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By *tr8MrE OP Man
10 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Bit of Friday fun...so let's hear your inventive reason's

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
10 weeks ago

scunthorpe

I’m scared of minions 😂

Donna x

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By *armite 500Man
10 weeks ago

Darlington

"I’m scared of minions 😂

Donna x"

You not looking for single men

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By *ondiego85Man
10 weeks ago

nottingham

"I’m scared of minions 😂

Donna x

You not looking for single men "

Those muscles would make me jealous

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By *tr8MrE OP Man
10 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm.zorry, but may I just say that if you'd going to play the game, (and it is just a game)....do not DM fellow members and be fucking rude personally.

Thank you

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
10 weeks ago

scunthorpe

"I'm.zorry, but may I just say that if you'd going to play the game, (and it is just a game)....do not DM fellow members and be fucking rude personally.

Thank you"

Sad you even have to say this!

Donna

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By *infullyObedientWoman
10 weeks ago

Woodley

I would but I only like cock!

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By *r SxxMan
10 weeks ago

Kent

"I would but I only like cock! "

I would, but I can't find me slippers!

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By *olden RatioWoman
10 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

"I would but I only like cock!

I would, but I can't find me slippers!"

But my life is also controlled by 2 cats...

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By *heekyMagicMan
10 weeks ago

paigtion

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

But my wife won't let me 😅

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By *urenutsMan
10 weeks ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1

I would fuck but you won't let me

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By *infullyObedientWoman
10 weeks ago

Woodley

But I'd have to move off this sofa

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
10 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
10 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Not my type

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By *ergus1622Man
10 weeks ago

Dundee

"Not my type "

Too much of a good thing is bad for you!

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By *helamontsCouple
10 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Don't do beards ...

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
10 weeks ago

scunthorpe

You’re too far away 🥺

Donna x

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By *hortieWoman
10 weeks ago

Northampton

I've suddenly discovered I'm 100 percent gay

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By *erald 1999Man
10 weeks ago

carmarthen

I would but im washing my hair (im bald )

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
10 weeks ago

scunthorpe

"I would but im washing my hair (im bald )"

That’s not nice!

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By *ikeandtheCityMan
10 weeks ago

colchester

Id fuck you, but then I'd have to kill you , James Bond 007. License to thrill

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
10 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"Id fuck you, but then I'd have to kill you , James Bond 007. License to thrill"

I would fuck you but I dont like James Bond

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By *aizyWoman
10 weeks ago

west midlands

"Id fuck you, but then I'd have to kill you , James Bond 007. License to thrill

I would fuck you but I dont like James Bond "

I would but I would get distracted by all your ink 😍

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By *ust a little bit moreWoman
10 weeks ago

kendal

"Id fuck you, but then I'd have to kill you , James Bond 007. License to thrill

I would fuck you but I dont like James Bond "

I'd fuck you, but you are too far away

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By *ittle_SecretsWoman
10 weeks ago

worthing

"Id fuck you, but then I'd have to kill you , James Bond 007. License to thrill

I would fuck you but I dont like James Bond

I would but I would get distracted by all your ink 😍"

… I might fall in love

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By *oelDorianMan
10 weeks ago

vanaheim

You are so far away and might get addicted hana

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By *infullyObedientWoman
10 weeks ago

Woodley

But you're too young

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By *oelDorianMan
10 weeks ago

vanaheim

"But you're too young "

Damn only by a year haha

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
10 weeks ago

carluke

Your initials remind me of an old favourite tipple and my sober sponsor tells me to try to avoid reminders of those troubling times

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By *r SxxMan
10 weeks ago

Kent

"Your initials remind me of an old favourite tipple and my sober sponsor tells me to try to avoid reminders of those troubling times "

I would but...... I've tied the wrong knot and am stuck to the bed till the fire brigade get here

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By *infullyObedientWoman
10 weeks ago

Woodley

"Your initials remind me of an old favourite tipple and my sober sponsor tells me to try to avoid reminders of those troubling times "

