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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton

Lets gooooo

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By *rown.studMan
5 weeks ago

Thornaby

At work

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By *ornyone30Man
5 weeks ago

ABERDEEN


"Lets gooooo"

You're too far away

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By *ack 55530Man
5 weeks ago

cardiff


"At work "

Boss will find out

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"At work

Boss will find out "

Hes scared of his boss

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By *igboobstCouple
5 weeks ago

barrow

You don't know where we live

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By *od ThrusterMan
5 weeks ago

Newport Pagnell

I got a puncture on the way

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By *ack 55530Man
5 weeks ago

cardiff

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By *ack 55530Man
5 weeks ago

cardiff


"At work

Boss will find out

Hes scared of his boss"

What if she’s the boss

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By *attooboy100Man
5 weeks ago

Sedgley


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Even better 😈

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By *rown.studMan
5 weeks ago

Thornaby

The chest tattoo scares me

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 weeks ago

Herts

He keeps his socks on

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By *ack 55530Man
5 weeks ago

cardiff

His dog keeps barking

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"His dog keeps barking "

He keeps moaning

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By *rown.studMan
5 weeks ago

Thornaby


"His dog keeps barking

He keeps moaning "

She get too much attention

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"His dog keeps barking

He keeps moaning

She get too much attention "

He doesnt like attention

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By *rown.studMan
5 weeks ago

Thornaby


"His dog keeps barking

He keeps moaning

She get too much attention

He doesnt like attention "

She’s way out of my League 🥲

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By *eardedguy83Man
5 weeks ago

Worcestershire


"His dog keeps barking

He keeps moaning

She get too much attention

He doesnt like attention

She’s way out of my League 🥲"

And mine…sadly

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"His dog keeps barking

He keeps moaning

She get too much attention

He doesnt like attention

She’s way out of my League 🥲

And mine…sadly "

Your silly

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By *igboobstCouple
5 weeks ago

barrow

Your straight

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By *mmarMan
5 weeks ago

Nottingham

If need a bigger dick to play with those tits!

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"If need a bigger dick to play with those tits!"

He thinks he needs a big dick to play with tits

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Can seem to find my glasses

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By *rown.studMan
5 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Can seem to find my glasses "

He’s straight

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Can seem to find my glasses "

You like to tell me my tits are shit

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By *oelDorianMan
5 weeks ago

vanaheim

Because you wouldn’t like my tattoos

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By *ike12thMan
5 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I'm not gay

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By *quirrel!Man
5 weeks ago

L


"Lets gooooo"

but you’re to eager! 🙄

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Lets gooooo

but you’re to eager! 🙄"

He doesnt like eagerness

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By *verageHoesCouple
5 weeks ago

Leeds

A parrot bit me at the weekend and that's all I can focus on right now.

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By *quirrel!Man
5 weeks ago

L


"Lets gooooo

but you’re to eager! 🙄

He doesnt like eagerness "

I’ve had coffee - I’m good now! Let’s gooooooo! ☕️🤣

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By *uninplymouthMan
5 weeks ago

Plymouth

Im busy seeing how many grains or rice are in a pack

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By *ondiego85Man
5 weeks ago

nottingham

I am having a nap now. With wet dreams

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By *fffunCouple
5 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

I'm too busy 'wfh' .. And I dnt mean 'working' 😉

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By *ingh89Man
5 weeks ago

Birmingham

I would be too nervous through have little experience with women 😬

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By *hrills and adventureMan
5 weeks ago

Winchester

It's just too hot right now.

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By *r Bond.Man
5 weeks ago

Moving Around the Midlands

I’m cutting my toenails

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By *illDoXXXMan
5 weeks ago

Preston

I’m wanking over fabbers !

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
5 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

I've just had my lunch.

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By *illDoXXXMan
5 weeks ago

Preston


"I'm too busy 'wfh' .. And I dnt mean 'working' 😉 "
you too eh

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 weeks ago

Herts

He's already had a wank

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
5 weeks ago

Basingstoke


"He's already had a wank"

I'd disappoint...

