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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton

Speedy is a sloth 🦥 goooooo

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By *j1981Man
6 weeks ago

cork

I'd cum to quick

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'd cum to quick"

There would be no point

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"I'd cum to quick

There would be no point "

She doesn't like seconds

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By *j1981Man
6 weeks ago

cork


"I'd cum to quick

There would be no point "

2nd round tho i'd last and last

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'd cum to quick

There would be no point

2nd round tho i'd last and last "

he makes promises he cant keep

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

She thinks she can flutter her eyelids and get what she wants

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"She thinks she can flutter her eyelids and get what she wants "

He thinks i cant

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By *ocksareoffMan
6 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"She thinks she can flutter her eyelids and get what she wants

He thinks i cant "

I'm trying to educate myself by reading a dictionary.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"She thinks she can flutter her eyelids and get what she wants

He thinks i cant

I'm trying to educate myself by reading a dictionary. "

Hes too commited to the cause

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By *utofthebluexxxWoman
6 weeks ago

London


"She thinks she can flutter her eyelids and get what she wants

He thinks i cant

I'm trying to educate myself by reading a dictionary. "

He was reading a dictionary

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

She hasn't started her purely sausage diet yet

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By *ocksareoffMan
6 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"She hasn't started her purely sausage diet yet"

My diary is full

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"She hasn't started her purely sausage diet yet

My diary is full"

Im on a sausage only diet and i fear his isnt pure pork

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"She hasn't started her purely sausage diet yet

My diary is full

Im on a sausage only diet and i fear his isnt pure pork"

We own the same short tartan skirt. Awkward...

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"She hasn't started her purely sausage diet yet

My diary is full

Im on a sausage only diet and i fear his isnt pure pork

We own the same short tartan skirt. Awkward...

"

Now I don't know who I was shagging

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By *ocksareoffMan
6 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"[Removed by poster at 18/06/25 23:10:24]"

He doesnt know what to say must have messed up his grammar again

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By *ocksareoffMan
6 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"She hasn't started her purely sausage diet yet

My diary is full

Im on a sausage only diet and i fear his isnt pure pork

We own the same short tartan skirt. Awkward...

Now I don't know who I was shagging"

Doesnt know if he's coming or going.

#tag is 100% made of Lincolnshire yeller belly

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"She hasn't started her purely sausage diet yet

My diary is full

Im on a sausage only diet and i fear his isnt pure pork

We own the same short tartan skirt. Awkward...

Now I don't know who I was shagging"

Oh no... you wear a tie.

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By *ripfillMan
6 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

But we are in Lidl by the cold cabinets

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By *ocksareoffMan
6 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


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He doesnt know what to say must have messed up his grammar again "

Yeup, your right I've gone to pot tonight 😵‍💫

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"But we are in Lidl by the cold cabinets "

Its too cold to take my knickers off

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"But we are in Lidl by the cold cabinets

Its too cold to take my knickers off"

Your knicker aren't nice (see previous post) and we haven't gone shopping for some nicer ones yet (also see previous post...)

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Her fanny hair well keep her warm

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By *ack 55530Man
6 weeks ago

cardiff


"But we are in Lidl by the cold cabinets

Its too cold to take my knickers off

Your knicker aren't nice (see previous post) and we haven't gone shopping for some nicer ones yet (also see previous post...)

"

She hides then with cats protecting

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By *de81Man
6 weeks ago

Hitchin

The disabled toilets in lidl are already occupied and it's too cold to take your knickers off

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"The disabled toilets in lidl are already occupied and it's too cold to take your knickers off "
he doesn't take advantage of the middle aisle

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton

Id take advantage of his middle aisle

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Knows I'm fast at the checkout

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By *de81Man
6 weeks ago

Hitchin

Ooooh look! A welder for £10!

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Ooooh look! A welder for £10!"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

You enjoy a man who doesn't spend all his money on his tool

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Ooooh look! A welder for £10!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Oooh. A woman in a welding mask...

Oops, my bad, this is "I'd fuck you, but..." isn't it?

