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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Version 11.3546

Be original

Be inventive

Be funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Version 11.3546

Be original

Be inventive

Be funny"

Im giving you tough love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Version 11.3546

Be original

Be inventive

Be funny

Im giving you tough love "

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *atchus2024Couple
over a year ago

Northants

Don’t have a cock!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm too busy watching

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By *hriss920Man
over a year ago

Watford

I'm straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell in the sea behind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell in the sea behind you "

Im the otherside of the sea 😉

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By *hriss920Man
over a year ago

Watford

"I fell in the sea behind you

Im the otherside of the sea 😉"

I'm the best swimmer lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fell in the sea behind you

Im the otherside of the sea 😉

I'm the best swimmer lol

I'm currently using my scuba equipment in said sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell in the sea behind you

Im the otherside of the sea 😉

I'm the best swimmer lol

I'm currently using my scuba equipment in said sea"

I am playing tiddlywinks

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

I just cum in the mother in laws tea she said it wasn’t milky enough

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I fell in the sea behind you

Im the otherside of the sea 😉

I'm the best swimmer lol

I'm currently using my scuba equipment in said sea

I am playing tiddlywinks"

I don't like tiddly winkies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fell in the sea behind you

Im the otherside of the sea 😉

I'm the best swimmer lol

I'm currently using my scuba equipment in said sea

I am playing tiddlywinks

I don't like tiddly winkies"

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell in the sea behind you

Im the otherside of the sea 😉

I'm the best swimmer lol

I'm currently using my scuba equipment in said sea

I am playing tiddlywinks

I don't like tiddly winkies

🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Im playing with my marbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell in the sea behind you

Im the otherside of the sea 😉

I'm the best swimmer lol

I'm currently using my scuba equipment in said sea

I am playing tiddlywinks

I don't like tiddly winkies

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Im playing with my marbles "

Thought they'd gone a while ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell in the sea behind you

Im the otherside of the sea 😉

I'm the best swimmer lol

I'm currently using my scuba equipment in said sea

I am playing tiddlywinks

I don't like tiddly winkies

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Im playing with my marbles

Thought they'd gone a while ago "

He cant read a thread properly 🤣🤣

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Her thighs would crush me 😳

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her thighs would crush me 😳"

I wouldnt want to hurt him ☺️

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm allergic to beans.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Too bad for me.

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By *ir tootMan
over a year ago

Burton

"Too bad for me."

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I wouldn’t want to ruin my streak of having amazing sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would fuck you but pitty straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too far away

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By *rcraigMan
over a year ago

alfreton

"Too far away"

It might not fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too far away

It might not fit "

I’m descaling my kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too far away

It might not fit

I’m descaling my kettle "

Were both too busy perving 👅

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too far away

It might not fit

I’m descaling my kettle "

She is descaling her kettle

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Too far away

It might not fit

I’m descaling my kettle

Were both too busy perving 👅"

I'm waiting for my cupmof tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too far away

It might not fit

I’m descaling my kettle

Were both too busy perving 👅

I'm waiting for my cupmof tea."

No excuse - I would..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too far away

It might not fit

I’m descaling my kettle

Were both too busy perving 👅

I'm waiting for my cupmof tea.

No excuse - I would.."

Hes busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to perv at all these nice cocks

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By *hriss920Man
over a year ago

Watford

"Too far away

It might not fit

I’m descaling my kettle

Were both too busy perving 👅

I'm waiting for my cupmof tea.

No excuse - I would..

Hes busy "

So busy admiring her beauty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell in the sea behind you

Im the otherside of the sea 😉

I'm the best swimmer lol

I'm currently using my scuba equipment in said sea

I am playing tiddlywinks

I don't like tiddly winkies

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Im playing with my marbles

Thought they'd gone a while ago

He cant read a thread properly 🤣🤣"

All I'm reading is you like tiddlying winkles....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen lots of nice cocks going to bed now wife waiting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell in the sea behind you

Im the otherside of the sea 😉

I'm the best swimmer lol

I'm currently using my scuba equipment in said sea

I am playing tiddlywinks

I don't like tiddly winkies

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Im playing with my marbles

Thought they'd gone a while ago

He cant read a thread properly 🤣🤣

All I'm reading is you like tiddlying winkles.... "

That wasnt me 🤣🤣 i prefer supersize dominoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell in the sea behind you

Im the otherside of the sea 😉

I'm the best swimmer lol

I'm currently using my scuba equipment in said sea

I am playing tiddlywinks

I don't like tiddly winkies

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Im playing with my marbles

Thought they'd gone a while ago

He cant read a thread properly 🤣🤣

All I'm reading is you like tiddlying winkles....

