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By *aptain Caveman41 OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Home

Work away

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Work away "

Bring home the bacon sarnies

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By *tr8MrEMan
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Tell him "wtf are you doing stealing my thread!!!! 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Tell him "wtf are you doing stealing my thread!!!! 🤣🤣"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i was waiting for this

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts

Be patient

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By *aptain Caveman41 OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Home


"Tell him "wtf are you doing stealing my thread!!!! 🤣🤣"
you snooze you loose you can do fab a fella Thursday next week

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By *tr8MrEMan
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Tell him "wtf are you doing stealing my thread!!!! 🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i was waiting for this "

Make her wait no longer 😉😉

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By *tr8MrEMan
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Tell him "wtf are you doing stealing my thread!!!! 🤣🤣you snooze you loose you can do fab a fella Thursday next week "

I was having a wank over pie porn actually 🤷🤷 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Tell him "wtf are you doing stealing my thread!!!! 🤣🤣you snooze you loose you can do fab a fella Thursday next week

I was having a wank over pie porn actually 🤷🤷 🤣🤣"

Hes not lying either

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Take her shopping for blue underwear 💙

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By *atchus2024Couple
7 weeks ago

On the move

One at each end, xx

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By *tr8MrEMan
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Tell him "wtf are you doing stealing my thread!!!! 🤣🤣you snooze you loose you can do fab a fella Thursday next week

I was having a wank over pie porn actually 🤷🤷 🤣🤣

Hes not lying either "

Bollocks, is my cam on again..oh FFS!! 🤣🤣

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By *tr8MrEMan
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"One at each end, xx"

Bagsie tops! 😈

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Tell him "wtf are you doing stealing my thread!!!! 🤣🤣you snooze you loose you can do fab a fella Thursday next week

I was having a wank over pie porn actually 🤷🤷 🤣🤣

Hes not lying either

Bollocks, is my cam on again..oh FFS!! 🤣🤣"

Tell him he needs to stop fucking pies and enjoy himself properly ... oh he will be 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts

Fancies some pork pie

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By *aptain Caveman41 OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Home


"Tell him "wtf are you doing stealing my thread!!!! 🤣🤣you snooze you loose you can do fab a fella Thursday next week

I was having a wank over pie porn actually 🤷🤷 🤣🤣

Hes not lying either "

I'm watching big tit's threesome porn so

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By *tr8MrEMan
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Tell him "wtf are you doing stealing my thread!!!! 🤣🤣you snooze you loose you can do fab a fella Thursday next week

I was having a wank over pie porn actually 🤷🤷 🤣🤣

Hes not lying either I'm watching big tit's threesome porn so "

I've got thickthighs vids on repeat 😉😉

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By *aptain Caveman41 OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Home


"Tell him "wtf are you doing stealing my thread!!!! 🤣🤣you snooze you loose you can do fab a fella Thursday next week

I was having a wank over pie porn actually 🤷🤷 🤣🤣

Hes not lying either I'm watching big tit's threesome porn so

I've got thickthighs vids on repeat 😉😉"

Fair enough you win

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By *ocksareoffMan
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Fancies some pork pie "

Fancies some Scotch eggs

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Fancies some pork pie

Fancies some Scotch eggs "

Fancies some pork

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Bolton

Pork sword

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Fancies some pork pie

Fancies some Scotch eggs

Fancies some pork "

Fancy making our own video?

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By *ust want a smileMan
7 weeks ago

whitby

Kiss between her legs

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Fancies some pork pie

Fancies some Scotch eggs

Fancies some pork

Fancy making our own video? "

Youve pinched my sandwich

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By *ocksareoffMan
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Fancies some pork pie

Fancies some Scotch eggs

Fancies some pork "

Porking?

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Fancies some pork pie

Fancies some Scotch eggs

Fancies some pork

Porking? "

Pork loining

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By *emptme1993Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

Give him new socks

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By *emptme1993Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester


"Fancies some pork pie

Fancies some Scotch eggs

Fancies some pork

Porking?

