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By *rown.stud OP   Man
over a year ago

Eccles

SpeedyG is under surveillance go..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would fuck you but I can't find my shaver charger, my fanny is like a forest and I fear your cock could get lost in it...x

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By *ingerandtitsCouple
over a year ago

uk

I'd fu k you but I'm not bi and love cock to much

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping


"I'd fu k you but I'm not bi and love cock to much "

Damn. Im too old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd fu k you but I'm not bi and love cock to much

Damn. Im too old. "

Age is but a number 😉

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd fu k you but I'm not bi and love cock to much

Damn. Im too old.

Age is but a number 😉"

My maths is awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd fu k you but I'm not bi and love cock to much

Damn. Im too old.

Age is but a number 😉

My maths is awful "

I hate maths and he likes talking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd fu k you but I'm not bi and love cock to much

Damn. Im too old.

Age is but a number 😉

My maths is awful

I hate maths and he likes talking about it"

We’d be too busy perving on here

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping


"I'd fu k you but I'm not bi and love cock to much

Damn. Im too old.

Age is but a number 😉

My maths is awful

I hate maths and he likes talking about it

We’d be too busy perving on here "

I'm mesmerised by that arse xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd fu k you but I'm not bi and love cock to much

Damn. Im too old.

Age is but a number 😉

My maths is awful

I hate maths and he likes talking about it

We’d be too busy perving on here

I'm mesmerised by that arse xx"

Im too mesmerised over his mesmirisation over her arse 👅

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By *rown.stud OP   Man
over a year ago

Eccles


"I'd fu k you but I'm not bi and love cock to much

Damn. Im too old.

Age is but a number 😉

My maths is awful

I hate maths and he likes talking about it

We’d be too busy perving on here

I'm mesmerised by that arse xx"

He won’t share the chucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd fu k you but I'm not bi and love cock to much

Damn. Im too old.

Age is but a number 😉

My maths is awful

I hate maths and he likes talking about it

We’d be too busy perving on here

I'm mesmerised by that arse xx

He won’t share the chucky

"

I'm still handcuffed after my stealing attempt earlier

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By *issMeKate2Woman
42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"I'd fu k you but I'm not bi and love cock to much

Damn. Im too old.

Age is but a number 😉

My maths is awful

I hate maths and he likes talking about it

We’d be too busy perving on here

I'm mesmerised by that arse xx

He won’t share the chucky

I'm still handcuffed after my stealing attempt earlier"

He is a little tied up

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By *ear and pudCouple
42 weeks ago

Peterborough

I cant find my car keys

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"I cant find my car keys"

My eyes hurt off your pic

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"I cant find my car keys

My eyes hurt off your pic"

I’m stealing those shoes instead

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
42 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"I cant find my car keys

My eyes hurt off your pic"

I'm having ocd with your white gloves not fitting... That's all I would think about!

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
42 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"I cant find my car keys

My eyes hurt off your pic

I’m stealing those shoes instead "

You're a thief

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By *oStringsFun86Man
42 weeks ago

Bristol


"I cant find my car keys

My eyes hurt off your pic

I’m stealing those shoes instead

You're a thief "

I’m chasing a thief

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By *issMeKate2Woman
42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"I cant find my car keys

My eyes hurt off your pic

I’m stealing those shoes instead

You're a thief

I’m chasing a thief "

Unfortunately i can’t take a belt undone

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By *oStringsFun86Man
42 weeks ago

Bristol

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By *oStringsFun86Man
42 weeks ago

Bristol


"I cant find my car keys

My eyes hurt off your pic

I’m stealing those shoes instead

You're a thief

I’m chasing a thief

Unfortunately i can’t take a belt undone "

Fastening my belt

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By *anderingArtistMan
42 weeks ago

an abstract world


"[Bumhole removed by poster at 22/09/25 22:30:45]"

I can't fuck what isn't there 🤷🏽‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"[Bumhole removed by poster at 22/09/25 22:30:45]

I can't fuck what isn't there 🤷🏽‍♂️"

