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"Well we don't wear any so 😎😎😎😎😎" He's in hiding | |||
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"So we left off with viking and his pjs.... " Prompt admin is very attractive | |||
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"Well we don't wear any so 😎😎😎😎😎 He's in hiding " Legs too long I can’t reach | |||
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"So we left off with viking and his pjs.... " Also its fuck you but not put but i await the roasting for this 🤣 | |||
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"So we left off with viking and his pjs.... Also its fuck you but not put but i await the roasting for this 🤣" hence the knickers ![]() | |||
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"… a condom on?" Thanks very considerate 🤣 | |||
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"The bacon down first " Need the hands aswell to hold the baps, very sensible to put the bacon down.. | |||
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"The bacon down first Need the hands aswell to hold the baps, very sensible to put the bacon down.." Put the hands on the baps | |||
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"The bacon down first Need the hands aswell to hold the baps, very sensible to put the bacon down.. Put the hands on the baps " ![]() | |||
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"The bacon down first Need the hands aswell to hold the baps, very sensible to put the bacon down.. Put the hands on the baps " Beautiful bagps 😍 | |||
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"The bacon down first Need the hands aswell to hold the baps, very sensible to put the bacon down.. Put the hands on the baps Beautiful bagps 😍 " Best baps in town | |||
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"...some trousers on" 😂 | |||
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"...some trousers on 😂 " The boobs down | |||
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"...some trousers on 😂 The boobs down " 🤔 | |||
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"Crumpet eating crumpet 🤔" Theres too much crumpeting going on and i prefer bacon baps ... yum | |||
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"Yes, I love a couple of nice baps" With proper butter smothered all over them 👅 | |||
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"Yes, I love a couple of nice baps With proper butter smothered all over them 👅" Oof, now you’re talking🫦 | |||
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"Am I putting or butting?" Whatever you want ... you usually do 🤣 | |||
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"Crumpets with bacon, untraditional. Something I have learned with studying the art of Bap Hunting" Not for me i dont like anything interfering with my buttered baps | |||
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"Crumpets with bacon, untraditional. Something I have learned with studying the art of Bap Hunting Not for me i dont like anything interfering with my buttered baps " Buttered baps, back to the dirty talk ![]() | |||
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"Crumpets with bacon, untraditional. Something I have learned with studying the art of Bap Hunting Not for me i dont like anything interfering with my buttered baps Buttered baps, back to the dirty talk ![]() He like big boobs mine are below average size | |||
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" He like big boobs mine are below average size" She doesn't like car fumbles ![]() | |||
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" He like big boobs mine are below average size She doesn't like car fumbles ![]() I don’t like them either | |||
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" He like big boobs mine are below average size She doesn't like car fumbles ![]() Hes says i stink | |||
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"She's very particular about her spelling and grammar 😎😎😎😎😎" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he makes me laugh too much | |||
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"I didn't pack my waterproofs😎😎😎😎😎" But I can't see your profile? ![]() | |||
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"I didn't pack my waterproofs😎😎😎😎😎 But I can't see your profile? ![]() Bristol is 6 hrs away | |||
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"I didn't pack my waterproofs😎😎😎😎😎 But I can't see your profile? ![]() He's a stud 🤷♀️ | |||
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"I didn't pack my waterproofs😎😎😎😎😎 But I can't see your profile? ![]() Blondes are mean to me | |||
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"I didn't pack my waterproofs😎😎😎😎😎 But I can't see your profile? ![]() Browns are mean to me | |||
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"I didn't pack my waterproofs😎😎😎😎😎 But I can't see your profile? ![]() She's not into me. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I didn't pack my waterproofs😎😎😎😎😎 But I can't see your profile? ![]() ![]() ![]() Too chunky can’t fit in my mouth ![]() | |||
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"I didn't pack my waterproofs😎😎😎😎😎 But I can't see your profile? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He wants to fit other things in his mouth | |||
