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"Tickle his balls with a feather "Send her to Download | |||
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"Buy him a drink " Few bevvies | |||
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"Buy him a drink Few bevvies " Massage | |||
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"Buy him a drink Few bevvies Massage " Take out for a dinner | |||
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"Paint him like one of my French girls " Worship her curvy body | |||
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"Ask him to stop worshipping and ask if I can woo her instead "Ask him if hes a ghost .. whooooooo | |||
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"Ask him to stop worshipping and ask if I can woo her instead
Ask him if hes a ghost .. whooooooo"wants to make her shake | |||
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"Ask him to stop worshipping and ask if I can woo her instead
Ask him if hes a ghost .. whooooooo"Whatever she wants as long as it’s consensual | |||
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"Ask him to stop worshipping and ask if I can woo her instead
Ask him if hes a ghost .. whooooooo
Whatever she wants as long as it’s consensual "Consent to him and his toybox | |||
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"What wouldn't i do "Wash his back  | |||
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"What wouldn't i do
Wash his back "Let her take advantage of me | |||
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"What wouldn't i do "Aks him what he wouldnt do | |||
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"What wouldn't i do
Aks him what he wouldnt do "Use my face as a chair for her | |||
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"What wouldn't i do
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"What wouldn't i do
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Stare into those beautiful eyes.
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"What wouldn't i do
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Stare into those beautiful eyes.
Close my eyes when i talk to him cos mine arnt beautiful "Call her a lier | |||
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"What wouldn't i do
Wash his back
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Close my eyes when i talk to him cos mine arnt beautiful "Inspect those thighs up close and personal | |||
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"What wouldn't i do
Wash his back
Stare into those beautiful eyes.
Close my eyes when i talk to him cos mine arnt beautiful "But everything else is. | |||
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"Play bingo" Play marbles | |||
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"Play bingo Play marbles " Play strip beer pong | |||
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"Give her a nice massage" Get him to type faster 🤣 | |||
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"Give her a nice massage Get him to type faster 🤣" Cook him dinner | |||
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"Play bingo Play marbles " Play strip Rock Paper scissors | |||
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"Play bingo Play marbles Play strip Rock Paper scissors " Join in | |||
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"go ghost hunting" I don't like ghosts | |||
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"Hang my handbags along his cock " Pass her my handbag to hang there | |||
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"Hang my handbags along his cock " Hang my towel on her nipples  | |||
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"Hang my handbags along his cock Hang my towel on her nipples "Eat your chocolate | |||
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"Hang my handbags along his cock Pass her my handbag to hang there " Kiss her all over. | |||
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"Give him a better tasting lollypop. Mine tastes of bacon" I love bacon yum | |||
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"My name is Kermit " I’m at the top of the stairs | |||
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"You can stay there. I'm only after Thickthighs and sexy eyes" See if his cock goes "boing" when a flick it. | |||
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"You can stay there. I'm only after Thickthighs and sexy eyes See if his cock goes "boing" when a flick it. " Challenge him to a cock boinging competition | |||
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"You can stay there. I'm only after Thickthighs and sexy eyes See if his cock goes "boing" when a flick it. Challenge him to a cock boinging competition " All of you! | |||
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"You can stay there. I'm only after Thickthighs and sexy eyes See if his cock goes "boing" when a flick it. Challenge him to a cock boinging competition All of you! "Well I do happen to have a vid or two of said boing, but alas I'm not verified so can't upload it... | |||
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"Knight you with my penis" Arise sir spunk alot | |||
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"You can stay there. I'm only after Thickthighs and sexy eyes See if his cock goes "boing" when a flick it. Challenge him to a cock boinging competition All of you!