That wasnt me 🤣🤣 i prefer supersize dominoes "

Only so you can play with the old boys down the working mens club or do you mean the pizzas? 🤣😜

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am reading the paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am reading the paper"

Only joined 5 months ago, preference is longer and verifications

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Only joined 6 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had a shower😎😎😎😎😎

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only joined 6 weeks ago

Lol the ironey is real 🤣 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re in London!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still on my period 😊

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm having my nails painted by a d*unk homeless guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having my nails painted by a d*unk homeless guy"

We don't like the colour you chose for your nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having my nails painted by a d*unk homeless guy

We don't like the colour you chose for your nails"

I prefer you not wearing the shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having my nails painted by a d*unk homeless guy

We don't like the colour you chose for your nails

I prefer you not wearing the shirt "

Id prefer you in white not grey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm having my nails painted by a d*unk homeless guy

We don't like the colour you chose for your nails

I prefer you not wearing the shirt

Id prefer you in white not grey "

I feel your heart isn't in it 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having my nails painted by a d*unk homeless guy

We don't like the colour you chose for your nails

I prefer you not wearing the shirt

Id prefer you in white not grey

I feel your heart isn't in it 🤣"

You’ve got a hairy arse

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By *poolGuyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm washing my beard that night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm washing my beard that night."

Hes washing his beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm washing my beard that night.

Hes washing his beard "

Don't know my way to Stockton

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm.teabaggimg my testicles in blue rinse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm.teabaggimg my testicles in blue rinse"

Hes completing some weird ritual

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm.teabaggimg my testicles in blue rinse

Hes completing some weird ritual"

It's so when I do a handstand I can look like Roland Rat 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer Gordon the Gopher

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer Gordon the Gopher"

So did Phillip Schofield 🤣🤣🤣

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm only here doing research for Sydney University ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm only here doing research for Sydney University ...

Deletes account!! 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm only here doing research for Sydney University ...

Deletes account!! 🤣🤣"

Hes deleted his account

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm only here doing research for Sydney University ...

Deletes account!! 🤣🤣

Hes deleted his account "

I got tired waiting all night for your phone call so zzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just remembered—I promised my bed we’d spend more quality time together and honestly, it’s the healthiest relationship I’ve ever had.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was involved in an RTA involving 2 animals of every kind...stuck for hours, told work the following day and all they replied was "Noah Way" 🤣🤣

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

I’m giving my Maine coone corn rows

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By *ustus5555Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm honestly having my hair done. 🤣🤣

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By *mithy321123Man
over a year ago

york

But you’d have to wear one of your sexy outfits !

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By *ick1111Man
over a year ago

Near Spalding

I’m fucking your sister right now

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Nearby

"I’m fucking your sister right now"

I've caught my penis in my flies and my eyes are watering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m fucking your sister right now

I've caught my penis in my flies and my eyes are watering "

Those penis eyes are scaring me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m fucking your sister right now

I've caught my penis in my flies and my eyes are watering

Those penis eyes are scaring me "

Hes looking at the penis eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's too windy outside 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

I've got the painters in.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Nearby

"It's too windy outside 😎😎😎😎😎"

His profile gives too much away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got a tight bum hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm stuck in the fleshlight

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By *j1981Man
over a year ago

cork

I cant get it up for u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the blonde in your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer the blonde in your pics"

Your busy with your hand

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By *uckurcumMan
over a year ago

Bishop Auckland

I've lost my points card !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be so good you would never let me stop 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be so good you would never let me stop 😂"

I wouldnt want to drain him 👅

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That heart on your face would be off putting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not hot enough😎😎😎😎😎

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve hidden your profile

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By *j1981Man
over a year ago

cork

Your not my type

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Your ass looks strong enough to crack a coconut and I worry what would happen to me

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Your ass looks strong enough to crack a coconut and I worry what would happen to me "

He's catching his moving turtle 🐢

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your ass looks strong enough to crack a coconut and I worry what would happen to me

