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"Last on ended with speedy setting me on fire Go....." She burnt my sausage | |||
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"Last on ended with speedy setting me on fire Go....." 😂😂😂 she tells lies | |||
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"Last on ended with speedy setting me on fire Go....." I don't like crispy tits.. | |||
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"Last on ended with speedy setting me on fire Go..... I don't like crispy tits.." She thinks I'm a munter  | |||
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"Last on ended with speedy setting me on fire Go..... I don't like crispy tits.. She thinks I'm a munter "I’d prefer a tit wank | |||
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"Would rather lick pussy" He prefers cats | |||
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"Would rather lick pussy" Would rather you wernt ageist to clits | |||
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"Its too hot. " She needs ice | |||
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"Would rather lick pussy Would rather you wernt ageist to clits " I'd want to start with your boobs.  | |||
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"Would rather lick pussy Would rather you wernt ageist to clits I'd want to start with your boobs. "I came before I could start | |||
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"Would rather lick pussy Would rather you wernt ageist to clits I'd want to start with your boobs.
I came before I could start"He's speedier than me | |||
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"Would rather lick pussy Would rather you wernt ageist to clits I'd want to start with your boobs.
I came before I could start"Youve had an accident | |||
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"Would rather lick pussy Would rather you wernt ageist to clits I'd want to start with your boobs.
I came before I could start
He's speedier than me"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Would rather lick pussy Would rather you wernt ageist to clits I'd want to start with your boobs.
I came before I could start
He's speedier than me
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"She's got tears in her eyes | |||
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"Would rather lick pussy Would rather you wernt ageist to clits I'd want to start with your boobs.
I came before I could start
He's speedier than me
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She's got tears in her eyes"That's not tears. | |||
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"Would rather lick pussy Would rather you wernt ageist to clits I'd want to start with your boobs.
I came before I could start
He's speedier than me
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"My car needs more air con gas | |||
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"Would rather lick pussy Would rather you wernt ageist to clits I'd want to start with your boobs.
I came before I could start
He's speedier than me
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My car needs more air con gas"She drives a tesla | |||
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"Would rather lick pussy Would rather you wernt ageist to clits I'd want to start with your boobs.
I came before I could start
He's speedier than me
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My car needs more air con gas
She drives a tesla"That's just down right cruel. 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 | |||
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"I shat myself and this isn’t my house " Hes had an accident in someones house | |||
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"I shat myself and this isn’t my house Hes had an accident in someones house" The flush doesn’t work | |||
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"Push it down with the toilet brush Oh no now the toilet brush is covered in shit now. " This has turned sick | |||
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"Someone needs to revive the game " Im still sat on Pineapple 😉 | |||
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"Someone needs to revive the game Im still sat on Pineapple 😉" My 6-pack could do with a lick, when you're finished. | |||
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"But your dog keeps staring at me " But youve broken into my house again | |||
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"But your dog keeps staring at me But youve broken into my house again" I'm on the naughty step | |||
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"But your dog keeps staring at me But youve broken into my house againI'm on the naughty step" He doesnt do as hes told | |||
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"But your dog keeps staring at me But youve broken into my house againI'm on the naughty step He doesnt do as hes told " What man does? 😆 🤣 😂 | |||
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"I have to do what I'm told" I don't. Im in the bad books permanently | |||
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"I'm trying to climb out of them" They're trying the great escape | |||
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"I’ll carry you there " Room for a 3rd? | |||
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"Sounds like hes already busy woth 2 others " Im a woman | |||
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"Sounds like hes already busy woth 2 others " She's not up for group fun | |||
