Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to Swingers Chat |
| Jump to newest |  |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Version 11.3546 Be original Be inventive Be funny" Im giving you tough love | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Version 11.3546 Be original Be inventive Be funny Im giving you tough love " 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I fell in the sea behind you " Im the otherside of the sea 😉 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I fell in the sea behind you Im the otherside of the sea 😉" I'm the best swimmer lol | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I fell in the sea behind you Im the otherside of the sea 😉 I'm the best swimmer lol "I'm currently using my scuba equipment in said sea | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I fell in the sea behind you Im the otherside of the sea 😉 I'm the best swimmer lol
I'm currently using my scuba equipment in said sea"I am playing tiddlywinks | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I fell in the sea behind you Im the otherside of the sea 😉 I'm the best swimmer lol
I'm currently using my scuba equipment in said sea
I am playing tiddlywinks"I don't like tiddly winkies | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I fell in the sea behind you Im the otherside of the sea 😉 I'm the best swimmer lol
I'm currently using my scuba equipment in said sea
I am playing tiddlywinks
I don't like tiddly winkies"🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I fell in the sea behind you Im the otherside of the sea 😉 I'm the best swimmer lol
I'm currently using my scuba equipment in said sea
I am playing tiddlywinks
I don't like tiddly winkies
🤣🤣🤣🤣"Im playing with my marbles | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I fell in the sea behind you Im the otherside of the sea 😉 I'm the best swimmer lol
I'm currently using my scuba equipment in said sea
I am playing tiddlywinks
I don't like tiddly winkies
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im playing with my marbles "Thought they'd gone a while ago | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I fell in the sea behind you Im the otherside of the sea 😉 I'm the best swimmer lol
I'm currently using my scuba equipment in said sea
I am playing tiddlywinks
I don't like tiddly winkies
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im playing with my marbles
Thought they'd gone a while ago "He cant read a thread properly 🤣🤣 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Her thighs would crush me 😳" I wouldnt want to hurt him ☺️ | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Too bad for me." [REDACTED] | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Too far away" It might not fit | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Too far away It might not fit " I’m descaling my kettle | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| Reply privately |
"Too far away It might not fit I’m descaling my kettle " Were both too busy perving 👅 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Too far away It might not fit I’m descaling my kettle " She is descaling her kettle | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Too far away It might not fit I’m descaling my kettle Were both too busy perving 👅" I'm waiting for my cupmof tea. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Too far away It might not fit I’m descaling my kettle Were both too busy perving 👅 I'm waiting for my cupmof tea." No excuse - I would.. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Too far away It might not fit I’m descaling my kettle Were both too busy perving 👅 I'm waiting for my cupmof tea. No excuse - I would.." Hes busy | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Too far away It might not fit I’m descaling my kettle Were both too busy perving 👅 I'm waiting for my cupmof tea. No excuse - I would.. Hes busy " So busy admiring her beauty | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I fell in the sea behind you Im the otherside of the sea 😉 I'm the best swimmer lol
I'm currently using my scuba equipment in said sea
I am playing tiddlywinks
I don't like tiddly winkies
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im playing with my marbles
Thought they'd gone a while ago
He cant read a thread properly 🤣🤣"All I'm reading is you like tiddlying winkles.... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I fell in the sea behind you Im the otherside of the sea 😉 I'm the best swimmer lol
I'm currently using my scuba equipment in said sea
I am playing tiddlywinks
I don't like tiddly winkies
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im playing with my marbles
Thought they'd gone a while ago
He cant read a thread properly 🤣🤣
All I'm reading is you like tiddlying winkles.... "That wasnt me 🤣🤣 i prefer supersize dominoes | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I fell in the sea behind you Im the otherside of the sea 😉 I'm the best swimmer lol
I'm currently using my scuba equipment in said sea
I am playing tiddlywinks
I don't like tiddly winkies
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im playing with my marbles
Thought they'd gone a while ago
He cant read a thread properly 🤣🤣
All I'm reading is you like tiddlying winkles....
That wasnt me 🤣🤣 i prefer supersize dominoes "Only so you can play with the old boys down the working mens club or do you mean the pizzas? 🤣😜 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I am reading the paper" Only joined 5 months ago, preference is longer and verifications | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Only joined 6 weeks ago "Lol the ironey is real 🤣 😂 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm having my nails painted by a d*unk homeless guy" We don't like the colour you chose for your nails | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm having my nails painted by a d*unk homeless guy We don't like the colour you chose for your nails" I prefer you not wearing the shirt | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm having my nails painted by a d*unk homeless guy We don't like the colour you chose for your nails I prefer you not wearing the shirt " Id prefer you in white not grey | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm having my nails painted by a d*unk homeless guy We don't like the colour you chose for your nails I prefer you not wearing the shirt Id prefer you in white not grey " I feel your heart isn't in it 🤣 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm having my nails painted by a d*unk homeless guy We don't like the colour you chose for your nails I prefer you not wearing the shirt Id prefer you in white not grey I feel your heart isn't in it 🤣" You’ve got a hairy arse | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm washing my beard that night." Hes washing his beard | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm washing my beard that night. Hes washing his beard " Don't know my way to Stockton | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm.teabaggimg my testicles in blue rinse" Hes completing some weird ritual | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm.teabaggimg my testicles in blue rinse Hes completing some weird ritual" It's so when I do a handstand I can look like Roland Rat 🤣🤣 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I prefer Gordon the Gopher" So did Phillip Schofield 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm only here doing research for Sydney University ... "Deletes account!! 🤣🤣 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm only here doing research for Sydney University ...
