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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Last one ended with pineapple pixie couldnt be arsed ... carry it on

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby

I'd arse you first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd arse you first"

But youd rather marmite 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *eniandMikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'd arse you first

But youd rather marmite 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Jeni would be licking your pussy and in the way!!!

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby

I wasn't invited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wasn't invited "

I’m all out of invites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wasn't invited

I’m all out of invites "

I miss out on all invites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wasn't invited

I’m all out of invites

I miss out on all invites "

RSVP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wasn't invited

I’m all out of invites

I miss out on all invites

RSVP"

Something about an invite

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northwest


"I wasn't invited

I’m all out of invites

I miss out on all invites

RSVP

Something about an invite "

Under my boobs is a bit sweaty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wasn't invited

I’m all out of invites

I miss out on all invites

RSVP

Something about an invite "

I’ve lost your address

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wasn't invited

I’m all out of invites

I miss out on all invites

RSVP

Something about an invite

I’ve lost your address "

He loses everything

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By *rSuave88Man
over a year ago

Mirfield

But those heels might poke my eyes out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But those heels might poke my eyes out"

But hed rather me wrap then around his waist and dig them in during ...

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby


"But those heels might poke my eyes out

But hed rather me wrap then around his waist and dig them in during ..."

It's too hot, so you should fuck me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

I get into trouble on these threads.

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby

You'd get me into trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd get me into trouble"

Trouble is my middle name

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby

Her parents were very perceptive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Her parents were very perceptive "

Hes too perceptive aware

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By *aily bugleMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I'm arranging my tuppawear collection

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Round the bend

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Round the bend


"I'm arranging my tuppawear collection "

He's put a lid on it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping


"I'm arranging my tuppawear collection

He's put a lid on it "

She finds me repulsive

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By *ustus5555Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I'm arranging my tuppawear collection

He's put a lid on it "

She's straight & I couldn't keep my hands off her 😥😥😥

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm arranging my tuppawear collection

He's put a lid on it

She finds me repulsive "

Hes crying and im not into that during sex

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping


"I'm arranging my tuppawear collection

He's put a lid on it

She finds me repulsive

Hes crying and im not into that during sex"

She's not aligned with my emotional side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's too emotional

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Round the bend


"He's too emotional "

He's not emotional enough

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By *ippyXXXMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

I'm definitely not aligned with my partner at the moment..

I've not spoken to her for a week.. then again I didn't want to interrupt her..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm made of stone

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By *armite 500Man
over a year ago

Darlington


"I'm definitely not aligned with my partner at the moment..

I've not spoken to her for a week.. then again I didn't want to interrupt her.."

wtf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm made of stone "

I dont fuck stone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too solid for her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too solid for her"

Im just not emotionally ready for anything my partner doesnt understand me ... oh wait wrong thread ... ah im just too hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I just woke up from a nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too solid for her

Im just not emotionally ready for anything my partner doesnt understand me ... oh wait wrong thread ... ah im just too hot "

Clearly 🤣🤣

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northwest

I’m too hot too; shall we just share pina coladas in our underwear instead ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m too hot too; shall we just share pina coladas in our underwear instead ? "

Yes please 😝

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m too hot too; shall we just share pina coladas in our underwear instead ? "

She doesn’t know pina coladas are only to be d*unk in the rain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m too hot too; shall we just share pina coladas in our underwear instead ?

She doesn’t know pina coladas are only to be d*unk in the rain "

He doesnt know its drank not d*unk

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby


"I’m too hot too; shall we just share pina coladas in our underwear instead ?

She doesn’t know pina coladas are only to be d*unk in the rain

He doesnt know its drank not d*unk "

she's d*unk shames

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He don't like d*unks

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By *ove2watchMan
over a year ago

weymouth

I don't fuck with you.... I got million trillion things I'd rather fucking do...

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By *armite 500Man
over a year ago

Darlington


"I don't fuck with you.... I got million trillion things I'd rather fucking do..."

I’m busy rubbing after sun on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't fuck with you.... I got million trillion things I'd rather fucking do..."

Haven't we all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't fuck with you.... I got million trillion things I'd rather fucking do...

