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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Version 986.576b

Ok, new game...new rules

Who am I kidding, have at it

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Version 986.576b

Ok, new game...new rules

Who am I kidding, have at it"

Im playing with myself

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Version 986.576b

Ok, new game...new rules

Who am I kidding, have at it

Im playing with myself "

I wasn't invited

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By *attooboy100Man
7 weeks ago

Sedgley


"Version 986.576b

Ok, new game...new rules

Who am I kidding, have at it

Im playing with myself "

Sharing's caring

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
7 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

I'd fuck you but its bedtime.

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By *rown.studMan
7 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I'd fuck you but its bedtime. "

Not in the mood

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'd fuck you but its bedtime.

Not in the mood"

Im still playing and dont wanna stop

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"I'd fuck you but its bedtime.

Not in the mood

Im still playing and dont wanna stop"

That's that she said

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'd fuck you but its bedtime.

Not in the mood

Im still playing and dont wanna stop"

I'm watching.....😮😮😮 Wow!!

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"I'd fuck you but its bedtime.

Not in the mood

Im still playing and dont wanna stop

I'm watching.....😮😮😮 Wow!!"

I'm trying to think how I can turn this all into some political statement

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'd fuck you but its bedtime.

Not in the mood

Im still playing and dont wanna stop

I'm watching.....😮😮😮 Wow!!"

He tells fibs 🤣🤣

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'd fuck you but its bedtime.

Not in the mood

Im still playing and dont wanna stop

I'm watching.....😮😮😮 Wow!!

He tells fibs 🤣🤣"

But my imagination ran riot 🤣🤣

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By *r lotharioMan
7 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

you could turn it into a football statement by saying you haven't seen that much gash since last night....

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By *oungishBuck1994Man
7 weeks ago

Wantage

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By *oungishBuck1994Man
7 weeks ago

Wantage


"I'd fuck you but its bedtime.

Not in the mood

Im still playing and dont wanna stop

I'm watching.....😮😮😮 Wow!!

He tells fibs 🤣🤣

But my imagination ran riot 🤣🤣"

But she's still playing

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By *aizyWoman
7 weeks ago

west midlands


"you could turn it into a football statement by saying you haven't seen that much gash since last night...."

Using the word 'gash' is making me doubt he is really a Dr 🤔

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

My cheese grater is blunt

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By *r lotharioMan
7 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme


"you could turn it into a football statement by saying you haven't seen that much gash since last night....

Using the word 'gash' is making me doubt he is really a Dr 🤔"

that's because it was a term of reference regarding an earlier comment - and i'm off duty - that's my prognosis and i'm sticking to it

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"My cheese grater is blunt"
makes sure to masturbate with sharp graters

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By *r lotharioMan
7 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme


"My cheese grater is bluntmakes sure to masturbate with sharp graters"

not the usual sandpaper inside an empty loo roll??

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

His cock is jammed in a dam

(See other thread)

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"His cock is jammed in a dam

(See other thread)"

I dont like jam p

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"His cock is jammed in a dam

(See other thread)"

we fucked before and he was shit

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"His cock is jammed in a dam

(See other thread)we fucked before and he was shit"

It's dam, you cockwomble, not dyke!! 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"His cock is jammed in a dam

(See other thread)we fucked before and he was shit

It's dam, you cockwomble, not dyke!! 🤣🤣"

But the guys are all flirting with each other

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By *ocksareoffMan
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

But I'm rearranging my cutlery draw

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"But I'm rearranging my cutlery draw"

But i like socks on

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"His cock is jammed in a dam

(See other thread)we fucked before and he was shit

It's dam, you cockwomble, not dyke!! 🤣🤣

But the guys are all flirting with each other "

I need to work my way up to getting the privilege of seeing your labia

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"His cock is jammed in a dam

(See other thread)we fucked before and he was shit

It's dam, you cockwomble, not dyke!! 🤣🤣

But the guys are all flirting with each other I need to work my way up to getting the privilege of seeing your labia "

Not through me you don't 🤣🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"His cock is jammed in a dam