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By *ack 55530Man
5 weeks ago

cardiff

I go full super Saiyan

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
5 weeks ago

Prestwich

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
5 weeks ago

Prestwich

But I can only cum from a rusty trombone

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By *lark_KentMan
5 weeks ago

here and there

Your too far away 😪

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By *ocksareoffMan
5 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Im ironing my cape instead.

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By *picy2Couple
5 weeks ago

essex

But I need it bare

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By *armite 500Man
5 weeks ago

Darlington


"But I need it bare "

It’s to hot

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By *rown.studMan
5 weeks ago

Thornaby

He won’t be into me

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"He won’t be into me"

He wants him to be in him oops i mean into him

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By *nterblueMan
5 weeks ago

manchester


"He won’t be into me

He wants him to be in him oops i mean into him"

She has an Inception obsession.

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford

I'm too busy in the shower

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"He won’t be into me

He wants him to be in him oops i mean into him

She has an Inception obsession."

Im into red

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"He won’t be into me

He wants him to be in him oops i mean into him

She has an Inception obsession.

Im into red"

I prefer blue

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By *rown.studMan
5 weeks ago

Thornaby


"He won’t be into me

He wants him to be in him oops i mean into him

She has an Inception obsession.

Im into red

I prefer blue"

I prefer Thickthighs

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"He won’t be into me

He wants him to be in him oops i mean into him

She has an Inception obsession.

Im into red

I prefer blue

I prefer Thickthighs"

My thighs aren't thick enough

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By *ondiego85Man
5 weeks ago

nottingham

I prefer my own thighs

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"I prefer my own thighs "

He cant handle my thighs

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By *ay6eeMan
5 weeks ago

South Wales

Childcare 🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Childcare 🤦🏻‍♂️"

Daddy issues

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

My strapon is in the wash

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"My strapon is in the wash "

Full of excuses

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"My strapon is in the wash

Full of excuses "

Hes too harsh

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"My strapon is in the wash

Full of excuses

Hes too harsh"

She can't judge people correctly

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Ok,it's in me

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"Ok,it's in me"

🤣🤣

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By *iddlesticksMan
5 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.

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By *hunky GentMan
5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity. "

You're far to smooth for me.

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.

You're far to smooth for me. "

Too much of a gent

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.

You're far to smooth for me.

Too much of a gent"

Not enough of a gent

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.

You're far to smooth for me.

Too much of a gent

Not enough of a gent "

I'm a perfect gent

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.

You're far to smooth for me.

Too much of a gent

Not enough of a gent

I'm a perfect gent "

Youve changed

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By *orthernMan1991Man
5 weeks ago

Seaburn

You havent

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By *hunky GentMan
5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.

You're far to smooth for me.

Too much of a gent

Not enough of a gent

I'm a perfect gent

Youve changed"

I've been giving him lessons.

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.

You're far to smooth for me.

Too much of a gent

Not enough of a gent

I'm a perfect gent

Youve changed"

I'm confused 😅

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By *iddlesticksMan
5 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.

You're far to smooth for me.

Too much of a gent

Not enough of a gent

I'm a perfect gent

Youve changed"

I always wash my hands when I’ve been to the gents.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.

You're far to smooth for me.

Too much of a gent

Not enough of a gent

I'm a perfect gent

Youve changed

I always wash my hands when I’ve been to the gents. "

Your a proper gent and wouldnt fuck

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By *de81Man
5 weeks ago

Hitchin

...it's beer garden weather

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"...it's beer garden weather"

I'm not on the beer

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By *de81Man
5 weeks ago

Hitchin

I'm sure other drinks are allowed in said garden

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By *ocksareoffMan
5 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I'm off out for a ride instead 🚴

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"I'm sure other drinks are allowed in said garden"

Your too far away

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm off out for a ride instead 🚴"

He prefers riding than being rode

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By *rown.studMan
5 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I'm off out for a ride instead 🚴

He prefers riding than being rode"

She’s a cowgirl and I’m No Horse

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By *hunky GentMan
5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Im saddle sore.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Im saddle sore. "

Hes chafing

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By *hunky GentMan
5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Im saddle sore.