I’m busy rubbing after sun on "

Your hands are too slippy

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By *rSuave88Man
over a year ago

Mirfield

Shes too hot, sweaty and stinky

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby


"Shes too hot, sweaty and stinky"
Yeah that's my fault. It is almost as hot as her today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shes too hot, sweaty and stinkyYeah that's my fault. It is almost as hot as her today"

He agrees with him

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By *rSuave88Man
over a year ago

Mirfield

Shes got a cob on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on"

Hes just too suave for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me "

She constantly outsmarts me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me "

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉"

You need a break from it 😎

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎"

Hes in break mode

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎"

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

"

I'm confused

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused "

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣"

She gets too emotional

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣"

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️"

Ooooffttt 😈

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Ok. Just to clear things up and start again.

I'm up for a fucking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈"

It's scorching

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching "

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣"

I mean… I would 😉

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣"

I'm banned apparently 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

I'm banned apparently 🤣"

The id fuck you but thread has ended up in some very variable orgy 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

I'm banned apparently 🤣

The id fuck you but thread has ended up in some very variable orgy 🤣🤣"

It's the fab way I hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like to do things the fab way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t like to do things the fab way "

You wore me out last time 😎

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t like to do things the fab way "

She's rebellious

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Round the bend


"I don’t like to do things the fab way

You wore me out last time 😎"

Got no stamina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

I'm banned apparently 🤣

The id fuck you but thread has ended up in some very variable orgy 🤣🤣"

Busy at a private orgy this weekend

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
over a year ago

Your to do list


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

I'm banned apparently 🤣

The id fuck you but thread has ended up in some very variable orgy 🤣🤣

Busy at a private orgy this weekend "

He's busy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

I'm banned apparently 🤣

The id fuck you but thread has ended up in some very variable orgy 🤣🤣

Busy at a private orgy this weekend "

I prefer 1-1s im greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

I'm banned apparently 🤣

The id fuck you but thread has ended up in some very variable orgy 🤣🤣

Busy at a private orgy this weekend

I prefer 1-1s im greedy "

Never said it wasn't on my own

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

I'm banned apparently 🤣

The id fuck you but thread has ended up in some very variable orgy 🤣🤣

Busy at a private orgy this weekend

I prefer 1-1s im greedy Never said it wasn't on my own "

He doesnt know what an orgy is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

I'm banned apparently 🤣

The id fuck you but thread has ended up in some very variable orgy 🤣🤣

Busy at a private orgy this weekend

I prefer 1-1s im greedy Never said it wasn't on my own

He doesnt know what an orgy is "

I don't doubt I will by the morning!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

I'm banned apparently 🤣

The id fuck you but thread has ended up in some very variable orgy 🤣🤣

Busy at a private orgy this weekend

I prefer 1-1s im greedy Never said it wasn't on my own

He doesnt know what an orgy is I don't doubt I will by the morning!"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 im too busy laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

I'm banned apparently 🤣

The id fuck you but thread has ended up in some very variable orgy 🤣🤣

Busy at a private orgy this weekend

I prefer 1-1s im greedy Never said it wasn't on my own

He doesnt know what an orgy is I don't doubt I will by the morning!"

They are overrated

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
over a year ago

Your to do list


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

I'm banned apparently 🤣

The id fuck you but thread has ended up in some very variable orgy 🤣🤣

Busy at a private orgy this weekend

I prefer 1-1s im greedy Never said it wasn't on my own

He doesnt know what an orgy is I don't doubt I will by the morning!

They are overrated "

We dont do 1:1

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By *urenutsMan
over a year ago

Waltham cross/Harrow HA1


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

I'm banned apparently 🤣

The id fuck you but thread has ended up in some very variable orgy 🤣🤣

Busy at a private orgy this weekend

I prefer 1-1s im greedy Never said it wasn't on my own

He doesnt know what an orgy is I don't doubt I will by the morning!

They are overrated

We dont do 1:1 "

I would love to but your

Mrs boobs are to perfect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

I'm banned apparently 🤣

The id fuck you but thread has ended up in some very variable orgy 🤣🤣

Busy at a private orgy this weekend

I prefer 1-1s im greedy Never said it wasn't on my own

He doesnt know what an orgy is I don't doubt I will by the morning!

