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"In a bap " Good choice 😁 | |||
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"It has to be a Lincolnshire sausage wrapped in north east pastry. Just saying "Excellent choice ... ive heard its the best pastry  | |||
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"Whats your fave? Were do you like it, in a bap, in a hole, or just on the plate. " I like mine anywhere it is accepted😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"In a mouth! "Theres weirder places people have put them i guess | |||
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"It has to be a Lincolnshire sausage wrapped in north east pastry. Just saying
Excellent choice ... ive heard its the best pastry "When you get the right combination it can be orgasmic | |||
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"Sausage baps are the best 😋" I agree 😁 | |||
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"I keep it simple. Just in white bread with brown sauce. " Oh swap for tomato sauce and id say yes all day long | |||
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"Sausage baps are the best 😋 I agree 😁" Add bacon and tomato sauce and I'm in heaven | |||
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"Sausage baps are the best 😋 I agree 😁 Add bacon and tomato sauce and I'm in heaven" Now your talking i loveeeeeeeee bacon 🤤🤤🤤 | |||
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"However it comes, I love it with a spicy sauce. Choice is then mustard or horseradish. I've not gone rogue and tried both at the same time. Seems a bit too much." Definitely mustard. | |||
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"Sausage, some butter fried mushrooms and a toasted bap! One of my hangover cures today!" Oaft 🤤🤤 | |||
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"Crusty bread .. with tomato 🍅 … 🤤" Your turning me on 🤤 | |||
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"Crusty bread .. with tomato 🍅 … 🤤 Your turning me on 🤤" I’d happily share 😉 | |||
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"Crusty bread .. with tomato 🍅 … 🤤 Your turning me on 🤤 I’d happily share 😉" Id happilly have a bit of your french stick 😎 | |||
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"You seen I like chipolatas 👌👌" I thought you were more of a spud man 🤣🤣🤤🤤 | |||
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"You seen I like chipolatas 👌👌 I thought you were more of a spud man 🤣🤣🤤🤤" Maybe some spuds to go with my chipolatas but not a sack of spuds 😅 | |||
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"You seen I like chipolatas 👌👌 I thought you were more of a spud man 🤣🤣🤤🤤 Maybe some spuds to go with my chipolatas but not a sack of spuds 😅" Yeah noone wants the sack just get the spuds out 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I have a sturdy one "Sturdy sausage this way please 🤤🤤 | |||
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"I like mind between 2 baps…" Greedy boy | |||
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"In a hole or on a pair of baps for me please " Sauce or? | |||
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"Baps for me aswell with a bit od size to them" Baps all round | |||
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"Wants to repeatedly slap his sausage over her face" My face would get too greasy | |||
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"In a hole or on a pair of baps for me please Sauce or?" Can’t have a dry sausage, sauce please | |||
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"In a hole or on a pair of baps for me please Sauce or? Can’t have a dry sausage, sauce please" 🤤🤤 | |||
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"Wants to repeatedly slap his sausage over her face My face would get too greasy " I'm always shower fresh | |||
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"Baps for me aswell with a bit od size to them Baps all round " Seems like you've the right baps I'm after | |||
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"In a hole or on a pair of baps for me please Sauce or? Can’t have a dry sausage, sauce please 🤤🤤" Do I need to bring any sauce or have you got enough | |||
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"Baps for me aswell with a bit od size to them Baps all round Seems like you've the right baps I'm after" I do have some of the freshest baps 👅 | |||
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"Bumming the sausageeeeeeeeeeee" Kinky | |||
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"Bumming the sausageeeeeeeeeeee Kinky "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i am howling what on earth have i said i meant bumping 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Bumming the sausageeeeeeeeeeee Kinky
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i am howling what on earth have i said i meant bumping 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"Too late. You did say you're not into having a cock in your arse, but now we know what you dream of.   | |||
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"To confirm im not bumming a sausage i am a sausage 🙈" And looking to get bummed.  | |||
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"To confirm im not bumming a sausage i am a sausage 🙈" Well you're banned from my penis for 2 hours | |||
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"To confirm im not bumming a sausage i am a sausage 🙈 And looking to get bummed. "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"To confirm im not bumming a sausage i am a sausage 🙈Well you're banned from my penis for 2 hours" 2 hours ? 🤣🤣🤣 why 2 hours | |||
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"Between two bits of bread with red or brown sauce..and a nice cup of tea. Preferably in bed next to you Op.. "Id make sure it was buttered up nice for you | |||
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"Between two bits of bread with red or brown sauce..and a nice cup of tea. Preferably in bed next to you Op..
