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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

Oink oink

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By *ewtothis345Man
3 weeks ago

ayr

The baguette

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By *ocksareoffMan
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

A baguette for us to share

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"A baguette for us to share "

Buttered or?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"The baguette "

Full or half?

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By *panking masterMan
3 weeks ago

Washington


"Oink oink

"

bread buns and fried mushrooms

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By *ewtothis345Man
3 weeks ago

ayr


"The baguette

Full or half?"

What can you handle?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Eggs

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Oink oink

bread buns and fried mushrooms"

Oooh yum

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By *napppaMan
3 weeks ago

London


"Oink oink

"

I'll bring the special sauce

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Eggs"

Fried or?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Oink oink

I'll bring the special sauce"

Is it your own special recipe ?

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

east of Stamford

Oi.

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By *he both of usMan
3 weeks ago

Blackburn

The sausage

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"The baguette

Full or half?

What can you handle?"

If im extra hungry a foot long

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By *ocksareoffMan
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"A baguette for us to share

Buttered or?"

Already buttered up for you madame. Would her ladyship prefer tomato or brown sauce?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"The sausage "

We have our first sausage

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"A baguette for us to share

Buttered or?

Already buttered up for you madame. Would her ladyship prefer tomato or brown sauce? "

Tomato all day long

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By *ewtothis345Man
3 weeks ago

ayr


"The baguette

Full or half?

What can you handle?

If im extra hungry a foot long "

Well you might have to cope with 6 inches haha

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By *ocksareoffMan
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Oh bugger, I forgot the black pud

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"The baguette

Full or half?

What can you handle?

If im extra hungry a foot long

Well you might have to cope with 6 inches haha"

Might have to have 2 🤣

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Oh bugger, I forgot the black pud "

No black pud for me thank you

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Colchester


"Oink oink

"

a big pork sword to store in your pantry

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
3 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge

I’ll bring the sauce

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By *he both of usMan
3 weeks ago

Blackburn

Pork or cumberland ?

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

east of Stamford


"I’ll bring the sauce "

You're saucy enough

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Eggs

Fried or?"

Scrambled 😂

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’ll bring the sauce "

The sexy sauce

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By *ewtothis345Man
3 weeks ago

ayr

Hash browns?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Pork or cumberland ?"

Im a sucker for pork (all pun intended)

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By *aphunterMan
3 weeks ago

woking

Frying pan and a tent!

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Hash browns?"

Yes we will have some of them slapped on my 6 incher

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Frying pan and a tent!"

If you bring a camping bed deal!

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By *he both of usMan
3 weeks ago

Blackburn

Sliced bread for the fried bread

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

east of Stamford

Bloomers - big fuckers.

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By *r Black 85Man
3 weeks ago

nottingham

I'm bringing the speaker, the play list and the vibes😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Bloomers - big fuckers. "

Bloomers and baps all round

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By *ewtothis345Man
3 weeks ago

ayr

Sounds like a plan, any Mayo on your baps after?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm bringing the speaker, the play list and the vibes😎😎😎😎😎"

Georgia 🍑 hopefully

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Sounds like a plan, any Mayo on your baps after?"

I dont like mayo on my bacon

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By *r Black 85Man
3 weeks ago

nottingham


"I'm bringing the speaker, the play list and the vibes😎😎😎😎😎

Georgia 🍑 hopefully"

"Peaches and cream" 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ewtothis345Man
3 weeks ago

ayr


"Sounds like a plan, any Mayo on your baps after?

I dont like mayo on my bacon "

Not even on a bit!

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By *ocksareoffMan
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Pork or cumberland ?

Im a sucker for pork (all pun intended)"

I will come armed with the finest Lincolnshire bangers👌

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By *ocksareoffMan
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Sounds like a plan, any Mayo on your baps after?

I dont like mayo on my bacon "

There's a good girl 👏 mayo does not belong anywhere near bacon.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Sounds like a plan, any Mayo on your baps after?

I dont like mayo on my bacon

Not even on a bit!"

Ill have it on the side in case i fancy it

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

east of Stamford


"Sounds like a plan, any Mayo on your baps after?

I dont like mayo on my bacon "

No BLT for you then.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Sounds like a plan, any Mayo on your baps after?

I dont like mayo on my bacon

There's a good girl 👏 mayo does not belong anywhere near bacon. "

Pure pork only dont want no processed pork

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By *ewtothis345Man
3 weeks ago

ayr


"Sounds like a plan, any Mayo on your baps after?