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"Sounds like hes already busy woth 2 others Im a woman" She has a confusion | |||
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"Sounds like hes already busy woth 2 others Im a woman She has a confusion " He cums before he touches you ... bless | |||
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"Sounds like hes already busy woth 2 others Im a woman She has a confusion He cums before he touches you ... bless" Definitely changing my name | |||
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"Its too hot. She needs ice" She does. | |||
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"Its too hot. She needs ice She does. " Im a human radiator | |||
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"Its too hot. She needs ice She does. " Get her an ice bath | |||
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"Its too hot. She needs ice She does. Get her an ice bath" Melt his ice | |||
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"Its too hot. She needs ice She does. Im a human radiator "He's going through the menopause | |||
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"Its too hot. She needs ice She does. Get her an ice bath Melt his ice" You've got the fire | |||
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"Its too hot. She needs ice She does. Get her an ice bath Melt his ice" Greta thunberg crying in the corner | |||
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"I was on the old thread OP 😘" I shall forgive you because you are THE "Baphunter" | |||
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"Its too hot. She needs ice She does. Get her an ice bath Melt his ice You've got the fire " In my heart ? Hell yes. | |||
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"I was on the old thread OP 😘 I shall forgive you because you are THE "Baphunter" " The recognition is becoming tough to do my work | |||
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"Its too hot. She needs ice She does. Get her an ice bath Melt his ice You've got the fire In my heart ? Hell yes. " She's hotter than the devil | |||
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"Its too hot. She needs ice She does. Get her an ice bath Melt his ice You've got the fire In my heart ? Hell yes. She's hotter than the devil " Not talk about the devil because im a nun | |||
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"Its too hot. She needs ice She does. Get her an ice bath Melt his ice You've got the fire In my heart ? Hell yes. She's hotter than the devil Not talk about the devil because im a nun" She's religious | |||
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"I'm minding my business 😎😎😎😎😎" He's perving behind shades | |||
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"Its too hot. She needs ice She does. Get her an ice bath Melt his ice You've got the fire In my heart ? Hell yes. She's hotter than the devil Not talk about the devil because im a nun She's religious " Biblical boobs, many followers and far reaching | |||
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"Its too hot. She needs ice She does. Get her an ice bath Melt his ice You've got the fire In my heart ? Hell yes. She's hotter than the devil Not talk about the devil because im a nun She's religious Biblical boobs, many followers and far reaching " And spends much of her day on her knees.  | |||
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"Its too hot. She needs ice She does. Get her an ice bath Melt his ice You've got the fire In my heart ? Hell yes. She's hotter than the devil Not talk about the devil because im a nun She's religious Biblical boobs, many followers and far reaching And spends much of her day on her knees. "You wish! | |||
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"You don't grant them" Im not a genie | |||
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"Last on ended with speedy setting me on fire Go....." Too much friction! | |||
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"You don't grant them Im not a genie" No but  | |||
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"You don't grant them Im not a genie No but "He doesnt like buts | |||
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"You don't grant them Im not a genie" What would you wish for if you were? | |||
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"You don't grant them Im not a genie No but
He doesnt like buts "Butt, butt, butt....... | |||
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"You don't grant them Im not a genie What would you wish for if you were? " How many do i get? | |||
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"You don't grant them Im not a genie No but
He doesnt like buts "She’s into Buts and not Butts | |||
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"You don't grant them Im not a genie What would you wish for if you were? How many do i get?" 3, one for each kiss | |||
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"You don't grant them Im not a genie What would you wish for if you were? How many do i get? 3, one for each kiss" A lifetime supply of galaxy Someone with a penis and tongue that gets me off whenever i want them too And inflatable lips so i wouldnt have to pay a fortune each time foxy deflates them | |||
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"You don't grant them Im not a genie What would you wish for if you were? How many do i get? 3, one for each kiss A lifetime supply of galaxy Someone with a penis and tongue that gets me off whenever i want them too And inflatable lips so i wouldnt have to pay a fortune each time foxy deflates them " I’d fulfil the number 2 😂 | |||
