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"Busy riding a dolphin "The dolphin took him way out to sea and I cant get to him | |||
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"Busy riding a dolphin
The dolphin took him way out to sea and I cant get to him"Need to be her personal skipper | |||
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"I’d melt inside you " Yorkies bars aren't for girls | |||
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"I’d melt inside you Yorkies bars aren't for girls " The milky bars are on me.  | |||
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"Don't like white chocolate 🤷" I dont like white chocolate either. | |||
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"My taxi is outside "Youve just got in a taxi | |||
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"Don't like white chocolate 🤷 I dont like white chocolate either. " My only deal breaker is people who don't like white chocolate  | |||
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"My taxi is outside
Youve just got in a taxi"I have to drive this bloody taxi!! | |||
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"My taxi is outside
Youve just got in a taxi
I have to drive this bloody taxi!! "I’m in the back filming a fake taxi video whilst he’s driving! | |||
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"My taxi is outside
Youve just got in a taxi
I have to drive this bloody taxi!!
I’m in the back filming a fake taxi video whilst he’s driving! "I hope we're on our way to pick up thickthighs.  | |||
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"I’d melt inside you Yorkies bars aren't for girls " Doesn’t that make you want one even more…? | |||
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"I'm waiting for a taxi. " Theres too many taxis on my front | |||
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"I'm waiting for a taxi. Theres too many taxis on my front " Can’t get to her because the taxis are blocking the way | |||
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"I'm waiting for a taxi. Theres too many taxis on my front Can’t get to her because the taxis are blocking the way" They’re ahead of me in the taxi queue and I can’t queue jump… | |||
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"I'm waiting for a taxi. Theres too many taxis on my front Can’t get to her because the taxis are blocking the way They’re ahead of me in the taxi queue and I can’t queue jump…" My inner feminist cannot get over the 'its not for girls' marketing campaign. | |||
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"I'm waiting for a taxi. Theres too many taxis on my front Can’t get to her because the taxis are blocking the way They’re ahead of me in the taxi queue and I can’t queue jump… My inner feminist cannot get over the 'its not for girls' marketing campaign. " Your smile is crooked | |||
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"I'm waiting for a taxi. Theres too many taxis on my front Can’t get to her because the taxis are blocking the way They’re ahead of me in the taxi queue and I can’t queue jump… My inner feminist cannot get over the 'its not for girls' marketing campaign. Your smile is crooked " Your too much of a stud for me | |||
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"I'm waiting for a taxi. Theres too many taxis on my front Can’t get to her because the taxis are blocking the way They’re ahead of me in the taxi queue and I can’t queue jump… My inner feminist cannot get over the 'its not for girls' marketing campaign. Your smile is crooked Your too much of a stud for me" You're far to hot for me. | |||
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"I'm waiting for a taxi. Theres too many taxis on my front Can’t get to her because the taxis are blocking the way They’re ahead of me in the taxi queue and I can’t queue jump… My inner feminist cannot get over the 'its not for girls' marketing campaign. Your smile is crooked Your too much of a stud for me You're far to hot for me. "You keep telling me your too old for me | |||
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"Because hes a doctor and using strange words " Because I don’t know where Woodley is! | |||
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"Because hes a doctor and using strange words Because I don’t know where Woodley is!" Backed he doesnt know how to use Google maps | |||
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"because i use far too many grandilinquent words for her" Because i cant understand what hes saying | |||
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"We would be lost in these boobs" I'm in the 'search & Rescue', but off duty. | |||
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"We would be lost in these boobs I'm in the 'search & Rescue', but off duty. "I don't fancy gents | |||
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"my bread ain't buttered that way either" I am just too busy playing assassins creed on my Xbox this week. Soz | |||
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"my bread ain't buttered that way either I am just too busy playing assassins creed on my Xbox this week. Soz " I fear you only have half a head! | |||
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"my bread ain't buttered that way either I am just too busy playing assassins creed on my Xbox this week. Soz I fear you only have half a head! "I fear you dont have a real face | |||
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"my bread ain't buttered that way either I am just too busy playing assassins creed on my Xbox this week. Soz I fear you only have half a head!
I fear you dont have a real face "Too far away | |||
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"my bread ain't buttered that way either I am just too busy playing assassins creed on my Xbox this week. Soz I fear you only have half a head!
I fear you dont have a real face
Too far away "You only have legs! | |||
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"my bread ain't buttered that way either I am just too busy playing assassins creed on my Xbox this week. Soz I fear you only have half a head!
