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"But you have too many clothes on" You too handsome | |||
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"But you have too many clothes on You too handsome " You’re not in my bed  | |||
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"But you have too many clothes on You too handsome You’re not in my bed "your tits are shit | |||
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"But you have too many clothes on You too handsome You’re not in my bed your tits are shit"Your a funny gray colour i dont know if u need to get checked over | |||
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"But you have too many clothes on You too handsome You’re not in my bed your tits are shit
Your a funny gray colour i dont know if u need to get checked over "I'm doing my bit for diversity and am now black AND white  | |||
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"I am kneading my dough to make loaves of bread" I'm concerned you may have a yeast infection | |||
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"There is no yeast in it. It's sourdough" | |||
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"There is no yeast in it. It's sourdough" i don't want crumbs in my bed | |||
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"I only have sex while I'm in the bath/shower" You dont have a penis | |||
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"I only have sex while I'm in the bath/shower You dont have a penis" Has a sore bum from your penis | |||
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"I only have sex while I'm in the bath/shower You dont have a penis Has a sore bum from your penis" Hes too sore from taking penis | |||
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"But I moved out of Woodley last year" I think he might be thinking if a different woodley 😉 | |||
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"But I moved out of Woodley last year I think he might be thinking if a different woodley 😉" Sinning is not allowed | |||
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"But I moved out of Woodley last year I think he might be thinking if a different woodley 😉 Sinning is not allowed" His beard would tickle | |||
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"You haven't adopted “The position”!" You hoard your nuts | |||
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"You're in Scotland " I’d be too busy trying to colour in the Manta Ray | |||
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"You're in Scotland I’d be too busy trying to colour in the Manta Ray" He thinks im a colouring book | |||
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"You're in Scotland I’d be too busy trying to colour in the Manta Ray He thinks im a colouring book " Your a girl and i like cock | |||
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"You're in Scotland I’d be too busy trying to colour in the Manta Ray He thinks im a colouring book Your a girl and i like cock" Same but replace like with love 😝 | |||
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"You're in Scotland I’d be too busy trying to colour in the Manta Ray He thinks im a colouring book Your a girl and i like cock Same but replace like with love 😝" I’m a girl and they both love cock | |||
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"I’d fuck you but, no buts, no ifs" Your already fucking | |||
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"I’d fuck you but, no buts, no ifs Your already fucking " I’m trying to be good but I’m bad at being good which is bad because I’m very good at being bad 😁 | |||
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"I’d fuck you but, no buts, no ifs Your already fucking I’m trying to be good but I’m bad at being good which is bad because I’m very good at being bad 😁" I dont like riddles | |||
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"I’d fuck you but, no buts, no ifs Your already fucking I’m trying to be good but I’m bad at being good which is bad because I’m very good at being bad 😁 I dont like riddles" Let’s fuck | |||
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"I’d fuck you but, no buts, no ifs Your already fucking I’m trying to be good but I’m bad at being good which is bad because I’m very good at being bad 😁 I dont like riddles Let’s fuck" Hahahahaha ok then 👅 | |||
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"I’d fuck you but, no buts, no ifs Your already fucking I’m trying to be good but I’m bad at being good which is bad because I’m very good at being bad 😁 I dont like riddles Let’s fuck Hahahahaha ok then 👅" 😁😜 | |||
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"I’d fuck you but, no buts, no ifs Your already fucking I’m trying to be good but I’m bad at being good which is bad because I’m very good at being bad 😁 I dont like riddles" Really, really struggling for a reason tbh | |||
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"I have my own toys 🤷" Wouldn’t be able to compete with the other 5554 | |||
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"I have my own toys 🤷 Wouldn’t be able to compete with the other 5554" Hey likes it solo | |||
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"I have my own toys 🤷 Wouldn’t be able to compete with the other 5554 Hey likes it solo" I'm allergic to pineapple juice! | |||
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"I have my own toys 🤷 Wouldn’t be able to compete with the other 5554 Hey likes it solo I'm allergic to pineapple juice!" I’m way to tired | |||
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"I have my own toys 🤷 Wouldn’t be able to compete with the other 5554 Hey likes it solo I'm allergic to pineapple juice! I’m way to tired " Im playing the triangle | |||