He's catching his moving turtle 🐢 "

I fear you’d injure me with your stilettos

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By *ustus5555Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Busy looking for a mojo

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By *ittle_SecretsWoman
over a year ago

worthing

"Busy looking for a mojo "

Bit far away…

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By *ustus5555Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Busy looking for a mojo

Bit far away…"

I need untying 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Busy looking for a mojo

Bit far away…

I need untying 1st"

I’m too busy looking for your mojo

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By *olvoGentMan
over a year ago

Purgatory

.. you made me softer than a cucumber I forgot I brought 3 months ago

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By *ustus5555Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm off to the pub soon. Its Friday 🥳🥳

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By *DHDLevelOfPassionMan
over a year ago

London

I'm currently fucking your sister 🙊

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm currently fucking your sister 🙊"

Hes fucking her sister 🤷‍♀️

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm currently fucking your sister 🙊

Hes fucking her sister 🤷‍♀️"

I'm afraid I won't live up to your expectations

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By *ustus5555Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Durham is to far away

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

My goldfish has a dentist appointment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm locked in a walk in freezer and my willy has shrivelled up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My goldfish has a dentist appointment

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I wouldn’t get my pants off in time

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By *armite 500Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"My goldfish has a dentist appointment

I wouldn’t get my pants off in time

I’m washing my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My goldfish has a dentist appointment

I wouldn’t get my pants off in time

I’m washing my hair "

I’m going to the pub

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

I've just run a bath, and there's only room for me and my duckies

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By *oodo69Man
over a year ago

London (visiting frequently)

The damn whiskey limp xx

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"I've just run a bath, and there's only room for me and my duckies"

I've always preferred Rachel (so not true!!)

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By *ango and gashCouple
over a year ago

bilston

There's a beer on the bar and it's got my name written all over it ,maybe later ,

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"I've just run a bath, and there's only room for me and my duckies

I've always preferred Rachel (so not true!!)"

A braless Rachel in a chilly room would take some beating!

But I reckon Monica was the dirtiest, even though Phoebe talked a good game.

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By *DHDLevelOfPassionMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm currently fucking your sister 🙊

Hes fucking her sister 🤷‍♀️"

Haha sorry, what you got?? Busy at the bingo?? 🤣

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"I'm currently fucking your sister 🙊

Hes fucking her sister 🤷‍♀️

Haha sorry, what you got?? Busy at the bingo?? 🤣"

Cause baby is in the corner 🤷‍♀️

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By *DHDLevelOfPassionMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm currently fucking your sister 🙊

Hes fucking her sister 🤷‍♀️

Haha sorry, what you got?? Busy at the bingo?? 🤣

Cause baby is in the corner 🤷‍♀️"

Wait... is this a dirty dancing reference or is therr actually a baby on the corner!? 🤣

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By *armite 500Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"I'm currently fucking your sister 🙊

Hes fucking her sister 🤷‍♀️

Haha sorry, what you got?? Busy at the bingo?? 🤣

Cause baby is in the corner 🤷‍♀️

Wait... is this a dirty dancing reference or is therr actually a baby on the corner!? 🤣 "

Not the right sex

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By *infullyObedientWoman
over a year ago

Woodley

You won't travel down here 😝

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You won't travel down here 😝"

I’m out of excuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm currently fucking your sister 🙊

Hes fucking her sister 🤷‍♀️

Haha sorry, what you got?? Busy at the bingo?? 🤣

Cause baby is in the corner 🤷‍♀️

Wait... is this a dirty dancing reference or is therr actually a baby on the corner!? 🤣

Not the right sex "

Men are like marmite you either want them or you don't

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By *infullyObedientWoman
over a year ago

Woodley

You're far too young!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're far too young! "

You’d turn me down 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're far too young!

You’d turn me down 🤣"

Your too busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're far too young!

You’d turn me down 🤣

Your too busy "

You’d be surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're far too young!

You’d turn me down 🤣

Your too busy "

We both like dick too much 😂

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By *8warrenMan
over a year ago

"You're far too young!

You’d turn me down 🤣

Your too busy "

I wouldn’t be good enough for you

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By *armite 500Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"You're far too young!

You’d turn me down 🤣

Your too busy "

You’d refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're far too young!

You’d turn me down 🤣

Your too busy

We both like dick too much 😂"

You’re flirting with her not me 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're far too young!

