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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

Goodo was naked at sea....

Gooooo

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North

People would talk

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By *FGIHMan
4 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"People would talk "

I would watch the 2 above

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"People would talk

I would watch the 2 above"

Hes more of a watcher than a partaker

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By *oodo69Man
4 weeks ago

London (visiting frequently)


"People would talk

I would watch the 2 above

Hes more of a watcher than a partaker "

Im still naked at sea xx

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By *unhungguyMan
4 weeks ago

leeds

I love when u are away and u can just act so naughty and no one knows u it’s so hot . I love flirting and having fun especially dressing up in my fire kit for people xx

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By *olo180Man
4 weeks ago

Greater London


"I love when u are away and u can just act so naughty and no one knows u it’s so hot . I love flirting and having fun especially dressing up in my fire kit for people xx"

He’s monologuing

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I love when u are away and u can just act so naughty and no one knows u it’s so hot . I love flirting and having fun especially dressing up in my fire kit for people xx

He’s monologuing "

Im tok busy laughing 🤭

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By *itishguy30Man
4 weeks ago

Belfast

You snort when you laugh

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"You snort when you laugh "

Your rude and dont like my snorting 🤣

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By *olo180Man
4 weeks ago

Greater London


"You snort when you laugh

Your rude and dont like my snorting 🤣"

Can’t get a word in with all this snorting

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"You snort when you laugh

Your rude and dont like my snorting 🤣

Can’t get a word in with all this snorting "

He wants a word i want a fuck 👅

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By *unhungguyMan
4 weeks ago

leeds

I want the best fun ever and can give that trust me ….

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By *olo180Man
4 weeks ago

Greater London


"You snort when you laugh

Your rude and dont like my snorting 🤣

Can’t get a word in with all this snorting

He wants a word i want a fuck 👅"

She doesn’t want to listen to me…just wants to use me for my body 🤣

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North


"You snort when you laugh

Your rude and dont like my snorting 🤣

Can’t get a word in with all this snorting

He wants a word i want a fuck 👅

She doesn’t want to listen to me…just wants to use me for my body 🤣"

You don’t want to be objectified

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By *ommyShelbyXXXMan
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"You snort when you laugh

Your rude and dont like my snorting 🤣

Can’t get a word in with all this snorting

He wants a word i want a fuck 👅

She doesn’t want to listen to me…just wants to use me for my body 🤣

You don’t want to be objectified

"

No buts...... I'd fuck you😈

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"You snort when you laugh

Your rude and dont like my snorting 🤣

Can’t get a word in with all this snorting

He wants a word i want a fuck 👅

She doesn’t want to listen to me…just wants to use me for my body 🤣

You don’t want to be objectified

No buts...... I'd fuck you😈"

His eyes are elsewhere

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By *ittynzWoman
4 weeks ago

Richmond

My holes are filled

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By *itishguy30Man
4 weeks ago

Belfast


"My holes are filled "

Her holes are filled and there is nowhere to put it

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By *ootypleaserMan
4 weeks ago

New Brighton

I'd love to but... I'm a single male over 50 lol

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By *ootypleaserMan
4 weeks ago

New Brighton

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford

Male and too old

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North

I’m opting for self pleasure today.

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By *hyguyvanilla1978Man
4 weeks ago

Northampton


"I’m opting for self pleasure today. "

Feeling left out now

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By *asual TeaCouple
4 weeks ago

Manchester


"I’m opting for self pleasure today.

Feeling left out now"

He’s too shy

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By *oodo69Man
4 weeks ago

London (visiting frequently)


"I’m opting for self pleasure today. "

Shes locked herself in doing self pleasuring xx

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m opting for self pleasure today.

Shes locked herself in doing self pleasuring xx"

Your still naked at sea

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"I’m opting for self pleasure today.

Shes locked herself in doing self pleasuring xx

Your still naked at sea "

She's busy pretending to work

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By *olo180Man
4 weeks ago

Greater London


"I’m opting for self pleasure today.

Shes locked herself in doing self pleasuring xx

Your still naked at sea

She's busy pretending to work"

I’m too busy being objectified

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m opting for self pleasure today.