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"I have my own toys 🤷 Wouldn’t be able to compete with the other 5554 Hey likes it solo I'm allergic to pineapple juice! I’m way to tired Im playing the triangle " I’m running a bath!  | |||
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"I have my own toys 🤷 Wouldn’t be able to compete with the other 5554 Hey likes it solo I'm allergic to pineapple juice! I’m way to tired Im playing the triangle I’m running a bath! "I'm flushing the toilet so you can't run one | |||
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"I have my own toys 🤷 Wouldn’t be able to compete with the other 5554 Hey likes it solo I'm allergic to pineapple juice! I’m way to tired Im playing the triangle I’m running a bath! I'm flushing the toilet so you can't run one"I like em small | |||
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"I have my own toys 🤷 Wouldn’t be able to compete with the other 5554 Hey likes it solo I'm allergic to pineapple juice! I’m way to tired Im playing the triangle I’m running a bath! I'm flushing the toilet so you can't run one
I like em small"What about the baths? | |||
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"I have my own toys 🤷 Wouldn’t be able to compete with the other 5554 Hey likes it solo I'm allergic to pineapple juice! I’m way to tired Im playing the triangle I’m running a bath! I'm flushing the toilet so you can't run one
I like em small
What about the baths?"I like them massive ... hugeeee ... giant | |||
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"I prefer the Lego version 😢" Your dressing gown would get in the way | |||
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"I prefer the Lego version 😢 Your dressing gown would get in the way" Your bants are too much for me to handle | |||
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"I prefer the Lego version 😢 Your dressing gown would get in the way Your bants are too much for me to handle " I’d be too busy admiring your hair | |||
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"I’m a bottom and I’ve got IBS " I dont want my trungeon to get dirty | |||
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"I’m a bottom and I’ve got IBS I dont want my trungeon to get dirty" You only bite a little 🤷♂️ | |||
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"I’m a bottom and I’ve got IBS I dont want my trungeon to get dirty You only bite a little 🤷♂️ " Your an animal 🤣 | |||
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"I’m too busy perving 👀" Im shaving my legs | |||
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"I’m too busy perving 👀 Im shaving my legs " I don’t stand a chance | |||
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"Way too far away xx " I would sue you under the Trade Descriptions Act. Average? Hardly😍 | |||
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"Way too far away xx I would sue you under the Trade Descriptions Act. Average? Hardly😍" Id be frightened hed find something to sue me for | |||
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"Way too far away xx I would sue you under the Trade Descriptions Act. Average? Hardly😍 Id be frightened hed find something to sue me for " It would involve driving | |||
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"Way too far away xx I would sue you under the Trade Descriptions Act. Average? Hardly😍 Id be frightened hed find something to sue me for It would involve driving " He doesnt want to drive | |||
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"I'm locked in😎😎😎😎😎" Im not a locksmith | |||
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"I'm locked in😎😎😎😎😎 Im not a locksmith " But you are not boarding this train … | |||
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"I'm locked in😎😎😎😎😎 Im not a locksmith But you are not boarding this train …" Hes on a train and im not | |||
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"I'm locked in😎😎😎😎😎 Im not a locksmith But you are not boarding this train … Hes on a train and im not" Because she doesn’t understand how public transport works | |||
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"I'm locked in😎😎😎😎😎 Im not a locksmith But you are not boarding this train … Hes on a train and im not Because she doesn’t understand how public transport works " He’s trying to explain someone hoe public transport works | |||
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"I'm locked in😎😎😎😎😎 Im not a locksmith But you are not boarding this train … Hes on a train and im not Because she doesn’t understand how public transport works He’s trying to explain someone hoe public transport works" She called me a hoe🤣🤣 | |||
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"I’m laughing too hard "Hes too busy laughing | |||
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"I’m laughing too hard "I accidentally called someone a hoe and now I can forget getting sexy 😆 | |||
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"I’m laughing too hard
I accidentally called someone a hoe and now I can forget getting sexy 😆"But you are a judgy couple | |||
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"I’m laughing too hard
I accidentally called someone a hoe and now I can forget getting sexy 😆
But you are a judgy couple "Your obsessed with trains | |||
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"I’m laughing too hard
I accidentally called someone a hoe and now I can forget getting sexy 😆
But you are a judgy couple "Hes judging someone who made a mistake | |||
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"I’m laughing too hard
I accidentally called someone a hoe and now I can forget getting sexy 😆
But you are a judgy couple
Your obsessed with trains "Chew chew | |||
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"I’m laughing too hard