Id make sure it was buttered up nice for you "And what about the sandwich? | |||
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"Served as breakfast in bed by a naked lady? Is that too much to ask? " Do you like your baps buttered? | |||
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"Clonakilty is the best " 👌 | |||
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"Between two bits of bread with red or brown sauce..and a nice cup of tea. Preferably in bed next to you Op..
Id make sure it was buttered up nice for you "And I'd show.my appreciation I'm many many ways.x | |||
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"Served as breakfast in bed by a naked lady? Is that too much to ask? Do you like your baps buttered?" Or maybe toasted as well so that they are warm and crispy | |||
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"Served as breakfast in bed by a naked lady? Is that too much to ask? Do you like your baps buttered?" Do you need to borrow any butter? | |||
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"Served as breakfast in bed by a naked lady? Is that too much to ask? Do you like your baps buttered? Or maybe toasted as well so that they are warm and crispy" Like your sausage when you dont leave it alone all day 🤣😘 | |||
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"Served as breakfast in bed by a naked lady? Is that too much to ask? Do you like your baps buttered? Or maybe toasted as well so that they are warm and crispy Like your sausage when you dont leave it alone all day 🤣😘" 😂😂😂😂 | |||
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"To confirm im not bumming a sausage i am a sausage 🙈Well you're banned from my penis for 2 hours 2 hours ? 🤣🤣🤣 why 2 hours " watching final destination 🎥 | |||
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"To confirm im not bumming a sausage i am a sausage 🙈Well you're banned from my penis for 2 hours 2 hours ? 🤣🤣🤣 why 2 hours watching final destination 🎥 " Ahhhhhhhhhhh | |||
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"Served as breakfast in bed by a naked lady? Is that too much to ask? Do you like your baps buttered? Or maybe toasted as well so that they are warm and crispy Like your sausage when you dont leave it alone all day 🤣😘" You watch too much porn. 😆 | |||
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"Served as breakfast in bed by a naked lady? Is that too much to ask? Do you like your baps buttered? Or maybe toasted as well so that they are warm and crispy Like your sausage when you dont leave it alone all day 🤣😘 You watch too much porn. 😆 "I dont its all in my warped mind 🤣 | |||
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"Served as breakfast in bed by a naked lady? Is that too much to ask? Do you like your baps buttered? Or maybe toasted as well so that they are warm and crispy Like your sausage when you dont leave it alone all day 🤣😘 You watch too much porn. 😆
I dont its all in my warped mind 🤣"You've been thinking of my sexy ass again haven't you? | |||
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"To confirm im not bumming a sausage i am a sausage 🙈Well you're banned from my penis for 2 hours 2 hours ? 🤣🤣🤣 why 2 hours watching final destination 🎥 Ahhhhhhhhhhh" That's the pose I want you to hold when you have my sausage | |||
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"Served as breakfast in bed by a naked lady? Is that too much to ask? Do you like your baps buttered? Or maybe toasted as well so that they are warm and crispy Like your sausage when you dont leave it alone all day 🤣😘 You watch too much porn. 😆
I dont its all in my warped mind 🤣
You've been thinking of my sexy ass again haven't you? "Damn caught me | |||
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"To confirm im not bumming a sausage i am a sausage 🙈Well you're banned from my penis for 2 hours 2 hours ? 🤣🤣🤣 why 2 hours watching final destination 🎥 Ahhhhhhhhhhh That's the pose I want you to hold when you have my sausage " Yum yum | |||
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"Served as breakfast in bed by a naked lady? Is that too much to ask? Do you like your baps buttered? Or maybe toasted as well so that they are warm and crispy Like your sausage when you dont leave it alone all day 🤣😘 You watch too much porn. 😆
I dont its all in my warped mind 🤣
You've been thinking of my sexy ass again haven't you?
