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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine is people spelling naughty as nawty. Argh!!

What's yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The spelling police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who leave the site when you message them ! whats that all about ? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who think they are realy clever or very funny.boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who jump in on other people's threads trying to use it to get a meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say what they think is wanted to be heard instead of what they really think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threads that ask "why can't I get a meet"?

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

another spelling one im afraid ..people who spell friend "freind" nit picking maybes but the word gets used on nearly every profile so i notice it more x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who put 'women' when it should be 'woman'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The facebook like updates "RIP grandad"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say this women instead of this woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The facebook like updates "RIP grandad"! "
Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fix my profile threads

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

People who only want to bash others.

Why can't they bish bosh instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"people who think they are realy clever or very funny.boring."

People who don't think I'm clever and funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that every guy is "hung"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trolls, keyboard warriors and forum hijackers

*cReEpS rOuNd cRyPt * -|-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples whose novel like profiles have *no single guys* halfway down yet their looking for says 'men'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pet hate is people describing their sizes!!

Slim is average, average is curvy, curvy is a wide range of things!

I wish people would be honest about what they are, rather than what they want to be.

Everyone is different, and some prefer curvy to slim, or the other way, but when you expect slim, and they are clearly curvy, it really annoys me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you click on a rather nice scrummy photo in new pics for a perve, and 'photo no longer available' pops up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The spelling police "
hate them ,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And posts on BBW s .. Some seeing them just for there size not them as people ... A big Pet hate and I am not a bbw but I think why not see people as people not just the fat thay have on there bones ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples profile with 37 pics of the woman one one token blurry shot of the guy taken 10 years ago. OR vice versa for that matter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text talk! You can write all you want here the letter number doesn't apply!!!!

The odd u and lol r ok but s8t???? Really and nawty grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To many things to list. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count down headlines, 5 days to go etc, grow up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles (usually females or couples) with a huge list of 'don'ts' or 'what they don't like'. Total turn-off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And posts on BBW s .. Some seeing them just for there size not them as people ... A big Pet hate and I am not a bbw but I think why not see people as people not just the fat thay have on there bones ,"

Nicely put game xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Text talk! You can write all you want here the letter number doesn't apply!!!!

The odd u and lol r ok but s8t???? Really and nawty grrr "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Not looking for single males'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One liner messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahaha, awesome selection of peeves!!

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By *1ckeyMan
over a year ago

Camberley


"One liner messages"

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

People who don't know that the only difference between being straight and bi is usually only 6 or 7 pints of lager. .

Jenny.

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

People not reading profiles but claiming they have so you check and they say they have read it when clearly they still haven't so you point out how you know they haven't then they get abusive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney uni - its just so pointless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who give you the run around..... Dreamers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who are only here to chat, or only webcam and never meet face to face.

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By *it of fun cplCouple
over a year ago

village between York and Hull

Profile Help!

pictures of cocks next to objects for size comparison.

Fab my pics!

people on meet today who say can not meet today but I can a week next Thursday!

Text talk.

Negative profiles such as getting fed up convince me to stay...

thats just a few!! I am a miserable old Git!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sydney uni - its just so pointless! "

wholeheartedly seconded....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who rant on days other than a Thursday.

Forum threads about holidays. (I want one!)

Unreasonable people who refuse quit their jobs and sell their houses to move several hundred miles from one side of the country to the other so they are closer to me.

The fact there's not enough forum threads about Holly Willabooby.

Pictures of very attractive women in football shirts other than Man Utd.

People who moan about profiles that say "will fill in later" for over a year - some people are busy you know! Watching JK and shit!

People who can't be arsed to refresh their status updates everytime they go shopping/walk the dog/go for a dump.

The fact I can't watch cams on my iphone. Hard to be subtle and gets really embarrassing trying to knock one out in the corner of starbucks, as I have to lug my huge desktop around with me! Still - the widescreen monitor often comes in handy!

The fact there's no filter for single, bi, half chinese, half greek, one eyed, ginger females. Sick of constantly getting messages and friends requests from this over-represented population on site.

