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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Version 33.568

Currently Sinfullyobedient is tired

Methinks it's a bit more than that 😉😉

Any winner this time gets a Maccie D happy meal

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"Version 33.568

Currently Sinfullyobedient is tired

Methinks it's a bit more than that 😉😉

Any winner this time gets a Maccie D happy meal"

Your a thief! 🤣

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By *infullyObedientWoman
3 days ago

Woodley

Im not allowed to 😝

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By *illyboy12345Man
3 days ago

Brighton


"Im not allowed to 😝"

I’m concerned you’d make me finish too quickly

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By *armite 500Man
3 days ago

Darlington


"Im not allowed to 😝"

You won’t travel

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By *infullyObedientWoman
3 days ago

Woodley


"Im not allowed to 😝

You won’t travel "

Neither will you

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Im not allowed to 😝

You won’t travel

Neither will you "

No, but I will be next weekend 😉😉

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"Im not allowed to 😝

You won’t travel

Neither will you

No, but I will be next weekend 😉😉"

Hes going somewhere next weekend which is the only time im free

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By *onny17Man
3 days ago

city


"Im not allowed to 😝

You won’t travel

Neither will you

No, but I will be next weekend 😉😉

Hes going somewhere next weekend which is the only time im free"

But you're a flight away

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
3 days ago

honeysuckle lane

Your to far away

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Im not allowed to 😝

You won’t travel

Neither will you

No, but I will be next weekend 😉😉

Hes going somewhere next weekend which is the only time im free"

Oh FFS!!! 😭😭😭

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By *oodmessMan
3 days ago

yumsville

I slipped fell on a dildo, double ejaculated by accident and am having a beer to recover

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"I slipped fell on a dildo, double ejaculated by accident and am having a beer to recover "

Hes had a very busy day without me adding to it

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By *r Black 85Man
3 days ago

nottingham

I'm not built for it😎😎😎😎😎

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm busy blowing raspberries on two perfect cheeks 😜😜

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 days ago

Herts


"I slipped fell on a dildo, double ejaculated by accident and am having a beer to recover

Hes had a very busy day without me adding to it "

I'm washing my hair

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By *done777Man
3 days ago

Northwest


"I slipped fell on a dildo, double ejaculated by accident and am having a beer to recover

Hes had a very busy day without me adding to it I'm washing my hair"

I have to return some videotapes

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By *armite 500Man
3 days ago

Darlington


"I slipped fell on a dildo, double ejaculated by accident and am having a beer to recover

Hes had a very busy day without me adding to it I'm washing my hair

I have to return some videotapes "

It’s been a long day I’m tired

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"I slipped fell on a dildo, double ejaculated by accident and am having a beer to recover

Hes had a very busy day without me adding to it I'm washing my hair

I have to return some videotapes

It’s been a long day I’m tired "

I wouldnt want to tire you more

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By *parkle1974Woman
3 days ago

Leeds

There is no reason why I wouldn't

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By *quirrel!Man
3 days ago

W

I’d be covered in sparkles!

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By *oodmessMan
3 days ago

yumsville


"I’d be covered in sparkles! "

There is something to be said about a good chest but my cock wouldn't look good on it.

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
3 days ago

Neverland


"I’d be covered in sparkles!

There is something to be said about a good chest but my cock wouldn't look good on it. "

I'm washing my hair

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By *nnCeeWoman
3 days ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I’d be covered in sparkles!

There is something to be said about a good chest but my cock wouldn't look good on it.

I'm washing my hair "

Ladies who look sexy in white boots just aren't my thing

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By *rumgoodtimeMan
3 days ago

sutton coldfield

There’s only one boss and that will be me x

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 days ago

Up North


"There’s only one boss and that will be me x"

We’d have to spell it fcuk instead

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By *j1981Man
3 days ago

cork


"There’s only one boss and that will be me x

We’d have to spell it fcuk instead"

But only if u can leave your tight white top on....