Well I do happen to have a vid or two of said boing, but alas I'm not verified so can't upload it... "Tell him hes a boing tease | |||
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"Bring her ketchup" Bring the bacon and the baps | |||
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"Bring her ketchup Bring the bacon and the baps " Stick my sausage between her baps | |||
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"Bring her ketchup Bring the bacon and the baps " Inspect her baps …. A lot | |||
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"Bring her ketchup Bring the bacon and the baps Inspect her baps …. A lot " Ask him to Butter my baps .... with proper butter | |||
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"Bring her ketchup Bring the bacon and the baps Inspect her baps …. A lot Ask him to Butter my baps .... with proper butter " As long as she promises to try my special sauce | |||
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"Bring her ketchup Bring the bacon and the baps Inspect her baps …. A lot Ask him to Butter my baps .... with proper butter As long as she promises to try my special sauce " Tell him to use chatgpt instead of stealing my innuendo ideas  | |||
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"Bring her ketchup Bring the bacon and the baps Inspect her baps …. A lot Ask him to Butter my baps .... with proper butter As long as she promises to try my special sauce Tell him to use chatgpt instead of stealing my innuendo ideas "Tell him i wont need a baseball bat for burglars i can just use his giant penis | |||
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"Tell her you can only have him at weekends. That was what the courts agreed " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Give him the disappointing news about Mr Tickle😎😎😎😎😎" Dissapoint him with tickles | |||
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"Bring the 🧀 " Admire that fine curved cock | |||
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"Bring the 🧀 " Make sure he has put his 🐁 back in the house | |||
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"Compete in the wet t shirt competition " Loose a wet t-shirt competition. | |||
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"Put him in a cold shower to cool him off. "Chuck you in with him 😆 | |||
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"Go fishing " Lend him my rod | |||
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"Go fishing Lend him my rod " Give her my rod  | |||
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"Pottery class " Naked twister | |||
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"Pottery class Naked twister" Naked scrabble | |||
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"Pottery class Naked twister Naked scrabble " Naked tiddly winks | |||
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"Go fishing Lend him my rod " Is there something you need to own up about? | |||
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"Go fishing Lend him my rod Is there something you need to own up about? "Yeah that i have a bigger rod than you and no you cant borrow it | |||
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"Go fishing Lend him my rod Is there something you need to own up about?
Yeah that i have a bigger rod than you and no you cant borrow it "How bigs your rod | |||
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"Share the chunkies 😎😎😎😎😎" A triangle playing lesson | |||
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"Share the chunkies 😎😎😎😎😎 A triangle playing lesson" Get the warm oil out | |||
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"Go fishing Lend him my rod Is there something you need to own up about?
Yeah that i have a bigger rod than you and no you cant borrow it "That maybe so, buy my lightsaber is huge.  | |||
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"Go fishing Lend him my rod Is there something you need to own up about?
Yeah that i have a bigger rod than you and no you cant borrow it
That maybe so, buy my lightsaber is huge. "Turn the lights off so I can see his light saber | |||
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"Pretend his cock is a light sabre " Pint | |||
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"Help her mend those fishnets Only to ruin them again "Be the meat in their sandwich | |||
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"Help her mend those fishnets Only to ruin them again
Be the meat in their sandwich "Get my meat elsewhere as his is in there sandwich | |||
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"Put his socks back on" Hide all of her socks whilst I run around chanting yabba dabba doo | |||
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"Pretend his cock is a light sabre " will you be making the light sabre nosies? | |||
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"Put his socks back on Hide all of her socks whilst I run around chanting yabba dabba doo " Help him find socks | |||
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"Put his socks back on Hide all of her socks whilst I run around chanting yabba dabba doo Help him find socks" Help him find pants that contain him | |||
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"Pretend his cock is a light sabre will you be making the light sabre nosies? " Of course! 🤣 | |||
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"Pretend his cock is a light sabre will you be making the light sabre nosies? Of course! 🤣" Ask her to wear a Princess Leia costume. | |||
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"I’ll be the cheerleader then " Well I can only see one thing  | |||
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"Have a spit roast "Spit on his roast | |||
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"Have a spit roast
Spit on his roast "Lick your bum cheeks | |||
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"Have a spit roast
Spit on his roast
