FabSwingers.com forum: Any other farmers

By *arenter41 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Dartmouth

Any other farmers on here, or people that appreciate them

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By *orayGuy86Man
5 weeks ago

Moray

Absolute and utter respect for any farmers. I'm a gardener so know alot of the amazing stuff they have to do for everyone

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
5 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Following I’d like to meet a farmer & have a ride on his tractor

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By *arenter41 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Dartmouth

"Following I’d like to meet a farmer & have a ride on his tractor

Your more than welcome to

Just message

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By *unning onCouple
5 weeks ago

leatherhead

Nothing like a good ploughing session

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By *alsaman15Man
5 weeks ago

Market Drayton

Farm worker here

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By *ed tractorMan
5 weeks ago

margate

tractor fitter here.

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By *arenter41 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Dartmouth

"Nothing like a good ploughing session

We say if moisture is right drill all night

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By *luebell888Woman
5 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Heard those farmers are dirty devils.

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By *arenter41 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Dartmouth

"Heard those farmers are dirty devils."

Oh we can be

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By *arenter41 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Dartmouth

What other farming puns are there

Always protect your shaft, (pto shaft or maybe cock)

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By *ushrangerMan
5 weeks ago

Hampshire

Went to a stag do in Blackpool and there was a farmers convention. Was a great weekend. Appreciate everything our farmers do. I back British farming. Keep.up the good work.

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By *23RouteCouple
5 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Wife is from farming stock as they say !!!!

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By *rthur WrightusMan
5 weeks ago

Round the Bend

"What other farming puns are there

Always protect your shaft, (pto shaft or maybe cock)"

Up Horn down Corn

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By *rthur WrightusMan
5 weeks ago

Round the Bend

"What other farming puns are there

Always protect your shaft, (pto shaft or maybe cock)

Up Horn down Corn

The difference between a good and bad farmer is about a fortnight

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By *ogan WillowCouple
5 weeks ago

Leeds

We're not farmers but Willow enjoys sitting on their hay bales. We have a picture in our public gallery

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By *oupleofdirtyscotsCouple
5 weeks ago

Scotland

Plenty farmers seen me ploughing the wife in their fields and down their tracks

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

A few Shropshire farmers were keen for me to have fun on their land but sadly still to meet a genuine one, as I think the ones that messaged me were dreamers, so add those to a large list.

Trixie

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By *arvest84Man
5 weeks ago

brigg

was a farmworker fo 27 years ,

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By *antra MassageMan
5 weeks ago

Galway

Massage in the barn on a hot day, anybody. ?

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By *arenter41 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Dartmouth

"We're not farmers but Willow enjoys sitting on their hay bales. We have a picture in our public gallery

More than welcome to here too

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By *arenter41 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Dartmouth

"A few Shropshire farmers were keen for me to have fun on their land but sadly still to meet a genuine one, as I think the ones that messaged me were dreamers, so add those to a large list.

Trixie

Your more than welcome here in Devon if you want

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By *ue and robCouple
5 weeks ago

ware

No problem with farmers especially if I get shooting rights on his land after he's fucked the Mrs

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By *usanStoHelitWoman
5 weeks ago

liverpool

I've looked after farmers in my line of work. Genuinely tough af people. To the point where if he has come to us, of his own volition (ie not because his wife has insisted) we tend to see to them pretty sharpish. If they didn't finish their work before they came in we start to worry.

So yeah, thanks for the bread, and the cheese, and the chicken, but please look after yourselves as well as you look after your animals /crops. We'd all be pretty fucked without you, and most definitely not in the good way

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By *arenter41 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Dartmouth

"I've looked after farmers in my line of work. Genuinely tough af people. To the point where if he has come to us, of his own volition (ie not because his wife has insisted) we tend to see to them pretty sharpish. If they didn't finish their work before they came in we start to worry.

That is a lovely message. I know exactly what you mean

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By *ornytopgunMan
5 weeks ago

Hirwaun

Not too far from you! And a farmer

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By *arri69Man
4 weeks ago

bangor

Another farmer here. Good to see so much positive support for the industry . Thankyou

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By *umwithme4344Couple
4 weeks ago

Worcestershire

I’m a farmer didn’t think I’d be saying that on a forum on fab 😂😂😂

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By *umwithme4344Couple
4 weeks ago

Worcestershire

"I’m a farmer didn’t think I’d be saying that on a forum on fab 😂😂😂"
the male that is😊

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By *rstokeloverMan
4 weeks ago

kidsgrove

Dairy

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By *orkmanlookingMan
4 weeks ago

York

I'd love to meet a farmers wife in the haybales

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By *ust-for-fun-72Man
4 weeks ago

south shops

I'm over clee hill on the common .

