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"I’m currently in HMP Cardiff "I wondered who that was rubbing one off last night in the cell next door 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'm busy layering up for strip connect 4" You have been celibate for years and would seem harsh to break that duck with a cock in your arse | |||
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"Mercury is in retrograde and we just can’t risk it " I wouldnt want to hurt you | |||
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"Mercury is in retrograde and we just can’t risk it I wouldnt want to hurt you " My flight has been cancelled….. 😉 | |||
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"Mercury is in retrograde and we just can’t risk it I wouldnt want to hurt you My flight has been cancelled….. 😉" Bloody ryanair 😏 | |||
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"Mercury is in retrograde and we just can’t risk it I wouldnt want to hurt you " I'm doing bag work to the sounds of Rocky... I'm in training mode | |||
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"Im folded in half on the twister mat 🤣" I'd learn to do splits too 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Im walking my lettuce leaf" I’m busy trying to dress up as a lettuce leaf | |||
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"Im walking my lettuce leaf" I don’t like tattoos | |||
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"Im walking my lettuce leaf I don’t like tattoos " I dont like hairy chests | |||
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"I need to pop home to get my hair clippers so that I can find my way in..... " I’m grossed out by veins | |||
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"Have a headache. ( genuine )" Your gorgeous. But im straight | |||
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"Have a headache. ( genuine ) Your gorgeous. But im straight " I can't be arsed to get out of bed. | |||
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"Have a headache. ( genuine ) Your gorgeous. But im straight " Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Have a headache. ( genuine ) Your gorgeous. But im straight Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣" Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Have a headache. ( genuine ) Your gorgeous. But im straight " It's just a fluffy tower 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Have a headache. ( genuine ) Your gorgeous. But im straight Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣 Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣" I'd be busy asking you to prove it | |||
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"Have a headache. ( genuine ) Your gorgeous. But im straight Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣 Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'd be busy asking you to prove it" My hands are otherwise engaged on green and red | |||
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"Have a headache. ( genuine ) Your gorgeous. But im straight Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣 Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'd be busy asking you to prove it My hands are otherwise engaged on green and red " I’m too busy giving out that nobody is taking Twister seriously, there’s rules for a reason folks concentrate!!! | |||
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"Have a headache. ( genuine ) Your gorgeous. But im straight Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣 Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'd be busy asking you to prove it My hands are otherwise engaged on green and red I’m too busy giving out that nobody is taking Twister seriously, there’s rules for a reason folks concentrate!!!" Excuse me i take it very seriously im a world champ 💪 | |||
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"Have a headache. ( genuine ) Your gorgeous. But im straight Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣 Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'd be busy asking you to prove it My hands are otherwise engaged on green and red " My feet are on 🟡 and 🔵  | |||
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"Have a headache. ( genuine ) Your gorgeous. But im straight Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣 Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'd be busy asking you to prove it My hands are otherwise engaged on green and red I’m too busy giving out that nobody is taking Twister seriously, there’s rules for a reason folks concentrate!!!" If we wasn't serious how come we know where the colours are 🤷🤷 | |||
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"Have a headache. ( genuine ) Your gorgeous. But im straight Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣 Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'd be busy asking you to prove it My hands are otherwise engaged on green and red I’m too busy giving out that nobody is taking Twister seriously, there’s rules for a reason folks concentrate!!! If we wasn't serious how come we know where the colours are 🤷🤷" Im doing the crab on the mat as we speak! | |||
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"Have a headache. ( genuine ) Your gorgeous. But im straight Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣 Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'd be busy asking you to prove it My hands are otherwise engaged on green and red I’m too busy giving out that nobody is taking Twister seriously, there’s rules for a reason folks concentrate!!! If we wasn't serious how come we know where the colours are 🤷🤷 Im doing the crab on the mat as we speak!" Your winking at me..it's alarming 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'd rather finish my cornetto" I'd be too busy sharing your Cornetto 😋 J x | |||
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"Have a headache. ( genuine ) Your gorgeous. But im straight Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣 Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'd be busy asking you to prove it My hands are otherwise engaged on green and red I’m too busy giving out that nobody is taking Twister seriously, there’s rules for a reason folks concentrate!!! If we wasn't serious how come we know where the colours are 🤷🤷 Im doing the crab on the mat as we speak! Your winking at me..it's alarming 🤣🤣" That does sound alarming 🤣 | |||
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"Have a headache. ( genuine ) Your gorgeous. But im straight Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣 Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'd be busy asking you to prove it My hands are otherwise engaged on green and red I’m too busy giving out that nobody is taking Twister seriously, there’s rules for a reason folks concentrate!!! If we wasn't serious how come we know where the colours are 🤷🤷 Im doing the crab on the mat as we speak! Your winking at me..it's alarming 🤣🤣 That does sound alarming 🤣" Pretty kitty got a nervous twitch? 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Have a headache. ( genuine ) Your gorgeous. But im straight Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣 Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'd be busy asking you to prove it My hands are otherwise engaged on green and red I’m too busy giving out that nobody is taking Twister seriously, there’s rules for a reason folks concentrate!!! If we wasn't serious how come we know where the colours are 🤷🤷 Im doing the crab on the mat as we speak! Your winking at me..it's alarming 🤣🤣 That does sound alarming 🤣 Pretty kitty got a nervous twitch? 🤣🤣" Youve lost at twister at this point 🤣 | |||
