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By (user no longer on site) OP   
8 weeks ago

I had no idea who started this but I am forever grateful for them. The last one had me in stitches every time.

You know what to do…finish the sentence.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I had no idea who started this but I am forever grateful for them. The last one had me in stitches every time.

You know what to do…finish the sentence."

Your too obsessed with hot fuzz 🤣

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I had no idea who started this but I am forever grateful for them. The last one had me in stitches every time.

You know what to do…finish the sentence.

Your too obsessed with hot fuzz 🤣"

He stole my thread!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
8 weeks ago

All thanks to the create Str8Me

Made a great thread

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"All thanks to the create Str8Me

Made a great thread "

I'll make sure I thank str8Me when k see him 🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
8 weeks ago


"All thanks to the create Str8Me

Made a great thread

I'll make sure I thank str8Me when k see him 🤣🤣🤣"

I knew I was going to spell it wrong 🤣🤣🤣he’s the creator. All thanks to him!!!!

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

You killed the thread 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"You killed the thread 🤣🤣"

Your too protective of your thread

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By *hunky GentMan
8 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"You killed the thread 🤣🤣

Your too protective of your thread"

I'd probably only last 30 seconds

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm more attracted to cake tbh

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Bumpity bump

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By *eniandMikeCouple
8 weeks ago

Edinburgh

You have a silly twister pic screen shot from some porn site as your profile…..

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"You have a silly twister pic screen shot from some porn site as your profile….."

You are correct it is, but not being party to the joke you feel the need to be arsy about it. Congratulations!!

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By *infullyObedientWoman
8 weeks ago

Woodley

I'm too tired tired move

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm too tired tired move "

I'm politely coercing my cock to calm down after it got all excited by your profile photo 😉😉

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By *uxurycollectionCouple
8 weeks ago

Port Talbot

I’m too busy wanking

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By *eniandMikeCouple
8 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Wasn’t being anything, was simply answering the question!

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By *infullyObedientWoman
8 weeks ago

Woodley


"I’m too busy wanking"

Hes too busy giving himself pleasure

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By *ondiego85Man
8 weeks ago

nottingham


"Wasn’t being anything, was simply answering the question!"

I’m too busy thinking of a valid reason not to fuck you. It’s proving difficult

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By *aptain VMan
8 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester

I like your sister more

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Wasn’t being anything, was simply answering the question!

I’m too busy thinking of a valid reason not to fuck you. It’s proving difficult "

I can think of a few but I'd rather be amusing....afterall that's the point of the thread 🤷🤷

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By *infullyObedientWoman
8 weeks ago

Woodley

Hes too busy explaining the rules of the game 😝

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Hes too busy explaining the rules of the game 😝"

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ondiego85Man
8 weeks ago

nottingham


"Hes too busy explaining the rules of the game 😝

🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Too many smileys and little action. I’ll pass

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
8 weeks ago

from mars

It’s with your own dick

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"It’s with your own dick "

But id do it twice

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"It’s with your own dick

But id do it twice "

But we need a break.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"It’s with your own dick

But id do it twice

But we need a break. "

Don’t bat that way

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By *armite 500Man
8 weeks ago

Darlington


"It’s with your own dick

But id do it twice

But we need a break. "

I need to watch this paint dry

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By *utlongjohnMan
8 weeks ago

close

Your not looking for guys

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"Your not looking for guys"
I'm balls deep in Thickthighs

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By *utlongjohnMan
8 weeks ago

close


"Your not looking for guysI'm balls deep in Thickthighs "

Im jealous

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Your not looking for guysI'm balls deep in Thickthighs

Im jealous"

Hes jealous

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By *j1981Man
8 weeks ago

cork


"Your not looking for guysI'm balls deep in Thickthighs

Im jealous

Hes jealous"

I dont think 30 seconds would satisfy u

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"Your not looking for guysI'm balls deep in Thickthighs

Im jealous

Hes jealous

I dont think 30 seconds would satisfy u"

I've already filled her twice since my last comment

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By *j1981Man
8 weeks ago

cork


"Your not looking for guysI'm balls deep in Thickthighs

Im jealous

Hes jealous

I dont think 30 seconds would satisfy uI've already filled her twice since my last comment "

Ohhh... i'd go again after u so....

