FabSwingers.com forum: I'd fuck you but ......

By *tr8MrE OP Man
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Version 3.14

Let's hear the patheticness of your dishonourable intentions

Be funny, not mean...it's only a game

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *imon_hydeMan
2 days ago

Stockport

I find your lack of precision when quoting pi to be off-putting.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *infullyObedientWoman
2 days ago

Woodley

But I'm washing my hair

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 days ago

Herts/Beds/London

But I’m stuck in Hotel Belmarsh until 2031

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm currently wanted by inland revenue so holed up in an undisclosed location

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ortney FoxxxWoman
2 days ago

honeysuckle lane

I’m currently in HMP Cardiff

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"I’m currently in HMP Cardiff

I wondered who that was rubbing one off last night in the cell next door 🤣🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ervent_fervourMan
2 days ago

Halifax

I am entranced by the movement of the slow moving clouds outside my window.

And i can't be arsed, quite frankly (even though I'm naked).

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ortney FoxxxWoman
2 days ago

honeysuckle lane

"I’m currently in HMP Cardiff

I wondered who that was rubbing one off last night in the cell next door 🤣🤣"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rikki1967ukMan
2 days ago

peterborough

To far away

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *infullyObedientWoman
2 days ago

Woodley

My diarybis book up until next year

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Mum won't let me bring you home

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_turtle_movesMan
2 days ago

york

But the last time I saw buns clenched that tight was a nut cracker and frankly it scares me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *infullyObedientWoman
2 days ago

Woodley

I'd rather play with the ropes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rastarMan
2 days ago

london

"I'd rather play with the ropes "

You wont let me …

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *low eaterMan
2 days ago

Shannon

Centuries of inter generational trauma would make it weird af 😬

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *infullyObedientWoman
2 days ago

Woodley

I prefer fast food

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm busy layering up for strip connect 4

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *infullyObedientWoman
2 days ago

Woodley

Doing a rain dance so its cold and I can wear more layers than you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ear NecessitiesMan
2 days ago

The woods

"I'm busy layering up for strip connect 4"

You have been celibate for years and would seem harsh to break that duck with a cock in your arse

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eys00Man
2 days ago

have boots will travel

Mercury is in retrograde and we just can’t risk it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton

"Mercury is in retrograde and we just can’t risk it "

I wouldnt want to hurt you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *onnachakeaneMan
2 days ago

Dundrum

"Mercury is in retrograde and we just can’t risk it

I wouldnt want to hurt you "

My flight has been cancelled….. 😉

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton

"Mercury is in retrograde and we just can’t risk it

I wouldnt want to hurt you

My flight has been cancelled….. 😉"

Bloody ryanair 😏

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Mercury is in retrograde and we just can’t risk it

I wouldnt want to hurt you "

I'm doing bag work to the sounds of Rocky... I'm in training mode

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *parkle1974Woman
2 days ago

Leeds

I'm too busy washing my goldfish 🐠

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton

Im folded in half on the twister mat 🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
2 days ago

Fucksville

I'm secretly a zombie and on the hunt for my next meal...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Im folded in half on the twister mat 🤣"

I'd learn to do splits too 🤣🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *antricSeeker60Man
2 days ago

Durham

I’d fuck you but… I’m still stuck in the first act of this tantric play—slow and steady, you know!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *infullyObedientWoman
2 days ago

Woodley

Im walking my lettuce leaf

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eys00Man
2 days ago

have boots will travel

"Im walking my lettuce leaf"

I’m busy trying to dress up as a lettuce leaf

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ondiego85Man
2 days ago

nottingham

"Im walking my lettuce leaf"

I don’t like tattoos

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *infullyObedientWoman
2 days ago

Woodley

"Im walking my lettuce leaf

I don’t like tattoos "

I dont like hairy chests

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I've misplaced my man wax kit

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ein-guyMan
2 days ago

East Cowes

I need to pop home to get my hair clippers so that I can find my way in.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ondiego85Man
2 days ago

nottingham

"I need to pop home to get my hair clippers so that I can find my way in..... "

I’m grossed out by veins

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustus5555Woman
2 days ago

Mansfield

Have a headache. ( genuine )

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton

"Have a headache. ( genuine )"

Your gorgeous. But im straight

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eo PublicMan
2 days ago

Lincoln

"Have a headache. ( genuine )

Your gorgeous. But im straight "

I can't be arsed to get out of bed.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Have a headache. ( genuine )

Your gorgeous. But im straight "

Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton

"Have a headache. ( genuine )

Your gorgeous. But im straight

Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣"

Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustus5555Woman
2 days ago

Mansfield

"Have a headache. ( genuine )

Your gorgeous. But im straight "

It's just a fluffy tower 🤣🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Have a headache. ( genuine )