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By *ust a little bit moreWoman
3 days ago

kendal


"There is no reason why I wouldn't "

You don't play with girls

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
3 days ago

Widnes


"Im not allowed to 😝

You won’t travel

Neither will you

No, but I will be next weekend 😉😉

Hes going somewhere next weekend which is the only time im free"

I'd step in and fuck you next weekend but I'm not sure your old enough to handle me. LOL

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
3 days ago

Widnes


"There is no reason why I wouldn't

You don't play with girls "

I would but I don't think you could really accommodate me.

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By *ornyAndy17Man
3 days ago

central scotland

I would but I don't u would fuck me

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By *BA8891Man
3 days ago

Manchester


"There is no reason why I wouldn't

You don't play with girls "

You don’t accommodate.

Happy to accommodate you though

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"There is no reason why I wouldn't

You don't play with girls

You don’t accommodate.

Happy to accommodate you though "

Your accomodating someone

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By *j1981Man
3 days ago

cork


"There is no reason why I wouldn't

You don't play with girls

You don’t accommodate.

Happy to accommodate you though

Your accomodating someone "

I'd cum quick and need another fuck

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By *BA8891Man
3 days ago

Manchester


"There is no reason why I wouldn't

You don't play with girls

You don’t accommodate.

Happy to accommodate you though

Your accomodating someone "

I havent said I only have space to accommodate only 1 person

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"There is no reason why I wouldn't

You don't play with girls

You don’t accommodate.

Happy to accommodate you though

Your accomodating someone

I havent said I only have space to accommodate only 1 person "

Im too greedy to share

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm impatiently waiting

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By *BA8891Man
3 days ago

Manchester


"There is no reason why I wouldn't

You don't play with girls

You don’t accommodate.

Happy to accommodate you though

Your accomodating someone

I havent said I only have space to accommodate only 1 person

Im too greedy to share "

I like your way of thinking

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By *BA8891Man
3 days ago

Manchester


"Im not allowed to 😝"

You are not allowed to

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By *ire-runner-82Man
3 days ago

Notth Hanpshire


"Im not allowed to 😝

You are not allowed to"

Busy washing my hair

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"Im not allowed to 😝

You are not allowed to

Busy washing my hair "

Hes busy washing his hair ... sob sob

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm too busy being childish 🤣🤣

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By *eturning_MrAwesomeMan
3 days ago

Chilbolton

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By *armite 500Man
3 days ago

Darlington


"Im not allowed to 😝

You are not allowed to

Busy washing my hair

Hes busy washing his hair ... sob sob"

Your a tit 🤣

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By *hunky GentMan
3 days ago

north of Peterborough

I don't like marmite.

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
3 days ago

Neverland


"I don't like marmite. "

But I'm busy drying my hair

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
3 days ago

Next Door


"I don't like marmite.

But I'm busy drying my hair "

The pineapple top isn't nice, but the rest is

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By *ulldog_71Man
3 days ago

Sedgefield


"I don't like marmite.

But I'm busy drying my hair

The pineapple top isn't nice, but the rest is "

I'm too short and fat

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By *infullyObedientWoman
3 days ago

Woodley


"I don't like marmite.

But I'm busy drying my hair

The pineapple top isn't nice, but the rest is

I'm too short and fat"

I prefer tall men

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By *heVikingJarlMan
3 days ago

behind you

I'd scare you

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"I'd scare you "

Im frightened

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By *eardedguy83Man
3 days ago

Kidderminster


"I'd scare you

Im frightened "

You’d say no

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By *illyboy12345Man
3 days ago

Brighton


"I'd scare you

Im frightened "

I’ve gotta battle through the 5,000 ‘wanna fuck? Messages you get

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"I'd scare you

Im frightened

I’ve gotta battle through the 5,000 ‘wanna fuck? Messages you get "

Ive gotta answer them all saying ... not today first

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By *heVikingJarlMan
3 days ago

behind you


"I'd scare you

Im frightened

I’ve gotta battle through the 5,000 ‘wanna fuck? Messages you get

Ive gotta answer them all saying ... not today first"

see told you,all scared boo

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By *infullyObedientWoman
3 days ago