I dont like mayo on my bacon

There's a good girl 👏 mayo does not belong anywhere near bacon.

Pure pork only dont want no processed pork"

Bet you know a good sausage when you see one, or do you prefer to taste

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By *antricSeeker60Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

Making ends meet

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Sounds like a plan, any Mayo on your baps after?

I dont like mayo on my bacon

There's a good girl 👏 mayo does not belong anywhere near bacon.

Pure pork only dont want no processed pork

Bet you know a good sausage when you see one, or do you prefer to taste"

I like to do a taste test first noone likes a stale sausage

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

east of Stamford

Line up lads.

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By *ocksareoffMan
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Line up lads. "

Do we need a ticket?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Line up lads.

Do we need a ticket? "

A sausage ticket

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By *ark5058Man
3 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

Oatcakes

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Oatcakes "

Healthy option

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By *attooed_BlueeyesMan
3 weeks ago

Tameside

Tomato and brown sauce. Gotta start the debate

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Tomato and brown sauce. Gotta start the debate "

There is no debate its tomato 😘

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Colchester

Has anyone pulled pork?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Has anyone pulled pork?"

No but ive soaked it and it was tasty

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands

Ketchup

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By *ewtothis345Man
3 weeks ago

ayr

Going to pull some shortly

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By *infullyObedientWoman
3 weeks ago

Woodley

Eggs - fried, scrambled and poached

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

Fried bread or toast?

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By *orny PTMan
3 weeks ago

Peterborough

Butter, for the toast.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Butter, for the toast."

Proper butter not the not real butter ?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Ketchup"

Yes _aizy

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Colchester

Yeah Marge can fuck off

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By *ocksareoffMan
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Eggs - fried, scrambled and poached "

Just fried please, with any luck the yokes will pop and run between the rashers 😋

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Eggs - fried, scrambled and poached "

Covering all tastes i like it

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Colchester

Old school heinz too. I definitely feel they've fucked with the recipe. I'm sure it used to taste as sweet as those lips 🧀

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By *e voyageur sexuelMan
3 weeks ago

Near you

I'm bringing sexy back...

...though some would say thats questionable

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Old school heinz too. I definitely feel they've fucked with the recipe. I'm sure it used to taste as sweet as those lips 🧀 "

I agree its changed

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Colchester

Thank you. And fucking twiglets!

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm bringing sexy back...

...though some would say thats questionable"

You can bring that sexy back here if youd like to .. so i can rub some oil into it maybe ...

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By *assySirenWoman
3 weeks ago

near you

I'll bring the Irish Kerrygold Butter, who's bringing the puddin'?

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By *ewtothis345Man
3 weeks ago

ayr


"I'll bring the Irish Kerrygold Butter, who's bringing the puddin'?"

Was hoping your the pudding

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'll bring the Irish Kerrygold Butter, who's bringing the puddin'?"

I think you brought that too 🔥

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By *KloganMan
3 weeks ago

Ramsbottom

Coffee… I’m presuming you might be thirsty. Leave the door on the latch and I’ll bring it up.. 👌🏻

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Coffee… I’m presuming you might be thirsty. Leave the door on the latch and I’ll bring it up.. 👌🏻"

You can deliver my coffee any day 👅

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By *CtomeetyouMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Coffee… I’m presuming you might be thirsty. Leave the door on the latch and I’ll bring it up.. 👌🏻

You can deliver my coffee any day 👅"

Need any cream, perhaps an eclair?

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

east of Stamford


"Coffee… I’m presuming you might be thirsty. Leave the door on the latch and I’ll bring it up.. 👌🏻

You can deliver my coffee any day 👅"

Smooth.

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By *assySirenWoman
3 weeks ago

near you


"I'll bring the Irish Kerrygold Butter, who's bringing the puddin'?

I think you brought that too 🔥"

I forgot pudding is dessert in the UK it's not here in Ireland 😂

But I'm happy to serve myself up as a dessert if needed 😈

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Coffee… I’m presuming you might be thirsty. Leave the door on the latch and I’ll bring it up.. 👌🏻

You can deliver my coffee any day 👅

Need any cream, perhaps an eclair?"

Why id love some cream thank you kind sir will that be delivered to me directly too?

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By *CtomeetyouMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Coffee… I’m presuming you might be thirsty. Leave the door on the latch and I’ll bring it up.. 👌🏻

You can deliver my coffee any day 👅

Need any cream, perhaps an eclair?

Why id love some cream thank you kind sir will that be delivered to me directly too?"

Fresh direct from the source. Looks like I brought too much!!!