The fact that I can only post 150 photos. I have at least 2000 badly taken, blurry cock shots (and yes ladies - some over the loo as I know you love them!!) sat waiting to be strewn across the site. Come on Fab - everyone knows chicks dig them!!

Oh - and the fact I have to pay an outrageous £5 every 30 days. That's almost a packet of cigs or 10 packs of panini football stickers!! Some months it's a real struggle to decide whether the ability to interact with like minded, sexy, fun folk is better value for money than a fag and some small crappy photos of overpaid prima donnas who'll have buggered off to another club before the seasons out!

Apart from that - love the site!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the fab ruler.. There must be a specialised fab ruler to measure cocks surely?

We all know the "I've 9 inches and know how to use it" open a pic and its like "really"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who rant on days other than a Thursday.

Forum threads about holidays. (I want one!)

Unreasonable people who refuse quit their jobs and sell their houses to move several hundred miles from one side of the country to the other so they are closer to me.

The fact there's not enough forum threads about Holly Willabooby.

Pictures of very attractive women in football shirts other than Man Utd.

People who moan about profiles that say "will fill in later" for over a year - some people are busy you know! Watching JK and shit!

People who can't be arsed to refresh their status updates everytime they go shopping/walk the dog/go for a dump.

The fact I can't watch cams on my iphone. Hard to be subtle and gets really embarrassing trying to knock one out in the corner of starbucks, as I have to lug my huge desktop around with me! Still - the widescreen monitor often comes in handy!

The fact there's no filter for single, bi, half chinese, half greek, one eyed, ginger females. Sick of constantly getting messages and friends requests from this over-represented population on site.

The fact that I can only post 150 photos. I have at least 2000 badly taken, blurry cock shots (and yes ladies - some over the loo as I know you love them!!) sat waiting to be strewn across the site. Come on Fab - everyone knows chicks dig them!!

Oh - and the fact I have to pay an outrageous £5 every 30 days. That's almost a packet of cigs or 10 packs of panini football stickers!! Some months it's a real struggle to decide whether the ability to interact with like minded, sexy, fun folk is better value for money than a fag and some small crappy photos of overpaid prima donnas who'll have buggered off to another club before the seasons out!

Apart from that - love the site!! "

Long posts in threads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Had your second coffee yet Obi? Little cranky there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had your second coffee yet Obi? Little cranky there "

NO!!!!!!!

*Milk, one sugar, pretty please!

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

that every guy on fab seems to have a bigger dick than me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The safe sex police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who message me ." I am going to be close to Yeovil today fancy a lunch time fuck "

Then when I message back " read my prof "

They send " don't get shitty with me "

Or " fat slag , I wouldn't want to meet you any way "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who rant on days other than a Thursday.

Forum threads about holidays. (I want one!)

Unreasonable people who refuse quit their jobs and sell their houses to move several hundred miles from one side of the country to the other so they are closer to me.

The fact there's not enough forum threads about Holly Willabooby.

Pictures of very attractive women in football shirts other than Man Utd.

People who moan about profiles that say "will fill in later" for over a year - some people are busy you know! Watching JK and shit!

People who can't be arsed to refresh their status updates everytime they go shopping/walk the dog/go for a dump.

The fact I can't watch cams on my iphone. Hard to be subtle and gets really embarrassing trying to knock one out in the corner of starbucks, as I have to lug my huge desktop around with me! Still - the widescreen monitor often comes in handy!

The fact there's no filter for single, bi, half chinese, half greek, one eyed, ginger females. Sick of constantly getting messages and friends requests from this over-represented population on site.

The fact that I can only post 150 photos. I have at least 2000 badly taken, blurry cock shots (and yes ladies - some over the loo as I know you love them!!) sat waiting to be strewn across the site. Come on Fab - everyone knows chicks dig them!!

