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What would you like to do to the user above? Round 87

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

It's a weekend special

So this round you've got think what you'd do for two days

Good lick...and enjoy 🤣🤣

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By *oppet22TV/TS
8 weeks ago

huddersfield

Drinks

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By *yKingdomCumMan
8 weeks ago

kerry

Have a pint

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By *he-Travelling GentlemanMan
8 weeks ago

Traveling

Hold up a pint and cheers you for starting the fun thread

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Hold up a pint and cheers you for starting the fun thread "

Naked twister

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By *ayPrimeMan
8 weeks ago

Leeds


"Hold up a pint and cheers you for starting the fun thread "

Casino. Everyone says pint, let’s lose shitloads of money in suits and hire some ladies.

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Hold up a pint and cheers you for starting the fun thread

Naked twister "

Have bottle will travel 😜😜

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By *ondiego85Man
8 weeks ago

nottingham


"Hold up a pint and cheers you for starting the fun thread

Naked twister "

Help her rub some sunscreen on

Even if I love tan lines

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By *oppet22TV/TS
8 weeks ago

huddersfield

Drinks

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
8 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"Drinks"

Join for some drinks and chat

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By *ick and JoMan
8 weeks ago

worcester

Suck that amazing cock

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton

Provide the drinks for after

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Provide the drinks for after "

Play "in the air tonight" on that amazing bum 😜😜

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Provide the drinks for after

Play "in the air tonight" on that amazing bum 😜😜"

This made me laugh 🤣🤣

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Provide the drinks for after

Play "in the air tonight" on that amazing bum 😜😜

This made me laugh 🤣🤣"

And them glorious cheeks wobble 🤣🤣

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By *ire_thornMan
8 weeks ago

Sol The Narion system


"Provide the drinks for after

Play "in the air tonight" on that amazing bum 😜😜

This made me laugh 🤣🤣

And them glorious cheeks wobble 🤣🤣"

Have a few drinks

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Provide the drinks for after

Play "in the air tonight" on that amazing bum 😜😜

This made me laugh 🤣🤣

And them glorious cheeks wobble 🤣🤣

Have a few drinks"

Play tiddly winks

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Let her spend all weekend playing with my tiddly winkie 🤣🤣

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By *IG G77Man
8 weeks ago

GATLEY

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By *he-Travelling GentlemanMan
8 weeks ago

Traveling


"Provide the drinks for after

Play "in the air tonight" on that amazing bum 😜😜

This made me laugh 🤣🤣

And them glorious cheeks wobble 🤣🤣

Have a few drinks

Play tiddly winks "

Play with her tiddly while you play with my wink

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"Provide the drinks for after

Play "in the air tonight" on that amazing bum 😜😜

This made me laugh 🤣🤣

And them glorious cheeks wobble 🤣🤣

Have a few drinks

Play tiddly winks "

Eat out...

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Provide the drinks for after

Play "in the air tonight" on that amazing bum 😜😜

This made me laugh 🤣🤣

And them glorious cheeks wobble 🤣🤣

Have a few drinks

Play tiddly winks

Eat out... "

She prefers take aways 🤣🤣

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Bumpity bump

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By *aughtywelsh89Man
8 weeks ago

Pontyclun

Drinks

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By *infullyObedientWoman
8 weeks ago

Woodley


"Bumpity bump"

Spin the wheel to see next twister move

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Bumpity bump

Spin the wheel to see next twister move "

Tie her to the dining room table and have my wicked delicious way with her 😈😈

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By *j1981Man
8 weeks ago

cork


"Bumpity bump

Spin the wheel to see next twister move

Tie her to the dining room table and have my wicked delicious way with her 😈😈"

Watch that unravel....

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By *infullyObedientWoman
8 weeks ago

Woodley

Enjoy him watching

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Bumpity bump

Spin the wheel to see next twister move

Tie her to the dining room table and have my wicked delicious way with her 😈😈

Watch that unravel.... "

Only if she struggled, my friend 🤣🤣

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
8 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"Bumpity bump

Spin the wheel to see next twister move

Tie her to the dining room table and have my wicked delicious way with her 😈😈

Watch that unravel....

Only if she struggled, my friend 🤣🤣"

Slap that bum!

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By *j1981Man
8 weeks ago

cork


"Bumpity bump

Spin the wheel to see next twister move

Tie her to the dining room table and have my wicked delicious way with her 😈😈

Watch that unravel....

Only if she struggled, my friend 🤣🤣

Slap that bum!"