They are overrated

We dont do 1:1

I would love to but your

Mrs boobs are to perfect. "

I cant stop looking at your boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

I'm banned apparently 🤣

The id fuck you but thread has ended up in some very variable orgy 🤣🤣

Busy at a private orgy this weekend

I prefer 1-1s im greedy Never said it wasn't on my own

He doesnt know what an orgy is I don't doubt I will by the morning!

They are overrated

We dont do 1:1

I would love to but your

Mrs boobs are to perfect. "

Perfection scares him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

I'm banned apparently 🤣

The id fuck you but thread has ended up in some very variable orgy 🤣🤣

Busy at a private orgy this weekend

I prefer 1-1s im greedy Never said it wasn't on my own

He doesnt know what an orgy is I don't doubt I will by the morning!

They are overrated

We dont do 1:1

I would love to but your

Mrs boobs are to perfect.

Perfection scares him"

My timing is off 😅

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
over a year ago

Your to do list


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

I'm banned apparently 🤣

The id fuck you but thread has ended up in some very variable orgy 🤣🤣

Busy at a private orgy this weekend

I prefer 1-1s im greedy Never said it wasn't on my own

He doesnt know what an orgy is I don't doubt I will by the morning!

They are overrated

We dont do 1:1

I would love to but your

Mrs boobs are to perfect.

Perfection scares him

My timing is off 😅"

Youre not speedy enough

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

It's too hot to fuck 🥵

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By *onjoliveMan
over a year ago

South Coast


"It's too hot to fuck 🥵"

Now I know that’s a lie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's too hot to fuck 🥵

Now I know that’s a lie "

He doesnt think its too hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's too hot to fuck 🥵"

I'm nowhere near

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby


"It's too hot to fuck 🥵

I'm nowhere near "

My penis is made of ice. Thighs needs it more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's too hot to fuck 🥵

I'm nowhere near My penis is made of ice. Thighs needs it more"

I need your tongue first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

I'm banned apparently 🤣

The id fuck you but thread has ended up in some very variable orgy 🤣🤣

Busy at a private orgy this weekend

I prefer 1-1s im greedy Never said it wasn't on my own

He doesnt know what an orgy is I don't doubt I will by the morning!

They are overrated

We dont do 1:1

I would love to but your

Mrs boobs are to perfect.

Perfection scares him

My timing is off 😅

Youre not speedy enough"

Oi 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

I'm banned apparently 🤣

The id fuck you but thread has ended up in some very variable orgy 🤣🤣

Busy at a private orgy this weekend

I prefer 1-1s im greedy Never said it wasn't on my own

He doesnt know what an orgy is I don't doubt I will by the morning!

They are overrated

We dont do 1:1

I would love to but your

Mrs boobs are to perfect.

Perfection scares him

My timing is off 😅

Youre not speedy enough

Oi 🤣🤣"

He cant play the game properly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

I'm banned apparently 🤣

The id fuck you but thread has ended up in some very variable orgy 🤣🤣

Busy at a private orgy this weekend

I prefer 1-1s im greedy Never said it wasn't on my own

He doesnt know what an orgy is I don't doubt I will by the morning!

They are overrated

We dont do 1:1

I would love to but your

Mrs boobs are to perfect.

Perfection scares him

My timing is off 😅

Youre not speedy enough

Oi 🤣🤣

He cant play the game properly!"

I'm too slow remember

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
over a year ago

Your to do list


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

I'm banned apparently 🤣

The id fuck you but thread has ended up in some very variable orgy 🤣🤣

Busy at a private orgy this weekend

I prefer 1-1s im greedy Never said it wasn't on my own

He doesnt know what an orgy is I don't doubt I will by the morning!

They are overrated

We dont do 1:1

I would love to but your

Mrs boobs are to perfect.

Perfection scares him

My timing is off 😅

Youre not speedy enough

Oi 🤣🤣

He cant play the game properly!

I'm too slow remember "

Just dont want to

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By *ereFlix75Man
over a year ago

Hitchin


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

I'm banned apparently 🤣

The id fuck you but thread has ended up in some very variable orgy 🤣🤣

Busy at a private orgy this weekend

I prefer 1-1s im greedy Never said it wasn't on my own

He doesnt know what an orgy is I don't doubt I will by the morning!

