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By *FGIH OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Last one filled up

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By *dog59507718Man
4 weeks ago

Essex

Nothing naughty

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By *FGIH OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Pint

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By *uitedandbuffedMan
4 weeks ago

England

Team up at a club

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford

Few beers

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By *offysmangoMan
4 weeks ago

Colchester

Beers all around for the sausage fest

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By *ananas57Couple
4 weeks ago

lake ariel

Feel his abs

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Feel his abs "

Pass her some oil

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By *haterupMan
4 weeks ago

Newtownards

Ask her to sit on me

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By *FGIH OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Ask her to sit on me"

Pint

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By *iniskirtCouple
4 weeks ago

Paisley

a nice wee lunch date x

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By *ussex_ladMan
4 weeks ago

hastings

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By *ussex_ladMan
4 weeks ago

hastings

Eat her pussy and fuck it

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford

Bring them some cold drinks for after

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Bring them some cold drinks for after "

Lick his leg

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By *imntonicCouple
4 weeks ago

thirsk

Spit roast her with my mate

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By *otathletic1Man
4 weeks ago

Newquay

Spit roast her with you!

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By *ootypleaserMan
4 weeks ago

New Brighton


"Spit roast her with you!"

Take a picture off you, for your profile

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By *ideshaft1971Man
4 weeks ago

Midlands

Go for a walk in the countryside behind

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"Go for a walk in the countryside behind"

Avoid walks in nature this afternoon

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By *eardedguy83Man
4 weeks ago

Worcestershire


"Go for a walk in the countryside behind"

Oddly we have similar underwear tastes

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By *ideshaft1971Man
4 weeks ago

Midlands


"Go for a walk in the countryside behind

Oddly we have similar underwear tastes "

Who does?

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"Go for a walk in the countryside behind

Oddly we have similar underwear tastes

Who does?"

We're all confused

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By *ideshaft1971Man
4 weeks ago

Midlands


"Go for a walk in the countryside behind

Oddly we have similar underwear tastes

Who does?

We're all confused "

Your not wrong lol

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By *eeper ThanMan
4 weeks ago

Dartford

Take them skydiving

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
4 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap


"Take them skydiving"

I dunno, a pint and a show. Perhaps go rummaging through the charity shops?

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By *ideshaft1971Man
4 weeks ago

Midlands

Enyoy an ice cream on the beach

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Enyoy an ice cream on the beach"

Lick his ice cream

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By *ideshaft1971Man
4 weeks ago

Midlands


"Enyoy an ice cream on the beach

Lick his ice cream"

Drop my flake between her legs

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

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By *ideshaft1971Man
4 weeks ago

Midlands


"I agree OP i feel that i enjoy the grinding sensation more i like to arch my back a little holding the thighs as it just seems to hit the spot. Bouncing does feel pleasurable to me and most men ive spoken to state they prefer the bounce to the grind for there pleasure but for mine its definitely the grind rocking back on forth controlling the depth and angle.

Bloody hell giving myself the horn here 🤣"

Giving me one too!!

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By *eeper ThanMan
4 weeks ago

Dartford

Tell she might have got the wrong group

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Tell she might have got the wrong group "

Ahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaha

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By *orthernMan1991Man
4 weeks ago

Seaburn

I think its got to be a mix of both extra pleasure for both x

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By *ideshaft1971Man
4 weeks ago

Midlands


"Tell she might have got the wrong group "

I think maybe yes

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Tell she might have got the wrong group

I think maybe yes "

Tell them oops but thanks for reading anyway 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

Ive deleted the comment as id written a full on self porn story o the wrong thread my bad 🤣

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By *FGIH OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Distract her even more

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Distract her even more "

Tell him it even more funnier that even though ive deleted it wideshaft has kindly replied to it so it is still on this thread 🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈

Oh well random i know but have at it hahahaaha

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By *uttley 30Man
4 weeks ago

london

Definitely

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By *otsossieMan
4 weeks ago

Chesterfield

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By *FGIH OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Distract her even more

Tell him it even more funnier that even though ive deleted it wideshaft has kindly replied to it so it is still on this thread 🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈

Oh well random i know but have at it hahahaaha"

Put some R Kelly on..

