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"Last one filled up.... Left off woth _ocksareoff being fuelled by bacon Have fun 😊" Im in need of breakfast | |||
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"Last one filled up.... Left off woth _ocksareoff being fuelled by bacon Have fun 😊 Im in need of breakfast " I'm too young | |||
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"Last one filled up.... Left off woth _ocksareoff being fuelled by bacon Have fun 😊 Im in need of breakfast " I'd need to be 'prepared'  | |||
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"I need more coffee first I need my coffee too." I can’t find my glasses | |||
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"I need more coffee first I need my coffee too. I can’t find my glasses" I picked up the wrong glasses and I can’t see shit now | |||
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"I need more coffee first I need my coffee too. I can’t find my glasses I picked up the wrong glasses and I can’t see shit now " He cant see what hes doing | |||
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"I need more coffee first I need my coffee too. I can’t find my glasses I picked up the wrong glasses and I can’t see shit now He cant see what hes doing " You're too distracted watching him stumble around | |||
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"He already came she seems full" He’s hanging out at the pool | |||
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"He already came she seems full He’s hanging out at the pool" Be a long 2nd round fuck now | |||
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"He already came she seems full He’s hanging out at the pool" You live in Belgium  | |||
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"He already came she seems full He’s hanging out at the pool You live in Belgium "He lives too far away | |||
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"He already came she seems full He’s hanging out at the pool You live in Belgium
He lives too far away "You're Straight......(ah well) 😉🤭 | |||
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"He already came she seems full He’s hanging out at the pool You live in Belgium
He lives too far away
You're Straight......(ah well) 😉🤭"I am slightly out of age range | |||
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"I need to replenish my fluids from last night too 😜 " I am producing fluids to help replentish you! | |||
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"I'm still recovering from last night's strip tease. Phew "Hes got no bacon left in the fridge | |||
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"Buy him some bacon " He’s at the shop buying bacon | |||
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"Buy him some bacon He’s at the shop buying bacon" Everyone keeps stealing my bacon oink oink | |||
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"I hate bacon" I blocked you due to your stance on bacon. | |||
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"I only like frazzles" Its Friday 13th and I am superstitiuos | |||
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"I'll break my back doing 18th Oct. Too old for that" Then if you're too old then I'm ancient | |||
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"I'll break my back doing 18th Oct. Too old for that Then if you're too old then I'm ancient "Im too busy crisping my bacon | |||
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"I'll break my back doing 18th Oct. Too old for that Then if you're too old then I'm ancient
Im too busy crisping my bacon"Just had my bacon butty | |||
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"I'll break my back doing 18th Oct. Too old for that Then if you're too old then I'm ancient
Im too busy crisping my bacon
Just had my bacon butty"You had tomato sauce on your bacon butty | |||
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"Reliased that was for wed.... You would fuck me beucase I'm slow 😂 " Fuck me sideways, as slow as you like. Oops | |||
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"I need to eat first for energy- forgot to have breakfast today " You haven't the energy | |||
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"I need to eat first for energy- forgot to have breakfast today You haven't the energy " Your to far away | |||
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"I need to eat first for energy- forgot to have breakfast today You haven't the energy Your to far away " Snap x | |||
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"I need to eat first for energy- forgot to have breakfast today You haven't the energy Your to far away Snap x " Sadly only looking for MF fun x | |||
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"I need to eat first for energy- forgot to have breakfast today You haven't the energy Your to far away Snap x Sadly only looking for MF fun x"Your pet chimp may get jealous! | |||
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"I need to eat first for energy- forgot to have breakfast today You haven't the energy Your to far away Snap x " I'd fuck your butt! | |||
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"Watching paint dry" I'd be alot quicker than that | |||
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"Watching paint dry Ouch, that was harsh. "But you are currently in pain | |||
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"Watching paint dry Ouch, that was harsh.