Lick your bum cheeks "Flash my bum and give him the eye treatment | |||
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"Have a spit roast
Spit on his roast
Lick your bum cheeks
Flash my bum and give him the eye treatment "Have fun | |||
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"Have a spit roast
Spit on his roast
Lick your bum cheeks
Flash my bum and give him the eye treatment
Have fun "Squeeze | |||
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"Have a spit roast
Spit on his roast
Lick your bum cheeks
Flash my bum and give him the eye treatment
Have fun
Squeeze "Squeeze x2 | |||
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"Have a spit roast
Spit on his roast
Lick your bum cheeks
Flash my bum and give him the eye treatment
Have fun
Squeeze
Squeeze x2"Please | |||
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"Have a spit roast
Spit on his roast
Lick your bum cheeks
Flash my bum and give him the eye treatment
Have fun
Squeeze
Squeeze x2
Please"I would 🤗 | |||
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"Have a spit roast
Spit on his roast
Lick your bum cheeks
Flash my bum and give him the eye treatment
Have fun
Squeeze
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I would 🤗"Watch these two | |||
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"Have a spit roast
Spit on his roast
Lick your bum cheeks
Flash my bum and give him the eye treatment
Have fun
Squeeze
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I would 🤗 Watch these two"Have a beer whilst we watch them two | |||
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"Have a milkshake 😎😎😎😎😎" Shake his milkshake | |||
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"Have a milkshake 😎😎😎😎😎 Shake his milkshake" Sing… damn right it’s better then yours … | |||
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"Suck her melons" Pull his pisser | |||
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"Suck her melons Pull his pisser " Take away her arrogance  | |||
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"Suck her melons Pull his pisser Take away her arrogance "Excuse me? | |||
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"Suck her melons Pull his pisser Take away her arrogance
Excuse me?"Ask for forgiveness | |||
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"Suck her melons Pull his pisser Take away her arrogance
Excuse me?"Give her a cuddle … a big lovely cuddle | |||
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"Suck her melons Pull his pisser Take away her arrogance
Excuse me?
Give her a cuddle … a big lovely cuddle "Thank him for his lovely cuddle .. im being picked on so i needed it | |||
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"Suck her melons Pull his pisser Take away her arrogance
Excuse me?
Give her a cuddle … a big lovely cuddle
Thank him for his lovely cuddle .. im being picked on so i needed it "Diner out | |||
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"Suck her melons Pull his pisser Take away her arrogance
Excuse me?
Give her a cuddle … a big lovely cuddle
Thank him for his lovely cuddle .. im being picked on so i needed it "you reap what you sow | |||
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"Suck her melons Pull his pisser Take away her arrogance
Excuse me?
Give her a cuddle … a big lovely cuddle
Thank him for his lovely cuddle .. im being picked on so i needed it
you reap what you sow"If you have nothing nice to say to me then skip me 😁 | |||
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"Suck her melons Pull his pisser Take away her arrogance
Excuse me?
Give her a cuddle … a big lovely cuddle
Thank him for his lovely cuddle .. im being picked on so i needed it
you reap what you sow
If you have nothing nice to say to me then skip me 😁"I tried, but you are like a tick … | |||
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"I've got lots of naughty things to say to you" Naughty is acceptable mean isnt 👅 | |||
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"I've got lots of naughty things to say to you" I’ll act out the naughty things he’s says with her | |||
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"I've got lots of naughty things to say to you I’ll act out the naughty things he’s says with her " Get in line haha | |||
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"I've got lots of naughty things to say to you I’ll act out the naughty things he’s says with her Get in line haha" Buy him a pint till we wait our turn | |||
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"I've got lots of naughty things to say to you I’ll act out the naughty things he’s says with her Get in line haha Buy him a pint till we wait our turn "Get in a round with these guys | |||
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"I've got lots of naughty things to say to you I’ll act out the naughty things he’s says with her Get in line haha Buy him a pint till we wait our turn
Get in a round with these guys"I think its Jagerbombs time | |||
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"I've got lots of naughty things to say to you I’ll act out the naughty things he’s says with her Get in line haha Buy him a pint till we wait our turn
Get in a round with these guys
I think its Jagerbombs time"Pinch his drink | |||
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"I've got lots of naughty things to say to you I’ll act out the naughty things he’s says with her Get in line haha Buy him a pint till we wait our turn
Get in a round with these guys
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Pinch his drink"Pinch her left bum cheek | |||
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"I've got lots of naughty things to say to you I’ll act out the naughty things he’s says with her Get in line haha Buy him a pint till we wait our turn
Get in a round with these guys
I think its Jagerbombs time
Pinch his drink"Hmm naughty, maybe I will want to lick you after who knows | |||
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