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Your not looking for guysI'm balls deep in Thickthighs

Im jealous

Hes jealous

I dont think 30 seconds would satisfy uI've already filled her twice since my last comment

Ohhh... i'd go again after u so.... "

Im full ... apparently 🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"Your not looking for guysI'm balls deep in Thickthighs

Im jealous

Hes jealous

I dont think 30 seconds would satisfy uI've already filled her twice since my last comment

Ohhh... i'd go again after u so.... "

but she's jumped back on. She won't leave me alone. I think she wants my lucky charms ☘️

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By *infullyObedientWoman
8 weeks ago

Woodley


"Your not looking for guysI'm balls deep in Thickthighs

Im jealous

Hes jealous

I dont think 30 seconds would satisfy uI've already filled her twice since my last comment

Ohhh... i'd go again after u so.... but she's jumped back on. She won't leave me alone. I think she wants my lucky charms ☘️ "

Hes too busy filling someone else

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"Your not looking for guysI'm balls deep in Thickthighs

Im jealous

Hes jealous

I dont think 30 seconds would satisfy uI've already filled her twice since my last comment

Ohhh... i'd go again after u so.... but she's jumped back on. She won't leave me alone. I think she wants my lucky charms ☘️

Hes too busy filling someone else "

we do need a fluffer

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By *ondiego85Man
8 weeks ago

nottingham

I’m looking for the fluffer number on my phone

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m looking for the fluffer number on my phone "

I dont need a fluffer i need a fucker 🤷‍♀️

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By *j1981Man
8 weeks ago

cork


"Your not looking for guysI'm balls deep in Thickthighs

Im jealous

Hes jealous

I dont think 30 seconds would satisfy uI've already filled her twice since my last comment

Ohhh... i'd go again after u so.... but she's jumped back on. She won't leave me alone. I think she wants my lucky charms ☘️

Hes too busy filling someone else we do need a fluffer "

A box of blue pills

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"I’m looking for the fluffer number on my phone

I dont need a fluffer i need a fucker 🤷‍♀️"

jump back on. Take it all

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I've found a random piece of skirting board I need to whittle down to a matchstick

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By *j1981Man
8 weeks ago

cork


"I've found a random piece of skirting board I need to whittle down to a matchstick "

This twister game has certainly developed

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

There's more to life than living a fantasy on a twister mat

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"There's more to life than living a fantasy on a twister mat"

Tell him no there isnt !

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

You're out tonight 😭😭

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
8 weeks ago

Norwich

You smell like teen spirit

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"You smell like teen spirit "

Your too normal for me

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By *utlongjohnMan
8 weeks ago

close

[Removed by poster at 07/06/25 12:07:55]

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By *infullyObedientWoman
8 weeks ago

Woodley

I havent got the energy

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By *heVikingJarlMan
8 weeks ago

behind you

It's raining ahhh

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By *talianabsMan
8 weeks ago

London


"I havent got the energy "

I've had too many coffees

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By *utlongjohnMan
8 weeks ago

close


"I havent got the energy "

Lay back and let me do the work

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I havent got the energy "

I'm a patient fellow 😉😉

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By *heVikingJarlMan
8 weeks ago

behind you

But you'd say no

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I havent got the energy

I'm a patient fellow 😉😉"

Your too patient i like a challenge

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"But you'd say no "
You came over here and stole our women whilst pillaging

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I havent got the energy

I'm a patient fellow 😉😉

Your too patient i like a challenge"

I'm mentally challenged...hmmm, let me think 🤔🤔 🤣🤣

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By *cottishdoggerMan
8 weeks ago

central

My cocks stuck in my zip

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By *infullyObedientWoman
8 weeks ago

Woodley


"I havent got the energy

I'm a patient fellow 😉😉

Your too patient i like a challenge

I'm mentally challenged...hmmm, let me think 🤔🤔 🤣🤣"

You're too busy thinking and cant do two things at once

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"My cocks stuck in my zip "

He needs to go get his cock released

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By *8warrenMan
8 weeks ago

.


"My cocks stuck in my zip

He needs to go get his cock released "

It would probably be all over in 2 minutes

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By *rcraigMan
8 weeks ago

alfreton


"My cocks stuck in my zip

He needs to go get his cock released

It would probably be all over in 2 minutes "

I agree but what a two minutes it would be

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm waiting to get thickthighs and Sinfullyobedient on the same twister mat 😈😈

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm waiting to get thickthighs and Sinfullyobedient on the same twister mat 😈😈"

But your terrible at multitasking and wed be bored 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"I'm waiting to get thickthighs and Sinfullyobedient on the same twister mat 😈😈"
i stole the skinny thing

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By *heVikingJarlMan
8 weeks ago

behind you


"But you'd say no You came over here and stole our women whilst pillaging "
I know, simpler times, we have to ask permission now.