Oh - and the fact I have to pay an outrageous £5 every 30 days. That's almost a packet of cigs or 10 packs of panini football stickers!! Some months it's a real struggle to decide whether the ability to interact with like minded, sexy, fun folk is better value for money than a fag and some small crappy photos of overpaid prima donnas who'll have buggered off to another club before the seasons out!

Apart from that - love the site!! "
your post made me smile thankyou xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bad grammar, some can't even spell the name of the place where they're from.

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"bad grammar, some can't even spell the name of the place where they're from.

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Or they don't put the place they are actually from, they put the place YOU are from so will engage with them...What makes them think you will drive 3 hours down the motorway when you have asked for local...

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By *attooed HandymanMan
over a year ago

near you

People who wink at you then hide their profile

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Status's - I dont see any male or couple status's due to my settings etc.

I see women everyday moaning about a guy (I pressume) when a simple 'inbox' to him would do the trick.

What you telling the rest of us for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pet hates!

people not replying to mail even with a no thanks.

and I appreciate some people get inundated but how long dose it take No.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

and

Status's with. pmsl. lmao etc in at the end.

Do you honestly think we beleive your sat there giggling out loud?

Most of the arses from these girls are too big to laugh off anyway.

And as for the cryptic status's, do me a favour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have many...

People who send you a friend request without even sending you a follow up message..

Profiles with basic or no description of themselves..

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Mine is people spelling naughty as nawty. Argh!!

What's yours?"
And whats wrong with Nawty ? its all in the pronunciation darling and im very Nawttttyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and

Status's with. pmsl. lmao etc in at the end.

Do you honestly think we beleive your sat there giggling out loud?

Most of the arses from these girls are too big to laugh off anyway.

And as for the cryptic status's, do me a favour!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who put 'women' when it should be 'woman' "
This and the spelling all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who demand you attach pic to your first message to them but have none up themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is people spelling naughty as nawty. Argh!!

What's yours?And whats wrong with Nawty ? its all in the pronunciation darling and im very Nawttttyyyyy "

What's dynomite

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Mine is people spelling naughty as nawty. Argh!!

What's yours?And whats wrong with Nawty ? its all in the pronunciation darling and im very Nawttttyyyyy

What's dynomite"
only those whove met me ever get to find out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who take everything so seriously and way too personally on site.

It's a tool to use how you and others wish - not the be all and end all of life itself!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is people spelling naughty as nawty. Argh!!

What's yours?And whats wrong with Nawty ? its all in the pronunciation darling and im very Nawttttyyyyy

What's dynomiteonly those whove met me ever get to find out lol "

Haha, good answer

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"People who take everything so seriously and way too personally on site.

It's a tool to use how you and others wish - not the be all and end all of life itself!! "
Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'No asian guys' lol

...i dont really have a pet hate. I just let people be, if they get under my skin; just leave them be.

Like i say - If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

people asking for profile advice is my pet peeve at the moment...

i feel like answering everyone with the words "no magic formula's...no quick fixes"...

oooooh... I think I will!!!

and as for the spelling elite... i have a maths degree, you don't see me jumping on you when you can't blooming add!!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"People who take everything so seriously and way too personally on site.

It's a tool to use how you and others wish - not the be all and end all of life itself!! "
Btw i tried to meesage you to say fabulous photos very sexy and tastefull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheating people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rain....oh wait a minute I think I've answered a different question.....oh well that's still my answer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"people asking for profile advice is my pet peeve at the moment...

i feel like answering everyone with the words "no magic formula's...no quick fixes"...

oooooh... I think I will!!!

and as for the spelling elite... i have a maths degree, you don't see me jumping on you when you can't blooming add!!! "

Dude, it took us like 15 minutes the other day to work out long division. Never have I felt more like a failure as an adult!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who wink at you then hide their profile "

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Inane status updates and asking for things in a roundabout way, "my iron's just broken" how many gullible people can i get to offer me a new one....who cares...who f@#king cares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people use this stupid rolling eyes face --- grrhh hate that face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for exceptional guys ....... What the fxxk is one of them and spelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who rant on days other than a Thursday.

Forum threads about holidays. (I want one!)