Shes locked herself in doing self pleasuring xx

Your still naked at sea

She's busy pretending to work

I’m too busy being objectified "

Im too busy replying to the wrong threads and looking stupid

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By *FGIHMan
4 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"I’m opting for self pleasure today.

Shes locked herself in doing self pleasuring xx

Your still naked at sea

She's busy pretending to work

I’m too busy being objectified

Im too busy replying to the wrong threads and looking stupid"

I am off out for tea

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"I’m opting for self pleasure today.

Shes locked herself in doing self pleasuring xx

Your still naked at sea

She's busy pretending to work

I’m too busy being objectified

Im too busy replying to the wrong threads and looking stupid"

Tell her we all make mistakes

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"I’m opting for self pleasure today.

Shes locked herself in doing self pleasuring xx

Your still naked at sea

She's busy pretending to work

I’m too busy being objectified

Im too busy replying to the wrong threads and looking stupid

Tell her we all make mistakes "

The winds blowing in the wrong direction

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North


"I’m opting for self pleasure today.

Shes locked herself in doing self pleasuring xx

Your still naked at sea

She's busy pretending to work

I’m too busy being objectified

Im too busy replying to the wrong threads and looking stupid

Tell her we all make mistakes

The winds blowing in the wrong direction "

You said you didn’t want to 👀

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By *emporary satisfactionMan
4 weeks ago

middle of no where

I’d fuck you but refrigerator run away and I have to go after it

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
4 weeks ago

Gloucester


"I’d fuck you but refrigerator run away and I have to go after it"

I want more than _emporary satisfaction

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"I’d fuck you but refrigerator run away and I have to go after it

I want more than _emporary satisfaction "

I’d disappoint in less than 30 seconds

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By *olo180Man
4 weeks ago

Greater London


"I’d fuck you but refrigerator run away and I have to go after it

I want more than _emporary satisfaction "

I’m not a Prince

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bristol

I'd fuck you but I had a wank and now I don't want too...

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'd fuck you but I had a wank and now I don't want too..."

I dont want to im gunna have a wank

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By *olo180Man
4 weeks ago

Greater London


"I'd fuck you but I had a wank and now I don't want too...

I dont want to im gunna have a wank"

Happy to watch you wank

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"I'd fuck you but I had a wank and now I don't want too...

I dont want to im gunna have a wank

Happy to watch you wank "

I’m blind

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'd fuck you but I had a wank and now I don't want too...

I dont want to im gunna have a wank

Happy to watch you wank

I’m blind "

You cant see and might put it in my ear

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"I'd fuck you but I had a wank and now I don't want too...

I dont want to im gunna have a wank

Happy to watch you wank

I’m blind

You cant see and might put it in my ear "

It wouldn’t fit

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford

I'm busy watching a blind man fuck a ear

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"I'm busy watching a blind man fuck a ear"

You’re too kinky for me

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"I'm busy watching a blind man fuck a ear

You’re too kinky for me "

I've disturbed him

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North


"I'm busy watching a blind man fuck a ear

You’re too kinky for me

I've disturbed him"

You’re busy disturbing someone else

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By *lfa RomeoMan
4 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

My cocks not big enough

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"My cocks not big enough "

Your cocks not big enough 🤷‍♀️

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"My cocks not big enough

Your cocks not big enough 🤷‍♀️"

She's a size queen

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"My cocks not big enough

Your cocks not big enough 🤷‍♀️

She's a size queen"

Counts me out 😔

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By *lfa RomeoMan
4 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds


"My cocks not big enough

Your cocks not big enough 🤷‍♀️"

It's only 6"

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By *lfa RomeoMan
4 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds


"My cocks not big enough

Your cocks not big enough 🤷‍♀️"

it's only 6"

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"My cocks not big enough

Your cocks not big enough 🤷‍♀️ it's only 6""

You make me look tiny 🤣

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By *lfa RomeoMan
4 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds


"My cocks not big enough

Your cocks not big enough 🤷‍♀️ it's only 6"

You make me look tiny 🤣"

