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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have just bought myself a 10 speed remote control egg!!

Now who want's the remote

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

i will have the egg lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then if you insist lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From one Ruby to another, do not give it to Obi whilst in public, you end up hanging onto a bar for dear life trying to avoid families who's kids you teach whilst throwing Shiraz down your boobs!

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By *attykitWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Do they actually work? There was one on the Ann summers website but had a appalling reviews. Apparently it was noisy and had poor range! Kath xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From one Ruby to another, do not give it to Obi whilst in public, you end up hanging onto a bar for dear life trying to avoid families who's kids you teach whilst throwing Shiraz down your boobs!"

Actually made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they work well some are quiet but depends what u are sat on at the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"From one Ruby to another, do not give it to Obi whilst in public, you end up hanging onto a bar for dear life trying to avoid families who's kids you teach whilst throwing Shiraz down your boobs!"

That did make me smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do they actually work? There was one on the Ann summers website but had a appalling reviews. Apparently it was noisy and had poor range! Kath xx"

I have never had one before, i bought this off of "Love Honey" and as i know they are very good if you return items back to them. So if it is rubbish that's where it will be going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be sick of eggs soon. Just about to get my new chickens. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just bought myself a 10 speed remote control egg!!

Now who want's the remote "

In this instance I think it will be safe to say that the perennial question of what came first Ruby or the Egg is a pretty safe bet as to the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From one Ruby to another, do not give it to Obi whilst in public, you end up hanging onto a bar for dear life trying to avoid families who's kids you teach whilst throwing Shiraz down your boobs!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Andy bought me a remote control vibrator, I wore it in Brighton whilst shopping and He enjoyed setting it off.

The best was whilst crossing a road in front of a parked Bus. I leapt and screamed just a I was in front of the driver, making him jump too. Have fun with your eggs.

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Don't do what a girlfriend of ours did, put the egg in her arse while using a vibrator in her pussy. She had difficulty getting the egg out, made it eventually by pulling the control wire carefully, she thought it would break. Could have been embarrassing in A&E!

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