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"Version 574386.768a So, currently CS-cardiffians is currently on a journey Anyway, follow on from that, winner gets a nice bowl of coq au vin " I would but my tit just fell off and floated down a river....... 
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"I like em small "Not ‘that’ small | |||
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"I like em small "Boobs or willies? | |||
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"I like em small
Boobs or willies?"Im only allowed to with tattooed browneyes | |||
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"But I'm a postman...and only knock once" I prefer it when someone knocks 3 times on the ceiling if they want me | |||
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"But I'm a postman...and only knock once I prefer it when someone knocks 3 times on the ceiling if they want me " I can’t reach the ceiling | |||
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"I like em small
Boobs or willies?
Im only allowed to with tattooed browneyes"Who is this browneyed imposter? | |||
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"I like em small
Boobs or willies?
Im only allowed to with tattooed browneyes
Who is this browneyed imposter?"Hes a top secret imposter and im not allowed to say 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I like em small
Boobs or willies?
Im only allowed to with tattooed browneyes
Who is this browneyed imposter?
Hes a top secret imposter and im not allowed to say 🤣🤣"She's not good at keeping secrets.  | |||
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"I like em small
Boobs or willies?
Im only allowed to with tattooed browneyes
Who is this browneyed imposter?
Hes a top secret imposter and im not allowed to say 🤣🤣
She's not good at keeping secrets. "He fucked off with the pie | |||
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"I like em small
Boobs or willies?
Im only allowed to with tattooed browneyes
Who is this browneyed imposter?
Hes a top secret imposter and im not allowed to say 🤣🤣
She's not good at keeping secrets.
He fucked off with the pie"Hea looking for pies to stick his cock in again and im not doing pie watch this time went on for hours the last one | |||
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"I like em small
Boobs or willies?
Im only allowed to with tattooed browneyes
Who is this browneyed imposter?
Hes a top secret imposter and im not allowed to say 🤣🤣
She's not good at keeping secrets.
He fucked off with the pie"You can't see my eyes😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"I'm not a fan of bubbly "I only go for lions | |||
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"I'm not a fan of bubbly
I only go for lions "Woof woof. | |||
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"She rubs her pussies" You think i have more than one pussy so id dissapoint you | |||
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"She rubs her pussies You think i have more than one pussy so id dissapoint you" you keep you spare women in the cellar | |||
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"She rubs her pussies You think i have more than one pussy so id dissapoint you you keep you spare women in the cellar" Hes confusing me with himself | |||
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"That monster is not coming anywhere near me. "🤣🤣🤣🤣 breaking the rules for this one hahahahahaahahaha | |||
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"That monster is not coming anywhere near me.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 breaking the rules for this one hahahahahaahahaha "can't be trusted with rules | |||
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"They are a rule breaker " I’m too filthy | |||
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"They are a rule breaker I’m too filthy " Your not filthy enough | |||
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"They are a rule breaker I’m too filthy Your not filthy enough" she needs scrubbing | |||
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"They are a rule breaker I’m too filthy Your not filthy enough" I haven’t been rolling around on the floor enough | |||
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"They are a rule breaker I’m too filthy Your not filthy enough I haven’t been rolling around on the floor enough " Hes not a roller | |||
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"My pet rock says "back to the pie boy"" i fucked your pet rock | |||
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"My pet rock says "back to the pie boy"" I'm allergic to pet rocks M4s x | |||
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"My pet rock says "back to the pie boy" I'm allergic to pet rocks M4s x" she doesn't want my cock enough | |||
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"My pet rock says "back to the pie boy" I'm allergic to pet rocks M4s xshe doesn't want my cock enough " To be honest no one does 🤣🤣 | |||
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"You have to sit on yiur hands " Apparently I need to be more filthy | |||
