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"And you were being face fucked by _8warren "Learn the towel trick | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 12/06/25 15:00:35]" Borrow his dic .. he can keep the tionary | |||
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"Kiss and play with her tits. Pull her hair. For starters " Game of darts | |||
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"Trip to get more joggers Pull down those pants!" Help suck it xx | |||
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"Trip to get more joggers Pull down those pants! Help suck it xx" Everything possible for hours and hours | |||
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"Trip to get more joggers Pull down those pants! Help suck it xx Everything possible for hours and hours " Watch him doing everything possible for hours and hours 👅 | |||
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"Trip to get more joggers Pull down those pants! Help suck it xx Everything possible for hours and hours Watch him doing everything possible for hours and hours 👅" Naked massage | |||
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"Trip to get more joggers Pull down those pants! Help suck it xx" Fuck you as you suck him | |||
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"Trip to get more joggers Pull down those pants! Help suck it xx Fuck you as you suck him" Tag team with him | |||
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"Trip to get more joggers Pull down those pants! Help suck it xx Fuck you as you suck him Tag team with him" Get the drinks in for the tag teamers | |||
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"Trip to get more joggers Pull down those pants! Help suck it xx Fuck you as you suck him Tag team with him Get the drinks in for the tag teamers " Spend a long night with her | |||
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"Trip to get more joggers Pull down those pants! Help suck it xx Fuck you as you suck him Tag team with him Get the drinks in for the tag teamers Spend a long night with her " Respect the fact you're not looking for guys and wish you the best aha | |||
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"Pull a seat up and enjoy the show" Get the popcorn | |||
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"Would pay for the uber to do what he said he would" Roast him | |||
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"Donate sperm in her vagina" Tell him well done for saying vagina instead of "gash" or "Minge" as i know he must have found that very difficult | |||
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"Donate sperm in her vagina Tell him well done for saying vagina instead of "gash" or "Minge" as i know he must have found that very difficult " Ask her kindly where she would like mine .. | |||
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"Donate sperm in her vagina Tell him well done for saying vagina instead of "gash" or "Minge" as i know he must have found that very difficult " You'll definitely find it hard | |||
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"Donate sperm in her vagina Tell him well done for saying vagina instead of "gash" or "Minge" as i know he must have found that very difficult You'll definitely find it hard "You swallowed 2 Viagra this time then? 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I freeze my knob before every meet" Tell him hell get frostbite and lose the head | |||
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"I freeze my knob before every meet Tell him hell get frostbite and lose the head " Will gladly give you head | |||
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"I freeze my knob before every meet Tell him hell get frostbite and lose the head Will gladly give you head" Break some more rules | |||
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"Feed him a vegan banquet " Send him on a 28 week course for maintaining an erection on a bus full of old women | |||
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"Feed him a vegan banquet Send him on a 28 week course for maintaining an erection on a bus full of old women" send him on a Sun £9.50 holiday without an entertainment pass | |||
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"Feed him a vegan banquet Send him on a 28 week course for maintaining an erection on a bus full of old womensend him on a Sun £9.50 holiday without an entertainment pass" Saves me getting the tokens 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Feed him a vegan banquet Send him on a 28 week course for maintaining an erection on a bus full of old womensend him on a Sun £9.50 holiday without an entertainment pass Saves me getting the tokens 🤣🤣" gives him a sprite bottle to sneak vodka into the clubhouse | |||
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"Feed him a vegan banquet Send him on a 28 week course for maintaining an erection on a bus full of old womensend him on a Sun £9.50 holiday without an entertainment pass Saves me getting the tokens 🤣🤣gives him a sprite bottle to sneak vodka into the clubhouse " Get him a voucher for a hat for that head | |||
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"Make you sit on my head" Ahahahaahhaahahahahahahaa crying u really need to be quicker 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Make you sit on my head Ahahahaahhaahahahahahahaa crying u really need to be quicker 🤣🤣" Go clothes shopping 😉 | |||
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"Give him a granny trolley to help him with his bags" Help him with his balls oops i mean bags | |||
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"Give him a granny trolley to help him with his bags Help him with his balls oops i mean bags " Have the kettle on waiting | |||
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"Give him more bags to carry " Not use a bag 🤣 | |||
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"Give him more bags to carry Not use a bag 🤣" You lefted me so no bag required 😝 | |||
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"Give him more bags to carry Not use a bag 🤣 You lefted me so no bag required 😝" Do the vacuuming in the buff. | |||
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"Give him more bags to carry Not use a bag 🤣 You lefted me so no bag required 😝" Be a shoulder to cry on haha | |||
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"Give him more bags to carry Not use a bag 🤣 You lefted me so no bag required 😝" empty my sack over you and thighs, I mean bags | |||
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"Give him more bags to carry Not use a bag 🤣 You lefted me so no bag required 😝 Do the vacuuming in the buff." Let him vaccum my house anyday | |||
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"Replace that profile photo with us on a twister mat 😈😈" Tell him i dont like sloppy seconds on my mat its too precious | |||
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"Replace that profile photo with us on a twister mat 😈😈" digs up his body and removes twister board covering him | |||
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"Replace that profile photo with us on a twister mat 😈😈 digs up his body and removes twister board covering him" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 get him to buy me and him a new twister mat as the old ones dirty | |||
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"Replace that profile photo with us on a twister mat 😈😈 digs up his body and removes twister board covering him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 get him to buy me and him a new twister mat as the old ones dirty" Make a massive board for more fun | |||
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"See if you can borrow the wheel of fortune for the spinner" See if he wants a game of naked twister | |||
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"Pull a cracker 🎄 " Pull his cracker | |||
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"Pull a cracker 🎄 Pull his cracker " Spread those legs wide apart, bury my head in there for hours until she’s soaking wet before fucking her every way imaginable | |||
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"Everything, what an incredible body!! " Get him to stand in a superman pose in them pants | |||