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"I didn't pack my waterproofs😎😎😎😎😎 But I can't see your profile? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Can’t get a hold of her 🤷🏻♂️ | |||
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"He's not up to the job" He’s looking for a job | |||
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"I'm too old " Hes as old as the woman he feels and im young so its not me | |||
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"If you too young I’m a baby 😂😂" He should be having his daily nap | |||
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"If you too young I’m a baby 😂😂 He should be having his daily nap" I am in bed waiting for you to sit on my face as you eat a really buttery dripping bacon bag ![]() | |||
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"If you too young I’m a baby 😂😂 He should be having his daily napI am in bed waiting for you to sit on my face as you eat a really buttery dripping bacon bag ![]() Omg its like you entered my dream last night | |||
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"If you too young I’m a baby 😂😂 He should be having his daily napI am in bed waiting for you to sit on my face as you eat a really buttery dripping bacon bag ![]() that wasn't the only thing I entered ![]() | |||
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"If you too young I’m a baby 😂😂 He should be having his daily napI am in bed waiting for you to sit on my face as you eat a really buttery dripping bacon bag ![]() ![]() Tunnels .. location …take your pick | |||
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"If you too young I’m a baby 😂😂 He should be having his daily napI am in bed waiting for you to sit on my face as you eat a really buttery dripping bacon bag ![]() ![]() Too dark to locate him | |||
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"Keeps jizzing in my socks" Keeps jizzing in my plant pots | |||
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"Keeps jizzing in my socks Keeps jizzing in my plant pots " Already jizzed and done | |||
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"Only cares about my dick" Ive broken my toy | |||
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"Only cares about my dick Ive broken my toy" Not replacing her old toy | |||
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"Only cares about my dick Ive broken my toy" but I've made a clone just need your address again. I was d*unk last time | |||
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"if only there was a way i could help stop the drying right now ![]() Hes a long long way away | |||
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"if only there was a way i could help stop the drying right now ![]() Can’t swim that long to get there | |||
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"if only there was a way i could help stop the drying right now ![]() He cant swim so he might drown during .. | |||
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"if only there was a way i could help stop the drying right now ![]() Drowing in water between them thighs. I’ll consider it a soldiers death 🫡 | |||
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"if only there was a way i could help stop the drying right now ![]() It will be a dirty one is that ok? | |||
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"if only there was a way i could help stop the drying right now ![]() The dirtier the better ![]() | |||
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"He wants my dirty box" I’d rather die virgin 😂😂 | |||
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"Thinks I'm a virgin ![]() Thinks hes an asshole | |||
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"Thinks I'm a virgin ![]() Thinks she’s gonna peg | |||
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"Thinks I'm a virgin ![]() Thinks he wishes | |||
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"Thinks I'm a virgin ![]() thinks her pussy tastes more like kermit than miss piggy | |||
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"Thinks I'm a virgin ![]() Makes weird cartoon references ![]() | |||
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"Thinks I'm a virgin ![]() ![]() Would never bring the muppet babies into sex talk. | |||
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"So we left off with viking and his pjs.... " You need to mount my cock first 😜 | |||
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"So we left off with viking and his pjs.... You need to mount my cock first 😜" Doesn't have manners and should have said please | |||
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"So we left off with viking and his pjs.... You need to mount my cock first 😜" Haha hello my friend ... But hes too busy sneaking into my thread 👀👀 | |||
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"So we left off with viking and his pjs.... You need to mount my cock first 😜 Haha hello my friend ... But hes too busy sneaking into my thread 👀👀" likes to be taken by surprise | |||
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"So we left off with viking and his pjs.... You need to mount my cock first 😜 Haha hello my friend ... But hes too busy sneaking into my thread 👀👀" Keeps an eye of every passers by ![]() | |||
