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"Version 986.576b Ok, new game...new rules Who am I kidding, have at it" Im playing with myself | |||
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"Version 986.576b Ok, new game...new rules Who am I kidding, have at it Im playing with myself " I wasn't invited | |||
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"Version 986.576b Ok, new game...new rules Who am I kidding, have at it Im playing with myself " Sharing's caring | |||
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"I'd fuck you but its bedtime. " Not in the mood | |||
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"I'd fuck you but its bedtime. Not in the mood" Im still playing and dont wanna stop | |||
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"I'd fuck you but its bedtime. Not in the mood Im still playing and dont wanna stop" That's that she said | |||
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"I'd fuck you but its bedtime. Not in the mood Im still playing and dont wanna stop" I'm watching.....😮😮😮 Wow!! | |||
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"I'd fuck you but its bedtime. Not in the mood Im still playing and dont wanna stop I'm watching.....😮😮😮 Wow!!" I'm trying to think how I can turn this all into some political statement | |||
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"I'd fuck you but its bedtime. Not in the mood Im still playing and dont wanna stop I'm watching.....😮😮😮 Wow!!" He tells fibs 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'd fuck you but its bedtime. Not in the mood Im still playing and dont wanna stop I'm watching.....😮😮😮 Wow!! He tells fibs 🤣🤣" But my imagination ran riot 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'd fuck you but its bedtime. Not in the mood Im still playing and dont wanna stop I'm watching.....😮😮😮 Wow!! He tells fibs 🤣🤣 But my imagination ran riot 🤣🤣" But she's still playing | |||
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"you could turn it into a football statement by saying you haven't seen that much gash since last night...." Using the word 'gash' is making me doubt he is really a Dr 🤔 | |||
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"you could turn it into a football statement by saying you haven't seen that much gash since last night.... Using the word 'gash' is making me doubt he is really a Dr 🤔" that's because it was a term of reference regarding an earlier comment - and i'm off duty - that's my prognosis and i'm sticking to it | |||
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"My cheese grater is blunt" makes sure to masturbate with sharp graters | |||
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"My cheese grater is bluntmakes sure to masturbate with sharp graters" not the usual sandpaper inside an empty loo roll?? | |||
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"His cock is jammed in a dam (See other thread)" I dont like jam p | |||
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"His cock is jammed in a dam (See other thread)" we fucked before and he was shit | |||
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"His cock is jammed in a dam (See other thread)we fucked before and he was shit" It's dam, you cockwomble, not dyke!! 🤣🤣 | |||
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"His cock is jammed in a dam (See other thread)we fucked before and he was shit It's dam, you cockwomble, not dyke!! 🤣🤣" But the guys are all flirting with each other | |||
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"But I'm rearranging my cutlery draw" But i like socks on | |||
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"His cock is jammed in a dam (See other thread)we fucked before and he was shit It's dam, you cockwomble, not dyke!! 🤣🤣 But the guys are all flirting with each other " I need to work my way up to getting the privilege of seeing your labia | |||
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"His cock is jammed in a dam (See other thread)we fucked before and he was shit It's dam, you cockwomble, not dyke!! 🤣🤣 But the guys are all flirting with each other I need to work my way up to getting the privilege of seeing your labia " Not through me you don't 🤣🤣 | |||
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"His cock is jammed in a dam (See other thread)we fucked before and he was shit It's dam, you cockwomble, not dyke!! 🤣🤣 But the guys are all flirting with each other I need to work my way up to getting the privilege of seeing your labia Not through me you don't 🤣🤣" Doesn't have the heart to tell him I have my own toothbrush round her place | |||
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"His cock is jammed in a dam (See other thread)we fucked before and he was shit It's dam, you cockwomble, not dyke!! 🤣🤣 But the guys are all flirting with each other I need to work my way up to getting the privilege of seeing your labia Not through me you don't 🤣🤣Doesn't have the heart to tell him I have my own toothbrush round her place" Is it me or can anyone else smell burning 👃👃🔥🔥 | |||
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"His cock is jammed in a dam (See other thread)we fucked before and he was shit It's dam, you cockwomble, not dyke!! 🤣🤣 But the guys are all flirting with each other I need to work my way up to getting the privilege of seeing your labia Not through me you don't 🤣🤣Doesn't have the heart to tell him I have my own toothbrush round her place Is it me or can anyone else smell burning 👃👃🔥🔥" The mother-in-law must have done some toast | |||