Deletes account!! 🤣🤣"Hes deleted his account | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm only here doing research for Sydney University ...
Deletes account!! 🤣🤣
Hes deleted his account "I got tired waiting all night for your phone call so zzzzzzzzz | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I’m fucking your sister right now" I've caught my penis in my flies and my eyes are watering | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I’m fucking your sister right now I've caught my penis in my flies and my eyes are watering " Those penis eyes are scaring me | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I’m fucking your sister right now I've caught my penis in my flies and my eyes are watering Those penis eyes are scaring me " Hes looking at the penis eyes | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"It's too windy outside 😎😎😎😎😎" His profile gives too much away | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I prefer the blonde in your pics" Your busy with your hand | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"It would be so good you would never let me stop 😂" I wouldnt want to drain him 👅 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Your ass looks strong enough to crack a coconut and I worry what would happen to me " He's catching his moving turtle 🐢 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Your ass looks strong enough to crack a coconut and I worry what would happen to me He's catching his moving turtle 🐢 " I fear you’d injure me with your stilettos | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Busy looking for a mojo " Bit far away… | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Busy looking for a mojo Bit far away…" I need untying 1st | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Busy looking for a mojo Bit far away… I need untying 1st" I’m too busy looking for your mojo | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm currently fucking your sister 🙊" Hes fucking her sister 🤷♀️ | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm currently fucking your sister 🙊 Hes fucking her sister 🤷♀️" I'm afraid I won't live up to your expectations | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"My goldfish has a dentist appointment "I wouldn’t get my pants off in time | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"My goldfish has a dentist appointment I wouldn’t get my pants off in time "I’m washing my hair | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"My goldfish has a dentist appointment I wouldn’t get my pants off in time
I’m washing my hair "I’m going to the pub | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I've just run a bath, and there's only room for me and my duckies" I've always preferred Rachel (so not true!!) | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I've just run a bath, and there's only room for me and my duckies I've always preferred Rachel (so not true!!)" A braless Rachel in a chilly room would take some beating!
But I reckon Monica was the dirtiest, even though Phoebe talked a good game. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm currently fucking your sister 🙊 Hes fucking her sister 🤷♀️" Haha sorry, what you got?? Busy at the bingo?? 🤣 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm currently fucking your sister 🙊 Hes fucking her sister 🤷♀️ Haha sorry, what you got?? Busy at the bingo?? 🤣" Cause baby is in the corner 🤷♀️ | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm currently fucking your sister 🙊 Hes fucking her sister 🤷♀️ Haha sorry, what you got?? Busy at the bingo?? 🤣 Cause baby is in the corner 🤷♀️" Wait... is this a dirty dancing reference or is therr actually a baby on the corner!? 🤣 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm currently fucking your sister 🙊 Hes fucking her sister 🤷♀️ Haha sorry, what you got?? Busy at the bingo?? 🤣 Cause baby is in the corner 🤷♀️ Wait... is this a dirty dancing reference or is therr actually a baby on the corner!? 🤣 " Not the right sex | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"You won't travel down here 😝" I’m out of excuses | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm currently fucking your sister 🙊 Hes fucking her sister 🤷♀️ Haha sorry, what you got?? Busy at the bingo?? 🤣 Cause baby is in the corner 🤷♀️ Wait... is this a dirty dancing reference or is therr actually a baby on the corner!? 🤣 Not the right sex " Men are like marmite you either want them or you don't | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"You're far too young! " You’d turn me down 🤣 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣" Your too busy | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy " You’d be surprised | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy " We both like dick too much 😂 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy " I wouldn’t be good enough for you | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy " You’d refuse | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂" You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy You’d refuse " Your not my friend 🤣🙊 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣" I flirt with you too much 😂 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂" You’re flirting should share the attention | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂 You’re flirting should share the attention " Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂 You’re flirting should share the attention Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣" You two are out of my league | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂 You’re flirting should share the attention Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣 You two are out of my league " I'm washing my hair | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂 You’re flirting should share the attention Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣 You two are out of my league I'm washing my hair" There to busy washing there hair | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂 You’re flirting should share the attention Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣 You two are out of my league I'm washing my hair There to busy washing there hair " Urgh marmite | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂 You’re flirting should share the attention Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣 You two are out of my league I'm washing my hair There to busy washing there hair Urgh marmite " You’re one of those that hate it | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂 You’re flirting should share the attention Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣 You