FabSwingers.com forum: Names for a Penis

By *andering Welsh Guy OP Man
4 weeks ago

All over the place

Like the vagina thread,

Go....

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

Purple headed womb warrior

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By *andering Welsh Guy OP Man
4 weeks ago

All over the place

Baby's arm holding an apple

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

Chopper 🚁

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By *andering Welsh Guy OP Man
4 weeks ago

All over the place

Minge Buster

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

"Minge Buster "

Hahahahahahaahahahaaha piss off

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

100% all beef thermometer 🤣

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By *andering Welsh Guy OP Man
4 weeks ago

All over the place

Meat Hammer 🔨

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By *ideshaft1971Man
4 weeks ago

Midlands

Pork plunger

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By *andering Welsh Guy OP Man
4 weeks ago

All over the place

Veiny muff buster

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

Bald headed yoghurt slinger

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
4 weeks ago

Prestwich

Klunge diver

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By *andering Welsh Guy OP Man
4 weeks ago

All over the place

Winking puddle diver

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By *ittleLiaisonsWoman
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Smeg Smasher

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By *eardedguy83Man
4 weeks ago

Worcestershire

Todger

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
4 weeks ago

Prestwich

One eyed snake

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By *issmorganWoman
4 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Pecker.

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By *aizyWoman
4 weeks ago

west midlands

Rumpleforeskin

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford

[Removed by poster at 25/06/25 14:56:02]

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford

Maggot

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By *vaRoseWoman
4 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Mr Jingles

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
4 weeks ago

Prestwich

"Maggot"

Christ

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
4 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Joystick

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Spam javelin

Pork steeple

Whoopee stick

Lap rocket

Cranny axe

Boink swatter

Nether rod

Dude piston

Quiver bone

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By *ognorworthibg23Man
4 weeks ago

Littlehampton

Roger the todger

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford

"Maggot

Christ"

I've never heard it personally luckily 😂

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
4 weeks ago

Prestwich

"Spam javelin

Pork steeple

Whoopee stick

Lap rocket

Cranny axe

Boink swatter

Nether rod

Dude piston

Quiver bone

Dude piston

😂😂😂😂🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

Anal impaler 🤣

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By *idlandiaMan
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Colin

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By *ntercouplemaCouple
4 weeks ago

Around and about

schong lol

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By *kbwc1995Man
4 weeks ago

manchester/bradford

I've had mine called a baseball bat before haha

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By *emporary satisfactionMan
4 weeks ago

middle of no where

My dicks name is Jonathan the third

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By *ete hMan
4 weeks ago

Penzance

Purple headed womb ferret

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
4 weeks ago

Prestwich

Kenneth

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By *andering Welsh Guy OP Man
4 weeks ago

All over the place

Sphincter destroyer

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

"My dicks name is Jonathan the third"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
4 weeks ago

Prestwich

Opener of the meat curtain

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

I've always called mine Seth..... No particular reason why

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
4 weeks ago

Prestwich

Sexcalibur

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

Khrol the warrior king

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
4 weeks ago

Prestwich

Footlong hotdong

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By *ndymac888Man
4 weeks ago

Dumbarton

The Onion (it will make your eyes water)

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
4 weeks ago

stockport

Earthworm

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By *umwithme4344Couple
4 weeks ago

Worcestershire

Wilber

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
4 weeks ago

Prestwich

"The Onion (it will make your eyes water) "

That's what I call a nice arse

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Womb raider

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By *avexxMan
4 weeks ago

cheshire

purple headed demon

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By *alf GarnetMan
4 weeks ago

Horwich

One eyed Willy off Goonies

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By *otandHung1981Man
4 weeks ago

Bucks

Monster

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
4 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

"The Onion (it will make your eyes water) "

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By *uperSalopian7Man
4 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

The truth because... YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

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By *orny PTMan
4 weeks ago

Peterborough

Middle leg

Percy (See 'One Summer', first episode)

Tadpole soup dispenser

Teething ring

Booby moisturiser tube

Sundial (When hard)

Glass cutter (When very hard)

Sleepy slug (When sunbathing naked) I have pictures to prove it.

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By *orny PTMan
4 weeks ago

Peterborough

Baby gravy hand pump

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By *offysmangoMan
4 weeks ago

Colchester

Schlong

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By *quirtyndirty!Couple
4 weeks ago

Nottingham

Meat and two veg

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By *uperSalopian7Man
4 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

The plot because the plot thickens and you'll never see the plot twist cumming

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By *osmicRobMan
4 weeks ago

Chorlton cum Hardy

Jolly Roger

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By *orny PTMan
4 weeks ago

Peterborough

"The plot because the plot thickens and you'll never see the plot twist cumming

(Spoken in voice over guy's dulcet tones)

"coming soon....Shaft!'