Hes wandered off again

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By *anderingArtistMan
42 weeks ago

an abstract world


"[Bumhole removed by poster at 22/09/25 22:30:45]

I can't fuck what isn't there 🤷🏽‍♂️

Hes wandered off again"

My dick's as thick as a can of lynx africa and she hates a gape

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
42 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

He's not thick enough lol

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By *morousCouple8Couple
42 weeks ago

Cumbria


"[Bumhole removed by poster at 22/09/25 22:30:45]

I can't fuck what isn't there 🤷🏽‍♂️

Hes wandered off again

My dick's as thick as a can of lynx africa and she hates a gape"

Eermmm. Because you have unfinished business

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By *artin84Man
42 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"[Bumhole removed by poster at 22/09/25 22:30:45]

I can't fuck what isn't there 🤷🏽‍♂️

Hes wandered off again

My dick's as thick as a can of lynx africa and she hates a gape

Eermmm. Because you have unfinished business "

I'm all out of excuses

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By *issMeKate2Woman
42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"[Bumhole removed by poster at 22/09/25 22:30:45]

I can't fuck what isn't there 🤷🏽‍♂️

Hes wandered off again

My dick's as thick as a can of lynx africa and she hates a gape

Eermmm. Because you have unfinished business

I'm all out of excuses "

Heard you were into mind control

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Help find an excuse

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By *artin84Man
42 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"[Bumhole removed by poster at 22/09/25 22:30:45]

I can't fuck what isn't there 🤷🏽‍♂️

Hes wandered off again

My dick's as thick as a can of lynx africa and she hates a gape

Eermmm. Because you have unfinished business

I'm all out of excuses

Heard you were into mind control "

She won't let me change her mind

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By *issMeKate2Woman
42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"[Bumhole removed by poster at 22/09/25 22:30:45]

I can't fuck what isn't there 🤷🏽‍♂️

Hes wandered off again

My dick's as thick as a can of lynx africa and she hates a gape

Eermmm. Because you have unfinished business

I'm all out of excuses

Heard you were into mind control

She won't let me change her mind "

My mum said don’t speak to strangers men

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"[Bumhole removed by poster at 22/09/25 22:30:45]

I can't fuck what isn't there 🤷🏽‍♂️

Hes wandered off again

My dick's as thick as a can of lynx africa and she hates a gape

Eermmm. Because you have unfinished business

I'm all out of excuses

Heard you were into mind control

She won't let me change her mind

My mum said don’t speak to strangers men "

Shes my forum sister

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"[Bumhole removed by poster at 22/09/25 22:30:45]

I can't fuck what isn't there 🤷🏽‍♂️

Hes wandered off again

My dick's as thick as a can of lynx africa and she hates a gape

Eermmm. Because you have unfinished business

I'm all out of excuses

Heard you were into mind control

She won't let me change her mind

My mum said don’t speak to strangers men

Shes my forum sister "

I’m off to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

He went to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"He went to bed "

Hes not in my bed

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
42 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Becuase I'm in his bed

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By *haosAfterDarkCouple
42 weeks ago

Kilmarnock


"He went to bed

Hes not in my bed "

You're not bisexual 😭

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Becuase I'm in his bed"

We are jumping on the bed 😁

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Becuase I'm in his bed

We are jumping on the bed 😁"

I dont want to be in his bed

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By *addy markMan
42 weeks ago

burnley

Ok would but I have no paper bag for your face

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
42 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

You fell off and bumped your head

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By *issMeKate2Woman
42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"You fell off and bumped your head"

They are too sexy for this forum

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By *ensualgent38Man
42 weeks ago

Berks, Surrey, London & Edinburgh


"You fell off and bumped your head

They are too sexy for this forum "

But I fear I may nibble your marshmallows!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"You fell off and bumped your head

They are too sexy for this forum

But I fear I may nibble your marshmallows!"

Claim dibs on the marshmallows

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By *issMeKate2Woman
42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"You fell off and bumped your head

They are too sexy for this forum

But I fear I may nibble your marshmallows!