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By *eeper ThanMan
4 weeks ago

Dartford

Tell her that’s the internet what goes on there stays on there ha ha

Was a good read though to be fair

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Tell her that’s the internet what goes on there stays on there ha ha

Was a good read though to be fair "

Tell him i shall take my absolute hammering over the error like a champ 💪🤣

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By *litalicious_CoupleCouple
4 weeks ago

North East

Let the Mrs try and turn her Bi 😉

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By *armite 500Man
4 weeks ago

Darlington


"Let the Mrs try and turn her Bi 😉"

Watch

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By *eeper ThanMan
4 weeks ago

Dartford


"Tell her that’s the internet what goes on there stays on there ha ha

Was a good read though to be fair

Tell him i shall take my absolute hammering over the error like a champ 💪🤣 "

Tell her that’s I think me and her might have a different idea of what an absolute hammering is !!!!!

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By *ideshaft1971Man
4 weeks ago

Midlands


"Distract her even more

Tell him it even more funnier that even though ive deleted it wideshaft has kindly replied to it so it is still on this thread 🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈

Oh well random i know but have at it hahahaaha"

Can’t delete it any longer

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Distract her even more

Tell him it even more funnier that even though ive deleted it wideshaft has kindly replied to it so it is still on this thread 🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈

Oh well random i know but have at it hahahaaha

Can’t delete it any longer"

Tell him im just going to keep replying to everyone so the thread closes 🤣

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By *FGIH OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Distract her even more

Tell him it even more funnier that even though ive deleted it wideshaft has kindly replied to it so it is still on this thread 🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈

Oh well random i know but have at it hahahaaha

Can’t delete it any longer

Tell him im just going to keep replying to everyone so the thread closes 🤣"

Let her wank me off so she can forget about it.

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By *rishVikingMan
4 weeks ago

Shankill

Grab a pint

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"Grab a pint "

Join his tab

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By *asty tatsyMan
4 weeks ago

london


"Grab a pint "

Another round of pints

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By *ashedMan
4 weeks ago

hemel

Good for a beer

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"Good for a beer "

Game of pool

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By *rMrs8790Couple
4 weeks ago

Southampton


"Good for a beer

Game of pool"

Game of doubles? X

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By *rtwisted98Man
4 weeks ago

Market harborough

I'll play winner lol

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'll play winner lol "

Cheer him on

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By *FGIH OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"I'll play winner lol

Cheer him on"

Let her play with my cue

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By *nchighMan
4 weeks ago

south east

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"I'll play winner lol

Cheer him on

Let her play with my cue"

Use my own Cue

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By *FGIH OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Best of 3

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By *armite 500Man
4 weeks ago

Darlington


"I'll play winner lol

Cheer him on

Let her play with my cue

Use my own Cue "

Pint

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'll play winner lol

Cheer him on

Let her play with my cue

Use my own Cue

Pint "

Pint and play

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By *iniskirtCouple
4 weeks ago

Paisley

Straight to the play x

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By *hyguyvanilla1978Man
4 weeks ago

Northampton


"Straight to the play x"

Join in with the play

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Straight to the play x"

Soapy tit wank 😎

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By *iniskirtCouple
4 weeks ago

Paisley

Soaping up x

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By *aughtyNikki100TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Soaping up x"

Mmm fun with both x

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Soaping up x"

Popping round

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Soaping up x

Popping round "

Get him a beer

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By *ustbelfastMan
4 weeks ago

Belfast

Oh anything she'd let me. Fab figure and very sexy smile

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By *rMrs8790Couple
4 weeks ago

Southampton

Go to Dublin?

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By *iniskirtCouple
4 weeks ago

Paisley

Kiss her x

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Kiss her x"

Trip back home to Scotland

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By *ustbelfastMan
4 weeks ago

Belfast


"Go to Dublin?"

Would definitely travel down to meet you

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Go to Dublin?

Would definitely travel down to meet you"

Get him to talk me to sleep ❤️

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By *ustbelfastMan
4 weeks ago

Belfast


"Go to Dublin?

Would definitely travel down to meet you

Get him to talk me to sleep ❤️"

Or wake you up?

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Go to Dublin?

Would definitely travel down to meet you

Get him to talk me to sleep ❤️"

Help clean out her ears

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Go to Dublin?

Would definitely travel down to meet you

Get him to talk me to sleep ❤️

Help clean out her ears "

Get him arrested for putting that weapon in my ear 🤣

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By *JMLCouple
4 weeks ago

West Midlands

Share with hubby..

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Go to Dublin?

Would definitely travel down to meet you

Get him to talk me to sleep ❤️

Help clean out her ears

Get him arrested for putting that weapon in my ear 🤣"

Remind her that flattery will get her everywhere baha 🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Go to Dublin?

Would definitely travel down to meet you

Get him to talk me to sleep ❤️

Help clean out her ears

Get him arrested for putting that weapon in my ear 🤣

Remind her that flattery will get her everywhere baha 🤣"

Tell him wed be too busy laughing to do anything else

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Go to Dublin?