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"His cock is jammed in a dam (See other thread)we fucked before and he was shit It's dam, you cockwomble, not dyke!! 🤣🤣 But the guys are all flirting with each other I need to work my way up to getting the privilege of seeing your labia Not through me you don't 🤣🤣Doesn't have the heart to tell him I have my own toothbrush round her place Is it me or can anyone else smell burning 👃👃🔥🔥 The mother-in-law must have done some toast" My socks are on | |||
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"His cock is jammed in a dam (See other thread)we fucked before and he was shit It's dam, you cockwomble, not dyke!! 🤣🤣 But the guys are all flirting with each other I need to work my way up to getting the privilege of seeing your labia Not through me you don't 🤣🤣Doesn't have the heart to tell him I have my own toothbrush round her place Is it me or can anyone else smell burning 👃👃🔥🔥 The mother-in-law must have done some toast My socks are on" So's mine 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Just realised there's a small hole in mine and I'm a tad embarrassed " Darn it !! 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I don't have time to fuck you and don't even know who I'm supposed to be fucking anymore" The moustache would be too tickly | |||
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"I don't have time to fuck you and don't even know who I'm supposed to be fucking anymore The moustache would be too tickly" is ingnorant when it comes to a penis' right to bear a moustache | |||
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"I don't have time to fuck you and don't even know who I'm supposed to be fucking anymore The moustache would be too ticklyis ingnorant when it comes to a penis' right to bear a moustache " I don't like moustaches | |||
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"I don't have time to fuck you and don't even know who I'm supposed to be fucking anymore The moustache would be too ticklyis ingnorant when it comes to a penis' right to bear a moustache I don't like moustaches " I’m a virgin | |||
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"I don't have time to fuck you and don't even know who I'm supposed to be fucking anymore The moustache would be too ticklyis ingnorant when it comes to a penis' right to bear a moustache I don't like moustaches I’m a virgin " That's virgin on the ridiculous | |||
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"I don't have time to fuck you and don't even know who I'm supposed to be fucking anymore The moustache would be too ticklyis ingnorant when it comes to a penis' right to bear a moustache I don't like moustaches I’m a virgin " I don’t like the sight of blood .. | |||
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"I don't have time to fuck you and don't even know who I'm supposed to be fucking anymore The moustache would be too ticklyis ingnorant when it comes to a penis' right to bear a moustache I don't like moustaches I’m a virgin I don’t like the sight of blood .. " Give her here then before you pass out | |||
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"The eyes and moustache would be off putting " Too sinful to be obedient | |||
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"The eyes and moustache would be off putting " I’m always disobedient | |||
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"Strap ons don't count 🤣🤣" I haven't had breakfast yet | |||
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"Strap ons don't count 🤣🤣I haven't had breakfast yet" I need my coffee 1st | |||
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"Strap ons don't count 🤣🤣I haven't had breakfast yet I need my coffee 1st" I just cant be bothered | |||
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"Strap ons don't count 🤣🤣I haven't had breakfast yet I need my coffee 1st I just cant be bothered " she a lazy bitch | |||
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"Strap ons don't count 🤣🤣I haven't had breakfast yet I need my coffee 1st I just cant be bothered " You're too far away | |||
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"Strap ons don't count 🤣🤣I haven't had breakfast yet I need my coffee 1st I just cant be bothered You're too far away " He lives in a place full of rubiks cubes and shit at it | |||
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"Plays jenga instead" I’m not keen on jenga boys | |||
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"Plays jenga instead" I have to walk the dogs | |||
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"His whites are dirty " wears brown just in case | |||
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"I'm small" good things come in small packages | |||
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"I'm small" I've got to get to work | |||
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"I'm small good things come in small packages" Are you caged? | |||
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"I'm small good things come in small packages Are you caged?" not yet but live in hope x | |||
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"I'm small good things come in small packages Are you caged? not yet but live in hope x" It's your lucky day ![]() | |||
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"I'm small good things come in small packages Are you caged? not yet but live in hope x" I dont want to get burnt | |||