Claim dibs on the marshmallows "

Has a marshmallow obsession

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By *ensualgent38Man
42 weeks ago

Berks, Surrey, London & Edinburgh


"You fell off and bumped your head

They are too sexy for this forum

But I fear I may nibble your marshmallows!

Claim dibs on the marshmallows "

I share many things! But marshmallows are not one of them

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
42 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"You fell off and bumped your head

They are too sexy for this forum

But I fear I may nibble your marshmallows!

Claim dibs on the marshmallows

Has a marshmallow obsession "

He's too busy playing chubby bunny with thr marshmallows

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By *tannersMan
42 weeks ago

stanley

Won’t a share Kate’s foof marshmallows

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By *issMeKate2Woman
42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"Won’t a share Kate’s foof marshmallows "

How did they come Kate’s foof marshmallows can I ask! They are on my knickers so there!

I forgot the question

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
42 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Borrow her red sole sexy shoes

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By *tannersMan
42 weeks ago

stanley


"Won’t a share Kate’s foof marshmallows

How did they come Kate’s foof marshmallows can I ask! They are on my knickers so there!

I forgot the question "

Sorry I got ahead of myself. It’s where they’ll be around 15 minutes after I get there😉😘

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By *issMeKate2Woman
42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"Won’t a share Kate’s foof marshmallows

How did they come Kate’s foof marshmallows can I ask! They are on my knickers so there!

I forgot the question

Sorry I got ahead of myself. It’s where they’ll be around 15 minutes after I get there😉😘"

Stanley Stanley I like miles and miles from you !

I knew I should have used chocolate

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By *oStringsFun86Man
42 weeks ago

Bristol


"Won’t a share Kate’s foof marshmallows

How did they come Kate’s foof marshmallows can I ask! They are on my knickers so there!

I forgot the question

Sorry I got ahead of myself. It’s where they’ll be around 15 minutes after I get there😉😘

Stanley Stanley I like miles and miles from you !

I knew I should have used chocolate "

Give Kate some chocolate x

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By *issMeKate2Woman
42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"Won’t a share Kate’s foof marshmallows

How did they come Kate’s foof marshmallows can I ask! They are on my knickers so there!

I forgot the question

Sorry I got ahead of myself. It’s where they’ll be around 15 minutes after I get there😉😘

Stanley Stanley I like miles and miles from you !

I knew I should have used chocolate

Give Kate some chocolate x"

Oooh kiss him for being sweetie

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By *artin84Man
42 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Won’t a share Kate’s foof marshmallows

How did they come Kate’s foof marshmallows can I ask! They are on my knickers so there!

I forgot the question

Sorry I got ahead of myself. It’s where they’ll be around 15 minutes after I get there😉😘

Stanley Stanley I like miles and miles from you !

I knew I should have used chocolate

Give Kate some chocolate x

Oooh kiss him for being sweetie "

She's kissing someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Won’t a share Kate’s foof marshmallows

How did they come Kate’s foof marshmallows can I ask! They are on my knickers so there!

I forgot the question

Sorry I got ahead of myself. It’s where they’ll be around 15 minutes after I get there😉😘

Stanley Stanley I like miles and miles from you !

I knew I should have used chocolate

Give Kate some chocolate x

Oooh kiss him for being sweetie

She's kissing someone else"

Im busy being eaten up

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Won’t a share Kate’s foof marshmallows

How did they come Kate’s foof marshmallows can I ask! They are on my knickers so there!

I forgot the question

Sorry I got ahead of myself. It’s where they’ll be around 15 minutes after I get there😉😘

Stanley Stanley I like miles and miles from you !

I knew I should have used chocolate

Give Kate some chocolate x

Oooh kiss him for being sweetie

She's kissing someone else

Im busy being eaten up"

I'm eating biscuits 😋

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Won’t a share Kate’s foof marshmallows

How did they come Kate’s foof marshmallows can I ask! They are on my knickers so there!

I forgot the question

Sorry I got ahead of myself. It’s where they’ll be around 15 minutes after I get there😉😘

Stanley Stanley I like miles and miles from you !