Woodley

I dont scare easily so youd be disappointed

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
3 days ago

Next Door


"I dont scare easily so youd be disappointed "

Im off to my bed, im.tired

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By *heVikingJarlMan
3 days ago

behind you


"I dont scare easily so youd be disappointed "
is that a challenge

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By *armite 500Man
3 days ago

Darlington


"I dont scare easily so youd be disappointed

Im off to my bed, im.tired"

God dam it I wont bother then

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By *dswingersCouple
3 days ago

chelmsford


"I dont scare easily so youd be disappointed

Im off to my bed, im.tired

God dam it I wont bother then "

i mite need a wheelchair after..x

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By *heVikingJarlMan
3 days ago

behind you

Id fuck you but, you won't let me

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By *infullyObedientWoman
3 days ago

Woodley


"I dont scare easily so youd be disappointed

Im off to my bed, im.tired

God dam it I wont bother then "

You dont want to

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"Id fuck you but, you won't let me "

Im still frightened

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By *ong_John2333Man
3 days ago

Birmingham

Id fuck you but.... actually Id just fuck you

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By *uckboy786Man
3 days ago

London


"Id fuck you but, you won't let me

Im still frightened "

I'm suicidal, but thick thighs save lives

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By *heVikingJarlMan
3 days ago

behind you


"Id fuck you but, you won't let me

Im still frightened "

so is that a no lol

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

My thighs are skinny

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By *infullyObedientWoman
3 days ago

Woodley


"Id fuck you but.... actually Id just fuck you"

You're fuxking her

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By *infullyObedientWoman
3 days ago

Woodley


"My thighs are skinny "

I cant

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Your not fucking anyone 😜😜

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By *ong_John2333Man
3 days ago

Birmingham


"Id fuck you but.... actually Id just fuck you

You're fuxking her"

As long as her is you

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"Id fuck you but.... actually Id just fuck you

You're fuxking her

As long as her is you "

You bailed me in 0.1 seconds im hurt

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By *heVikingJarlMan
3 days ago

behind you

Id fuck you but, you have to say yes first

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"Id fuck you but, you have to say yes first "

I would but youd change your mind in 2 seconds and i cant take the heartbreak

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By *ong_John2333Man
3 days ago

Birmingham


"Id fuck you but.... actually Id just fuck you

You're fuxking her

As long as her is you

You bailed me in 0.1 seconds im hurt "

I didnt realise it was for the person above, you can join in if she lets you

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By *infullyObedientWoman
3 days ago

Woodley


"Id fuck you but.... actually Id just fuck you

You're fuxking her

As long as her is you

You bailed me in 0.1 seconds im hurt

I didnt realise it was for the person above, you can join in if she lets you "

You keep changing your mind

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By *heVikingJarlMan
3 days ago

behind you


"Id fuck you but, you have to say yes first

I would but youd change your mind in 2 seconds and i cant take the heartbreak "

sorry that's my premature ejac again seeing you

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By *rSuave88Man
3 days ago

Mirfield


"Id fuck you but.... actually Id just fuck you

You're fuxking her

As long as her is you

You bailed me in 0.1 seconds im hurt

I didnt realise it was for the person above, you can join in if she lets you

You keep changing your mind "

I abstain from sinning

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"Id fuck you but.... actually Id just fuck you

You're fuxking her

As long as her is you

You bailed me in 0.1 seconds im hurt

I didnt realise it was for the person above, you can join in if she lets you

You keep changing your mind

I abstain from sinning"

Your too busy massaging me

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By *ulldog_71Man
3 days ago

Sedgefield


"Id fuck you but.... actually Id just fuck you

You're fuxking her

As long as her is you

You bailed me in 0.1 seconds im hurt

I didnt realise it was for the person above, you can join in if she lets you

You keep changing your mind

I abstain from sinning

Your too busy massaging me "

I'm too old for a sexy young lady

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm having a shower with swarfega

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"I'm having a shower with swarfega"

