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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does anyone recognise this scenario?

We receive a message "fancy a shag?".

We check the profile & it says "will fill in later", no photos & no verifications.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Yip...

Im beginning to think they just get off on sending messages like that....

They busy with the tissue as you check their profile

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"Does anyone recognise this scenario?

We receive a message "fancy a shag?".

We check the profile & it says "will fill in later", no photos & no verifications.

"
oh you got my message then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We got one from a guy the other day & replied "no".

He wrote back asking why.

I couldn't help laughing.

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By *lay2018Couple
over a year ago

westmeath & roscommon.

Just joined ourselves and the first thing we made sure of was to get verified and get some pics up(thou they are mostly private) Cant believe the much mail we get asking " do you want to fuck" or " can you meet in next few days" Can they be atleast abit more creative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got one the other day that said "you're gorgeous"

I simply replied "I Know"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I reckon friendlyfoe is correct. They are simply laptop warriors getting a quick thrill & cleaning up afterwards with toilet tissue.

Otherwise a little effort would be made.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Got one the other day that said "you're gorgeous"

I simply replied "I Know""

Haha!!

X

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Crap profiles show lack of imagination IMo and suggests lack of sexual imagination too IMO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I reckon friendlyfoe is correct. They are simply laptop warriors getting a quick thrill & cleaning up afterwards with toilet tissue.

Otherwise a little effort would be made."

One reason I don't have any photos on my public profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am awaiting the moment some bloke will post a message on this forum claiming to get 20 invitations a day from sexy women in spite of have nothing on their shown on their profile....

Its surely on its way

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Got one the other day that said "you're gorgeous"

I simply replied "I Know"

Haha!!

X"

Excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got one the other day that said "you're gorgeous"

I simply replied "I Know""

Lol, thats exactly what I do only I add "but I still dont want to shag you!"

Newest was: Looking at your pics has given me a huge erection

My reply: Congratulations

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

One message I got recently was along the lines of 'can I cum and empty my load all over you?'

I didn't bother finding out how crap his profile will so obviously be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hadn't logged in for a day or so and when I did, I had 8 new messages. The sad thing was that half of them were from people who were no longer members!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am awaiting the moment some bloke will post a message on this forum claiming to get 20 invitations a day from sexy women in spite of have nothing on their shown on their profile....

Its surely on its way "

Hell would freeze over if that happens lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got one the other day that said "you're gorgeous"

I simply replied "I Know""

Ha ha nice one! I have 'nice legs' quite often and I have replied saying 'well they hold me up'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One message I got recently was along the lines of 'can I cum and empty my load all over you?'

I didn't bother finding out how crap his profile will so obviously be. "

I bet you nearly fell over yourself in the rush to meet that charmer!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"One message I got recently was along the lines of 'can I cum and empty my load all over you?'

I didn't bother finding out how crap his profile will so obviously be.

I bet you nearly fell over yourself in the rush to meet that charmer! "

Shame that messages like that are relatively common. I can only assume there are women on here who respond positively to that sort of charm offensive; that, or sending a message like that actually turns them on.

Who knows.

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