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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Continuation

Goooo

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

You’re only looking for men xx 😘

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By *ister SmoothMan
over a year ago

Bramhall

I'm bust thinking of a single reason why not... it's going to take a while...

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By *orthernMan1991Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

Your to busy thinking rather than having fun

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
over a year ago

Prestwich


"Continuation

Goooo"

I'm not done spanking you

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By *eeper ThanMan
over a year ago

Dartford

But Not worked out how to do buttons up yet

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By *i versMan
over a year ago

Kirkcaldy


"Continuation

Goooo"

I would definitely fuck you

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By *J-87Man
over a year ago

Donington

It's too hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's too hot"

He cant handle the heat 🔥

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By *orthernMan1991Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

You like the heat to much and wont play with my hose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You like the heat to much and wont play with my hose "

His hose sprays too fast

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By *i015Man
over a year ago

Millbrook, Southampton


"You like the heat to much and wont play with my hose

His hose sprays too fast"

You're above my league,I'm too ugly for you

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By *ustus5555Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Got to much work to do

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By *orthernMan1991Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

Too busy working to have the fun she wants

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

You're not my type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the run😎😎😎😎😎

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m stuck in work for the rest of the afternoon xx

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By *it4uMan
over a year ago

Brighton / SW France

I’d fuck you but…. give me 5mins rest from that 2hr session.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's fallen asleep and is snoring now

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

The usual fab distance curse is in effect

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By *ndymac888Man
over a year ago

Dumbarton

I’m at a good part of my book 😜

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By *rown.studMan
over a year ago

Eccles

My lawyer says do not indulge in any sexual activity

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

I don’t want to disturb his reading xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping


"I don’t want to disturb his reading xx "

Im not sure her boss would appreciate us fucking on his desk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got out the bath

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By *ust-for-fun-72Man
over a year ago

south shops

Have to stay professional... Continue with the autopsy

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By *rgasmdonorMan
over a year ago

millstreet


"Continuation

Goooo"

You won't let me take my cock from your ass

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere just outside London

I got a deadline

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By *rown.studMan
over a year ago

Eccles


"I got a deadline"

Can’t disturb her at work

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping


"I got a deadline"

Where's my defibrillator?

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By *imandher123456Couple
over a year ago

gosport


"I got a deadline"

We're looking for bi couples

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By *ndymac888Man
over a year ago

Dumbarton


"I don’t want to disturb his reading xx "

Well exceptions can be made for the exceptional 😜.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you got bored of waiting 😎😎😎😎😎

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you got bored of waiting 😎😎😎😎😎"

He takes too long

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
over a year ago

Hatfield


"I think you got bored of waiting 😎😎😎😎😎

He takes too long "

She likes it quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you got bored of waiting 😎😎😎😎😎

He takes too long

She likes it quick "

He's not as speedy as me

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
over a year ago

Hatfield


"I think you got bored of waiting 😎😎😎😎😎

He takes too long

She likes it quick

He's not as speedy as me"

I’m taking that as a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Continuation

Goooo"

I don't think I'd ever be able to take my tongue from your ass!! 😈

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's unable to tear himself away😎😎😎😎😎

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By *impleSailorMan
over a year ago

the moon

But what....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its that time of month 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its that time of month 🤣🤣"

Its a "bloody" no go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its that time of month 🤣🤣

Its a "bloody" no go"

It will be messy

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By *emptme1993Man
over a year ago

manchester

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 25/06/25 19:31:05]"

He never knows what to say lately

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By *ondiego85Man
over a year ago

nottingham


"[Removed by poster at 25/06/25 19:31:05]

He never knows what to say lately "

To be honest, this time I think I won’t resist and just enjoy a shag with you.

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By *eeper ThanMan
over a year ago

Dartford

Try and work out his hand writing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 25/06/25 19:31:05]

He never knows what to say lately

To be honest, this time I think I won’t resist and just enjoy a shag with you. "

But i dont have red hair

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
over a year ago

Hatfield


"[Removed by poster at 25/06/25 19:31:05]

He never knows what to say lately

To be honest, this time I think I won’t resist and just enjoy a shag with you.