Unreasonable people who refuse quit their jobs and sell their houses to move several hundred miles from one side of the country to the other so they are closer to me.

The fact there's not enough forum threads about Holly Willabooby.

Pictures of very attractive women in football shirts other than Man Utd.

People who moan about profiles that say "will fill in later" for over a year - some people are busy you know! Watching JK and shit!

People who can't be arsed to refresh their status updates everytime they go shopping/walk the dog/go for a dump.

The fact I can't watch cams on my iphone. Hard to be subtle and gets really embarrassing trying to knock one out in the corner of starbucks, as I have to lug my huge desktop around with me! Still - the widescreen monitor often comes in handy!

The fact there's no filter for single, bi, half chinese, half greek, one eyed, ginger females. Sick of constantly getting messages and friends requests from this over-represented population on site.

The fact that I can only post 150 photos. I have at least 2000 badly taken, blurry cock shots (and yes ladies - some over the loo as I know you love them!!) sat waiting to be strewn across the site. Come on Fab - everyone knows chicks dig them!!

Oh - and the fact I have to pay an outrageous £5 every 30 days. That's almost a packet of cigs or 10 packs of panini football stickers!! Some months it's a real struggle to decide whether the ability to interact with like minded, sexy, fun folk is better value for money than a fag and some small crappy photos of overpaid prima donnas who'll have buggered off to another club before the seasons out!

Apart from that - love the site!! "

Love it. Spot on. Well almost.

You're right about holly willabooby.

But you're wrong about a naked women..oops, sorry, I mean a naked woman in a Utd top. Its the best top to wear.

Our pet hate on here

Messages that say ' can I fuck u?' Wow, so imaginative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody sky remotes

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By *cEvil and BlueangelCouple
over a year ago

Co Durham

The same thing as every site.... people moaning that they cant get meets !

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

People who say on their profiles that they don't meet smokers, then ask us for a meet when it states that one of us smokes. When challenged they say 'well it's ok we don't really mind it'.

WELL DON'T BLOODY SAY YOU WON'T MEET SMOKERS THEN GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

oops hulk moment lol.

Either you are a hypocrite or you've not read the profile......... which is another thing.....

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Profile empty. Loads of cock pics. Cock pic as avatar. People not bothering to read the profile. Copy and paste messages starting with Hi Sandra...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who have no pics on their profile. Ffs, whats aw that aboot?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Gerbils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picture of women laying on their front with their high heels pulling g string out their arse. Why is that pose so popular?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Picture of women laying on their front with their high heels pulling g string out their arse. Why is that pose so popular? "

You're right, that is a very popular pose

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By *arina tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Westhoughton


"People who don't know that the only difference between being straight and bi is usually only 6 or 7 pints of lager. .

Jenny.

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Woohoo, how about the difference between straight and bi is seeing us in private ;-D

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By *ptimusDMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

When I'm asked "How big is your cock?"

If they can't judge from the pics, that's their problem.

Besides, if I can be bothered to answer, I'm bound to be overly generous to myself. I mean, that's to be expected. You'd think they'd know that by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photo-shopped pictures that are only there to deceive. I mean what do these people expect when they meet and look as though they have had VAT added.

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

[Removed by poster at 15/05/13 16:21:53]

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

The bizarre usage of the American word 'hun' or 'hon' ...a term ONLY used in UK chatrooms.

This is exacerbated further by its bastardised version ...'hunni' - surely, the biggest crime of all!

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By *adysueandneroCouple
over a year ago

witney


"Count down headlines, 5 days to go etc, grow up "
me too. By the way only 19 days until we go on holiday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single women profiles that state they only meet and play with there partner. Can anyone else spot the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The facebook like updates "RIP grandad"! "

I'm with you on this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single women profiles that state they only meet and play with there partner. Can anyone else spot the floor"

Two of them ... Only play with 'their' partner .. are they excluding the other person going to the meet then?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

3/4 words...

will fill (in) later.................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single women profiles that state they only meet and play with there partner. Can anyone else spot the floor"

Yep. I'm standing on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys that are profile straight but are bi in messages

Oh and the i wont meet smokers but i will brigade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who demand you attach pic to your first message to them but have none up themselves "

Strongly agree with this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pet hates the vet sticking his fingers up his arse!!!