Get stuck into them

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Bumpity bump

Spin the wheel to see next twister move

Tie her to the dining room table and have my wicked delicious way with her 😈😈

Watch that unravel....

Only if she struggled, my friend 🤣🤣

Slap that bum!

Get stuck into them "

Watch

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By *ick1916Man
8 weeks ago

ballymena

Eat that ass

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By *j1981Man
8 weeks ago

cork

Squeeze his biceps

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By *avexxMan
8 weeks ago

cheshire

smack his arse

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"smack his arse "
remove the batteries from his tv remote

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"smack his arse remove the batteries from his tv remote "

Show him what my mouth can do

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By *j1981Man
8 weeks ago

cork


"smack his arse remove the batteries from his tv remote

Show him what my mouth can do "

Hav her sit on me reverse cow girl

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"smack his arse remove the batteries from his tv remote

Show him what my mouth can do

Hav her sit on me reverse cow girl"

Yeah she's a pain when you're trying to watch the tele

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"smack his arse remove the batteries from his tv remote

Show him what my mouth can do

Hav her sit on me reverse cow girl

Yeah she's a pain when you're trying to watch the tele"

Stop him watching the tele 🍑🍑

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By *BA8891Man
8 weeks ago

Manchester

Kiss passionately and much more

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"smack his arse remove the batteries from his tv remote

Show him what my mouth can do

Hav her sit on me reverse cow girl

Yeah she's a pain when you're trying to watch the tele

Stop him watching the tele 🍑🍑"

I'm happy to watch that arse bounce

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By *j1981Man
8 weeks ago

cork


"smack his arse remove the batteries from his tv remote

Show him what my mouth can do

Hav her sit on me reverse cow girl

Yeah she's a pain when you're trying to watch the tele

Stop him watching the tele 🍑🍑"

Have muktiple fucks and orgasms

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"smack his arse remove the batteries from his tv remote

Show him what my mouth can do

Hav her sit on me reverse cow girl

Yeah she's a pain when you're trying to watch the tele

Stop him watching the tele 🍑🍑

Have muktiple fucks and orgasms"

Make it rain on him 💦💦

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By *armite 500Man
8 weeks ago

Darlington


"smack his arse remove the batteries from his tv remote

Show him what my mouth can do

Hav her sit on me reverse cow girl

Yeah she's a pain when you're trying to watch the tele

Stop him watching the tele 🍑🍑

Have muktiple fucks and orgasms"

Watch this boy go 🤣

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By *onderingpurposeMan
8 weeks ago

Belfast

Use those stunning lips as many ways possible

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By *r peeperMan
8 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Party and group fun

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By *am_OconnellMan
8 weeks ago

south east

Go for a curry

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By *j1981Man
8 weeks ago

cork


"smack his arse remove the batteries from his tv remote

Show him what my mouth can do

Hav her sit on me reverse cow girl

Yeah she's a pain when you're trying to watch the tele

Stop him watching the tele 🍑🍑

Have muktiple fucks and orgasms

Make it rain on him 💦💦"

Do it hunni.... soakkkk me

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

He's a cork guy, so put him back in bottle, save rest of the red for later 🤣

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By *j1981Man
8 weeks ago

cork


"He's a cork guy, so put him back in bottle, save rest of the red for later 🤣"

Haha... funny....

Taste thichthighs juices off his cock

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By *avexxMan
8 weeks ago

cheshire

sword fight

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"sword fight"

Watch the sword fight

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By *j1981Man
8 weeks ago

cork


"sword fight

Watch the sword fight "

Slip my sword between her thighs

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By *armite 500Man
8 weeks ago

Darlington


"sword fight

Watch the sword fight

Slip my sword between her thighs "

Make sure his sword isn’t to sharp

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By *he-Travelling GentlemanMan
8 weeks ago

Traveling


"sword fight

Watch the sword fight

Slip my sword between her thighs

Make sure his sword isn’t to sharp "

Throws down gauntlet I challenge you to a duel haha

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By *ein-guyMan
8 weeks ago

East Cowes

Gym session

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Gym session "

Spot him

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By *eardedguy83Man
8 weeks ago

Worcestershire

Buy him a pint

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By *j1981Man
8 weeks ago

cork

And bag of nuts

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Take to a gentlemans club for an all night bender

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Take to a gentlemans club for an all night bender"

Sneak in the gentlemans club

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By *j1981Man
8 weeks ago

cork


"Take to a gentlemans club for an all night bender

Sneak in the gentlemans club "

Watch her perform

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Take to a gentlemans club for an all night bender

