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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton

So we left off with viking and his pjs....

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

You knickers on

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

Well we don't wear any so 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
6 weeks ago

Next Door


"Well we don't wear any so 😎😎😎😎😎"

He's in hiding

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking


"So we left off with viking and his pjs....

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Prompt admin is very attractive

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Well we don't wear any so 😎😎😎😎😎

He's in hiding "

Legs too long I can’t reach

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"So we left off with viking and his pjs....

"

Also its fuck you but not put but i await the roasting for this 🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"So we left off with viking and his pjs....

Also its fuck you but not put but i await the roasting for this 🤣"

hence the knickers

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

...the record on

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
6 weeks ago

Brum

… a condom on?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"… a condom on?"

Thanks very considerate 🤣

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By *infullyObedientWoman
6 weeks ago

Woodley

....a strap on first though 😝

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby

Not into pegging

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking

“….your mouth around my baps?”

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton

The bacon down first

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking


"The bacon down first "

Need the hands aswell to hold the baps, very sensible to put the bacon down..

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"The bacon down first

Need the hands aswell to hold the baps, very sensible to put the bacon down.."

Put the hands on the baps

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking


"The bacon down first

Need the hands aswell to hold the baps, very sensible to put the bacon down..

Put the hands on the baps "

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By *d4funtimesMan
6 weeks ago

Cambridge


"The bacon down first

Need the hands aswell to hold the baps, very sensible to put the bacon down..

Put the hands on the baps "

Beautiful bagps 😍

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

...some trousers on

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking


"The bacon down first

Need the hands aswell to hold the baps, very sensible to put the bacon down..

Put the hands on the baps

Beautiful bagps 😍 "

Best baps in town

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking


"...some trousers on"

😂

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"...some trousers on

😂

"

The boobs down

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking


"...some trousers on

😂

The boobs down "

🤔

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking

Not possible

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By *estructionDollyWoman
6 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

I'm eating crumpets

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
6 weeks ago

Aberdeen

She's eating crumpets

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By *uxurycollectionCouple
6 weeks ago

Port Talbot

Crumpet eating crumpet 🤔

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Crumpet eating crumpet 🤔"

Theres too much crumpeting going on and i prefer bacon baps ... yum

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By *uxurycollectionCouple
6 weeks ago

Port Talbot

Yes, I love a couple of nice baps

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Yes, I love a couple of nice baps"

With proper butter smothered all over them 👅

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By *uxurycollectionCouple
6 weeks ago

Port Talbot


"Yes, I love a couple of nice baps

With proper butter smothered all over them 👅"

Oof, now you’re talking🫦

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Am I putting or butting?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Am I putting or butting?"

Whatever you want ... you usually do 🤣

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking

Crumpets with bacon, untraditional. Something I have learned with studying the art of Bap Hunting

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Crumpets with bacon, untraditional. Something I have learned with studying the art of Bap Hunting"

Not for me i dont like anything interfering with my buttered baps

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking


"Crumpets with bacon, untraditional. Something I have learned with studying the art of Bap Hunting

Not for me i dont like anything interfering with my buttered baps "

Buttered baps, back to the dirty talk

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
6 weeks ago

Next Door


"Crumpets with bacon, untraditional. Something I have learned with studying the art of Bap Hunting

Not for me i dont like anything interfering with my buttered baps

Buttered baps, back to the dirty talk "

He like big boobs mine are below average size

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By *.hrisMan
6 weeks ago

Bath


"

He like big boobs mine are below average size"

She doesn't like car fumbles

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By *ondiego85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham


"

He like big boobs mine are below average size

She doesn't like car fumbles "

I don’t like them either

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"

He like big boobs mine are below average size

She doesn't like car fumbles

I don’t like them either "

Hes says i stink

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

She's very particular about her spelling and grammar 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"She's very particular about her spelling and grammar 😎😎😎😎😎"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he makes me laugh too much

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

I didn't pack my waterproofs😎😎😎😎😎

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"I didn't pack my waterproofs😎😎😎😎😎"

But I can't see your profile?

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I didn't pack my waterproofs😎😎😎😎😎

But I can't see your profile?

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Bristol is 6 hrs away

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
6 weeks ago

Next Door


"I didn't pack my waterproofs😎😎😎😎😎

But I can't see your profile?

Bristol is 6 hrs away "

He's a stud 🤷‍♀️

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I didn't pack my waterproofs😎😎😎😎😎

But I can't see your profile?

