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"I dont want a mcflurry" I would hand deliver McFlurry...but you don't want it | |||
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"I dont want a mcflurry I would hand deliver McFlurry...but you don't want it" Id prefer your cone | |||
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"I dont want a mcflurry I would hand deliver McFlurry...but you don't want it Id prefer your cone " I've got tears running down my face from laughing | |||
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"I dont want a mcflurry I would hand deliver McFlurry...but you don't want it Id prefer your cone " It would have iced cream dripping down it by the time I arrived (chose words carefully there) 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I dont want a mcflurry I would hand deliver McFlurry...but you don't want it Id prefer your cone It would have iced cream dripping down it by the time I arrived (chose words carefully there) 🤣🤣" He skipped me so no fucks | |||
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"I dont want a mcflurry I would hand deliver McFlurry...but you don't want it Id prefer your cone It would have iced cream dripping down it by the time I arrived (chose words carefully there) 🤣🤣 He skipped me so no fucks " Pie then 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I dont want a mcflurry I would hand deliver McFlurry...but you don't want it Id prefer your cone It would have iced cream dripping down it by the time I arrived (chose words carefully there) 🤣🤣 He skipped me so no fucks Pie then 🤣🤣" You broke your own rules ...again! | |||
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"I dont want a mcflurry I would hand deliver McFlurry...but you don't want it Id prefer your cone It would have iced cream dripping down it by the time I arrived (chose words carefully there) 🤣🤣 He skipped me so no fucks Pie then 🤣🤣 You broke your own rules ...again!" I'm a slow typer 🤷🤷 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'm just slow " Hes too slow | |||
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"I'm pie eyed 🤣🤣" Cock pied 👀👀👀👀👀👀 | |||
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"But it would have to be more than once 🤣" I wouldnt wanna drain him | |||
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"But it would have to be more than once 🤣 I wouldnt wanna drain him " She'd be full afterwards.   | |||
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"But it would have to be more than once 🤣 I wouldnt wanna drain him She'd be full afterwards. "I don't like feeling overly full | |||
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"But it would have to be more than once 🤣 I wouldnt wanna drain him She'd be full afterwards.
I don't like feeling overly full "I would get caught in those nets 😁 | |||
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"But it would have to be more than once 🤣 I wouldnt wanna drain him She'd be full afterwards.
I don't like feeling overly full
I would get caught in those nets 😁"Hes too tasty for me | |||
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"But it would have to be more than once 🤣 I wouldnt wanna drain him She'd be full afterwards.
I don't like feeling overly full "Room for pie tho I bet 😈😈 | |||
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"I'm too comfy to move " Im all pied out | |||
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"Ha, that sounded wrong when I read it. Ignore me. Go back to the chap above. Pretend I wasn't here." What did you say 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Too straight, xx" Too busy watching | |||
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"Too straight, xx Too busy watching " Im more a participant than a watcher | |||
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"Im tied to a chair and can't move " Your sat on a vibrator too 😉 | |||
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"Im tied to a chair and can't move Your sat on a vibrator too 😉" You sound quite erm busy | |||
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"Im tied to a chair and can't move Your sat on a vibrator too 😉 You sound quite erm busy " I’m watching the footy | |||
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"Im tied to a chair and can't move Your sat on a vibrator too 😉 You sound quite erm busy I’m watching the footy " He's watching footy and im otherwise occupied 🤣😈 | |||
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"I can't afford a mortgage in Blackwater " Pastry gives me hartburn | |||
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"I’m the wrong sex for you xx 😄 (H)" Your miles away | |||
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"Miles away " A wee bit too far away | |||
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"Miles away A wee bit too far away " Cant think of a reason i wouldnt 🤷♀️ | |||
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"Don't want ant McDonald's " They dont want mcdonalds 🤷♀️ | |||
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"I cant think of a reason i wouldnt" Same! | |||
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"I cant think of a reason i wouldnt Same!" Your miles away xxxx | |||
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"I cant think of a reason i wouldnt Same!" Same! | |||
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"I have been remanded in custody 😎😎😎😎😎" Youve been a naughty boy | |||
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"I’ve had a biscoff McFlurry today already! "Hes full already | |||
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"Wait, what's everyone fucking now?" I dont understand what he says so would never know if he wanted to 🤣🤷♀️ | |||
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"Wait, what's everyone fucking now? I dont understand what he says so would never know if he wanted to 🤣🤷♀️" there’s no reason why i wouldn’t | |||
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"Too far" Im waiting for mike the 13th | |||
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"I'm washing my hair " Your not looking to meet anyone for the foreseeable future  | |||
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"I'm washing my hair Your not looking to meet anyone for the foreseeable future "They like clubs, I'm more partial to a Penguin, or a Rocky | |||
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"A researcher from Sydyney University has just turned up with a very detailed questionnaire." Got no reason not to fuck you | |||