I accidentally called someone a hoe and now I can forget getting sexy 😆
But you are a judgy couple
Hes judging someone who made a mistake "You are judging me for judging other ppl… | |||
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"I’m laughing too hard
I accidentally called someone a hoe and now I can forget getting sexy 😆
But you are a judgy couple
Hes judging someone who made a mistake
You are judging me for judging other ppl…"Not judging just not fucking ♒️ | |||
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"I’m laughing too hard
I accidentally called someone a hoe and now I can forget getting sexy 😆
But you are a judgy couple
Hes judging someone who made a mistake
You are judging me for judging other ppl…"He’s friends with judge Judy | |||
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"I’m laughing too hard
I accidentally called someone a hoe and now I can forget getting sexy 😆
But you are a judgy couple
Hes judging someone who made a mistake
You are judging me for judging other ppl…"Because he’s named after a train | |||
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"I’m laughing too hard
I accidentally called someone a hoe and now I can forget getting sexy 😆
But you are a judgy couple
Hes judging someone who made a mistake
You are judging me for judging other ppl…
Because he’s named after a train"I dont like tea | |||
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"I’m laughing too hard
I accidentally called someone a hoe and now I can forget getting sexy 😆
But you are a judgy couple
Hes judging someone who made a mistake
You are judging me for judging other ppl…
Because he’s named after a train
I dont like tea"You look better than me in a wet T-shirt | |||
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"I’m laughing too hard
I accidentally called someone a hoe and now I can forget getting sexy 😆
But you are a judgy couple
Hes judging someone who made a mistake
You are judging me for judging other ppl…
Because he’s named after a train
I dont like tea
You look better than me in a wet T-shirt "Not sure if he likes pie | |||
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"I’m laughing too hard
I accidentally called someone a hoe and now I can forget getting sexy 😆
But you are a judgy couple
Hes judging someone who made a mistake
You are judging me for judging other ppl…
Because he’s named after a train
I dont like tea
You look better than me in a wet T-shirt
Not sure if he likes pie"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'd get boob envy and cry." I prefer c o c k | |||
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"I’m laughing too hard
I accidentally called someone a hoe and now I can forget getting sexy 😆
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Hes judging someone who made a mistake
You are judging me for judging other ppl…
Because he’s named after a train
I dont like tea
You look better than me in a wet T-shirt
Not sure if he likes pie"I love pies. | |||
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"I’m laughing too hard
I accidentally called someone a hoe and now I can forget getting sexy 😆
But you are a judgy couple
Hes judging someone who made a mistake
You are judging me for judging other ppl…
Because he’s named after a train
I dont like tea
You look better than me in a wet T-shirt
Not sure if he likes pie
I love pies. "Hes Str8Mre no 2 and im not taking your cock out of one n all | |||
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"I’m laughing too hard
I accidentally called someone a hoe and now I can forget getting sexy 😆
But you are a judgy couple
Hes judging someone who made a mistake
You are judging me for judging other ppl…
Because he’s named after a train
I dont like tea
You look better than me in a wet T-shirt
Not sure if he likes pie
I love pies.
Hes Str8Mre no 2 and im not taking your cock out of one n all "I'd cum on sight | |||
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"I’m laughing too hard
I accidentally called someone a hoe and now I can forget getting sexy 😆
But you are a judgy couple
Hes judging someone who made a mistake
You are judging me for judging other ppl…
Because he’s named after a train
I dont like tea
You look better than me in a wet T-shirt
Not sure if he likes pie
I love pies.
Hes Str8Mre no 2 and im not taking your cock out of one n all
I'd cum on sight"I dont like cum in my eyes | |||
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"I’m laughing too hard
I accidentally called someone a hoe and now I can forget getting sexy 😆
But you are a judgy couple
Hes judging someone who made a mistake
You are judging me for judging other ppl…
Because he’s named after a train
I dont like tea
You look better than me in a wet T-shirt
Not sure if he likes pie
I love pies.
Hes Str8Mre no 2 and im not taking your cock out of one n all
I'd cum on sight
I dont like cum in my eyes "She needs a towel | |||
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"I’m laughing too hard
I accidentally called someone a hoe and now I can forget getting sexy 😆
But you are a judgy couple
Hes judging someone who made a mistake
You are judging me for judging other ppl…
Because he’s named after a train
I dont like tea
You look better than me in a wet T-shirt
Not sure if he likes pie
I love pies.
Hes Str8Mre no 2 and im not taking your cock out of one n all
I'd cum on sight
I dont like cum in my eyes
She needs a towel"Im on pie watch | |||
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"I’m laughing too hard
I accidentally called someone a hoe and now I can forget getting sexy 😆
But you are a judgy couple
Hes judging someone who made a mistake
You are judging me for judging other ppl…
Because he’s named after a train
I dont like tea
You look better than me in a wet T-shirt
Not sure if he likes pie
I love pies.
