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"Last one filled up quick with reasons and a lot of pie eating! What’s your excuse? "Im still eating my pie | |||
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"I’d fuck you but I just downloaded expedition 33 on PlayStation " I’m far too tired | |||
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"You’re too far away "She’s bananas | |||
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"No buts, I definitely would " Im too old for polly pocket now | |||
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"No buts, I definitely would Im too old for polly pocket now " Damn. I'd love to have seen that as well.  | |||
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"No buts, I definitely would Im too old for polly pocket now Damn. I'd love to have seen that as well. "Too busy fantasizing | |||
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"No buts, I definitely would Im too old for polly pocket now Damn. I'd love to have seen that as well.
Too busy fantasizing"Too busy chopping that bloody wood | |||
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"No buts, I definitely would Im too old for polly pocket now Damn. I'd love to have seen that as well.
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Too busy chopping that bloody wood"I have to wait at least 3 working weeks | |||
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"I have other plans " I'm not in Her plans. | |||
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"Is drawing up some other plans" I dont like drawing | |||
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"Is drawing up some other plans I dont like drawing " I can't draw | |||
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"But I’m still tied to the headboard 🥴" Your tied up | |||
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"You too far away " Sorry I have no excuse 😁 | |||
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"You too far away " I once called her 'Babe'.  | |||
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"He's busy" Your not a man | |||
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"She's straight " I’m already booked tonight | |||
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"She's straight I’m already booked tonight " Hes already booked tonight so I cant 😝 | |||
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"She's straight I’m already booked tonight Hes already booked tonight so I cant 😝" I'm a lesbian | |||
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"She's straight I’m already booked tonight Hes already booked tonight so I cant 😝 I'm a lesbian "I'm straight | |||
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"Was genuinely told I'd get fucked if I wasn't so fat "'FAT'  | |||
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"She's straight " I'm not. But God that's a trip | |||
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"She's straight I'm not. But God that's a trip " I’m playing with my model railway | |||
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"She's straight I'm not. But God that's a trip " I haven't been to a club in a longgggggggg time | |||
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"He's too much of a gent " Too far away | |||
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"He's too much of a gent Too far away" His clitoris isn't for me | |||
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"He likes 'em big " she doesn't like em big | |||
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"Nah, I’m just knackered 🤠" I dont think i swing this way | |||
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"I need to throw a double 6 first." I need a non horny PT or i wont get anything done | |||
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"I need to throw a double 6 first. I need a non horny PT or i wont get anything done" Iv just had a wank | |||
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"I need to throw a double 6 first. I need a non horny PT or i wont get anything done Iv just had a wank " This should not be an excuse | |||
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"I need to throw a double 6 first." I need to throw a triple 7 | |||
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"My wife wants to play as well sh "I don't like salt and pepper | |||
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"I need to throw a double 6 first. I need to throw a triple 7" Im not a good thrower | |||
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"I need to throw a double 6 first. I need to throw a triple 7 Im not a good thrower" I cant fuck someone who cant throw | |||
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"I can't throw iv only one arm" I like someone with 2 arms | |||
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"I can't throw iv only one arm I like someone with 2 arms " My ones are two left.. shame for a carpenter | |||
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"I paint cars to " Im waiting for sheffguy 49 | |||
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"I'm waiting for Thickthighs26" I cant compete with thickthighs 26 | |||
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"He's waiting for thickthighs " I dont know where is neverland  | |||
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"I'm busy plaiting this pack of spaghetti..." Youd show me up with that body 🔥 | |||
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"I'm busy plaiting this pack of spaghetti..." I am hungry | |||
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"Iv got crocks on" I prefer cocks to crocs | |||
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"I don't do cocks" We just want different things 🤣 | |||
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"I don't do cocks We just want different things 🤣" Thickthighs26 this way please | |||
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"I don't do cocks We just want different things 🤣 Thickthighs26 this way please " You don't float my boat | |||
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"I don't do cocks We just want different things 🤣 Thickthighs26 this way please You don't float my boat" I don't swing that way... Literally 😅 | |||
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"I don't do cocks We just want different things 🤣 Thickthighs26 this way please You don't float my boat I don't swing that way... Literally 😅" Im too busy perving on you 😈 | |||
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"I don't do cocks We just want different things 🤣 Thickthighs26 this way please You don't float my boat I don't swing that way... Literally 😅 Im too busy perving on you 😈" Same 😋 | |||