Damn caught me"You'll get a smacked ass when I see you. Xx | |||
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"To confirm im not bumming a sausage i am a sausage 🙈Well you're banned from my penis for 2 hours 2 hours ? 🤣🤣🤣 why 2 hours watching final destination 🎥 Ahhhhhhhhhhh That's the pose I want you to hold when you have my sausage Yum yum " That's after | |||
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"Served as breakfast in bed by a naked lady? Is that too much to ask? Do you like your baps buttered? Or maybe toasted as well so that they are warm and crispy Like your sausage when you dont leave it alone all day 🤣😘 You watch too much porn. 😆
I dont its all in my warped mind 🤣
You've been thinking of my sexy ass again haven't you?
Damn caught me
You'll get a smacked ass when I see you. Xx"Hopefully x | |||
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"Served as breakfast in bed by a naked lady? Is that too much to ask? Do you like your baps buttered? Or maybe toasted as well so that they are warm and crispy Like your sausage when you dont leave it alone all day 🤣😘 You watch too much porn. 😆
I dont its all in my warped mind 🤣
You've been thinking of my sexy ass again haven't you?
Damn caught me
You'll get a smacked ass when I see you. Xx" | |||
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"In a woman lol" Go on dave!!! | |||
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"Whats your fave? Were do you like it, in a bap, in a hole, or just on the plate. " A very dripping wet Teesside hole would be nice xx | |||
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"Had 2 in hot dog rolls at a BBQ this evening "Oooh were they yummy? | |||
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"Whats your fave? Were do you like it, in a bap, in a hole, or just on the plate. A very dripping wet Teesside hole would be nice xx" Tees barrage? Would taste crap though 🙊 | |||
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"I like mine with butter" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in the bath? | |||
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"Whats your fave? Were do you like it, in a bap, in a hole, or just on the plate. A very dripping wet Teesside hole would be nice xx Tees barrage? Would taste crap though 🙊" Wouldn't touch the barrage haha xx | |||
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"Whats your fave? Were do you like it, in a bap, in a hole, or just on the plate. A very dripping wet Teesside hole would be nice xx Tees barrage? Would taste crap though 🙊" Only if you put it in your mouth | |||
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"I like mine with butter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in the bath?" Where else would I have them | |||
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"I like mine with butter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in the bath? Where else would I have them " Can i grab your ankles and slide you up and down still? | |||
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"I like mine with butter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in the bath? Where else would I have them Can i grab your ankles and slide you up and down still?" As long as you butter my sausage, absolutely | |||
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"I like mine with butter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in the bath? Where else would I have them Can i grab your ankles and slide you up and down still?" I'd love you to have a go at that for me please xx | |||
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"I like mine with butter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in the bath? Where else would I have them Can i grab your ankles and slide you up and down still? I'd love you to have a go at that for me please xx" You have no idea what your signing up for ... you would be lathered in butter first so you slide easily 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I like mine with butter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in the bath? Where else would I have them Can i grab your ankles and slide you up and down still? I'd love you to have a go at that for me please xx You have no idea what your signing up for ... you would be lathered in butter first so you slide easily 🤣🤣" You definitely have a one tracked mind - this weekend | |||
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"I like mine with butter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in the bath? Where else would I have them Can i grab your ankles and slide you up and down still? I'd love you to have a go at that for me please xx You have no idea what your signing up for ... you would be lathered in butter first so you slide easily 🤣🤣" I'm game. Where in Stockton? Xx | |||
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"I like mine with butter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in the bath? Where else would I have them Can i grab your ankles and slide you up and down still? I'd love you to have a go at that for me please xx You have no idea what your signing up for ... you would be lathered in butter first so you slide easily 🤣🤣" And then you get your arse pummelled | |||
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"I like mine with butter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in the bath? Where else would I have them Can i grab your ankles and slide you up and down still? I'd love you to have a go at that for me please xx You have no idea what your signing up for ... you would be lathered in butter first so you slide easily 🤣🤣 You definitely have a one tracked mind - this weekend "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im a disgrace | |||