I fear you dont have a real face
Too far away
You only have legs!"I can't see your face | |||
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"my bread ain't buttered that way either I am just too busy playing assassins creed on my Xbox this week. Soz I fear you only have half a head!
I fear you dont have a real face
Too far away
You only have legs!"She’s fixing her toy box  | |||
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"my bread ain't buttered that way either I am just too busy playing assassins creed on my Xbox this week. Soz I fear you only have half a head!
I fear you dont have a real face
Too far away
You only have legs!
She’s fixing her toy box "I’m her toy box provider | |||
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"my bread ain't buttered that way either I am just too busy playing assassins creed on my Xbox this week. Soz I fear you only have half a head!
I fear you dont have a real face
Too far away
You only have legs!
She’s fixing her toy box
I’m her toy box provider"Ask him to provide me one whilst hes at it | |||
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"my bread ain't buttered that way either I am just too busy playing assassins creed on my Xbox this week. Soz I fear you only have half a head!
I fear you dont have a real face
Too far away
You only have legs!
She’s fixing her toy box
I’m her toy box provider
Ask him to provide me one whilst hes at it "She dove into my toy collection and I haven’t seen her for hours | |||
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"It's far to hot and sweaty " Not around Mansfield | |||
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"It's far to hot and sweaty Not around Mansfield " Too male for me  | |||
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"It's far to hot and sweaty Not around Mansfield " His towel looks stuck | |||
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"It's far to hot and sweaty Not around Mansfield His towel looks stuck " She can’t take the towel off | |||
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"It's far to hot and sweaty Not around Mansfield His towel looks stuck She can’t take the towel off "He needs to.just let the towel go | |||
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"It's far to hot and sweaty Not around Mansfield His towel looks stuck She can’t take the towel off
He needs to.just let the towel go "Pm still empty | |||
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"It's far to hot and sweaty Not around Mansfield His towel looks stuck She can’t take the towel off
He needs to.just let the towel go
Pm still empty "I’m busy trying to rescue Thickthighs from the depths of my toy collection | |||
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"It's far to hot and sweaty Not around Mansfield His towel looks stuck She can’t take the towel off
He needs to.just let the towel go
Pm still empty
I’m busy trying to rescue Thickthighs from the depths of my toy collection
Hes replenishing his fluids" | |||
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"It's far to hot and sweaty Not around Mansfield His towel looks stuck She can’t take the towel off
He needs to.just let the towel go
Pm still empty
I’m busy trying to rescue Thickthighs from the depths of my toy collection
Hes replenishing his fluids"Im still playing with my toys | |||
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"It's far to hot and sweaty Not around Mansfield His towel looks stuck She can’t take the towel off
He needs to.just let the towel go
Pm still empty
I’m busy trying to rescue Thickthighs from the depths of my toy collection
Hes replenishing his fluids
Im still playing with my toys "Im still shopping for new toys | |||
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"It's far to hot and sweaty Not around Mansfield His towel looks stuck She can’t take the towel off
He needs to.just let the towel go
Pm still empty
I’m busy trying to rescue Thickthighs from the depths of my toy collection
Hes replenishing his fluids
Im still playing with my toys "You are too distracted | |||
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"It's far to hot and sweaty Not around Mansfield His towel looks stuck She can’t take the towel off
He needs to.just let the towel go
Pm still empty
I’m busy trying to rescue Thickthighs from the depths of my toy collection
Hes replenishing his fluids
Im still playing with my toys
You are too distracted "You dont want to distract me from being distracted | |||
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"It's far to hot and sweaty Not around Mansfield His towel looks stuck She can’t take the towel off
He needs to.just let the towel go
Pm still empty
I’m busy trying to rescue Thickthighs from the depths of my toy collection
Hes replenishing his fluids
Im still playing with my toys
You are too distracted "I’m so distracted by the pics that I didn’t even listen when they said “wanna meet?” | |||
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"It's far to hot and sweaty Not around Mansfield His towel looks stuck She can’t take the towel off
He needs to.just let the towel go
Pm still empty
I’m busy trying to rescue Thickthighs from the depths of my toy collection
Hes replenishing his fluids
Im still playing with my toys
You are too distracted
I’m so distracted by the pics that I didn’t even listen when they said “wanna meet?”"Doesn't like magical hands | |||
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"It's far to hot and sweaty Not around Mansfield His towel looks stuck She can’t take the towel off
He needs to.just let the towel go
Pm still empty
I’m busy trying to rescue Thickthighs from the depths of my toy collection
Hes replenishing his fluids
Im still playing with my toys