😂

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"My cocks not big enough

Your cocks not big enough 🤷‍♀️ it's only 6"

You make me look tiny 🤣😂"

Your showing dissolved up and i feel for him 🤣

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"My cocks not big enough

Your cocks not big enough 🤷‍♀️ it's only 6"

You make me look tiny 🤣😂"

There all cock conscious

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"My cocks not big enough

Your cocks not big enough 🤷‍♀️ it's only 6"

You make me look tiny 🤣😂

There all cock conscious "

You can’t spot sarcasm

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By *lfa RomeoMan
4 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds


"My cocks not big enough

Your cocks not big enough 🤷‍♀️ it's only 6"

You make me look tiny 🤣😂

Your showing dissolved up and i feel for him 🤣"

He doesn't get much action these days 😂

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

But I'm dressed like a sissy, no it sure anyone wants to me to fuck them

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 weeks ago

Woodley

Im on a packed train from London

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"My cocks not big enough

Your cocks not big enough 🤷‍♀️ it's only 6"

You make me look tiny 🤣😂

There all cock conscious

You can’t spot sarcasm "

He's too serious

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By *itishguy30Man
4 weeks ago

Belfast


"Im on a packed train from London "

You’re facing backwards and I get motion sickness

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By *lfa RomeoMan
4 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds


"Im on a packed train from London "

Theres always the train toilets 😂

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Im on a packed train from London

You’re facing backwards and I get motion sickness "

Doesn’t like doggy 😎

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Im on a packed train from London

You’re facing backwards and I get motion sickness

Doesn’t like doggy 😎"

I prefer cats

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Im on a packed train from London

You’re facing backwards and I get motion sickness

Doesn’t like doggy 😎

I prefer cats "

She’s more into pussy

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By *ondiego85Man
4 weeks ago

nottingham

Me too

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Me too"

I have a pussy and u might eat it 🐱

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Me too

I have a pussy and u might eat it 🐱"

I just turned vegan

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Me too

I have a pussy and u might eat it 🐱

I just turned vegan "

I love meat

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Me too

I have a pussy and u might eat it 🐱

I just turned vegan

I love meat "

I’m disqualified 😔

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By *emptme1993Man
4 weeks ago

manchester

I’ll take his place

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"I’ll take his place "

You’re occupied

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 weeks ago

Woodley


"I’ll take his place

You’re occupied "

You dont want me

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me "

You scare me 😳🤣

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 weeks ago

Woodley


"I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣"

You're too timid for me 😝

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North


"I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝"

You’re straight ☹️

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By *hyguyvanilla1978Man
4 weeks ago

Northampton


"I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️"

I wouldn't stand a chance with you

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I wouldn't stand a chance with you"

Your too vanilla for me

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I wouldn't stand a chance with you"

Far too vanilla for me

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I wouldn't stand a chance with you

Your too vanilla for me "

Snap!

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By *otsossieMan
4 weeks ago

Chesterfield

I’m too vanilla for you

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m too vanilla for you"

Im not too vanilla for you

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"I’m too vanilla for you"

I'd prefer vanilla ice-cream

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By *ruebameMan
4 weeks ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"I’m too vanilla for you

Im not too vanilla for you "

She wouldn't want to use my toys

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 19:09:05]

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"I’m too vanilla for you

I'd prefer vanilla ice-cream

Id prefer chocolate 🤤🤤"

I’m only a BWC 😎

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m too vanilla for you

Im not too vanilla for you

She wouldn't want to use my toys "

He doesnt like my teasing

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By *ruebameMan
4 weeks ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"I’m too vanilla for you

Im not too vanilla for you

She wouldn't want to use my toys

He doesnt like my teasing "

She's to far in the mist of smog

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m too vanilla for you

Im not too vanilla for you

She wouldn't want to use my toys

He doesnt like my teasing

She's to far in the mist of smog "

Hes too busy advertising 🤣

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By *ustus5555Woman
4 weeks ago

Mansfield


"I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️"

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
4 weeks ago

Gloucester


"I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷"

I’d rather eat you out

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By *ikesEmBigMan
4 weeks ago

Herts


"I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷

I’d rather eat you out "