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"My pet rock says "back to the pie boy" I'm allergic to pet rocks M4s xshe doesn't want my cock enough " Meh! Mrs x | |||
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"You have to sit on yiur hands Apparently I need to be more filthy " You're too far away | |||
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"You have to sit on yiur hands Apparently I need to be more filthy You're too far away " Your not saying that Saturday | |||
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"Its nit saturday " I’m too far away | |||
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"Its nit saturday I’m too far away " I prefer sundays | |||
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"Its nit saturday I’m too far away I prefer sundays " Tell me why you don’t like Mondays | |||
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"Its nit saturday I’m too far away I prefer sundays Tell me why you don’t like Mondays " I love Mondays | |||
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"Its nit saturday I’m too far away I prefer sundays Tell me why you don’t like Mondays " Because i prefer sundays | |||
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"Its nit saturday I’m too far away I prefer sundays Tell me why you don’t like Mondays Because i prefer sundays" she likes to rest on sundays | |||
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"Its nit saturday I’m too far away I prefer sundays Tell me why you don’t like Mondays Because i prefer sundaysshe likes to rest on sundays" I'm bored of his cock | |||
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"Its nit saturday I’m too far away I prefer sundays Tell me why you don’t like Mondays Because i prefer sundaysshe likes to rest on sundays I'm bored of his cock" Hes bored of his own cock | |||
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"Its nit saturday I’m too far away I prefer sundays Tell me why you don’t like Mondays Because i prefer sundaysshe likes to rest on sundays I'm bored of his cock Hes bored of his own cock " We can’t even agree on the tattoos | |||
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"Its nit saturday I’m too far away I prefer sundays Tell me why you don’t like Mondays Because i prefer sundaysshe likes to rest on sundays I'm bored of his cock Hes bored of his own cock We can’t even agree on the tattoos " He wants ridiculous tattoos | |||
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"Its nit saturday I’m too far away I prefer sundays Tell me why you don’t like Mondays Because i prefer sundaysshe likes to rest on sundays I'm bored of his cock Hes bored of his own cock We can’t even agree on the tattoos " I just don’t want to | |||
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"Its nit saturday I’m too far away I prefer sundays Tell me why you don’t like Mondays Because i prefer sundaysshe likes to rest on sundays I'm bored of his cock Hes bored of his own cock We can’t even agree on the tattoos I just don’t want to " I do want to but he doesnt | |||
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"Its nit saturday I’m too far away I prefer sundays Tell me why you don’t like Mondays Because i prefer sundaysshe likes to rest on sundays I'm bored of his cock Hes bored of his own cock We can’t even agree on the tattoos He wants ridiculous tattoos " She’s too tame for ridiculous tattoos | |||
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"Its nit saturday I’m too far away I prefer sundays Tell me why you don’t like Mondays Because i prefer sundaysshe likes to rest on sundays I'm bored of his cock Hes bored of his own cock We can’t even agree on the tattoos He wants ridiculous tattoos She’s too tame for ridiculous tattoos " He don’t like Beans 🤷🏼♀️ | |||
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"Its nit saturday I’m too far away I prefer sundays Tell me why you don’t like Mondays Because i prefer sundaysshe likes to rest on sundays I'm bored of his cock Hes bored of his own cock We can’t even agree on the tattoos He wants ridiculous tattoos She’s too tame for ridiculous tattoos He don’t like Beans 🤷🏼♀️" It would be a tough porridge to stir 😎 | |||
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"I dont have any milk" I would but I'm too short | |||
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"I dont have any milk I would but I'm too short" I would but im too tall | |||
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"I dont have any milk I would but I'm too short" He hasn't got socks | |||
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"I dont have any milk I would but I'm too short He hasn't got socks " I'll have you know I do have socks, I just like to run around chanting "yabba dabba doo" | |||
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"I dont have any milk I would but I'm too short He hasn't got socks " I dont have any socks | |||
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"I dont have any milk I would but I'm too short He hasn't got socks I dont have any socks " She doesn’t want to | |||