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"I dont like motorbikes" you wouldn’t fuck my wife. | |||
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"I dont like motorbikes you wouldn’t fuck my wife." Ok I will | |||
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"There not bi" I couldn’t get in bed as the Mrs kicked me out so she can have you alone!!! | |||
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"There not bi I couldn’t get in bed as the Mrs kicked me out so she can have you alone!!!" Your already busy | |||
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"There not bi I couldn’t get in bed as the Mrs kicked me out so she can have you alone!!! Your already busy" I cba tbh. | |||
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"There not bi I couldn’t get in bed as the Mrs kicked me out so she can have you alone!!! Your already busy I cba tbh. " He doesn’t feel like | |||
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"I can't get to Belgium "I cant get to mansfield | |||
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"I can't get to Belgium
I cant get to mansfield "There is no but 😉 | |||
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"I can't get to Belgium
I cant get to mansfield "But u wouldnt 😂 | |||
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"Sinfully Obedient is onboard ha ha " Your having a shower | |||
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"Sinfully Obedient is onboard ha ha " I have to wait until tomorrow 😝 | |||
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"Sinfully Obedient is onboard ha ha I have to wait until tomorrow 😝" Theres no real reason | |||
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"Sinfully Obedient is onboard ha ha Your having a shower" Making sure I’m ALL clean and shaved for tomorrow! | |||
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"Sinfully Obedient is onboard ha ha Your having a shower Making sure I’m ALL clean and shaved for tomorrow! "He’s too busy shaving | |||
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"Sinfully Obedient is onboard ha ha Your having a shower Making sure I’m ALL clean and shaved for tomorrow!
He’s too busy shaving "Weve got pies to bake 🤣😘 | |||
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"Sinfully Obedient is onboard ha ha Your having a shower Making sure I’m ALL clean and shaved for tomorrow!
He’s too busy shaving
Weve got pies to bake 🤣😘"And too busy worrying not let them get teabagged 🤣🤪x | |||
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"Sinfully Obedient is onboard ha ha Your having a shower Making sure I’m ALL clean and shaved for tomorrow!
He’s too busy shaving
Weve got pies to bake 🤣😘
And too busy worrying not let them get teabagged 🤣🤪x"I’d prefer a Belgium beer | |||
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"Really fancies a pie 🥧 " Im too busy stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in it | |||
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"Really fancies a pie 🥧 Im too busy stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in it " I’ve gotta serve people Belgian beers and pies | |||
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"Really fancies a pie 🥧 Im too busy stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in it " He’s letting him do cream pies | |||
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"Really fancies a pie 🥧 Im too busy stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in it I’ve gotta serve people Belgian beers and pies" She's the same age as my daughter | |||
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"Really fancies a pie 🥧 Im too busy stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in it I’ve gotta serve people Belgian beers and pies She's the same age as my daughter "Im not into monkeys | |||
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"Really fancies a pie 🥧 Im too busy stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in it I’ve gotta serve people Belgian beers and pies She's the same age as my daughter
Im not into monkeys "At work rn 🥲 | |||
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"Really fancies a pie 🥧 Im too busy stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in it I’ve gotta serve people Belgian beers and pies She's the same age as my daughter
Im not into monkeys "I’d fuck you but …. Ermmm no there’s no but | |||
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"Really fancies a pie 🥧 Im too busy stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in it I’ve gotta serve people Belgian beers and pies She's the same age as my daughter
Im not into monkeys
I’d fuck you but …. Ermmm no there’s no but "Im too busy massaging you | |||
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"Really fancies a pie 🥧 Im too busy stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in it I’ve gotta serve people Belgian beers and pies She's the same age as my daughter
Im not into monkeys
I’d fuck you but …. Ermmm no there’s no but "We need some but! | |||
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"Pliny won't let me" I'm too short | |||
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"Pliny won't let me I'm too short" Your too short ... im soss | |||
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"Pliny won't let me I'm too short Your too short ... im soss" I couldn’t stand the rejection 🤣 | |||
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"Pliny won't let me I'm too short Your too short ... im soss I couldn’t stand the rejection 🤣" He doesn't take rejection well | |||
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"Pliny won't let me I'm too short Your too short ... im soss I couldn’t stand the rejection 🤣 He doesn't take rejection well " I’d be too busy just admiring you 🥵 | |||
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"Pliny won't let me I'm too short Your too short ... im soss I couldn’t stand the rejection 🤣 He doesn't take rejection well I’d be too busy just admiring you 🥵" I’m busy admiring her admiring you! | |||
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"Pliny won't let me I'm too short Your too short ... im soss I couldn’t stand the rejection 🤣 He doesn't take rejection well I’d be too busy just admiring you 🥵 I’m busy admiring her admiring you! "You'd make me cum and that wouldn't be obedient | |||
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"Pliny won't let me I'm too short Your too short ... im soss I couldn’t stand the rejection 🤣 He doesn't take rejection well Sorry but we would just fuck you I’d be too busy just admiring you 🥵 I’m busy admiring her admiring you!