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"I'm small good things come in small packages Are you caged? not yet but live in hope x It's your lucky day ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have an itch " Hes too itchy | |||
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"I can’t tie knots " I like a knot tier | |||
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"I can’t tie knots I like a knot tier" You won't escape ![]() | |||
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"OP, I'm straight so I won't fuck your butt." Hes too busy telling the OP he wont fuck his butt | |||
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"OP, I'm straight so I won't fuck your butt. Hes too busy telling the OP he wont fuck his butt" Would you like yours fucked instead? ![]() | |||
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"OP, I'm straight so I won't fuck your butt. Hes too busy telling the OP he wont fuck his butt Would you like yours fucked instead? ![]() But i dont like cages and you might put me in one 👅 | |||
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"OP, I'm straight so I won't fuck your butt. Hes too busy telling the OP he wont fuck his butt Would you like yours fucked instead? ![]() Tigers shouldn't be caged ![]() | |||
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"We've ran out of excuses, so just going to say we cant be bothered 😅" Mind lieing there while I have one? pmpl | |||
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"OP, I'm straight so I won't fuck your butt. Hes too busy telling the OP he wont fuck his butt Would you like yours fucked instead? ![]() Good god no!!! I recently had a tiny camera up there (for medical purposes not a kink) and I screamed out loud; that sort of intrusion into my isn't for me thanks 😧 | |||
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"Hes a screamer " You must be the Creamer? ![]() | |||
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"Hes a screamer " I’d drown in your hot tub | |||
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"Your too far away " My hands arnt big enough | |||
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"Your too far away My hands arnt big enough" Mine are! Bend over! | |||
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"Im too busy making myself cum now im allowed to again" Need a hand or my tongue to help out | |||
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"Im too busy making myself cum now im allowed to again Need a hand or my tongue to help out" Hes busy with his tongue out | |||
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"Im too busy making myself cum now im allowed to again Need a hand or my tongue to help out Hes busy with his tongue out " she stole the last rolo | |||
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"Im too busy making myself cum now im allowed to again" Their would be no but. ![]() | |||
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"Im too busy making myself cum now im allowed to again Need a hand or my tongue to help out Hes busy with his tongue out she stole the last rolo" I shared it with him and hes still not happy | |||
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"Im too busy making myself cum now im allowed to again Need a hand or my tongue to help out Hes busy with his tongue out she stole the last rolo I shared it with him and hes still not happy" The two other people are still edging and they are in our way | |||
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"Im too busy making myself cum now im allowed to again Need a hand or my tongue to help out Hes busy with his tongue out she stole the last rolo I shared it with him and hes still not happy The two other people are still edging and they are in our way " There are two people his way. His hands are full | |||
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"The dog's barking " I’ve got work to do | |||
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"To buy trying to shoot that target on yoir head to fuck u" I haven't seen her blue underwear yet. ![]() | |||
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"To buy trying to shoot that target on yoir head to fuck u I haven't seen her blue underwear yet. ![]() I dont have blue underwear on | |||
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"To buy trying to shoot that target on yoir head to fuck u I haven't seen her blue underwear yet. ![]() Can’t find a blue underwear at Victoria Secrets | |||
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"I don’t want to walk under the ladder you’re holding…..it’s bad luck xx " They are lairs!!! They aren't average | |||
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"I don’t want to walk under the ladder you’re holding…..it’s bad luck xx They are lairs!!! They aren't average" I would but I'm too short | |||
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"I would have to bring fold you " I've sunk his longboat | |||
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"I would have to bring fold you I've sunk his longboat" Im playing with my harp strings | |||
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"I would have to bring fold you I've sunk his longboat Im playing with my harp strings " My name isn't Harp. ![]() | |||
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"The eyes weirds me out " Your too close to Middlesbrough | |||