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Coffee… I’m presuming you might be thirsty. Leave the door on the latch and I’ll bring it up.. 👌🏻

You can deliver my coffee any day 👅

Need any cream, perhaps an eclair?

Why id love some cream thank you kind sir will that be delivered to me directly too?

Fresh direct from the source. Looks like I brought too much!!!"

Theres plenty to go round it seems anyone else for cream?

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By *CtomeetyouMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Coffee… I’m presuming you might be thirsty. Leave the door on the latch and I’ll bring it up.. 👌🏻

You can deliver my coffee any day 👅

Need any cream, perhaps an eclair?

Why id love some cream thank you kind sir will that be delivered to me directly too?

Fresh direct from the source. Looks like I brought too much!!!

Theres plenty to go round it seems anyone else for cream?"

And don't worry it has been well whipped

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Colchester

I well fancy a kebab

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I well fancy a kebab"

Wrong thread .... again

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By *KloganMan
3 weeks ago

Ramsbottom


"Coffee… I’m presuming you might be thirsty. Leave the door on the latch and I’ll bring it up.. 👌🏻

You can deliver my coffee any day 👅

Smooth. "

Hahaha I said it to myself in a Bond voice as I typed it… Sean Connery style… “hey mish Thighs. I presume you’re thirsty…”

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Coffee… I’m presuming you might be thirsty. Leave the door on the latch and I’ll bring it up.. 👌🏻

You can deliver my coffee any day 👅

Smooth.

Hahaha I said it to myself in a Bond voice as I typed it… Sean Connery style… “hey mish Thighs. I presume you’re thirsty…”"

Thirsty for some smoothnesssssss 🤣

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

east of Stamford


"I well fancy a kebab"

A hairy one?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I well fancy a kebab

A hairy one? "

Im out

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Colchester


"I well fancy a kebab

Wrong thread .... again"

are pork kebabs not a thing?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I well fancy a kebab

Wrong thread .... againare pork kebabs not a thing?"

You could put pork in a kebab i guess

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Colchester

Doesn't get you as wet right?

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By *emptme1993Man
3 weeks ago

manchester

I’ll have a kebab if it’s on offer

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Doesn't get you as wet right? "

Not like bacon

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

east of Stamford


"I well fancy a kebab

A hairy one?

Im out "

Confirmation is required

My inbox is open.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Colchester


"Doesn't get you as wet right?

Not like bacon"

Absolutely — here’s the amped-up, extra-cheeky Stockton version of the recipe, with more local flavour than a parmo smothered in garlic sauce. Let’s give the locals a proper chuckle:

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Cheeky Bacon & Thighs Bake – Proper Stockton Style

This dish is juicy, saucy, and just a little bit naughty — kind of like that night out in Stockton where you ended up in Ku Bar with a kebab in one hand and dignity long gone. It’s got bacon, thighs, and a good squeeze of Heinz — what more could you want?

Ingredients:

4 chunky chicken thighs (like the ones you see wobbling across Stockton High Street on a windy Saturday)

6 rashers of streaky bacon (as streaky as a fake tan disaster after a Bank Holiday binge)

2 tbsp olive oil

1 onion, chopped (tears optional — not like the ones you cried after losing your chips on the Infinity Bridge)

2 garlic cloves, minced

3 heaped tbsp Heinz tomato ketchup (none of that off-brand nonsense — this is Stockton, not the Twilight Zone)

1 tsp smoked paprika (or whatever you’ve got knocking about the cupboard)

Salt & pepper to taste

Optional: chopped parsley for when you're feeling a bit “MasterChef after two WKDs”

Method:

1. Preheat oven to 200°C. If you're using an old oven from a Stockton student house, give it a good slap to wake it up.

2. Heat oil in a pan, brown the chicken thighs like they’ve just come back from two hours in the tanning booth at Hollywood Nails.

3. Remove the thighs and fry the onion and garlic until soft — not unlike the punters spilling out of The Globe after a tribute act.

4. Stir in the Heinz ketchup and paprika. Smells class already, doesn’t it?

5. Wrap each thigh in bacon like you’re dressing it for a night in Flares — tight, shiny, and ready for action.

6. Pop into a baking dish, slather in that saucy mix, and roast for 30 minutes until the bacon’s got that proper crisp edge, like your mam’s roasties on Christmas Day.

Serving suggestion:

Whack it on a plate with chips, rice, or even a side of garlic bread from that one takeaway near the bus station that claims it’s open “until late” (but never is when you need it).

