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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton

Spelling error in the last one and i cant bare for _ikesembig to continue with his "put" puns so lets move over here 🤣🤣

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By *linyMan
6 weeks ago

Manchester/London


"Spelling error in the last one and i cant bare for _ikesembig to continue with his "put" puns so lets move over here 🤣🤣"

She’s such a grama queen

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Spelling error in the last one and i cant bare for _ikesembig to continue with his "put" puns so lets move over here 🤣🤣

She’s such a grama queen "

He loves my grammar and my sweaty feet and my smell of bacon too much

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Spelling error in the last one and i cant bare for _ikesembig to continue with his "put" puns so lets move over here 🤣🤣

She’s such a grama queen

He loves my grammar and my sweaty feet and my smell of bacon too much"

He’s weird

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By *infullyObedientWoman
6 weeks ago

Woodley


"Spelling error in the last one and i cant bare for _ikesembig to continue with his "put" puns so lets move over here 🤣🤣

She’s such a grama queen

He loves my grammar and my sweaty feet and my smell of bacon too much

He’s weird "

The towel needs to go first

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Spelling error in the last one and i cant bare for _ikesembig to continue with his "put" puns so lets move over here 🤣🤣

She’s such a grama queen

He loves my grammar and my sweaty feet and my smell of bacon too much

He’s weird

The towel needs to go first "

You forgot the strap on

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

She doesn't want my cock in her arse.

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By *Clem-Fandango-Woman
6 weeks ago

Yarm

You took a photo of your cock next to a remote

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"You took a photo of your cock next to a remote"

She's got me mixed up with someone else

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By *Clem-Fandango-Woman
6 weeks ago

Yarm


"You took a photo of your cock next to a remote

She's got me mixed up with someone else "

Ahhh sooo sorryyyy my bad

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"You took a photo of your cock next to a remote

She's got me mixed up with someone else

Ahhh sooo sorryyyy my bad"

You can make it up to me.

.

Back on subject - I'm too far away - she likes locals 😔

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By *K herts mMan
6 weeks ago

Fleetwood

You're straight.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"You're straight."

Your face would tickle me too much

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"You're straight.

Your face would tickle me too much"

Your tongue may tickle my balls too much.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"You're straight.

Your face would tickle me too much

Your tongue may tickle my balls too much. "

You pretend you wouldnt like that

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

She wants a slow wine😎😎😎😎😎

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"She wants a slow wine😎😎😎😎😎"

I don’t drink

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"She wants a slow wine😎😎😎😎😎

I don’t drink "

I like to be hydrated

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"She wants a slow wine😎😎😎😎😎

I don’t drink

I like to be hydrated "

Too slippery when hydrated

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"She wants a slow wine😎😎😎😎😎

I don’t drink

I like to be hydrated

Too slippery when hydrated "

I enjoy the slip and slide he doesnt

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By *in and bare itCouple
6 weeks ago

kent

To far away

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"To far away"

Thinks distance matter

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By *aizyWoman
6 weeks ago

west midlands

Too busy travelling.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
6 weeks ago

Hatfield


"To far away

Thinks distance matter "

My towel balancing skills don’t compare

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Too busy travelling."

Looks like Mrs. Incredible!

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
6 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Too busy travelling."

Can’t open the belt on her dress … I’m all fingers and thumbs

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Too busy travelling.

Can’t open the belt on her dress … I’m all fingers and thumbs "

Hes all fingers and thumbs but in the wrong places

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
6 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Too busy travelling.

Can’t open the belt on her dress … I’m all fingers and thumbs

Hes all fingers and thumbs but in the wrong places "

Stockton to far for these fingers and thumbs

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Too busy travelling.

