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"Tell him "wtf are you doing stealing my thread!!!! 🤣🤣" you snooze you loose you can do fab a fella Thursday next week | |||
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"Tell him "wtf are you doing stealing my thread!!!! 🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i was waiting for this " Make her wait no longer 😉😉 | |||
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"Tell him "wtf are you doing stealing my thread!!!! 🤣🤣you snooze you loose you can do fab a fella Thursday next week " I was having a wank over pie porn actually 🤷🤷 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Tell him "wtf are you doing stealing my thread!!!! 🤣🤣you snooze you loose you can do fab a fella Thursday next week I was having a wank over pie porn actually 🤷🤷 🤣🤣" Hes not lying either | |||
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"Tell him "wtf are you doing stealing my thread!!!! 🤣🤣you snooze you loose you can do fab a fella Thursday next week I was having a wank over pie porn actually 🤷🤷 🤣🤣 Hes not lying either " Bollocks, is my cam on again..oh FFS!! 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Tell him "wtf are you doing stealing my thread!!!! 🤣🤣you snooze you loose you can do fab a fella Thursday next week I was having a wank over pie porn actually 🤷🤷 🤣🤣 Hes not lying either Bollocks, is my cam on again..oh FFS!! 🤣🤣" Tell him he needs to stop fucking pies and enjoy himself properly ... oh he will be 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Tell him "wtf are you doing stealing my thread!!!! 🤣🤣you snooze you loose you can do fab a fella Thursday next week I was having a wank over pie porn actually 🤷🤷 🤣🤣 Hes not lying either " I'm watching big tit's threesome porn so | |||
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"Tell him "wtf are you doing stealing my thread!!!! 🤣🤣you snooze you loose you can do fab a fella Thursday next week I was having a wank over pie porn actually 🤷🤷 🤣🤣 Hes not lying either I'm watching big tit's threesome porn so " I've got thickthighs vids on repeat 😉😉 | |||
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"Tell him "wtf are you doing stealing my thread!!!! 🤣🤣you snooze you loose you can do fab a fella Thursday next week I was having a wank over pie porn actually 🤷🤷 🤣🤣 Hes not lying either I'm watching big tit's threesome porn so I've got thickthighs vids on repeat 😉😉" Fair enough you win | |||
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"Fancies some pork pie ![]() Fancies some Scotch eggs ![]() | |||
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"Fancies some pork pie ![]() ![]() Fancies some pork | |||
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"Fancies some pork pie ![]() ![]() Fancy making our own video? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Fancies some pork pie ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Youve pinched my sandwich | |||
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"Fancies some pork pie ![]() ![]() ![]() Pork loining | |||
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"Fancies some pork pie ![]() ![]() ![]() Want my sausage with your loin? | |||
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"Fancies some pork pie ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Come and get it. You know you want it. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Fancies some pork pie ![]() ![]() ![]() Sounds very meaty | |||
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"Fancies some pork pie ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Here little piggy piggy 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Fancies some pork pie ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() let her have my sausage | |||
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"Fancies some pork pie ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Me - little. You need to look again. It's more than a mouthful ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Bring some mash" Just don't slap your sausage in the mash please. | |||
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"Fancies some pork pie ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I was meaning me! Im the piggy remember | |||
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"Fancies some pork pie ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() i love your 8 nipples | |||
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"Fancies some pork pie ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nah, you're far prettier ![]() | |||
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"Fancies some pork pie ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my teetiessssss | |||
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"Fancies some pork pie ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No oooo not a piggy, just an aficionado of bacon ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Fancies some pork pie ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I like em crispy, i like em streaky, i like em saucy | |||
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"Has never wanted to be a blanket in his life" Would you like to put your pig in my blanket | |||
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"Has never wanted to be a blanket in his life Would you like to put your pig in my blanket " would you fit 2 in there | |||
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"Has never wanted to be a blanket in his life Would you like to put your pig in my blanket " You're sounding flaky. 😆 🤣 😂 | |||
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"Has never wanted to be a blanket in his life Would you like to put your pig in my blanket " Depends if you'd rather have a chipolata or a nice Lincolnshire pork sausage? | |||
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"Only if it isn't the time of the month for cranberry " Too far im out 🤣 | |||
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"Has never wanted to be a blanket in his life Would you like to put your pig in my blanket Depends if you'd rather have a chipolata or a nice Lincolnshire pork sausage? " I dont like chipolatas now cocktail sausages though 🤤 | |||
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"Has never wanted to be a blanket in his life Would you like to put your pig in my blanket Depends if you'd rather have a chipolata or a nice Lincolnshire pork sausage? I dont like chipolatas now cocktail sausages though 🤤" offer her my tiny wooden sticks | |||