Bristol is 6 hrs away

He's a stud 🤷‍♀️"

Blondes are mean to me

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"I didn't pack my waterproofs😎😎😎😎😎

But I can't see your profile?

Bristol is 6 hrs away

He's a stud 🤷‍♀️

Blondes are mean to me"

Browns are mean to me

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I didn't pack my waterproofs😎😎😎😎😎

But I can't see your profile?

Bristol is 6 hrs away

He's a stud 🤷‍♀️"

She's not into me.

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I didn't pack my waterproofs😎😎😎😎😎

But I can't see your profile?

Bristol is 6 hrs away

He's a stud 🤷‍♀️

She's not into me. "

Too chunky can’t fit in my mouth

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"I didn't pack my waterproofs😎😎😎😎😎

But I can't see your profile?

Bristol is 6 hrs away

He's a stud 🤷‍♀️

She's not into me.

Too chunky can’t fit in my mouth "

He wants to fit other things in his mouth

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I didn't pack my waterproofs😎😎😎😎😎

But I can't see your profile?

Bristol is 6 hrs away

He's a stud 🤷‍♀️

She's not into me.

Too chunky can’t fit in my mouth

He wants to fit other things in his mouth"

Can’t get a hold of her 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

I need some energy 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

He's not up to the job

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"He's not up to the job"

He’s looking for a job

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
6 weeks ago

South Wales

I already have a towel rail xx

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By *tensonMan
6 weeks ago

Derby

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By *tensonMan
6 weeks ago

Derby

I'm too old

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm too old "

Hes as old as the woman he feels and im young so its not me

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

I'm too young

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby

If you too young I’m a baby 😂😂

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"If you too young I’m a baby 😂😂"

He should be having his daily nap

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

She knows I will make her "Tap out" IYKYK

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"If you too young I’m a baby 😂😂

He should be having his daily nap"

I am in bed waiting for you to sit on my face as you eat a really buttery dripping bacon bag

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"If you too young I’m a baby 😂😂

He should be having his daily napI am in bed waiting for you to sit on my face as you eat a really buttery dripping bacon bag "

Omg its like you entered my dream last night

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"If you too young I’m a baby 😂😂

He should be having his daily napI am in bed waiting for you to sit on my face as you eat a really buttery dripping bacon bag

Omg its like you entered my dream last night"

that wasn't the only thing I entered but continuing the thread she won't let me back in

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
6 weeks ago

Hatfield


"If you too young I’m a baby 😂😂

He should be having his daily napI am in bed waiting for you to sit on my face as you eat a really buttery dripping bacon bag

Omg its like you entered my dream last night that wasn't the only thing I entered but continuing the thread she won't let me back in"

Tunnels .. location …take your pick

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"If you too young I’m a baby 😂😂

He should be having his daily napI am in bed waiting for you to sit on my face as you eat a really buttery dripping bacon bag

Omg its like you entered my dream last night that wasn't the only thing I entered but continuing the thread she won't let me back in

Tunnels .. location …take your pick "

Too dark to locate him

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Keeps jizzing in my socks

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Keeps jizzing in my socks"

Keeps jizzing in my plant pots

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Keeps jizzing in my socks

Keeps jizzing in my plant pots "

Already jizzed and done

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

Not enough stamina😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Thighs broke my dick

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby

His dick is broken.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Only cares about my dick

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Only cares about my dick"

Ive broken my toy

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Only cares about my dick

Ive broken my toy"

Not replacing her old toy

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"Only cares about my dick

Ive broken my toy"

but I've made a clone just need your address again. I was d*unk last time

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

Too busy thinking he's an extra from Star Wars Attack of the Clones😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Bought the clone cock set but no extra latex so it looks a pepper pot

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

I don't like pepper pots 😎😎😎😎😎

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

I’d fuck you but I’m terrified of social interaction

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By *infullyObedientWoman
6 weeks ago

Woodley

Hes not confident enough

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By *eriScotMan
6 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

my electric cars not charged enough

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By *infullyObedientWoman
6 weeks ago

Woodley

Im in the hot tub and water is surprisingly drying 😈

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By *eriScotMan
6 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

if only there was a way i could help stop the drying right now

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
6 weeks ago

Next Door


"if only there was a way i could help stop the drying right now "

Hes a long long way away

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"if only there was a way i could help stop the drying right now

Hes a long long way away "

Can’t swim that long to get there

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

The neighbours have already put in noise complaints 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"if only there was a way i could help stop the drying right now

Hes a long long way away

Can’t swim that long to get there "

He cant swim so he might drown during ..