(See other thread)we fucked before and he was shit

It's dam, you cockwomble, not dyke!! 🤣🤣

But the guys are all flirting with each other I need to work my way up to getting the privilege of seeing your labia

Not through me you don't 🤣🤣"

Doesn't have the heart to tell him I have my own toothbrush round her place

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"His cock is jammed in a dam

(See other thread)we fucked before and he was shit

It's dam, you cockwomble, not dyke!! 🤣🤣

But the guys are all flirting with each other I need to work my way up to getting the privilege of seeing your labia

Not through me you don't 🤣🤣Doesn't have the heart to tell him I have my own toothbrush round her place"

Is it me or can anyone else smell burning 👃👃🔥🔥

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By *ocksareoffMan
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"His cock is jammed in a dam

(See other thread)we fucked before and he was shit

It's dam, you cockwomble, not dyke!! 🤣🤣

But the guys are all flirting with each other I need to work my way up to getting the privilege of seeing your labia

Not through me you don't 🤣🤣Doesn't have the heart to tell him I have my own toothbrush round her place

Is it me or can anyone else smell burning 👃👃🔥🔥"

The mother-in-law must have done some toast

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"His cock is jammed in a dam

(See other thread)we fucked before and he was shit

It's dam, you cockwomble, not dyke!! 🤣🤣

But the guys are all flirting with each other I need to work my way up to getting the privilege of seeing your labia

Not through me you don't 🤣🤣Doesn't have the heart to tell him I have my own toothbrush round her place

Is it me or can anyone else smell burning 👃👃🔥🔥

The mother-in-law must have done some toast"

My socks are on

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"His cock is jammed in a dam

(See other thread)we fucked before and he was shit

It's dam, you cockwomble, not dyke!! 🤣🤣

But the guys are all flirting with each other I need to work my way up to getting the privilege of seeing your labia

Not through me you don't 🤣🤣Doesn't have the heart to tell him I have my own toothbrush round her place

Is it me or can anyone else smell burning 👃👃🔥🔥

The mother-in-law must have done some toast

My socks are on"

So's mine 🤣🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts

Just realised there's a small hole in mine and I'm a tad embarrassed

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Just realised there's a small hole in mine and I'm a tad embarrassed "

Darn it !! 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts

He's trying to pull the wool over my eyes

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Your busy facefucking youngbuck 🤣🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts

I don't have time to fuck you and don't even know who I'm supposed to be fucking anymore

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By *aizyWoman
7 weeks ago

west midlands


"I don't have time to fuck you and don't even know who I'm supposed to be fucking anymore"

The moustache would be too tickly

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"I don't have time to fuck you and don't even know who I'm supposed to be fucking anymore

The moustache would be too tickly"

is ingnorant when it comes to a penis' right to bear a moustache

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By *ocksareoffMan
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"I don't have time to fuck you and don't even know who I'm supposed to be fucking anymore

The moustache would be too ticklyis ingnorant when it comes to a penis' right to bear a moustache "

I don't like moustaches

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By *emma200Woman
7 weeks ago

Warwickshire


"I don't have time to fuck you and don't even know who I'm supposed to be fucking anymore

The moustache would be too ticklyis ingnorant when it comes to a penis' right to bear a moustache

I don't like moustaches "

I’m a virgin

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I don't have time to fuck you and don't even know who I'm supposed to be fucking anymore

The moustache would be too ticklyis ingnorant when it comes to a penis' right to bear a moustache

I don't like moustaches

I’m a virgin "

That's virgin on the ridiculous

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
7 weeks ago

Hatfield


"I don't have time to fuck you and don't even know who I'm supposed to be fucking anymore

The moustache would be too ticklyis ingnorant when it comes to a penis' right to bear a moustache

I don't like moustaches

I’m a virgin "

I don’t like the sight of blood ..