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"Has never wanted to be a blanket in his life Would you like to put your pig in my blanket Depends if you'd rather have a chipolata or a nice Lincolnshire pork sausage? I dont like chipolatas now cocktail sausages though 🤤" Take her to Tesco so I can use my clubcard to stock up on bacon, cocktail sausages, ice cream and cranberry sauce. ![]() | |||
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"I look away for 15 mins and thighs is hosting some form of cocktail sausage party 🤣 feel like I’ve missed out on something here " Yes, bacon. ![]() | |||
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"All cocktail sausages welcome, and bacon , basically ill have a meat feast please " don't get covered in the juices | |||
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"All cocktail sausages welcome, and bacon , basically ill have a meat feast please " Meat feast? Yes you do seem to be having a good one tonight with us all. ![]() | |||
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"All cocktail sausages welcome, and bacon , basically ill have a meat feast please don't get covered in the juices " The meat juice is the best | |||
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"All cocktail sausages welcome, and bacon , basically ill have a meat feast please don't get covered in the juices The meat juice is the best " you clearly love the white sauce | |||
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"All cocktail sausages welcome, and bacon , basically ill have a meat feast please Meat feast? Yes you do seem to be having a good one tonight with us all. ![]() You provide the meats ill provide the dessert ... choc cake anyone id bring a pie but _tr8mre would put his cock in it | |||
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"All cocktail sausages welcome, and bacon , basically ill have a meat feast please don't get covered in the juices The meat juice is the best " you'll get covered in it 😜 | |||
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"All cocktail sausages welcome, and bacon , basically ill have a meat feast please Meat feast? Yes you do seem to be having a good one tonight with us all. ![]() No pies then | |||
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"All cocktail sausages welcome, and bacon , basically ill have a meat feast please don't get covered in the juices The meat juice is the best " So it’s true you do love all the meat juices | |||
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"All cocktail sausages welcome, and bacon , basically ill have a meat feast please Meat feast? Yes you do seem to be having a good one tonight with us all. ![]() Then it will be a chocolate fudge cake. 😆 🤣 | |||
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"Show me the meat 🤣🤣🤣🤣" Loads of sausages are about to arrive in your inbox ![]() | |||
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"Show me the meat 🤣🤣🤣🤣" On my 'friends pics' ![]() | |||
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"Show me the meat 🤣🤣🤣🤣 On my 'friends pics' ![]() Same ![]() | |||
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"You all have such filthy minds " You know what us boys are like showing off | |||
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"You all have such filthy minds " That's what you like about us. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"That would mean youd all have to see my friends pics too and youd see the bacon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" like tomorrow night's kebab | |||
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"That would mean youd all have to see my friends pics too and youd see the bacon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" We will show you ours if you show us yours, ladies first ![]() | |||
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"That would mean youd all have to see my friends pics too and youd see the bacon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣like tomorrow night's kebab " Exactly | |||
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"That would mean youd all have to see my friends pics too and youd see the bacon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" Oi. I'm a perfect gentleman 😌 | |||
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"That would mean youd all have to see my friends pics too and youd see the bacon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣like tomorrow night's kebab " Positively dripping with garlic sauce ![]() | |||
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"That would mean youd all have to see my friends pics too and youd see the bacon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oi. I'm a perfect gentleman 😌 " 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the bacon rolls i meannnnn | |||
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"That would mean youd all have to see my friends pics too and youd see the bacon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣like tomorrow night's kebab Positively dripping with garlic sauce ![]() Mmmmmm love garlic sauce yum | |||
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"That would mean youd all have to see my friends pics too and youd see the bacon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oi. I'm a perfect gentleman 😌 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the bacon rolls i meannnnn" Pfffft. You only want me for one thing.......... My cooking abilities ![]() | |||
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"That would mean youd all have to see my friends pics too and youd see the bacon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oi. I'm a perfect gentleman 😌 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the bacon rolls i meannnnn Pfffft. You only want me for one thing.......... My cooking abilities ![]() That bum would also make a good shelf to put my rolls on | |||
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"That would mean youd all have to see my friends pics too and youd see the bacon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oi. I'm a perfect gentleman 😌 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the bacon rolls i meannnnn Pfffft. You only want me for one thing.......... My cooking abilities ![]() Smooth talker. ![]() | |||