But i dont have red hair "

I forgot the red dye ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its that time of month 🤣🤣

Its a "bloody" no go"

Bloody is 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its that time of month 🤣🤣

Its a "bloody" no go

Bloody is 🤣"

He hasn't used it in a while 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

London


"Continuation

Goooo"

But you're as ugly as sin and I'm d*unk, not blind 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Continuation

Goooo

But you're as ugly as sin and I'm d*unk, not blind 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣"

Ah ❤️ i like you too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Continuation

Goooo

But you're as ugly as sin and I'm d*unk, not blind 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣

Ah ❤️ i like you too 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Too busy getting d*unk with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its that time of month 🤣🤣

Its a "bloody" no go

Bloody is 🤣

He hasn't used it in a while 😎😎😎😎😎"

A very long while

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere just outside London

I'm going to overlook and underuse him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to overlook and underuse him"

"she don't let nobody" 😎😎😎😎😎

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm interested why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm interested why "

It’s with your own dick

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

I've lost track of whom is not fucking whom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t want to cause u an injury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t want to cause u an injury "
we prefer couples or women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t want to cause u an injury we prefer couples or women "

I wouldnt stand a chance with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t want to cause u an injury we prefer couples or women

I wouldnt stand a chance with you"

Your too busy on your knees doing as your told

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By *isterBlondMan
over a year ago

weston


"I don’t want to cause u an injury we prefer couples or women

I wouldnt stand a chance with you

Your too busy on your knees doing as your told "

You’re too busy not on your knees, doing as you’re told..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t want to cause u an injury we prefer couples or women

I wouldnt stand a chance with you

Your too busy on your knees doing as your told "

Thats the best place for me - now which spots am I occupying & whom do I serve?

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By *unandfkeryMan
over a year ago

Isle of Wight


"Continuation

Cant think of a reason i wouldnt

Goooo"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Continuation

Goooo

But you're as ugly as sin and I'm d*unk, not blind 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣

Ah ❤️ i like you too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Too busy getting d*unk with her"

Wait, there's supposed to be a "but"? I can't think of one, can I just use yours?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

His chat up lines are better than mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"His chat up lines are better than mine. "

He has chat up lines?

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By *unandfkeryMan
over a year ago

Isle of Wight


"His chat up lines are better than mine.

He has chat up lines? "

All have chat up lines

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By *ideshaft1971Man
over a year ago

Midlands

I’ve already cum in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve already cum in your mouth"

I hope you didnt leave a mess on his mouth 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ideshaft1971Man
over a year ago

Midlands

lol. Don’t know if he enjoyed it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol. Don’t know if he enjoyed it"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His chat up lines are better than mine.

He has chat up lines? "

They're more like linear equations in multidimensional space, aka out of this world

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By *unandfkeryMan
over a year ago

Isle of Wight


"lol. Don’t know if he enjoyed it"

I didnt 🤣🤣

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By *ideshaft1971Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Maybe you should try too lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"His chat up lines are better than mine.

He has chat up lines?

They're more like linear equations in multidimensional space, aka out of this world "

Ahhhh now i get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol. Don’t know if he enjoyed it

I didnt 🤣🤣"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youd rather i was wouldnt you 👅

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe you should try too lol"

Im open wide…

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By *ideshaft1971Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Maybe you should try too lol

Im open wide…"

So much choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe you should try too lol

Im open wide…

So much choice"

Well dont waste it not but also remember it can be shared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His chat up lines are better than mine.

He has chat up lines?

They're more like linear equations in multidimensional space, aka out of this world

One of them could lead to heaven

Ahhhh now i get it "

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By *ideshaft1971Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Maybe you should try too lol

Im open wide…

So much choice

Well dont waste it not but also remember it can be shared"

Always lots to go round lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe you should try too lol

Im open wide…

So much choice

Well dont waste it not but also remember it can be shared

Always lots to go round lol"

Sharings caring lads get at it

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By *ideshaft1971Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Maybe you should try too lol

Im open wide…

So much choice

Well dont waste it not but also remember it can be shared

Always lots to go round lol

Sharings caring lads get at it "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe you should try too lol

Im open wide…

So much choice

Well dont waste it not but also remember it can be shared

Always lots to go round lol

Sharings caring lads get at it "

You not having a sample yourself?

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Were soft swing only ...