Sneak in the gentlemans club "

Fuck it, why sneak in, I'd take you 😉😉

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By *utlongjohnMan
8 weeks ago

close

Referee that twister game

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By *intageandginge89Couple
8 weeks ago

Whitefield

See how much of that massive dick we can fit in our mouths x

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By *ognorworthibg23Man
8 weeks ago

worthing


"See how much of that massive dick we can fit in our mouths x "

Cage ginge and have 3some with _utlongjohn

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"See how much of that massive dick we can fit in our mouths x

Cage ginge and have 3some with _utlongjohn "

Watch

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By *utlongjohnMan
8 weeks ago

close

Fuck mrs whilst mr is watching and then let him clean us up

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Dress up as a pirate and rename him _utlongjohnsilver 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Dress up as a pirate and rename him _utlongjohnsilver 🤣🤣"

Walk his plank

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By *ositivity99Man
8 weeks ago

Herts


"Dress up as a pirate and rename him _utlongjohnsilver 🤣🤣

Walk his plank"

Eat that ass!

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Dress up as a pirate and rename him _utlongjohnsilver 🤣🤣

Walk his plank"

Tell her my favourite pirate joke 🤣🤣

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Memo to me ....don't say pirate and joke in same sentence 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Memo to me ....don't say pirate and joke in same sentence 🤣🤣"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *oltonman69Man
8 weeks ago

wigan

Everything x

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By *IG G77Man
8 weeks ago

GATLEY

[Removed by poster at 07/06/25 12:34:39]

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Remove his post for him....I'm a gentleman like that 🤣🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts

Leave my post alone

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By *asty tatsyMan
8 weeks ago

london

Have a pint with

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Take him to the royal mail sorting office and point at empty bag with his address on it and say "what post" 🤣🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"Take him to the royal mail sorting office and point at empty bag with his address on it and say "what post" 🤣🤣"
the one your body is hidden under covered up with a twister bedset

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Take him to the royal mail sorting office and point at empty bag with his address on it and say "what post" 🤣🤣 the one your body is hidden under covered up with a twister bedset "

You can bury all the evidence you like, but you've still gotta live with the fact that Jimmy Saville was involved in your youth 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"Take him to the royal mail sorting office and point at empty bag with his address on it and say "what post" 🤣🤣 the one your body is hidden under covered up with a twister bedset

You can bury all the evidence you like, but you've still gotta live with the fact that Jimmy Saville was involved in your youth 🤣🤣🤣"

and Rolf had you down under

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Take him to the royal mail sorting office and point at empty bag with his address on it and say "what post" 🤣🤣 the one your body is hidden under covered up with a twister bedset

You can bury all the evidence you like, but you've still gotta live with the fact that Jimmy Saville was involved in your youth 🤣🤣🤣and Rolf had you down under"

Least I wasn't being laughed at by Stuart Hall 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"Take him to the royal mail sorting office and point at empty bag with his address on it and say "what post" 🤣🤣 the one your body is hidden under covered up with a twister bedset

You can bury all the evidence you like, but you've still gotta live with the fact that Jimmy Saville was involved in your youth 🤣🤣🤣and Rolf had you down under

Least I wasn't being laughed at by Stuart Hall 🤣🤣🤣"

you'd know. You were in Prince Andrew's dressing room

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Take him to the royal mail sorting office and point at empty bag with his address on it and say "what post" 🤣🤣 the one your body is hidden under covered up with a twister bedset

You can bury all the evidence you like, but you've still gotta live with the fact that Jimmy Saville was involved in your youth 🤣🤣🤣and Rolf had you down under

Least I wasn't being laughed at by Stuart Hall 🤣🤣🤣you'd know. You were in Prince Andrew's dressing room "

Dude....stop reading The Mail 🤣🤣

Least my name wasn't under Kier Starmer on Epstein's list 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Take him to the royal mail sorting office and point at empty bag with his address on it and say "what post" 🤣🤣 the one your body is hidden under covered up with a twister bedset

You can bury all the evidence you like, but you've still gotta live with the fact that Jimmy Saville was involved in your youth 🤣🤣🤣and Rolf had you down under

Least I wasn't being laughed at by Stuart Hall 🤣🤣🤣you'd know. You were in Prince Andrew's dressing room

Dude....stop reading The Mail 🤣🤣

Least my name wasn't under Kier Starmer on Epstein's list 🤣🤣"

This has escelated 🤣

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By *asty tatsyMan
8 weeks ago

london


"Take him to the royal mail sorting office and point at empty bag with his address on it and say "what post" 🤣🤣 the one your body is hidden under covered up with a twister bedset