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By *de81Man
6 weeks ago

Hitchin

A woman who knows how to use a tool isn't a but in my book...

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"A woman who knows how to use a tool isn't a but in my book..."

Id use your tool instead

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"A woman who knows how to use a tool isn't a but in my book...

Id use your tool instead "

You got a license for that thing?

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By *de81Man
6 weeks ago

Hitchin

I only use it in international waters

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By *hubster2016Man
6 weeks ago

Taunton

Mines that tool no one ever uses!

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

You're tool is suspiciously preserved

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Mines that tool no one ever uses! "

Considering this is "I'd fuck you but", then... because your tool isn't well used?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Mines that tool no one ever uses!

Considering this is "I'd fuck you but", then... because your tool isn't well used? "

Because you said my knickers are horrible

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By *de81Man
6 weeks ago

Hitchin

You'll have to wait, my tongue is busy right now...

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By *heVikingJarlMan
6 weeks ago

behind you

I want to use my hands first

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Mines that tool no one ever uses!

Considering this is "I'd fuck you but", then... because your tool isn't well used?

Because you said my knickers are horrible "

Lol, you started it!

Ok then... because you'd look better in my knickers than me...

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Mines that tool no one ever uses!

Considering this is "I'd fuck you but", then... because your tool isn't well used?

Because you said my knickers are horrible

Lol, you started it!

Ok then... because you'd look better in my knickers than me...

"

Haha i know i did 😘

Because we debate too much about knickees

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By *hubster2016Man
6 weeks ago

Taunton


"Mines that tool no one ever uses!

Considering this is "I'd fuck you but", then... because your tool isn't well used?

Because you said my knickers are horrible "

No I said your knickers are hard to remove

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Struggles to take my knickers off

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Struggles to take my knickers off"

Never has any on

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By *isterBlondMan
6 weeks ago

weston

You’d try to drown me

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"You’d try to drown me"

But youd die happy

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By *rSuave88Man
6 weeks ago

Mirfield


"You’d try to drown me

But youd die happy "

Youd rather cuddle me

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"You’d try to drown me

But youd die happy

Youd rather cuddle me"

id rather cuddle you .... first

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By *eviant KnightMan
6 weeks ago

Norton

I might faint at your beauty

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"You’d try to drown me

But youd die happy

Youd rather cuddle me

id rather cuddle you .... first"

I'd rather buy you a cornetto. Just one

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"I might faint at your beauty"

Your tinsel tail would tickle me

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"You’d try to drown me

But youd die happy

Youd rather cuddle me

id rather cuddle you .... firstI'd rather buy you a cornetto. Just one"

Id rather a twister

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By *eviant KnightMan
6 weeks ago

Norton


"I might faint at your beauty

Your tinsel tail would tickle me "

So would my beard between your thighs

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"I might faint at your beauty

Your tinsel tail would tickle me

So would my beard between your thighs"

Your a big tickler

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

You're a big thickler

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"You're a big thickler"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😏😏

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby

Your willy is always out

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By *heVikingJarlMan
6 weeks ago

behind you

You'll make me cry

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

I've run out of tissues

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By *heVikingJarlMan
6 weeks ago

behind you

I've just finished

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"I've just finished "

ive just started

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

You've not cum yet

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By *hyguyvanilla1978Man
6 weeks ago

Northampton


"I've just finished

ive just started "

Watching a film

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I've just finished

ive just started "

I’m already tired

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

He's seeing someone else

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By *ea monkeyMan
6 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"He's seeing someone else"

He like them big but I’m slim and average

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"He's seeing someone else

He like them big but I’m slim and average "

Not into ☕️🐒

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By *ea monkeyMan
6 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"He's seeing someone else

He like them big but I’m slim and average

Not into ☕️🐒"

He’s fucking mental

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"He's seeing someone else

He like them big but I’m slim and average

Not into ☕️🐒

He’s fucking mental "

He thinks I’m mental

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"He's seeing someone else

He like them big but I’m slim and average

Not into ☕️🐒

He’s fucking mental

He thinks I’m mental"