But I'd enjoy the ropes more

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By *oelDorianMan
10 weeks ago

vanaheim

I would trace your tattoos

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By *andalustCouple
10 weeks ago

Guildford

But I only meet two out of your three requirement

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By *armite 500Man
10 weeks ago

Darlington

"Your initials remind me of an old favourite tipple and my sober sponsor tells me to try to avoid reminders of those troubling times

But I'd enjoy the ropes more "

You keep refusing 🤣

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
10 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

"Your initials remind me of an old favourite tipple and my sober sponsor tells me to try to avoid reminders of those troubling times

But I'd enjoy the ropes more

You keep refusing 🤣"

Don't like marmite 😅

Tink ☺️

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By *infullyObedientWoman
10 weeks ago

Woodley

"Your initials remind me of an old favourite tipple and my sober sponsor tells me to try to avoid reminders of those troubling times

But I'd enjoy the ropes more

You keep refusing 🤣"

But I have to move up north first 😝

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By *helamontsCouple
10 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Were soft swing ...

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By *oelDorianMan
10 weeks ago

vanaheim

"But I only meet two out of your three requirement "

Damn haha

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I would fuck you, but … I want to retain *some* semblance of dignity. Even around here.

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
10 weeks ago

scunthorpe

"I would fuck you, but … I want to retain *some* semblance of dignity. Even around here."

I think you’re too sophisticated for me 🙈

Donna x

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
10 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"I would fuck you, but … I want to retain *some* semblance of dignity. Even around here.

I think you’re too sophisticated for me 🙈

Donna x"

I'd want to talk about tattoos

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By *oelDorianMan
10 weeks ago

vanaheim

Same I would want to talk about tattoos

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
10 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

"I would fuck you, but … I want to retain *some* semblance of dignity. Even around here.

I think you’re too sophisticated for me 🙈

Donna x

I'd want to talk about tattoos "

Your too far away

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By *K herts mMan
10 weeks ago

Fleetwood

"I would fuck you, but … I want to retain *some* semblance of dignity. Even around here.

I think you’re too sophisticated for me 🙈

Donna x

I'd want to talk about tattoos

Your too far away "

You can do better

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By *lidMan
10 weeks ago

Cambridge

...... I'm straight

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By *armite 500Man
10 weeks ago

Darlington

"...... I'm straight"

Same

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By *oelDorianMan
10 weeks ago

vanaheim

"I would fuck you, but … I want to retain *some* semblance of dignity. Even around here.

I think you’re too sophisticated for me 🙈

Donna x

I'd want to talk about tattoos

Your too far away "

Shame was just in wales

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
10 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

"I would fuck you, but … I want to retain *some* semblance of dignity. Even around here.

I think you’re too sophisticated for me 🙈

Donna x

I'd want to talk about tattoos

Your too far away

Shame was just in wales"

But I'm not that curvy

Tink ☺️

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"I would fuck you, but … I want to retain *some* semblance of dignity. Even around here.

I think you’re too sophisticated for me 🙈

Donna x

I'd want to talk about tattoos

Your too far away

Shame was just in wales

But I'm not that curvy

Tink ☺️"

We'd bump into people we know.

I live in neverland too. I'm peter pan.

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
10 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

"I would fuck you, but … I want to retain *some* semblance of dignity. Even around here.

I think you’re too sophisticated for me 🙈

Donna x

I'd want to talk about tattoos

Your too far away

Shame was just in wales

But I'm not that curvy

Tink ☺️

We'd bump into people we know.

I live in neverland too. I'm peter pan."

Ahh I prefer PenisPan 🤭

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By *r M Gray88Man
10 weeks ago

Morecambe

You're lazy so I ejaculate when you are asleep 😘👑

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
10 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"You're lazy so I ejaculate when you are asleep 😘👑"

Distance

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By *otguy555Man
10 weeks ago

Bristol

Would fuck you but don't think you would be able to handle my cock x

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By *ozzybear1981Man
10 weeks ago

preston

I’m straight

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
10 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

"I’m straight"

Too hairy

Tink ☺️

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
10 weeks ago

North West

You’re nowhere near!