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"So we left off with viking and his pjs.... You need to mount my cock first 😜 Haha hello my friend ... But hes too busy sneaking into my thread 👀👀 Keeps an eye of every passers by ![]() He doesnt like how thorough i am | |||
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"So we left off with viking and his pjs.... You need to mount my cock first 😜 Haha hello my friend ... But hes too busy sneaking into my thread 👀👀 Keeps an eye of every passers by ![]() has a very tough vetting process | |||
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"So we left off with viking and his pjs.... You need to mount my cock first 😜 Haha hello my friend ... But hes too busy sneaking into my thread 👀👀 Keeps an eye of every passers by ![]() Can’t keep up with the vetting process | |||
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"So we left off with viking and his pjs.... You need to mount my cock first 😜 Haha hello my friend ... But hes too busy sneaking into my thread 👀👀 Keeps an eye of every passers by ![]() gives up at the first hurdle. Mainly because his socks keeps hitting the hurdle | |||
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"You don't crave me as much as thickthighs " Noone craves me im a selected taste 🤣 | |||
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"You don't crave me as much as thickthighs Noone craves me im a selected taste 🤣" I’m an acquired taste. But happy for you to taste me, if you come around ![]() | |||
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"You don't crave me as much as thickthighs Noone craves me im a selected taste 🤣" Yeah frazzles | |||
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"He's an acquired taste😎😎😎😎😎" tastes of success | |||
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"You don't crave me as much as thickthighs Noone craves me im a selected taste 🤣Yeah frazzles " Im bacon flavoured im not to everyones liking .... oink oink | |||
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"You don't crave me as much as thickthighs Noone craves me im a selected taste 🤣Yeah frazzles Im bacon flavoured im not to everyones liking .... oink oink" Too dry without some BBQ sauce | |||
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"You don't crave me as much as thickthighs Noone craves me im a selected taste 🤣Yeah frazzles Im bacon flavoured im not to everyones liking .... oink oink" also vegan according to the packet | |||
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"You don't crave me as much as thickthighs Noone craves me im a selected taste 🤣Yeah frazzles Im bacon flavoured im not to everyones liking .... oink oink Too dry without some BBQ sauce " he's more sweet than smokey | |||
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"You don't crave me as much as thickthighs Noone craves me im a selected taste 🤣Yeah frazzles Im bacon flavoured im not to everyones liking .... oink oink Too dry without some BBQ sauce he's more sweet than smokey" He’s way to picky | |||
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"You don't crave me as much as thickthighs Noone craves me im a selected taste 🤣Yeah frazzles Im bacon flavoured im not to everyones liking .... oink oink" Liking bacon is one thing that’s very important but bacon crisps might be a deal breaker.. | |||
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"You don't crave me as much as thickthighs Noone craves me im a selected taste 🤣Yeah frazzles Im bacon flavoured im not to everyones liking .... oink oink Liking bacon is one thing that’s very important but bacon crisps might be a deal breaker.." Judgy 🤣 | |||
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"You don't crave me as much as thickthighs Noone craves me im a selected taste 🤣Yeah frazzles Im bacon flavoured im not to everyones liking .... oink oink Liking bacon is one thing that’s very important but bacon crisps might be a deal breaker.. Judgy 🤣" Maybe if they are in a bap it’s ok 🤣 | |||
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"Your baps round my sausage " My baps arnt big enough for your sausage | |||
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"Your baps round my sausage My baps arnt big enough for your sausage " if I get you on a diet of pure sausage this could happen ![]() | |||
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"Your baps round my sausage My baps arnt big enough for your sausage if I get you on a diet of pure sausage this could happen ![]() 😂 | |||
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"Your baps round my sausage My baps arnt big enough for your sausage if I get you on a diet of pure sausage this could happen ![]() tbh it made me laugh 😃 | |||
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" But I like smoked Bacon " I've ran out of bacon | |||
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"Your baps round my sausage My baps arnt big enough for your sausage if I get you on a diet of pure sausage this could happen ![]() Hes a feeder 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Your baps round my sausage My baps arnt big enough for your sausage if I get you on a diet of pure sausage this could happen ![]() Can Bap Hunter judge the growth? Laser eyes! 🤣 | |||