Stockton Special Notes:

Want it spicier? Add a dash of chilli sauce — or just stir in the drama from the Stockton Facebook group.

This dish goes great with a can of Lilt and a gossip about who got kicked out of The George last weekend.

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If you’ve got a parmo on the brain or want a veggie version “for the soft lads,” let me know — Stockton’s got a recipe for everyone.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Doesn't get you as wet right?

Not like bacon

Absolutely — here’s the amped-up, extra-cheeky Stockton version of the recipe, with more local flavour than a parmo smothered in garlic sauce. Let’s give the locals a proper chuckle:

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Cheeky Bacon & Thighs Bake – Proper Stockton Style

This dish is juicy, saucy, and just a little bit naughty — kind of like that night out in Stockton where you ended up in Ku Bar with a kebab in one hand and dignity long gone. It’s got bacon, thighs, and a good squeeze of Heinz — what more could you want?

Ingredients:

4 chunky chicken thighs (like the ones you see wobbling across Stockton High Street on a windy Saturday)

6 rashers of streaky bacon (as streaky as a fake tan disaster after a Bank Holiday binge)

2 tbsp olive oil

1 onion, chopped (tears optional — not like the ones you cried after losing your chips on the Infinity Bridge)

2 garlic cloves, minced

3 heaped tbsp Heinz tomato ketchup (none of that off-brand nonsense — this is Stockton, not the Twilight Zone)

1 tsp smoked paprika (or whatever you’ve got knocking about the cupboard)

Salt & pepper to taste

Optional: chopped parsley for when you're feeling a bit “MasterChef after two WKDs”

Method:

1. Preheat oven to 200°C. If you're using an old oven from a Stockton student house, give it a good slap to wake it up.

2. Heat oil in a pan, brown the chicken thighs like they’ve just come back from two hours in the tanning booth at Hollywood Nails.

3. Remove the thighs and fry the onion and garlic until soft — not unlike the punters spilling out of The Globe after a tribute act.

4. Stir in the Heinz ketchup and paprika. Smells class already, doesn’t it?

5. Wrap each thigh in bacon like you’re dressing it for a night in Flares — tight, shiny, and ready for action.

6. Pop into a baking dish, slather in that saucy mix, and roast for 30 minutes until the bacon’s got that proper crisp edge, like your mam’s roasties on Christmas Day.

Serving suggestion:

Whack it on a plate with chips, rice, or even a side of garlic bread from that one takeaway near the bus station that claims it’s open “until late” (but never is when you need it).

Stockton Special Notes:

Want it spicier? Add a dash of chilli sauce — or just stir in the drama from the Stockton Facebook group.

This dish goes great with a can of Lilt and a gossip about who got kicked out of The George last weekend.

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If you’ve got a parmo on the brain or want a veggie version “for the soft lads,” let me know — Stockton’s got a recipe for everyone.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That is amazing 👏👏👏 hahahahahaahah

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By *iredhand2Man
3 weeks ago

Sale

How does some Gentleman’s Relish sound?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"How does some Gentleman’s Relish sound? "

You bring that relish kind sir

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Colchester


"

That is amazing 👏👏👏 hahahahahaahah"

you need to make it

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By *enelope2UWoman
3 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Unfertilised eggs with spring onions and hot sauce

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

east of Stamford


"Unfertilised eggs with spring onions and hot sauce"

Hot sauce.

We're hot enough.

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By *ocksareoffMan
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"

That is amazing 👏👏👏 hahahahahaahah you need to make it"

Likes em big for the win 🫡

Dam you... 😢

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"

That is amazing 👏👏👏 hahahahahaahah you need to make it

Likes em big for the win 🫡

Dam you... 😢"

He put us all to shame there im crying in the corner with my bacon now

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By *ocksareoffMan
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"

That is amazing 👏👏👏 hahahahahaahah you need to make it

Likes em big for the win 🫡

Dam you... 😢

He put us all to shame there im crying in the corner with my bacon now"

At least you got some bacon

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"

That is amazing 👏👏👏 hahahahahaahah you need to make it

Likes em big for the win 🫡

Dam you... 😢

He put us all to shame there im crying in the corner with my bacon now

At least you got some bacon "

But youve got my baguette 😭

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By *ourPlayDateMan
3 weeks ago

Northants

Not the French stick..

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Not the French stick.. "

What you replacing it with?

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

east of Stamford


"Not the French stick.. "

Sacre bleu

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Not the French stick..

Sacre bleu "

Sorry i dont speak chinese

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By *ourPlayDateMan
3 weeks ago

Northants


"Not the French stick..