Hes chafing"

Kiss it better then. 😘 😗

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By *iddlesticksMan
5 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.

You're far to smooth for me.

Too much of a gent

Not enough of a gent

I'm a perfect gent

Youve changed

I always wash my hands when I’ve been to the gents.

Your a proper gent and wouldnt fuck with the curtains open and your mum’s book group in the garden drinking tea. "

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.

You're far to smooth for me.

Too much of a gent

Not enough of a gent

I'm a perfect gent

Youve changed

I always wash my hands when I’ve been to the gents.

Your a proper gent and wouldnt fuck with the curtains open and your mum’s book group in the garden drinking tea. "

Hes perving on my mum

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By *rown.studMan
5 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.

You're far to smooth for me.

Too much of a gent

Not enough of a gent

I'm a perfect gent

Youve changed

I always wash my hands when I’ve been to the gents.

Your a proper gent and wouldnt fuck with the curtains open and your mum’s book group in the garden drinking tea.

Hes perving on my mum"

If you look like this Can’t imagine how the maker of you would look like

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 weeks ago

Herts

He's a mother fooker

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"He's a mother fooker "

He doesnt have a penis anymore

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By *hunky GentMan
5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"He's a mother fooker

He doesnt have a penis anymore"

Im too shy to show mine.

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By *iddlesticksMan
5 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’d fuck you but we’ve only just met and I think we should spend some time getting to know each other, holding hands and skipping.

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By *eterandJaneadventuresCouple
5 weeks ago

Sutton

I need to iron my work shirt first

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I need to iron my work shirt first "

Im not into lifeguards

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 weeks ago

Herts


"I need to iron my work shirt first

Im not into lifeguards"

she doesn't like to get wet

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I need to iron my work shirt first

Im not into lifeguards she doesn't like to get wet"

He couldnt make me wet

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By *hunky GentMan
5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I need to iron my work shirt first

Im not into lifeguards she doesn't like to get wet

He couldnt make me wet "

Im still drying myself off from her sitting on my face.

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By *altercCouple
5 weeks ago

london


"I need to iron my work shirt first

Im not into lifeguards she doesn't like to get wet

He couldnt make me wet "

The last guy dried you up

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 weeks ago

Herts


"I need to iron my work shirt first

Im not into lifeguards she doesn't like to get wet

He couldnt make me wet "

she likes my tongue between her legs more

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"I need to iron my work shirt first

Im not into lifeguards she doesn't like to get wet

He couldnt make me wet she likes my tongue between her legs more"

I'm scared his tongue is bigger and better than his cock

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 weeks ago

Herts


"I need to iron my work shirt first

Im not into lifeguards she doesn't like to get wet

He couldnt make me wet she likes my tongue between her legs more

I'm scared his tongue is bigger and better than his cock"

My cock and tongue are from temu

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By *de81Man
5 weeks ago

Hitchin

Yorkshire folk would look at you funny if you told them that

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 weeks ago

Herts

Hitchin is too close to Stevenage

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By *iddlesticksMan
5 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Hitchin is too close to Stevenage "

Stevenage should be spelled Stephenage.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Hitchin is too close to Stevenage

Stevenage should be spelled Stephenage. "

Fiddle sticks should be spelt touch my penis

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By *de81Man
5 weeks ago

Hitchin

I thought it was St Evenage?

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 weeks ago

Herts

He hangs out in the "posh" side

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By *de81Man
5 weeks ago

Hitchin

Hitchin you mean?