Pork loining "

Want my sausage with your loin?

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Fancies some pork pie

Fancies some Scotch eggs

Fancies some pork

Fancy making our own video?

Youve pinched my sandwich"

Come and get it.

You know you want it.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Fancies some pork pie

Fancies some Scotch eggs

Fancies some pork

Porking?

Pork loining

Want my sausage with your loin?"

Sounds very meaty

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Fancies some pork pie

Fancies some Scotch eggs

Fancies some pork

Fancy making our own video?

Youve pinched my sandwich

Come and get it.

You know you want it. "

Here little piggy piggy 🤣🤣

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By *aptain Caveman41 OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Home


"Fancies some pork pie

Fancies some Scotch eggs

Fancies some pork

Fancy making our own video?

Youve pinched my sandwich

Come and get it.

You know you want it.

Here little piggy piggy 🤣🤣"

let her have my sausage

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts

Bring some mash

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Bring some mash"

And another sausage ?

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Fancies some pork pie

Fancies some Scotch eggs

Fancies some pork

Fancy making our own video?

Youve pinched my sandwich

Come and get it.

You know you want it.

Here little piggy piggy 🤣🤣"

Me - little.

You need to look again.

It's more than a mouthful

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By *jekimMan
7 weeks ago

Wigan

A crisp high five ✋

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By *ocksareoffMan
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Bring some mash"

Just don't slap your sausage in the mash please.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Fancies some pork pie

Fancies some Scotch eggs

Fancies some pork

Fancy making our own video?

Youve pinched my sandwich

Come and get it.

You know you want it.

Here little piggy piggy 🤣🤣

Me - little.

You need to look again.

It's more than a mouthful "

I was meaning me! Im the piggy remember

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"Fancies some pork pie

Fancies some Scotch eggs

Fancies some pork

Fancy making our own video?

Youve pinched my sandwich

Come and get it.

You know you want it.

Here little piggy piggy 🤣🤣

Me - little.

You need to look again.

It's more than a mouthful

I was meaning me! Im the piggy remember "

i love your 8 nipples

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Fancies some pork pie

Fancies some Scotch eggs

Fancies some pork

Fancy making our own video?

Youve pinched my sandwich

Come and get it.

You know you want it.

Here little piggy piggy 🤣🤣

Me - little.

You need to look again.

It's more than a mouthful

I was meaning me! Im the piggy remember "

Nah, you're far prettier

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Fancies some pork pie

Fancies some Scotch eggs

Fancies some pork

Fancy making our own video?

Youve pinched my sandwich

Come and get it.

You know you want it.

Here little piggy piggy 🤣🤣

Me - little.

You need to look again.

It's more than a mouthful

I was meaning me! Im the piggy remember i love your 8 nipples"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my teetiessssss

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By *ocksareoffMan
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Fancies some pork pie

Fancies some Scotch eggs

Fancies some pork

Fancy making our own video?

Youve pinched my sandwich

Come and get it.

You know you want it.

Here little piggy piggy 🤣🤣

Me - little.

You need to look again.

It's more than a mouthful

I was meaning me! Im the piggy remember "

No oooo not a piggy, just an aficionado of bacon

I salute you

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Fancies some pork pie

Fancies some Scotch eggs

Fancies some pork

Fancy making our own video?

Youve pinched my sandwich

Come and get it.

You know you want it.

Here little piggy piggy 🤣🤣

Me - little.

You need to look again.

