FabSwingers.com forum: Chat up Lines

By *weetWithATw1st OP Woman
8 weeks ago

MiddleofMyStreet

Hey all...

It is a bit of a slow day for me... soooooo hit me with your cheesiest chat up lines. I am wanting a good giggle...

I will say comment on this thread don't inbox me....

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By *bboredguyMan
8 weeks ago

montrose

"Hey all...

It is a bit of a slow day for me... soooooo hit me with your cheesiest chat up lines. I am wanting a good giggle...

I will say comment on this thread don't inbox me.... "

Come back to mine so I can tickle your belly button - from the IN-side

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By *eadpool-ishMan
8 weeks ago

Horam

I wouldn't normally lower my standards but for you I'll make an exception

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By *heeky12399Man
8 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"Hey all...

It is a bit of a slow day for me... soooooo hit me with your cheesiest chat up lines. I am wanting a good giggle...

I will say comment on this thread don't inbox me.... "

Do you like sharks because I have a megladong

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By *eadpool-ishMan
8 weeks ago

Horam

Let's face it luv, in the vest thing you're getting tonight...

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By *weetWithATw1st OP Woman
8 weeks ago

MiddleofMyStreet

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By *weetWithATw1st OP Woman
8 weeks ago

MiddleofMyStreet

Im glad i have my library card on me because i am checking you out!

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By *linyMan
8 weeks ago

Manchester/London

Your clothes would look a lot better on my bedroom floor

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By *an8iMan
8 weeks ago

Bilston

I'm not Fred Flintstone but I'll make your bedrock

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By *ohn 66Man
8 weeks ago

South Birmingham

Didn't you used to teach me in primary school?

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By *rymedownunderMan
8 weeks ago

London/Australia

You've got a body to die for...I've got a bit of sick in my mouth already!

(Just to be clear before I get all kinds of comments - OP is beautiful and that isn't true!)

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By *rumgoodtimeMan
8 weeks ago

sutton coldfield

Wow you have great legs, what time do they open x

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By *weetWithATw1st OP Woman
8 weeks ago

MiddleofMyStreet

"You've got a body to die for...I've got a bit of sick in my mouth already!

(Just to be clear before I get all kinds of comments - OP is beautiful and that isn't true!)"

Thank you... that made me chuckle...

Just doing this thread for all the cheese

... xx

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By *ick1111Man
8 weeks ago

Near Spalding

You might not remember, but I was your driving instructor. Wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

If your left leg was Easter and your right leg Christmas, could you fit me in between the holidays......

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Out of 10....I'd defo give you one

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By *luebell888Woman
8 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Have you sat in sugar as your arse sure looks sweet?.

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By *eadpool-ishMan
8 weeks ago

Horam

"You've got a body to die for...I've got a bit of sick in my mouth already!

(Just to be clear before I get all kinds of comments - OP is beautiful and that isn't true!)

Thank you... that made me chuckle...

Just doing this thread for all the cheese

... xx"

Ooo ... so you like cheese, 'cos I have a hard one for you

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By *eroLondonMan
8 weeks ago

Mayfair

A naff one but here goes...

You might be "MiddleofMyStreet" but I'm RightUpYourAlley.😈

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By *weetWithATw1st OP Woman
8 weeks ago

MiddleofMyStreet

"You've got a body to die for...I've got a bit of sick in my mouth already!

(Just to be clear before I get all kinds of comments - OP is beautiful and that isn't true!)

Thank you... that made me chuckle...

Just doing this thread for all the cheese

... xx

Ooo ... so you like cheese, 'cos I have a hard one for you"

I do like cheese

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By *weetWithATw1st OP Woman
8 weeks ago

MiddleofMyStreet

"A naff one but here goes...

You might be "MiddleofMyStreet" but I'm RightUpYourAlley.😈"

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By *i versMan
8 weeks ago

Kirkcaldy

"Have you sat in sugar as your arse sure looks sweet?."
so does yours

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By *uck69xMan
8 weeks ago

cramlington

How do you like your eggs in a morning boiled fried or fertilised

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By *rymedownunderMan
8 weeks ago

London/Australia

"You've got a body to die for...I've got a bit of sick in my mouth already!

(Just to be clear before I get all kinds of comments - OP is beautiful and that isn't true!)

Thank you... that made me chuckle...

Just doing this thread for all the cheese

... xx"
all credit tou you. I certainly wouldn't want cheese from a lot of the guys in here!

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By *rymedownunderMan
8 weeks ago

London/Australia

Will you go swimming with me? I want to practice my breaststroke

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
8 weeks ago

Up North

This may be cheesy, but I think you’re really grate.

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By *heeky12399Man
8 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine

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