two are out of my league I'm washing my hair There to busy washing there hair Urgh marmite You’re one of those that hate it " Your one of those that likes it | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂 You’re flirting should share the attention Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣 You two are out of my league I'm washing my hair There to busy washing there hair Urgh marmite You’re one of those that hate it " Too busy drying my hair 😅 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂 You’re flirting should share the attention Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣 You two are out of my league I'm washing my hair There to busy washing there hair Urgh marmite You’re one of those that hate it Too busy drying my hair 😅" I can’t stand the small of head & shoulders 🤣 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂 You’re flirting should share the attention Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣 You two are out of my league I'm washing my hair There to busy washing there hair Urgh marmite You’re one of those that hate it Too busy drying my hair 😅 I can’t stand the small of head & shoulders 🤣" He cant spell smell 🤣 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂 You’re flirting should share the attention Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣 You two are out of my league I'm washing my hair There to busy washing there hair Urgh marmite You’re one of those that hate it Too busy drying my hair 😅 I can’t stand the small of head & shoulders 🤣 He cant spell smell 🤣" She outsmarted me | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I can't be arsed to read the above 🤷" I agree | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I can't be arsed to read the above 🤷 I agree" I’m about to get into the hot tub | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Version 11.3546 Be original Be inventive Be funny" Because my code has been causing trouble for hours but finally worked. 5 minutes later has failed to debug yet again and I've not changed a single thing and it's driving me nuts!! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I can't be arsed to read the above 🤷 I agree I’m about to get into the hot tub " I wasn’t invited | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Neither was i " I’m booking our own hot tub | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Im waiting for my invite 😝" I already said you’re on the guest list | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Im waiting for my invite 😝 I already said you’re on the guest list " You’d just want more | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Im waiting for my invite 😝 I already said you’re on the guest list You’d just want more " I couldn’t keep up | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Im waiting for my invite 😝 I already said you’re on the guest list You’d just want more I couldn’t keep up" I don’t like a quitter | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Im waiting for my invite 😝 I already said you’re on the guest list You’d just want more I couldn’t keep up I don’t like a quitter "The queues too long | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Im waiting for my invite 😝 I already said you’re on the guest list You’d just want more I couldn’t keep up I don’t like a quitter
The queues too long "Too busy telling you two just get it on 🔥 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Im waiting for my invite 😝 I already said you’re on the guest list You’d just want more I couldn’t keep up I don’t like a quitter
The queues too long
Too busy telling you two just get it on 🔥"She doesn’t listen 🤣 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Im waiting for my invite 😝 I already said you’re on the guest list You’d just want more I couldn’t keep up I don’t like a quitter
The queues too long
Too busy telling you two just get it on 🔥
She doesn’t listen 🤣"I’m busy trying to make arrangements | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Im waiting for my invite 😝 I already said you’re on the guest list You’d just want more I couldn’t keep up I don’t like a quitter
The queues too long
Too busy telling you two just get it on 🔥
She doesn’t listen 🤣
I’m busy trying to make arrangements "Someone got there first 😔 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Your the wrong sex for me and your obviously far to busy on the forums 🤣" But I don't like marmite 🤦♀️ Tink ☺️ | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Your the wrong sex for me and your obviously far to busy on the forums 🤣 But I don't like marmite 🤦♀️ Tink ☺️ " Need to leave it to Peter Pan x | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Your the wrong sex for me and your obviously far to busy on the forums 🤣 But I don't like marmite 🤦♀️ Tink ☺️ " I’m washing my hair 🤣 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Version 11.3546 Be original Be inventive Be funny" …you can’t spell. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Version 11.3546 Be original Be inventive Be funny …you can’t spell." Your too busy spellchecking | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Version 11.3546 Be original Be inventive Be funny …you can’t spell." I’m in a filthy mood and I’m not sure you could handle it | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Version 11.3546 Be original Be inventive Be funny …you can’t spell. I’m in a filthy mood and I’m not sure you could handle it "You’d eat me for breakfast | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm too busy on the forums Mrs x" But you are just a shadow | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm too busy on the forums Mrs x" How weird! I didn't set it to that! Mrs x | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm too busy on the forums Mrs x How weird! I didn't set it to that! Mrs x" Looks like my profile pic got rejected. Hold tight x Mrs x | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm too busy on the forums Mrs x How weird! I didn't set it to that! Mrs x Looks like my profile pic got rejected. Hold tight x Mrs x" your not looking for mf couples | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm too busy on the forums Mrs x How weird! I didn't set it to that! Mrs x Looks like my profile pic got rejected. Hold tight x Mrs x your not looking for mf couples " I ran out of condoms | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm too busy on the forums Mrs x How weird! I didn't set it to that! Mrs x You've buttery noggins. Looks like my profile pic got rejected. Hold tight x Mrs x your not looking for mf couples " | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| back to top |  |