Hes Str8Mre no 2 and im not taking your cock out of one n all
I'd cum on sight
I dont like cum in my eyes
She needs a towel
Im on pie watch "The pie watch will keep her too busy | |||
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"I’d be too busy looking at her Tatts " His cocks in my pie | |||
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"I’d be too busy looking at her Tatts His cocks in my pie " Apple? | |||
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"I’d be too busy looking at her Tatts His cocks in my pie Apple? " He doesnt mind as long as its wet and warm | |||
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"She prefers playing the banjo " Hes too busy looking at my tats - my eyes are up here 👀 | |||
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"She prefers playing the banjo Hes too busy looking at my tats - my eyes are up here 👀" Busy checking Thickthighs outs  | |||
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"She prefers playing the banjo Hes too busy looking at my tats - my eyes are up here 👀" I dont like looking people in the eye unless i have a cock in my mouth or a mans tongue in my pussy 🤷♀️ | |||
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"She prefers playing the banjo Hes too busy looking at my tats - my eyes are up here 👀 I dont like looking people in the eye unless i have a cock in my mouth or a mans tongue in my pussy 🤷♀️" Im not a man so she wouldn't let me | |||
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"She prefers playing the banjo Hes too busy looking at my tats - my eyes are up here 👀 I dont like looking people in the eye unless i have a cock in my mouth or a mans tongue in my pussy 🤷♀️ Im not a man so she wouldn't let me" She gives up too easy 👅 | |||
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"She prefers playing the banjo Hes too busy looking at my tats - my eyes are up here 👀 I dont like looking people in the eye unless i have a cock in my mouth or a mans tongue in my pussy 🤷♀️ Im not a man so she wouldn't let me She gives up too easy 👅" I've gotta be up early | |||
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"She prefers playing the banjo Hes too busy looking at my tats - my eyes are up here 👀 I dont like looking people in the eye unless i have a cock in my mouth or a mans tongue in my pussy 🤷♀️ Im not a man so she wouldn't let me She gives up too easy 👅I've gotta be up early" Your a man | |||
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"You haven’t brought me flowers " Wrong sex | |||
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"You haven’t brought me flowers Wrong sex " He can’t get the ferry | |||
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"You haven’t brought me flowers Wrong sex He can’t get the ferry " They haven’t sent me the ferry times | |||
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"You haven’t brought me flowers Wrong sex He can’t get the ferry They haven’t sent me the ferry times" 🤣🤣 I haven’t even looked up the ferry times | |||
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"You haven’t brought me flowers Wrong sex He can’t get the ferry They haven’t sent me the ferry times 🤣🤣 I haven’t even looked up the ferry times" I’m concerned may actually hide my seasickness tablets for the way home.. | |||
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"He likely to be sea sick " I’m at work but I will later  | |||
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"He likely to be sea sick I’m at work but I will later "Im playing my fiddle | |||
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"He likely to be sea sick I’m at work but I will later "You're working and making me wait 😝 | |||
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"He likely to be sea sick I’m at work but I will later
You're working and making me wait 😝"Good things CUM to those who are made to wait | |||
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"He likely to be sea sick I’m at work but I will later "I should be at work but am running late. | |||
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"He likely to be sea sick I’m at work but I will later
I should be at work but am running late."Your always late | |||
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"He likely to be sea sick I’m at work but I will later
I should be at work but am running late.
Your always late "She is a a stickler for timings | |||
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"Im too old for you" He’s too old for me | |||
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"Im too old for you He’s too old for me" Your too much of a monkey 👅 | |||
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"You're straight " Would fit in my pocket but I’d lose all the pieces | |||
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"You're straight Would fit in my pocket but I’d lose all the pieces" He’s busy reading his comics | |||
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"You haven’t invited me too.." Yorkies are smaller than they used to be and just don't quite hit the spot | |||
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"You haven’t invited me too.. Yorkies are smaller than they used to be and just don't quite hit the spot" And not for girls | |||
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"I’d get lost in your tits )"He got lost in her tits | |||
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"You haven’t invited me too.. Yorkies are smaller than they used to be and just don't quite hit the spot And not for girls" Can't find an answer to not fuck you | |||
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"I’d get lost in your tits )
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"You haven’t invited me too.. Yorkies are smaller than they used to be and just don't quite hit the spot" Still chunkier than the average bar though… | |||
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"You haven’t invited me too.. Yorkies are smaller than they used to be and just don't quite hit the spot And not for girls" The advertising made women want them… excellent piece of reverse psychology… | |||
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"You haven’t invited me too.. Yorkies are smaller than they used to be and just don't quite hit the spot And not for girls The advertising made women want them… excellent piece of reverse psychology…" I’m chocolate intolerant | |||
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"I’d get lost in your tits )
He got lost in her tits
Can't speak Belgium "He can’t speak Flemish | |||
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"I’d get lost in your tits )
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Can't speak Belgium
He can’t speak Flemish "im lost for words totally | |||
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"It's too wide 😎😎😎😎😎" The sun has blinded me | |||
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"…you’re there…I’m here…" U 300+ miles away | |||
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"I like my bananas peeled" They haven’t planned their trip yet | |||
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"Your chest is hairier than mine " Not into Bears 🐻 | |||
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"Not sure they’d appreciate a workplace visit.." Im at work ... thats the only reason really | |||
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"I need to retune my banjo" Hes playing with his banjo | |||
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"My balls are empty " I dont like empty balls | |||
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"My balls are empty I dont like empty balls " What if you’ve been the one to empty them ?? | |||
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