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"I had no idea who started this but I am forever grateful for them. The last one had me in stitches every time. You know what to do…finish the sentence." Your too obsessed with hot fuzz 🤣 | |||
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"I had no idea who started this but I am forever grateful for them. The last one had me in stitches every time. You know what to do…finish the sentence. Your too obsessed with hot fuzz 🤣" He stole my thread!!!! | |||
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"All thanks to the create Str8Me Made a great thread " I'll make sure I thank str8Me when k see him 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"All thanks to the create Str8Me Made a great thread I'll make sure I thank str8Me when k see him 🤣🤣🤣" I knew I was going to spell it wrong 🤣🤣🤣he’s the creator. All thanks to him!!!! | |||
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"You killed the thread 🤣🤣" Your too protective of your thread | |||
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"You killed the thread 🤣🤣 Your too protective of your thread" I'd probably only last 30 seconds ![]() | |||
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"You have a silly twister pic screen shot from some porn site as your profile….." You are correct it is, but not being party to the joke you feel the need to be arsy about it. Congratulations!! | |||
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"I'm too tired tired move " I'm politely coercing my cock to calm down after it got all excited by your profile photo 😉😉 | |||
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"I’m too busy wanking" Hes too busy giving himself pleasure | |||
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"Wasn’t being anything, was simply answering the question!" I’m too busy thinking of a valid reason not to fuck you. It’s proving difficult ![]() | |||
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"Wasn’t being anything, was simply answering the question! I’m too busy thinking of a valid reason not to fuck you. It’s proving difficult ![]() I can think of a few but I'd rather be amusing....afterall that's the point of the thread 🤷🤷 | |||
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"Hes too busy explaining the rules of the game 😝" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Hes too busy explaining the rules of the game 😝 🤣🤣🤣🤣" Too many smileys and little action. I’ll pass ![]() | |||
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"It’s with your own dick " But id do it twice | |||
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"It’s with your own dick But id do it twice " But we need a break. | |||
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"It’s with your own dick But id do it twice But we need a break. " Don’t bat that way | |||
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"It’s with your own dick But id do it twice But we need a break. " I need to watch this paint dry | |||
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"Your not looking for guys" I'm balls deep in Thickthighs ![]() | |||
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"Your not looking for guysI'm balls deep in Thickthighs ![]() Im jealous | |||
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"Your not looking for guysI'm balls deep in Thickthighs ![]() Hes jealous | |||
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"Your not looking for guysI'm balls deep in Thickthighs ![]() I dont think 30 seconds would satisfy u | |||
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"Your not looking for guysI'm balls deep in Thickthighs ![]() I've already filled her twice since my last comment ![]() | |||
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"Your not looking for guysI'm balls deep in Thickthighs ![]() ![]() Ohhh... i'd go again after u so.... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Your not looking for guysI'm balls deep in Thickthighs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Im full ... apparently 🤣 | |||
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"Your not looking for guysI'm balls deep in Thickthighs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() but she's jumped back on. She won't leave me alone. I think she wants my lucky charms ☘️ | |||
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"Your not looking for guysI'm balls deep in Thickthighs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hes too busy filling someone else | |||
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"Your not looking for guysI'm balls deep in Thickthighs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() we do need a fluffer ![]() | |||
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"I’m looking for the fluffer number on my phone " I dont need a fluffer i need a fucker 🤷♀️ | |||
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"Your not looking for guysI'm balls deep in Thickthighs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A box of blue pills | |||
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"I’m looking for the fluffer number on my phone I dont need a fluffer i need a fucker 🤷♀️" jump back on. Take it all | |||
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"I've found a random piece of skirting board I need to whittle down to a matchstick " This twister game has certainly developed | |||
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"There's more to life than living a fantasy on a twister mat" Tell him no there isnt ! | |||
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"You smell like teen spirit " Your too normal for me | |||
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"I havent got the energy " I've had too many coffees | |||
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"I havent got the energy " Lay back and let me do the work | |||
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"I havent got the energy " I'm a patient fellow 😉😉 | |||
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"I havent got the energy I'm a patient fellow 😉😉" Your too patient i like a challenge | |||
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"But you'd say no ![]() You came over here and stole our women whilst pillaging | |||