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"if only there was a way i could help stop the drying right now

Hes a long long way away

Can’t swim that long to get there

He cant swim so he might drown during ..

"

Drowing in water between them thighs. I’ll consider it a soldiers death 🫡

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"if only there was a way i could help stop the drying right now

Hes a long long way away

Can’t swim that long to get there

He cant swim so he might drown during ..

Drowing in water between them thighs. I’ll consider it a soldiers death 🫡 "

It will be a dirty one is that ok?

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"if only there was a way i could help stop the drying right now

Hes a long long way away

Can’t swim that long to get there

He cant swim so he might drown during ..

Drowing in water between them thighs. I’ll consider it a soldiers death 🫡

It will be a dirty one is that ok?"

The dirtier the better

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

He wants my dirty box

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"He wants my dirty box"

I’d rather die virgin 😂😂

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Thinks I'm a virgin

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Thinks I'm a virgin "

Thinks hes an asshole

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

I ran out of butt plugs😎😎😎😎😎

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Thinks I'm a virgin

Thinks hes an asshole "

Thinks she’s gonna peg

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Thinks I'm a virgin

Thinks hes an asshole

Thinks she’s gonna peg "

Thinks he wishes

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"Thinks I'm a virgin

Thinks hes an asshole

Thinks she’s gonna peg

Thinks he wishes "

thinks her pussy tastes more like kermit than miss piggy

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Thinks I'm a virgin

Thinks hes an asshole

Thinks she’s gonna peg

Thinks he wishes thinks her pussy tastes more like kermit than miss piggy "

Makes weird cartoon references

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"Thinks I'm a virgin

Thinks hes an asshole

Thinks she’s gonna peg

Thinks he wishes thinks her pussy tastes more like kermit than miss piggy

Makes weird cartoon references "

Would never bring the muppet babies into sex talk.

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By *017chesterladMan
6 weeks ago

chester


"So we left off with viking and his pjs....

"

You need to mount my cock first 😜

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"So we left off with viking and his pjs....

You need to mount my cock first 😜"

Doesn't have manners and should have said please

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"So we left off with viking and his pjs....

You need to mount my cock first 😜"

Haha hello my friend ...

But hes too busy sneaking into my thread 👀👀

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"So we left off with viking and his pjs....

You need to mount my cock first 😜

Haha hello my friend ...

But hes too busy sneaking into my thread 👀👀"

likes to be taken by surprise

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"So we left off with viking and his pjs....

You need to mount my cock first 😜

Haha hello my friend ...

But hes too busy sneaking into my thread 👀👀"

Keeps an eye of every passers by

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"So we left off with viking and his pjs....

You need to mount my cock first 😜

Haha hello my friend ...

But hes too busy sneaking into my thread 👀👀

Keeps an eye of every passers by "

He doesnt like how thorough i am

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"So we left off with viking and his pjs....

You need to mount my cock first 😜

Haha hello my friend ...

But hes too busy sneaking into my thread 👀👀

Keeps an eye of every passers by

He doesnt like how thorough i am"

has a very tough vetting process

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"So we left off with viking and his pjs....

You need to mount my cock first 😜

Haha hello my friend ...

But hes too busy sneaking into my thread 👀👀

Keeps an eye of every passers by

He doesnt like how thorough i amhas a very tough vetting process"

Can’t keep up with the vetting process

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"So we left off with viking and his pjs....

You need to mount my cock first 😜

Haha hello my friend ...

But hes too busy sneaking into my thread 👀👀

Keeps an eye of every passers by

He doesnt like how thorough i amhas a very tough vetting process

Can’t keep up with the vetting process "

gives up at the first hurdle. Mainly because his socks keeps hitting the hurdle

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

He's too busy worrying about the socks of others😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

I cba. Night all

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

Has gone to bed apparently 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

You don't crave me as much as thickthighs

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By *ustus5555Woman
6 weeks ago

Mansfield

I don't know how to play golf.