You’d turn me down 🤣

Your too busy

You’d refuse "

Your not my friend 🤣🙊

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're far too young!

You’d turn me down 🤣

Your too busy

We both like dick too much 😂

You’re flirting with her not me 🤣"

I flirt with you too much 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're far too young!

You’d turn me down 🤣

Your too busy

We both like dick too much 😂

You’re flirting with her not me 🤣

I flirt with you too much 😂"

You’re flirting should share the attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're far too young!

You’d turn me down 🤣

Your too busy

We both like dick too much 😂

You’re flirting with her not me 🤣

I flirt with you too much 😂

You’re flirting should share the attention "

Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're far too young!

You’d turn me down 🤣

Your too busy

We both like dick too much 😂

You’re flirting with her not me 🤣

I flirt with you too much 😂

You’re flirting should share the attention

Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣"

You two are out of my league

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
over a year ago

Your to do list

"You're far too young!

You’d turn me down 🤣

Your too busy

We both like dick too much 😂

You’re flirting with her not me 🤣

I flirt with you too much 😂

You’re flirting should share the attention

Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣

You two are out of my league "

I'm washing my hair

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By *armite 500Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"You're far too young!

You’d turn me down 🤣

Your too busy

We both like dick too much 😂

You’re flirting with her not me 🤣

I flirt with you too much 😂

You’re flirting should share the attention

Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣

You two are out of my league

I'm washing my hair"

There to busy washing there hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're far too young!

You’d turn me down 🤣

Your too busy

We both like dick too much 😂

You’re flirting with her not me 🤣

I flirt with you too much 😂

You’re flirting should share the attention

Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣

You two are out of my league

I'm washing my hair

There to busy washing there hair "

Urgh marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're far too young!

You’d turn me down 🤣

Your too busy

We both like dick too much 😂

You’re flirting with her not me 🤣

I flirt with you too much 😂

You’re flirting should share the attention

Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣

You two are out of my league

I'm washing my hair

There to busy washing there hair

Urgh marmite "

You’re one of those that hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're far too young!

You’d turn me down 🤣

Your too busy

We both like dick too much 😂

You’re flirting with her not me 🤣

I flirt with you too much 😂

You’re flirting should share the attention

Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣

You two are out of my league

I'm washing my hair

There to busy washing there hair

Urgh marmite

You’re one of those that hate it "

Your one of those that likes it

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
over a year ago

Your to do list

"You're far too young!

You’d turn me down 🤣

Your too busy

We both like dick too much 😂

You’re flirting with her not me 🤣

I flirt with you too much 😂

You’re flirting should share the attention

Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣

You two are out of my league

I'm washing my hair

There to busy washing there hair

Urgh marmite

You’re one of those that hate it "

Too busy drying my hair 😅

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're far too young!

You’d turn me down 🤣

Your too busy

We both like dick too much 😂

You’re flirting with her not me 🤣

I flirt with you too much 😂

You’re flirting should share the attention

Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣

You two are out of my league

I'm washing my hair

There to busy washing there hair

Urgh marmite

You’re one of those that hate it

Too busy drying my hair 😅"

I can’t stand the small of head & shoulders 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're far too young!

You’d turn me down 🤣

Your too busy

We both like dick too much 😂

You’re flirting with her not me 🤣

I flirt with you too much 😂

You’re flirting should share the attention

Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣

You two are out of my league

I'm washing my hair

There to busy washing there hair

Urgh marmite

You’re one of those that hate it

Too busy drying my hair 😅

I can’t stand the small of head & shoulders 🤣"

He cant spell smell 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're far too young!

You’d turn me down 🤣

Your too busy

We both like dick too much 😂

You’re flirting with her not me 🤣

I flirt with you too much 😂

You’re flirting should share the attention

Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣

You two are out of my league

I'm washing my hair

There to busy washing there hair

Urgh marmite

You’re one of those that hate it

Too busy drying my hair 😅

I can’t stand the small of head & shoulders 🤣

He cant spell smell 🤣"

She outsmarted me

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By *ustus5555Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I can't be arsed to read the above 🤷

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be arsed to read the above 🤷"

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be arsed to read the above 🤷

I agree"

I’m about to get into the hot tub

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By *erbysGentMan
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Version 11.3546

Be original

Be inventive

Be funny"