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I’m so distracted by the pics that I didn’t even listen when they said “wanna meet?”"Buying black trunks | |||
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"I wouldn’t last very long, maybe a few minutes especially in the black underwear set " You dont last long so i cant be bothered | |||
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"I wouldn’t last very long, maybe a few minutes especially in the black underwear set You dont last long so i cant be bothered " I last so long that eventually I get bored, so I won’t bother. Bother to understand? | |||
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"I wouldn’t last very long, maybe a few minutes especially in the black underwear set You dont last long so i cant be bothered I last so long that eventually I get bored, so I won’t bother. Bother to understand?" I wouldnt want to bother him | |||
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"I wouldn’t last very long, maybe a few minutes especially in the black underwear set You dont last long so i cant be bothered I last so long that eventually I get bored, so I won’t bother. Bother to understand? I wouldnt want to bother him" I'm drinking my tea | |||
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"I wouldn’t last very long, maybe a few minutes especially in the black underwear set You dont last long so i cant be bothered I last so long that eventually I get bored, so I won’t bother. Bother to understand? I wouldnt want to bother him I'm drinking my tea " But his teas more important | |||
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"I wouldn’t last very long, maybe a few minutes especially in the black underwear set You dont last long so i cant be bothered I last so long that eventually I get bored, so I won’t bother. Bother to understand? I wouldnt want to bother him I'm drinking my tea But his teas more important " I hate tea. I’m off to make myself a coffee | |||
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"I wouldn’t last very long, maybe a few minutes especially in the black underwear set You dont last long so i cant be bothered I last so long that eventually I get bored, so I won’t bother. Bother to understand? I wouldnt want to bother him I'm drinking my tea But his teas more important I hate tea. I’m off to make myself a coffee" . Makes his own coffee | |||
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"I'm queuing in Starbucks " Im waiting for you to bring my latte for some energy | |||
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"I've tye dyed all my red underwear white" He wears wheres wally pants | |||
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"Doesn't care for your cock 🤣🤣" he may win in a "who has the best arse" contest | |||
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"Doesn't care for your cock 🤣🤣he may win in a "who has the best arse" contest " Don't you mean "who is the best arse" 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Doesn't care for your cock 🤣🤣he may win in a "who has the best arse" contest Don't you mean "who is the best arse" 🤣🤣" he always corrects me | |||
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"Doesn't care for your cock 🤣🤣he may win in a "who has the best arse" contest Don't you mean "who is the best arse" 🤣🤣he always corrects me" Hes obsessed with asses | |||
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"Doesn't care for your cock 🤣🤣he may win in a "who has the best arse" contest Don't you mean "who is the best arse" 🤣🤣he always corrects me Hes obsessed with asses" I'm obsessed with your ass | |||
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"Doesn't care for your cock 🤣🤣he may win in a "who has the best arse" contest Don't you mean "who is the best arse" 🤣🤣he always corrects me Hes obsessed with asses I'm obsessed with your ass " she won't take us both at the same time | |||
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"Doesn't care for your cock 🤣🤣he may win in a "who has the best arse" contest Don't you mean "who is the best arse" 🤣🤣he always corrects me Hes obsessed with asses I'm obsessed with your ass she won't take us both at the same time" He called my kitty a MINGE 🤢 | |||
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"Doesn't care for your cock 🤣🤣he may win in a "who has the best arse" contest Don't you mean "who is the best arse" 🤣🤣he always corrects me Hes obsessed with asses I'm obsessed with your ass she won't take us both at the same time He called my kitty a MINGE 🤢" I'm allergic to the word minge | |||
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"Doesn't care for your cock 🤣🤣he may win in a "who has the best arse" contest Don't you mean "who is the best arse" 🤣🤣he always corrects me Hes obsessed with asses I'm obsessed with your ass she won't take us both at the same time He called my kitty a MINGE 🤢" sorry should have said its my minge now | |||
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"Doesn't care for your cock 🤣🤣he may win in a "who has the best arse" contest Don't you mean "who is the best arse" 🤣🤣he always corrects me Hes obsessed with asses I'm obsessed with your ass she won't take us both at the same time He called my kitty a MINGE 🤢sorry should have said its my minge now "You like childish words for pretty kitty...you utter clunge muncher 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Doesn't care for your cock 🤣🤣he may win in a "who has the best arse" contest Don't you mean "who is the best arse" 🤣🤣he always corrects me Hes obsessed with asses I'm obsessed with your ass she won't take us both at the same time He called my kitty a MINGE 🤢sorry should have said its my minge now
You like childish words for pretty kitty...you utter clunge muncher 🤣🤣"Here here 👏👏🤣 | |||