He thinks hes not mental, not enough insight for me 👅

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By *de81Man
6 weeks ago

Hitchin

I'm waiting for my invitation to

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby

Don’t know who’s towel gonna drop first

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

Too much towel shenanigans 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ocksareoffMan
6 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

User currently unavailable.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Not my kind of fuck

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
6 weeks ago

Up North

I’ve just applied the factor 50 and it needs to soak in

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By *ocksareoffMan
6 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I'm currently polishing my helmet

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
6 weeks ago

Up North


"I'm currently polishing my helmet "

Sounds like you’ve got it covered

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

My helmet is shiny enough

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"My helmet is shiny enough "

I prefer hard hats

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By *eeper ThanMan
6 weeks ago

Dartford

I guess use his helmet as a mirror

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"I guess use his helmet as a mirror"

Tell him i like it _eeper than..

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By *eeper ThanMan
6 weeks ago

Dartford

Question weather she means _eeper than I can give her ha

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By *FGIHMan
6 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"I guess use his helmet as a mirror

Tell him i like it _eeper than.."

Am in need of a pint so off to the pub

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By *de81Man
6 weeks ago

Hitchin

33 deg in my office today, sweaty enough already!

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"33 deg in my office today, sweaty enough already!"

He doesnt want to get any sweatier

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By *arparkquickyMan
6 weeks ago

Harpenden

My dick wouldn’t reach to Stockton. My tongue might though.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
6 weeks ago

Next Door

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
6 weeks ago

Next Door

I dont do carpraks or quickies

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By *de81Man
6 weeks ago

Hitchin

Spoiled for choice on where to start, thighs or face

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford

He's indecisive

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"He's indecisive "

I cant decide

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By *rSuave88Man
6 weeks ago

Mirfield

Id be waiting forever

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
6 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"He's indecisive

I cant decide "

You don't meet couples

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"He's indecisive

I cant decide

You don't meet couples "

I don't like pineapples

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"He's indecisive

I cant decide

You don't meet couples

I don't like pineapples "

I like pineapples

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"He's indecisive

I cant decide

You don't meet couples

I don't like pineapples "

I'll take your place.

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"He's indecisive

I cant decide

You don't meet couples

I don't like pineapples

I like pineapples "

You have bad taste

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By *de81Man
6 weeks ago

Hitchin

I thought you didn't like ananas

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

I've overdone it with my strategic wank

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"I've overdone it with my strategic wank"

He's all wanked out

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I've overdone it with my strategic wank

He's all wanked out"

He’s after his spunk

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"I've overdone it with my strategic wank

He's all wanked out

He’s after his spunk"

I'm allergic to spunk

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"I've overdone it with my strategic wank

He's all wanked out

He’s after his spunk

I'm allergic to spunk"

Hes allergic to cum

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
6 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

He doesn't know where to find you in Stockton 😉

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"He doesn't know where to find you in Stockton 😉"

Im too old.

Damn and double damb.

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By *ocksareoffMan
6 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"He doesn't know where to find you in Stockton 😉

Im too old.

Damn and double damb. "

I would but his head is buried in his copy of a road atlas.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"He doesn't know where to find you in Stockton 😉

Im too old.

Damn and double damb.

I would but his head is buried in his copy of a road atlas. "

I would but his head is buried in my sock drawer

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By *eeper ThanMan
6 weeks ago

Dartford

I would but while the underwear draw is open I’ll see what your working with

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By *ocksareoffMan
6 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"He doesn't know where to find you in Stockton 😉

Im too old.

Damn and double damb.

I would but his head is buried in his copy of a road atlas.

I would but his head is buried in my sock drawer"

Got my head stuck in the wrong drawers..

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By *ack 55530Man
6 weeks ago

cardiff


"He doesn't know where to find you in Stockton 😉

Im too old.

Damn and double damb.

I would but his head is buried in his copy of a road atlas.

I would but his head is buried in my sock drawer

Got my head stuck in the wrong drawers..

"

There’s nothing there, I have taken it all

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"He doesn't know where to find you in Stockton 😉

Im too old.