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By *ozzybear1981Man
10 weeks ago

preston

"You’re nowhere near!"

I could only dream

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By *r SxxMan
10 weeks ago

Kent

"You’re nowhere near!"

I would but..... I'd be too worried about ripping does lovely leggings

(I'm clumsy)

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
10 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"You’re nowhere near!

I would but..... I'd be too worried about ripping does lovely leggings

(I'm clumsy) "

Not my type

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By *oelDorianMan
10 weeks ago

vanaheim

Too far away

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By *eparated_galWoman
10 weeks ago

Salford

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By *eparated_galWoman
10 weeks ago

Salford

"You’re nowhere near!

I would but..... I'd be too worried about ripping does lovely leggings

(I'm clumsy)

Not my type "

To far away

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By *eehiMan
10 weeks ago

Catterick

I'd like to but it sounds like work

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By *ozzybear1981Man
10 weeks ago

preston

"You’re nowhere near!

I would but..... I'd be too worried about ripping does lovely leggings

(I'm clumsy)

Not my type

To far away"

I don’t think I’d stop 🫣

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By *armite 500Man
10 weeks ago

Darlington

"You’re nowhere near!

I would but..... I'd be too worried about ripping does lovely leggings

(I'm clumsy)

Not my type

To far away

I don’t think I’d stop 🫣"

Your a male 🤷‍♂️

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By *ereforfun200Man
10 weeks ago

North West

"Bit of Friday fun...so let's hear your inventive reason's "

You're a male,sorry. Any ladies are more than welcome to step up and try my love truncheon. .lol

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
10 weeks ago

Aberdeen

You're a silhouette

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By *avexxMan
10 weeks ago

cheshire

aberdeen is just a little to far

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By *nexpectedExplorerMan
10 weeks ago

SA3

Cheshire is full of cats and I’m allergic

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"aberdeen is just a little to far"

Great physique but ladies only apologies

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By *tr8MrE OP Man
10 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm in Mackie D's getting breakfast

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By *ikesEmBigMan
10 weeks ago

Herts

"I'm in Mackie D's getting breakfast "
I don't like minions

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By *infullyObedientWoman
10 weeks ago

Woodley

I've got a headache

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By *tr8MrE OP Man
10 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Sexual endorphins are good for headaches 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

His ass is better than me

Polly

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By *infullyObedientWoman
10 weeks ago

Woodley

I'm straight

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By *ike_looking_forMan
10 weeks ago

Cumbria

they have cancelled most of the trains to the south this weekend

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By *ustus5555Woman
10 weeks ago

Mansfield

I think I'm going to win most genuine reason of the day.

Can't fuck the above as the daughter is 2cm dilated and I'm off to hospital with her. 🥳🥳🥳

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By *FGIHMan
10 weeks ago

Chesterfield

As at a beer fest

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By *avexxMan
10 weeks ago

cheshire

your a man

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By *tr8MrE OP Man
10 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"I think I'm going to win most genuine reason of the day.

Can't fuck the above as the daughter is 2cm dilated and I'm off to hospital with her. 🥳🥳🥳"

Congratulations grandmama to be

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
10 weeks ago

La La Land

He doesn't have a vagina

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By *eviant loversCouple
10 weeks ago

half way to hell

We turned up and you weren’t there! Then you ghosted us

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By *ristol_nicolaTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Bristol

"We turned up and you weren’t there! Then you ghosted us

I totally would but you’re not looking for TV/CD.

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By *adbod11Man
10 weeks ago

wantage

"We turned up and you weren’t there! Then you ghosted us

I totally would but you’re not looking for TV/CD.

