FabSwingers.com forum: Annoying statuses /profiles

By *n_thy_knees OP Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich

List the statuses that give you the ick,

Mine:

1. "My support pass has run out. Anyone want to send me a code?" - someone with a paper round could afford it. Don't be so tight!

2. "I'm back!! Miss me?!" - No. No I didn't. Yes, really.

3. Grammar, spelling and punctuation of an 8 year old. - Do better, please.

4. Trout pouts. I genuinely don't know what that expression is. And It just looks weird.

5. Profiles that read like you're interviewing for a job at Mi5. What do want, family/previous employer references?? It's supposed to be fun here, right?!

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By *J coupleCouple
2 weeks ago

stone

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By *apperleymanMan
2 weeks ago

Leicester

6. ‘Will fill in later’ - profile is over a year old.. 🤦‍♂️

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By *iscotti32Woman
2 weeks ago

gateshead

My own status's give me the ick. Usually some rambling nonsense or confusing underlying message 🤣

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By *n_thy_knees OP Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich

"6. ‘Will fill in later’ - profile is over a year old.. 🤦‍♂️

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By *n_thy_knees OP Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich

A couple of others:

Facebook-esque profile statuses. Lively as I'm sure it is, I honestly don't care what you're having for dinner.

Song lyrics that have absolutely no context here. You're clearly d*unk and dancing around your kitchen...alone.

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By *n_thy_knees OP Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich

*lovely*

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By *oneyBee200Woman
2 weeks ago

Kent

"6. ‘Will fill in later’ - profile is over a year old.. 🤦‍♂️

Absolutely this

Also the newest pics are 6+ years old 🙄

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
2 weeks ago

Dudley...kinda

"we are all here for the same thing"

No, we absolutely are not all here for the same thing.

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By *JB1954Man
2 weeks ago

Reading

In looking for . Gives age males , females couples etc which ok. Then in bio will not males . Total contradiction. ?

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By *IG G77Man
2 weeks ago

GATLEY

Plenty with people sending links in other places to chat but wont on the site here

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By *issmorganWoman
2 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

My balls need emptying or who wants my load type ones 🤢.

Any that mention snow or similar.

Ones who constantly moan about how nobody meets so they're leaving fab, but never do.

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By *apperleymanMan
2 weeks ago

Leicester

"My balls need emptying or who wants my load type ones 🤢.

Any that mention snow or similar.

Ones who constantly moan about how nobody meets so they're leaving fab, but never do. "

Oh I love those.. “I’m leaving” “this site is crap” etc etc then posting a day later.. 😂😂

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By *apperleymanMan
2 weeks ago

Leicester

7. “Bored”

I mean that’s attractive eh??! 😂

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By *iamond couple twoCouple
2 weeks ago

Wakefield

Do you do anal on first meet. Ughh

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

‘Need my balls drained’

‘wouldn’t mind a nice pussy to lick’

Or variations of those.

Comes over like an incel living with his mum.

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By *ndymac888Man
2 weeks ago

Dumbarton

This or that “to the front”

Just ewww, pleeeeease more attention 😂😂

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By *ackformore100Man
2 weeks ago

Tin town

"List the statuses that give you the ick,

Mine:

1. "My support pass has run out. Anyone want to send me a code?" - someone with a paper round could afford it. Don't be so tight!

2. "I'm back!! Miss me?!" - No. No I didn't. Yes, really.

3. Grammar, spelling and punctuation of an 8 year old. - Do better, please.

4. Trout pouts. I genuinely don't know what that expression is. And It just looks weird.

5. Profiles that read like you're interviewing for a job at Mi5. What do want, family/previous employer references?? It's supposed to be fun here, right?!"

The irony of bullet 5 is not lost

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By *ackformore100Man
2 weeks ago

Tin town

"‘Need my balls drained’

‘wouldn’t mind a nice pussy to lick’

Or variations of those.

Comes over like an incel living with his mum. "

Ball draining sounds a bit like a medical procedure to address a hydrocele. Images of an 8 inch needle and syringe.. Which might actuary be just the thing they need.?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"‘Need my balls drained’

‘wouldn’t mind a nice pussy to lick’

Or variations of those.

Comes over like an incel living with his mum.

Ball draining sounds a bit like a medical procedure to address a hydrocele. Images of an 8 inch needle and syringe.. Which might actuary be just the thing they need.? "

If anyone actually did offer to drain their balls I doubt they’d leave the Xbox anyway.

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By *ere for you11Man
2 weeks ago

consett

profiles that read like war and peace

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By *izeableGentlemanMan
2 weeks ago

Horwich

Profiles with pre answered questions.

Guys don't ask me how I am. I'm fine. Dont ask me how my day has been. It's been great. Get creative"

I will get creative after i've used basic manners to enquire about your wellbeing because im nice, you knobhead.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Status about "Mother Nature" and how she's shows up at the most inconvenient of times! 🤢

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
2 weeks ago

Between Sudbury and Haverhill

Meet now I’m horni

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By *olo180Man
2 weeks ago

West London

"Profiles with pre answered questions.

Guys don't ask me how I am. I'm fine. Dont ask me how my day has been. It's been great. Get creative"

I will get creative after i've used basic manners to enquire about your wellbeing because im nice, you knobhead.

Yes!!

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By *exyScientistsCouple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

When it just says

"Looking for fun"

No really? I'm looking for really hard work

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By *olo180Man
2 weeks ago

West London

Also

Can’t Accommodate, Can’t travel… so how do u meet?

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
2 weeks ago

Dudley...kinda

"Also

Can’t Accommodate, Can’t travel… so how do u meet? "

Thats usually a signal for only meeting at clubs or they are here for camming/look at the pics and vids.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"Profiles with pre answered questions.

Guys don't ask me how I am. I'm fine. Dont ask me how my day has been. It's been great. Get creative"

I will get creative after i've used basic manners to enquire about your wellbeing because im nice, you knobhead.

Tbh the don’t ask me how I am status is just arrogant.

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By *luebell888Woman
2 weeks ago

Glasgowish

People saying they are leaving fab but never leave.

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By *tr8MrEMan
2 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"People saying they are leaving fab but never leave."

They live in hope of you Bluebells 😉😉

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By *i_alternative_coupleCouple
2 weeks ago

cradley

Any ridiculous Marilyn Monroe quote like 'if to can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best' which translates to I'm a fucking basket case

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By *n_thy_knees OP Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich

"My balls need emptying or who wants my load type ones 🤢.

Any that mention snow or similar.

Ones who constantly moan about how nobody meets so they're leaving fab, but never do.

Oh I love those.. “I’m leaving” “this site is crap” etc etc then posting a day later.. 😂😂"

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