I'm too busy looking at that arse

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By *hyguyvanilla1978Man
4 weeks ago

Northampton


"I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷

I’d rather eat you out "

I would rather cover you in cream and chocolate sauce

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 19:18:34]

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
4 weeks ago

Gloucester

I’m washing my goldfish

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷

I’d rather eat you out I'm too busy looking at that arse"

Your to busy

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By *ingh89Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Very likely she won't be interested 🤷🏽

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By *ackAgain99300Man
4 weeks ago

leeds

You wouldnt want to haha

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By *ruebameMan
4 weeks ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷

I’d rather eat you out I'm too busy looking at that arse

Your to busy "

She's out of my league

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By *ack 55530Man
4 weeks ago

cardiff


"I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷

I’d rather eat you out I'm too busy looking at that arse

Your to busy "

My hands are busy

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷

I’d rather eat you out I'm too busy looking at that arse

Your to busy

She's out of my league "

You work in leagues i work in leaderboards 🤣

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷

I’d rather eat you out I'm too busy looking at that arse

Your to busy

She's out of my league

You work in leagues i work in leaderboards 🤣"

I only take the lead

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By *kyefallMan
4 weeks ago

Newcastle

"I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷

I’d rather eat you out I'm too busy looking at that arse

Your to busy”

I’d blow my load in 10 seconds

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 19:23:52]

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


""I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷

I’d rather eat you out I'm too busy looking at that arse

Your to busy”

I’d blow my load in 10 seconds

"

Youve already cum 👅

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


""I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷

I’d rather eat you out I'm too busy looking at that arse

Your to busy”

I’d blow my load in 10 seconds

Youve already cum 👅"

She's already had some

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By *ikesEmBigMan
4 weeks ago

Herts


""I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷

I’d rather eat you out I'm too busy looking at that arse

Your to busy”

I’d blow my load in 10 seconds

Youve already cum 👅

She's already had some"

should give her more than she needs

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North


""I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷

I’d rather eat you out I'm too busy looking at that arse

Your to busy”

I’d blow my load in 10 seconds

Youve already cum 👅

She's already had some should give her more than she needs"

The tash would be too tickly

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By *emporary satisfactionMan
4 weeks ago

middle of no where

Nice one lol

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


""I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷

I’d rather eat you out I'm too busy looking at that arse

Your to busy”

I’d blow my load in 10 seconds

Youve already cum 👅

She's already had some should give her more than she needs

The tash would be too tickly

"

You told me you liked my stubble 😳

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


""I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷

I’d rather eat you out I'm too busy looking at that arse

Your to busy”

I’d blow my load in 10 seconds

Youve already cum 👅

She's already had some should give her more than she needs

The tash would be too tickly

"

My stubble would tickle her

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


""I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷

I’d rather eat you out I'm too busy looking at that arse

Your to busy”

I’d blow my load in 10 seconds

Youve already cum 👅

She's already had some should give her more than she needs

The tash would be too tickly

My stubble would tickle her"

Hes mr tickle

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


""I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷

I’d rather eat you out I'm too busy looking at that arse

Your to busy”

I’d blow my load in 10 seconds

Youve already cum 👅

She's already had some should give her more than she needs

The tash would be too tickly

My stubble would tickle her

Hes mr tickle

"

I have a phobia of feather dusters

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


""I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷

I’d rather eat you out I'm too busy looking at that arse

Your to busy”

I’d blow my load in 10 seconds

Youve already cum 👅

She's already had some should give her more than she needs

The tash would be too tickly

My stubble would tickle her

Hes mr tickle

I have a phobia of feather dusters "

He tells me random facts

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By *rPunxMan
4 weeks ago

Hull

[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 19:38:21]

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


""I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷

I’d rather eat you out I'm too busy looking at that arse

Your to busy”

I’d blow my load in 10 seconds

Youve already cum 👅

She's already had some should give her more than she needs

The tash would be too tickly

My stubble would tickle her

Hes mr tickle

I have a phobia of feather dusters

He tells me random facts "

She has amnesia

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By *ikesEmBigMan
4 weeks ago