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"You don't grant them Im not a genie What would you wish for if you were? How many do i get? 3, one for each kiss A lifetime supply of galaxy Someone with a penis and tongue that gets me off whenever i want them too And inflatable lips so i wouldnt have to pay a fortune each time foxy deflates them " As a genie cant grant their own wishes, i will have to 😘😘😂😂 Last one’s a bit tricky but perhaps the fox hunting ban might be coming back | |||
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"You don't grant them Im not a genie What would you wish for if you were? How many do i get? 3, one for each kiss A lifetime supply of galaxy Someone with a penis and tongue that gets me off whenever i want them too And inflatable lips so i wouldnt have to pay a fortune each time foxy deflates them " What - no bacon??? That's all I can offer.  | |||
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"You don't grant them Im not a genie What would you wish for if you were? How many do i get? 3, one for each kiss A lifetime supply of galaxy Someone with a penis and tongue that gets me off whenever i want them too And inflatable lips so i wouldnt have to pay a fortune each time foxy deflates them As a genie cant grant their own wishes, i will have to 😘😘😂😂 Last one’s a bit tricky but perhaps the fox hunting ban might be coming back" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😘😘😘 | |||
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"I'm washing my hair xx" I’m loosing my hair | |||
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"I'm washing my hair xx I’m loosing my hair " I cant brush his hair | |||
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"I'm washing my hair xx I’m loosing my hair I cant brush his hair " Redundant brush handles are duel purpose! 😆😆 | |||
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"Its too hot. She needs ice She does. Get her an ice bath Melt his ice You've got the fire In my heart ? Hell yes. She's hotter than the devil " Hotter than a smoked chilli kebab on the surface of the sun. | |||
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"Its too hot. She needs ice She does. Get her an ice bath Melt his ice You've got the fire In my heart ? Hell yes. She's hotter than the devil Hotter than a smoked chilli kebab on the surface of the sun. " Ooooooo baby..... Smokinnnnn | |||
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"I prefer minty fresh" I'm not sure any part of me would accommodate | |||
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"Is not very accommodating " I’m not sure you’d enjoy it 😂 | |||
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"My mother warned me about guys like u wi "you would moan too loud 😇 | |||
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"I don't shag on a tuesday" His cock eyes scare me | |||
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"That's not the 6 pack I'm after.... I'm more or a savory person.. 6pack of crisps would be much better "I only come in ready salted.  | |||
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"That's not the 6 pack I'm after.... I'm more or a savory person.. 6pack of crisps would be much better "😂😂😂 | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail " Sacre bleu | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu "I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️ | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️"Easy mistake 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️"You kinky bugger.  | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
You kinky bugger. "I wouldnt wanna go in dry | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
You kinky bugger.
I wouldnt wanna go in dry "You would probably use some butter right? | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
You kinky bugger.
I wouldnt wanna go in dry
You would probably use some butter right? "Chip fat 🤣 | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
You kinky bugger.
I wouldnt wanna go in dry
From Burger King? 😂😂😂
You would probably use some butter right?
Chip fat 🤣" | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
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I wouldnt wanna go in dry
You would probably use some butter right?
Chip fat 🤣"I was going to suggest goose fat  | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
You kinky bugger.
I wouldnt wanna go in dry
You would probably use some butter right?
Chip fat 🤣
I was going to suggest goose fat "Or a nice slab of lard 🤣 | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
You kinky bugger.
I wouldnt wanna go in dry
You would probably use some butter right?
Chip fat 🤣
I was going to suggest goose fat "I thought that was for Christmas?! | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
You kinky bugger.
I wouldnt wanna go in dry
You would probably use some butter right?
Chip fat 🤣
I was going to suggest goose fat
I thought that was for Christmas?!"Every days christmas when your bumming | |||
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"Probably felt like Christmas for him... Thick thighs was almost putting it in his bumhole "🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
You kinky bugger.
I wouldnt wanna go in dry
You would probably use some butter right?
Chip fat 🤣
I was going to suggest goose fat
I thought that was for Christmas?!