I knew I should have used chocolate

Give Kate some chocolate x

Oooh kiss him for being sweetie

She's kissing someone else

Im busy being eaten up

I'm eating biscuits 😋"

Ask for a biscuit

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Won’t a share Kate’s foof marshmallows

How did they come Kate’s foof marshmallows can I ask! They are on my knickers so there!

I forgot the question

Sorry I got ahead of myself. It’s where they’ll be around 15 minutes after I get there😉😘

Stanley Stanley I like miles and miles from you !

I knew I should have used chocolate

Give Kate some chocolate x

Oooh kiss him for being sweetie

She's kissing someone else

Im busy being eaten up

I'm eating biscuits 😋

Ask for a biscuit"

But you are sharing biscuits with everyone else

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By *issMeKate2Woman
42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"Won’t a share Kate’s foof marshmallows

How did they come Kate’s foof marshmallows can I ask! They are on my knickers so there!

I forgot the question

Sorry I got ahead of myself. It’s where they’ll be around 15 minutes after I get there😉😘

Stanley Stanley I like miles and miles from you !

I knew I should have used chocolate

Give Kate some chocolate x

Oooh kiss him for being sweetie

She's kissing someone else

Im busy being eaten up

I'm eating biscuits 😋

Ask for a biscuit

But you are sharing biscuits with everyone else"

I lost my shoe

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
42 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
42 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Won’t a share Kate’s foof marshmallows

How did they come Kate’s foof marshmallows can I ask! They are on my knickers so there!

I forgot the question

Sorry I got ahead of myself. It’s where they’ll be around 15 minutes after I get there😉😘

Stanley Stanley I like miles and miles from you !

I knew I should have used chocolate

Give Kate some chocolate x

Oooh kiss him for being sweetie

She's kissing someone else

Im busy being eaten up

I'm eating biscuits 😋

Ask for a biscuit

But you are sharing biscuits with everyone else

I lost my shoe "

Beucase I stole it... Shoe envy

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By *issMeKate2Woman
42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"Won’t a share Kate’s foof marshmallows

How did they come Kate’s foof marshmallows can I ask! They are on my knickers so there!

I forgot the question

Sorry I got ahead of myself. It’s where they’ll be around 15 minutes after I get there😉😘

Stanley Stanley I like miles and miles from you !

I knew I should have used chocolate

Give Kate some chocolate x

Oooh kiss him for being sweetie

She's kissing someone else

Im busy being eaten up

I'm eating biscuits 😋

Ask for a biscuit

But you are sharing biscuits with everyone else

I lost my shoe

Beucase I stole it... Shoe envy"

Become Cinderella

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By *oStringsFun86Man
42 weeks ago

Bristol


"Won’t a share Kate’s foof marshmallows

How did they come Kate’s foof marshmallows can I ask! They are on my knickers so there!

I forgot the question

Sorry I got ahead of myself. It’s where they’ll be around 15 minutes after I get there😉😘

Stanley Stanley I like miles and miles from you !

I knew I should have used chocolate

Give Kate some chocolate x

Oooh kiss him for being sweetie

She's kissing someone else

Im busy being eaten up

I'm eating biscuits 😋

Ask for a biscuit

But you are sharing biscuits with everyone else

I lost my shoe

Beucase I stole it... Shoe envy

Become Cinderella "

Take her to the Ball

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By *issMeKate2Woman
42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"Won’t a share Kate’s foof marshmallows

How did they come Kate’s foof marshmallows can I ask! They are on my knickers so there!

I forgot the question

Sorry I got ahead of myself. It’s where they’ll be around 15 minutes after I get there😉😘

Stanley Stanley I like miles and miles from you !