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I don't have time to fuck you and don't even know who I'm supposed to be fucking anymore

The moustache would be too ticklyis ingnorant when it comes to a penis' right to bear a moustache

I don't like moustaches

I’m a virgin

I don’t like the sight of blood .. "

Give her here then before you pass out

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts

I use photoshop and my penis is the actual size of my avatar

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By *infullyObedientWoman
7 weeks ago

Woodley

The eyes and moustache would be off putting

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By *rown.studMan
7 weeks ago

Thornaby


"The eyes and moustache would be off putting "

Too sinful to be obedient

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
7 weeks ago

Hatfield


"The eyes and moustache would be off putting "

I’m always disobedient

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By *eeper ThanMan
7 weeks ago

Dartford

But you make to good a towel rail

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By *infullyObedientWoman
7 weeks ago

Woodley

Hes too deep

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By *ustus5555Woman
7 weeks ago

Mansfield

I'm too disobedient

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By *infullyObedientWoman
7 weeks ago

Woodley

You dont have a cock

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By *ustus5555Woman
7 weeks ago

Mansfield

Strap ons don't count 🤣🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"Strap ons don't count 🤣🤣"
I haven't had breakfast yet

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
7 weeks ago

Next Door


"Strap ons don't count 🤣🤣I haven't had breakfast yet"

I need my coffee 1st

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Strap ons don't count 🤣🤣I haven't had breakfast yet

I need my coffee 1st"

I just cant be bothered

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"Strap ons don't count 🤣🤣I haven't had breakfast yet

I need my coffee 1st

I just cant be bothered "

she a lazy bitch

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By *ubikslongswordMan
7 weeks ago

Rubiksville


"Strap ons don't count 🤣🤣I haven't had breakfast yet

I need my coffee 1st

I just cant be bothered "

You're too far away

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By *infullyObedientWoman
7 weeks ago

Woodley

Im solving a rubiks cube

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Strap ons don't count 🤣🤣I haven't had breakfast yet

I need my coffee 1st

I just cant be bothered

You're too far away "

He lives in a place full of rubiks cubes and shit at it

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts

Plays jenga instead

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By *linyMan
7 weeks ago

Manchester/London


"Plays jenga instead"

I’m not keen on jenga boys

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By *emma200Woman
7 weeks ago

Warwickshire


"Plays jenga instead"

I have to walk the dogs

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By *r Black 85Man
7 weeks ago

nottingham

I'm washing my whites😎😎😎😎😎

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By *infullyObedientWoman
7 weeks ago

Woodley

His whites are dirty

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"His whites are dirty "
wears brown just in case

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By *ustus5555Woman
7 weeks ago

Mansfield

I'm small

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By *lame2025TV/TS
7 weeks ago

cork


"I'm small"

good things come in small packages

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"I'm small"
I've got to get to work

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Bolton


"I'm small

good things come in small packages"

Are you caged?

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By *heVikingJarlMan
7 weeks ago

behind you

I wouldn't want to stop

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By *lame2025TV/TS
7 weeks ago

cork


"I'm small

good things come in small packages

Are you caged?"

not yet but live in hope x

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Bolton


"I'm small

good things come in small packages

Are you caged?

not yet but live in hope x"

It's your lucky day

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm small

good things come in small packages

Are you caged?

not yet but live in hope x"

I dont want to get burnt

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By *lame2025TV/TS
7 weeks ago

cork


"I'm small

good things come in small packages

Are you caged?

not yet but live in hope x

It's your lucky day "

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By *heVikingJarlMan
7 weeks ago

behind you

I have an itch

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"I have an itch "

Hes too itchy

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By *infullyObedientWoman
7 weeks ago

Woodley

He needs to get his itch checked out

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By *heVikingJarlMan
7 weeks ago

behind you

Im covered in cream

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By *linyMan
7 weeks ago

Manchester/London

I’m busy tormenting Sinfully

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Bolton

I prefer it Tied Up

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By *8warrenMan
7 weeks ago

.

I can’t tie knots

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"I can’t tie knots "

I like a knot tier

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By *r TriomanMan
7 weeks ago

Malmesbury

OP, I'm straight so I won't fuck your butt.