Every days christmas when your bumming "You’re right Mfffun!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
You kinky bugger.
I wouldnt wanna go in dry
You would probably use some butter right?
Chip fat 🤣
I was going to suggest goose fat
I thought that was for Christmas?!
Every days christmas when your bumming
You’re right Mfffun!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣"He needs glasses 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
You kinky bugger.
I wouldnt wanna go in dry
You would probably use some butter right?
Chip fat 🤣
I was going to suggest goose fat
I thought that was for Christmas?!
Every days christmas when your bumming
You’re right Mfffun!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He needs glasses 🤣🤣"Should have gone to specsavers... | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
You kinky bugger.
I wouldnt wanna go in dry
You would probably use some butter right?
Chip fat 🤣
I was going to suggest goose fat
I thought that was for Christmas?!
Every days christmas when your bumming
You’re right Mfffun!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He needs glasses 🤣🤣
Should have gone to specsavers... "Do they sell lard there these days? | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
You kinky bugger.
I wouldnt wanna go in dry
You would probably use some butter right?
Chip fat 🤣
I was going to suggest goose fat
I thought that was for Christmas?!
Every days christmas when your bumming
You’re right Mfffun!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He needs glasses 🤣🤣
Should have gone to specsavers...
Do they sell lard there these days?"Im not bumming you n all my hips are knacking | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
You kinky bugger.
I wouldnt wanna go in dry
You would probably use some butter right?
Chip fat 🤣
I was going to suggest goose fat
I thought that was for Christmas?!
Every days christmas when your bumming
You’re right Mfffun!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He needs glasses 🤣🤣
Should have gone to specsavers...
Do they sell lard there these days?"Up north they do. You can't beat it. | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
You kinky bugger.
I wouldnt wanna go in dry
You would probably use some butter right?
Chip fat 🤣
I was going to suggest goose fat
I thought that was for Christmas?!
Every days christmas when your bumming
You’re right Mfffun!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He needs glasses 🤣🤣
Should have gone to specsavers...
Do they sell lard there these days?
Up north they do.
You can't beat it. "Seems like all the good suff is up north | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
You kinky bugger.
I wouldnt wanna go in dry
You would probably use some butter right?
Chip fat 🤣
I was going to suggest goose fat
I thought that was for Christmas?!
Every days christmas when your bumming
You’re right Mfffun!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He needs glasses 🤣🤣
Should have gone to specsavers...
Do they sell lard there these days?
Im not bumming you n all my hips are knacking "I can wait for Christmas 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
You kinky bugger.
I wouldnt wanna go in dry
You would probably use some butter right?
Chip fat 🤣
I was going to suggest goose fat
I thought that was for Christmas?!
Every days christmas when your bumming
You’re right Mfffun!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He needs glasses 🤣🤣
Should have gone to specsavers...
Do they sell lard there these days?
Up north they do.
You can't beat it.
Seems like all the good suff is up north"I think that a lot! | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
You kinky bugger.
I wouldnt wanna go in dry
You would probably use some butter right?
Chip fat 🤣
I was going to suggest goose fat
I thought that was for Christmas?!
Every days christmas when your bumming
You’re right Mfffun!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He needs glasses 🤣🤣
Should have gone to specsavers...
Do they sell lard there these days?
Im not bumming you n all my hips are knacking
I can wait for Christmas 🤣🤣🤣"Only if you've been a good boy And not on the naughty list. Lol | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north" But the muffins down south look amazing | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
You kinky bugger.
I wouldnt wanna go in dry
You would probably use some butter right?
Chip fat 🤣
I was going to suggest goose fat
I thought that was for Christmas?!
Every days christmas when your bumming
You’re right Mfffun!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He needs glasses 🤣🤣
Should have gone to specsavers...
Do they sell lard there these days?
Up north they do.
You can't beat it.
Seems like all the good suff is up north"rude | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
You kinky bugger.
I wouldnt wanna go in dry
You would probably use some butter right?