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"I don't do cocks We just want different things 🤣 Thickthighs26 this way please You don't float my boat I don't swing that way... Literally 😅 Im too busy perving on you 😈 Same 😋" Im tied up 😉 | |||
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"I don't do cocks We just want different things 🤣 Thickthighs26 this way please You don't float my boat I don't swing that way... Literally 😅 Im too busy perving on you 😈 Same 😋 Im tied up 😉" I need consent | |||
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"I don't do cocks We just want different things 🤣 Thickthighs26 this way please You don't float my boat I don't swing that way... Literally 😅 Im too busy perving on you 😈 Same 😋 Im tied up 😉" I don't like pineapple | |||
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"I don't do cocks We just want different things 🤣 Thickthighs26 this way please You don't float my boat I don't swing that way... Literally 😅 Im too busy perving on you 😈 Same 😋 Im tied up 😉 I don't like pineapple "Your too speedy for me i prefer to take my time | |||
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"I don't do cocks We just want different things 🤣 Thickthighs26 this way please You don't float my boat I don't swing that way... Literally 😅 Im too busy perving on you 😈 Same 😋 Im tied up 😉 I don't like pineapple
Your too speedy for me i prefer to take my time "She is a bit slow | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 10/06/25 20:41:49] He doesnt know what to say " I’d love to fuck you but you trapped my face between your thighs 👅 | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 10/06/25 20:41:49] He doesnt know what to say " I am bamboozled by ur behaviour | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 10/06/25 20:41:49] He doesnt know what to say I am bamboozled by ur behaviour " But you dont like my behaviour 🤷♀️ | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 10/06/25 20:41:49] He doesnt know what to say I am bamboozled by ur behaviour But you dont like my behaviour 🤷♀️" Even more confused | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 10/06/25 20:41:49] He doesnt know what to say I am bamboozled by ur behaviour But you dont like my behaviour 🤷♀️ Even more confused " So am i 🤣 were both too confused | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 10/06/25 20:41:49] He doesnt know what to say I am bamboozled by ur behaviour But you dont like my behaviour 🤷♀️ Even more confused So am i 🤣 were both too confused " I booked a room in this confused times, see you there | |||
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"I've been big into pies recently " He has a thing for pies instead | |||
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"I'm looking for meringue fun now 🤣🤣" soft or Crunchy | |||
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"I'm celibate " Distance - ain't it a bitch? | |||
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"I dont even have pockets right now" He doesnt have pockets | |||
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"I dont even have pockets right now He doesnt have pockets " There’s a hole in my pocket | |||
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"It’s too late to drive now " I'm not deep enough | |||
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"It’s too late to drive now I'm not deep enough" He goes to deep | |||
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"I'm too busy dealing with lots snogs" Im too busy snogging lots | |||
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"I'm too busy dealing with lots snogs Im too busy snogging lots " 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 | |||
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"I'm too busy dealing with lots snogs Im too busy snogging lots " I'm not sure I'm allowed in the queue | |||
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"Your in the wrong queue " I dont que | |||
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"Your in the wrong queue I dont que " I got stuck in the que | |||
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"To posh to que ? " Too judgy of my poshness | |||
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"To posh to que ? Too judgy of my poshness" I'm definitely not posh enough. | |||
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"To posh to que ? Too judgy of my poshness I'm definitely not posh enough. "You bake pies and make me have to work stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in them | |||
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"To posh to que ? Too judgy of my poshness I'm definitely not posh enough.
You bake pies and make me have to work stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in them"You stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in the pies | |||
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"To posh to que ? Too judgy of my poshness I'm definitely not posh enough.
You bake pies and make me have to work stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in them
You stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in the pies "You dont want me to stop and thats dangerous he keeps burning himself | |||
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"To posh to que ? Too judgy of my poshness I'm definitely not posh enough.
You bake pies and make me have to work stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in them
You stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in the pies
You dont want me to stop and thats dangerous he keeps burning himself"i left the toilet seat up | |||
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"To posh to que ? Too judgy of my poshness I'm definitely not posh enough.
You bake pies and make me have to work stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in them
You stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in the pies
You dont want me to stop and thats dangerous he keeps burning himself"And that meringue can get very messy. | |||
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"To posh to que ? Too judgy of my poshness I'm definitely not posh enough.
You bake pies and make me have to work stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in them
You stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in the pies
You dont want me to stop and thats dangerous he keeps burning himself"But thats make people care for him. So win win 🤔 | |||
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"To posh to que ? Too judgy of my poshness I'm definitely not posh enough.