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Bolton


"I can’t tie knots

I like a knot tier"

You won't escape

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"OP, I'm straight so I won't fuck your butt."

Hes too busy telling the OP he wont fuck his butt

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Bolton


"OP, I'm straight so I won't fuck your butt.

Hes too busy telling the OP he wont fuck his butt"

Would you like yours fucked instead?

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"OP, I'm straight so I won't fuck your butt.

Hes too busy telling the OP he wont fuck his butt

Would you like yours fucked instead? "

But i dont like cages and you might put me in one 👅

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By *linyMan
7 weeks ago

Manchester/London

I’m washing my ropes

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Bolton


"OP, I'm straight so I won't fuck your butt.

Hes too busy telling the OP he wont fuck his butt

Would you like yours fucked instead?

But i dont like cages and you might put me in one 👅"

Tigers shouldn't be caged

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
7 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

We've ran out of excuses, so just going to say we cant be bothered 😅

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Bolton


"We've ran out of excuses, so just going to say we cant be bothered 😅"

Mind lieing there while I have one? pmpl

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By *r TriomanMan
7 weeks ago

Malmesbury


"OP, I'm straight so I won't fuck your butt.

Hes too busy telling the OP he wont fuck his butt

Would you like yours fucked instead? "

Good god no!!! I recently had a tiny camera up there (for medical purposes not a kink) and I screamed out loud; that sort of intrusion into my isn't for me thanks 😧

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By *infullyObedientWoman
7 weeks ago

Woodley

Hes a screamer

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Bolton


"Hes a screamer "

You must be the Creamer?

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By *8warrenMan
7 weeks ago

.


"Hes a screamer "

I’d drown in your hot tub

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By *infullyObedientWoman
7 weeks ago

Woodley

Im being tormented by Pliny

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Your too far away

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Your too far away "

My hands arnt big enough

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Bolton


"Your too far away

My hands arnt big enough"

Mine are! Bend over!

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By *infullyObedientWoman
7 weeks ago

Woodley

Im too busy making myself cum now im allowed to again

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By *ussyeater27Man
7 weeks ago

London/Murcia/ Bath/Glasgow/ Dublin All over for work


"Im too busy making myself cum now im allowed to again"

Need a hand or my tongue to help out

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By *orthsouth4957Couple
7 weeks ago

swords

[Removed by poster at 12/06/25 08:56:41]

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By *ustus5555Woman
7 weeks ago

Mansfield

Busy searching for a cock for her

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Im too busy making myself cum now im allowed to again

Need a hand or my tongue to help out"

Hes busy with his tongue out

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"Im too busy making myself cum now im allowed to again

Need a hand or my tongue to help out

Hes busy with his tongue out "

she stole the last rolo

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By *orthsouth4957Couple
7 weeks ago

swords


"Im too busy making myself cum now im allowed to again"

Their would be no but.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Im too busy making myself cum now im allowed to again

Need a hand or my tongue to help out

Hes busy with his tongue out she stole the last rolo"

I shared it with him and hes still not happy

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By *8warrenMan
7 weeks ago

.


"Im too busy making myself cum now im allowed to again

Need a hand or my tongue to help out

Hes busy with his tongue out she stole the last rolo

I shared it with him and hes still not happy"

The two other people are still edging and they are in our way

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By *rown.studMan
7 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Im too busy making myself cum now im allowed to again

Need a hand or my tongue to help out

Hes busy with his tongue out she stole the last rolo

I shared it with him and hes still not happy

The two other people are still edging and they are in our way "

There are two people his way. His hands are full

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts

The dog's barking

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By *armite 500Man
7 weeks ago

Darlington


"The dog's barking "

I’ve got work to do

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By *emptme1993Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

I think you’d out muscle me

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By *ensman100Man
7 weeks ago

Hounslow

I've got to wash my hair

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By *ustus5555Woman
7 weeks ago

Mansfield

I'm camera shy

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By *fffunCouple
7 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

I just finished cumming multiple times.. Need to sleep

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By *rown.studMan
7 weeks ago

Thornaby

Cum dripped looking at you

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By *uzzieboyMan
7 weeks ago

taunton

I’m washing my hair

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By *fffunCouple
7 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

To buy trying to shoot that target on yoir head to fuck u

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"To buy trying to shoot that target on yoir head to fuck u"

I haven't seen her blue underwear yet.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"To buy trying to shoot that target on yoir head to fuck u

I haven't seen her blue underwear yet. "

I dont have blue underwear on

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By *rown.studMan
7 weeks ago

Thornaby


"To buy trying to shoot that target on yoir head to fuck u

I haven't seen her blue underwear yet.