Chip fat 🤣
I was going to suggest goose fat
I thought that was for Christmas?!
Every days christmas when your bumming
You’re right Mfffun!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He needs glasses 🤣🤣
Should have gone to specsavers...
Do they sell lard there these days?
Up north they do.
You can't beat it.
Seems like all the good suff is up north rude"True though 😇 | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing " | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
You kinky bugger.
I wouldnt wanna go in dry
You would probably use some butter right?
Chip fat 🤣
I was going to suggest goose fat
I thought that was for Christmas?!
Every days christmas when your bumming
You’re right Mfffun!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He needs glasses 🤣🤣
Should have gone to specsavers...
Do they sell lard there these days?
Up north they do.
You can't beat it.
Seems like all the good suff is up north rude
True though 😇"Well yeah but I've gotta keep you on your toes | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
You kinky bugger.
I wouldnt wanna go in dry
You would probably use some butter right?
Chip fat 🤣
I was going to suggest goose fat
I thought that was for Christmas?!
Every days christmas when your bumming
You’re right Mfffun!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He needs glasses 🤣🤣
Should have gone to specsavers...
Do they sell lard there these days?
Up north they do.
You can't beat it.
Seems like all the good suff is up north rude
True though 😇"Best burger kings are up north I’ve heard 😘😂😂😂 | |||
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"Shame... I prefer prawn cocktail Sacre bleu
I dont speak french and might put it in his bum by accident 🤷♀️
You kinky bugger.
I wouldnt wanna go in dry
You would probably use some butter right?
Chip fat 🤣
I was going to suggest goose fat
I thought that was for Christmas?!
Every days christmas when your bumming
You’re right Mfffun!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He needs glasses 🤣🤣
Should have gone to specsavers...
Do they sell lard there these days?
Up north they do.
You can't beat it.
Seems like all the good suff is up north rude"Well _hunky gent is there for starters.. With his 6 pack... And he will have my prawn cocktail crisp ready and waiting too 😉 | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing "They go great with a sausage 😉 | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing
They go great with a sausage 😉 "Local sausage meat is good for the planet too 🤣 | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing
They go great with a sausage 😉
Local sausage meat is good for the planet too 🤣"I love bacon more | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing
They go great with a sausage 😉
Local sausage meat is good for the planet too 🤣
I love bacon more"I certainly know how to press my buttons xx | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing
They go great with a sausage 😉
Local sausage meat is good for the planet too 🤣
I love bacon more"Have you ever had sausage and bacon in the same bap? | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing
They go great with a sausage 😉
Local sausage meat is good for the planet too 🤣
I love bacon more
I certainly know how to press my buttons xx"How are we back to bacon 🤷♀️ | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing
They go great with a sausage 😉
Local sausage meat is good for the planet too 🤣
I love bacon more
Have you ever had sausage and bacon in the same bap?"No but ive had toad in the hole and a sausage bap for afters when i was starving before | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing
They go great with a sausage 😉
Local sausage meat is good for the planet too 🤣
I love bacon more
I certainly know how to press my buttons xx
How are we back to bacon 🤷♀️ "I blame thick thighs 😜 | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing
They go great with a sausage 😉
Local sausage meat is good for the planet too 🤣
I love bacon more
I certainly know how to press my buttons xx
How are we back to bacon 🤷♀️
I blame thick thighs 😜 "Sorry it was the sausage talk i just love meat 🤪😗 | |||
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"Yes locally sourced to help toward sustainability and the goal of net zero.. Locally sourced sausages.. Helping the planet one sausage at a time" Exactly, less miles for local sausage, but sometimes it’s hard to resist a dirty northern weekend retreat 😆 | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing
They go great with a sausage 😉
Local sausage meat is good for the planet too 🤣
I love bacon more
I certainly know how to press my buttons xx
How are we back to bacon 🤷♀️
I blame thick thighs 😜
Sorry it was the sausage talk i just love meat 🤪😗"Fancy some 100% British beef? | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing
They go great with a sausage 😉
Local sausage meat is good for the planet too 🤣
I love bacon more
I certainly know how to press my buttons xx
How are we back to bacon 🤷♀️
I blame thick thighs 😜
Sorry it was the sausage talk i just love meat 🤪😗
Fancy some 100% British beef? "Only if i can have the juices too | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing
They go great with a sausage 😉
Local sausage meat is good for the planet too 🤣
I love bacon more
Have you ever had sausage and bacon in the same bap?