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You stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in the pies
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And that meringue can get very messy. "You provide the mess | |||
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"To posh to que ? Too judgy of my poshness I'm definitely not posh enough.
You bake pies and make me have to work stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in them
You stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in the pies
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And that meringue can get very messy.
You provide the mess"Your too busy licking me clean | |||
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"To posh to que ? Too judgy of my poshness I'm definitely not posh enough.
You bake pies and make me have to work stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in them
You stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in the pies
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And that meringue can get very messy.
You provide the mess
Your too busy licking me clean "But i dont like meringue | |||
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"To posh to que ? Too judgy of my poshness I'm definitely not posh enough.
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You stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in the pies
You dont want me to stop and thats dangerous he keeps burning himself
And that meringue can get very messy.
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Your too busy licking me clean "You leave crumbs everywhere  | |||
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"To posh to que ? Too judgy of my poshness I'm definitely not posh enough.
You bake pies and make me have to work stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in them
You stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in the pies
You dont want me to stop and thats dangerous he keeps burning himself
And that meringue can get very messy.
You provide the mess
Your too busy licking me clean
You leave crumbs everywhere "Stop eating the crumbs when you have the whole pie | |||
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"To posh to que ? Too judgy of my poshness I'm definitely not posh enough.
You bake pies and make me have to work stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in them
You stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in the pies
You dont want me to stop and thats dangerous he keeps burning himself
And that meringue can get very messy.
You provide the mess
Your too busy licking me clean
You leave crumbs everywhere "My ocd | |||
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"To posh to que ? Too judgy of my poshness I'm definitely not posh enough.
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You stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in the pies
You dont want me to stop and thats dangerous he keeps burning himself
And that meringue can get very messy.
You provide the mess
Your too busy licking me clean
You leave crumbs everywhere My ocd"You have a helmet and i dont i might get hurt | |||
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"Im too busy shopping for new additions to my toy box " Haha too busy on Lovehoney !! | |||
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"Im too busy shopping for new additions to my toy box Haha too busy on Lovehoney !!" Hes too busy on lovehoney | |||
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"Im too busy shopping for new additions to my toy box Haha too busy on Lovehoney !! Hes too busy on lovehoney" I'm too sexy | |||
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"Im too busy shopping for new additions to my toy box Haha too busy on Lovehoney !! Hes too busy on lovehoneyI'm too sexy" He has delusions of grandure | |||
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"Im too busy shopping for new additions to my toy box Haha too busy on Lovehoney !! Hes too busy on lovehoneyI'm too sexy He has delusions of grandure "i have delusions of grandure | |||
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"Im too busy shopping for new additions to my toy box Haha too busy on Lovehoney !! Hes too busy on lovehoneyI'm too sexy He has delusions of grandure i have delusions of grandure"There’s no way that’s going inside me | |||
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"Im too busy shopping for new additions to my toy box Haha too busy on Lovehoney !! Hes too busy on lovehoneyI'm too sexy He has delusions of grandure i have delusions of grandure
There’s no way that’s going inside me"Words never said by Jimmy Saville 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Im too busy shopping for new additions to my toy box Haha too busy on Lovehoney !! Hes too busy on lovehoneyI'm too sexy He has delusions of grandure i have delusions of grandure
There’s no way that’s going inside me
Words never said by Jimmy Saville 🤣🤣🤣"he knows far too much about Jimmy Saville | |||
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"Im too busy shopping for new additions to my toy box Haha too busy on Lovehoney !! Hes too busy on lovehoneyI'm too sexy He has delusions of grandure i have delusions of grandure
There’s no way that’s going inside me
Words never said by Jimmy Saville 🤣🤣🤣 he knows far too much about Jimmy Saville"He _ikesembig 🤣 | |||
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"Im too busy shopping for new additions to my toy box Haha too busy on Lovehoney !! Hes too busy on lovehoneyI'm too sexy He has delusions of grandure i have delusions of grandure
There’s no way that’s going inside me
Words never said by Jimmy Saville 🤣🤣🤣 he knows far too much about Jimmy Saville
He _ikesembig 🤣"But you’re out of our league xx | |||
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"I'm not into geezas" I only like taurus's from leeds | |||
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"He’s in a trance " I need to recover from last night first 😈 | |||
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"He’s in a trance I need to recover from last night first 😈" I need to replenish my fluid levels | |||
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