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By *amie_leighWoman
over a year ago

coventry

Married men who say its ok because their partner allows them to play and then get abusive when I say no

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

My pet hate, is women who put age group they want to meet 18yr to 99yrs. When you send a message, tell you your to old. What is that all about?

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

People who get upset when you are honest with them about a situation, when they specifically asked for opinions and/ or advice in the first place.

People who over generalise everything and everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pet hate is being called "babe"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I start ? U message somebody they look at your profile then. Not Evan a no thanks !! . Age. Range up 35 ? What's wrong with over 35 s ?? You message someone they send back. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

unlimited bell end piccies - revolting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Married men with couple profiles who are secretly bi and entice us to meet with a photo of part of their hand sticking out a fanny. It's a formula for success

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington


"unlimited bell end piccies - revolting!"

Any close of genitals! Not good.

I also hate the 'Unread' when I go to my sent messages.... or even 'Been Read' - at least with deleted and you have no reply, you pretty much know the answer. And yes, I do appreciate that women and couple get loads of messages, it still doesnt make it less frustrating for men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Married men with couple profiles who are secretly bi and entice us to meet with a photo of part of their hand sticking out a fanny. It's a formula for success "

a definite chuckle on this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who demand you attach pic to your first message to them but have none up themselves

Strongly agree with this one"
that's because they are special ...... Or so they think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones who say things just for the 'reaction' and then the ones who like those comments .....

Armchair warriors and their fickle fans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and cocks

Everyone is showing me their cock !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being referred to as "babes" or "hon" - simply can't stand it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who jump in on other people's threads trying to use it to get a meet! "

mmm so would you like a meet , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who add you as a friend then block ya

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

People who obviously don't read my profile. People who get huffy when I don't reply. People who use reply to forum posts to try and get others to meet them (there's a 'reply privately' option people!). White knights. 'Nice' guys. People who only post on forums about other groups being timewasters (if you don't like this site then leave!). People who criticise how others use this site, or how others play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people not turning up, not enough lesbians or bi on site either

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

People who change every thread into a 'look at my bum' thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who change every thread into a 'look at my bum' thread."

Should that sentence not have the word ' don't ' in it?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Oh yeah, and double standards. I've been on the forums long enough to read a reply from someone and think 'hang on, your opinion was completely different in another thread. Is it something to do with who you're replying to? Hmmmm.'

Me? Cynical??

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"People who change every thread into a 'look at my bum' thread.

Should that sentence not have the word ' don't ' in it? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who change every thread into a 'look at my bum' thread."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People on the chat section who point their webcams at their scowling faces.

What's the point in being on cam if you are going to sit there with a face on like a bag of spanners??

At leat try to look happy!!

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

Messages from guys who live hundreds of miles away asking if I want to meet now. Why of course I do, I'll just hop in my helicopter and fly over to you for a quickie then fly back home again

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By *attooed HandymanMan
over a year ago

near you


"Messages from guys who live hundreds of miles away asking if I want to meet now. Why of course I do, I'll just hop in my helicopter and fly over to you for a quickie then fly back home again "

Can you stop off at mine, there's plenty of room to land on the lower terrace. I'll send a car down to bring you up to the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professionals...who can't spell professional !

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth


"Messages from guys who live hundreds of miles away asking if I want to meet now. Why of course I do, I'll just hop in my helicopter and fly over to you for a quickie then fly back home again

Can you stop off at mine, there's plenty of room to land on the lower terrace. I'll send a car down to bring you up to the house. "

Now there's an offer I can't refuse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The facebook like updates "RIP grandad"! "

Totally agree on this one

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By *attooed HandymanMan
over a year ago

near you


"Messages from guys who live hundreds of miles away asking if I want to meet now. Why of course I do, I'll just hop in my helicopter and fly over to you for a quickie then fly back home again

Can you stop off at mine, there's plenty of room to land on the lower terrace. I'll send a car down to bring you up to the house.