You say too many words that are hard to pronounce

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By *ike_looking_forMan
3 days ago

Cumbria


"I'm having a shower with swarfega

You say too many words that are hard to pronounce "

I've got to be up early in the morning

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣

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By *heVikingJarlMan
3 days ago

behind you


"I'm having a shower with swarfega

You say too many words that are hard to pronounce "

but you abandoned me

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By *heVikingJarlMan
3 days ago

behind you


"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣"
ooooo look at you with the big words lol

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol "

He encourages that silly sod above him 🤣

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol "

I invent them just for fab 🤣🤣

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
3 days ago

Next Door


"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol

He encourages that silly sod above him 🤣"

Im worried I might get squashed in those thighs

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By *heVikingJarlMan
3 days ago

behind you


"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol

He encourages that silly sod above him 🤣"

me never

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By *winckle toesMan
3 days ago

norwich

I’m in why not

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol

He encourages that silly sod above him 🤣

Im worried I might get squashed in those thighs "

You'd die happy tho 😜😜

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By *aftarse59Man
3 days ago

workington

My cock fell off

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By *armite 500Man
3 days ago

Darlington


"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol

He encourages that silly sod above him 🤣

Im worried I might get squashed in those thighs "

I thought you were going to bed 🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 days ago

Up North


"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol

He encourages that silly sod above him 🤣

Im worried I might get squashed in those thighs "

I’d be too envious of those pins 😍

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I’m in why not "

In what? The shit? 🤣🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol

He encourages that silly sod above him 🤣

Im worried I might get squashed in those thighs

I thought you were going to bed 🤦🏻‍♂️"

Im a tit 🤷‍♀️🤣

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By *heVikingJarlMan
3 days ago

behind you


"I’m in why not

In what? The shit? 🤣🤣🤣"

give him a big word

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By *heVikingJarlMan
3 days ago

behind you


"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol

He encourages that silly sod above him 🤣

Im worried I might get squashed in those thighs

I thought you were going to bed 🤦🏻‍♂️

Im a tit 🤷‍♀️🤣"

she's frightened to go to bed

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I’m in why not

In what? The shit? 🤣🤣🤣give him a big word "

I'm not overly tempted quite frankly 🤣🤣

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol

He encourages that silly sod above him 🤣

Im worried I might get squashed in those thighs

I thought you were going to bed 🤦🏻‍♂️

Im a tit 🤷‍♀️🤣 she's frightened to go to bed "

She's waiting for me to warm bed up for her 😜😜

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol

He encourages that silly sod above him 🤣

Im worried I might get squashed in those thighs

I thought you were going to bed 🤦🏻‍♂️

Im a tit 🤷‍♀️🤣 she's frightened to go to bed

She's waiting for me to warm bed up for her 😜😜"

Damn ive had the electric blanket on

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I cupped a fart and put it under her pillow 🤣🤣

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By *heVikingJarlMan
3 days ago

behind you


"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol

He encourages that silly sod above him 🤣

Im worried I might get squashed in those thighs

I thought you were going to bed 🤦🏻‍♂️

Im a tit 🤷‍♀️🤣 she's frightened to go to bed

She's waiting for me to warm bed up for her 😜😜

Damn ive had the electric blanket on "

oh no that's what happend when you get the chills

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"I cupped a fart and put it under her pillow 🤣🤣"

Your a sick sick man

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I cupped a fart and put it under her pillow 🤣🤣

Your a sick sick man"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *infullyObedientWoman
3 days ago

Woodley


"I cupped a fart and put it under her pillow 🤣🤣

Your a sick sick man

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

You're too busy catching farts

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By *alentedfMan
3 days ago

Near Newbury

But I don't know whether to start at the front or the back

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"But I don't know whether to start at the front or the back "

Hes too busy deciding

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By *heVikingJarlMan
3 days ago

behind you

My mum says no

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"But I don't know whether to start at the front or the back

Hes too busy deciding"