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 weeks ago

Herts


"Hitchin you mean? "
Well you do have a chicken george

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By *de81Man
5 weeks ago

Hitchin

There's peckers in stevenage!

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"There's peckers in stevenage!"

You two are having a swordfight

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By *de81Man
5 weeks ago

Hitchin

We were comparing chicken, but now there's a woman in the middle it'd be a spitroast

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"We were comparing chicken, but now there's a woman in the middle it'd be a spitroast "

I like roasts too much to spit on them

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 weeks ago

Herts


"We were comparing chicken, but now there's a woman in the middle it'd be a spitroast

I like roasts too much to spit on them "

but I need to fuck you some more

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By *de81Man
5 weeks ago

Hitchin

Roast or parmo, you can only have one!

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Roast or parmo, you can only have one!"

Parmo!!!

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 weeks ago

Herts


"Roast or parmo, you can only have one!

Parmo!!!"

you're not wearing your Chicken George skin bikini I bought you. And you told me you were finger licking

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Roast or parmo, you can only have one!

Parmo!!!you're not wearing your Chicken George skin bikini I bought you. And you told me you were finger licking"

Your obsessed with chicken george

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By *de81Man
5 weeks ago

Hitchin

In a bun, the breakfast of champions

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"In a bun, the breakfast of champions "

Parmoooooooooooo 🤤🤤🤤

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By *de81Man
5 weeks ago

Hitchin

Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 weeks ago

Herts

Herts isn't the best place to get jiggy

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either "

If you can't do a proper fish and chips I'm out

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 weeks ago

Herts

Won't eat my crispy bits

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By *de81Man
5 weeks ago

Hitchin

Not a southerner pal. Just ended up settling down here

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By *ickdanMan
5 weeks ago

barnoldswick

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By *ere4It3000Couple
5 weeks ago

Belgium

I don’t know where Herts is

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 weeks ago

Herts


"I don’t know where Herts is"
That's probably a good thing

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By *de81Man
5 weeks ago

Hitchin

It’s the bit above london

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either "

Oh really.

Yep we do it best mind 👅

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 weeks ago

Herts


"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either

Oh really.

Yep we do it best mind 👅"

Yes she does, this is true

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
5 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either

Oh really.

Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true"

Im too tired!

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 weeks ago

Herts


"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either

Oh really.

Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true

Im too tired!"

turn over and we'll work on the other side

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By *hunky GentMan
5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either

Oh really.

Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true

Im too tired!"

Ive ran out of snickers.

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either

Oh really.

Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true

Im too tired!"

I'm too distracted

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By *armite 500Man
5 weeks ago

Darlington


"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either

Oh really.

Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true

Im too tired!

I'm too distracted "

The knees don’t do it for me

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By *eordieJeansCouple
5 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I left the iron on.

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either

Oh really.

Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true

Im too tired!

I'm too distracted

The knees don’t do it for me "

Scared of my big knees

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either

Oh really.

Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true

Im too tired!

I'm too distracted

The knees don’t do it for me

Scared of my big knees "

Scared of his big toe

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either

Oh really.

Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true

Im too tired!

I'm too distracted

The knees don’t do it for me

Scared of my big knees

Scared of his big toe "

It may kick you somewhere 🤣

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either

Oh really.

Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true

Im too tired!

I'm too distracted

The knees don’t do it for me

Scared of my big knees

Scared of his big toe

It may kick you somewhere 🤣"

He would rather lick me

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either

Oh really.

Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true

Im too tired!

I'm too distracted

The knees don’t do it for me

Scared of my big knees

Scared of his big toe

It may kick you somewhere 🤣

He would rather lick me"

She's hoping

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either

Oh really.

Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true

Im too tired!

I'm too distracted

The knees don’t do it for me

Scared of my big knees

Scared of his big toe

It may kick you somewhere 🤣

He would rather lick me

She's hoping "

Omg i meant kick 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either

Oh really.

Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true

Im too tired!