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"Have a headache. ( genuine ) Your gorgeous. But im straight Bugger, so am I 🤣🤣 Im crap at games 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'd be busy asking you to prove it My hands are otherwise engaged on green and red I’m too busy giving out that nobody is taking Twister seriously, there’s rules for a reason folks concentrate!!! If we wasn't serious how come we know where the colours are 🤷🤷 Im doing the crab on the mat as we speak! Your winking at me..it's alarming 🤣🤣 That does sound alarming 🤣 Pretty kitty got a nervous twitch? 🤣🤣 Youve lost at twister at this point 🤣" I have strong resolve...😉😉 | |||
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"Version 3.14 Let's hear the patheticness of your dishonourable intentions Be funny, not mean...it's only a game" But I am not sure a minion sock is the definition of safe sex. | |||
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"Version 3.14 Let's hear the patheticness of your dishonourable intentions Be funny, not mean...it's only a game But I am not sure a minion sock is the definition of safe sex. " Hey, Bob is a gynecologist I'll have you know 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Version 3.14 Let's hear the patheticness of your dishonourable intentions Be funny, not mean...it's only a game But I am not sure a minion sock is the definition of safe sex. Hey, Bob is a gynecologist I'll have you know 🤣🤣" Bob is King Bob 👑 | |||
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"Im straight" Currently me too 😈😈 | |||
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"Im straight Currently me too 😈😈 " We would never know you were straight maybe you should incorporate it in your profile somehow 🤷♀️ | |||
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"Im straight Currently me too 😈😈 We would never know you were straight maybe you should incorporate it in your profile somehow 🤷♀️" I'm busy not explaining what I meant by "currently straight" 🍆🍆 | |||
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"Im straight Currently me too 😈😈 We would never know you were straight maybe you should incorporate it in your profile somehow 🤷♀️ I'm busy not explaining what I meant by "currently straight" 🍆🍆 " I prefer a bend 😝😈 | |||
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"Im straight Currently me too 😈😈 We would never know you were straight maybe you should incorporate it in your profile somehow 🤷♀️ I'm busy not explaining what I meant by "currently straight" 🍆🍆 I prefer a bend 😝😈" A prominent one...😉😉 | |||
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"I'm trimming me nuts "Real men wax 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'm trimming me nuts
Real men wax 🤣🤣"No thank you | |||
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"I'm trimming me nuts
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No thank you "I’ve got my judo lesson | |||
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"I'm practicing naked twister blindfolded " your still not gunna win 💪 | |||
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"I'm practicing naked twister blindfolded your still not gunna win 💪" I'm using my inner zen to overpower you 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'm practicing naked twister blindfolded your still not gunna win 💪 I'm using my inner zen to overpower you 🤣🤣" You don’t like cider | |||
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"I'm practicing naked twister blindfolded your still not gunna win 💪 I'm using my inner zen to overpower you 🤣🤣 You don’t like cider " You changed your mind 🤣 | |||
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"I'm practicing naked twister blindfolded your still not gunna win 💪 I'm using my inner zen to overpower you 🤣🤣 You don’t like cider You changed your mind 🤣" I can take no for an answer  | |||
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"I'm painting my grass " I dont want to hurt you. | |||
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"I haven't had my coffee yet x" Im just putting the kettle on! | |||
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"I haven't had my coffee yet x Im just putting the kettle on! " I like rugby and he has mentioned soccer | |||
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"Unfortunately I'm a smoker , s not what she wants 😪😪" I Warn you.....it would be intense and long!!!!!  | |||
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"I’m working in a busy office and people might see 😄" I'm the shy quiet retiring type | |||
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"I cant risk anyone else falling in love with me.
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"I’m painting my nails " Just my cock won’t reach that far … ☘️ | |||
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"Don't like it down under " Again. I'm a smoker. | |||
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"Currently marble hinting" Still on the twister mat | |||
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"Currently marble hinting Still on the twister mat " I’m busy watching paint dry | |||
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"Currently marble hinting Still on the twister mat I’m busy watching paint dry " Im busy painting | |||
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"Currently marble hinting Still on the twister mat " Really!! 😲😲 Waiting for someone by any chance? 😜😜 | |||
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"Currently marble hinting Still on the twister mat Really!! 😲😲 Waiting for someone by any chance? 😜😜" Just waiting for this paint to dry first 🤣 | |||
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"I’m operating on minimal sleep and I’d want to be on top form 😊" You revealed our secret plan 🤣 | |||
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"My coffee hasn't kicked in yet" Two offers in two minutes? Yeah I’m still dreaming | |||
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"He’s a hot straight dominant man so I’d not offer in the first place. " I’m straight | |||
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"He’s a hot straight dominant man so I’d not offer in the first place. I’m straight " The physique would intimidate me 😳🤣 | |||
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"I'm washing my pet rock" Death by Snoo-Snoo isn’t the way to go 🤣 | |||
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"I'm washing my pet rock Death by Snoo-Snoo isn’t the way to go 🤣" Your not looking for guys | |||
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"My diary is full " Too hairy! | |||
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"My diary is full Too hairy!" The dog needs a walk | |||
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"I've bought a new toy and it needs testing 🤷" But you are too far away | |||
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"The gyms killed me off" Not my type | |||
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"I'm currently rescue sloths from wild fires in deepest darkest Peru " I feel like youd make a mess on my twister mat | |||
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