You'd make me cum and that wouldn't be obedient " | |||
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"Distance " You have too many clothes on | |||
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"Distance You have too many clothes on " I need to sleep | |||
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"Distance You have too many clothes on " We would hurt your lips | |||
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"Distance You have too many clothes on We would hurt your lips" I dont know whether youd plan on punching me | |||
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"Distance You have too many clothes on
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Im a pisces and apparently id be too much for you "I don’t like fish | |||
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"Distance You have too many clothes on
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I don’t like fish"Im not a 🐑 | |||
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"Distance You have too many clothes on
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"Distance You have too many clothes on
Im a pisces and apparently id be too much for you
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Im not a 🐑
You're the wrong sex"The hotel isn’t booked for today | |||
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"Distance You have too many clothes on
Im a pisces and apparently id be too much for you
I don’t like fish
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You're the wrong sex
The hotel isn’t booked for today "You and sinfully obedient are getting it on and it sounds fun so id bring the drinks | |||
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"Distance You have too many clothes on
Im a pisces and apparently id be too much for you
I don’t like fish
Im not a 🐑
You're the wrong sex
The hotel isn’t booked for today
You and sinfully obedient are getting it on and it sounds fun so id bring the drinks "Its a long way for you to come with drinks 😉 but we will need hydration | |||
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"I'm waiting for the boiler man" Ive got to service a boiler | |||
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"I'm waiting for the boiler man Ive got to service a boiler" She’s coming nowhere near my nuts with that massive wrench | |||
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"I'm waiting for the boiler man Ive got to service a boiler She’s coming nowhere near my nuts with that massive wrench" He cant take the wrench so im not interested 🤣 | |||
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"Distance You have too many clothes on
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Im not a 🐑 "Hahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahah | |||
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"Distance You have too many clothes on
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Hahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahah"Sorry it was too hard not to 🙊🤣 | |||
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"Distance You have too many clothes on
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I don’t like fish
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Hahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahah
Sorry it was too hard not to 🙊🤣"Shes too hard or something is | |||
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"Distance You have too many clothes on
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I don’t like fish
Im not a 🐑
Hahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahah
Sorry it was too hard not to 🙊🤣
Shes too hard or something is"I’m too hard | |||
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"Distance You have too many clothes on
Im a pisces and apparently id be too much for you
I don’t like fish
Im not a 🐑
Hahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahah
Sorry it was too hard not to 🙊🤣
Shes too hard or something is
I’m too hard "Hed hurt me with his hardness | |||
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"Distance You have too many clothes on
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I don’t like fish
Im not a 🐑
Hahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahah
Sorry it was too hard not to 🙊🤣
Shes too hard or something is
I’m too hard
Hed hurt me with his hardness"My thighs are thicker | |||
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"Distance You have too many clothes on
Im a pisces and apparently id be too much for you
I don’t like fish
Im not a 🐑
Hahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahah
Sorry it was too hard not to 🙊🤣
Shes too hard or something is
I’m too hard
Hed hurt me with his hardness
My thighs are thicker "Hes too competitive | |||
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"Distance You have too many clothes on
Im a pisces and apparently id be too much for you
I don’t like fish
Im not a 🐑
Hahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahah
Sorry it was too hard not to 🙊🤣
Shes too hard or something is
I’m too hard
Hed hurt me with his hardness
My thighs are thicker
Hes too competitive "I prefer to be the obideaant one | |||
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"Distance You have too many clothes on
Im a pisces and apparently id be too much for you
I don’t like fish
Im not a 🐑
Hahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahah
Sorry it was too hard not to 🙊🤣
Shes too hard or something is
I’m too hard