It's more than a mouthful

I was meaning me! Im the piggy remember

No oooo not a piggy, just an aficionado of bacon

I salute you "

I like em crispy, i like em streaky, i like em saucy

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts

Has never wanted to be a blanket in his life

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Has never wanted to be a blanket in his life"

Would you like to put your pig in my blanket

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By *aptain Caveman41 OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Home


"Has never wanted to be a blanket in his life

Would you like to put your pig in my blanket "

would you fit 2 in there

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Has never wanted to be a blanket in his life

Would you like to put your pig in my blanket "

You're sounding flaky. 😆 🤣 😂

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By *rown.studMan
7 weeks ago

Thornaby

Wrap her legs around me like a blanket

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts

Only if it isn't the time of the month for cranberry

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By *ocksareoffMan
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Has never wanted to be a blanket in his life

Would you like to put your pig in my blanket "

Depends if you'd rather have a chipolata or a nice Lincolnshire pork sausage?

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Only if it isn't the time of the month for cranberry "

Too far im out 🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts

Stock her fridge

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Has never wanted to be a blanket in his life

Would you like to put your pig in my blanket

Depends if you'd rather have a chipolata or a nice Lincolnshire pork sausage? "

I dont like chipolatas now cocktail sausages though 🤤

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"Has never wanted to be a blanket in his life

Would you like to put your pig in my blanket

Depends if you'd rather have a chipolata or a nice Lincolnshire pork sausage?

I dont like chipolatas now cocktail sausages though 🤤"

offer her my tiny wooden sticks

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By *ocksareoffMan
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Has never wanted to be a blanket in his life

Would you like to put your pig in my blanket

Depends if you'd rather have a chipolata or a nice Lincolnshire pork sausage?

I dont like chipolatas now cocktail sausages though 🤤"

Take her to Tesco so I can use my clubcard to stock up on bacon, cocktail sausages, ice cream and cranberry sauce.

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By *emptme1993Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

I look away for 15 mins and thighs is hosting some form of cocktail sausage party 🤣 feel like I’ve missed out on something here

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts

Make sure he doesn't get his hopes up. Its not like the tv ads

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I look away for 15 mins and thighs is hosting some form of cocktail sausage party 🤣 feel like I’ve missed out on something here "

Yes, bacon.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton

All cocktail sausages welcome, and bacon , basically ill have a meat feast please

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By *aptain Caveman41 OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Home


"All cocktail sausages welcome, and bacon , basically ill have a meat feast please "
don't get covered in the juices

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By *ocksareoffMan
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"All cocktail sausages welcome, and bacon , basically ill have a meat feast please "

Meat feast? Yes you do seem to be having a good one tonight with us all.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"All cocktail sausages welcome, and bacon , basically ill have a meat feast please don't get covered in the juices "

The meat juice is the best

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"All cocktail sausages welcome, and bacon , basically ill have a meat feast please don't get covered in the juices

The meat juice is the best "

you clearly love the white sauce

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By *onnachakeaneMan
7 weeks ago

Dundrum

Bring Ketchup to the party

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"All cocktail sausages welcome, and bacon , basically ill have a meat feast please

Meat feast? Yes you do seem to be having a good one tonight with us all. "

You provide the meats ill provide the dessert ... choc cake anyone id bring a pie but _tr8mre would put his cock in it

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By *aptain Caveman41 OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Home


"All cocktail sausages welcome, and bacon , basically ill have a meat feast please don't get covered in the juices

The meat juice is the best "

you'll get covered in it 😜

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By *rown.studMan
7 weeks ago

Thornaby


"All cocktail sausages welcome, and bacon , basically ill have a meat feast please

Meat feast? Yes you do seem to be having a good one tonight with us all.

You provide the meats ill provide the dessert ... choc cake anyone id bring a pie but _tr8mre would put his cock in it "

No pies then

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By *emptme1993Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester


"All cocktail sausages welcome, and bacon , basically ill have a meat feast please don't get covered in the juices

The meat juice is the best "

So it’s true you do love all the meat juices

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton

Show me the meat 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"All cocktail sausages welcome, and bacon , basically ill have a meat feast please

Meat feast? Yes you do seem to be having a good one tonight with us all.