You can bury all the evidence you like, but you've still gotta live with the fact that Jimmy Saville was involved in your youth 🤣🤣🤣and Rolf had you down under

Least I wasn't being laughed at by Stuart Hall 🤣🤣🤣you'd know. You were in Prince Andrew's dressing room

Dude....stop reading The Mail 🤣🤣

Least my name wasn't under Kier Starmer on Epstein's list 🤣🤣

This has escelated 🤣"

The list is long

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Take him to the royal mail sorting office and point at empty bag with his address on it and say "what post" 🤣🤣 the one your body is hidden under covered up with a twister bedset

You can bury all the evidence you like, but you've still gotta live with the fact that Jimmy Saville was involved in your youth 🤣🤣🤣and Rolf had you down under

Least I wasn't being laughed at by Stuart Hall 🤣🤣🤣you'd know. You were in Prince Andrew's dressing room

Dude....stop reading The Mail 🤣🤣

Least my name wasn't under Kier Starmer on Epstein's list 🤣🤣

This has escelated 🤣

The list is long "

He knows

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Nibble her cheeks 😉😉

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By *heVikingJarlMan
8 weeks ago

behind you

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By *heVikingJarlMan
8 weeks ago

behind you


"Nibble her cheeks 😉😉"
join him nibbling her cheeks

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"Nibble her cheeks 😉😉join him nibbling her cheeks "
get him to wash my car

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Nibble her cheeks 😉😉join him nibbling her cheeks get him to wash my car"

That's risky, he's a viking, he might do all sorts of things unnecessary to it 🤣🤣

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By *heVikingJarlMan
8 weeks ago

behind you


"Nibble her cheeks 😉😉join him nibbling her cheeks get him to wash my car

That's risky, he's a viking, he might do all sorts of things unnecessary to it 🤣🤣"

oh I will grrr

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"Nibble her cheeks 😉😉join him nibbling her cheeks get him to wash my car

That's risky, he's a viking, he might do all sorts of things unnecessary to it 🤣🤣oh I will grrr "

took me ages to get the jizz out of the upholstery last time

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Nibble her cheeks 😉😉join him nibbling her cheeks get him to wash my car

That's risky, he's a viking, he might do all sorts of things unnecessary to it 🤣🤣oh I will grrr took me ages to get the jizz out of the upholstery last time"

I was thinking more man banana in exhaust pipe 🤣🤣

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By *heVikingJarlMan
8 weeks ago

behind you


"Nibble her cheeks 😉😉join him nibbling her cheeks get him to wash my car

That's risky, he's a viking, he might do all sorts of things unnecessary to it 🤣🤣oh I will grrr took me ages to get the jizz out of the upholstery last time"

you said you wanted the special cream

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By *heVikingJarlMan
8 weeks ago

behind you


"Nibble her cheeks 😉😉join him nibbling her cheeks get him to wash my car

That's risky, he's a viking, he might do all sorts of things unnecessary to it 🤣🤣oh I will grrr took me ages to get the jizz out of the upholstery last time

I was thinking more man banana in exhaust pipe 🤣🤣"

oh no that's more a pillaging thing. I the simulated other part

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts

I prefer a girthy plantain

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By *j1981Man
8 weeks ago

cork


"I prefer a girthy plantain "

Take a photo of him posing

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I prefer a girthy plantain

Take a photo of him posing"

Pose for him

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By *heVikingJarlMan
8 weeks ago

behind you


"I prefer a girthy plantain

Take a photo of him posing"

I'm up to posing

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By *talianabsMan
8 weeks ago

London


"I prefer a girthy plantain

Take a photo of him posing

Pose for him "

Pose as a duo in a few positions

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By *utlongjohnMan
8 weeks ago

close


"I prefer a girthy plantain

Take a photo of him posing

Pose for him "

Provide my face for her to sit down on

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I prefer a girthy plantain

Take a photo of him posing

Pose for him

Provide my face for her to sit down on "

Only if i can peddle his ears

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By *heVikingJarlMan
8 weeks ago

behind you


"I prefer a girthy plantain

Take a photo of him posing

Pose for him

Provide my face for her to sit down on

Only if i can peddle his ears"

you can peddle my ears anytime

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I prefer a girthy plantain

Take a photo of him posing

Pose for him

Provide my face for her to sit down on

Only if i can peddle his ears you can peddle my ears anytime "

Peddle his too the more excersize the better right ?