Can’t open the belt on her dress … I’m all fingers and thumbs

Hes all fingers and thumbs but in the wrong places "

My fingers busy stuffing the turkey

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By *avedick29Man
6 weeks ago

hidingsville

I’m too short

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m too short"

My legs are too long

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
6 weeks ago

Hatfield


"I’m too short

My legs are too long "

I can’t find a ladder

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By *uperSalopian7Man
6 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"I’m too short

My legs are too long "

I'm too busy tucking into a bacon and sausage bap with tomato sauce

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I’m too short

My legs are too long "

She doesn't have any blue stockings

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By *weet.touchMan
6 weeks ago

north west

I'm feeding the chickens

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm feeding the chickens"

I prefer feeding the 🐱

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By *weet.touchMan
6 weeks ago

north west

I'd fuck you but im not in tents (intense)

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By *avedick29Man
6 weeks ago

hidingsville


"I’m too short

My legs are too long "

Love long legs

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I’m too short

My legs are too long

Love long legs "

But mine are short

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m too short

My legs are too long

Love long legs

But mine are short"

Id have to get on my knees

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I’m too short

My legs are too long

Love long legs

But mine are short

Id have to get on my knees "

That's the best thing you've said all weekend

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I’m too short

My legs are too long

Love long legs

But mine are short

Id have to get on my knees

That's the best thing you've said all weekend "

I’m lucky to get this 😍

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By *r lotharioMan
6 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

i'm having a can't be assed sleep deprivation sort of a day

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

I have too much energy😎😎😎😎😎

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By *infullyObedientWoman
6 weeks ago

Woodley

Hes got more energy than an energizer bunny!

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Hes got more energy than an energizer bunny! "

I'm built like a power station

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Hes got more energy than an energizer bunny!

I'm built like a power station "

Im on my knees and cant get up

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham


"Hes got more energy than an energizer bunny!

I'm built like a power station

Im on my knees and cant get up"

She won't stay on her knees 😎😎😎😎😎

I brought pads too😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Hes got more energy than an energizer bunny!

I'm built like a power station

Im on my knees and cant get up

She won't stay on her knees 😎😎😎😎😎

I brought pads too😎😎😎😎😎"

He wont help me put the pads on

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Hes got more energy than an energizer bunny!

I'm built like a power station

Im on my knees and cant get up

She won't stay on her knees 😎😎😎😎😎

I brought pads too😎😎😎😎😎

He wont help me put the pads on"

Stockings and pads are not a good look.

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By *infullyObedientWoman
6 weeks ago

Woodley

Im too comfy and cba to move

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Im too comfy and cba to move "

She’s laying there like a dead crocodile

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Im too comfy and cba to move

She’s laying there like a dead crocodile "

He doesn't appreciate how tasty crocodile meat is.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Im too comfy and cba to move

She’s laying there like a dead crocodile

He doesn't appreciate how tasty crocodile meat is. "

I dont like crocodile meat i like bacon

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

She's had a belly full of Rastaman DNA 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby

I made a Bacon cheese sandwich but his belly full

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"I made a Bacon cheese sandwich but his belly full"

He still has the towel on hes not letting go of it

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
6 weeks ago

Hatfield


"I made a Bacon cheese sandwich but his belly full

He still has the towel on hes not letting go of it "

She’s busy mediating a towel debate

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I made a Bacon cheese sandwich but his belly full

He still has the towel on hes not letting go of it

She’s busy mediating a towel debate "

Trust me it getting to my head now 😂

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"I made a Bacon cheese sandwich but his belly full

He still has the towel on hes not letting go of it

She’s busy mediating a towel debate

Trust me it getting to my head now 😂"

Its hanging off your head 🤣

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

I'm not on her long list, never mind her short list.

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I made a Bacon cheese sandwich but his belly full

He still has the towel on hes not letting go of it

She’s busy mediating a towel debate

Trust me it getting to my head now 😂

Its hanging off your head 🤣"

My little ones head 😂😂

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm not on her long list, never mind her short list. "

He doesnt take notice when i told him he was

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"I'm not on her long list, never mind her short list.

He doesnt take notice when i told him he was "

My bumcheeks were wasted

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham


"I'm not on her long list, never mind her short list.