Now there's an offer I can't refuse lol"

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"The facebook like updates "RIP grandad"!

Totally agree on this one "

Same here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

African grey parrots?

Think I've misunderstood the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who rant on days other than a Thursday.

Forum threads about holidays. (I want one!)

Unreasonable people who refuse quit their jobs and sell their houses to move several hundred miles from one side of the country to the other so they are closer to me.

The fact there's not enough forum threads about Holly Willabooby.

Pictures of very attractive women in football shirts other than Man Utd.

People who moan about profiles that say "will fill in later" for over a year - some people are busy you know! Watching JK and shit!

People who can't be arsed to refresh their status updates everytime they go shopping/walk the dog/go for a dump.

The fact I can't watch cams on my iphone. Hard to be subtle and gets really embarrassing trying to knock one out in the corner of starbucks, as I have to lug my huge desktop around with me! Still - the widescreen monitor often comes in handy!

The fact there's no filter for single, bi, half chinese, half greek, one eyed, ginger females. Sick of constantly getting messages and friends requests from this over-represented population on site.

The fact that I can only post 150 photos. I have at least 2000 badly taken, blurry cock shots (and yes ladies - some over the loo as I know you love them!!) sat waiting to be strewn across the site. Come on Fab - everyone knows chicks dig them!!

Oh - and the fact I have to pay an outrageous £5 every 30 days. That's almost a packet of cigs or 10 packs of panini football stickers!! Some months it's a real struggle to decide whether the ability to interact with like minded, sexy, fun folk is better value for money than a fag and some small crappy photos of overpaid prima donnas who'll have buggered off to another club before the seasons out!

Apart from that - love the site!! "

And breathe!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Professionals...who can't spell professional ! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who jump in on other people's threads trying to use it to get a meet!

mmm so would you like a meet , lol"

My second pet hate when mmmmmmmmm is used.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Folk who don't know when to give up !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avatars that are just a very VERY close up of someones eye.

(the eye that you look out of!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Folk who don't know when to give up !"

Please meet me, please, please,please......lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

......''thinking of leaving this site.''

.....just do it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On profiles: 'if you dont like curvy women, please pass me by'. Never heard a skinny chick say 'if you dont like skinny women, please pass me by'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is people spelling naughty as nawty. Argh!!

What's yours?"

People who think all single males are timewasters and deserve to be ignored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys messaging saying they are bi but profile states otherwise, if your bi be honest on your profile otherwise I just add you to the "I'm pretending to be Bi just so I can fuck the Mrs" pile of deletes I have.

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

Sychophants in the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sychophants in the forum. "

Oh yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be cut and paste one line messages

Has to be cut and paste one line messages

Has to be cut and paste one line messages

Has to be cut and paste one line messages

Has to be cut and paste one line messages

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre

I am loving this thread..about time someone's came up with this

Pet hates:

The apostrophe abusers! If you don't know how to use it fair enough, but don't plaster it over every word with a plural.

People who always say discrete when they mean discreet! Discrete has to do with statistics!!

People who wink at you three or more times even after you have winked back initially. If you ain't got nothing to say, don't think I will find you interesting.

People who ask for face pics when they don't even have a pic!! Yeah you are so hot I can see that though your blank avatar!

People who email you and say we will be in London six months from now. Yeah, I am so free I don't have anything to do and will sit here counting the days down that you get here. Email me a week before you get here. My memory isn't that good!

Sure I have a lot more but...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Status's - I dont see any male or couple status's due to my settings etc.

I see women everyday moaning about a guy (I pressume) when a simple 'inbox' to him would do the trick.

