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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved " Get them beer for water breaks | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved " Start a dp. Can I have the bum please?  | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks" Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her" Let him get my thirst quenched  | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched "Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up"Take control and tie her up | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up"Get him a better proportioned seat | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Tickle to make her laugh even louder 😂 | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Ronnie Corbett wants it back.. | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
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Ronnie Corbett wants it back.. "Laugh loud and then play with his tie | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
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Ronnie Corbett wants it back.. "Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time! | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
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Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he makes me laugh too much to do anything | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
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Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!"Lend him a bath robe  | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
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Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe "Get that bum in the garden | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
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Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe
Get that bum in the garden "Fuck her in the garden  | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
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Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe
Get that bum in the garden "You have a tramp in your garden? | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe
Get that bum in the garden
You have a tramp in your garden?"🤣🤣🤣🤣 tell him to piss off | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe
Get that bum in the garden
You have a tramp in your garden?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 tell him to piss off "Spray him with the hose | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe
Get that bum in the garden
You have a tramp in your garden?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 tell him to piss off
Spray him with the hose"This, I would welcome right now! Although if you're talking about the tramp, chuck them some shower gel too... | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe
Get that bum in the garden
You have a tramp in your garden?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 tell him to piss off
Spray him with the hose"Tell him im sorry its not obvious but im a her not a him 🤣 | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe
Get that bum in the garden
You have a tramp in your garden?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 tell him to piss off
Spray him with the hose
Tell him im sorry its not obvious but im a her not a him 🤣"I was on about the tramp in the garden 😂😂 | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe
Get that bum in the garden
You have a tramp in your garden?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 tell him to piss off
Spray him with the hose
Tell him im sorry its not obvious but im a her not a him 🤣
I was on about the tramp in the garden 😂😂"That';s no way to speak about a lady! | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe
Get that bum in the garden
You have a tramp in your garden?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 tell him to piss off
Spray him with the hose
Tell him im sorry its not obvious but im a her not a him 🤣
I was on about the tramp in the garden 😂😂
That';s no way to speak about a lady!"Get him some calms | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe
Get that bum in the garden
You have a tramp in your garden?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 tell him to piss off
Spray him with the hose
Tell him im sorry its not obvious but im a her not a him 🤣
I was on about the tramp in the garden 😂😂
That';s no way to speak about a lady!
Get him some calms"Question everyone on what's going on😂😂 Grab some Snacks and hit the garden Lol | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe
Get that bum in the garden
You have a tramp in your garden?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 tell him to piss off
Spray him with the hose
Tell him im sorry its not obvious but im a her not a him 🤣
I was on about the tramp in the garden 😂😂
That';s no way to speak about a lady!
Get him some calms
Question everyone on what's going on😂😂
Grab some Snacks and hit the garden
Lol"Steal his snacks | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Eat her pussy
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe
Get that bum in the garden
You have a tramp in your garden?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 tell him to piss off
Spray him with the hose
Tell him im sorry its not obvious but im a her not a him 🤣
I was on about the tramp in the garden 😂😂
That';s no way to speak about a lady!
Get him some calms
Question everyone on what's going on😂😂
Grab some Snacks and hit the garden
Lol
Steal his snacks "Help them type something | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Eat her pussy
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe
Get that bum in the garden
You have a tramp in your garden?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 tell him to piss off
Spray him with the hose
Tell him im sorry its not obvious but im a her not a him 🤣
I was on about the tramp in the garden 😂😂
That';s no way to speak about a lady!
Get him some calms
Question everyone on what's going on😂😂
Grab some Snacks and hit the garden
Lol
Steal his snacks "Get them a pina colada | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Eat her pussy
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe
Get that bum in the garden
You have a tramp in your garden?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 tell him to piss off
Spray him with the hose
Tell him im sorry its not obvious but im a her not a him 🤣
I was on about the tramp in the garden 😂😂
That';s no way to speak about a lady!
Get him some calms
Question everyone on what's going on😂😂
Grab some Snacks and hit the garden
Lol
Steal his snacks
Get them a pina colada"Take it and say thank you | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Eat her pussy
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe
Get that bum in the garden
You have a tramp in your garden?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 tell him to piss off
Spray him with the hose
Tell him im sorry its not obvious but im a her not a him 🤣
I was on about the tramp in the garden 😂😂
That';s no way to speak about a lady!