No but ive had toad in the hole and a sausage bap for afters when i was starving before "Nothing wrong with that | |||
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"Yes locally sourced to help toward sustainability and the goal of net zero.. Locally sourced sausages.. Helping the planet one sausage at a time Exactly, less miles for local sausage, but sometimes it’s hard to resist a dirty northern weekend retreat 😆" That’s actually the new slogan for Leeds City Council | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing
They go great with a sausage 😉
Local sausage meat is good for the planet too 🤣
I love bacon more
I certainly know how to press my buttons xx
How are we back to bacon 🤷♀️
I blame thick thighs 😜
Sorry it was the sausage talk i just love meat 🤪😗
Fancy some 100% British beef?
Only if i can have the juices too "Extra helpings. Im like a full banquet. | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing
They go great with a sausage 😉
Local sausage meat is good for the planet too 🤣
I love bacon more
I certainly know how to press my buttons xx
How are we back to bacon 🤷♀️
I blame thick thighs 😜
Sorry it was the sausage talk i just love meat 🤪😗
Fancy some 100% British beef?
Only if i can have the juices too "Which creates more juice? Beef or thighs? | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing
They go great with a sausage 😉
Local sausage meat is good for the planet too 🤣
I love bacon more
I certainly know how to press my buttons xx
How are we back to bacon 🤷♀️
I blame thick thighs 😜
Sorry it was the sausage talk i just love meat 🤪😗
Fancy some 100% British beef?
Only if i can have the juices too
Which creates more juice? Beef or thighs?"Gotta be thighs right? | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing
They go great with a sausage 😉
Local sausage meat is good for the planet too 🤣
I love bacon more
I certainly know how to press my buttons xx
How are we back to bacon 🤷♀️
I blame thick thighs 😜
Sorry it was the sausage talk i just love meat 🤪😗
Fancy some 100% British beef?
Only if i can have the juices too
Which creates more juice? Beef or thighs?
Gotta be thighs right? "Absolutely dripping when handled right 😘😘😘😘 | |||
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"It's all down to caressing the meat well and the occasional basting. "And the flipping over… | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing
They go great with a sausage 😉
Local sausage meat is good for the planet too 🤣
I love bacon more
I certainly know how to press my buttons xx
How are we back to bacon 🤷♀️
I blame thick thighs 😜
Sorry it was the sausage talk i just love meat 🤪😗
Fancy some 100% British beef?
Only if i can have the juices too
Which creates more juice? Beef or thighs?
Gotta be thighs right?
Absolutely dripping when handled right 😘😘😘😘"A good basting to enhance the flavour 🤤 | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing
They go great with a sausage 😉
Local sausage meat is good for the planet too 🤣
I love bacon more
I certainly know how to press my buttons xx
How are we back to bacon 🤷♀️
I blame thick thighs 😜
Sorry it was the sausage talk i just love meat 🤪😗
Fancy some 100% British beef?
Only if i can have the juices too
Which creates more juice? Beef or thighs?
Gotta be thighs right?
Absolutely dripping when handled right 😘😘😘😘
A good basting to enhance the flavour 🤤"Only thing that tops dripping thighs is basting first….or wrapped thighs with bacon.. | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing
They go great with a sausage 😉
Local sausage meat is good for the planet too 🤣
I love bacon more
I certainly know how to press my buttons xx
How are we back to bacon 🤷♀️
I blame thick thighs 😜
Sorry it was the sausage talk i just love meat 🤪😗
Fancy some 100% British beef?