He doesnt take notice when i told him he was "

She doesn't use her outside voice😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm not on her long list, never mind her short list.

He doesnt take notice when i told him he was

She doesn't use her outside voice😎😎😎😎😎"

My inside voice is better

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I'm not on her long list, never mind her short list.

He doesnt take notice when i told him he was

She doesn't use her outside voice😎😎😎😎😎

My inside voice is better "

Her inside voice is wild 😈

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham


"I'm not on her long list, never mind her short list.

He doesnt take notice when i told him he was

She doesn't use her outside voice😎😎😎😎😎

My inside voice is better "

Prove it😎😎😎😎😎

In my ear

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"I'm not on her long list, never mind her short list.

He doesnt take notice when i told him he was

She doesn't use her outside voice😎😎😎😎😎

My inside voice is better

Prove it😎😎😎😎😎

In my ear"

she doesn't like it in the ear. I've tried and it came out the other side

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I'm not on her long list, never mind her short list.

He doesnt take notice when i told him he was

She doesn't use her outside voice😎😎😎😎😎

My inside voice is better

Prove it😎😎😎😎😎

In my ear she doesn't like it in the ear. I've tried and it came out the other side "

His jizz pierced across her head 😂

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

My penis is like an endoscope

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By *linyMan
6 weeks ago

Manchester/London


"My penis is like an endoscope "

I’m not into medical kinks

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
6 weeks ago

Hatfield


"My penis is like an endoscope "

You could get a whole camera sound man and film crew on your endoscope

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"My penis is like an endoscope

I’m not into medical kinks "

Hes still in the shower and its been days now

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Can afford to go private

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
6 weeks ago

Next Door


"My penis is like an endoscope

I’m not into medical kinks "

Small shower cubicle

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"My penis is like an endoscope

I’m not into medical kinks

Hes still in the shower and its been days now "

you love my morning showers

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"My penis is like an endoscope

I’m not into medical kinks

Small shower cubicle "

Can’t reach the end of the long legs

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
6 weeks ago

Hatfield

Get a room you two …

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Get a room you two …"

I like three in a room

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Works for airbnb

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
6 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Get a room you two …

I like three in a room"

Oh hello …

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Get a room you two …

I like three in a room

Oh hello … "

Can’t hear you too noisy with 3 people in the room

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Get a room you two …

I like three in a room

Oh hello …

Can’t hear you too noisy with 3 people in the room"

Hes a Party pooper

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Thighs can't hear anything as her ears are being spitroasted

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Has massive pink eye hence the sunglasses 👓

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby

His spunk gave him a pink eye

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Has never tried eye socket love

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford

I value my eye socket in one piece

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"I value my eye socket in one piece "

Im too nosy for him

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"I value my eye socket in one piece

Im too nosy for him"

Not at all

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

She's too much like condensed milk:

Thick and sweet😎😎😎😎😎

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"She's too much like condensed milk:

Thick and sweet😎😎😎😎😎"

Too sweet to raise my sugar levels 😂

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"She's too much like condensed milk:

Thick and sweet😎😎😎😎😎

Too sweet to raise my sugar levels 😂"

I prefer raising the temperature

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham


"She's too much like condensed milk:

Thick and sweet😎😎😎😎😎

Too sweet to raise my sugar levels 😂

I prefer raising the temperature "

Why is Sean Paul playing in my head now😎😎😎😎😎

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"She's too much like condensed milk:

Thick and sweet😎😎😎😎😎

Too sweet to raise my sugar levels 😂

I prefer raising the temperature "

She'd probably burn me

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"She's too much like condensed milk:

Thick and sweet😎😎😎😎😎

Too sweet to raise my sugar levels 😂

I prefer raising the temperature "

Too hot to make me sweaty.