Get him some calms
Question everyone on what's going on😂😂
Grab some Snacks and hit the garden
Lol
Steal his snacks
Get them a pina colada
Take it and say thank you"Ask where's mine? Lol | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Eat her pussy
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe
Get that bum in the garden
You have a tramp in your garden?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 tell him to piss off
Spray him with the hose
Tell him im sorry its not obvious but im a her not a him 🤣
I was on about the tramp in the garden 😂😂
That';s no way to speak about a lady!
Get him some calms
Question everyone on what's going on😂😂
Grab some Snacks and hit the garden
Lol
Steal his snacks
Get them a pina colada
Take it and say thank you"Eat her out (both of us) | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Eat her pussy
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe
Get that bum in the garden
You have a tramp in your garden?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 tell him to piss off
Spray him with the hose
Tell him im sorry its not obvious but im a her not a him 🤣
I was on about the tramp in the garden 😂😂
That';s no way to speak about a lady!
Get him some calms
Question everyone on what's going on😂😂
Grab some Snacks and hit the garden
Lol
Steal his snacks
Get them a pina colada
Take it and say thank you
Eat her out (both of us)"Watch them | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Eat her pussy
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe
Get that bum in the garden
You have a tramp in your garden?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 tell him to piss off
Spray him with the hose
Tell him im sorry its not obvious but im a her not a him 🤣
I was on about the tramp in the garden 😂😂
That';s no way to speak about a lady!
Get him some calms
Question everyone on what's going on😂😂
Grab some Snacks and hit the garden
Lol
Steal his snacks
Get them a pina colada
Take it and say thank you
Eat her out (both of us)
Watch them"supply him with popcorn | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Eat her pussy
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe
Get that bum in the garden
You have a tramp in your garden?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 tell him to piss off
Spray him with the hose
Tell him im sorry its not obvious but im a her not a him 🤣
I was on about the tramp in the garden 😂😂
That';s no way to speak about a lady!
Get him some calms
Question everyone on what's going on😂😂
Grab some Snacks and hit the garden
Lol
Steal his snacks
Get them a pina colada
Take it and say thank you
Eat her out (both of us)
Watch them supply him with popcorn"Sweet not salted | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Eat her pussy
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe
Get that bum in the garden
You have a tramp in your garden?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 tell him to piss off
Spray him with the hose
Tell him im sorry its not obvious but im a her not a him 🤣
I was on about the tramp in the garden 😂😂
That';s no way to speak about a lady!
Get him some calms
Question everyone on what's going on😂😂
Grab some Snacks and hit the garden
Lol
Steal his snacks
Get them a pina colada
Take it and say thank you
Eat her out (both of us)
Watch them supply him with popcorn"Ask him to get me a drink whilst im enjoying myself  | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Eat her pussy
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe
Get that bum in the garden
You have a tramp in your garden?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 tell him to piss off
Spray him with the hose
Tell him im sorry its not obvious but im a her not a him 🤣
I was on about the tramp in the garden 😂😂
That';s no way to speak about a lady!
Get him some calms
Question everyone on what's going on😂😂
Grab some Snacks and hit the garden
Lol
Steal his snacks
Get them a pina colada
Take it and say thank you
Eat her out (both of us)
Watch them supply him with popcorn"Eat the popcorn as he would be busy | |||
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"Stop peaking and get involved Assume he wants to get involved Get them beer for water breaks Refuse the beer and get his thirst quenched by her Let him get my thirst quenched
Eat her pussy
Get him a paper towel to wipe around his mouth after
Get him to speed up
Take control and tie her up
Get him a better proportioned seat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ronnie Corbett wants it back..
Hope him and will smith save the galaxy in time!
Lend him a bath robe
Get that bum in the garden
You have a tramp in your garden?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 tell him to piss off
Spray him with the hose
Tell him im sorry its not obvious but im a her not a him 🤣
I was on about the tramp in the garden 😂😂
That';s no way to speak about a lady!