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"Everything, what an incredible body!! Get him to stand in a superman pose in them pants " i have several pairs of showman boxers. So invite you to choose and put them on | |||
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"Everything, what an incredible body!! Get him to stand in a superman pose in them pants " Make them a nice cup of tea. | |||
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"Use his knob to hang my shirts on " Button his jeans up  | |||
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"Take your shirts off his knob " Go get tattoos | |||
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"What are we getting, where and when?" Something ridiculous probably 😎 | |||
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"What are we getting, where and when? Something ridiculous probably 😎 " Join in with the naked mirror selfies. | |||
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"What are we getting, where and when? Something ridiculous probably 😎 Join in with the naked mirror selfies. " Tell her to be careful what she wishes for | |||
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"I’ll buy him a pint while he finishes taking mirror selfies "Take a mirror selfie with him | |||
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"I’ll buy him a pint while he finishes taking mirror selfies
Take a mirror selfie with him "Have a right good snog  | |||
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"Discuss fine art" Discuss flutes | |||
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"Discuss fine art Discuss flutes" Discuss what you would like for breakfast | |||
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"Discuss fine art Discuss flutes Discuss what you would like for breakfast " Ask if your on the menu? | |||
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"Discuss fine art Discuss flutes Discuss what you would like for breakfast Ask if your on the menu? " Eat that pussy  | |||
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"Discuss fine art Discuss flutes Discuss what you would like for breakfast Ask if your on the menu? " No vegetarian options are available | |||
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"Discuss fine art Discuss flutes Discuss what you would like for breakfast Ask if your on the menu? No vegetarian options are available "Eat his breakfast then | |||
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"I’ll get us a 99" Ill get you a 100 | |||
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"I’ll get us a 99 Ill get you a 100" I'll get the bacon.  | |||
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"I’ll get us a 99 Ill get you a 100" Bring her flowers and chocolates | |||
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"I’ll get us a 99 Ill get you a 100" take her for a drink and see how things go | |||
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"Battle socks against captain for thighs, so chocolates & flowers or drink (bonus prize for going for my penis instead as the star prize)" I'll be having creamy pints of Guinness | |||
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"Share my bacon with them all oink oink " we'd really enjoy it | |||
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"suck her nipples, probably bite them too" Bite him back | |||
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"Share my bacon with them all oink oink " My favourite dream - a bacon gangbang | |||
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"suck her nipples, probably bite them too Bite him back " where? | |||
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"suck her nipples, probably bite them too Bite him back " Oil up those thicc thighs and slide my way in between them!! | |||
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"suck her nipples, probably bite them too Bite him back " Have a thigh thickness contest | |||
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"She is well thick" Your thicker | |||
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"Fuck her "Hasn't got the point in the thread | |||
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"Fuck her "Fuck you too ! 🤣 | |||
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"Fuck her
Fuck you too ! 🤣"straight to the point no messing there. | |||
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"Oh wrong thread "Hes a stickler for the rules | |||
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"Oh wrong thread
Hes a stickler for the rules "remind her that her tits turn my brain to jelly | |||
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"Oh wrong thread
Hes a stickler for the rules remind her that her tits turn my brain to jelly"Do you fancy any ice cream with your jelly? | |||
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"Oh wrong thread
Hes a stickler for the rules remind her that her tits turn my brain to jelly
Do you fancy any ice cream with your jelly? "Tell him no thanks ive already been a pig | |||
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"Have some ice cream too" Invite for a 69 or 99 | |||
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"Have some ice cream too" Suck her toes and lick his cum out of her | |||
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"Have some ice cream too Suck her toes and lick his cum out of her" I'll just have a pint with you | |||
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"Have some ice cream too Suck her toes and lick his cum out of her I'll just have a pint with you " Have a lovely night of drinks with you | |||
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"Skim stones" Play naked tiddli wanks oops a mean winks | |||
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"Skim stones Play naked tiddli wanks oops a mean winks" play naked | |||
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"Skim stones Play naked tiddli wanks oops a mean winksplay naked" oops | |||
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"Skim stones Play naked tiddli wanks oops a mean winks" Make it multi player game of tiddli wanks… keeping both her hands busy | |||
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"Strip tease" sit and watch | |||
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"Skim stones Play naked tiddli wanks oops a mean winks Make it multi player game of tiddli wanks… keeping both her hands busy " Show him how im the best at tiddlywanks | |||
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"Strip tease" give her a cum shower | |||
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"Strip tease" lick every bit of her then watch her ride me wildly with her beautiful tits bouncing into my face | |||
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"Enjoy watching you!" Bring the snack 🍑 | |||
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"Show her my tiddle" Wink at his tiddle | |||
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"I'm loosing the plot between all this bacon and naked playing hunt the sausage malarkey.
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"Offer the vegetarian option " that's like eating cardboard | |||
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"Offer the vegetarian option " Vegetarian? Nah you can close the door behind you on your way out. | |||
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"Offer the vegetarian option Vegetarian? Nah you can close the door behind you on your way out. "I only eat bacon | |||
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"Give him something to wank over so he stops thinking of f99d" Opens my inbox. | |||
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"Offer the vegetarian option Vegetarian? Nah you can close the door behind you on your way out.
I only eat bacon "Foook yes 
How do you like yours in the morning? | |||
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"Offer the vegetarian option Vegetarian? Nah you can close the door behind you on your way out.
I only eat bacon
Foook yes
How do you like yours in the morning? "Sizzled with loads of tomato sauce yummmm | |||
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"Offer the vegetarian option Vegetarian? Nah you can close the door behind you on your way out.
I only eat bacon "What about a nice sausage? | |||
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