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"Doesn't care for your cock 🤣🤣he may win in a "who has the best arse" contest Don't you mean "who is the best arse" 🤣🤣he always corrects me Hes obsessed with asses I'm obsessed with your ass she won't take us both at the same time He called my kitty a MINGE 🤢sorry should have said its my minge now
You like childish words for pretty kitty...you utter clunge muncher 🤣🤣
Here here 👏👏🤣"I'm too busy tickling with ostrich feathers 😉😉 | |||
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"Doesn't care for your cock 🤣🤣he may win in a "who has the best arse" contest Don't you mean "who is the best arse" 🤣🤣he always corrects me Hes obsessed with asses I'm obsessed with your ass she won't take us both at the same time He called my kitty a MINGE 🤢sorry should have said its my minge now
You like childish words for pretty kitty...you utter clunge muncher 🤣🤣
Here here 👏👏🤣
I'm too busy tickling with ostrich feathers 😉😉"Im too busy songing him 🤣🤣🤣 🎵🎵 | |||
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"Doesn't care for your cock 🤣🤣he may win in a "who has the best arse" contest Don't you mean "who is the best arse" 🤣🤣he always corrects me Hes obsessed with asses I'm obsessed with your ass she won't take us both at the same time He called my kitty a MINGE 🤢sorry should have said its my minge now
You like childish words for pretty kitty...you utter clunge muncher 🤣🤣
Here here 👏👏🤣
I'm too busy tickling with ostrich feathers 😉😉
Im too busy songing him 🤣🤣🤣 🎵🎵"Too busy laughing 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/06/25 20:33:27] The cant decide what to write " Shall 23 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/06/25 20:33:27] The cant decide what to write Shall 23 🤣🤣🤣" Its not saturday | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/06/25 20:33:27] The cant decide what to write Shall 23 🤣🤣🤣 Its not saturday " My penis is having a shower | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/06/25 20:33:27] The cant decide what to write Shall 23 🤣🤣🤣 Its not saturday My penis is having a shower" I don't like penis | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/06/25 20:33:27] The cant decide what to write Shall 23 🤣🤣🤣 Its not saturday My penis is having a shower I don't like penis" I do like penis | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/06/25 20:33:27] The cant decide what to write Shall 23 🤣🤣🤣 Its not saturday My penis is having a shower I don't like penis I do like penis" i love vaginas | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/06/25 20:33:27] The cant decide what to write Shall 23 🤣🤣🤣 Its not saturday My penis is having a shower I don't like penis I do like penis" Bugger I'm a pianist | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/06/25 20:33:27] The cant decide what to write Shall 23 🤣🤣🤣 Its not saturday My penis is having a shower I don't like penis I do like penis Bugger I'm a pianist" I can't play, I prefer drums | |||
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"I dont want my keys tinkled with " I can't find your keys | |||
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"I dont want my keys tinkled with I can't find your keys " I couldnt keep.up with you | |||
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"I dont want my keys tinkled with I can't find your keys I couldnt keep.up with you " leave her alone for 5 mins so she get catch her breath | |||
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"I dont want my keys tinkled with I can't find your keys I couldnt keep.up with you " I dont have the required equipment | |||
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"I dont want my keys tinkled with I can't find your keys I couldnt keep.up with you I dont have the required equipment " I need a dinner first… | |||
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"I dont want my keys tinkled with I can't find your keys I couldnt keep.up with you I dont have the required equipment I need a dinner first…" I can't cook | |||
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"I dont want my keys tinkled with I can't find your keys I couldnt keep.up with you I dont have the required equipment I need a dinner first… Maybe you and sinfully will be enough who knkws I can't cook" | |||
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"I dont want my keys tinkled with I can't find your keys I couldnt keep.up with you I dont have the required equipment I need a dinner first… Maybe you and sinfully will be enough who knkws I can't cook" You can't feed me | |||
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"Hes no use without a penis " I am a penis | |||
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"I’m not a fan of a penis " You don't like penis | |||
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"I’m not a fan of a penis " I am a fan of a penis | |||
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"I’m not a fan of a penis I am a fan of a penis" Doesn't fan penises | |||
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"I'm straight " Im straight too were too much alike | |||
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"I'm straight Im straight too were too much alike " I have thick thighs too | |||
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"I'm straight Im straight too were too much alike I have thick thighs too " I think hes my twin | |||
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"I'm straight Im straight too were too much alike I have thick thighs too I think hes my twin " Don't think I could handle twins | |||
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"I don't fancy your twin" I'm the wrong twin | |||