I knew I should have used chocolate

Give Kate some chocolate x

Oooh kiss him for being sweetie

She's kissing someone else

Im busy being eaten up

I'm eating biscuits 😋

Ask for a biscuit

But you are sharing biscuits with everyone else

I lost my shoe

Beucase I stole it... Shoe envy

Become Cinderella

Take her to the Ball"

Think we are breaking the game, but hey Prince Charming, take cinders to the ball

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
42 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Your a pumpkin

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Your a pumpkin "

It's your birthday in 9 minutes

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By *oStringsFun86Man
42 weeks ago

Bristol


"Your a pumpkin "

I’m listening to shy ronnie part 2

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By *haosAfterDarkCouple
42 weeks ago

Kilmarnock


"Your a pumpkin

I’m listening to shy ronnie part 2"

I'm listening to dick in a box

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Shoes and biscuits are going wild

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Your a pumpkin "

I'm busy singing happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Your a pumpkin

I'm busy singing happy birthday"

Joining in the singing happy birthday 🥳

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
42 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Blowing a whistle and popping cannons

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Blowing a whistle and popping cannons "

Fall to the floor startled by the popping cannons

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Blowing a whistle and popping cannons

Fall to the floor startled by the popping cannons "

Id prefer a sit down cuddle

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By *ctionman11Man
42 weeks ago

colchester


"Blowing a whistle and popping cannons

Fall to the floor startled by the popping cannons

Id prefer a sit down cuddle "

I am afraid I will wear you out. Wink

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By *lappyBumBumWoman
42 weeks ago

Leeds


"Blowing a whistle and popping cannons

Fall to the floor startled by the popping cannons

Id prefer a sit down cuddle

I am afraid I will wear you out. Wink "

You can't fit in my canoe

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Blowing a whistle and popping cannons

Fall to the floor startled by the popping cannons

Id prefer a sit down cuddle

I am afraid I will wear you out. Wink

You can't fit in my canoe"

I want to go for a ride in the canoe 😭

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By *nblueMan
42 weeks ago

manchester


"Blowing a whistle and popping cannons

Fall to the floor startled by the popping cannons

Id prefer a sit down cuddle

I am afraid I will wear you out. Wink

You can't fit in my canoe

I want to go for a ride in the canoe 😭"

Has no paddle

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Blowing a whistle and popping cannons

Fall to the floor startled by the popping cannons

Id prefer a sit down cuddle

I am afraid I will wear you out. Wink

You can't fit in my canoe

I want to go for a ride in the canoe 😭

Has no paddle"

We are opening birthday presents

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By *rown.stud OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Eccles


"Blowing a whistle and popping cannons

Fall to the floor startled by the popping cannons

Id prefer a sit down cuddle

I am afraid I will wear you out. Wink

You can't fit in my canoe

I want to go for a ride in the canoe 😭

Has no paddle

We are opening birthday presents"

I don’t have any presents 🥲

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
42 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

I had a multiple early presents today.. I'm tired out

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"I had a multiple early presents today.. I'm tired out "

Hope you enjoy your birthday 🥳

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By *oeofsussexMan
42 weeks ago

Eastbourne

… I can’t because the Durex workers are on strike! They’re about to come on the pickett line! Just can’t contain themselves!

They say the work is too hard and lacks sufficient flexibility!

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By *issMeKate2Woman
42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"Your a pumpkin

I’m listening to shy ronnie part 2"

Why did I think you could do this?

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By *oStringsFun86Man
42 weeks ago

Bristol


"Your a pumpkin

I’m listening to shy ronnie part 2

Why did I think you could do this? "

Ronnie mother f’er and I’m back from the de ad

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By *issMeKate2Woman
42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"Your a pumpkin

I’m listening to shy ronnie part 2

Why did I think you could do this?

Ronnie mother f’er and I’m back from the de ad "

Use your outside voice, we don’t have time for this…..bye

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By *artin84Man
42 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Your a pumpkin

I’m listening to shy ronnie part 2

Why did I think you could do this?