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By *hris 1000200Man
8 weeks ago

kells


"My cocks stuck in my zip

He needs to go get his cock released "

Great for me ,but you'd be underwhelmed, over too quick ,,round 2,3,4,5, you'd feel much better

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"I'm waiting to get thickthighs and Sinfullyobedient on the same twister mat 😈😈i stole the spinny* thing"

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm waiting to get thickthighs and Sinfullyobedient on the same twister mat 😈😈i stole the spinny* thing"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm waiting to get thickthighs and Sinfullyobedient on the same twister mat 😈😈i stole the spinny* thing"

Your a twonk 🤣🤣🤣

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By *j1981Man
8 weeks ago

cork


"I'm waiting to get thickthighs and Sinfullyobedient on the same twister mat 😈😈i stole the spinny* thing

Your a twonk 🤣🤣🤣"

We are all tangled up

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm waiting to get thickthighs and Sinfullyobedient on the same twister mat 😈😈i stole the spinny* thing

Your a twonk 🤣🤣🤣

We are all tangled up"

Your stood on my foot

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By *heVikingJarlMan
8 weeks ago

behind you

But im a red head

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By *utlongjohnMan
8 weeks ago

close


"I'm waiting to get thickthighs and Sinfullyobedient on the same twister mat 😈😈i stole the spinny* thing

Your a twonk 🤣🤣🤣

We are all tangled up

Your stood on my foot"

My cock touched the wrong colour

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By *infullyObedientWoman
8 weeks ago

Woodley


"I'm waiting to get thickthighs and Sinfullyobedient on the same twister mat 😈😈i stole the spinny* thing

Your a twonk 🤣🤣🤣

We are all tangled up

Your stood on my foot

My cock touched the wrong colour"

He cant follow simple game rules

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm precisely 177 miles away....and helicopter is in repair shop

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm precisely 177 miles away....and helicopter is in repair shop"

Hes a quitter

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm waiting to prove otherwise 🤣

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By *utlongjohnMan
8 weeks ago

close


"I'm precisely 177 miles away....and helicopter is in repair shop

Hes a quitter"

You delete my messages without replying

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm currently refusing to be put off my lunch

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By *infullyObedientWoman
8 weeks ago

Woodley

You're 177 miles away and its weird you know that precisely 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"You're 177 miles away and its weird you know that precisely 🤣🤣"

You make me laugh too much

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Too busy laughing at my precise measurements 🤣🤣

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By *hunky GentMan
8 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Too busy laughing at my precise measurements 🤣🤣"

You 2 above seem made for each other.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Too busy laughing at my precise measurements 🤣🤣

You 2 above seem made for each other. "

I might be made for you 👀👀

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By *aywardCoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Your Hotlist


"Too busy laughing at my precise measurements 🤣🤣

You 2 above seem made for each other.

I might be made for you 👀👀"

...no but.

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By *hunky GentMan
8 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Too busy laughing at my precise measurements 🤣🤣

You 2 above seem made for each other.

I might be made for you 👀👀

...no but."

Yeah but x

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By *r Bond.Man
8 weeks ago

Moving Around the Midlands


"Too busy laughing at my precise measurements 🤣🤣

You 2 above seem made for each other.

I might be made for you 👀👀

...no but.

Yeah but x"

We would just end up eating bacon sandwiches

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
8 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"Too busy laughing at my precise measurements 🤣🤣

You 2 above seem made for each other.

I might be made for you 👀👀

...no but.

Yeah but x

We would just end up eating bacon sandwiches "

But Im hungry and want some bacon sandwiches

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Too busy laughing at my precise measurements 🤣🤣

You 2 above seem made for each other.

I might be made for you 👀👀

...no but.

Yeah but x

We would just end up eating bacon sandwiches "

I'm in 👍👍

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By *heVikingJarlMan
8 weeks ago

behind you

Oh my i so need a bacon sarny now yom yom yom

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By *utlongjohnMan
8 weeks ago

close

Red sauce in mine please

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm no longer hungry and prefer the word ketchup 🤣

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By *r lotharioMan
8 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

but i won't because he's a southern nancy res sauce fan. incidentally it was originally marketed as 'catsup', just so you know and i'm at least giving you something educational lol

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"but i won't because he's a southern nancy res sauce fan. incidentally it was originally marketed as 'catsup', just so you know and i'm at least giving you something educational lol"
I'm sick of seeing fucking minions

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"but i won't because he's a southern nancy res sauce fan. incidentally it was originally marketed as 'catsup', just so you know and i'm at least giving you something educational lol I'm sick of seeing fucking minions "