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"I dont have any milk I would but I'm too short He hasn't got socks I dont have any socks She doesn’t want to " I dont like my orders dissolved | |||
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"I dont have any milk I would but I'm too short He hasn't got socks I dont have any socks She doesn’t want to I dont like my orders dissolved " Hahaha we aren’t going to | |||
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"I dont have any milk I would but I'm too short He hasn't got socks I dont have any socks She doesn’t want to I dont like my orders dissolved Hahaha we aren’t going to " Hahahhaah hes too funny for me | |||
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"I dont have any milk I would but I'm too short He hasn't got socks I dont have any socks She doesn’t want to I dont like my orders dissolved Hahaha we aren’t going to Hahahhaah hes too funny for me " She thinks hes funny 😝 | |||
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"I dont have any milk I would but I'm too short He hasn't got socks I dont have any socks She doesn’t want to I dont like my orders dissolved Hahaha we aren’t going to Hahahhaah hes too funny for me She thinks hes funny 😝" your penis is too thick | |||
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"I dont have any milk I would but I'm too short He hasn't got socks I dont have any socks She doesn’t want to I dont like my orders dissolved Hahaha we aren’t going to Hahahhaah hes too funny for me She thinks hes funny 😝" She hates being called babe. Proper dealbreaker I'm afraid | |||
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"You’re really enjoying that lolly pop 😈" Hes watching her enjoy a lollipop | |||
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"You’re really enjoying that lolly pop 😈 Hes watching her enjoy a lollipop" i am your lollipop 🍭 | |||
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"You’re really enjoying that lolly pop 😈 Hes watching her enjoy a lollipop" I don’t have something for you to suck on | |||
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"I just painted my body.. Need to watch that dry" My body colour will clash. | |||
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"I just painted my body.. Need to watch that dry My body colour will clash. "I’m too distracted by that bacon sarnie 🤤 | |||
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"I just painted my body.. Need to watch that dry My body colour will clash.
I’m too distracted by that bacon sarnie 🤤"I wasn’t told there was a bacon sarnie | |||
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"I just painted my body.. Need to watch that dry My body colour will clash.
I’m too distracted by that bacon sarnie 🤤
I wasn’t told there was a bacon sarnie"You didn't save me any bacon | |||
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"I just painted my body.. Need to watch that dry My body colour will clash.
I’m too distracted by that bacon sarnie 🤤
I wasn’t told there was a bacon sarnie"I’ll make you one for breakfast 😝 | |||
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"I just painted my body.. Need to watch that dry My body colour will clash.
I’m too distracted by that bacon sarnie 🤤
I wasn’t told there was a bacon sarnie
You didn't save me any bacon "You told me there was ! | |||
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"I just painted my body.. Need to watch that dry My body colour will clash.
I’m too distracted by that bacon sarnie 🤤
I wasn’t told there was a bacon sarnie
I’ll make you one for breakfast 😝"I’m holding you to that 😎 | |||
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"I prefer coffee and croissant, thanks" Your way too sophisticated for my tastes | |||
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"I prefer coffee and croissant, thanks Your way too sophisticated for my tastes "I prefer socks on | |||
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"I prefer coffee and croissant, thanks Your way too sophisticated for my tastes
I prefer socks on "I’d break my boundaries and be mischievous with those curves | |||
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"I prefer coffee and croissant, thanks Your way too sophisticated for my tastes
I prefer socks on "Im not all that fond of Malbec... | |||
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"I prefer coffee and croissant, thanks Your way too sophisticated for my tastes
I prefer socks on
Im not all that fond of Malbec... "But your socks are off … | |||
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"I prefer coffee and croissant, thanks Your way too sophisticated for my tastes
I prefer socks on
I’d break my boundaries and be mischievous with those curves "😈 | |||
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"I prefer coffee and croissant, thanks Your way too sophisticated for my tastes
I prefer socks on
Im not all that fond of Malbec...
But your socks are off …"You keep putting your TShirt in your mouth | |||
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"I prefer coffee and croissant, thanks Your way too sophisticated for my tastes
I prefer socks on
Im not all that fond of Malbec...