Better?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"She's too much like condensed milk:

Thick and sweet😎😎😎😎😎

Too sweet to raise my sugar levels 😂

I prefer raising the temperature

Why is Sean Paul playing in my head now😎😎😎😎😎"

We be burning not concerninggggg 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham


"She's too much like condensed milk:

Thick and sweet😎😎😎😎😎

Too sweet to raise my sugar levels 😂

I prefer raising the temperature

Why is Sean Paul playing in my head now😎😎😎😎😎

We be burning not concerninggggg 🔥🔥🔥🔥"

"I got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm" 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Is more into Bob Dylan than me

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By *emptme1993Man
6 weeks ago

Manchester


"She's too much like condensed milk:

Thick and sweet😎😎😎😎😎

Too sweet to raise my sugar levels 😂

I prefer raising the temperature

Why is Sean Paul playing in my head now😎😎😎😎😎

We be burning not concerninggggg 🔥🔥🔥🔥

"I got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm" 😎😎😎😎😎"

‘I got the right tactics to turn you on’

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

I got nothing, but bacon.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Bacon is so 24hrs ago

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By *itishguy30Man
6 weeks ago

Belfast


"I got nothing, but bacon. "

You didn’t bring any brown sauce for the bacon

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By *heVikingJarlMan
6 weeks ago

behind you

The film hasn't finished

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Because

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
6 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I'm watching Lucifer lol

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"I'm watching Lucifer lol"

Because she's into the lord of evil

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm watching Lucifer lol

Because she's into the lord of evil"

Because hes not into it

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By *itishguy30Man
6 weeks ago

Belfast


"I'm watching Lucifer lol

Because she's into the lord of evil

Because hes not into it "

You haven’t got to the surprise in the popcorn bowl yet

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
6 weeks ago

Southport

I've got an appointment to have my nose hairs plucked

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"I've got an appointment to have my nose hairs plucked "

Im too busy wincing for you

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
6 weeks ago

Southport


"I'm watching Lucifer lol

Because she's into the lord of evil

Because hes not into it

You haven’t got to the surprise in the popcorn bowl yet "

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
6 weeks ago

Southport


"I've got an appointment to have my nose hairs plucked

Im too busy wincing for you "

Oh wincing..... right .. my bad

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"I've got an appointment to have my nose hairs plucked

Im too busy wincing for you

Oh wincing..... right .. my bad "

At the thought of nose hair plucking yes hehe

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

No tweezers 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"No tweezers 😎😎😎😎😎"

Your too cool for me 😎

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"No tweezers 😎😎😎😎😎

Your too cool for me 😎"

is obsessed with my dick and wiggly ass

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham


"No tweezers 😎😎😎😎😎

Your too cool for me 😎"

Says the person wearing gloves like a celebrity 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"No tweezers 😎😎😎😎😎

Your too cool for me 😎

Says the person wearing gloves like a celebrity 😎😎😎😎😎"

Says who wears sunglasses in the night

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Because he wears sunglasses to make everyone think he has pink eye but it's all lies and he's a virgin

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham


"No tweezers 😎😎😎😎😎

Your too cool for me 😎

Says the person wearing gloves like a celebrity 😎😎😎😎😎

Says who wears sunglasses in the night "

These are prescription 😎😎😎😎😎

I'm technically blind without them

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"No tweezers 😎😎😎😎😎

Your too cool for me 😎

Says the person wearing gloves like a celebrity 😎😎😎😎😎

Says who wears sunglasses in the night

These are prescription 😎😎😎😎😎

I'm technically blind without them "

didn't see them cumming

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham


"Because he wears sunglasses to make everyone think he has pink eye but it's all lies and he's a virgin"

Usher voice

"don't bring your girl round me"

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"No tweezers 😎😎😎😎😎

Your too cool for me 😎

Says the person wearing gloves like a celebrity 😎😎😎😎😎

Says who wears sunglasses in the night

These are prescription 😎😎😎😎😎

I'm technically blind without them "

Blinded by thickthighs beauty

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Blinded by the guy leapfrogging my posts