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"I havent got the energy I'm a patient fellow 😉😉 Your too patient i like a challenge" I'm mentally challenged...hmmm, let me think 🤔🤔 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I havent got the energy I'm a patient fellow 😉😉 Your too patient i like a challenge I'm mentally challenged...hmmm, let me think 🤔🤔 🤣🤣" You're too busy thinking and cant do two things at once | |||
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"My cocks stuck in my zip " He needs to go get his cock released | |||
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"My cocks stuck in my zip He needs to go get his cock released " It would probably be all over in 2 minutes ![]() | |||
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"My cocks stuck in my zip He needs to go get his cock released It would probably be all over in 2 minutes ![]() I agree but what a two minutes it would be | |||
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"I'm waiting to get thickthighs and Sinfullyobedient on the same twister mat 😈😈" But your terrible at multitasking and wed be bored 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'm waiting to get thickthighs and Sinfullyobedient on the same twister mat 😈😈" i stole the skinny thing | |||
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"But you'd say no ![]() I know, simpler times, we have to ask permission now. | |||
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"My cocks stuck in my zip He needs to go get his cock released " Great for me ,but you'd be underwhelmed, over too quick ,,round 2,3,4,5, you'd feel much better ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm waiting to get thickthighs and Sinfullyobedient on the same twister mat 😈😈i stole the spinny* thing" | |||
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"I'm waiting to get thickthighs and Sinfullyobedient on the same twister mat 😈😈i stole the spinny* thing" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'm waiting to get thickthighs and Sinfullyobedient on the same twister mat 😈😈i stole the spinny* thing" Your a twonk 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'm waiting to get thickthighs and Sinfullyobedient on the same twister mat 😈😈i stole the spinny* thing Your a twonk 🤣🤣🤣" We are all tangled up | |||
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"I'm waiting to get thickthighs and Sinfullyobedient on the same twister mat 😈😈i stole the spinny* thing Your a twonk 🤣🤣🤣 We are all tangled up" Your stood on my foot | |||
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"I'm waiting to get thickthighs and Sinfullyobedient on the same twister mat 😈😈i stole the spinny* thing Your a twonk 🤣🤣🤣 We are all tangled up Your stood on my foot" My cock touched the wrong colour | |||
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"I'm waiting to get thickthighs and Sinfullyobedient on the same twister mat 😈😈i stole the spinny* thing Your a twonk 🤣🤣🤣 We are all tangled up Your stood on my foot My cock touched the wrong colour" He cant follow simple game rules | |||
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"I'm precisely 177 miles away....and helicopter is in repair shop" Hes a quitter | |||
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"I'm precisely 177 miles away....and helicopter is in repair shop Hes a quitter" You delete my messages without replying | |||
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"You're 177 miles away and its weird you know that precisely 🤣🤣" You make me laugh too much | |||
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"Too busy laughing at my precise measurements 🤣🤣" You 2 above seem made for each other. ![]() | |||
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"Too busy laughing at my precise measurements 🤣🤣 You 2 above seem made for each other. ![]() I might be made for you 👀👀 | |||
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"Too busy laughing at my precise measurements 🤣🤣 You 2 above seem made for each other. ![]() ...no but. | |||
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"Too busy laughing at my precise measurements 🤣🤣 You 2 above seem made for each other. ![]() Yeah but x | |||
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"Too busy laughing at my precise measurements 🤣🤣 You 2 above seem made for each other. ![]() We would just end up eating bacon sandwiches | |||
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"Too busy laughing at my precise measurements 🤣🤣 You 2 above seem made for each other. ![]() But Im hungry and want some bacon sandwiches | |||
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"Too busy laughing at my precise measurements 🤣🤣 You 2 above seem made for each other. ![]() I'm in 👍👍 | |||
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"but i won't because he's a southern nancy res sauce fan. incidentally it was originally marketed as 'catsup', just so you know and i'm at least giving you something educational lol" I'm sick of seeing fucking minions ![]() | |||
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"but i won't because he's a southern nancy res sauce fan. incidentally it was originally marketed as 'catsup', just so you know and i'm at least giving you something educational lol I'm sick of seeing fucking minions ![]() Im too busy rating cocks | |||
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"but i won't because he's a southern nancy res sauce fan. incidentally it was originally marketed as 'catsup', just so you know and i'm at least giving you something educational lol I'm sick of seeing fucking minions ![]() I'm playing with my train set ![]() | |||
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"but i won't because he's a southern nancy res sauce fan. incidentally it was originally marketed as 'catsup', just so you know and i'm at least giving you something educational lol I'm sick of seeing fucking minions ![]() wtf I’m out | |||
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"but i won't because he's a southern nancy res sauce fan. incidentally it was originally marketed as 'catsup', just so you know and i'm at least giving you something educational lol I'm sick of seeing fucking minions ![]() I'm waiting till you get home tonight 😜 | |||