But your socks are off …
You keep putting your TShirt in your mouth "Please never button up your blouse | |||
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"His socks are off" I dont like bananas | |||
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"His socks are off I dont like bananas " Because he doesn't like bananas. | |||
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"Im too tired " I dont knowwhere is woodey | |||
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"Im too tired " I have that affect on women. | |||
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"Im too tired I have that affect on women. "he's not my kind of chunky | |||
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"Im too tired I have that affect on women. he's not my kind of chunky "I haven't polished my helmet recently. | |||
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"I'm too disappointed you don't have socks of the kind of quality that shine your helmet automatically so you can see your face in it" Hes too picky about socks | |||
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"I'm too disappointed you don't have socks of the kind of quality that shine your helmet automatically so you can see your face in it Hes too picky about socks " You ate all the bacon  | |||
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"I'm too disappointed you don't have socks of the kind of quality that shine your helmet automatically so you can see your face in it Hes too picky about socks You ate all the bacon "you stole all the ketchup | |||
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"I'm too disappointed you don't have socks of the kind of quality that shine your helmet automatically so you can see your face in it Hes too picky about socks You ate all the bacon "Hes caling me a piggy | |||
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"I'm too disappointed you don't have socks of the kind of quality that shine your helmet automatically so you can see your face in it Hes too picky about socks You ate all the bacon
Hes caling me a piggy"I bring home the bacon 🥓 | |||
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"I'm too disappointed you don't have socks of the kind of quality that shine your helmet automatically so you can see your face in it Hes too picky about socks You ate all the bacon
He's “hooning” in forums again writing useless messages.
Hes caling me a piggy" | |||
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"I'm too disappointed you don't have socks of the kind of quality that shine your helmet automatically so you can see your face in it Hes too picky about socks You ate all the bacon
Hes caling me a piggyI bring home the bacon 🥓 "Goes to check my fridge for bacon... And no ThickThighs I wasn't calling you miss piggy. Just insinuating that you have a healthy appetite | |||
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"I'm too disappointed you don't have socks of the kind of quality that shine your helmet automatically so you can see your face in it Hes too picky about socks You ate all the bacon
Hes caling me a piggyI bring home the bacon 🥓
Goes to check my fridge for bacon...
And no ThickThighs I wasn't calling you miss piggy. Just insinuating that you have a healthy appetite "Woah woah woah who said miss piggy | |||
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"I've just unloaded the gun "donate kleenex | |||
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"I'm too disappointed you don't have socks of the kind of quality that shine your helmet automatically so you can see your face in it Hes too picky about socks You ate all the bacon
Hes caling me a piggyI bring home the bacon 🥓
Goes to check my fridge for bacon...
And no ThickThighs I wasn't calling you miss piggy. Just insinuating that you have a healthy appetite
Woah woah woah who said miss piggy "Fozzie was definitely fucking her | |||
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"I'm too disappointed you don't have socks of the kind of quality that shine your helmet automatically so you can see your face in it Hes too picky about socks You ate all the bacon
Hes caling me a piggyI bring home the bacon 🥓
Goes to check my fridge for bacon...
And no ThickThighs I wasn't calling you miss piggy. Just insinuating that you have a healthy appetite
Woah woah woah who said miss piggy Fozzie was definitely fucking her"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'm too disappointed you don't have socks of the kind of quality that shine your helmet automatically so you can see your face in it Hes too picky about socks You ate all the bacon
Hes caling me a piggyI bring home the bacon 🥓
Goes to check my fridge for bacon...
And no ThickThighs I wasn't calling you miss piggy. Just insinuating that you have a healthy appetite
Woah woah woah who said miss piggy "I think you have misunderstood me 
I identify as Kermit and await my "high ya" | |||
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"I'm too disappointed you don't have socks of the kind of quality that shine your helmet automatically so you can see your face in it Hes too picky about socks You ate all the bacon
Hes caling me a piggyI bring home the bacon 🥓
Goes to check my fridge for bacon...
And no ThickThighs I wasn't calling you miss piggy. Just insinuating that you have a healthy appetite
Woah woah woah who said miss piggy
I think you have misunderstood me
I identify as Kermit and await my "high ya""he likes a fist up his arse | |||
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"I'm too disappointed you don't have socks of the kind of quality that shine your helmet automatically so you can see your face in it Hes too picky about socks You ate all the bacon
Hes caling me a piggyI bring home the bacon 🥓
Goes to check my fridge for bacon...
And no ThickThighs I wasn't calling you miss piggy. Just insinuating that you have a healthy appetite
Woah woah woah who said miss piggy
I think you have misunderstood me
I identify as Kermit and await my "high ya""Haha im only playing 👅 | |||
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"I'm too disappointed you don't have socks of the kind of quality that shine your helmet automatically so you can see your face in it Hes too picky about socks You ate all the bacon
Hes caling me a piggyI bring home the bacon 🥓
Goes to check my fridge for bacon...