Damn and double damb.

I would but his head is buried in his copy of a road atlas.

I would but his head is buried in my sock drawer

Got my head stuck in the wrong drawers..

There’s nothing there, I have taken it all"

I have no drawers im naked

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham


"He doesn't know where to find you in Stockton 😉

Im too old.

Damn and double damb.

I would but his head is buried in his copy of a road atlas.

I would but his head is buried in my sock drawer

Got my head stuck in the wrong drawers..

There’s nothing there, I have taken it all

I have no drawers im naked "

She won't let me dagger😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Im in the bad books.

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"Im in the bad books. "

He's too bad

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

He might get too sweaty and my bed took a hammering last night

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"He might get too sweaty and my bed took a hammering last night "

His bed needs changing

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"He might get too sweaty and my bed took a hammering last night "

Hes already had a hammering last night

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"He might get too sweaty and my bed took a hammering last night

Hes already had a hammering last night "

she still hasn't forgiven me for breaking the bed last night

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
6 weeks ago

Up North


"He might get too sweaty and my bed took a hammering last night

Hes already had a hammering last night she still hasn't forgiven me for breaking the bed last night"

You sound like a liability 😝

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking


"He might get too sweaty and my bed took a hammering last night

Hes already had a hammering last night she still hasn't forgiven me for breaking the bed last night

You sound like a liability 😝"

You have been banned too many times from Forums (joke) 😂

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
6 weeks ago

Up North


"He might get too sweaty and my bed took a hammering last night

Hes already had a hammering last night she still hasn't forgiven me for breaking the bed last night

You sound like a liability 😝

You have been banned too many times from Forums (joke) 😂"

I don’t get your jokes 😝

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking


"He might get too sweaty and my bed took a hammering last night

Hes already had a hammering last night she still hasn't forgiven me for breaking the bed last night

You sound like a liability 😝

You have been banned too many times from Forums (joke) 😂

I don’t get your jokes 😝"

My jokes are banned 🤣

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

You are still on a ban😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"You are still on a ban😎😎😎😎😎"

Everyones banned

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham


"You are still on a ban😎😎😎😎😎

Everyones banned"

I'm only banned from daggering you😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"You are still on a ban😎😎😎😎😎

Everyones banned

I'm only banned from daggering you😎😎😎😎😎"

you also banned from wanking into people's coffee

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"You are still on a ban😎😎😎😎😎

Everyones banned"

That’s why I couldn’t message for that long 🤔

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"You are still on a ban😎😎😎😎😎

Everyones banned

That’s why I couldn’t message for that long 🤔"

I'm too busy sweating

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By *ondiego85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

I’m having a shower. It’s too hot!

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By *r Bond.Man
6 weeks ago

Moving Around the Midlands

Yeah not in this heat

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford

I'm eating ice cream

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By *armite 500Man
6 weeks ago

Darlington


"I'm eating ice cream "

I’m pulling s out in the garden

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
6 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"I'm eating ice cream

I’m pulling s out in the garden "

Its too hot!

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By *eardedguy83Man
6 weeks ago

Worcestershire


"I'm eating ice cream

I’m pulling s out in the garden

Its too hot!"

It would get hotter!

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I'm eating ice cream

I’m pulling s out in the garden

Its too hot!

It would get hotter!"

I’ll bring the ice packs

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I'm eating ice cream

I’m pulling s out in the garden

Its too hot!"

Her strapon isn’t coming near me

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"I'm eating ice cream

I’m pulling s out in the garden

Its too hot!

It would get hotter!"

I would combust

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By *ea monkeyMan
6 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I'm eating ice cream

I’m pulling s out in the garden

Its too hot!

It would get hotter!

I would combust "

He’s too fast

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

But I repeat quickly

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
6 weeks ago

Up North


"But I repeat quickly"

You’re a pain in the arse

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"But I repeat quickly

You’re a pain in the arse"

but you don't do anal

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"But I repeat quickly

You’re a pain in the arse"

I don't have any lube.