I don't do phone sex

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By *tr8MrE OP Man
10 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"He doesn't have a vagina

In more ways than one 🤣🤣

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
10 weeks ago

Aberdeen

He may not want too

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By *eviant loversCouple
10 weeks ago

half way to hell

"He may not want too "

You live in a place that even the tardis can’t find

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By *tr8MrE OP Man
10 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm allergic to Dr's

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By *upersonic SamMan
10 weeks ago

wigan

"I'm allergic to Dr's"

I have an angles kink

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By *upersonic SamMan
10 weeks ago

wigan

"I'm allergic to Dr's"

I have an angles kink

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By *hastity_roseTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Nowhere

I've not got my key

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Not what were looking for

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By *irty_little_blondeWoman
10 weeks ago

manchester

Far far away

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By *hetechmanMan
10 weeks ago

north west

Don’t think you would let me

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By *aughty-pair619Couple
10 weeks ago

hartlepool

I would but I don’t think it would fit

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By *pendableMan
10 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"I would but I don’t think it would fit

I would but it's a bit far to travel

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By *avexxMan
10 weeks ago

cheshire

no your a chappie

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By *ittleJohn5Man
10 weeks ago

Wickham Market

"I would but I don’t think it would fit

Can’t as in a chastity cage!

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By *ikesEmBigMan
10 weeks ago

Herts

"I would but I don’t think it would fit

Can’t as in a chastity cage!"
I'm not a fan of hairy partners

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By *ecretxLoverWoman
10 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I would but I don’t think it would fit

Can’t as in a chastity cage! I'm not a fan of hairy partners

I don’t want a trip to a&i going by that profile pic x

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
10 weeks ago

Aberdeen

You're straight

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By *upersonic SamMan
10 weeks ago

wigan

"You're straight"

I have an ingrown hair on my penis.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
10 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

To far away

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By *r Bond.Man
10 weeks ago

Moving Around the Midlands

I’m too young

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By *erry bull1Man
10 weeks ago

doncaster

My rabbit just developed toothache

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By *NormalMan01Man
10 weeks ago

Harrogate

My cock fell off…

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By *irty_little_blondeWoman
10 weeks ago

manchester

"My cock fell off… "

Oops unable to as he is now cockless

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By *thldncpl114Couple
10 weeks ago

London

"My cock fell off…

Oops unable to as he is now cockless"

Not looking for mf couples sadly

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Too far

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
10 weeks ago

scunthorpe

"Too far "

I don’t think you want me

Donna x

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By *tr8MrE OP Man
10 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm in a galaxy far far away

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By *FGIHMan
10 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Too true

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
10 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

"Too true"

But I'm chilling tonight with a Gin and every other night too 😅

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
10 weeks ago

Bristol

My sister ate my homework and I have to do it again 🤷‍♂️

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By *itty9899Man
10 weeks ago

Craggy Island

Won't fit.

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By *aily bugleMan
10 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

I'm counting my tupperware collection

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By *infullyObedientWoman
10 weeks ago

Woodley

I'm washing my hair

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
10 weeks ago

Bristol

"I'm washing my hair "

I’m intimidated by her

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By *infullyObedientWoman
10 weeks ago

Woodley

"I'm washing my hair

I’m intimidated by her

I prefer men to be confident 😝

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
10 weeks ago

Bristol

"I'm washing my hair

I’m intimidated by her

I prefer men to be confident 😝"

Good thing it’s false inventive reasons

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By *armite 500Man
10 weeks ago

Darlington

"I'm washing my hair

I’m intimidated by her

I prefer men to be confident 😝"

Your to far away

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By *infullyObedientWoman
10 weeks ago

Woodley

He's too sexy for me

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"I'm washing my hair

I’m intimidated by her

I prefer men to be confident 😝"

I would but she's straight

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By *tr8MrE OP Man
10 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"He's too sexy for me"

Mum says "no" 🤣🤣

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
10 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

"He's too sexy for me

Mum says "no" 🤣🤣"

Yeah mine says no too

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By *agertoexploreMan
10 weeks ago

Cambridge

Outta my league

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By *r Bond.Man
10 weeks ago

Moving Around the Midlands

I have a phobia of dragon tattoos

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Bristol

I can't be bothered to leave my chair

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By *tr8MrE OP Man
10 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"I have a phobia of dragon tattoos "

I allergic to touching his Blowfelt

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

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By *infullyObedientWoman
10 weeks ago