Ronnie mother f’er and I’m back from the de ad

Use your outside voice, we don’t have time for this…..bye "

I really need to go to sleep

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By *xxxMan
42 weeks ago

Bedfordshire & Chester

I'm not bi and you need to go to sleep

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By *ondiego85Man
42 weeks ago

nottingham


"I'm not bi and you need to go to sleep"

You need to go to sleep too. I’m tired

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Brexit

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Too busy thinking about politics

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Too busy thinking about politics"

Hes thinking about politics 🥱

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
42 weeks ago

Northumberland

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Too busy thinking about politics

Hes thinking about politics 🥱"

Shes too busy thinking sbout me thinking about politics 😮

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
42 weeks ago

Northumberland


"Too busy thinking about politics

Hes thinking about politics 🥱"

You'd want to bum me 1st and its already sore

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By *tannersMan
42 weeks ago

stanley


"Too busy thinking about politics

Hes thinking about politics 🥱

You'd want to bum me 1st and its already sore"

I need him growing our food ,so he’s too busy with the harvest

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Too busy thinking about politics

Hes thinking about politics 🥱

You'd want to bum me 1st and its already sore

I need him growing our food ,so he’s too busy with the harvest "

He's just had a shower, I wouldn't want to get him dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Too busy thinking about politics

Hes thinking about politics 🥱

You'd want to bum me 1st and its already sore

I need him growing our food ,so he’s too busy with the harvest

He's just had a shower, I wouldn't want to get him dirty "

He wont take his coat off

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Too busy thinking about politics

Hes thinking about politics 🥱

You'd want to bum me 1st and its already sore

I need him growing our food ,so he’s too busy with the harvest

He's just had a shower, I wouldn't want to get him dirty

He wont take his coat off "

She can't work a zipper

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
42 weeks ago

Northumberland


"Too busy thinking about politics

Hes thinking about politics 🥱

You'd want to bum me 1st and its already sore

I need him growing our food ,so he’s too busy with the harvest

He's just had a shower, I wouldn't want to get him dirty

He wont take his coat off

She can't work a zipper"

Im scared you'll spend more time bench pressing me

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Too busy thinking about politics

Hes thinking about politics 🥱

You'd want to bum me 1st and its already sore

I need him growing our food ,so he’s too busy with the harvest

He's just had a shower, I wouldn't want to get him dirty

He wont take his coat off

She can't work a zipper

Im scared you'll spend more time bench pressing me"

Fears of being pressed

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Too busy thinking about politics

Hes thinking about politics 🥱

You'd want to bum me 1st and its already sore

I need him growing our food ,so he’s too busy with the harvest

He's just had a shower, I wouldn't want to get him dirty

He wont take his coat off

She can't work a zipper

Im scared you'll spend more time bench pressing me

Fears of being pressed"

I cry for 45 minutes when I cum

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By *kbwc1995Man
42 weeks ago

manchester/bradford

Can't deal with the tears

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
42 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

You'd ruin my insides with that

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By *ongandharderMan
42 weeks ago

Rotherham

But distance

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
42 weeks ago

Northumberland


"But distance "

My dog ate my homework

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By *ire_thornMan
42 weeks ago

Sol The Narion system

I twisted my ankle in a world cup soccer match

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By *ayArchyMan
42 weeks ago

cheshire


"I twisted my ankle in a world cup soccer match"

Your busy playing football

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By *eeper ThanMan
42 weeks ago

Dartford

That towel looks like it’s done up tight

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Won't tell me _eeper than what

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By *heelerMan
42 weeks ago

Northants

I'm going to have my dinner shortly

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By *etwife8230Couple
42 weeks ago

Newport


"I'm going to have my dinner shortly "

I wasn't invited for dinner

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By *eeper ThanMan
42 weeks ago

Dartford

She to hungry to think of sex

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By *ace400Man
42 weeks ago

near knock

You might be deeper in things than it shows

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I have a headache

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

He's too full of excuses

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By *ustincider888Man
42 weeks ago

Chorley

Too judgemental

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Too judgemental "

Just likes arse

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Pulls funny faces

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
42 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Pulls funny faces "

He's too serious

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By *hilloutMan
42 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Pulls funny faces

He's too serious "

I'm not worthy

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By *oStringsFun86Man
42 weeks ago

Bristol


"Pulls funny faces

He's too serious

I'm not worthy"

He’s not worthy

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By *rchie300Man
42 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Because his physique is better than mine …. I’m used to being the only hot one 😂

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
42 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

You're too hot to want me 🤣

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
42 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

I'm not great at flirting

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By *ctionman11Man
42 weeks ago

colchester


"I'm not great at flirting"