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"Lick and suck" buy him a pint | |||
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"Pint" Watch porn | |||
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"Pint Watch porn" lend him porn | |||
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"Pint Watch pornlend him porn" Wank over the porn | |||
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"Watch him wank" Ask her to help me wank | |||
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"Watch him wank Ask her to help me wank" Drink | |||
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"Let her watch me wanking him off" Pass him a towel to clean himself up | |||
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"Let her watch me wanking him off Pass him a towel to clean himself up " Have a milk race ![]() | |||
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"Pint" Pinch his 🍑 ass | |||
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"Start a game of ring toss " Join in the ring toss game | |||
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"Put him in the spit roast" Join in | |||
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"Strip tease Would I have to sit on my hands? ![]() Eat all of his bacon baguettes | |||
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"Strip tease Would I have to sit on my hands? ![]() Coffee after the bacon | |||
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"Be rock hard from the strip tease" Film him getting hard from her striptease | |||
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"Be rock hard from the strip tease Film him getting hard from her striptease " Play with her camel toe. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Be rock hard from the strip tease Film him getting hard from her striptease " Cover her bum from the Daventry Knats | |||
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"Be rock hard from the strip tease Film him getting hard from her striptease Cover her bum from the Daventry Knats" Take photos of his legs and sell them for money 💰 | |||
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"A towel hanger she can suck too. " Use that towel to place my bacon butty on as its hot | |||
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"A towel hanger she can suck too. Use that towel to place my bacon butty on as its hot " Give her my sausage | |||
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"A towel hanger she can suck too. Use that towel to place my bacon butty on as its hot " Slide my sausage into her. ![]() | |||
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"A towel hanger she can suck too. Use that towel to place my bacon butty on as its hot Slide my sausage into her. ![]() Add his sausage to my bap with a sausage in | |||
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"A towel hanger she can suck too. Use that towel to place my bacon butty on as its hot Slide my sausage into her. ![]() She’s gonna have a full English breakfast. A sausage, two eggs and whipped cream afterwards | |||
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"A towel hanger she can suck too. Use that towel to place my bacon butty on as its hot Slide my sausage into her. ![]() Wow I would love to join and make it a full English | |||
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"A towel hanger she can suck too. Use that towel to place my bacon butty on as its hot Slide my sausage into her. ![]() Full englishes all round | |||
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"A towel hanger she can suck too. Use that towel to place my bacon butty on as its hot Slide my sausage into her. ![]() Full to the brim | |||
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"A towel hanger she can suck too. Use that towel to place my bacon butty on as its hot Slide my sausage into her. ![]() join him with thickthighs | |||
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"Put baby oil on his smooth body" Hold his towel | |||
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"Put baby oil on his smooth body Hold his towel " Slap her arse | |||
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"Put baby oil on his smooth body Hold his towel Slap her arse " Ask him to slap my arse next Tink ☺️ | |||
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"I’d love to fuck ![]() Guide him into her ![]() | |||
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"I’d love to fuck ![]() ![]() Film it. ![]() | |||
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"I’d love to fuck ![]() ![]() ![]() wipe the lens clean | |||
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"Bang her doggy style ![]() Join him and spitroast her ![]() | |||
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"Wank over the spit roast" Give him a tissue | |||
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"Wank over the spit roast Give him a tissue " Pint | |||
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"Wank over the spit roast Give him a tissue " Hav her wank me into the tissue ![]() | |||
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"Wank over the spit roast Give him a tissue " I think she knows | |||
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"Wank over the spit roast Give him a tissue " Spend a night of hot passionate sex. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Wank over the spit roast Give him a tissue Spend a night of hot passionate sex. ![]() ![]() Take the 6 pack | |||
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"Play for him while he watches " Sit her on me reverse cowgirl ![]() | |||
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"Play for him while he watches Sit her on me reverse cowgirl ![]() See if she’ll suck while on reverse cowgirl | |||
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"Play for him while he watches Sit her on me reverse cowgirl ![]() Get them all drinks | |||
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"Play for him while he watches Sit her on me reverse cowgirl ![]() Dress her in just a small apron. ![]() | |||
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"Play for him while he watches Sit her on me reverse cowgirl ![]() Do I get a straw to suck from | |||
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