FabSwingers.com forum: Funny & Catchy Sex Phrases

By *ptimusD OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

These should make you smile...

Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love.

- Woody Allen

Lord, grant me chastity and continence... but not yet.

- St. Augustine

If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?

- (Unknown)

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

? Mae West

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”

? George Carlin

“Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.”

? Woody Allen