Woodley

"I have a phobia of dragon tattoos

I allergic to touching his Blowfelt "

His mum won't let him

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
10 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

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By *tr8MrE OP Man
10 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"I have a phobia of dragon tattoos

I allergic to touching his Blowfelt

His mum won't let him "

This time mum is right 🤣🤣

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
10 weeks ago

scunthorpe

I’m busy drinking wine in the bath and watching mobland 😂

Donna x

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By *ikesEmBigMan
10 weeks ago

Herts

"I’m busy drinking wine in the bath and watching mobland 😂

Donna x"
I couldn't possibly interrupt your viewing. It's pretty good

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By * MRS ShyButNotShy MRSCouple
10 weeks ago

Stoke

A spider has moved. He is now living above my front door. So now I can't leave the house

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By *eviant loversCouple
10 weeks ago

half way to hell

We have a fear of oatcakes

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By *agertoexploreMan
10 weeks ago

Cambridge

Your there and I’m here

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By *infullyObedientWoman
10 weeks ago

Woodley

You're not my type

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
10 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

"You're not my type "

Too darn sexy for us

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By *umFun95Man
10 weeks ago

Andover

I’m below your age requirements

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
10 weeks ago

Bristol

"You're not my type "

I’m out of excuses, I’d fuck you

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By *infullyObedientWoman
10 weeks ago

Woodley

"You're not my type

I’m out of excuses, I’d fuck you "

Well in that case let's do it it! 😝😈

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By *tr8MrE OP Man
10 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Book a room for them...but not telling them where or room no.

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By *infullyObedientWoman
10 weeks ago

Woodley

Thank you kindly and flash my boobs for the room number 😝

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By *eroLondonMan
10 weeks ago

Mayfair

I would but sadly the distance causes ripples of impossibilities.

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
10 weeks ago

Norwich

Wool makes me itch

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By *tr8MrE OP Man
10 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Thank you kindly and flash my boobs for the room number 😝"

It begins with 2 😜😜

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By *eroLondonMan
10 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Wool makes me itch"

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Merino would be kind to your derrière.

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By *tr8MrE OP Man
10 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm busy putting Google eyes on my testicles

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
10 weeks ago

Aberdeen

You seem too busy

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
10 weeks ago

scunthorpe

You’re soooo far away

Donna x

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

My grass needs reseeding xx

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
10 weeks ago

Norwich

"My grass needs reseeding xx"

I’d have to do a Harry Enfield impression

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By *ichxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxMan
10 weeks ago

Skipton

I'm moving

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By *tr8MrE OP Man
10 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm currently shadow cock fighting

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By *icky_123Man
10 weeks ago

birmingham

I dont think you swing that way

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
10 weeks ago

Bristol

"You're not my type

I’m out of excuses, I’d fuck you

Well in that case let's do it it! 😝😈"

You’re on!

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
10 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"I dont think you swing that way "

Too far for me

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By *eroLondonMan
10 weeks ago

Mayfair

Too far.

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By *icky_123Man
10 weeks ago

birmingham

Damn you really are so far lol

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"Damn you really are so far lol"

All I want to do is sh*t on you, but you're not into that. 😂🤮

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By *heffguy48Man
10 weeks ago

Rotherham

I would but ya got a cock

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
10 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"Damn you really are so far lol

All I want to do is sh*t on you, but you're not into that. 😂🤮"

You know why

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By *tr8MrE OP Man
10 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I can't wait a month

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

You know why

Still appreciate you. X

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By *ny1localMan
10 weeks ago

READING

They're waiting to nail down my box.

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By *namoratomanMan
10 weeks ago

Herefordshire

I’m not local!

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By *fffunCouple
10 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Your not a female

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
10 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"Your not a female"

I don't have a spare banana

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By *tr8MrE OP Man
10 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

But I'm somewhere inside london

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
10 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I can't be arsed 🤣

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
10 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

"But I'm somewhere inside london"

Not interested in going to london

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By *irty workmanMan
10 weeks ago

lincolnshire

You’ll get hurt

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