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts

I think thickthighs needs to hold the camera

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I think thickthighs needs to hold the camera"

Ah are you putting me in the corner with the camera

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"I think thickthighs needs to hold the camera

Ah are you putting me in the corner with the camera "

Yeah I told you. I'm playing hard to get. You have to earn my penis

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By *rastarMan
8 weeks ago

london


"I think thickthighs needs to hold the camera

Ah are you putting me in the corner with the camera "

Give her a massage

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I think thickthighs needs to hold the camera

Ah are you putting me in the corner with the camera

Give her a massage "

Return the favour i do better in person than with a camera 👅

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By *rastarMan
8 weeks ago

london


"I think thickthighs needs to hold the camera

Ah are you putting me in the corner with the camera

Give her a massage

Return the favour i do better in person than with a camera 👅"

Sorry to disappoint i dont like massages lol

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I think thickthighs needs to hold the camera

Ah are you putting me in the corner with the camera

Give her a massage

Return the favour i do better in person than with a camera 👅

Sorry to disappoint i dont like massages lol"

The knockback is taken with grace 🤣💃💃

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By *armite 500Man
8 weeks ago

Darlington


"I think thickthighs needs to hold the camera

Ah are you putting me in the corner with the camera

Give her a massage

Return the favour i do better in person than with a camera 👅

Sorry to disappoint i dont like massages lol

The knockback is taken with grace 🤣💃💃"

Go for a coffee and a chat 😂

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I think thickthighs needs to hold the camera

Ah are you putting me in the corner with the camera

Give her a massage

Return the favour i do better in person than with a camera 👅

Sorry to disappoint i dont like massages lol

The knockback is taken with grace 🤣💃💃

Go for a coffee and a chat 😂"

And another one keep em coming 🤣🤣🤣

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By *onnachakeaneMan
8 weeks ago

Dundrum


"I think thickthighs needs to hold the camera

Ah are you putting me in the corner with the camera

Give her a massage

Return the favour i do better in person than with a camera 👅

Sorry to disappoint i dont like massages lol

Watch him with my wife!!!

The knockback is taken with grace 🤣💃💃

Go for a coffee and a chat 😂"

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton

Sort myself out i guess 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"Sort myself out i guess 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️"

Get between those thighs

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"Sort myself out i guess 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

Get between those thighs "

wait your turn

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By *ustincider888Man
8 weeks ago

Preston Ish

Have an onion slicing competition.

Fastest and finest wins

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By *armite 500Man
8 weeks ago

Darlington


"Sort myself out i guess 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

Get between those thighs wait your turn"

Wait in the cue 🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Sort myself out i guess 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

Get between those thighs wait your turn

Wait in the cue 🤣"

Supply him with coffee whilst hes waiting since he loves it so much 🤣

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By *itishguy30Man
8 weeks ago

Belfast

Wear her ankles as earrings

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Wear her ankles as earrings "

Use his face as a seat 👅

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By *ravelling ChappieMan
8 weeks ago

Stroud


"Wear her ankles as earrings

Use his face as a seat 👅"

Spank her ass!

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Send on a candlestick making course

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
8 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

[Removed by poster at 07/06/25 15:10:17]

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By *ustincredible69Man
8 weeks ago

drumoak


"[Removed by poster at 07/06/25 15:10:17]"

Whatever they want

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By *avexxMan
8 weeks ago

cheshire

[Removed by poster at 07/06/25 15:10:41]

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"[Removed by poster at 07/06/25 15:10:17]"

Rub him down with my tongue 👅

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By *ife NinjaMan
8 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"[Removed by poster at 07/06/25 15:10:17]

Rub him down with my tongue 👅"

Rub in the coconut oil 🔥🤓

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By *hris 1000200Man
8 weeks ago

kells

[Removed by poster at 07/06/25 15:12:18]

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"[Removed by poster at 07/06/25 15:10:17]

Rub him down with my tongue 👅"

Kiss dry after a sexy shower 😈😈

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By *uriousgeorge46Man
8 weeks ago

Liverpool

Kiss, touch, lick and make you cum x

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By *hris 1000200Man
8 weeks ago

kells


"[Removed by poster at 07/06/25 15:10:17]

Rub him down with my tongue 👅"

Explore your body

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Kiss, touch, lick and make you cum x"

Aww thanks mate, but not my type 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Kiss, touch, lick and make you cum x

Aww thanks mate, but not my type 🤣🤣"

Its getting very messy in here ... but i would 🤣👅

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By *anustoke99Man
8 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