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"but i won't because he's a southern nancy res sauce fan. incidentally it was originally marketed as 'catsup', just so you know and i'm at least giving you something educational lol I'm sick of seeing fucking minions ![]() 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"but i won't because he's a southern nancy res sauce fan. incidentally it was originally marketed as 'catsup', just so you know and i'm at least giving you something educational lol I'm sick of seeing fucking minions ![]() you're the only cock I'd take up my arse | |||
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"Ok taking a time out from meeting ☺️" You was a no show 🤣 | |||
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"Ok taking a time out from meeting ☺️ You was a no show 🤣" Im going out with the girls | |||
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"Ok taking a time out from meeting ☺️ You was a no show 🤣 Im going out with the girls " No if no buts … but your more likely block me!! | |||
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"Ok taking a time out from meeting ☺️ You was a no show 🤣 Im going out with the girls " Can I cum...I mean come too 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Ok taking a time out from meeting ☺️ You was a no show 🤣 Im going out with the girls No if no buts … but your more likely block me!! " Why would i block you? Do you plan on entering me without permission 🤣 | |||
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"Ok taking a time out from meeting ☺️ You was a no show 🤣 Im going out with the girls No if no buts … but your more likely block me!! Why would i block you? Do you plan on entering me without permission 🤣" Can I have permission | |||
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"Ok taking a time out from meeting ☺️ You was a no show 🤣 Im going out with the girls Can I cum...I mean come too 🤣🤣" I’ve had a better offer | |||
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"Ok taking a time out from meeting ☺️ You was a no show 🤣 Im going out with the girls No if no buts … but your more likely block me!! Why would i block you? Do you plan on entering me without permission 🤣" I'm not sure I'm on the guest list | |||
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"Ok taking a time out from meeting ☺️ You was a no show 🤣 Im going out with the girls No if no buts … but your more likely block me!! Why would i block you? Do you plan on entering me without permission 🤣" As I said no ifs or buts.. but permission essential … Enjoy night with the girls | |||
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"I'm watching videos of otters playing ![]() ![]() I've got my finger up my nose scratching my brain. | |||
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"I'm watching videos of otters playing ![]() ![]() Sounds like hes in a horror movie or on route to hospital | |||
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"I'm watching videos of otters playing ![]() ![]() I always end up with a headache doing that ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"i'm rearranging my sock drawer" Im a nurse .. your a Dr ... its too cliche | |||
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"i'm rearranging my sock drawer Im a nurse .. your a Dr ... its too cliche" But i am scared of nurses | |||
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"i'm rearranging my sock drawer Im a nurse .. your a Dr ... its too cliche" Cliche .. sod that I’m a patient in need of tender love and care .. if it’s from a nurse .. I’ll take one for the team .. | |||
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"Your to far away " Oh…. I can travel …. | |||
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"Your to far away Oh…. I can travel …. " It's my tea time and I'm busy watching football | |||
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"I'm baby sitting " I'm dressed as a baby and I just shit my diaper ![]() | |||
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"I'm baby sitting I'm dressed as a baby and I just shit my diaper ![]() Yep that will do the trick .. | |||
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"I'm baby sitting I'm dressed as a baby and I just shit my diaper ![]() Your weird ha | |||
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"He prefers tv to sex " I’m not obedient enough | |||
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"I can't be arsed. ![]() What he said! | |||
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"Well if you get on top i won't stop you but don't expect any effort the film is good" You’re not on the site anymore. After just 3 hours! | |||
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"I’m curling my hair " No one’s allowed to know 🤫 | |||
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"I’m curling my hair No one’s allowed to know 🤫" I’m rubbish at keeping secrets | |||
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"Can't keep a secret" My lips are sealed 🤐 | |||
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"Can't keep a secret My lips are sealed 🤐 " My thoughts are elsewhere | |||
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"Can't keep a secret My lips are sealed 🤐 My thoughts are elsewhere " I prefer DC over AC 😎 | |||
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"Can't keep a secret My lips are sealed 🤐 My thoughts are elsewhere " Your thoughts are elsewhere! | |||
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"He's too busy getting stung" A gentleman never tells | |||
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"....you've got ginger pubes! ![]() Upp the tooon | |||
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"....you've got ginger pubes! ![]() You hurt my feelings 🤣 | |||
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"....you've got ginger pubes! ![]() I’m busy dying my pubes 😂 | |||
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"....you've got ginger pubes! ![]() Gingers have to stick together 😎 | |||
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"Sleeping of a hangover" trying to start a hangover | |||
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"Sleeping of a hangovertrying to start a hangover " I'm now a priest | |||
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"Ive got pins n needles in my toes x" Hubby is doing it right now! | |||
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