Would definitely travel down to meet you

Get him to talk me to sleep ❤️

Help clean out her ears

Get him arrested for putting that weapon in my ear 🤣

Remind her that flattery will get her everywhere baha 🤣

Tell him wed be too busy laughing to do anything else "

State that wouldn’t be the worse shared experience

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Go to Dublin?

Would definitely travel down to meet you

Get him to talk me to sleep ❤️

Help clean out her ears

Get him arrested for putting that weapon in my ear 🤣

Remind her that flattery will get her everywhere baha 🤣

Tell him wed be too busy laughing to do anything else

State that wouldn’t be the worse shared experience "

I dunno im down for a giggle

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Go to Dublin?

Would definitely travel down to meet you

Get him to talk me to sleep ❤️

Help clean out her ears

Get him arrested for putting that weapon in my ear 🤣

Remind her that flattery will get her everywhere baha 🤣

Tell him wed be too busy laughing to do anything else

State that wouldn’t be the worse shared experience

I dunno im down for a giggle "

Agree terms

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By *ustbelfastMan
4 weeks ago

Belfast


"Go to Dublin?

Would definitely travel down to meet you

Get him to talk me to sleep ❤️

Help clean out her ears

Get him arrested for putting that weapon in my ear 🤣

Remind her that flattery will get her everywhere baha 🤣

Tell him wed be too busy laughing to do anything else

State that wouldn’t be the worse shared experience

I dunno im down for a giggle "

Need a giggle to have good sex.....it's the only way

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North


"Go to Dublin?

Would definitely travel down to meet you

Get him to talk me to sleep ❤️

Help clean out her ears

Get him arrested for putting that weapon in my ear 🤣

Remind her that flattery will get her everywhere baha 🤣

Tell him wed be too busy laughing to do anything else

State that wouldn’t be the worse shared experience

I dunno im down for a giggle

Need a giggle to have good sex.....it's the only way"

Find out what a cheeky Friday involves 🤔

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Go to Dublin?

Would definitely travel down to meet you

Get him to talk me to sleep ❤️

Help clean out her ears

Get him arrested for putting that weapon in my ear 🤣

Remind her that flattery will get her everywhere baha 🤣

Tell him wed be too busy laughing to do anything else

State that wouldn’t be the worse shared experience

I dunno im down for a giggle

Need a giggle to have good sex.....it's the only way

Find out what a cheeky Friday involves 🤔"

Ask when you find out

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North


"Go to Dublin?

Would definitely travel down to meet you

Get him to talk me to sleep ❤️

Help clean out her ears

Get him arrested for putting that weapon in my ear 🤣

Remind her that flattery will get her everywhere baha 🤣

Tell him wed be too busy laughing to do anything else

State that wouldn’t be the worse shared experience

I dunno im down for a giggle

Need a giggle to have good sex.....it's the only way

Find out what a cheeky Friday involves 🤔

Ask when you find out "

Share a pint of that weird cider concoction they drink in Bristol

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Go to Dublin?

Would definitely travel down to meet you

Get him to talk me to sleep ❤️

Help clean out her ears

Get him arrested for putting that weapon in my ear 🤣

Remind her that flattery will get her everywhere baha 🤣

Tell him wed be too busy laughing to do anything else

State that wouldn’t be the worse shared experience

I dunno im down for a giggle

Need a giggle to have good sex.....it's the only way

Find out what a cheeky Friday involves 🤔

Ask when you find out

Share a pint of that weird cider concoction they drink in Bristol "

Ask for a rematch?

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North


"Go to Dublin?

Would definitely travel down to meet you

Get him to talk me to sleep ❤️

Help clean out her ears

Get him arrested for putting that weapon in my ear 🤣

Remind her that flattery will get her everywhere baha 🤣

Tell him wed be too busy laughing to do anything else

State that wouldn’t be the worse shared experience

I dunno im down for a giggle

Need a giggle to have good sex.....it's the only way

Find out what a cheeky Friday involves 🤔

Ask when you find out

Share a pint of that weird cider concoction they drink in Bristol

Ask for a rematch?"

Remind him it’s already been discussed 😝

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By *aveyIOM1970Man
4 weeks ago

douglas


"Go to Dublin?

Would definitely travel down to meet you

Get him to talk me to sleep ❤️

Help clean out her ears

Completely un button your shirt

Get him arrested for putting that weapon in my ear 🤣

Remind her that flattery will get her everywhere baha 🤣

Tell him wed be too busy laughing to do anything else

State that wouldn’t be the worse shared experience

I dunno im down for a giggle

Need a giggle to have good sex.....it's the only way

Find out what a cheeky Friday involves 🤔

Ask when you find out

Share a pint of that weird cider concoction they drink in Bristol

Ask for a rematch?