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By *ustyb555Couple
4 weeks ago

leeds

Magic stick

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By *uck69xMan
4 weeks ago

cramlington

The best and funniest thing ive seen about naming penis was on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown when Joe Wilkinson did a poem about naming mens penis while in the public toilets on the train platform so so so funny

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By *uck69xMan
4 weeks ago

cramlington

"The best and funniest thing ive seen about naming penis was on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown when Joe Wilkinson did a poem about naming mens penis while in the public toilets on the train platform so so so funny "
https://youtu.be/YstBl9xzz34?si=DZNyQnZVwKwJEiwp

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

For the people who are circumcised

Drop top

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
4 weeks ago

stockport

Richard

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By *orny PTMan
4 weeks ago

Peterborough

"For the people who are circumcised

Drop top"

And those with intact cocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Mic stand

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By *evergiveupMan
4 weeks ago

derbyshire

Old Faithful

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bristol

Spunk Truncheon 😇

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By *rookedsmileMan
4 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Part

Tallywacker.

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By *uboCouple
4 weeks ago

East kilbride

Cyclops

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

The big cobra

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking

"Bald headed yoghurt slinger"

Hahahahahahhaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking

Can’t believe it’s been missed, but COCK!

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Abaddon the Despoiler

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By *orny PTMan
4 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Can’t believe it’s been missed, but COCK!"

Have you been granted permission to say that?

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By *Clem-Fandango-Woman
4 weeks ago

Yarm

The pink cigar

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By *ilva69Man
4 weeks ago

stockport

Bunker buster

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By *rostgiantMan
4 weeks ago

Wilts

Meat torpedo

Joystick

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

"Bald headed yoghurt slinger

Hahahahahahhaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

Your welcome... ive just named your penis 🤣🤣

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking

BabHunters boobmometer

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
4 weeks ago

from mars

My dirk diggla

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By *aizyWoman
4 weeks ago

west midlands

"My dirk diggla "

Dirk Diggla would make a good username

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
4 weeks ago

from mars

"My dirk diggla

Dirk Diggla would make a good username

😀 … who for me ? 😬

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By *aizyWoman
4 weeks ago

west midlands

"My dirk diggla

Dirk Diggla would make a good username

😀 … who for me ? 😬"

Well if you ever get bored of your username

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
4 weeks ago

from mars

"My dirk diggla

Dirk Diggla would make a good username

😀 … who for me ? 😬

Well if you ever get bored of your username

Best compliment all week 😀 … ☺️

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By *aizyWoman
4 weeks ago

west midlands

"My dirk diggla

Dirk Diggla would make a good username

😀 … who for me ? 😬

Well if you ever get bored of your username

Best compliment all week 😀 … ☺️ "

I have to be honest I do like the name Dirk it always makes me smile for some reason!

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By *rtwisted98Man
4 weeks ago

Market harborough

Victor

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By *rant72Man
4 weeks ago

darlington

Cock

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
4 weeks ago

from mars

"My dirk diggla

Dirk Diggla would make a good username

😀 … who for me ? 😬

Well if you ever get bored of your username

Best compliment all week 😀 … ☺️

I have to be honest I do like the name Dirk it always makes me smile for some reason!"

diggla always cracks a smirk from me …. 😏…

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By *randMrs397Couple
4 weeks ago

durham

Bacon bazooka

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking

"Bacon bazooka"

😂😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

At the moment I'd have to call him Harry Hard On!

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By *adbod451000Man
4 weeks ago

cardiff

Ex used to call him Snoopy 🙈

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Central

Rod

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By *rgasmdonorMan
4 weeks ago

millstreet

Virgin buster

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By *JB1954Man
4 weeks ago

Reading

John Thomas. ? Actually knew someone with that actual name.

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By *oreddad2023Man
4 weeks ago

Accrington

Minge Teaser

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By *umpsMan
4 weeks ago

city

Cave hunter ( love to explore)

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By *egasus NobMan
4 weeks ago

Wandsworth

suck it

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By *rostgiantMan
4 weeks ago

Wilts

Womb raider?

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By *hristianGray2005Man
4 weeks ago

Galway

Colin, from accounts.

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By *orny PTMan
11 hours ago

Peterborough

Vag invader

Spunk pump

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