Herts


""I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷

I’d rather eat you out I'm too busy looking at that arse

Your to busy”

I’d blow my load in 10 seconds

Youve already cum 👅

She's already had some should give her more than she needs

The tash would be too tickly

My stubble would tickle her

Hes mr tickle

I have a phobia of feather dusters

He tells me random facts "

She likes random fucks

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By *rPunxMan
4 weeks ago

Hull

[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 19:39:01]

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By *rPunxMan
4 weeks ago

Hull

Because it seems like I'm stuck in a revolving door

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North


"Because it seems like I'm stuck in a revolving door"

That would be an awkward fuck

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


""I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷

I’d rather eat you out I'm too busy looking at that arse

Your to busy”

I’d blow my load in 10 seconds

Youve already cum 👅

She's already had some should give her more than she needs

The tash would be too tickly

My stubble would tickle her

Hes mr tickle

I have a phobia of feather dusters

He tells me random facts

She likes random fucks"

Do i? 🤣🤷‍♀️

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Because it seems like I'm stuck in a revolving door

That would be an awkward fuck "

She has too many fantasies to enact

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


""I’ll take his place

You’re occupied

You dont want me

You scare me 😳🤣

You're too timid for me 😝

You’re straight ☹️

I'm not timid ....

Or straight.....

So I can't think of a reason.

🤷

I’d rather eat you out I'm too busy looking at that arse

Your to busy”

I’d blow my load in 10 seconds

Youve already cum 👅

She's already had some should give her more than she needs

The tash would be too tickly

My stubble would tickle her

Hes mr tickle

I have a phobia of feather dusters

He tells me random facts

She likes random fucks

Do i? 🤣🤷‍♀️"

She’s too picky

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By *ustus5555Woman
4 weeks ago

Mansfield


"Because it seems like I'm stuck in a revolving door

That would be an awkward fuck "

Or a revolving fuck an I'd go dizzy

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By *fffunCouple
4 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Too busy playing with myself

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By *fffunCouple
4 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Because it seems like I'm stuck in a revolving door

That would be an awkward fuck

Or a revolving fuck an I'd go dizzy "

To busy playing with justuss to play with dissolved orders

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By *itishguy30Man
4 weeks ago

Belfast

[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 19:48:44]

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Because it seems like I'm stuck in a revolving door

That would be an awkward fuck

Or a revolving fuck an I'd go dizzy

To busy playing with justuss to play with dissolved orders"

I got turned down 😔🤣

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By *itishguy30Man
4 weeks ago

Belfast


"Because it seems like I'm stuck in a revolving door

That would be an awkward fuck

Or a revolving fuck an I'd go dizzy

To busy playing with justuss to play with dissolved orders"

Content watching you play with others

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By *ikesEmBigMan
4 weeks ago

Herts

She thinks my moustache is too retro

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"She thinks my moustache is too retro"

Hes fucked it

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"She thinks my moustache is too retro

Hes fucked it "

I can’t come up with puns like that 🤣

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By *r Black 85Man
4 weeks ago

nottingham

His vocabulary is severely lacking😎😎😎😎😎

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By *itishguy30Man
4 weeks ago

Belfast

You’re just a bottle 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
4 weeks ago

South Wales

Distance is a problem xx 😘

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Distance is a problem xx 😘 "

You’re out of my league

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By *d4funtimesMan
4 weeks ago

Cambridge

Id fuck you but, ... you rather drop dead

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By *ustus5555Woman
4 weeks ago

Mansfield

My legs are to shaky after mufffin finished with me. 😁

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By *entlemanJay39Man
4 weeks ago

Northampton


"My legs are to shaky after mufffin finished with me. 😁"

I.F.Y.B... I heard you kiss and tell!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"My legs are to shaky after mufffin finished with me. 😁"

Think she only likes the ladies

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By *ingh89Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

I don't think she will be interested 🤷🏽

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By *ervent X KissMan
4 weeks ago

Chi Harbour

I would fuck but you don’t want an old timer.

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North


"I would fuck but you don’t want an old timer. "

I’d be too busy in the pool

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"I would fuck but you don’t want an old timer.