And no ThickThighs I wasn't calling you miss piggy. Just insinuating that you have a healthy appetite
Woah woah woah who said miss piggy
I think you have misunderstood me
I identify as Kermit and await my "high ya"he likes a fist up his arse"I haven't got that far... Yet. | |||
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"Hasn't lost his socks puppet virginity "
Nice, I like that. | |||
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"Hasn't lost his socks puppet virginity
Nice, I like that. "My hand will probably too small for him  | |||
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"I've just unloaded the gun donate kleenex"Too late, it's in the curtain   | |||
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"I'm too disappointed you don't have socks of the kind of quality that shine your helmet automatically so you can see your face in it Hes too picky about socks You ate all the bacon
Hes caling me a piggyI bring home the bacon 🥓
Goes to check my fridge for bacon...
And no ThickThighs I wasn't calling you miss piggy. Just insinuating that you have a healthy appetite
Woah woah woah who said miss piggy
I think you have misunderstood me
I identify as Kermit and await my "high ya"
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"I'm too disappointed you don't have socks of the kind of quality that shine your helmet automatically so you can see your face in it Hes too picky about socks You ate all the bacon
Hes caling me a piggyI bring home the bacon 🥓
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And no ThickThighs I wasn't calling you miss piggy. Just insinuating that you have a healthy appetite
Woah woah woah who said miss piggy
I think you have misunderstood me
I identify as Kermit and await my "high ya"
Haha im only playing 👅
I'd mame you squeal like a piggy "donates a used but wet guitar. It's owner doesn't use it anymore | |||
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"I'm too disappointed you don't have socks of the kind of quality that shine your helmet automatically so you can see your face in it Hes too picky about socks You ate all the bacon
Hes caling me a piggyI bring home the bacon 🥓
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And no ThickThighs I wasn't calling you miss piggy. Just insinuating that you have a healthy appetite
Woah woah woah who said miss piggy
I think you have misunderstood me
I identify as Kermit and await my "high ya"
Haha im only playing 👅
I'd mame you squeal like a piggy donates a used but wet guitar. It's owner doesn't use it anymore"Ask if he wants some of my bacon | |||
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"I'm too disappointed you don't have socks of the kind of quality that shine your helmet automatically so you can see your face in it Hes too picky about socks You ate all the bacon
Hes caling me a piggyI bring home the bacon 🥓
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And no ThickThighs I wasn't calling you miss piggy. Just insinuating that you have a healthy appetite
Woah woah woah who said miss piggy
I think you have misunderstood me
I identify as Kermit and await my "high ya"
Haha im only playing 👅
I'd mame you squeal like a piggy donates a used but wet guitar. It's owner doesn't use it anymore
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"She won't give me her postcode "Im stuck in the bacon fridge | |||
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"I'm too disappointed you don't have socks of the kind of quality that shine your helmet automatically so you can see your face in it Hes too picky about socks You ate all the bacon
Hes caling me a piggyI bring home the bacon 🥓
Goes to check my fridge for bacon...
And no ThickThighs I wasn't calling you miss piggy. Just insinuating that you have a healthy appetite
Woah woah woah who said miss piggy
I think you have misunderstood me
I identify as Kermit and await my "high ya"
Haha im only playing 👅
I'd mame you squeal like a piggy donates a used but wet guitar. It's owner doesn't use it anymore
Ask if he wants some of my bacon
I'd make it sizzle "Youd sizzle my bacon | |||
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"I'm too disappointed you don't have socks of the kind of quality that shine your helmet automatically so you can see your face in it Hes too picky about socks You ate all the bacon
Hes caling me a piggyI bring home the bacon 🥓
Goes to check my fridge for bacon...
And no ThickThighs I wasn't calling you miss piggy. Just insinuating that you have a healthy appetite
Woah woah woah who said miss piggy
I think you have misunderstood me
I identify as Kermit and await my "high ya"
Haha im only playing 👅
I'd mame you squeal like a piggy donates a used but wet guitar. It's owner doesn't use it anymore
Ask if he wants some of my bacon
I'd make it sizzle
Youd sizzle my bacon"I could do better | |||
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"I'm too disappointed you don't have socks of the kind of quality that shine your helmet automatically so you can see your face in it Hes too picky about socks You ate all the bacon
Hes caling me a piggyI bring home the bacon 🥓
Goes to check my fridge for bacon...