Your gorgeous. But im straight

Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣

Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

I'd be busy asking you to prove it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton

"Have a headache. ( genuine )

Your gorgeous. But im straight

Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣

Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'd be busy asking you to prove it"

My hands are otherwise engaged on green and red

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otguy555Man
2 days ago

Bristol

I would fuck you but... there is nothing that I can say

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eys00Man
2 days ago

have boots will travel

"Have a headache. ( genuine )

Your gorgeous. But im straight

Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣

Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'd be busy asking you to prove it

My hands are otherwise engaged on green and red "

I’m too busy giving out that nobody is taking Twister seriously, there’s rules for a reason folks concentrate!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton

"Have a headache. ( genuine )

Your gorgeous. But im straight

Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣

Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'd be busy asking you to prove it

My hands are otherwise engaged on green and red

I’m too busy giving out that nobody is taking Twister seriously, there’s rules for a reason folks concentrate!!!"

Excuse me i take it very seriously im a world champ 💪

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *RWoodyCouple
2 days ago

Lincolnshire

But you'd destroy me at Twister 😁

J x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Have a headache. ( genuine )

Your gorgeous. But im straight

Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣

Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'd be busy asking you to prove it

My hands are otherwise engaged on green and red "

My feet are on 🟡 and 🔵

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Have a headache. ( genuine )

Your gorgeous. But im straight

Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣

Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'd be busy asking you to prove it

My hands are otherwise engaged on green and red

I’m too busy giving out that nobody is taking Twister seriously, there’s rules for a reason folks concentrate!!!"

If we wasn't serious how come we know where the colours are 🤷🤷

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton

"Have a headache. ( genuine )

Your gorgeous. But im straight

Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣

Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'd be busy asking you to prove it

My hands are otherwise engaged on green and red

I’m too busy giving out that nobody is taking Twister seriously, there’s rules for a reason folks concentrate!!!

If we wasn't serious how come we know where the colours are 🤷🤷"

Im doing the crab on the mat as we speak!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Have a headache. ( genuine )

Your gorgeous. But im straight

Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣

Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'd be busy asking you to prove it

My hands are otherwise engaged on green and red

I’m too busy giving out that nobody is taking Twister seriously, there’s rules for a reason folks concentrate!!!

If we wasn't serious how come we know where the colours are 🤷🤷

Im doing the crab on the mat as we speak!"

Your winking at me..it's alarming 🤣🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ollyPocket75Woman
2 days ago

Aberdeen

I'd rather finish my cornetto

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *RWoodyCouple
2 days ago

Lincolnshire

"I'd rather finish my cornetto"

I'd be too busy sharing your Cornetto 😋

J x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton

"Have a headache. ( genuine )

Your gorgeous. But im straight

Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣

Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'd be busy asking you to prove it

My hands are otherwise engaged on green and red

I’m too busy giving out that nobody is taking Twister seriously, there’s rules for a reason folks concentrate!!!

If we wasn't serious how come we know where the colours are 🤷🤷

Im doing the crab on the mat as we speak!

Your winking at me..it's alarming 🤣🤣"

That does sound alarming 🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Have a headache. ( genuine )

Your gorgeous. But im straight

Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣

Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'd be busy asking you to prove it

My hands are otherwise engaged on green and red

I’m too busy giving out that nobody is taking Twister seriously, there’s rules for a reason folks concentrate!!!

If we wasn't serious how come we know where the colours are 🤷🤷

Im doing the crab on the mat as we speak!

Your winking at me..it's alarming 🤣🤣

That does sound alarming 🤣"

Pretty kitty got a nervous twitch? 🤣🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton

"Have a headache. ( genuine )

Your gorgeous. But im straight

Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣

Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'd be busy asking you to prove it

My hands are otherwise engaged on green and red

I’m too busy giving out that nobody is taking Twister seriously, there’s rules for a reason folks concentrate!!!

If we wasn't serious how come we know where the colours are 🤷🤷

Im doing the crab on the mat as we speak!

Your winking at me..it's alarming 🤣🤣

That does sound alarming 🤣

Pretty kitty got a nervous twitch? 🤣🤣"

Youve lost at twister at this point 🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ongue-in-cheeksWoman
2 days ago

North East

I have a finance

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ongue-in-cheeksWoman
2 days ago

North East

Fiancé lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Have a headache. ( genuine )

Your gorgeous. But im straight

Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣

Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'd be busy asking you to prove it

My hands are otherwise engaged on green and red

I’m too busy giving out that nobody is taking Twister seriously, there’s rules for a reason folks concentrate!!!

If we wasn't serious how come we know where the colours are 🤷🤷

Im doing the crab on the mat as we speak!