But you are currently in pain"Had too much pineapple already | |||
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"I'm just tucking into last nights Chinese 🤷" Looks like I'll have to wait for an hour.  | |||
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"These jeans are in the way " Not looking for men | |||
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"These jeans are in the way Not looking for men "Your a man | |||
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"These jeans are in the way Not looking for men
Your a man "I didn’t like the taste of Marmite | |||
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"These jeans are in the way Not looking for men
Your a man
I didn’t like the taste of Marmite "Im too busy | |||
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"These jeans are in the way Not looking for men
Your a man
I didn’t like the taste of Marmite
Im too busy "Your too busy | |||
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"These jeans are in the way Not looking for men
Your a man
I didn’t like the taste of Marmite
Im too busy
Your too busy "You are after her | |||
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"These jeans are in the way Not looking for men
Your a man
I didn’t like the taste of Marmite
Im too busy
Your too busy
You are after her"You give up to easily | |||
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"These jeans are in the way Not looking for men
Your a man
I didn’t like the taste of Marmite
Im too busy
Your too busy
You are after her
You give up to easily "I'm too busy admiring your ink. | |||
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"But I'm to picky to be true 🤷" Picky- that's me knackered then. | |||
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"But I'm to picky to be true 🤷 Picky- that's me knackered then. "Im only interested in your 6 pack | |||
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"You both have poor taste in pizza 😝" Lost in the torso tattoo | |||
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"You both have poor taste in pizza 😝 Lost in the torso tattoo Whip his towel off for the ladies" We're not on the same frequency | |||
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"You have the wrong kind of six pack 😝" I would but I'm not dominant | |||
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"You have the wrong kind of six pack 😝 I would but I'm not dominant " It's just too warm | |||
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"It's Friday,,,,, and Friday is pub day. 🤷" Your obviously busy drinking | |||
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"But I've been burnt by a smiley face before "Im washing my hair | |||
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"Don't want my heart broken again" Still not Dan | |||
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"Don't want my heart broken again Still not Dan" Out of my league | |||
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"Don't want my heart broken again Still not Dan" I don’t want to ruin your new bed sheets | |||
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"It's Friday,,,,, and Friday is pub day. 🤷 Your obviously busy drinking " Will be busy with tequila in an hour so not got time🍸🍸🍸 | |||
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"Don't want my heart broken again Still not Dan" She doesn't want guys. | |||
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"I'd be sneezing all over you " Don’t want to be covered in snot | |||
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"She's busy handing out hankies." At my cat’s funeral | |||
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"Showing towel rail instructions " Not looking for single men | |||
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"Showing towel rail instructions Not looking for single men" Same | |||
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"Showing towel rail instructions Not looking for single men Same " I cant think of a reason i wouldnt. Maybe your too tasty for me 🤷♀️ | |||
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"Not tanned enough, we’ll have to go sunbathing together " Too straight to bend infront | |||
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"Not tanned enough, we’ll have to go sunbathing together Too straight to bend infront " Too bendy 🤷♀️ couldnt keep u still | |||
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"Not tanned enough, we’ll have to go sunbathing together Too straight to bend infront Too bendy 🤷♀️ couldnt keep u still" Still mourning over my dead cat | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 13/06/25 15:41:00]" Im alive so im not your type | |||
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"My dominatrix says not yet .. " I’m busy with your dominatrix . | |||
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"My dominatrix says not yet .. I’m busy with your dominatrix . " Im not a dominatrix | |||
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"My dominatrix says not yet .. I’m busy with your dominatrix . Im not a dominatrix " I've not got a whip | |||
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"My dominatrix says not yet .. I’m busy with your dominatrix . Im not a dominatrix " .. Id fuck you but ,you're out of my league.. | |||
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"He doesn't carry the right tools" You carry huge tools | |||
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"He doesn't carry the right tools" I think your tool is too big for my box | |||
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"He doesn't carry the right tools I think your tool is too big for my box "she takes too much man juice | |||
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"He doesn't carry the right tools I think your tool is too big for my box she takes too much man juice"He says minge | |||
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"He doesn't carry the right tools I think your tool is too big for my box she takes too much man juice
He says minge "She’s probably washing her hair .. | |||
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"Has the worst town centre " Has a downer on Hertfordshire | |||
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"Has the worst town centre Has a downer on Hertfordshire " Hes in hertfordshire | |||
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"Has the worst town centre Has a downer on Hertfordshire Hes in hertfordshire" Shes not a man | |||
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"Has the worst town centre Has a downer on Hertfordshire Hes in hertfordshire" No ifs no buts … apart from distance | |||
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"Has the worst town centre Has a downer on Hertfordshire Hes in hertfordshire" She's not hiding bacon in her cleavage  | |||
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"Only has a pork sword" I like pork hammers | |||
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"Only has a pork sword I like pork hammers " I don’t like pork | |||
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"He's homophobic " He’s straight | |||
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"He can't see my curve" The grass need cutting | |||
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"He can't see my curve The grass need cutting " It's raining | |||
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"He's speedy gonzales" She hates me. | |||
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"My mowers broken " I’m busy fixing her mower | |||
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"My mowers broken I’m busy fixing her mower " I'm using my leaf blower | |||
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"Prefer a leaf sucker" Prefers hedge trimmers | |||
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"Prefer a leaf sucker Prefers hedge trimmers" Your always with someone else | |||
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"Prefer a leaf sucker Prefers hedge trimmers Your always with someone else" I don’t know how to get to neverland | |||
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"Prefer a leaf sucker Prefers hedge trimmers Your always with someone else" I dont like pineapples | |||
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"I wouldn't want to leave " I’m busy fucking SinfullyObediant | |||
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"I wouldn't want to leave I’m busy fucking SinfullyObediant "Im not in the hot tub yet | |||
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"I wouldn't want to leave I’m busy fucking SinfullyObediant "Hes busy fucking someone else | |||
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