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By *histle do nicely OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow South

She fell in love with a pilot and the relationship took off..

She fell in love with a tiler and got laid...

Keep it going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with an electrician....sparks flew

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

She fell in love with a masseur and got a happy ending.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with an astronaut, but he just wanted space

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

She wanted to marry the ice hockey player.

He just wanted to get puck out of there!

Xx

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
over a year ago

scunthorpe

She fell in love with a chef but got roasted

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By *ressMeUpMan
over a year ago

Wilts / Glos

She fell in love with a KitKat and got four fingers.

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a gardener and he trimmed her bush 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a mechanic.. he was a right tool 😋

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a surgeon....he stole her heart

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By *inks45Man
over a year ago

mk

She fell in love with a plumber and he fixed the toilet

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By *inks45Man
over a year ago

mk


"She fell in love with a plumber and he fixed the toilet"
she was feeling flush

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By *inks45Man
over a year ago

mk

She fell in love with a cleaner ...he swept her of her feet

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By *inks45Man
over a year ago

mk

She fell in love with a car ....drove her up the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with John McEnroe..... you can not be serious!.

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By *ou75Woman
over a year ago

redcar

She felt in love with a joiner ...she got nailed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a taxidermist, he gave her a right stuffing.

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By *histle do nicely OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow South

She fell in love with a footballer who scored every night

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By *uts123Man
over a year ago

Nr Ipswich

She fell in love with a jockey. He used to love to mount and ride her with the occasional whipping

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By *histle do nicely OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow South

She fell in love with a pathologist who took her breath away

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By *imply realisticMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

She fell in love with a road repair man and she loved her asphalt

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By *ickRoseBothBiCouple
over a year ago

Canterbury

Grafitti seen in a ladies' toilet I was painting when I worked as a labourer in a factory while a university student:

"I've got two cunts. One of them is my husband".

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By *histle do nicely OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow South


"She fell in love with a road repair man and she loved her asphalt "
. A good one

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By *ickRoseBothBiCouple
over a year ago

Canterbury

She fell in love with a taxidermist and got stuffed.

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By *ickRoseBothBiCouple
over a year ago

Canterbury

She fell in love with a private investigator and got her privates investigated.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Round the bend

She fell in love with a fireman, and played with his hose

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By *histle do nicely OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow South

Th ice cream vendor ran an ice lolly over her nipples and she thought it was FAB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a Miner… & struck gold

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By *nblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

She broke up with the baker, he was too needy.

She fell for a swimmer, she loved his breaststroke.

She got back with the baker, he creamed her muffin.

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By *ndymac888Man
over a year ago

Dumbarton

She fell in love with Charles Manson.

They didn’t find her body.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

She fell in love with a decorator, he filled her crack with a good finish.

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By *eaSlutsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

She fell in love with a fisherman and was hooked

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By *otwife and sexy beastCouple
over a year ago

rochester

She fell in love with a fishmonger

Who taught her to lay the slab and say fillet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a musician and she got played

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a banker but the bank went bust. So she got a porsche, range rover, ferrari, house in the cotwolds and a luxury yacht all paid for by the taxpayers

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

She fell in love with a Dentist, he filled all her holes.

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By *histle do nicely OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow South

She fell out of love with a curtain maker but soon pulled herself together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a golfer and they started swinging

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By *he milf next doorWoman
over a year ago

bluebell woods

She fell in love with a banker but he turned out to be a wanker so he got binned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in ❤️ with a Philosopher & they studied the fundamental questions of existence 🤔

T.

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By *histle do nicely OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow South

She fell in love with an invisible man, she never seen that coming

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By *eeper ThanMan
over a year ago

Dartford

She fell in love with a carpenter…

And enjoyed his wood

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