Whatever she wanted

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By *aughtywelsh89Man
8 weeks ago

Pontyclun

[Removed by poster at 07/06/25 15:15:21]

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By *aughtywelsh89Man
8 weeks ago

Pontyclun


"Kiss, touch, lick and make you cum x

Aww thanks mate, but not my type 🤣🤣

Its getting very messy in here ... but i would 🤣👅"

Suck those nipples

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"Kiss, touch, lick and make you cum x

Aww thanks mate, but not my type 🤣🤣

Its getting very messy in here ... but i would 🤣👅 Suck those nipples "

send him a 🐑

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Kiss, touch, lick and make you cum x

Aww thanks mate, but not my type 🤣🤣

Its getting very messy in here ... but i would 🤣👅"

Let's get messy ... I know 😉😉

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"Kiss, touch, lick and make you cum x

Aww thanks mate, but not my type 🤣🤣

Its getting very messy in here ... but i would 🤣👅

Let's get messy ... I know 😉😉"

rude bastard leapfrogging my hilarious post

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Kiss, touch, lick and make you cum x

Aww thanks mate, but not my type 🤣🤣

Its getting very messy in here ... but i would 🤣👅

Let's get messy ... I know 😉😉 rude bastard leapfrogging my hilarious post"

Leapfrog onto your penis 🤣

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Kiss, touch, lick and make you cum x

Aww thanks mate, but not my type 🤣🤣

Its getting very messy in here ... but i would 🤣👅

Let's get messy ... I know 😉😉 rude bastard leapfrogging my hilarious post"

Well I didn't want to cramp your style 🤣🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts

I think thickthighs wants to cramp my penis though. There's worst ways to die in honesty

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I think thickthighs wants to cramp my penis though. There's worst ways to die in honesty "

Not anymore unfortunately ive found a strong 3 on another thread

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By *j1981Man
8 weeks ago

cork

Fuck her all nite.... thick thighs

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"I think thickthighs wants to cramp my penis though. There's worst ways to die in honesty

Not anymore unfortunately ive found a strong 3 on another thread "

as a 2.6 I didn't stand a chance

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By *armite 500Man
8 weeks ago

Darlington


"I think thickthighs wants to cramp my penis though. There's worst ways to die in honesty

Not anymore unfortunately ive found a strong 3 on another thread as a 2.6 I didn't stand a chance "

Wipe his tears

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts


"I think thickthighs wants to cramp my penis though. There's worst ways to die in honesty

Not anymore unfortunately ive found a strong 3 on another thread as a 2.6 I didn't stand a chance

Wipe his tears "

hide his gym equipment and feed him lard

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By *he Gentleman 84Man
8 weeks ago

North East

I’ll shout them a pint

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By *rookedsmileMan
8 weeks ago

Derbyshire


"I’ll shout them a pint "

Borrow their hanky to blow my nose.

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By *he Gentleman 84Man
8 weeks ago

North East

Give him a spare hanky sounds like he’s got hayfever

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Give him a spare hanky sounds like he’s got hayfever "

Still need to do that tie for him

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By *he Gentleman 84Man
8 weeks ago

North East

Still need to tie her down

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Wouldn't normally but I'd give that cock a suck

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By *hickthighs25Woman
8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Wouldn't normally but I'd give that cock a suck"

Applaud him for stepping out of his comfort zone 🤣

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By *he Gentleman 84Man
8 weeks ago

North East

Spread her legs and put my tongue to good use

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 07/06/25 17:14:33]

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By *armite 500Man
8 weeks ago

Darlington


"[Removed by poster at 07/06/25 17:14:33]"

Ask why he removed his post?

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"[Removed by poster at 07/06/25 17:14:33]

Ask why he removed his post? "

Because I'm a numpty and was replying to a different forum post

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts

Make him a sandwich

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By *infullyObedientWoman
8 weeks ago

Woodley

Pinch the sandwich

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By *3johnboyMan
8 weeks ago

Leighton Buzzard


"Pinch the sandwich "

Lick her lips

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts

Which ones

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By *3johnboyMan
8 weeks ago

Leighton Buzzard

Oh the ones that get deliciously wet

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Go for a drink

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By *iscotti32Woman
8 weeks ago

.

Fuck em probably

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Same

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
8 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Pint

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By *BA8891Man
8 weeks ago

Manchester

Treat to a nice date dinner followed by a long sex session

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By *neSizeFitsAll77Man
8 weeks ago

Colchester

[Removed by poster at 07/06/25 18:48:53]

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