Just going with the header

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"You don't crave me as much as thickthighs "

Noone craves me im a selected taste 🤣

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By *ondiego85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham


"You don't crave me as much as thickthighs

Noone craves me im a selected taste 🤣"

I’m an acquired taste. But happy for you to taste me, if you come around

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

He's an acquired taste😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"You don't crave me as much as thickthighs

Noone craves me im a selected taste 🤣"

Yeah frazzles

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"He's an acquired taste😎😎😎😎😎"
tastes of success

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"You don't crave me as much as thickthighs

Noone craves me im a selected taste 🤣Yeah frazzles "

Im bacon flavoured im not to everyones liking .... oink oink

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

put the lock on the door

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By *rown.studMan
6 weeks ago

Thornaby


"You don't crave me as much as thickthighs

Noone craves me im a selected taste 🤣Yeah frazzles

Im bacon flavoured im not to everyones liking .... oink oink"

Too dry without some BBQ sauce

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"You don't crave me as much as thickthighs

Noone craves me im a selected taste 🤣Yeah frazzles

Im bacon flavoured im not to everyones liking .... oink oink"

also vegan according to the packet

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"You don't crave me as much as thickthighs

Noone craves me im a selected taste 🤣Yeah frazzles

Im bacon flavoured im not to everyones liking .... oink oink

Too dry without some BBQ sauce "

he's more sweet than smokey

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
6 weeks ago

Hatfield


"You don't crave me as much as thickthighs

Noone craves me im a selected taste 🤣Yeah frazzles

Im bacon flavoured im not to everyones liking .... oink oink

Too dry without some BBQ sauce he's more sweet than smokey"

He’s way to picky

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

I'm retired😎😎😎😎😎

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking


"You don't crave me as much as thickthighs

Noone craves me im a selected taste 🤣Yeah frazzles

Im bacon flavoured im not to everyones liking .... oink oink"

Liking bacon is one thing that’s very important but bacon crisps might be a deal breaker..

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"You don't crave me as much as thickthighs

Noone craves me im a selected taste 🤣Yeah frazzles

Im bacon flavoured im not to everyones liking .... oink oink

Liking bacon is one thing that’s very important but bacon crisps might be a deal breaker.."

Judgy 🤣

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By *jonesMan
6 weeks ago

south west

I'm off to bed

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking


"You don't crave me as much as thickthighs

Noone craves me im a selected taste 🤣Yeah frazzles

Im bacon flavoured im not to everyones liking .... oink oink

Liking bacon is one thing that’s very important but bacon crisps might be a deal breaker..

Judgy 🤣"

Maybe if they are in a bap it’s ok 🤣

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"I'm off to bed "

He's a sleepy head

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Your baps round my sausage

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Your baps round my sausage "

My baps arnt big enough for your sausage

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"Your baps round my sausage

My baps arnt big enough for your sausage "

if I get you on a diet of pure sausage this could happen

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking


"Your baps round my sausage

My baps arnt big enough for your sausage if I get you on a diet of pure sausage this could happen "

😂

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By *ack 55530Man
6 weeks ago

cardiff

But I like smoked Bacon

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"Your baps round my sausage

My baps arnt big enough for your sausage if I get you on a diet of pure sausage this could happen

😂"

tbh it made me laugh 😃

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


" But I like smoked Bacon "

I've ran out of bacon

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By *avecooper69Man
6 weeks ago

Benfleet

Them gorgeous lips around my hard cock

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Your baps round my sausage

My baps arnt big enough for your sausage if I get you on a diet of pure sausage this could happen

😂tbh it made me laugh 😃 "

Hes a feeder 🤣🤣

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking


"Your baps round my sausage

My baps arnt big enough for your sausage if I get you on a diet of pure sausage this could happen

😂tbh it made me laugh 😃 "

Can Bap Hunter judge the growth? Laser eyes! 🤣

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Your baps round my sausage

My baps arnt big enough for your sausage if I get you on a diet of pure sausage this could happen

😂tbh it made me laugh 😃

Hes a feeder 🤣🤣"

She loves a good nosh, probably too much.

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking


"Your baps round my sausage

My baps arnt big enough for your sausage if I get you on a diet of pure sausage this could happen

😂tbh it made me laugh 😃

Hes a feeder 🤣🤣"

Has a whole new meaning!

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"Your baps round my sausage

My baps arnt big enough for your sausage if I get you on a diet of pure sausage this could happen

😂tbh it made me laugh 😃

Hes a feeder 🤣🤣"

I appreciate anymore who enjoys a good meal. I'm not the most attractive eater so it helps to have you both covered in bbq sauce whilst you both get munching

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton

[Removed by poster at 15/06/25 23:05:49]

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By *avecooper69Man
6 weeks ago

Benfleet


"Your baps round my sausage

My baps arnt big enough for your sausage "

They look like they would more than cover his sausage !!