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"But I repeat quickly

You’re a pain in the arse

I don't have any lube. "

He didn't come prepared

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"But I repeat quickly

You’re a pain in the arse

I don't have any lube.

He didn't come prepared "

he didn't prepare to cum

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"But I repeat quickly

You’re a pain in the arse

I don't have any lube.

He didn't come prepared he didn't prepare to cum"

I'm all out of cum

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

He ran out if cum too quickly😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"He ran out if cum too quickly😎😎😎😎😎"
he ran out before I could cum

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"He ran out if cum too quickly😎😎😎😎😎 he ran out before I could cum"

I'm too quick for him

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
6 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"He ran out if cum too quickly😎😎😎😎😎 he ran out before I could cum

I'm too quick for him"

Your just to fast 🤷

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By *armite 500Man
6 weeks ago

Darlington


"He ran out if cum too quickly😎😎😎😎😎 he ran out before I could cum

I'm too quick for him

Your just to fast 🤷"

I can’t be bothered 🤣

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"He ran out if cum too quickly😎😎😎😎😎 he ran out before I could cum

I'm too quick for him

Your just to fast 🤷

I can’t be bothered 🤣"

Im too hot and not as obsessed with cum as the others

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"He ran out if cum too quickly😎😎😎😎😎 he ran out before I could cum

I'm too quick for him

Your just to fast 🤷

I can’t be bothered 🤣

Im too hot and not as obsessed with cum as the others "

She's hot and not in the mood

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By *uno321Man
6 weeks ago

hammersmith

I'm too lazy

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
6 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"I'm too lazy "

You're too lazy

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By *att71Man
6 weeks ago

RWB

its too hot

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"its too hot "

We're all too 🔥

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"its too hot

We're all too 🔥 "

You love talking about spunk

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"its too hot

We're all too 🔥

You love talking about spunk"

She thinks I like men

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By *ack 55530Man
6 weeks ago

cardiff


"its too hot

We're all too 🔥

You love talking about spunk

She thinks I like men"

She talks a lot

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By *eardedguy83Man
6 weeks ago

Worcestershire


"its too hot

We're all too 🔥

You love talking about spunk

She thinks I like men

She talks a lot"

Love a lady who has a lot to say

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West


"its too hot

We're all too 🔥

You love talking about spunk

She thinks I like men

She talks a lot

Love a lady who has a lot to say"

I prefer black boxers/briefs

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
6 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"its too hot

We're all too 🔥

You love talking about spunk

She thinks I like men

She talks a lot

Love a lady who has a lot to say

I prefer black boxers/briefs "

You're too far away

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"its too hot

We're all too 🔥

You love talking about spunk

She thinks I like men

She talks a lot

Love a lady who has a lot to say

I prefer black boxers/briefs "

Doesn't think she'll appreciate my Christmas thong

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"its too hot

We're all too 🔥

You love talking about spunk

She thinks I like men

She talks a lot

Love a lady who has a lot to say

I prefer black boxers/briefs Doesn't think she'll appreciate my Christmas thong "

Its so warm id just lay there

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By *armite 500Man
6 weeks ago

Darlington


"its too hot

We're all too 🔥

You love talking about spunk

She thinks I like men

She talks a lot

Love a lady who has a lot to say

I prefer black boxers/briefs Doesn't think she'll appreciate my Christmas thong

Its so warm id just lay there "

She’s lazy

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By *imale46ukMan
6 weeks ago

chesterfield derbyshire

Hello you can fuck me if live in derbyshire will swallow your load

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"its too hot

We're all too 🔥

You love talking about spunk

She thinks I like men

She talks a lot

Love a lady who has a lot to say

I prefer black boxers/briefs Doesn't think she'll appreciate my Christmas thong

Its so warm id just lay there

She’s lazy "

So is his tongue

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
6 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"its too hot

We're all too 🔥

You love talking about spunk

She thinks I like men

She talks a lot

Love a lady who has a lot to say

I prefer black boxers/briefs Doesn't think she'll appreciate my Christmas thong

Its so warm id just lay there

She’s lazy "

Can't be bothered 😅

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