Remind him it’s already been discussed 😝"

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By *impleSailorMan
4 weeks ago

the moon

Not a lot

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By *unboy53Man
4 weeks ago

upton wr8

Wank him

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Not a lot"

A lot

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Not a lot

A lot"

A little

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Not a lot

A lot

A little "

Absolutely nada

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By *emptme1993Man
4 weeks ago

manchester

Everything 😈

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Everything 😈"

Lots 🤤

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North

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By *hyguyvanilla1978Man
4 weeks ago

Northampton

Whatever you want me to treat you to

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Whatever you want me to treat you to"

Dutch courage

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"Whatever you want me to treat you to

Dutch courage "

Get him some beers

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By *eesside52Man
4 weeks ago

Stockton

Share a beer or two

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By *ack 55530Man
4 weeks ago

cardiff


"Whatever you want me to treat you to

Dutch courage

Get him some beers "

Slow him down

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Whatever you want me to treat you to

Dutch courage

Get him some beers

Slow him down "

Speed him up

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By *ingh89Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Shower her with compliments

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
4 weeks ago

from mars

Nada

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Nada "

Get him a Black Forest gateaux

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
4 weeks ago

Redditch


"Nada

Get him a Black Forest gateaux "

Full body wax

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Nada

Get him a Black Forest gateaux

Full body wax "

Oil his smoothness

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By *ruebameMan
4 weeks ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Nada

Get him a Black Forest gateaux

Full body wax

Oil his smoothness"

Put her on a sex swing and taste her full body

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Nada

Get him a Black Forest gateaux

Full body wax

Oil his smoothness

Put her on a sex swing and taste her full body "

Ask if that makes her a ‘swinger’

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Nada

Get him a Black Forest gateaux

Full body wax

Oil his smoothness

Put her on a sex swing and taste her full body

Ask if that makes her a ‘swinger’ "

Tell him it makes me a LEGEND

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Nada

Get him a Black Forest gateaux

Full body wax

Oil his smoothness

Put her on a sex swing and taste her full body

Ask if that makes her a ‘swinger’

Tell him it makes me a LEGEND"

Point out it’s only in your bathroom mirror 🤣

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By *fffunCouple
4 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Play with myself and let him watch

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Play with myself and let him watch"

Ask her to sit on my lap as she does.

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By *r Black 85Man
4 weeks ago

nottingham

Provide him with wipes and towels😎😎😎😎😎

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By *FGIH OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Bring drinks and popcorn

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By *rNaughty84Man
4 weeks ago

Derby

Steal some popcorn

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By *otwife and sexy beastCouple
4 weeks ago

rochester


"Bring drinks and popcorn"

Trace my nipple over his lips.

HW

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Bring drinks and popcorn

Trace my nipple over his lips.

HW"

Is the other one free?

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North


"Bring drinks and popcorn

Trace my nipple over his lips.

HW

Is the other one free? "

Go dancing 💃🏼

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Bring drinks and popcorn

Trace my nipple over his lips.

HW

Is the other one free?

Go dancing 💃🏼 "

Nothing

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By *ichxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxMan
4 weeks ago

Skipton

Take you to the sunbed

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Bring drinks and popcorn

Trace my nipple over his lips.

HW

Is the other one free?

Go dancing 💃🏼 "

Drinks and perves 🍸🍸

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Bring drinks and popcorn

Trace my nipple over his lips.

HW

Is the other one free?

Go dancing 💃🏼

Drinks and perves 🍸🍸"

Fancy a dance 🕺

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By *ideshaft1971Man
4 weeks ago

Midlands


"Bring drinks and popcorn

Trace my nipple over his lips.

HW

Is the other one free?

Go dancing 💃🏼

Drinks and perves 🍸🍸

Fancy a dance 🕺 "

Score the dance 7

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"Bring drinks and popcorn

Trace my nipple over his lips.

HW

Is the other one free?