You provide the meats ill provide the dessert ... choc cake anyone id bring a pie but _tr8mre would put his cock in it "

Then it will be a chocolate fudge cake. 😆 🤣

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By *ocksareoffMan
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Show me the meat 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Loads of sausages are about to arrive in your inbox

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Show me the meat 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

On my 'friends pics'

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By *ocksareoffMan
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Show me the meat 🤣🤣🤣🤣

On my 'friends pics' "

Same

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton

You all have such filthy minds

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts

Dicks are for dicks

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton

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By *ocksareoffMan
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"You all have such filthy minds "

You know what us boys are like showing off

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"You all have such filthy minds "

That's what you like about us.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"That would mean youd all have to see my friends pics too and youd see the bacon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
like tomorrow night's kebab

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By *ocksareoffMan
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"That would mean youd all have to see my friends pics too and youd see the bacon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

We will show you ours if you show us yours, ladies first

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"That would mean youd all have to see my friends pics too and youd see the bacon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣like tomorrow night's kebab "

Exactly

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"That would mean youd all have to see my friends pics too and youd see the bacon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Oi. I'm a perfect gentleman 😌

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By *ocksareoffMan
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"That would mean youd all have to see my friends pics too and youd see the bacon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣like tomorrow night's kebab "

Positively dripping with garlic sauce

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"That would mean youd all have to see my friends pics too and youd see the bacon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oi. I'm a perfect gentleman 😌 "

🤣🤣🤣🤣 the bacon rolls i meannnnn

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"That would mean youd all have to see my friends pics too and youd see the bacon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣like tomorrow night's kebab

Positively dripping with garlic sauce "

Mmmmmm love garlic sauce yum

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"That would mean youd all have to see my friends pics too and youd see the bacon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oi. I'm a perfect gentleman 😌

🤣🤣🤣🤣 the bacon rolls i meannnnn"

Pfffft.

You only want me for one thing..........

My cooking abilities

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"That would mean youd all have to see my friends pics too and youd see the bacon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oi. I'm a perfect gentleman 😌

🤣🤣🤣🤣 the bacon rolls i meannnnn

Pfffft.

You only want me for one thing..........

My cooking abilities "

That bum would also make a good shelf to put my rolls on

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"That would mean youd all have to see my friends pics too and youd see the bacon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oi. I'm a perfect gentleman 😌

🤣🤣🤣🤣 the bacon rolls i meannnnn

Pfffft.

You only want me for one thing..........

My cooking abilities

That bum would also make a good shelf to put my rolls on "

Smooth talker.

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By *ocksareoffMan
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

That's it, I'm calling it a night. Off to bed to dream about bacon sarnies, sausages and scoffing kebabs that are lathered in garlic sauce.

Good night to all of you pervs

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts

Wish him a good night

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By *eechyweechyMan
7 weeks ago

Saltburn-by-the-Sea

Suck his cock

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By *allwirral995Man
7 weeks ago

Wirral

Get you some mouthwash

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Bolton

Suck n swallow x

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By *ich100Man
7 weeks ago

luton

Lick and suck

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By *arkbigcock300Man
7 weeks ago

LONDONDERRY


"Lick and suck"
buy him a pint

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By *hroatitboyMan
7 weeks ago

GLA

Deepthroat his cock

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By *arkbigcock300Man
7 weeks ago

LONDONDERRY

prehap show him who is in charge and demand rhat he bends over

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By *erbysGentMan
7 weeks ago

Ilkeston

Take some pics of his very large member

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By *FGIHMan
7 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Pint

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By *j1981Man
7 weeks ago

cork


"Pint"

Watch porn

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts

[Removed by poster at 13/06/25 07:37:13]

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"Pint

Watch porn"

lend him porn

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By *j1981Man
7 weeks ago

cork


"Pint

Watch pornlend him porn"

Wank over the porn

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By *infullyObedientWoman
7 weeks ago