Get him some calms
Question everyone on what's going on😂😂
Grab some Snacks and hit the garden
Lol
Steal his snacks
Get them a pina colada
Take it and say thank you
Eat her out (both of us)
Watch them supply him with popcorn
Eat the popcorn as he would be busy"My mouth is full | |||
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"After all that you're probably ready for a pint. " I would but i don't drink during the week | |||
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"After all that you're probably ready for a pint. I would but i don't drink during the week" Good - you're the designated driver then.  | |||
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"Get her wet again "Im confused whos getting who wet noe but ill bring the towel | |||
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Im confused whos getting who wet noe but ill bring the towel "Apparently, I'm a 'Her'  | |||
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"Get her wet again
Im confused whos getting who wet noe but ill bring the towel
Apparently, I'm a 'Her' "I'm confused | |||
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"Get her wet again
Im confused whos getting who wet noe but ill bring the towel
Apparently, I'm a 'Her'
I'm confused "Im still confused ... anyway ask him if hes got the choc in yet | |||
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"Get her wet again
Im confused whos getting who wet noe but ill bring the towel
Apparently, I'm a 'Her'
I'm confused
Im still confused ... anyway ask him if hes got the choc in yet"I'm out of chunkys | |||
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Im confused whos getting who wet noe but ill bring the towel
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I'm confused
Im still confused ... anyway ask him if hes got the choc in yet
I'm out of chunkys "I have them all. (Blows raspberry) | |||
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"Buy a pint of lucky" Join him in that shower | |||
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"Buy a pint of lucky Join him in that shower " Anytime | |||
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"Buy a pint of lucky Join him in that shower " Ask if she would like a social at a bar | |||
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"Buy a pint of lucky Join him in that shower " Rub her down after | |||
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"Give me the shower hose" Help with his hose | |||
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"Give me the shower hose Help with his hose" Offer my hose | |||
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"Give me the shower hose Help with his hose Offer my hose " Hang my towel on his hook | |||
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"Give me the shower hose Help with his hose Offer my hose Hang my towel on his hook" Peek at what his towel was hiding | |||
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"Steal her towel " Tell him to drop the towel immediately | |||
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"Steal her towel Tell him to drop the towel immediately " Slip those straps off your shoulders | |||
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"Steal her towel Tell him to drop the towel immediately " Your not having it back | |||
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"Steal her towel Tell him to drop the towel immediately " Appear in the room and say “threesome?” | |||
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"Steal her towel Tell him to drop the towel immediately Appear in the room and say “threesome?” " Ask if we can turn it into a gb | |||
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"Steal her towel Tell him to drop the towel immediately Appear in the room and say “threesome?” Ask if we can turn it into a gb"
Partyyyyyyyyyy | |||
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"Steal her towel Tell him to drop the towel immediately Appear in the room and say “threesome?” Ask if we can turn it into a gb
Partyyyyyyyyyy "Brings the snacks to the party 🍉🍉🍑 | |||
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"Steal her towel Tell him to drop the towel immediately Appear in the room and say “threesome?” Ask if we can turn it into a gb
Partyyyyyyyyyy
Brings the snacks to the party 🍉🍉🍑"I’ll bring in the sausage | |||
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Partyyyyyyyyyy
Brings the snacks to the party 🍉🍉🍑
I’ll bring in the sausage "Brings out his bottle of bubbly and pops the cork | |||
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Partyyyyyyyyyy
Brings the snacks to the party 🍉🍉🍑
I’ll bring in the sausage "Play hide the sausages | |||
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Partyyyyyyyyyy
Brings the snacks to the party 🍉🍉🍑
I’ll bring in the sausage
Brings out his bottle of bubbly and pops the cork"Share the drink | |||
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Partyyyyyyyyyy
Brings the snacks to the party 🍉🍉🍑
I’ll bring in the sausage
Brings out his bottle of bubbly and pops the cork
Share the drink "Spank that ass | |||
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"Lick that lolly " Buy him a drink | |||
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"Lick that lolly Buy him a drink" Ask for a drink then pull up a couple of chairs | |||
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"Lick that lolly Buy him a drink" Buy her one back not that I’m trying to get you d*unk or anything.  | |||
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"Thank him and ask if he would like to join " I'd accept | |||