Farm land Def no issue

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By *ust-for-fun-72Man
4 weeks ago

south shops

Haha .. yep not often get time for swinging fun

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By *atie_friendly2TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Tewkesbury

Ex farm worker, changed careers as it chips the nail varnish too much

But if needed I could still set a 6 furrow reversable to be straight and level.

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By *inchyorksMan
4 weeks ago

huddersfield

Does agricultural contractor count?

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By *arenter41 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Dartmouth

"Does agricultural contractor count? "

It does yes

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"No problem with farmers especially if I get shooting rights on his land after he's fucked the Mrs

Actually said to the missus we should specifically put interested in farmers on the profile for that very reason.

Ones with plenty deer ideally.

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By *aughtyloversCouple
4 weeks ago

Hull

Love a naughty farmer

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Farmer here, any ladies want me to plough them!!

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By *avid 50Man
4 weeks ago

kendal

i'm one of your naughty farmers up in the Lake District, it's blowing a gale and it's raining , not to worry I'm wearing my waterproofs and nothing else, just feel quite erotic, sadly no ladies about to take advantage of me

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By *heshire CrumpetWoman
4 weeks ago

Chorley

I love a farmer, after growing up on a farm I miss the freedom

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By *avid 50Man
4 weeks ago

kendal

Enjoy us while we are here, family farms are disappearing as us old guys are getting past it and the youngsters can't afford to take over

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By *na3444Woman
4 weeks ago

Aviemore

Farmers are great

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By *ohn8210tCouple
4 weeks ago

Warwick

Hi everyone!

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By *arenter41 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Dartmouth

"Hi everyone!"

Hi, you like a farmer

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By *ssex BareMan
4 weeks ago

Southend

I support British Farmers without them no food. I grew up with 3 uncles being farmers sadly all past but their land is still producing food not solar panels.

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By *atie_friendly2TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Tewkesbury

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By *atie_friendly2TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Tewkesbury

"Hi everyone!"

How is the farm and still contracting?

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"Hi everyone!"

Think it needs asked,any deer on your farm?

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By *rthur WrightusMan
4 weeks ago

Round the Bend

"Enjoy us while we are here, family farms are disappearing as us old guys are getting past it and the youngsters can't afford to take over"

I'm a fourth generation farmer who gave up the struggle when divorced several years ago. It's in the blood, I still miss it, but also glad to be free of the worry and paperwork (and ex wife).

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By *23RouteCouple
4 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Wife was

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By *arri69Man
4 weeks ago

bangor

"Heard those farmers are dirty devils."
I am for one

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By *xpicouple69Couple
4 weeks ago

Newcastle

Love to hear from other rural folk.

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By *arenter41 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Dartmouth

"Love to hear from other rural folk.

Would love to chat

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By *arenter41 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Dartmouth

Farmer needs cab princess

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By *rNaughty84Man
3 weeks ago

Derby

I used to be into farm machinery, not so much these days, you could say I'm an ex-tractor fan....

I'll get my coat...

In all seriousness I grew up on a smallholding, driving tractors and all that, miss that these days

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By *avid 50Man
2 weeks ago

kendal

"Love to hear from other rural folk.

Would love to chat "

Nice to hear praise for our farmers, I've lived on a remote Cumbrian Farm all my life, it's been hard work but a lovely way of life. The freedom to do whatever you want wherever you want and if you've got a wife who feels the same you can enjoy sex to the maximum.

Always good to chat to others who enjoy the outdoors

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By *arefree3000Man
2 weeks ago

Colchester

Love farmers and used to work on a farm with a group of guys the things that went on !

We need more farmers

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
2 weeks ago

north

Worked on a farm when I was younger. Proper graft. Rented a bit of shed space on a farm while I was restoring my first Landrover and paid the rent by working a lot of the time. Hard work but enjoyed being outdoors.

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By *hreesCouple (MM)
6 days ago

North Wales Coast

I’m a farmers son, obviously had to do my bit when I was younger. Probably did a days work before school in comparison to what young ones out of the farming community would do these days.

Always on the look out for that mature farmer, the one who likes a bit on the side, say no more.

My late husband was also from the farming community too.

Profile on fabguys ‘Countrygents’

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By *23RouteCouple
5 days ago

Huddersfield

Wife does yes

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By *23RouteCouple
4 days ago

Huddersfield

My wife is a farmers daughter and ex farmers wife , young farmers member still

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By *uthLessKnickersCouple
4 days ago

Cornwall/Devon

I’m a farm girl! Grew up on a farm.

Ruth x

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By *arvest84Man
3 days ago

brigg

i was combine driver , spray operator ,

retired now , used to love this time of the year ,

long hours but enjoyed it .

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By *un-adventurousMan
3 days ago

winchester

When a teenager, I used to jump into the the stored corn on my uncles farm, from the bales above.

My cousins also enjoyed it

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