And no ThickThighs I wasn't calling you miss piggy. Just insinuating that you have a healthy appetite
Woah woah woah who said miss piggy
I think you have misunderstood me
I identify as Kermit and await my "high ya"
Haha im only playing 👅
I'd mame you squeal like a piggy donates a used but wet guitar. It's owner doesn't use it anymore
Ask if he wants some of my bacon
I'd make it sizzle
Youd sizzle my baconI could do better "rules 😆 | |||
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"I'm too disappointed you don't have socks of the kind of quality that shine your helmet automatically so you can see your face in it Hes too picky about socks You ate all the bacon
Hes caling me a piggyI bring home the bacon 🥓
Goes to check my fridge for bacon...
And no ThickThighs I wasn't calling you miss piggy. Just insinuating that you have a healthy appetite
Woah woah woah who said miss piggy
I think you have misunderstood me
I identify as Kermit and await my "high ya"
Haha im only playing 👅
I'd mame you squeal like a piggy donates a used but wet guitar. It's owner doesn't use it anymore
Ask if he wants some of my bacon
I'd make it sizzle
Youd sizzle my bacon"I'd make it nice and juicy | |||
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"I'm one too many men" Im too busy playing naked tiddliwinks | |||
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"At this rate I'm too busy in my bacom bap van" Extra topping for me please. | |||
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"But I'm a postman...and only knock once I prefer it when someone knocks 3 times on the ceiling if they want me " Twice on the pipe, if the answer is no-oo. | |||
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"But I'm a postman...and only knock once I prefer it when someone knocks 3 times on the ceiling if they want me Twice on the pipe, if the answer is no-oo." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeyyyyyy | |||
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"Brown sauce ketuchop or mayo. 😜 " Mayo!? Get out. | |||
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"Brown sauce ketuchop or mayo. 😜 " You saucy devil. | |||
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"But I'm a postman...and only knock once I prefer it when someone knocks 3 times on the ceiling if they want me Twice on the pipe, if the answer is no-oo. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeyyyyyy" I'm shocked no one weighed in with it. 😂 | |||
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"But I'm a postman...and only knock once I prefer it when someone knocks 3 times on the ceiling if they want me Twice on the pipe, if the answer is no-oo. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeyyyyyy" she's indecisive | |||
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"But I'm a postman...and only knock once I prefer it when someone knocks 3 times on the ceiling if they want me Twice on the pipe, if the answer is no-oo. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeyyyyyy I'm shocked no one weighed in with it. 😂" I know!!!! I was dissapointed with the lot of them 🤣 | |||
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"Brown sauce ketuchop or mayo. 😜 You saucy devil. "Hahaha | |||
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"But I'm a postman...and only knock once I prefer it when someone knocks 3 times on the ceiling if they want me Twice on the pipe, if the answer is no-oo. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeyyyyyy I'm shocked no one weighed in with it. 😂 I know!!!! I was dissapointed with the lot of them 🤣" The feckers! 😂 | |||
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"Also a sub so it wouldn't work" Down periscope. | |||
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"Also a sub so it wouldn't work Down periscope. "Hes playing with his periscope | |||
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"Thinks repeating is a bad thing " Come again? | |||
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"Thinks repeating is a bad thing " Got burps, tea keeps repeating | |||
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"Thinks repeating is a bad thing Come again? " Again? Thats 4 times tonight mucky boy | |||
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"Also a sub so it wouldn't work Down periscope.
Hes playing with his periscope"I cannot confirm or deny if I is or isnt | |||
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"Thinks repeating is a bad thing Come again? Again? Thats 4 times tonight mucky boy" I can only manage 3 | |||
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"Thinks repeating is a bad thing Come again? Again? Thats 4 times tonight mucky boy" Too much American Pie I think. | |||
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"Thinks repeating is a bad thing Come again? Again? Thats 4 times tonight mucky boy I can only manage 3" Maybe more this week | |||
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"Thinks repeating is a bad thing Come again? Again? Thats 4 times tonight mucky boy" It's all that bacon keeping us guys fuelled up  | |||
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