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"Thank him and ask if he would like to join I'd accept " Steal his drink sounds like theyve got lots anyway 🤤 | |||
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"Thank him and ask if he would like to join I'd accept Steal his drink sounds like theyve got lots anyway 🤤" Pass the hotel room key card to her under table x | |||
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"Thank him and ask if he would like to join I'd accept Steal his drink sounds like theyve got lots anyway 🤤 Pass the hotel room key card to her under table x" Bring the drinks ive pinched to there room | |||
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"Grab the hotel room key from under the table ha ha " Shout theif and rugby tackle him 🤣 | |||
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"Grab the hotel room key from under the table ha ha Shout theif and rugby tackle him 🤣" Pile on | |||
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"Explain that no, there’s no worse situation than this." Laugh my had off 🤣 | |||
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"Explain that no, there’s no worse situation than this. Laugh my had off 🤣" OP is person above so fuck it Offer a nice cup of tea and a lecture on the aerodynamics for a Formula One Car | |||
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"Explain that no, there’s no worse situation than this. Laugh my had off 🤣 OP is person above so fuck it Offer a nice cup of tea and a lecture on the aerodynamics for a Formula One Car" Tell him to stop talking another language to me 🤣 | |||
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"Explain that no, there’s no worse situation than this. Laugh my had off 🤣 OP is person above so fuck it Offer a nice cup of tea and a lecture on the aerodynamics for a Formula One Car Tell him to stop talking another language to me 🤣" Yeah I don’t know how to sort my fucking life out but know what reduces drag in a straight line… I wonder why I’ve no mates and hear some of the shit I say 🤣 | |||
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"Explain that no, there’s no worse situation than this. Laugh my had off 🤣 OP is person above so fuck it Offer a nice cup of tea and a lecture on the aerodynamics for a Formula One Car Tell him to stop talking another language to me 🤣 Yeah I don’t know how to sort my fucking life out but know what reduces drag in a straight line… I wonder why I’ve no mates and hear some of the shit I say 🤣" Buy him a cold beer and a chat about cars | |||
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"Explain that no, there’s no worse situation than this. Laugh my had off 🤣 OP is person above so fuck it Offer a nice cup of tea and a lecture on the aerodynamics for a Formula One Car Tell him to stop talking another language to me 🤣 Yeah I don’t know how to sort my fucking life out but know what reduces drag in a straight line… I wonder why I’ve no mates and hear some of the shit I say 🤣 Buy him a cold beer and a chat about cars " Beers and Bants | |||
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"Every thing 😍" Buy him a drink | |||
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"More like what I would do everything imaginable to the lady above. " Get them drinks and snacks | |||
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"More like what I would do everything imaginable to the lady above. Get them drinks and snacks " Bring more snacky snacks | |||
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"More like what I would do everything imaginable to the lady above. Get them drinks and snacks Bring more snacky snacks" Eat the snacks | |||
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"More like what I would do everything imaginable to the lady above. Get them drinks and snacks Bring more snacky snacks" Nutella biscuits? | |||
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"More like what I would do everything imaginable to the lady above. Get them drinks and snacks Bring more snacky snacks Nutella biscuits?" Lick the nutella off the biscuits | |||
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"More like what I would do everything imaginable to the lady above. Get them drinks and snacks Bring more snacky snacks Nutella biscuits? Lick the nutella off the biscuits " And the white bit off the Oreo’s? | |||
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"More like what I would do everything imaginable to the lady above. Get them drinks and snacks Bring more snacky snacks Nutella biscuits? Lick the nutella off the biscuits " Eat the rest of the biscuits | |||
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"More like what I would do everything imaginable to the lady above. Get them drinks and snacks Bring more snacky snacks Nutella biscuits? Lick the nutella off the biscuits Eat the rest of the biscuits" I hope you like my saliva 🤣 | |||
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"More like what I would do everything imaginable to the lady above. Get them drinks and snacks Bring more snacky snacks Nutella biscuits?lick her till she came Lick the nutella off the biscuits Eat the rest of the biscuits I hope you like my saliva 🤣" | |||
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"More like what I would do everything imaginable to the lady above. Get them drinks and snacks Bring more snacky snacks Nutella biscuits? Lick the nutella off the biscuits Eat the rest of the biscuits I hope you like my saliva 🤣" Sharing is caring | |||
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"Use him as half a spot roast x" Get them a fan for that roast | |||