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"In a woman lol Go on dave!!!" Haha | |||
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"I like mine with butter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in the bath? Where else would I have them Can i grab your ankles and slide you up and down still? I'd love you to have a go at that for me please xx You have no idea what your signing up for ... you would be lathered in butter first so you slide easily 🤣🤣 You definitely have a one tracked mind - this weekend
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im a disgrace "You have some wierd fantasy of sliding a man after you butter him | |||
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"I like mine with butter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in the bath? Where else would I have them Can i grab your ankles and slide you up and down still? I'd love you to have a go at that for me please xx You have no idea what your signing up for ... you would be lathered in butter first so you slide easily 🤣🤣 You definitely have a one tracked mind - this weekend
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im a disgrace
You have some wierd fantasy of sliding a man after you butter him"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what can i say ... i wont believe its not butter | |||
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"Whats your fave? Were do you like it, in a bap, in a hole, or just on the plate. " On a plate with some fried onion and HP sauce | |||
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"I like mine with butter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in the bath? Where else would I have them Can i grab your ankles and slide you up and down still? I'd love you to have a go at that for me please xx You have no idea what your signing up for ... you would be lathered in butter first so you slide easily 🤣🤣 You definitely have a one tracked mind - this weekend
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im a disgrace
You have some wierd fantasy of sliding a man after you butter him
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what can i say ... i wont believe its not butter"You need help | |||
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"I like mine with butter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in the bath? Where else would I have them Can i grab your ankles and slide you up and down still? I'd love you to have a go at that for me please xx You have no idea what your signing up for ... you would be lathered in butter first so you slide easily 🤣🤣 You definitely have a one tracked mind - this weekend
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im a disgrace
You have some wierd fantasy of sliding a man after you butter him
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what can i say ... i wont believe its not butter
You need help"Says the serial wanker | |||
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"I like mine with butter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in the bath? Where else would I have them Can i grab your ankles and slide you up and down still? I'd love you to have a go at that for me please xx You have no idea what your signing up for ... you would be lathered in butter first so you slide easily 🤣🤣 You definitely have a one tracked mind - this weekend
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im a disgrace
You have some wierd fantasy of sliding a man after you butter him
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what can i say ... i wont believe its not butter
You need help
Says the serial wanker "I need butter 😂😂 | |||
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"I like mine with butter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in the bath? Where else would I have them Can i grab your ankles and slide you up and down still? I'd love you to have a go at that for me please xx You have no idea what your signing up for ... you would be lathered in butter first so you slide easily 🤣🤣 You definitely have a one tracked mind - this weekend
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im a disgrace
You have some wierd fantasy of sliding a man after you butter him
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what can i say ... i wont believe its not butter
You need help
Says the serial wanker
I need butter 😂😂"Noooooo that would only encourage you it would be too easy then youd be on 5 a day | |||
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"I like mine with butter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in the bath? Where else would I have them Can i grab your ankles and slide you up and down still? I'd love you to have a go at that for me please xx You have no idea what your signing up for ... you would be lathered in butter first so you slide easily 🤣🤣 You definitely have a one tracked mind - this weekend
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im a disgrace
You have some wierd fantasy of sliding a man after you butter him
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what can i say ... i wont believe its not butter
You need help
Says the serial wanker
I need butter 😂😂
Noooooo that would only encourage you it would be too easy then youd be on 5 a day "I would rather wank 5 times a day than use sand paper or a hammer | |||
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