They are overrated

We dont do 1:1

I would love to but your

Mrs boobs are to perfect.

Perfection scares him

My timing is off 😅

Youre not speedy enough

Oi 🤣🤣

He cant play the game properly!

I'm too slow remember "

you'd moan too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shes got a cob on

Hes just too suave for me

She constantly outsmarts me

I need to leave you wanting more 😉

You need a break from it 😎

But, but... no. I'd fuck you.

I'm confused

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’s fucking who now OP? 🤣

I have no idea i think alice is fucking dissolved right now that must be why there both quiet 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ooooffttt 😈

It's scorching

It is for dissolved orders 🤣🤣🤣

I'm banned apparently 🤣

The id fuck you but thread has ended up in some very variable orgy 🤣🤣

Busy at a private orgy this weekend

I prefer 1-1s im greedy Never said it wasn't on my own

He doesnt know what an orgy is I don't doubt I will by the morning!

They are overrated

We dont do 1:1

I would love to but your

Mrs boobs are to perfect.

Perfection scares him

My timing is off 😅

Youre not speedy enough

Oi 🤣🤣

He cant play the game properly!

I'm too slow remember

you'd moan too much"

He doesnt like moaners

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

She's too good for me.

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By *infullyObedientWoman
over a year ago

Woodley

Hes too ripped for me with his 6 pack

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby

Those boobs need staring at a bit more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those boobs need staring at a bit more"

You missed your chance, I’m busy with sinfully

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By *infullyObedientWoman
over a year ago

Woodley

Hes too mesmerised by my boobs.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping


"Hes too mesmerised by my boobs. "

Im busy kissing the back of her legs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/06/25 23:01:42]

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northwest


"Hes too mesmerised by my boobs. "

I’m too mesmerised by her boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 20/06/25 23:01:42]"

Im way too warm

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By *infullyObedientWoman
over a year ago

Woodley


"[Removed by poster at 20/06/25 23:01:42]

Im way too warm"

Im already having a 3some with chunky and dissolved

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby


"[Removed by poster at 20/06/25 23:01:42]

Im way too warm"

but I've just finished making an iced tongue 👅

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 20/06/25 23:01:42]

Im way too warmbut I've just finished making an iced tongue 👅 "

Id use his iced tongue first 🥵

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby


"[Removed by poster at 20/06/25 23:01:42]

Im way too warm

Im already having a 3some with chunky and dissolved "

she's busy

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby


"[Removed by poster at 20/06/25 23:01:42]

Im way too warmbut I've just finished making an iced tongue 👅

Id use his iced tongue first 🥵"

best I make a few

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 20/06/25 23:01:42]

Im way too warmbut I've just finished making an iced tongue 👅

Id use his iced tongue first 🥵best I make a few "

Hes too busy licking me

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby


"[Removed by poster at 20/06/25 23:01:42]

Im way too warmbut I've just finished making an iced tongue 👅

Id use his iced tongue first 🥵best I make a few

Hes too busy licking me "

ice ice baby

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By *ondiego85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

He likes horrid rap music from the 90s

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He likes horrid rap music from the 90s"

Your too busy 69ing

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping


"He likes horrid rap music from the 90s

Your too busy 69ing "

She prefers a 68.

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby

He didn't think i was worth one (this statement has different layers )

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By *IXEN200Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne


"He didn't think i was worth one (this statement has different layers )"

I think you're worth one.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He didn't think i was worth one (this statement has different layers )

I think you're worth one..... "

Its past my bedtime

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

Ive just tucked her into bed.

She's so cute when she's sleeping.

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby

That's what got Prince Charming in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its too hot for a hot fuck

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby


"Its too hot for a hot fuck "
I'm too hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too hot and sticky

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By *amuelsquestMan
over a year ago

Sutton at hone

I’m licking my wounds

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By *infullyObedientWoman
over a year ago

Woodley

I havent had enough coffee yet

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By *ubikslongswordMan
over a year ago

Rubiksville


"I havent had enough coffee yet"

I'm putting the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I havent had enough coffee yet"

She's not awake enough yet

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

The second hand recliner I bought has had a malfunction and I'm sort of stuck.....