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By *rown.studMan
over a year ago

Eccles

I’m too young for you

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By *ondiego85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

I’m too handsome for you

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By *eralDeviantWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"I’m too handsome for you "

You skipped leg day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd need another long break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please elaborate

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By *hemackisbackMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I’m too handsome for you

You skipped leg day"

I’m scared you’ll find something to roast about me during it and I’m scared I’ll like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I'm afraid you might disappear for another two years after it

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By *urenutsMan
over a year ago

Waltham cross/Harrow HA1


"But I'm afraid you might disappear for another two years after it"

But it's to hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Continuation

Goooo"

You’ve stopped replying to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Continuation

Goooo

You’ve stopped replying to me "

I'm brushing my teeth

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

London


"Continuation

Goooo

But you're as ugly as sin and I'm d*unk, not blind 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣

Ah ❤️ i like you too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Too busy getting d*unk with her"

Funny thing is I don't even like alcohol 🤷🏽‍♂️😂 it's revolting.

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

London

I'd fuck you but...

I suffer from premature ejaculation and I came when you said Hello

😂

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My split ends are playing up today ...

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By *hemackisbackMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"But I'm afraid you might disappear for another two years after it"

Only if I’m disappearing with you two 🫶🏼

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My split ends are playing up today ... "

Im painting my toenails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My split ends are playing up today ...

Im painting my toenails "

I broke my penis in a gardening related incident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My split ends are playing up today ... "

I have to wait until im older

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"My split ends are playing up today ...

Im painting my toenails

I broke my penis in a gardening related incident "

Sorry, too much gardening to do ...

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By *ondiego85Man
over a year ago

nottingham


"My split ends are playing up today ...

Im painting my toenails

I broke my penis in a gardening related incident "

You’re an android. And all these penises will be lost like tears in the rain. It’s time to wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My split ends are playing up today ...

Im painting my toenails

I broke my penis in a gardening related incident

You’re an android. And all these penises will be lost like tears in the rain. It’s time to wank."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My split ends are playing up today ...

Im painting my toenails

I broke my penis in a gardening related incident

You’re an android. And all these penises will be lost like tears in the rain. It’s time to wank.

"

Your too smiley for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My split ends are playing up today ...

Im painting my toenails

I broke my penis in a gardening related incident

You’re an android. And all these penises will be lost like tears in the rain. It’s time to wank.

Your too smiley for me "

i just finished wanking over your pics

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Little too penisy for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Little too penisy for me "

Got better legs than me

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By *quirrel!Man
over a year ago

The Wirrel

I like teasing you too much!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like teasing you too much! "

Your too much of a flirt

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By *oPantsJustVibesMan
over a year ago

Staines

You’re too far ☹️

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By *H-XXIIIMan
over a year ago

Gander

Has dangly bits

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By *Silver-Man
over a year ago

North Wales

But I'm about to watch some youtubes about power tools

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By *eeper ThanMan
over a year ago

Dartford

His made me want to have a coffee now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"His made me want to have a coffee now"

I dont like coffee

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
over a year ago

UK


"His made me want to have a coffee now

I dont like coffee"

She doesn’t like coffee

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

Another person who dislikes coffee here.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"Another person who dislikes coffee here. "

He doesn't know what he's missing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another person who dislikes coffee here.

He doesn't know what he's missing"

Id rather miss it 👅

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping


"Another person who dislikes coffee here.

He doesn't know what he's missing

Id rather miss it 👅"

Blimey, we do have something in common.

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another person who dislikes coffee here.

He doesn't know what he's missing"

My husband would beat me to it

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
over a year ago

Hatfield


"Another person who dislikes coffee here.

He doesn't know what he's missing

My husband would beat me to it"

I don’t want her husband to beat me .. to it

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By *H-XXIIIMan
over a year ago

Gander

It's Darren and not Doreen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's Darren and not Doreen."

Its DH-XXIII and not dave

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"It's Darren and not Doreen.

Its DH-XXIII and not dave "

Had a peek and lost all train of thought

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By *H-XXIIIMan
over a year ago

Gander


"It's Darren and not Doreen.

Its DH-XXIII and not dave "

...🤔...trying to find a reason not to🤷‍♂️.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
over a year ago

Hatfield


"It's Darren and not Doreen.

Its DH-XXIII and not dave "

I’m big (blah blah blah) but can’t reach Stockton …

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
over a year ago

Hatfield


"It's Darren and not Doreen.

Its DH-XXIII and not dave

...🤔...trying to find a reason not to🤷‍♂️."