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Your baps round my sausage

My baps arnt big enough for your sausage if I get you on a diet of pure sausage this could happen

😂tbh it made me laugh 😃

Hes a feeder 🤣🤣I appreciate anymore who enjoys a good meal. I'm not the most attractive eater so it helps to have you both covered in bbq sauce whilst you both get munching "

Awwww ere this is someweird fetish shit now i just want bacon 🤣

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking

Tommy sauce for Bap Hunter, or are you suggesting a new loob? 🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"Your baps round my sausage

My baps arnt big enough for your sausage if I get you on a diet of pure sausage this could happen

😂tbh it made me laugh 😃

Hes a feeder 🤣🤣I appreciate anymore who enjoys a good meal. I'm not the most attractive eater so it helps to have you both covered in bbq sauce whilst you both get munching

Awwww ere this is someweird fetish shit now i just want bacon 🤣"

Well we already established you only get ketchup once a month. So that's all I have in the cupboard. And anyway, I've managed to sew a mankini using 🥓 for our 4th meet. It's to give that "I am listening but we're still here to fuck" vibe

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton

This just continues to amaze me this thread 🤣

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By *hunky GentMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"This just continues to amaze me this thread 🤣"

Pervert

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking

Bacon pants is a brilliant idea 😆

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Bacon pants is a brilliant idea 😆"

I am the "bacon hunter"

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By *itishguy30Man
6 weeks ago

Belfast

You’re too busy on your search for bacon

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"You’re too busy on your search for bacon "

Would you like me to crisp yours?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Bacon pants is a brilliant idea 😆"

Sounds like a superhero 🤣

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking


"Bacon pants is a brilliant idea 😆

I am the "bacon hunter" "

🤣 Make a great film

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Can I just clarify whether we're still going with the diet of purely sausage. If I'm honest, it kind of fucks up with the scheduling and I've put a lot of work into the planning

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking


"Bacon pants is a brilliant idea 😆

Sounds like a superhero 🤣"

Sponge Bap Bacon Pants 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Can I just clarify whether we're still going with the diet of purely sausage. If I'm honest, it kind of fucks up with the scheduling and I've put a lot of work into the planning"

Your really cracking some out tonight arnt you 🤣

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Bacon pants is a brilliant idea 😆

Sounds like a superhero 🤣

Sponge Bap Bacon Pants 🤣🤣"

Both soft and crispy 🤣

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By *ack 55530Man
6 weeks ago

cardiff


"Can I just clarify whether we're still going with the diet of purely sausage. If I'm honest, it kind of fucks up with the scheduling and I've put a lot of work into the planning

Your really cracking some out tonight arnt you 🤣"

I can help with the supply chain

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts


"Can I just clarify whether we're still going with the diet of purely sausage. If I'm honest, it kind of fucks up with the scheduling and I've put a lot of work into the planning

Your really cracking some out tonight arnt you 🤣"

I've already ordered the sausage. I might be able to cancel but I genuinely feel you should open up and swallow the deposit

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking

😆 nicely done

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Can I just clarify whether we're still going with the diet of purely sausage. If I'm honest, it kind of fucks up with the scheduling and I've put a lot of work into the planning

Your really cracking some out tonight arnt you 🤣I've already ordered the sausage. I might be able to cancel but I genuinely feel you should open up and swallow the deposit "

Itll be hard to swallow but ill tske one for the team

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking


"Bacon pants is a brilliant idea 😆

Sounds like a superhero 🤣

Sponge Bap Bacon Pants 🤣🤣

Both soft and crispy 🤣"

Perfect! Need to get the template, wonder if they have easy access flap

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Bacon pants is a brilliant idea 😆

Sounds like a superhero 🤣

Sponge Bap Bacon Pants 🤣🤣

Both soft and crispy 🤣

Perfect! Need to get the template, wonder if they have easy access flap"

Of course or how would i have a wee wee

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking


"Can I just clarify whether we're still going with the diet of purely sausage. If I'm honest, it kind of fucks up with the scheduling and I've put a lot of work into the planning

Your really cracking some out tonight arnt you 🤣I've already ordered the sausage. I might be able to cancel but I genuinely feel you should open up and swallow the deposit

Itll be hard to swallow but ill tske one for the team"

Very fair, making good choices

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking


"Bacon pants is a brilliant idea 😆

Sounds like a superhero 🤣

Sponge Bap Bacon Pants 🤣🤣

Both soft and crispy 🤣

Perfect! Need to get the template, wonder if they have easy access flap

Of course or how would i have a wee wee "

Very true. What was I thinking?!

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 weeks ago

Herts

Oh shit back to the game sorry

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Oh shit back to the game sorry"

He keeps forgetting the game

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By *aphunterMan
6 weeks ago

woking

Got a bit distracted didn’t we all? 😂🥳

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