HELP!!!!

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By *rikki1967ukMan
over a year ago

peterborough

My cock is feeling the heat

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
over a year ago

North West

His cock is too hot

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill


"His cock is too hot "

You'd tell tails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His cock is too hot

You'd tell tails"

He has trust issues

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby


"His cock is too hot

You'd tell tails

He has trust issues "

I'm not on the mood for penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm eating my breakfast

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By *infullyObedientWoman
over a year ago

Woodley

Hes already eating something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hes already eating something "

Its too hot

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By *i ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

lady would want to fuck you first

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby

I'm straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm straight "

Your straight

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby

I prefer my penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm straight

Your straight"

Im straight nice to meet you

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby


"I'm straight

Your straight

Im straight nice to meet you"

we need to 69 the fuck out of each other first

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By *cottishdoggerMan
over a year ago

central


"I'm straight

Your straight

Im straight nice to meet you we need to 69 the fuck out of each other first"

id be too small

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby


"I'm straight

Your straight

Im straight nice to meet you we need to 69 the fuck out of each other firstid be too small "

you're too penisy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i’m also straight 👋

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby


"i’m also straight 👋"
he lied on his cv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He likes em big and im average

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By *rown.studMan
over a year ago

Eccles

Sorting my house out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cutting the grass sorry

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By *armite 500Man
over a year ago

Darlington


"Sorting my house out"

Not my type sorry

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

Painting my nails

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

My timing is shit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a touch hungover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a touch hungover"

His performance might suffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a touch hungover

His performance might suffer"

Speed you were going you might be gone in 60 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a touch hungover

His performance might suffer

Speed you were going you might be gone in 60 seconds"

Can't handle speed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a touch hungover

His performance might suffer

Speed you were going you might be gone in 60 seconds

Can't handle speed "

Id rather take my time 👅

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a touch hungover

His performance might suffer

Speed you were going you might be gone in 60 seconds

Can't handle speed

Id rather take my time 👅"

She prefers sloths

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By *rown.studMan
over a year ago

Eccles


"I'm a touch hungover

His performance might suffer

Speed you were going you might be gone in 60 seconds

Can't handle speed

Id rather take my time 👅

She prefers sloths "

He can’t take time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a touch hungover

His performance might suffer

Speed you were going you might be gone in 60 seconds

Can't handle speed

Id rather take my time 👅

She prefers sloths

He can’t take time "

He never lets the towel go

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By *rown.studMan
over a year ago

Eccles


"I'm a touch hungover

His performance might suffer

Speed you were going you might be gone in 60 seconds

Can't handle speed

Id rather take my time 👅

She prefers sloths

He can’t take time

He never lets the towel go "

She never asks for it nicely

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby

He doesn't like a bad girl

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Im saving my fuck for later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im saving my fuck for later"

She's too busy

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"Im saving my fuck for later

She's too busy"

She tired and off for a nap

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby


"Im saving my fuck for later

She's too busy

She tired and off for a nap"

she's been shagging all night already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im saving my fuck for later

She's too busy

She tired and off for a nap she's been shagging all night already"

I don't reach the height restrictions for the ride

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
over a year ago

Nearby


"Im saving my fuck for later

She's too busy

She tired and off for a nap she's been shagging all night already

I don't reach the height restrictions for the ride"

you dont reach the width restrictions either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im saving my fuck for later

She's too busy

She tired and off for a nap she's been shagging all night already

I don't reach the height restrictions for the rideyou dont reach the width restrictions either"

I’m baking a cake, it requires concentration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im saving my fuck for later

She's too busy

She tired and off for a nap she's been shagging all night already

I don't reach the height restrictions for the rideyou dont reach the width restrictions either

I’m baking a cake, it requires concentration. "

I’m eating the said cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im saving my fuck for later

She's too busy

She tired and off for a nap she's been shagging all night already

I don't reach the height restrictions for the rideyou dont reach the width restrictions either

I’m baking a cake, it requires concentration. "

Shes baking a cake and i brought my own slice

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By *xstaceyxxTV/TS
over a year ago

longeaton,ng10

Who's inviting who on here.

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