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"Your baps round my sausage My baps arnt big enough for your sausage if I get you on a diet of pure sausage this could happen ![]() She loves a good nosh, probably too much. ![]() | |||
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"Your baps round my sausage My baps arnt big enough for your sausage if I get you on a diet of pure sausage this could happen ![]() Has a whole new meaning! | |||
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"Your baps round my sausage My baps arnt big enough for your sausage if I get you on a diet of pure sausage this could happen ![]() I appreciate anymore who enjoys a good meal. I'm not the most attractive eater so it helps to have you both covered in bbq sauce whilst you both get munching | |||
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"Your baps round my sausage My baps arnt big enough for your sausage " They look like they would more than cover his sausage !! | |||
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"Your baps round my sausage My baps arnt big enough for your sausage if I get you on a diet of pure sausage this could happen ![]() Awwww ere this is someweird fetish shit now i just want bacon 🤣 | |||
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"Your baps round my sausage My baps arnt big enough for your sausage if I get you on a diet of pure sausage this could happen ![]() Well we already established you only get ketchup once a month. So that's all I have in the cupboard. And anyway, I've managed to sew a mankini using 🥓 for our 4th meet. It's to give that "I am listening but we're still here to fuck" vibe | |||
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"This just continues to amaze me this thread 🤣" Pervert ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Bacon pants is a brilliant idea 😆" I am the "bacon hunter" | |||
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"You’re too busy on your search for bacon " Would you like me to crisp yours? | |||
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"Bacon pants is a brilliant idea 😆" Sounds like a superhero 🤣 | |||
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"Bacon pants is a brilliant idea 😆 I am the "bacon hunter" " 🤣 Make a great film | |||
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"Bacon pants is a brilliant idea 😆 Sounds like a superhero 🤣" Sponge Bap Bacon Pants 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Can I just clarify whether we're still going with the diet of purely sausage. If I'm honest, it kind of fucks up with the scheduling and I've put a lot of work into the planning" Your really cracking some out tonight arnt you 🤣 | |||
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"Bacon pants is a brilliant idea 😆 Sounds like a superhero 🤣 Sponge Bap Bacon Pants 🤣🤣" Both soft and crispy 🤣 | |||
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"Can I just clarify whether we're still going with the diet of purely sausage. If I'm honest, it kind of fucks up with the scheduling and I've put a lot of work into the planning Your really cracking some out tonight arnt you 🤣" I can help with the supply chain | |||
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"Can I just clarify whether we're still going with the diet of purely sausage. If I'm honest, it kind of fucks up with the scheduling and I've put a lot of work into the planning Your really cracking some out tonight arnt you 🤣" I've already ordered the sausage. I might be able to cancel but I genuinely feel you should open up and swallow the deposit | |||
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"Can I just clarify whether we're still going with the diet of purely sausage. If I'm honest, it kind of fucks up with the scheduling and I've put a lot of work into the planning Your really cracking some out tonight arnt you 🤣I've already ordered the sausage. I might be able to cancel but I genuinely feel you should open up and swallow the deposit " Itll be hard to swallow but ill tske one for the team | |||
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"Bacon pants is a brilliant idea 😆 Sounds like a superhero 🤣 Sponge Bap Bacon Pants 🤣🤣 Both soft and crispy 🤣" Perfect! Need to get the template, wonder if they have easy access flap | |||
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"Bacon pants is a brilliant idea 😆 Sounds like a superhero 🤣 Sponge Bap Bacon Pants 🤣🤣 Both soft and crispy 🤣 Perfect! Need to get the template, wonder if they have easy access flap" Of course or how would i have a wee wee | |||
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"Can I just clarify whether we're still going with the diet of purely sausage. If I'm honest, it kind of fucks up with the scheduling and I've put a lot of work into the planning Your really cracking some out tonight arnt you 🤣I've already ordered the sausage. I might be able to cancel but I genuinely feel you should open up and swallow the deposit Itll be hard to swallow but ill tske one for the team" Very fair, making good choices | |||
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"Bacon pants is a brilliant idea 😆 Sounds like a superhero 🤣 Sponge Bap Bacon Pants 🤣🤣 Both soft and crispy 🤣 Perfect! Need to get the template, wonder if they have easy access flap Of course or how would i have a wee wee " Very true. What was I thinking?! | |||
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