I didn’t buy you a gift for you birthday

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By *eeper ThanMan
42 weeks ago

Dartford

Ridiculous body of the fella

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By *heelerMan
42 weeks ago

Northants

Oh no need to flirt with me

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Can't do a zipper

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By *ondiego85Man
42 weeks ago

nottingham

Gym bods annoy me

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
42 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Yoir annoyed

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Left the lamp on

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By *andalustCouple
42 weeks ago

Guildford

My trains been cancelled again

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"My trains been cancelled again "

She's stranded

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By *rchie300Man
42 weeks ago

Hamworthy

I hate trains … I’m a bus wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"I hate trains … I’m a bus wanker "

Has crap timing

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
42 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

I'm busy as I'm wanking too.. My pussy is wet and pulsing

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Steals ice cream toppings 😮

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By *rchie300Man
42 weeks ago

Hamworthy


"I hate trains … I’m a bus wanker

Has crap timing "

hahaha I’m sorry that’s twice now immaculate beard guy

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"I hate trains … I’m a bus wanker

Has crap timing hahaha I’m sorry that’s twice now immaculate beard guy "

🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Think I'm watching a bromance unfold 🤔

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
42 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Think I'm watching a bromance unfold 🤔"

Too busy watching the men

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By *rchie300Man
42 weeks ago

Hamworthy

[Removed by poster at 23/09/25 18:08:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

But you removed post

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By *rchie300Man
42 weeks ago

Hamworthy

I can’t stand hot gorgeous lip biting women

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By *roxibear70Man
42 weeks ago

Cheshire

Hate being circumcised

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By *issMeKate2Woman
42 weeks ago

near the river medway

Drinking a coffee

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By *heelerMan
42 weeks ago

Northants

Your too latte

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
42 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Your too latte"

He's milking it

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By *heelerMan
42 weeks ago

Northants

Oh sugar

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
42 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Oh sugar"

He won't wear a cap an chinos

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By *ctionman11Man
42 weeks ago

colchester


"Oh sugar

He won't wear a cap an chinos "

I would not want to wear you out. Lol

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By *rchie300Man
42 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Still don’t like them

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By *heelerMan
42 weeks ago

Northants

Don't tell me your Mokka broke down again

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By *uperSalopian7Man
42 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

I'm not pheeling it

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By *otopaxiMan
42 weeks ago

nostalgia


"I'm not pheeling it "

I’ve become pretty desensitised

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By *inxy777Woman
42 weeks ago

essex

I can’t stop looking

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
42 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

U got better legs than me

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By *issMeKate2Woman
42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"U got better legs than me"

I fancy a muffin now

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By *ensualMassageHandsMan
42 weeks ago

where the wind takes me

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By *ensualMassageHandsMan
42 weeks ago

where the wind takes me


"

I fancy a muffin now "

She 8s me

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By *ayArchyMan
42 weeks ago

cheshire


"[Removed by poster at 23/09/25 18:48:15]"

You removed your post

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
42 weeks ago

Round the bend


"[Removed by poster at 23/09/25 18:48:15]

You removed your post"

He doesn't like removing things

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By *eys00Man
42 weeks ago

have boots will travel


"He doesn't like removing things "

She expects me to remove things

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By *uperSalopian7Man
42 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

I'm locked out

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"I'm locked out"

Am looking for keys

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By *awpleasureMan
42 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield


"I'm locked out

Am looking for keys"

I'm looking for a ladder

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Guess im footing that ladder

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By *inxy777Woman
42 weeks ago

essex


"Guess im footing that ladder"

Guess I’ll hold it!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Guess im footing that ladder

Guess I’ll hold it! "

Making sure you've got s good grip 😲

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Guess im footing that ladder

Guess I’ll hold it!

Making sure you've got s good grip 😲"

Watch them all messing about with ladders

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Guess im footing that ladder

Guess I’ll hold it!

Making sure you've got s good grip 😲

Watch them all messing about with ladders "

Discussing your ladder envy

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By *eeper ThanMan
42 weeks ago

Dartford

Too busy checking out ladders to notice me perving

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