I'm not..here chickie chickie 😜😜

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 days ago

Up North


"But I don't know whether to start at the front or the back

Hes too busy deciding

I'm not..here chickie chickie 😜😜"

Therapy is expensive

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I wouldn't dare expect you to pay for my therapy 😜😜

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By *utofthebluexxxWoman
3 days ago

London


"I wouldn't dare expect you to pay for my therapy 😜😜"

You are not paying mine either

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By *ulldog_71Man
3 days ago

Sedgefield


"I wouldn't dare expect you to pay for my therapy 😜😜

You are not paying mine either "

I wouldn't know when to stop

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Group rates are cheaper

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"Group rates are cheaper "

He likes groups

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Group rates are cheaper

He likes groups "

Says the spice girl fan 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"Group rates are cheaper

He likes groups

Says the spice girl fan 🤣🤣"

Dont bring the trauma up again please

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Group rates are cheaper

He likes groups

Says the spice girl fan 🤣🤣

Dont bring the trauma up again please"

Tell me what you want what you really really want......

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton


"Group rates are cheaper

He likes groups

Says the spice girl fan 🤣🤣

Dont bring the trauma up again please

Tell me what you want what you really really want......"

You to stop

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By *ressF4FunMan
3 days ago

Near Naas

I’m lost

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Group rates are cheaper

He likes groups

Says the spice girl fan 🤣🤣

Dont bring the trauma up again please

Tell me what you want what you really really want......

You to stop "

I was being all romantic singing to you too 😭😭

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I’m lost "

"Alexa" "can you give him directions to whereever he's trying to get to"

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
2 days ago

Next Door


"I’m lost

"Alexa" "can you give him directions to whereever he's trying to get to""

I can't play twister as I've got a bad hip

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By *NormalMan01Man
2 days ago

Harrogate


"I’m lost

"Alexa" "can you give him directions to whereever he's trying to get to"

I can't play twister as I've got a bad hip"

I’m tangled in your long legs..

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"I’m lost

"Alexa" "can you give him directions to whereever he's trying to get to"

I can't play twister as I've got a bad hip

I’m tangled in your long legs.. "

The towels stuck

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By *oodmessMan
2 days ago

yumsville


"I’m lost

"Alexa" "can you give him directions to whereever he's trying to get to"

I can't play twister as I've got a bad hip"

I am hearing thudding around Next door, as if they have a peg leg.

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By *penminded7Man
2 days ago

Ebbw Vale

I'd cum too quick in you

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By *utlongjohnMan
2 days ago

close

I dont like cum

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By *oodmessMan
2 days ago

yumsville


"I'd cum too quick in you"

So as people are on the same page, I am completely honest from the outset. I am vegan and tell people I am vegan, repeatedly.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
2 days ago

Next Door


"I'd cum too quick in you"

Its didn't last long last time so not bothering again

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
2 days ago

the moon

It would be until the next morning 😏

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By *NormalMan01Man
2 days ago

Harrogate


"It would be until the next morning 😏"

I’m just not that kinda guy.

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By *oodmessMan
2 days ago

yumsville


"It would be until the next morning 😏

I’m just not that kinda guy. "

I am kind, just not that kind.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"It would be until the next morning 😏

I’m just not that kinda guy.

I am kind, just not that kind. "

Hes not that kind

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By *NormalMan01Man
2 days ago

Harrogate


"It would be until the next morning 😏

I’m just not that kinda guy.

I am kind, just not that kind.

Hes not that kind "

The dog needs walking.

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By *oodmessMan
2 days ago

yumsville


"It would be until the next morning 😏

I’m just not that kinda guy.

I am kind, just not that kind.

Hes not that kind "

Queuing is not my forte

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"It would be until the next morning 😏

I’m just not that kinda guy.

I am kind, just not that kind.