I’d be too busy in the pool "

You’re usually wet enough 😎

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By *entlemanJay39Man
4 weeks ago

Northampton


"I would fuck but you don’t want an old timer.

I’d be too busy in the pool "

My dog just stepped on a bee

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North


"I would fuck but you don’t want an old timer.

I’d be too busy in the pool

You’re usually wet enough 😎"

You’re too cheeky

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
4 weeks ago

South Wales

You need to look after your poor dog xx 😘

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"You need to look after your poor dog xx 😘 "

I’m intimidated 😳

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By *entlemanJay39Man
4 weeks ago

Northampton


"You need to look after your poor dog xx 😘 "

It was more traumatic for Amber.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"You need to look after your poor dog xx 😘

It was more traumatic for Amber.

"

He doesnt like meatloaf

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By *itishguy30Man
4 weeks ago

Belfast

She was talking about the meal and I’m here dressed in a cape

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
4 weeks ago

South Wales

He’s dressed as Meatloaf! Xx 😄

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"He’s dressed as Meatloaf! Xx 😄"

I'm like a bat out of hell

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
4 weeks ago

South Wales

He’ll be gone when the morning comes xx

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By *awpleasureMan
4 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

I'd fuck you but my foot fungus has returned and my feet smell like a pickled egg

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
4 weeks ago

Gloucester

I don’t like pickled eggs

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By *e101Couple
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

I’ve already cooked your dad 🤪🤪

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"I’ve already cooked your dad 🤪🤪"

I hate the brummie accent 🤣

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth


"He’ll be gone when the morning comes xx "

…..but I won’t do that….

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By *ikesEmBigMan
4 weeks ago

Herts

He would do anything for love

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By *r Black 85Man
4 weeks ago

nottingham


"He would do anything for love "

I'm too big for him 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"He would do anything for love "

Hes not random enough and thats what i like apparently

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"He would do anything for love

I'm too big for him 😎😎😎😎😎"

I can’t see into his eyes

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"He would do anything for love

I'm too big for him 😎😎😎😎😎

I can’t see into his eyes"

He stares to much

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"He would do anything for love

I'm too big for him 😎😎😎😎😎

I can’t see into his eyes

He stares to much "

She caught me staring

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North


"He would do anything for love

I'm too big for him 😎😎😎😎😎

I can’t see into his eyes

He stares to much

She caught me staring"

It’s rude to stare

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"He would do anything for love

I'm too big for him 😎😎😎😎😎

I can’t see into his eyes

He stares to much

She caught me staring

It’s rude to stare "

Pass

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"He would do anything for love

I'm too big for him 😎😎😎😎😎

I can’t see into his eyes

He stares to much

She caught me staring

It’s rude to stare

Pass "

He passes

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"He would do anything for love

I'm too big for him 😎😎😎😎😎

I can’t see into his eyes

He stares to much

She caught me staring

It’s rude to stare

Pass

He passes "

She likes stayers

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"He would do anything for love

I'm too big for him 😎😎😎😎😎

I can’t see into his eyes

He stares to much

She caught me staring

It’s rude to stare

Pass

He passes

She likes stayers "

He doesnt like to stay

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"He would do anything for love

I'm too big for him 😎😎😎😎😎

I can’t see into his eyes

He stares to much

She caught me staring

It’s rude to stare

Pass

He passes

She likes stayers

He doesnt like to stay "

She assumes too much 😉

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By *entlemanJay39Man
4 weeks ago

Northampton


"He would do anything for love

I'm too big for him 😎😎😎😎😎

I can’t see into his eyes

He stares to much

She caught me staring

It’s rude to stare

Pass

He passes

She likes stayers

He doesn't like to stay

She assumes too much 😉"

Noone added an apostrophe to Doesn't

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"He would do anything for love

I'm too big for him 😎😎😎😎😎

I can’t see into his eyes

He stares to much

She caught me staring

It’s rude to stare

Pass

He passes

She likes stayers

He doesn't like to stay

She assumes too much 😉

Noone added an apostrophe to Doesn't "

You caused me to give everyone my meatloaf bants

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