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"I don't fancy your twin I'm the wrong twin " Im the right twin | |||
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"I don't fancy your twin I'm the wrong twin Im the right twin" I'm a lefty | |||
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"I don't fancy your twin I'm the wrong twin Im the right twin I'm a lefty " Your faster than me | |||
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"I don't fancy your twin I'm the wrong twin Im the right twin I'm a lefty Your faster than me " Your too slow | |||
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"I don't fancy your twin I'm the wrong twin Im the right twin I'm a lefty Your faster than me Your too slow " Your argumentative and im telling mam | |||
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"I don't fancy your twin I'm the wrong twin Im the right twin I'm a lefty Your faster than me Your too slow Your argumentative and im telling mam " I'm grounded | |||
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"I don't fancy your twin I'm the wrong twin Im the right twin I'm a lefty Your faster than me Your too slow Your argumentative and im telling mam I'm grounded" His mum grounded him | |||
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"I don't fancy your twin I'm the wrong twin Im the right twin I'm a lefty Your faster than me Your too slow Your argumentative and im telling mam I'm grounded His mum grounded him" I'm sitting on hands so you'll have to do all the work | |||
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"I don't fancy your twin I'm the wrong twin Im the right twin I'm a lefty Your faster than me Your too slow Your argumentative and im telling mam I'm grounded His mum grounded him I'm sitting on hands so you'll have to do all the work" Your sitting on your hands | |||
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"I don't fancy your twin I'm the wrong twin Im the right twin I'm a lefty Your faster than me Your too slow Your argumentative and im telling mam I'm grounded His mum grounded him I'm sitting on hands so you'll have to do all the work Your sitting on your hands " Your sitting on my face | |||
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"I don't fancy your twin I'm the wrong twin Im the right twin I'm a lefty Your faster than me Your too slow Your argumentative and im telling mam I'm grounded His mum grounded him I'm sitting on hands so you'll have to do all the work Your sitting on your hands " Your sitting on my face | |||
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"He cant move his hands so wont be any fun" I'd feel a right tit...and then the left | |||
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"He cant move his hands so wont be any fun I'd feel a right tit...and then the left " Hes busy feeling tits | |||
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"He cant move his hands so wont be any fun I'd feel a right tit...and then the left " I have no tits | |||
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"He cant move his hands so wont be any fun I'd feel a right tit...and then the left I have no tits" I do and he wouldnt like them | |||
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"He cant move his hands so wont be any fun I'd feel a right tit...and then the left Hes busy feeling tits " I'm busy being a tit | |||
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"He cant move his hands so wont be any fun I'd feel a right tit...and then the left I have no tits I do and he wouldnt like them" Keeping people away from her | |||
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"He cant move his hands so wont be any fun I'd feel a right tit...and then the left I have no tits I do and he wouldnt like them Keeping people away from her" He's busy | |||
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"He cant move his hands so wont be any fun I'd feel a right tit...and then the left I have no tits I do and he wouldnt like them Keeping people away from her He's busy" He would fuck him if he wasnt busy | |||
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"He cant move his hands so wont be any fun I'd feel a right tit...and then the left I have no tits I do and he wouldnt like them Keeping people away from her He's busy He would fuck him if he wasnt busy" She thinks I like men | |||
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"He cant move his hands so wont be any fun I'd feel a right tit...and then the left I have no tits I do and he wouldnt like them Keeping people away from her He's busy He would fuck him if he wasnt busy She thinks I like men " He confuses me | |||
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"He cant move his hands so wont be any fun I'd feel a right tit...and then the left I have no tits I do and he wouldnt like them Keeping people away from her He's busy He would fuck him if he wasnt busy She thinks I like men He confuses me " She’s having an argument | |||
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"Shes not confused enough " Your too switched on | |||
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"Hes doesnt lole women who are switch on - here turns them off 🤣🤣" Apparently I turn women off | |||
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"Hes doesnt lole women who are switch on - here turns them off 🤣🤣 Apparently I turn women off " I think it’s “pissing them off” the right term you looking for 😂😂 | |||
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"His cock is too much for me to take" He likes em big and I’m just above average | |||
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"I prefer exceptional to average " I'm too average | |||
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