Only if i can have the juices too
Which creates more juice? Beef or thighs?
Gotta be thighs right?
Absolutely dripping when handled right 😘😘😘😘
A good basting to enhance the flavour 🤤
Only thing that tops dripping thighs is basting first….or wrapped thighs with bacon.."This thread is starting to look like ket-induced Morrissey lyrics | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing
They go great with a sausage 😉
Local sausage meat is good for the planet too 🤣
I love bacon more
I certainly know how to press my buttons xx
How are we back to bacon 🤷♀️
I blame thick thighs 😜
Sorry it was the sausage talk i just love meat 🤪😗
Fancy some 100% British beef?
Only if i can have the juices too
Which creates more juice? Beef or thighs?
Gotta be thighs right?
Absolutely dripping when handled right 😘😘😘😘
A good basting to enhance the flavour 🤤
Only thing that tops dripping thighs is basting first….or wrapped thighs with bacon..
This thread is starting to look like ket-induced Morrissey lyrics"https://www.udio.com/songs/pNUtEKzoyZzBPfdkfGP6iz?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing lmao | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing
They go great with a sausage 😉
Local sausage meat is good for the planet too 🤣
I love bacon more
I certainly know how to press my buttons xx
How are we back to bacon 🤷♀️
I blame thick thighs 😜
Sorry it was the sausage talk i just love meat 🤪😗
Fancy some 100% British beef?
Only if i can have the juices too
Which creates more juice? Beef or thighs?
Gotta be thighs right?
Absolutely dripping when handled right 😘😘😘😘
A good basting to enhance the flavour 🤤
Only thing that tops dripping thighs is basting first….or wrapped thighs with bacon..
This thread is starting to look like ket-induced Morrissey lyrics
https://www.udio.com/songs/pNUtEKzoyZzBPfdkfGP6iz?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing
lmao "you have more facial hair than I can cope with | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing
They go great with a sausage 😉
Local sausage meat is good for the planet too 🤣
I love bacon more
I certainly know how to press my buttons xx
How are we back to bacon 🤷♀️
I blame thick thighs 😜
Sorry it was the sausage talk i just love meat 🤪😗
Fancy some 100% British beef?
Only if i can have the juices too
Which creates more juice? Beef or thighs?
Gotta be thighs right?
Absolutely dripping when handled right 😘😘😘😘
A good basting to enhance the flavour 🤤
Only thing that tops dripping thighs is basting first….or wrapped thighs with bacon..
This thread is starting to look like ket-induced Morrissey lyrics
https://www.udio.com/songs/pNUtEKzoyZzBPfdkfGP6iz?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing
lmao you have more facial hair than I can cope with"Your penis is looking at me funny | |||
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" Do they sell lard there these days? Up north they do. You can't beat it. Seems like all the good suff is up north But the muffins down south look amazing
They go great with a sausage 😉
Local sausage meat is good for the planet too 🤣
I love bacon more
I certainly know how to press my buttons xx
How are we back to bacon 🤷♀️
I blame thick thighs 😜
Sorry it was the sausage talk i just love meat 🤪😗
Fancy some 100% British beef?
Only if i can have the juices too
Which creates more juice? Beef or thighs?
Gotta be thighs right?
Absolutely dripping when handled right 😘😘😘😘
A good basting to enhance the flavour 🤤
Only thing that tops dripping thighs is basting first….or wrapped thighs with bacon..
This thread is starting to look like ket-induced Morrissey lyrics
https://www.udio.com/songs/pNUtEKzoyZzBPfdkfGP6iz?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing
lmao you have more facial hair than I can cope with
Your penis is looking at me funny "Cock bobbing? 😂 | |||
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