Woodley

Watch him wank

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By *FGIHMan
7 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Watch him wank"

Ask her to help me wank

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By *armite 500Man
7 weeks ago

Darlington


"Watch him wank

Ask her to help me wank"

Drink

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By *asepaul71Man
7 weeks ago

Buxton

Let her watch me wanking him off

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By *linyMan
7 weeks ago

Manchester/London


"Let her watch me wanking him off"

Pass him a towel to clean himself up

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By *j1981Man
7 weeks ago

cork


"Let her watch me wanking him off

Pass him a towel to clean himself up "

Have a milk race

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By *FGIHMan
7 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Drinks

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By *j1981Man
7 weeks ago

cork


"Drinks"

Cup of tea

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By *umplayerMan
7 weeks ago

Chester

Pint

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By *l869Man
7 weeks ago

York

[Removed by poster at 13/06/25 08:18:25]

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
7 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Pint"

Pinch his 🍑 ass

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By *heVikingJarlMan
7 weeks ago

behind you

Spank her ass

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By *FGIHMan
7 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Game of pool

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By *henightstagMan
7 weeks ago

London

Start a game of ring toss

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By *j1981Man
7 weeks ago

cork


"Start a game of ring toss "

Join in the ring toss game

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By *rown.studMan
7 weeks ago

Thornaby

Ask if he would like to team up for a spit roast

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By *ieandteaseMan
7 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Put him in the spit roast

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By *j1981Man
7 weeks ago

cork


"Put him in the spit roast"

Join in

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By *emptme1993Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

Join him with one of the girls in his pictures

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By *fffunCouple
7 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Strip tease

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Strip tease"

Would I have to sit on my hands?

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By *ocksareoffMan
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Strip tease

Would I have to sit on my hands? "

Eat all of his bacon baguettes

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By *FGIHMan
7 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Strip tease

Would I have to sit on my hands?

Eat all of his bacon baguettes"

Coffee after the bacon

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By *rown.studMan
7 weeks ago

Thornaby

Donuts after coffee

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By *fffunCouple
7 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Ice-cream after coffee

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By *emptme1993Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

Ask for that strip tease

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By *fffunCouple
7 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Give him the Striptease...

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By *emptme1993Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

Be rock hard from the strip tease

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By *fffunCouple
7 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

And a webshow so he can release the hardness of his cock

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7 weeks ago


"Be rock hard from the strip tease"

Film him getting hard from her striptease

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Be rock hard from the strip tease

Film him getting hard from her striptease "

Play with her camel toe.

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By *heelerMan
7 weeks ago

Northants


"Be rock hard from the strip tease

Film him getting hard from her striptease "

Cover her bum from the Daventry Knats

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By *rown.studMan
7 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Be rock hard from the strip tease

Film him getting hard from her striptease

Cover her bum from the Daventry Knats"

Take photos of his legs and sell them for money 💰

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By *fffunCouple
7 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Hand my towel

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By *rown.studMan
7 weeks ago

Thornaby

A towel hanger she can suck too.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"A towel hanger she can suck too. "

Use that towel to place my bacon butty on as its hot

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By *linyMan
7 weeks ago

Manchester/London


"A towel hanger she can suck too.

Use that towel to place my bacon butty on as its hot "

Give her my sausage

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"A towel hanger she can suck too.

Use that towel to place my bacon butty on as its hot "

Slide my sausage into her.

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By *rown.studMan
7 weeks ago

Thornaby

[Removed by poster at 13/06/25 10:25:45]

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton

[Removed by poster at 13/06/25 10:26:20]

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"A towel hanger she can suck too.

Use that towel to place my bacon butty on as its hot

Slide my sausage into her. "

Add his sausage to my bap with a sausage in

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By *rown.studMan
7 weeks ago

Thornaby


"A towel hanger she can suck too.

Use that towel to place my bacon butty on as its hot

Slide my sausage into her.