Im too busy rating cocks

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By *upersonic SamMan
8 weeks ago

wigan


"but i won't because he's a southern nancy res sauce fan. incidentally it was originally marketed as 'catsup', just so you know and i'm at least giving you something educational lol I'm sick of seeing fucking minions

Im too busy rating cocks"

I'm playing with my train set

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By *armite 500Man
8 weeks ago

Darlington


"but i won't because he's a southern nancy res sauce fan. incidentally it was originally marketed as 'catsup', just so you know and i'm at least giving you something educational lol I'm sick of seeing fucking minions

Im too busy rating cocks"

wtf I’m out

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

[Removed by poster at 07/06/25 16:27:02]

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By *emma200Woman
8 weeks ago

Warwickshire

Ok taking a time out from meeting ☺️

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"but i won't because he's a southern nancy res sauce fan. incidentally it was originally marketed as 'catsup', just so you know and i'm at least giving you something educational lol I'm sick of seeing fucking minions

Im too busy rating cocks"

I'm waiting till you get home tonight 😜

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"but i won't because he's a southern nancy res sauce fan. incidentally it was originally marketed as 'catsup', just so you know and i'm at least giving you something educational lol I'm sick of seeing fucking minions

Im too busy rating cocks

wtf I’m out "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"but i won't because he's a southern nancy res sauce fan. incidentally it was originally marketed as 'catsup', just so you know and i'm at least giving you something educational lol I'm sick of seeing fucking minions

Im too busy rating cocks

wtf I’m out

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "

you're the only cock I'd take up my arse

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By *igrating ladMan
8 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

I’m trimming my pubes instead

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Ok taking a time out from meeting ☺️"

You was a no show 🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Ok taking a time out from meeting ☺️

You was a no show 🤣"

Im going out with the girls

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
8 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Ok taking a time out from meeting ☺️

You was a no show 🤣

Im going out with the girls "

No if no buts … but your more likely block me!!

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Ok taking a time out from meeting ☺️

You was a no show 🤣

Im going out with the girls "

Can I cum...I mean come too 🤣🤣

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By *heelerMan
8 weeks ago

Northants

Sorry wrong sex for me

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Ok taking a time out from meeting ☺️

You was a no show 🤣

Im going out with the girls

No if no buts … but your more likely block me!! "

Why would i block you? Do you plan on entering me without permission 🤣

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By *heelerMan
8 weeks ago

Northants


"Ok taking a time out from meeting ☺️

You was a no show 🤣

Im going out with the girls

No if no buts … but your more likely block me!!

Why would i block you? Do you plan on entering me without permission 🤣"

Can I have permission

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By *armite 500Man
8 weeks ago

Darlington


"Ok taking a time out from meeting ☺️

You was a no show 🤣

Im going out with the girls

Can I cum...I mean come too 🤣🤣"

I’ve had a better offer

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"Ok taking a time out from meeting ☺️

You was a no show 🤣

Im going out with the girls

No if no buts … but your more likely block me!!

Why would i block you? Do you plan on entering me without permission 🤣"

I'm not sure I'm on the guest list

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
8 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Ok taking a time out from meeting ☺️

You was a no show 🤣

Im going out with the girls

No if no buts … but your more likely block me!!

Why would i block you? Do you plan on entering me without permission 🤣"

As I said no ifs or buts.. but permission essential …

Enjoy night with the girls

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
8 weeks ago

Southport

I'm watching videos of otters playing

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By *rookedsmileMan
8 weeks ago

Derbyshire


"I'm watching videos of otters playing "

I've got my finger up my nose scratching my brain.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm watching videos of otters playing

I've got my finger up my nose scratching my brain."

Sounds like hes in a horror movie or on route to hospital

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
8 weeks ago

Southport


"I'm watching videos of otters playing

I've got my finger up my nose scratching my brain."

I always end up with a headache doing that

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By *he Gentleman 84Man
8 weeks ago

North East

Linda from 69 had already offere

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By *r lotharioMan
8 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

i'm rearranging my sock drawer

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"i'm rearranging my sock drawer"

Im a nurse .. your a Dr ... its too cliche

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By *rastarMan
8 weeks ago

london


"i'm rearranging my sock drawer

Im a nurse .. your a Dr ... its too cliche"

But i am scared of nurses

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By *r lotharioMan
8 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

how about naughty nurses....lol

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
8 weeks ago

Hatfield


"i'm rearranging my sock drawer

Im a nurse .. your a Dr ... its too cliche"

Cliche .. sod that I’m a patient in need of tender love and care .. if it’s from a nurse .. I’ll take one for the team ..

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
8 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Your to far away

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
8 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Your to far away "

Oh…. I can travel ….