Hes not that kind

Queuing is not my forte"

Hes a quitter

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
2 days ago

honeysuckle lane

We both straight

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By *ustus5555Woman
2 days ago

Mansfield

There both straight 🤷

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
2 days ago

Edinburgh


"We both straight "

I'm caged up and can only use my mouth and tongue

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By *asha86Couple
2 days ago

walsall

"Im tired"

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"We both straight

I'm caged up and can only use my mouth and tongue"

Hes caged up

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By *armite 500Man
2 days ago

Darlington


"We both straight

I'm caged up and can only use my mouth and tongue

Hes caged up "

The dog needs walking

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"We both straight

I'm caged up and can only use my mouth and tongue

Hes caged up

The dog needs walking "

His dogs selfish

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By *heVikingJarlMan
2 days ago

behind you


"We both straight

I'm caged up and can only use my mouth and tongue

Hes caged up

The dog needs walking

His dogs selfish "

my cat doesn't like the dog

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
2 days ago

Edinburgh


"We both straight

I'm caged up and can only use my mouth and tongue

Hes caged up

The dog needs walking

His dogs selfish my cat doesn't like the dog "

I appear to be the dog here

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By *utlongjohnMan
2 days ago

close

Id be too busy trying the lingerie on

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By *carlettsWoman
2 days ago

Harpenden


"Id be too busy trying the lingerie on "

You left pubes in the sink

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By *illyboy12345Man
2 days ago

Brighton


"Id be too busy trying the lingerie on

You left pubes in the sink"

You complained about pubes in your sink

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By *fffunCouple
2 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

You wouldn't like my feet

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By *illyboy12345Man
2 days ago

Brighton


"You wouldn't like my feet"

I’m sure we could test that theory lol

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By *r Black 85Man
2 days ago

nottingham

I'm looking after a gorilla😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton

[Removed by poster at 05/06/25 12:31:08]

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"I'm looking after a gorilla😎😎😎😎😎"

I couldnt handle a gorilla

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By *ewcdplymouthTV/TS
2 days ago

plymouth


"I'm looking after a gorilla😎😎😎😎😎

I couldnt handle a gorilla "

But nothing 😍🥵 xxx

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By *fffunCouple
2 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

Too busy eating a lolly

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By *illyboy12345Man
2 days ago

Brighton


"Too busy eating a lolly"

I won’t like your feet apparently

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By *trongbobMan
2 days ago

rochester

i'm locked in my cage

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By *AT4funMan
2 days ago

Milton Keynes

Who has put you in your cage and what is she up to while your locked in there?

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By *ustus5555Woman
2 days ago

Mansfield

I hate golf

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"I hate golf "

Your too fit for me

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By *utlongjohnMan
2 days ago

close


"I hate golf

Your too fit for me "

Im not your type

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By *antasticMrsFoxMan
2 days ago

Exeter

But I've got some ikea furniture to assemble

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By *ustus5555Woman
2 days ago

Mansfield


"I hate golf "

Can't be, I run like phoebe from friends

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By *rLipMan
2 days ago

Wrexham


"But I've got some ikea furniture to assemble "

I don't do flat pack

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By *fffunCouple
2 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

Ur butt looks better that mine

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By *NormalMan01Man
2 days ago

Harrogate


"Ur butt looks better that mine "

I’m just the other side of London.

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By *orthernRockerMan
2 days ago

Bag End..


"Ur butt looks better that mine "

You would definitely turn me down

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By *orthernRockerMan
2 days ago

Bag End..


"Ur butt looks better that mine

I’m just the other side of London. "

Lol double posted after yours...

I have never had cock

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"Ur butt looks better that mine

I’m just the other side of London.

Lol double posted after yours...

I have never had cock"

Your off your rocker

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By *isterBlondMan
2 days ago

weston


"Ur butt looks better that mine

I’m just the other side of London.

Lol double posted after yours...

I have never had cock

Your off your rocker "

Can’t have you limping 200 miles home

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"Ur butt looks better that mine

I’m just the other side of London.

Lol double posted after yours...

I have never had cock

Your off your rocker

Can’t have you limping 200 miles home"

Cant handle that long plank

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By *j1981Man
2 days ago

cork

I could possibly only do u reverse cowgirl

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By *ustus5555Woman
2 days ago

Mansfield

Your to busy else where

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