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"I'm at lunch " Hes already eating and i dont want to feed him and make him sick | |||
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"....no butts" He’s busy with thick thighs | |||
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"She's far too busy " Can’t think of an if or but at the moment | |||
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"I'm at lunch Hes already eating and i dont want to feed him and make him sick " Oh I don't know....wanna be my dessert 😉😉 | |||
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"I don’t eat dessert xx 😘" Vegan for today! | |||
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"I'm a carnivore " I can’t choose between waffles or muffins 😂😘 | |||
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"I'm a carnivore " Wed fight over the meat 🤣 | |||
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"I'm a carnivore I can’t choose between waffles or muffins 😂😘" If you want muffin, I'll happily do it but.... too much waffle so I'm out. | |||
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"I'm a carnivore Wed fight over the meat 🤣" she didn't want my salami | |||
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"I'm a carnivore Wed fight over the meat 🤣 she didn't want my salami" I prefer pepperoni | |||
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"I'm a carnivore Wed fight over the meat 🤣 she didn't want my salami I prefer pepperoni" I’m taking the lead on this 😁 | |||
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"I'm a carnivore Wed fight over the meat 🤣 she didn't want my salami I prefer pepperoni I’m taking the lead on this 😁" You might say no and im not a ra per | |||
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"I'm a carnivore Wed fight over the meat 🤣 she didn't want my salami I prefer pepperoni I’m taking the lead on this 😁 You might say no and im not a ra per " but you wouldn’t let me | |||
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"I'm a carnivore Wed fight over the meat 🤣 she didn't want my salami I prefer pepperoni I’m taking the lead on this 😁 You might say no and im not a ra per but you wouldn’t let me " he wouldn't want me ![]() | |||
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"I'm a carnivore Wed fight over the meat 🤣 she didn't want my salami I prefer pepperoni I’m taking the lead on this 😁 You might say no and im not a ra per but you wouldn’t let me he wouldn't want me ![]() He wants him to want him | |||
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"I'm a carnivore Wed fight over the meat 🤣 she didn't want my salami I prefer pepperoni I’m taking the lead on this 😁 You might say no and im not a ra per but you wouldn’t let me he wouldn't want me ![]() Your scared | |||
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"I'm a carnivore Wed fight over the meat 🤣 she didn't want my salami I prefer pepperoni I’m taking the lead on this 😁 You might say no and im not a ra per but you wouldn’t let me he wouldn't want me ![]() You think im ugly 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Your wanted by him" Hes a quitter | |||
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"…your spelling, grammar and punctuation leave a lot to be desired." Your the spelling, punctuation and grammar police! And i feel i'd be arrested! | |||
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"…your spelling, grammar and punctuation leave a lot to be desired. Your the spelling, punctuation and grammar police! And i feel i'd be arrested!" I’d get the cuffs out ![]() | |||
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"…your spelling, grammar and punctuation leave a lot to be desired." You’re was used as apposed to You are Cheers for giving everyone a reason to stay away from you xx | |||
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"…your spelling, grammar and punctuation leave a lot to be desired. You’re was used as apposed to You are Cheers for giving everyone a reason to stay away from you xx" but it's one heck of a journey | |||
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"…your spelling, grammar and punctuation leave a lot to be desired. You’re was used as apposed to You are Cheers for giving everyone a reason to stay away from you xx" Your post was perfect…. My post was in response to the thread title, not a reply to you 🥰 (I thought that was how this game worked) ![]() | |||
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"…your spelling, grammar and punctuation leave a lot to be desired. You’re was used as apposed to You are Cheers for giving everyone a reason to stay away from you xx Your post was perfect…. My post was in response to the thread title, not a reply to you 🥰 (I thought that was how this game worked) ![]() he leapfrogged my post | |||
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"…your spelling, grammar and punctuation leave a lot to be desired. You’re was used as apposed to You are Cheers for giving everyone a reason to stay away from you xx Your post was perfect…. My post was in response to the thread title, not a reply to you 🥰 (I thought that was how this game worked) ![]() Hes a stickler for the rules 🤣 | |||
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"…your spelling, grammar and punctuation leave a lot to be desired. You’re was used as apposed to You are Cheers for giving everyone a reason to stay away from you xxbut it's one heck of a journey " Some journeys are worth making darling xx | |||
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