What you telling the rest of us for?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

liars , i would have thought on here you could be honest but sadly not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about "Timewasters need not apply"

My polite hello could be someone else's waste of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles (usually females or couples) with a huge list of 'don'ts' or 'what they don't like'. Total turn-off."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hate when people write verifications that start, make sure you treat this girl with respect. cheers mate was going to turn up and be a wanker but now you told me to respect her i'll behave!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hate is held in reserve for when it's really needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Heavy cummers' - I really couldn't give a shit, it's inside a condom anyway.

Remote control/cock pics.

'Should I stay or go?' threads - fuck off and go!

To name just a few.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being able to see who viewed my profile. Oh bugger. No one did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who email you and say we will be in London six months from now. Yeah, I am so free I don't have anything to do and will sit here counting the days down that you get here. Email me a week before you get here. My memory isn't that good!"

I SOOOO second this...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm pleased with the thread, good work guys! A bit like group therapy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word tounge instead of tongue.

It's T.O.N.G.U.E for fucks sake not T.O.U.N.G.E!

Also people with an interesting avatar that draws you in but then have no other pics to look at.

Why can't they just stick to the silhouette?

ETC,ETC!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples and females who have a button that they use after reading a 3 paragraph introductory post.

I just replies "SEND FACE PIC!"

I am not a face pic! I am a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sychophants in the forum.

Oh yes. "

O yes! Great point I totally agree!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Sychophants in the forum. "

Ah yes that's what I wanted to add to the bingo thread.

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By *estless in batterseaMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

the bareback brigade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BB brigade

Bad spelling or text speak

And guys using remote control to show there cock size .

Woman with inanimate objects shoved up the minge , ie wine bottle ,

Large vegetable , pencils ???

Wtf

Lol

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont like it when judge others for bad spelling yes there can be 100,s of reasons as to why some people cant spell d*unk lazy or far worse or on a catch 22 i am dyslecic which really annoys me i cant spell this is not to get confusing with text speak either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting pestered to meet by gangs of hot bisexual women....

And daydreamers!

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"Sychophants in the forum. "

Truth bomb right here.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Chat room full. 180 people in the room. People leaving and coming in the room by the minute. A single m or f or couple comes into the room. They don't say anything. 10 minutes later they type "Is nobody going to say hello to me/us?"

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"People who obviously don't read my profile. People who get huffy when I don't reply. People who use reply to forum posts to try and get others to meet them (there's a 'reply privately' option people!). White knights. 'Nice' guys. People who only post on forums about other groups being timewasters (if you don't like this site then leave!). People who criticise how others use this site, or how others play."

The nice guys/nights in shining armour in chat. You can see right through them lol.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

The I have a big cock why can't I get a meet brigade. They assume all women are size queens and only interested in the size of your cock and nothing else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inane nonsense such as this thread

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Inane nonsense such as this thread"

People posting on threads they see as inane nonsense.

I'm sure they think it makes them look clever or something but really it makes them look childish.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Armchair warriors

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Leaving threads!

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Incidentally, I don't know if anyone has heared but I'm leaving

Further information can be found here:

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/67929

and here:

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/69213

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Funkys Thursday avatar

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Funkys Thursday avatar "

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops


"Funkys Thursday avatar

"
eek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being called a filthy c**t, filthy bitch yeah but not the C word! That's verbal abuse - not that Fab admin did anything about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right - here goes...

People who haven't figured out you can simply block single guys, rather that continuously harp on about bloody single guys messaging them.

People who want to be tied up, spat on, pissed on and profess a penchant for bareback - and then apparently "won't meet smokers".

One-line hit'n'hope messages.

Profiles over a year old, who still haven't been verified.

Status updates from what must be children - "three more sleeps!" "woop woop!" "playtime on a school night!" and those that are so mundane they'd get booted off Facebook, like "feet up, watching Loose Women" or "M&S lasagne... mmmm".

Profile pictures, which have family photos in the background, in rooms that look like they've just been vandalised by crackheads.

Apart from that let's face it - Fab's bloody great - and effectively free, if you're not bothered about camming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3/4 words...

will fill (in) later................."

As the maths expert is that 3 4ths or 3 quarters or 3 out of 4?

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