Because my code has been causing trouble for hours but finally worked. 5 minutes later has failed to debug yet again and I've not changed a single thing and it's driving me nuts!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be arsed to read the above 🤷

I agree

I’m about to get into the hot tub "

I wasn’t invited

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By *infullyObedientWoman
over a year ago

Woodley

Neither was i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither was i "

I’m booking our own hot tub

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By *infullyObedientWoman
over a year ago

Woodley

Im waiting for my invite 😝

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im waiting for my invite 😝"

I already said you’re on the guest list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im waiting for my invite 😝

I already said you’re on the guest list "

You’d just want more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im waiting for my invite 😝

I already said you’re on the guest list

You’d just want more "

I couldn’t keep up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im waiting for my invite 😝

I already said you’re on the guest list

You’d just want more

I couldn’t keep up"

I don’t like a quitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im waiting for my invite 😝

I already said you’re on the guest list

You’d just want more

I couldn’t keep up

I don’t like a quitter

The queues too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im waiting for my invite 😝

I already said you’re on the guest list

You’d just want more

I couldn’t keep up

I don’t like a quitter

The queues too long "

Too busy telling you two just get it on 🔥

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im waiting for my invite 😝

I already said you’re on the guest list

You’d just want more

I couldn’t keep up

I don’t like a quitter

The queues too long

Too busy telling you two just get it on 🔥"

She doesn’t listen 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im waiting for my invite 😝

I already said you’re on the guest list

You’d just want more

I couldn’t keep up

I don’t like a quitter

The queues too long

Too busy telling you two just get it on 🔥

She doesn’t listen 🤣"

I’m busy trying to make arrangements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im waiting for my invite 😝

I already said you’re on the guest list

You’d just want more

I couldn’t keep up

I don’t like a quitter

The queues too long

Too busy telling you two just get it on 🔥

She doesn’t listen 🤣

I’m busy trying to make arrangements

Someone got there first 😔

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By *armite 500Man
over a year ago

Darlington

Your the wrong sex for me and your obviously far to busy on the forums 🤣

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
over a year ago

Your to do list

"Your the wrong sex for me and your obviously far to busy on the forums 🤣"

But I don't like marmite 🤦‍♀️

Tink ☺️

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By *arried West End CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Your the wrong sex for me and your obviously far to busy on the forums 🤣

But I don't like marmite 🤦‍♀️

Tink ☺️ "

Need to leave it to Peter Pan x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your the wrong sex for me and your obviously far to busy on the forums 🤣

But I don't like marmite 🤦‍♀️

Tink ☺️ "

I’m washing my hair 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Version 11.3546

Be original

Be inventive

Be funny"

…you can’t spell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Version 11.3546

Be original

Be inventive

Be funny

…you can’t spell."

Your too busy spellchecking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Version 11.3546

Be original

Be inventive

Be funny

…you can’t spell."

I’m in a filthy mood and I’m not sure you could handle it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Version 11.3546

Be original

Be inventive

Be funny

…you can’t spell.

I’m in a filthy mood and I’m not sure you could handle it

You’d eat me for breakfast

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By *hat.coupleCouple
over a year ago

Kent

I'm too busy on the forums

Mrs x

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
over a year ago

Your to do list

"I'm too busy on the forums

Mrs x"

But you are just a shadow

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By *hat.coupleCouple
over a year ago

Kent

"I'm too busy on the forums

Mrs x"

How weird! I didn't set it to that!

Mrs x

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By *hat.coupleCouple
over a year ago

Kent

"I'm too busy on the forums

Mrs x

How weird! I didn't set it to that!

Mrs x"

Looks like my profile pic got rejected. Hold tight x

Mrs x

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By *r K and Mrs LCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"I'm too busy on the forums

Mrs x

How weird! I didn't set it to that!

Mrs x

Looks like my profile pic got rejected. Hold tight x

Mrs x"
your not looking for mf couples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too busy on the forums

Mrs x

How weird! I didn't set it to that!

Mrs x

Looks like my profile pic got rejected. Hold tight x

Mrs x your not looking for mf couples "

I ran out of condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too busy on the forums

Mrs x

How weird! I didn't set it to that!

Mrs x

You've buttery noggins.

Looks like my profile pic got rejected. Hold tight x

Mrs x your not looking for mf couples "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forums closed

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By *infullyObedientWoman
over a year ago

Woodley

Your smile is crooked

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