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"Use him as half a spot roast x" Join them for spit roast and swapping | |||
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"Use him as half a spot roast x Join them for spit roast and swapping " Watch as they join the spit roats | |||
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"Use him as half a spot roast x Join them for spit roast and swapping Watch as they join the spit roats" Give him a drink | |||
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"Use him as half a spot roast x Join them for spit roast and swapping Watch as they join the spit roats Give him a drink " Ok I’m not that thirsty 🤣 | |||
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"Wine, dine, make her mine" Grab that towel ... always | |||
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"Use him as half a spot roast x Join them for spit roast and swapping Watch as they join the spit roats Give him a drink Ok I’m not that thirsty 🤣" Not offer him a drink! | |||
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"Use him as half a spot roast x Join them for spit roast and swapping Watch as they join the spit roats Give him a drink Ok I’m not that thirsty 🤣 Not offer him a drink!" Bigfoot hotel | |||
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"Use him as half a spot roast x Join them for spit roast and swapping Watch as they join the spit roats Give him a drink Ok I’m not that thirsty 🤣 Not offer him a drink!" I know how rude daisy last time i offer anyone a drink 🤣 | |||
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"Shame your not bi, lots id love to do to you " Definitely watch that | |||
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"Shame your not bi, lots id love to do to you Definitely watch that " Watch all that with you | |||
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"Wine, dine, make her mine Grab that towel ... always "You can grab what you want 😋 | |||
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"Wine, dine, make her mine Grab that towel ... always
You can grab what you want 😋"Sit on his lap 😈 | |||
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"Wine, dine, make her mine Grab that towel ... always
You can grab what you want 😋
Sit on his lap 😈"Not just my lap 👅 | |||
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"Wine, dine, make her mine Grab that towel ... always
You can grab what you want 😋
Sit on his lap 😈
Not just my lap 👅"Get him a cold beer | |||
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"Wine, dine, make her mine Grab that towel ... always
You can grab what you want 😋
Sit on his lap 😈
Not just my lap 👅
Get him a cold beer"Tell him his bar tab must be through the roof | |||
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"Wine, dine, make her mine Grab that towel ... always
You can grab what you want 😋
Sit on his lap 😈
Not just my lap 👅
Get him a cold beer
Tell him his bar tab must be through the roof"I stole your card | |||
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"Wine, dine, make her mine Grab that towel ... always
You can grab what you want 😋
Sit on his lap 😈
Not just my lap 👅
Get him a cold beer
Tell him his bar tab must be through the roof
I stole your card "Assure him I’m not a grass | |||
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You can grab what you want 😋
Sit on his lap 😈
Not just my lap 👅
Get him a cold beer
Tell him his bar tab must be through the roof
I stole your card
Assure him I’m not a grass "It’s now a free bar | |||
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"Free bar? In that case let me buy you a drink Play jacks 2's and 8's" Reply with a jack daniels. Actually fuck that shit, get me a bottle of Oban! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 23/06/25 22:55:43] Encourage her to post again and get her baps out xx" Shine his _aphunter medal | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 23/06/25 22:55:43] Encourage her to post again and get her baps out xx" Ill help you with that one | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 23/06/25 22:55:43] Encourage her to post again and get her baps out xx Ill help you with that one" Towl whip him | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 23/06/25 22:55:43] Encourage her to post again and get her baps out xx Ill help you with that one" While you're doing that, I'll rip her knickers off | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 23/06/25 22:55:43] Encourage her to post again and get her baps out xx Shine his _aphunter medal " like a true genie! I already granted your three wishes! Guess we could try genie trainee day… | |||
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Did you? Did i miss that 🤣🤣🤣"1 life time galaxy supply 2 have someone you can command to go down on you and fuck you when ever you want 3 forgot 😆 | |||
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Did you? Did i miss that 🤣🤣🤣"Make his helmet shiny next time | |||
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Did you? Did i miss that 🤣🤣🤣"Well if he hasn't granted your wished I could take a crack at it | |||
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Make his helmet shiny next time "Have you seen my training day itinerary notes? 😆 | |||
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Did you? Did i miss that 🤣🤣🤣
1 life time galaxy supply
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3 forgot 😆"Ah yes i remember now oh the third one though 😈😈 | |||
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Did you? Did i miss that 🤣🤣🤣
1 life time galaxy supply
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