Agreeing with him on TT25

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere just outside London

I'm confused 🤔

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"I'm confused 🤔 "

Because she’s confused 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm confused 🤔 "

You and me both 🧐

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By *ules2123Man
over a year ago

Bicester

Those nipples need clamping first and tighten those restraints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only fuck women

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By *eeper ThanMan
over a year ago

Dartford

I’d spend too long having to try and tie that bow tie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 12:37:39]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not a woman

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By *allnHandsome12Man
over a year ago

Teesside

I’m not quick enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m having a lunchtime nap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m having a lunchtime nap "

That sounds dreamy so so am i ❤️

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's sleeping

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

I'm ten thousandth in the queue.. will be limp by then

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping


"I’m having a lunchtime nap "

And your point is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m having a lunchtime nap

That sounds dreamy so so am i ❤️"

I'm washing mine down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m having a lunchtime nap

And your point is? "

He likes fucking sleeping women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m having a lunchtime nap

And your point is?

He likes fucking sleeping women"

I'm too weirded out

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping


"I’m having a lunchtime nap

And your point is?

He likes fucking sleeping women"

Unfortunately, she's not dreaming of me.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I just like you as a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just like you as a friend "

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just like you as a friend

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble "

You'd always come back for more 😉

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just like you as a friend

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble

You'd always come back for more 😉"

He's too greedy

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Round the bend


"I just like you as a friend

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble

You'd always come back for more 😉

He's too greedy "

He's too speedy 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just like you as a friend

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble

You'd always come back for more 😉

He's too greedy

He's too speedy 😂"

Have to wait until hubby is done first!

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By *ereFlix75Man
over a year ago

Hitchin


"I just like you as a friend

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble

You'd always come back for more 😉

He's too greedy

He's too speedy 😂

Have to wait until hubby is done first!"

he's busy with wolvescpl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just like you as a friend

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble

You'd always come back for more 😉

He's too greedy

He's too speedy 😂

Have to wait until hubby is done first!

he's busy with wolvescpl"

I don't do group fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just like you as a friend

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble

You'd always come back for more 😉

He's too greedy

He's too speedy 😂

Have to wait until hubby is done first!

he's busy with wolvescpl

I don't do group fun "

I dont look as good in tight shorts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just like you as a friend

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble

You'd always come back for more 😉

He's too greedy

He's too speedy 😂

Have to wait until hubby is done first!

he's busy with wolvescpl

I don't do group fun

I dont look as good in tight shorts "

Im working or i deffo would tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just like you as a friend

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble

You'd always come back for more 😉

He's too greedy

He's too speedy 😂

Have to wait until hubby is done first!

he's busy with wolvescpl

I don't do group fun

I dont look as good in tight shorts

Im working or i deffo would tbh"

She's busy working

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just like you as a friend

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble

You'd always come back for more 😉

He's too greedy

He's too speedy 😂

Have to wait until hubby is done first!

he's busy with wolvescpl

I don't do group fun

I dont look as good in tight shorts

Im working or i deffo would tbh

She's busy working "

Im busy working or id let you join too 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 13:32:23]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just like you as a friend

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble

You'd always come back for more 😉

He's too greedy

He's too speedy 😂

Have to wait until hubby is done first!

he's busy with wolvescpl

I don't do group fun

I dont look as good in tight shorts

Im working or i deffo would tbh

She's busy working

Im busy working or id let you join too 🤣"

An offer i couldn't refuse

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By *round_the_FurMan
over a year ago

Magherafelt

[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 13:33:18]

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping


"[fuck Removed by poster at 26/06/25 13:33:18]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m groggy from my nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m groggy from my nap"

I don’t want to

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By *carlettsWoman
over a year ago

Harpenden


"I’m groggy from my nap

I don’t want to "

You stuck your finger up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 13:38:18]

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By *oodo69Man
over a year ago

London (visiting frequently)


"[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 13:38:18]"

Im over 50….😩

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 13:38:18]

Im over 50….😩"

Your naked at sea

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By *oodo69Man
over a year ago

London (visiting frequently)


"[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 13:38:18]

Im over 50….😩

Your naked at sea "

Im very close to land….

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping


"[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 13:38:18]

Im over 50….😩

Your naked at sea "

I get the impression that she doesn't find me attractive 😏

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