Go dancing 💃🏼

Drinks and perves 🍸🍸

Fancy a dance 🕺

Score the dance 7"

Hold the scores up for him

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By *r Black 85Man
4 weeks ago

nottingham

Slow him down😎😎😎😎😎

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By *emptme1993Man
4 weeks ago

manchester

Have a drink

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By *d4funtimesMan
4 weeks ago

Cambridge

No more drinks 😢

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"Have a drink "

Tempt him into another

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"No more drinks 😢 "

Snacks instead 🍑

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By *ickawitchCouple
4 weeks ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Have a drink

Tempt him into another "

Look real closely at his tatts

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By *d4funtimesMan
4 weeks ago

Cambridge

OK, one more drink

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North


"OK, one more drink "

Tell him he’ll regret it in the morning

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"OK, one more drink

Tell him he’ll regret it in the morning "

Pass

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"OK, one more drink "

Refuse the drinks im tipsy

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North


"OK, one more drink

Refuse the drinks im tipsy"

Get him to the nearest take away

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"OK, one more drink

Refuse the drinks im tipsy

Get him to the nearest take away "

Nothing at all

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By *layfullsamMan
4 weeks ago

Solihull


"OK, one more drink

Refuse the drinks im tipsy

Get him to the nearest take away "

Naked baby oil twister in my dreams

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North


"OK, one more drink

Refuse the drinks im tipsy

Get him to the nearest take away

Nothing at all "

Ouch 😂

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By *d4funtimesMan
4 weeks ago

Cambridge


"OK, one more drink

Refuse the drinks im tipsy

Get him to the nearest take away

Nothing at all

Ouch 😂"

More baby oil for her sexy bum

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By *evebal12Man
4 weeks ago

London


"OK, one more drink

Refuse the drinks im tipsy

Get him to the nearest take away

Nothing at all

Ouch 😂"

Anything she wanted

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By *searchingMan
4 weeks ago

hmmm


"OK, one more drink

Refuse the drinks im tipsy

Get him to the nearest take away

Nothing at all

Ouch 😂"

Snorkel naked in the Maldives

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By *emptme1993Man
4 weeks ago

manchester

I like the Maldives I’ll go 🤣

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By *ideshaft1971Man
4 weeks ago

Midlands


"I like the Maldives I’ll go 🤣"

I will put the towels out

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By *otguy555Man
4 weeks ago

Bristol

Have a sword fight

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By *eckard25Man
4 weeks ago

North West Durham


"Have a sword fight "

Cross swords with the winner

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By *pecsloversCouple
4 weeks ago

Swanage


"Have a sword fight "
Help him out with that lovely pair of tits !

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Have a sword fight "

Sheath his sword hes dangerous

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By *h-why-notMan
4 weeks ago

Isle of Wight

What ever she wants as many times as she wants

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By *ideshaft1971Man
4 weeks ago

Midlands


"What ever she wants as many times as she wants"

I will count

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"What ever she wants as many times as she wants"

That towel would be straight off woooftttttt

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By *ideshaft1971Man
4 weeks ago

Midlands


"What ever she wants as many times as she wants

That towel would be straight off woooftttttt"

Find another towel

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"What ever she wants as many times as she wants

That towel would be straight off woooftttttt

Find another towel"

And yours !

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By *angbangsociatyCouple (MM)
4 weeks ago

london


"What ever she wants as many times as she wants

That towel would be straight off woooftttttt"

Cum on those lovely breasts

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By *ideshaft1971Man
4 weeks ago

Midlands


"What ever she wants as many times as she wants

That towel would be straight off woooftttttt

Find another towel

And yours !"

Never have a shortage again

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"What ever she wants as many times as she wants

That towel would be straight off woooftttttt

Find another towel

And yours !"

Go out on the piss

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"What ever she wants as many times as she wants

That towel would be straight off woooftttttt

Find another towel

And yours !

Go out on the piss "

Give him the bumps

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By *h-why-notMan
4 weeks ago

Isle of Wight


"What ever she wants as many times as she wants

That towel would be straight off woooftttttt"

We would have showered together so probably wouldnt make it on

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By *ichxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxMan
4 weeks ago

Skipton

Take her away from a night and tie her to the bed

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By *NormalMan01Man
4 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Take her away from a night and tie her to the bed"

Supply the rope.

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By *ideshaft1971Man
4 weeks ago

Midlands


"Take her away from a night and tie her to the bed"

Tie the knots firmer

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Take her away from a night and tie her to the bed

Supply the rope. "

Smack that bum

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By *h-why-notMan
4 weeks ago

Isle of Wight

Bite that bum

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By *fffunCouple
4 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Remove t9wel

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By * D 777Man
4 weeks ago

bathgate

pint

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Remove t9wel"

Watch the show

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By *armite 500Man
4 weeks ago

Darlington


"pint"

Drink

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By *elshyXOMan
4 weeks ago

here & there


"pint"

Get on my kness, I think…

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By *artyboy83Man
4 weeks ago

......


"pint

Get on my kness, I think…"

Offer him A cushion

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By * D 777Man
4 weeks ago

bathgate

watch

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Offer a big manhug.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"pint

Get on my kness, I think…"

Get him that cushion again

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North

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