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By *he Gentleman 84Man
8 weeks ago

North East

I don’t go that way

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By *heelerMan
8 weeks ago

Northants


"Your to far away

Oh…. I can travel …. "

It's my tea time and I'm busy watching football

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By *r lotharioMan
8 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

just the football thing - nah

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By *ustus5555Woman
8 weeks ago

Mansfield

I'm baby sitting

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By *upersonic SamMan
8 weeks ago

wigan


"I'm baby sitting "

I'm dressed as a baby and I just shit my diaper

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
8 weeks ago

Hatfield


"I'm baby sitting

I'm dressed as a baby and I just shit my diaper "

Yep that will do the trick ..

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By *armite 500Man
8 weeks ago

Darlington


"I'm baby sitting

I'm dressed as a baby and I just shit my diaper "

Your weird ha

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By *rtwisted98Man
8 weeks ago

Market harborough

"im watching clarkson's farm"

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By *infullyObedientWoman
8 weeks ago

Woodley

He prefers tv to sex

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By *isceanMan
8 weeks ago

Somewhere

I have no reason not to so lets play

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
8 weeks ago

Hatfield


"He prefers tv to sex "

I’m not obedient enough

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By *hunky GentMan
8 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

I can't be arsed.

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
8 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"I can't be arsed. "

What he said!

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By *infullyObedientWoman
8 weeks ago

Woodley

They cant be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Well if you get on top i won't stop you but don't expect any effort the film is good

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By *ondiego85Man
8 weeks ago

nottingham


"Well if you get on top i won't stop you but don't expect any effort the film is good"

You’re not on the site anymore. After just 3 hours!

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
8 weeks ago

Up North

I’m curling my hair

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
8 weeks ago

Bristol


"I’m curling my hair "

No one’s allowed to know 🤫

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
8 weeks ago

Up North


"I’m curling my hair

No one’s allowed to know 🤫"

I’m rubbish at keeping secrets

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By *aizyWoman
8 weeks ago

west midlands

Can't keep a secret

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
8 weeks ago

Bristol


"Can't keep a secret"

My lips are sealed 🤐

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By *phrodites AlchemistMan
8 weeks ago

Near you


"Can't keep a secret

My lips are sealed 🤐 "

My thoughts are elsewhere

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
8 weeks ago

Bristol


"Can't keep a secret

My lips are sealed 🤐

My thoughts are elsewhere "

I prefer DC over AC 😎

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
8 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"Can't keep a secret

My lips are sealed 🤐

My thoughts are elsewhere "

Your thoughts are elsewhere!

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By *r lotharioMan
8 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

i'm collecting honey on my naturist apiary field

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By *aizyWoman
8 weeks ago

west midlands

He's too busy getting stung

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
8 weeks ago

Bristol


"He's too busy getting stung"

A gentleman never tells

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
8 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

....you've got ginger pubes!

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By *antaswingsMan
8 weeks ago

Cardiff


"....you've got ginger pubes! "

Upp the tooon

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
8 weeks ago

Bristol


"....you've got ginger pubes! "

You hurt my feelings 🤣

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
8 weeks ago

Up North


"....you've got ginger pubes!

You hurt my feelings 🤣"

I’m busy dying my pubes 😂

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
8 weeks ago

Bristol


"....you've got ginger pubes!

You hurt my feelings 🤣

I’m busy dying my pubes 😂"

Gingers have to stick together 😎

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By *fffunCouple
8 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Sleeping of a hangover

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By *cottishdoggerMan
8 weeks ago

central


"Sleeping of a hangover"
trying to start a hangover

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"Sleeping of a hangovertrying to start a hangover "
I'm now a priest

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
8 weeks ago

Norwich

You must have sweet pussy xx

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I've found £10 to waste on a BJ

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By *rebus1975Man
8 weeks ago

B

I’d fuck you but you don’t know how to spell that word correctly so you don’t have to say anything else

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By *fffunCouple
7 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Painting my garden fence with water...

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By *tr8MrEMan
7 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm hiding under quilt from a different kind of pussy

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By *utlongjohnMan
7 weeks ago

close

Im allergic to cats

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By *infullyObedientWoman
7 weeks ago

Woodley

Im cleaning my goldfish

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By *r Bond.Man
7 weeks ago

Moving Around the Midlands

I’ve got church in 20 minutes

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By *alsam1Couple
7 weeks ago

Caister

Ive got pins n needles in my toes x

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By *dnxyzMan
7 weeks ago

LondonX


"Ive got pins n needles in my toes x"

Hubby is doing it right now!

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