Your winking at me..it's alarming 🤣🤣

That does sound alarming 🤣

Pretty kitty got a nervous twitch? 🤣🤣

Youve lost at twister at this point 🤣"

I have strong resolve...😉😉

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *each needs some creamWoman
2 days ago

Ilfracombe

"Version 3.14

Let's hear the patheticness of your dishonourable intentions

Be funny, not mean...it's only a game"

But I am not sure a minion sock is the definition of safe sex.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Version 3.14

Let's hear the patheticness of your dishonourable intentions

Be funny, not mean...it's only a game

But I am not sure a minion sock is the definition of safe sex. "

Hey, Bob is a gynecologist I'll have you know 🤣🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *each needs some creamWoman
2 days ago

Ilfracombe

"Version 3.14

Let's hear the patheticness of your dishonourable intentions

Be funny, not mean...it's only a game

But I am not sure a minion sock is the definition of safe sex.

Hey, Bob is a gynecologist I'll have you know 🤣🤣"

Bob is King Bob 👑

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *infullyObedientWoman
2 days ago

Woodley

Im straight

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Im straight"

Currently me too 😈😈

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton

"Im straight

Currently me too 😈😈 "

We would never know you were straight maybe you should incorporate it in your profile somehow 🤷‍♀️

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Im straight

Currently me too 😈😈

We would never know you were straight maybe you should incorporate it in your profile somehow 🤷‍♀️"

I'm busy not explaining what I meant by "currently straight" 🍆🍆

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *infullyObedientWoman
2 days ago

Woodley

"Im straight

Currently me too 😈😈

We would never know you were straight maybe you should incorporate it in your profile somehow 🤷‍♀️

I'm busy not explaining what I meant by "currently straight" 🍆🍆 "

I prefer a bend 😝😈

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Im straight

Currently me too 😈😈

We would never know you were straight maybe you should incorporate it in your profile somehow 🤷‍♀️

I'm busy not explaining what I meant by "currently straight" 🍆🍆

I prefer a bend 😝😈"

A prominent one...😉😉

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inks45Man
2 days ago

bucks

I'm trimming me nuts

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"I'm trimming me nuts

Real men wax 🤣🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *infullyObedientWoman
2 days ago

Woodley

Im getting plasters ready

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *urenutsMan
2 days ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1

I would but prefer reverse cowgirl

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inks45Man
2 days ago

bucks

[Removed by poster at 20/05/25 22:18:17]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inks45Man
2 days ago

bucks

"I'm trimming me nuts

Real men wax 🤣🤣"

No thank you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ondiego85Man
2 days ago

nottingham

"I'm trimming me nuts

Real men wax 🤣🤣

No thank you

I’ve got my judo lesson

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm practicing naked twister blindfolded

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton

"I'm practicing naked twister blindfolded "
your still not gunna win 💪

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"I'm practicing naked twister blindfolded your still not gunna win 💪"

I'm using my inner zen to overpower you 🤣🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *issolvedOrdersMan
1 day ago

Bristol

"I'm practicing naked twister blindfolded your still not gunna win 💪

I'm using my inner zen to overpower you 🤣🤣"

You don’t like cider

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hickthighs25Woman
1 day ago

Stockton

"I'm practicing naked twister blindfolded your still not gunna win 💪

I'm using my inner zen to overpower you 🤣🤣

You don’t like cider "

You changed your mind 🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *issolvedOrdersMan
1 day ago

Bristol

"I'm practicing naked twister blindfolded your still not gunna win 💪

I'm using my inner zen to overpower you 🤣🤣

You don’t like cider

You changed your mind 🤣"

I can take no for an answer

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isser36Man
22 hours ago

fylde Coast

....But I've just had a wank and now am thinking clearly. 😊

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ndecided99Man
19 hours ago

Peterborough

The footballs on

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *infullyObedientWoman
19 hours ago

Woodley

I'm painting my grass

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *occerstar579Man
19 hours ago

Tipton

"I'm painting my grass "

I dont want to hurt you.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *etwife8230Couple
19 hours ago

Newport

I haven't had my coffee yet x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *occerstar579Man
19 hours ago

Tipton

"I haven't had my coffee yet x"

Im just putting the kettle on!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ong-leggedblondWoman
19 hours ago

Next Door

"I haven't had my coffee yet x

Im just putting the kettle on!

I like rugby and he has mentioned soccer

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustus5555Woman
18 hours ago

Mansfield

Unfortunately I'm a smoker , s not what she wants 😪😪

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *S2LondonUKCouple
18 hours ago

Uxbridge

"Unfortunately I'm a smoker , s not what she wants 😪😪"

I Warn you.....it would be intense and long!!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *_n_HCouple
18 hours ago

donegal

“Sorry, I’ve hit my yearly limit of responsibility.”