Sacre bleu

Sorry i dont speak chinese"

Pretty sure that was Dutch

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

east of Stamford


"Not the French stick..

Sacre bleu

Sorry i dont speak chinese"

I'll have a No.69 please.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Not the French stick..

Sacre bleu

Sorry i dont speak chinese

Pretty sure that was Dutch "

Ah damn i knew id get it wrong

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Colchester

Best not be prebaked

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Best not be prebaked"

You always bring it prepared for me dont you

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Colchester

I sometimes rise to the the occasion

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By *reampie Cleaner 69Man
3 weeks ago

Barnsley

I'll bring the tongue 👅

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

east of Stamford


"I sometimes rise to the the occasion "

Thickthighs is an excellent Baker.

You'll be in good hands

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Colchester

I don't think she kneads me enough

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

Pat a cake pat a cake

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

east of Stamford


"Pat a cake pat a cake "

I love it when you talk dirty.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Colchester

Whilst Thighs sleeps. Any idea how she likes her breakfast after a night of meat pounding? I was thinking breakfast in bed followed by a delicious creampie (or pork pie, depends how kinky she's feeling)

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Whilst Thighs sleeps. Any idea how she likes her breakfast after a night of meat pounding? I was thinking breakfast in bed followed by a delicious creampie (or pork pie, depends how kinky she's feeling)"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Colchester


"Whilst Thighs sleeps. Any idea how she likes her breakfast after a night of meat pounding? I was thinking breakfast in bed followed by a delicious creampie (or pork pie, depends how kinky she's feeling)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

christ do you ever sleep or is that sex doll you made out of bacon starting to turn

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Whilst Thighs sleeps. Any idea how she likes her breakfast after a night of meat pounding? I was thinking breakfast in bed followed by a delicious creampie (or pork pie, depends how kinky she's feeling)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣christ do you ever sleep or is that sex doll you made out of bacon starting to turn "

The smell of decay woke me up ...

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Colchester

I'd like you to be the pig in my blanket

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'd like you to be the pig in my blanket"

Id like to be the body in your basement

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Colchester


"I'd like you to be the pig in my blanket

Id like to be the body in your basement "

oooo there's an idea. We can take turns

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By *orny PTMan
3 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Butter, for the toast.

Proper butter not the not real butter ?"

Salted and from a local farm, I've even been splashing out on Curdle hill's produce.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Butter, for the toast.

Proper butter not the not real butter ?

Salted and from a local farm, I've even been splashing out on Curdle hill's produce."

Your in the breakfast club!!

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By *rown.studMan
3 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Butter, for the toast.

Proper butter not the not real butter ?

Salted and from a local farm, I've even been splashing out on Curdle hill's produce.

Your in the breakfast club!! "

Whipped cream

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By *orny PTMan
3 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Butter, for the toast.

Proper butter not the not real butter ?

Salted and from a local farm, I've even been splashing out on Curdle hill's produce.

Your in the breakfast club!! "

Bring it on.

Shall I bring some cheese and chilli sour dough bread too? Assuming of course Miss Devil hasn't got it under lock and key.

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By *intageandginge89Couple
3 weeks ago

Whitefield

We have a 1978 ford door handle. Will this be of any use?

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By *enelope2UWoman
3 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances


"We have a 1978 ford door handle. Will this be of any use? "

1 man

9 inches

7 hours of being

8 ate

Yess please

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By *aphunterMan
3 weeks ago

woking

Who’s bringing the baps?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"We have a 1978 ford door handle. Will this be of any use? "

We could butter the bread with it ?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Who’s bringing the baps? "

Plenty of baps being brought dont you worry

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By *rown.studMan
3 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Who’s bringing the baps?

Plenty of baps being brought dont you worry "

You?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Who’s bringing the baps?

Plenty of baps being brought dont you worry

You?"

Me and a few others are bringing baps you still bringing the french stick?

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By *rown.studMan
3 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Who’s bringing the baps?

Plenty of baps being brought dont you worry

You?

Me and a few others are bringing baps you still bringing the french stick?"

Definitely I’m

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By *aphunterMan
3 weeks ago

woking


"Who’s bringing the baps?

Plenty of baps being brought dont you worry

You?

Me and a few others are bringing baps you still bringing the french stick?"

Excellent! I’ll bring the French stick

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Who’s bringing the baps?

Plenty of baps being brought dont you worry

You?

Me and a few others are bringing baps you still bringing the french stick?