Hed hurt me with his hardness
My thighs are thicker
Hes too competitive
I prefer to be the obideaant one "Hes too obedient so id ruin him | |||
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"Distance You have too many clothes on
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I don’t like fish
Im not a 🐑
Hahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahah
Sorry it was too hard not to 🙊🤣
Shes too hard or something is
I’m too hard
Hed hurt me with his hardness
My thighs are thicker
Hes too competitive
I prefer to be the obideaant one
Hes too obedient so id ruin him "She’s better at spelling obedient than me. | |||
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"Distance You have too many clothes on
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I don’t like fish
Im not a 🐑
Hahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahah
Sorry it was too hard not to 🙊🤣
Shes too hard or something is
I’m too hard
Hed hurt me with his hardness
My thighs are thicker
Hes too competitive
I prefer to be the obideaant one
Hes too obedient so id ruin him
She’s better at spelling obedient than me. "He cant spell so hed be no good doing the alphabet on me with his tongue | |||
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"Distance You have too many clothes on
Im a pisces and apparently id be too much for you
I don’t like fish
Im not a 🐑
Hahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahah
Sorry it was too hard not to 🙊🤣
Shes too hard or something is
I’m too hard
Hed hurt me with his hardness
My thighs are thicker
Hes too competitive
I prefer to be the obideaant one
Hes too obedient so id ruin him
She’s better at spelling obedient than me.
He cant spell so hed be no good doing the alphabet on me with his tongue "I’m dislexdick | |||
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"Distance You have too many clothes on
Im a pisces and apparently id be too much for you
I don’t like fish
Im not a 🐑
Hahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahah
Sorry it was too hard not to 🙊🤣
Shes too hard or something is
I’m too hard
Hed hurt me with his hardness
My thighs are thicker
Hes too competitive
I prefer to be the obideaant one
Hes too obedient so id ruin him
She’s better at spelling obedient than me.
He cant spell so hed be no good doing the alphabet on me with his tongue
I’m dislexdick "He's showering Can I join you? | |||
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"The pulsating might put me off. " I dont like lamb | |||
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"The pulsating might put me off. I dont like lamb " I hate the Geordie accent. | |||
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"The pulsating might put me off. I dont like lamb I hate the Geordie accent. " He called me a geordie! | |||
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"You’re making fun of my spelling " He’s busy filling his hotlist | |||
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"You’re making fun of my spelling He’s busy filling his hotlist" I’d spend my time trying to perfect a Belgium accent | |||
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"You’re making fun of my spelling He’s busy filling his hotlist I’d spend my time trying to perfect a Belgium accent " I wouldnt understand him | |||
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"You’re making fun of my spelling He’s busy filling his hotlist I’d spend my time trying to perfect a Belgium accent I wouldnt understand him" You’d get way too horned up on my supplementary sign language | |||
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"You’re making fun of my spelling He’s busy filling his hotlist I’d spend my time trying to perfect a Belgium accent I wouldnt understand him You’d get way too horned up on my supplementary sign language " You have a peg leg so i think your doggy style would be questionable and thats a fave of mine | |||
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"You’re making fun of my spelling He’s busy filling his hotlist I’d spend my time trying to perfect a Belgium accent I wouldnt understand him You’d get way too horned up on my supplementary sign language You have a peg leg so i think your doggy style would be questionable and thats a fave of mine " Your bum doesn't look big in that | |||
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"You’re making fun of my spelling He’s busy filling his hotlist I’d spend my time trying to perfect a Belgium accent I wouldnt understand him You’d get way too horned up on my supplementary sign language You have a peg leg so i think your doggy style would be questionable and thats a fave of mine Your bum doesn't look big in that" Your penis is only a 4.1 and i only go for 4.5 and above | |||
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"You’re making fun of my spelling He’s busy filling his hotlist I’d spend my time trying to perfect a Belgium accent I wouldnt understand him You’d get way too horned up on my supplementary sign language You have a peg leg so i think your doggy style would be questionable and thats a fave of mine " Can’t seem to get you off my hook hand to be able to get you into position | |||
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"I need to go to the hospital i think sounds painful" she wouldn't feel my penis | |||
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"I need to go to the hospital i think sounds painful" I’ve gottw bring her to the hospital | |||
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