I'm too distracted

The knees don’t do it for me

Scared of my big knees

Scared of his big toe

It may kick you somewhere 🤣

He would rather lick me

She's hoping

Omg i meant kick 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Yeah yeah 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either

Oh really.

Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true

Im too tired!

I'm too distracted

The knees don’t do it for me

Scared of my big knees

Scared of his big toe

It may kick you somewhere 🤣

He would rather lick me

She's hoping

Omg i meant kick 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah yeah 🤣🤣"

Ffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either

Oh really.

Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true

Im too tired!

I'm too distracted

The knees don’t do it for me

Scared of my big knees

Scared of his big toe

It may kick you somewhere 🤣

He would rather lick me

She's hoping

Omg i meant kick 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah yeah 🤣🤣

Ffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "

Know your secret desires

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
5 weeks ago

Next Door


"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either

Oh really.

Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true

Im too tired!

I'm too distracted

The knees don’t do it for me

Scared of my big knees

Scared of his big toe

It may kick you somewhere 🤣

He would rather lick me

She's hoping

Omg i meant kick 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah yeah 🤣🤣

Ffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "

Im too hot to fuck anyone currently

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either

Oh really.

Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true

Im too tired!

I'm too distracted

The knees don’t do it for me

Scared of my big knees

Scared of his big toe

It may kick you somewhere 🤣

He would rather lick me

She's hoping

Omg i meant kick 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah yeah 🤣🤣

Ffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Im too hot to fuck anyone currently"

Ice

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By *hunky GentMan
5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

My air con isn't working

Damn.

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"My air con isn't working

Damn. "

🤣🤣 I can help

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
5 weeks ago

belfast

You look like jim reeves

Someone might get it.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"You look like jim reeves

Someone might get it. "

Your too smiley

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
5 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"You look like jim reeves

Someone might get it.

Your too smiley "

Its too hot!

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
5 weeks ago

Altrincham

You're local and I have a professional job

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By *de81Man
5 weeks ago

Hitchin

Could've been worse, could have said Jimmy Saville

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Could've been worse, could have said Jimmy Saville "

You a windup

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By *de81Man
5 weeks ago

Hitchin

Sit on my lap and I'll fix it for you

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 weeks ago

Herts

Now then, now then

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By *eeper ThanMan
5 weeks ago

Dartford

It’s just tooo bloody hot

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 weeks ago

Herts

He needs to stay out of the Hitchin

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By *eeper ThanMan
5 weeks ago

Dartford

Ask them what a hitchin is ?

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By *de81Man
5 weeks ago

Hitchin

Stay there too long and you'll be scratchin

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
5 weeks ago

South Wales

I’m taking a long bath instead xx 😄

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 weeks ago

Herts


"I’m taking a long bath instead xx 😄"
that bum is too fun to look at

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By *ravo12Man
5 weeks ago

Nottingham


"I’m taking a long bath instead xx 😄"

Lives too far away 😢

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By *de81Man
5 weeks ago

Hitchin

Cue the puns from the guys living in Bath...? Come on guys, show us your skills!

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Cue the puns from the guys living in Bath...? Come on guys, show us your skills!"

Makes too many puns

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 weeks ago

Herts


"Cue the puns from the guys living in Bath...? Come on guys, show us your skills!

Makes too many puns "

Well with my face I have to work with my humour

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"Cue the puns from the guys living in Bath...? Come on guys, show us your skills!

Makes too many puns Well with my face I have to work with my humour "

Are we face twins 😂

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By *r Bond.Man
5 weeks ago

Moving Around the Midlands

28

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
5 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"Cue the puns from the guys living in Bath...? Come on guys, show us your skills!

Makes too many puns Well with my face I have to work with my humour

Are we face twins 😂"

You're too speedy

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"Cue the puns from the guys living in Bath...? Come on guys, show us your skills!

Makes too many puns Well with my face I have to work with my humour

Are we face twins 😂

You're too speedy"

Speedy feels sloth like today

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