Add his sausage to my bap with a sausage in "

She’s gonna have a full English breakfast. A sausage, two eggs and whipped cream afterwards

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By *irthy89888Man
7 weeks ago

Barnsley


"A towel hanger she can suck too.

Use that towel to place my bacon butty on as its hot

Slide my sausage into her.

Add his sausage to my bap with a sausage in "

Wow I would love to join and make it a full English

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"A towel hanger she can suck too.

Use that towel to place my bacon butty on as its hot

Slide my sausage into her.

Add his sausage to my bap with a sausage in

Wow I would love to join and make it a full English "

Full englishes all round

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By *irthy89888Man
7 weeks ago

Barnsley


"A towel hanger she can suck too.

Use that towel to place my bacon butty on as its hot

Slide my sausage into her.

Add his sausage to my bap with a sausage in

Wow I would love to join and make it a full English

Full englishes all round "

Full to the brim

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By *heVikingJarlMan
7 weeks ago

behind you


"A towel hanger she can suck too.

Use that towel to place my bacon butty on as its hot

Slide my sausage into her.

Add his sausage to my bap with a sausage in

Wow I would love to join and make it a full English

Full englishes all round

Full to the brim "

join him with thickthighs

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

No beans though. Far too messy

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By *emptme1993Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

Bean juice is good though

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By *rown.studMan
7 weeks ago

Thornaby

Put baby oil on his smooth body

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
7 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Put baby oil on his smooth body"

Hold his towel

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By *armite 500Man
7 weeks ago

Darlington


"Put baby oil on his smooth body

Hold his towel "

Slap her arse

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
7 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"Put baby oil on his smooth body

Hold his towel

Slap her arse "

Ask him to slap my arse next

Tink ☺️

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By *emptme1993Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

I’d love to fuck

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By *j1981Man
7 weeks ago

cork


"I’d love to fuck "

Guide him into her

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I’d love to fuck

Guide him into her "

Film it.

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By *ifty69Man
7 weeks ago

north tyneside


"I’d love to fuck

Guide him into her

Film it. "

wipe the lens clean

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By *fffunCouple
7 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Teach him to u pop those button on thr denim shirt like I do with mine...

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By *j1981Man
7 weeks ago

cork

Bang her doggy style

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Bang her doggy style "

Join him and spitroast her

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By *emptme1993Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

Wank over the spit roast

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Wank over the spit roast"

Give him a tissue

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By *armite 500Man
7 weeks ago

Darlington


"Wank over the spit roast

Give him a tissue "

Pint

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By *j1981Man
7 weeks ago

cork


"Wank over the spit roast

Give him a tissue "

Hav her wank me into the tissue

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By *t3_jalapenoMan
7 weeks ago

darlo


"Wank over the spit roast

Give him a tissue "

I think she knows

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Wank over the spit roast

Give him a tissue "

Spend a night of hot passionate sex.

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By *rown.studMan
7 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Wank over the spit roast

Give him a tissue

Spend a night of hot passionate sex. "

Take the 6 pack

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By *fffunCouple
7 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Play for him while he watches

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By *j1981Man
7 weeks ago

cork


"Play for him while he watches "

Sit her on me reverse cowgirl

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By *rown.studMan
7 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Play for him while he watches

Sit her on me reverse cowgirl "

See if she’ll suck while on reverse cowgirl

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Play for him while he watches

Sit her on me reverse cowgirl

See if she’ll suck while on reverse cowgirl"

Get them all drinks

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By *emptme1993Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

Bury my face between her thighs

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Play for him while he watches

Sit her on me reverse cowgirl

See if she’ll suck while on reverse cowgirl

Get them all drinks "

Dress her in just a small apron.

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By *fffunCouple
7 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Play for him while he watches

Sit her on me reverse cowgirl

See if she’ll suck while on reverse cowgirl

Get them all drinks "

Do I get a straw to suck from

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