I dont have blue underwear on "

Can’t find a blue underwear at Victoria Secrets

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By *intageandginge89Couple
7 weeks ago

Whitefield

We are currently trapped in our attic…. The ladders fell and it’s too big of a drop to jump. We don’t have any credit on our phones to call anyone for help. Can someone please get in touch the fire service?? Starting to get hungry. Help.

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7 weeks ago


"We are currently trapped in our attic…. The ladders fell and it’s too big of a drop to jump. We don’t have any credit on our phones to call anyone for help. Can someone please get in touch the fire service?? Starting to get hungry. Help. "

I will get right onto it, just rummaging through your laundry basket at the moment though.......

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

I've got my hands full holding a ladder.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
7 weeks ago

South Wales

I don’t want to walk under the ladder you’re holding…..it’s bad luck xx

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
7 weeks ago

Next Door


"I don’t want to walk under the ladder you’re holding…..it’s bad luck xx "

They are lairs!!! They aren't average

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By *ocksareoffMan
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"I don’t want to walk under the ladder you’re holding…..it’s bad luck xx

They are lairs!!! They aren't average"

I would but I'm too short

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By *heVikingJarlMan
7 weeks ago

behind you

I would have to bring fold you

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"I would have to bring fold you "
I've sunk his longboat

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"I would have to bring fold you I've sunk his longboat"

Im playing with my harp strings

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By *hunky GentMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I would have to bring fold you I've sunk his longboat

Im playing with my harp strings "

My name isn't Harp.

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By *linyMan
7 weeks ago

Manchester/London

He’s actually called Viola

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts

He's far too into his wood instrument

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By *rown.studMan
7 weeks ago

Thornaby

The eyes weirds me out

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By *ocksareoffMan
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"The eyes weirds me out "

Your too close to Middlesbrough

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By *fffunCouple
7 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

I like the socks on

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By *8warrenMan
7 weeks ago

.

We my be neighbours

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm at lunch

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm at lunch "

Hes already eating and i dont want to feed him and make him sick

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By *heerFlirtMan
7 weeks ago

Quite near Bath usually

....no butts

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
7 weeks ago

Hatfield


"....no butts"

He’s busy with thick thighs

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By *8warrenMan
7 weeks ago

.

I just can’t sorry

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By *fffunCouple
7 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

78 is my unlucky number

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By *ustus5555Woman
7 weeks ago

Mansfield

She's far too busy

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
7 weeks ago

Hatfield


"She's far too busy "

Can’t think of an if or but at the moment

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm at lunch

Hes already eating and i dont want to feed him and make him sick "

Oh I don't know....wanna be my dessert 😉😉

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
7 weeks ago

South Wales

I don’t eat dessert xx 😘

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By *rown.studMan
7 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I don’t eat dessert xx 😘"

Vegan for today!

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By *fffunCouple
7 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

I'm a carnivore

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By *ere4It3000Couple
7 weeks ago

Belgium


"I'm a carnivore "

I can’t choose between waffles or muffins 😂😘

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm a carnivore "

Wed fight over the meat 🤣

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By *r TriomanMan
7 weeks ago

Malmesbury


"I'm a carnivore

I can’t choose between waffles or muffins 😂😘"

If you want muffin, I'll happily do it but.... too much waffle so I'm out.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"I'm a carnivore

Wed fight over the meat 🤣"

she didn't want my salami

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm a carnivore

Wed fight over the meat 🤣 she didn't want my salami"

I prefer pepperoni

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By *asty tatsyMan
7 weeks ago

london


"I'm a carnivore

Wed fight over the meat 🤣 she didn't want my salami

I prefer pepperoni"

I’m taking the lead on this 😁

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm a carnivore

Wed fight over the meat 🤣 she didn't want my salami

I prefer pepperoni

I’m taking the lead on this 😁"

You might say no and im not a ra per

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By *8warrenMan
7 weeks ago

.