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Blinded by the guy leapfrogging my posts "

Posts stuff which goes over my head

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"Blinded by the guy leapfrogging my posts

Posts stuff which goes over my head "

It's hard to aim with a full on hard on

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Blinded by the guy leapfrogging my posts

Posts stuff which goes over my head It's hard to aim with a full on hard on"

Needs to work on his aim its a nughtmare to get off the wallpaper

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Blinded by the guy leapfrogging my posts

Posts stuff which goes over my head It's hard to aim with a full on hard on

Needs to work on his aim its a nughtmare to get off the wallpaper "

Worries about the wallpaper

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By *infullyObedientWoman
6 weeks ago

Woodley

Two busy arguing with the guy above

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By *infullyObedientWoman
6 weeks ago

Woodley


"Two busy arguing with the guy above "

Too damn

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"Blinded by the guy leapfrogging my posts

Posts stuff which goes over my head It's hard to aim with a full on hard on

Needs to work on his aim its a nughtmare to get off the wallpaper "

but ironically looks really similar to wallpaper paste

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"Two busy arguing with the guy above

Too damn "

masturbates whilst typing

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Two busy arguing with the guy above "

She isn’t available to talk to

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Two busy arguing with the guy above

She isn’t available to talk to "

Talks too much

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Doesn't use her pussy as a gag nearly enough

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Is it sexy time yet?

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby

Still an hour to sexy time

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"Still an hour to sexy time"
has a dying battery in his watch so it might be too long to wait

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

Wants to wait an hour 😎😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

His hair would tickle

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

I'm too busy trying to get midnight dark 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby

Trying to be batman.

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By *ack 55530Man
6 weeks ago

cardiff

Mom said no

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
6 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"Mom said no"

His mom said no 🤷‍♀️

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By *ustus5555Woman
6 weeks ago

Mansfield

It's feckin hot

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By *jonesMan
6 weeks ago

south west

I'm suffering from heat exhaustion

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"I'm suffering from heat exhaustion "

We're both too exhausted

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
6 weeks ago

Up North


"I'm suffering from heat exhaustion

We're both too exhausted "

I need someone with energy

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I'm suffering from heat exhaustion

We're both too exhausted

I need someone with energy "

I've just plugged myself into the recharge unit.

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By *ack 55530Man
6 weeks ago

cardiff


"I'm suffering from heat exhaustion

We're both too exhausted

I need someone with energy

I've just plugged myself into the recharge unit. "

Recharge unit was wet

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"I'm suffering from heat exhaustion

We're both too exhausted

I need someone with energy

I've just plugged myself into the recharge unit.

Recharge unit was wet"

He electrocuted himself

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I'm suffering from heat exhaustion

We're both too exhausted

I need someone with energy

I've just plugged myself into the recharge unit.

Recharge unit was wet"

Yes, she was.

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

Slippery when wet😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

He hid his profile so clearly doesn't want penis

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby

His dick has Eyes

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"His dick has Eyes "

His dick has a towel as a coat

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

She's too busy thinking about 'Last Night' 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

He never called me after the last time

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby

Last night was supposed to be the last

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Last night was supposed to be the last"

There all fucking each other and i dont fancy catching anything

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

She has everything on the sti menu

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby

Can’t disrespect this much 😂😂😂

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"She has everything on the sti menu"

Your a walking STI

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford

They're all at the clinic

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham


"They're all at the clinic "

"Monday to Sunday I'm like BBK" 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Thickthighs is making me go to the clap clinic

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Thickthighs is making me go to the clap clinic"

Nexttttttt

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

😢

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By *sianTravellerMan
6 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

I love giving a lot of oral and cleaning up creampie’s

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Thickthighs is making me go to the clap clinic

Nexttttttt"

I’m a M&S guy

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"😢 "

She love ya really

She told me.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"😢

She love ya really

She told me. "

You will be next!

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"😢

She love ya really

She told me.

You will be next! "

She's on fire

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