Excellent! I’ll bring the French stick "

Weve got a lot of the ingredients now

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By *rown.studMan
3 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Who’s bringing the baps?

Plenty of baps being brought dont you worry

You?

Me and a few others are bringing baps you still bringing the french stick?

Excellent! I’ll bring the French stick

Weve got a lot of the ingredients now "

Seems like we have completed the Menu for a picnic

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By *heVikingJarlMan
3 weeks ago

behind you

Ill bring the music

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

east of Stamford

Breakfast muffins???

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Breakfast muffins???"

Yesssssssssss

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By *rown.studMan
3 weeks ago

Thornaby

Peanut butter

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

east of Stamford


"Breakfast muffins???

Yesssssssssss"

Was that your Meg Ryan impression?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Breakfast muffins???

Yesssssssssss

Was that your Meg Ryan impression? "

It must of been good because you got it 👅

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

east of Stamford


"Breakfast muffins???

Yesssssssssss

Was that your Meg Ryan impression?

It must of been good because you got it 👅"

Well. At least I know to make you orgasm, even if it's a fake obe.

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By *aphunterMan
3 weeks ago

woking

Are we bringing wine for this breakfast in case it spills over to dinner, got a lot of food

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Are we bringing wine for this breakfast in case it spills over to dinner, got a lot of food"

Whos bringing dessert?

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

east of Stamford


"Are we bringing wine for this breakfast in case it spills over to dinner, got a lot of food

Whos bringing dessert?"

You are the dessert.

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By *rown.studMan
3 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Are we bringing wine for this breakfast in case it spills over to dinner, got a lot of food

Whos bringing dessert?

You are the dessert. "

The perfect glazed donuts

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By *heVikingJarlMan
3 weeks ago

behind you

Ill bring the spoon

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By *aphunterMan
3 weeks ago

woking

I’m happy to share pudding

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

Noones getting my pudding im keeping it you bullies 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

east of Stamford


"Noones getting my pudding im keeping it you bullies 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

I'll have your arse instead.

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By *r Black 85Man
2 weeks ago

nottingham


"Noones getting my pudding im keeping it you bullies 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'll have your arse instead. "

Did you get it😎😎😎😎😎

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By *rown.studMan
2 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Noones getting my pudding im keeping it you bullies 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'll have your arse instead.

Did you get it😎😎😎😎😎"

That’s a no go territory. Won’t let you gents go there

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By *r Black 85Man
2 weeks ago

nottingham


"Noones getting my pudding im keeping it you bullies 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'll have your arse instead.

Did you get it😎😎😎😎😎

That’s a no go territory. Won’t let you gents go there "

😎😎😎😎😎

Can I see you S.I.A licence please

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Noones getting my pudding im keeping it you bullies 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'll have your arse instead.

Did you get it😎😎😎😎😎

That’s a no go territory. Won’t let you gents go there

😎😎😎😎😎

Can I see you S.I.A licence please"

Nooooooooooooooo haha

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By *r Black 85Man
2 weeks ago

nottingham


"Noones getting my pudding im keeping it you bullies 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'll have your arse instead.

Did you get it😎😎😎😎😎

That’s a no go territory. Won’t let you gents go there

😎😎😎😎😎

Can I see you S.I.A licence please

Nooooooooooooooo haha "

😎😎😎😎😎

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By *rown.studMan
2 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Noones getting my pudding im keeping it you bullies 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'll have your arse instead.

Did you get it😎😎😎😎😎

That’s a no go territory. Won’t let you gents go there

😎😎😎😎😎

Can I see you S.I.A licence please"

I actually have one 😂

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By *r Black 85Man
2 weeks ago

nottingham


"Noones getting my pudding im keeping it you bullies 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'll have your arse instead.

Did you get it😎😎😎😎😎

That’s a no go territory. Won’t let you gents go there

😎😎😎😎😎

Can I see you S.I.A licence please

I actually have one 😂"

Why am I not surprised 😎😎😎😎😎

I suppose you do CQP work as well 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton

Bumping the bacon yum yum yum

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By *xstaceyxxTV/TS
2 weeks ago

longeaton,ng10

I'd bring the sausage.

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By *heVikingJarlMan
2 weeks ago

behind you

Ill bring the white sauce

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By *ucka39Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle

I'll bring sausages as it seems like 😂🤣 only two are being brought 😂

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

east of Stamford


"Bumping the bacon yum yum yum "

I'd bump your rump. Xx

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By *ikesEmBigMan
2 weeks ago

Colchester

I'm more into ribeye

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