"I'm a carnivore

Wed fight over the meat 🤣 she didn't want my salami

I prefer pepperoni

I’m taking the lead on this 😁

You might say no and im not a ra per "

but you wouldn’t let me

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"I'm a carnivore

Wed fight over the meat 🤣 she didn't want my salami

I prefer pepperoni

I’m taking the lead on this 😁

You might say no and im not a ra per but you wouldn’t let me "

he wouldn't want me

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm a carnivore

Wed fight over the meat 🤣 she didn't want my salami

I prefer pepperoni

I’m taking the lead on this 😁

You might say no and im not a ra per but you wouldn’t let me he wouldn't want me "

He wants him to want him

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By *armite 500Man
7 weeks ago

Darlington


"I'm a carnivore

Wed fight over the meat 🤣 she didn't want my salami

I prefer pepperoni

I’m taking the lead on this 😁

You might say no and im not a ra per but you wouldn’t let me he wouldn't want me

He wants him to want him"

Your scared

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Your wanted by him

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm a carnivore

Wed fight over the meat 🤣 she didn't want my salami

I prefer pepperoni

I’m taking the lead on this 😁

You might say no and im not a ra per but you wouldn’t let me he wouldn't want me

He wants him to want him

Your scared "

You think im ugly 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"Your wanted by him"

Hes a quitter

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple
7 weeks ago

cardiff

You’re out of our league xx

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By *heerFlirtMan
7 weeks ago

Quite near Bath usually

…your spelling, grammar and punctuation leave a lot to be desired.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"…your spelling, grammar and punctuation leave a lot to be desired."

Your the spelling, punctuation and grammar police! And i feel i'd be arrested!

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By *heerFlirtMan
7 weeks ago

Quite near Bath usually


"…your spelling, grammar and punctuation leave a lot to be desired.

Your the spelling, punctuation and grammar police! And i feel i'd be arrested!"

I’d get the cuffs out

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple
7 weeks ago

cardiff


"…your spelling, grammar and punctuation leave a lot to be desired."

You’re was used as apposed to You are

Cheers for giving everyone a reason to stay away from you xx

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"…your spelling, grammar and punctuation leave a lot to be desired.

You’re was used as apposed to You are

Cheers for giving everyone a reason to stay away from you xx"

but it's one heck of a journey

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By *heerFlirtMan
7 weeks ago

Quite near Bath usually


"…your spelling, grammar and punctuation leave a lot to be desired.

You’re was used as apposed to You are

Cheers for giving everyone a reason to stay away from you xx"

Your post was perfect…. My post was in response to the thread title, not a reply to you 🥰

(I thought that was how this game worked)

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"…your spelling, grammar and punctuation leave a lot to be desired.

You’re was used as apposed to You are

Cheers for giving everyone a reason to stay away from you xx

Your post was perfect…. My post was in response to the thread title, not a reply to you 🥰

(I thought that was how this game worked) "

he leapfrogged my post

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 weeks ago

Stockton


"…your spelling, grammar and punctuation leave a lot to be desired.

You’re was used as apposed to You are

Cheers for giving everyone a reason to stay away from you xx

Your post was perfect…. My post was in response to the thread title, not a reply to you 🥰

(I thought that was how this game worked) he leapfrogged my post "

Hes a stickler for the rules 🤣

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple
7 weeks ago

cardiff


"…your spelling, grammar and punctuation leave a lot to be desired.

You’re was used as apposed to You are

Cheers for giving everyone a reason to stay away from you xxbut it's one heck of a journey "

Some journeys are worth making darling xx

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