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *alcon2Man
18 hours ago

North

I'm giving my penis a rest.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *veragecouple2000Couple
17 hours ago

South Wales

I’m working in a busy office and people might see 😄

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ollyPocket75Woman
17 hours ago

Aberdeen

I'd be too busy dribbling to do anything

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
17 hours ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"I’m working in a busy office and people might see 😄"

I'm the shy quiet retiring type

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eccaandJamesCouple
17 hours ago

Henley & Manchester

I cant risk anyone else falling in love with me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *urFantasy21Couple
17 hours ago

Shrewsbury

I need to discuss it with my husband first 😉

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *akUkCoupleCouple
17 hours ago

Milton Keynes

"I cant risk anyone else falling in love with me.

Bx"

😄

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamond couple twoCouple
15 hours ago

Wakefield

The clinic says I can’t for another 6 days

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ozzybear1981Man
15 hours ago

preston

I would but I’ve got to take the goldfish for a walk

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *h3rry Bomb80Man
15 hours ago

the moon

I just wouldn’t .. it’s as simple as that 😉

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ophieslutTV/TS
15 hours ago

Central

I'm stuck in the washing machine again

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *exyScientistsCouple
15 hours ago

Castlebar

[Removed by poster at 21/05/25 12:26:45]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *exyScientistsCouple
15 hours ago

Castlebar

I've broken my tongue 👅 😢

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *fffunCouple
15 hours ago

Somewhere just outside London

I don't like munchies

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ozzybear1981Man
15 hours ago

preston

The goldfish walks gone horribly and he’s slipped his collar wrong and now I’m trying to find him 🙄

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rthur30Man
15 hours ago

Warrington

I can't go out in the daylight.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *fffunCouple
15 hours ago

Somewhere just outside London

Classic washing my hair

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *odkaandredbullCouple
15 hours ago

Antrim

I’m painting my nails

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *h3rry Bomb80Man
15 hours ago

the moon

"I’m painting my nails "

Just my cock won’t reach that far … ☘️

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *veragecouple2000Couple
15 hours ago

South Wales

The moon is quite far…. Xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustus5555Woman
14 hours ago

Mansfield

I'm a granny now and can't travel like I used too 🤣🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *linyMan
14 hours ago

Manchester/London

The tumble dryer shrunk my cock

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ancashireredheadWoman
14 hours ago

Up North

I don’t like to share my strap on

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *thbham54Man
14 hours ago

Birmingham

I’m just half way through a game of Kerplunk. We may be a while

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *infullyObedientWoman
14 hours ago

Woodley

But I only have a few mins before I have to get back to work

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *sStephenPickleMan
14 hours ago

Ends

I cut myself shaving and now I’m in a&e xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *h3rry Bomb80Man
14 hours ago

the moon

Maybe in another life sun shine ! ….

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ancashireredheadWoman
14 hours ago

Up North

I’m busy booking a hotel to fuck someone else in 😈

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ortney FoxxxWoman
14 hours ago

honeysuckle lane

I haven’t got a rocket to get to the moon

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *infullyObedientWoman
14 hours ago

Woodley

Your boobs are better than mine

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rymedownunderMan
14 hours ago

London/Australia

Blue is my colour..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *fffunCouple
13 hours ago

Somewhere just outside London

Don't like it down under

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *laret_jonoMan
13 hours ago

Clitheroe

You probably wouldn't look twice at me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustus5555Woman
12 hours ago

Mansfield

"Don't like it down under "

Again. I'm a smoker.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ozzybear1981Man
12 hours ago

preston

I’m searching for black beards treasure

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustus5555Woman
12 hours ago

Mansfield

It's under a rock on the moon so I heard. I haven't got a rocket tho, so can't help. 🤷

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *utualMan
12 hours ago

Bawtry

I have a rocket, but I have run out of solid fuel and it won't run on liquid....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
9 hours ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Currently marble hinting

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hickthighs25Woman
9 hours ago

Stockton

"Currently marble hinting"

Still on the twister mat

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ondiego85Man
9 hours ago

nottingham

"Currently marble hinting

Still on the twister mat "

I’m busy watching paint dry

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hickthighs25Woman
9 hours ago

Stockton

"Currently marble hinting

Still on the twister mat

I’m busy watching paint dry "

Im busy painting

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
9 hours ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Currently marble hinting

Still on the twister mat "

Really!! 😲😲 Waiting for someone by any chance? 😜😜

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hickthighs25Woman
9 hours ago

Stockton

"Currently marble hinting

Still on the twister mat

Really!! 😲😲 Waiting for someone by any chance? 😜😜"

Just waiting for this paint to dry first 🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lipflops n ShortsMan
9 hours ago

Alicante (Spain)

But I'd rather cut my toe nails

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tr8MrE OP Man
9 hours ago

somewhere near Sheffield

The cure for cancer won't find itself

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread