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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

What about a profile makes you immediately say/think no thank you?

A major one for us is... only play bareback. There is a beautiful single woman who often visits our profile, and she states that protection is stupid on her profile, and that is enough for us to pass on that mythological unicorn.

Mrs.

Xx

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By *hare2CareCouple
3 weeks ago

Leicestershire

Old, or no, pictures. It’s not too much to ask to see pictures from within the last 12 months.

Single guys who say they’re looking to cuck or humiliate. Not kink shaming, but it’s not for us.

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

carluke

“Will fill in later” and they joined over a year ago

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By *entfootloverMan
3 weeks ago

Sevenoaks


"“Will fill in later” and they joined over a year ago"

This. And probably expect a Pulitzer-winning first message too.

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By *ev and TrevCouple
3 weeks ago

cardiff


"What about a profile makes you immediately say/think no thank you?

A major one for us is... only play bareback. There is a beautiful single woman who often visits our profile, and she states that protection is stupid on her profile, and that is enough for us to pass on that mythological unicorn.

Mrs.

Xx"

No pics/just cock pics

Will fill in later

Dom/daddy etc

Need to empty my balls type status

I could go on......

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"Old, or no, pictures. It’s not too much to ask to see pictures from within the last 12 months.

Single guys who say they’re looking to cuck or humiliate. Not kink shaming, but it’s not for us. "

Now that you mention it, we need some newer pics Maybe get the camera out this weekend and have some fun with it

With you on the cuck situation as well. Had a cuck couple message a while back, conversation was going great until she wanted me ( Mrs.) the be a cuck sat in the corner with her cuck husband and have my Mr telling me how much better she was than me b that would be a hard no thank you, happy fabbing 😊

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"“Will fill in later” and they joined over a year ago"

We're not interested if you can't make the slightest effort on your profile. Makes us think you won't make an effort for/during a meet.

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"What about a profile makes you immediately say/think no thank you?

A major one for us is... only play bareback. There is a beautiful single woman who often visits our profile, and she states that protection is stupid on her profile, and that is enough for us to pass on that mythological unicorn.

Mrs.

Xx

No pics/just cock pics

Will fill in later

Dom/daddy etc

Need to empty my balls type status

I could go on...... "

Completely agree on all of those examples!

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"“Will fill in later” and they joined over a year ago

This. And probably expect a Pulitzer-winning first message too."

Yes! You better catch our eye before you find out if we even know how to spell

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By *untime40Man
3 weeks ago

charlton

Blank profiles , no information and no pics is a definite no from me

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By *tudleyGoodfuckMan
3 weeks ago

Durham

Silhouette and no other pics despite being on over a year.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Shit/dirty/messy pics.

Pics hanging out of different people bareback.

Negative profile.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds


"Shit/dirty/messy pics.

Pics hanging out of different people bareback.

Negative profile."

And to add the invisible man on couples profiles.

Mrs

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By *uysx2Couple (MM)
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

The words "we are not looking for single men" instant block.

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By *issmorganWoman
3 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

No public pics and not much text.

Lots of pics of them hanging out of various women.

Just pics of their bits, that puts me off couple profiles too, as does only having pics of one of them (usually just the woman).

Them having interests that don't align with mine ie regular dogging/gangbang pics /veries.

Inconsistency ie sayung no smoker, then they have a recent pic with a cig in hand or mouth.

The age one, I'm 40 not 50, but I can't change it. Yes that's because you changed it already!.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
3 weeks ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest

- Silhouette profile picture

- No public pictures

- Every picture being a cock pic

- Just crap pics - messy backgrounds, no thought etc. etc.

- Single profiles with pics balls deep in other people (always wonder if they have permission)

- Any pic showing them bareback

- No face pic attached

- Just a “hi”, “hey” “how are you” type of message … booooooring!!!

- Any crude message - “FAF”, “meet me now at this hotel”, “can I fill your holes” etc.

- Any mention that they are a “Daddy” 🤢

- Shit bio - “will fill in later” or just no effort

They tend to be my straight up delete filters 🍭

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"Blank profiles , no information and no pics is a definite no from me "

100% this!

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"Shit/dirty/messy pics.

Pics hanging out of different people bareback.

Negative profile.

And to add the invisible man on couples profiles.

Mrs "

All of the above

and 1 million times yes to the invisible man of a couple. I can't be bothered to ask for a pic if they can't be bothered to include him in profile pics. I understand if he doesn't get involved, but if he want to be in the mix he should be visible.

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By *ewboy50Man
3 weeks ago

Carlisle

People who have pictures that are six years out of date and they’re still on here every day wanting to talk and meet up. Especially the ones who say they’re a couple and they’re all female pictures from way back.

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"The words "we are not looking for single men" instant block."

We generally are hardly ever actively looking for single men, but now and again someone will catch my eye. Sometimes it can be a profile of a man who is nearby, or even a wink or random unsolicited message. You never know who or when someone will spark an interest. We can be a contradictory at times...we all have flaws

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"No public pics and not much text.

Lots of pics of them hanging out of various women.

Just pics of their bits, that puts me off couple profiles too, as does only having pics of one of them (usually just the woman).

Them having interests that don't align with mine ie regular dogging/gangbang pics /veries.

Inconsistency ie sayung no smoker, then they have a recent pic with a cig in hand or mouth.

The age one, I'm 40 not 50, but I can't change it. Yes that's because you changed it already!. "

Oh yeah, we forgot that we are both in our late 20's, and have just spent loads of time in the sun wink

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"People who have pictures that are six years out of date and they’re still on here every day wanting to talk and meet up. Especially the ones who say they’re a couple and they’re all female pictures from way back."

Since I started this I'm realizing that we need to put some up to date photos in here

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By *ustus5555Woman
3 weeks ago

Mansfield


"What about a profile makes you immediately say/think no thank you?

A major one for us is... only play bareback. There is a beautiful single woman who often visits our profile, and she states that protection is stupid on her profile, and that is enough for us to pass on that mythological unicorn.

Mrs.

Xx

No pics/just cock pics

Will fill in later

Dom/daddy etc

Need to empty my balls type status

I could go on...... "

All of these, and the word bull.

I really don't know how ( or even if) they manage to get any meets at all.

I suppose it what some ppl want, but not me. X

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"- Silhouette profile picture

- No public pictures

- Every picture being a cock pic

- Just crap pics - messy backgrounds, no thought etc. etc.

- Single profiles with pics balls deep in other people (always wonder if they have permission)

- Any pic showing them bareback

- No face pic attached

- Just a “hi”, “hey” “how are you” type of message … booooooring!!!

- Any crude message - “FAF”, “meet me now at this hotel”, “can I fill your holes” etc.

- Any mention that they are a “Daddy” 🤢

- Shit bio - “will fill in later” or just no effort

They tend to be my straight up delete filters 🍭

"

Absolutely all of these! No thank you! 😊

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"What about a profile makes you immediately say/think no thank you?

A major one for us is... only play bareback. There is a beautiful single woman who often visits our profile, and she states that protection is stupid on her profile, and that is enough for us to pass on that mythological unicorn.

Mrs.

Xx

No pics/just cock pics

Will fill in later

Dom/daddy etc

Need to empty my balls type status

I could go on......

All of these, and the word bull.

I really don't know how ( or even if) they manage to get any meets at all.

I suppose it what some ppl want, but not me. X"

I suppose some people are ok with that, but that doesn't cut it with us either.

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands

I don't bite unless you ask me too, hehehehe.

Just, No!

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By *ev and TrevCouple
3 weeks ago

cardiff


"What about a profile makes you immediately say/think no thank you?

A major one for us is... only play bareback. There is a beautiful single woman who often visits our profile, and she states that protection is stupid on her profile, and that is enough for us to pass on that mythological unicorn.

Mrs.

Xx

No pics/just cock pics

Will fill in later

Dom/daddy etc

Need to empty my balls type status

I could go on......

All of these, and the word bull.

I really don't know how ( or even if) they manage to get any meets at all.

I suppose it what some ppl want, but not me. X"

Also usernames like suck me dry or pussylicker.....makes me shudder 😬

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"I don't bite unless you ask me too, hehehehe.

Just, No!

"

Maybe we should put, won't punch you in the throat unless provoked, hehehe

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"What about a profile makes you immediately say/think no thank you?

A major one for us is... only play bareback. There is a beautiful single woman who often visits our profile, and she states that protection is stupid on her profile, and that is enough for us to pass on that mythological unicorn.

Mrs.

Xx

No pics/just cock pics

Will fill in later

Dom/daddy etc

Need to empty my balls type status

I could go on......

All of these, and the word bull.

I really don't know how ( or even if) they manage to get any meets at all.

I suppose it what some ppl want, but not me. X

Also usernames like suck me dry or pussylicker.....makes me shudder 😬"

Right!

Oh, hello pussy destroyer, I was hoping someone would come along and try to ruin my beautiful vagina

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands


"I don't bite unless you ask me too, hehehehe.

Just, No!

Maybe we should put, won't punch you in the throat unless provoked, hehehe "

Thats not a bad idea, altho just typing hehehehe makes my eye twitch!

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By *ustus5555Woman
3 weeks ago

Mansfield


"What about a profile makes you immediately say/think no thank you?

A major one for us is... only play bareback. There is a beautiful single woman who often visits our profile, and she states that protection is stupid on her profile, and that is enough for us to pass on that mythological unicorn.

Mrs.

Xx

No pics/just cock pics

Will fill in later

Dom/daddy etc

Need to empty my balls type status

I could go on......

All of these, and the word bull.

I really don't know how ( or even if) they manage to get any meets at all.

I suppose it what some ppl want, but not me. X

Also usernames like suck me dry or pussylicker.....makes me shudder 😬

Right!

Oh, hello pussy destroyer, I was hoping someone would come along and try to ruin my beautiful vagina "

Or.

I will have you begging.

You won't. You really really won't.

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By *uffsandkinkCouple
3 weeks ago

leeds

Any that mention breeding

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By *each needs some creamWoman
3 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Couples profile that don't have photos of the male half. It hard for the fictitious the wife/partner to take some pictures.

As for single men it location.

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By *atentHeelsCouple
3 weeks ago

Salford

Cut and paste spam mails that are clearly sent en masse. Nothing personal about you or your file.

Anyone saying “can I ask you a question?” You just did, womble

Anyone who messages “what yous up to” etc. all insta blocks (anyone who says ‘yous’ tbf haha)

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By *oson-BlueCouple
3 weeks ago

North Kent

Statuses that moan about being bored/everybody is fake/why dies nobody meet/soliciting illegal substances

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By *parkle1974Woman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Single male/female profiles with action shots with others. I always question if they have consent from the other party for the pics to be shown (I bet in more than half the cases, the answer would be no).

I wonder why the site allows single profiles to upload them 🤔

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By *ustus5555Woman
3 weeks ago

Mansfield


"Cut and paste spam mails that are clearly sent en masse. Nothing personal about you or your file.

Anyone saying “can I ask you a question?” You just did, womble

Anyone who messages “what yous up to” etc. all insta blocks (anyone who says ‘yous’ tbf haha)"

I've had the same message from the same " female " 7 weeks running.

I would normally block but I'm interested to see how long they persist. 🤷

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By *outhern77Man
3 weeks ago

Birmingham


"What about a profile makes you immediately say/think no thank you?"

My Profile does that without me typing anything lol...

But as stated above

"Will Fill in Later" after being Here for Months.

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
3 weeks ago

Stoke

Playing/action shots... Seriously don't need to see last night's tea 🤢

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By *ondiego85Man
3 weeks ago

nottingham

Watersports. Yuck!

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By *inkyLips2.0Woman
3 weeks ago

Debauchery

Literally all everything everyone’s said put close ups of genitals especially oozing ones

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
3 weeks ago

scunthorpe

I’m not a fan of people saying they will fuck me better than Sean. We aren’t here because our sex life is lacking, we just want extra fun.

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"I don't bite unless you ask me too, hehehehe.

Just, No!

Maybe we should put, won't punch you in the throat unless provoked, hehehe

Thats not a bad idea, altho just typing hehehehe makes my eye twitch!"

Funny what things can give is the ick in an instant

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"What about a profile makes you immediately say/think no thank you?

A major one for us is... only play bareback. There is a beautiful single woman who often visits our profile, and she states that protection is stupid on her profile, and that is enough for us to pass on that mythological unicorn.

Mrs.

Xx

No pics/just cock pics

Will fill in later

Dom/daddy etc

Need to empty my balls type status

I could go on......

All of these, and the word bull.

I really don't know how ( or even if) they manage to get any meets at all.

I suppose it what some ppl want, but not me. X

Also usernames like suck me dry or pussylicker.....makes me shudder 😬

Right!

Oh, hello pussy destroyer, I was hoping someone would come along and try to ruin my beautiful vagina

Or.

I will have you begging.

You won't. You really really won't. "

I won't even beg my husband, might get a bit stroppy if he denied me...who am I kidding, he doesn't deny me sex

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"Any that mention breeding "

Yeah....let's not and say we did

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By *damsmith12233Man
3 weeks ago

leicester

Taking notes and I’ve used all the ink in my only pen 🤣

Text speak is one for me, it’s 2025 let autocorrect do its thing for duck’s sake

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By *punk n gushCouple
3 weeks ago

deal

No photos

Nothing about there self

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By *umFun95Man
3 weeks ago

Andover

Close up photos only is always a red flag for me

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By *uysx2Couple (MM)
3 weeks ago

Birmingham


"The words "we are not looking for single men" instant block.

We generally are hardly ever actively looking for single men, but now and again someone will catch my eye. Sometimes it can be a profile of a man who is nearby, or even a wink or random unsolicited message. You never know who or when someone will spark an interest. We can be a contradictory at times...we all have flaws "

Then you're lying in your profile which isn't a great start.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
3 weeks ago

Merseyside

For us it’s bareback pictures, or things like anal slut or cum slut written on people - instant ick

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By *arkRichMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester City Centre

Getting messages from couples, who have no pics, or very low quality blurry pics, and they just say, “hi”

Surely, between them, they can figure out that this isn’t good enough - had one recently - no info on their profiles, one low quality pic, no face, no profile info, but luckily some decent veri’s - first message “hi” FFS

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Anyone who describes themselves as a bad boy, or an alpha, or a nice guy 💜

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By *orgetmeKnotCouple
3 weeks ago

Gillingham

No pics.

No effort in profile description.

Old join dates but no verifications. Mention of bull/cuckold (not our thing) Clearly older than what they claim they are.

There's probably more but those are the main ones.

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"The words "we are not looking for single men" instant block.

We generally are hardly ever actively looking for single men, but now and again someone will catch my eye. Sometimes it can be a profile of a man who is nearby, or even a wink or random unsolicited message. You never know who or when someone will spark an interest. We can be a contradictory at times...we all have flaws

Then you're lying in your profile which isn't a great start."

You can call it lying if you like, you're welcome to your opinion.

It does say in our profile that we will find you when the mood strikes. To us that means it's not something we regularly want, but do (on occasion) meet single men. You saying we are lying makes us think you didn't fully read our profile, or if you did, you didn't understand the information that was given. We've had loads of single men messaging asking if the mood has struck...they understand the assignment, and get full marks for reading our whole profile. Also, we have veri's from single men. Not many, (as it isn't our priority) but some men just catch my attention.

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"Statuses that moan about being bored/everybody is fake/why dies nobody meet/soliciting illegal substances "

100% agree with this. Such a turn off.

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"I’m not a fan of people saying they will fuck me better than Sean. We aren’t here because our sex life is lacking, we just want extra fun.

"

Absolutely!! Nobody is going to come close to making me feel the way my husband does. If you think you are...you can jog on.

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By *uysx2Couple (MM)
3 weeks ago

Birmingham


"The words "we are not looking for single men" instant block.

We generally are hardly ever actively looking for single men, but now and again someone will catch my eye. Sometimes it can be a profile of a man who is nearby, or even a wink or random unsolicited message. You never know who or when someone will spark an interest. We can be a contradictory at times...we all have flaws

Then you're lying in your profile which isn't a great start.

You can call it lying if you like, you're welcome to your opinion.

It does say in our profile that we will find you when the mood strikes. To us that means it's not something we regularly want, but do (on occasion) meet single men. You saying we are lying makes us think you didn't fully read our profile, or if you did, you didn't understand the information that was given. We've had loads of single men messaging asking if the mood has struck...they understand the assignment, and get full marks for reading our whole profile. Also, we have veri's from single men. Not many, (as it isn't our priority) but some men just catch my attention. "

Not calling you liars but if anyone puts "we are not looking for single men" but they do meet single guys on their profile then they're lying.

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By *oson-BlueCouple
3 weeks ago

North Kent

Offering to “destroy your pussy”

1. The cat’s not ill

2. You’re not a veterinarian

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"No photos

Nothing about there self

"

I think profiles like like should not reach out in any kind of way. Just look and enjoy profiles and move on with your day. They can't seriously think someone going to take a shot in the dark and meet them with no info

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By *hare2CareCouple
3 weeks ago

Leicestershire


"I’m not a fan of people saying they will fuck me better than Sean. We aren’t here because our sex life is lacking, we just want extra fun.

"

Exactly the same with us. We even had a message with someone demeaning Mr, like they thought Mrs would like that. Mrs does not like that!

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By *eviant loversCouple
3 weeks ago

walsall ish

For us it’s 420, we’ve no interest in it, just our choice we don’t vilify those who do.

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By *ndrew CareyMan
3 weeks ago

Cambridgeshire


"Old, or no, pictures. It’s not too much to ask to see pictures from within the last 12 months.

Single guys who say they’re looking to cuck or humiliate. Not kink shaming, but it’s not for us. "

The profiles that want you to perform like a circus act are a pet peeve.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Not calling you liars but if anyone puts "we are not looking for single men" but they do meet single guys on their profile then they're lying."

I'm not looking for more giant neon tentacle dildos, but if one that utterly appeals to me pops up in a sale when in in the right mood, you bet I'm buying it anyway. Still not looking for one though 💜

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By *oelDorianMan
3 weeks ago

vanaheim


"What about a profile makes you immediately say/think no thank you?

A major one for us is... only play bareback. There is a beautiful single woman who often visits our profile, and she states that protection is stupid on her profile, and that is enough for us to pass on that mythological unicorn.

Mrs.

Xx"

Same the bareback one for me as well and those that send random friends invites without chatting

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By *orbidden eastMan
3 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

Preferences.

I mean it’s all good to say you do have a preference, but please just put that at the beginning as I have to read through the whole thing just to find out I am not your type 🤷‍♂️

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"I’m not a fan of people saying they will fuck me better than Sean. We aren’t here because our sex life is lacking, we just want extra fun.

Exactly the same with us. We even had a message with someone demeaning Mr, like they thought Mrs would like that. Mrs does not like that! "

We had a cuck couple reach out once and happily chatting, then she says she wants me (Mrs.) sat in the corner with her husband while my husband fucks her and tells me how he likes fucking her more than me and her pussy so much better than mine, and so on.

Ummmm...yeah.... no! That is y'all's kink, and that is perfectly fine, but that is definitely not for us.

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"For us it’s 420, we’ve no interest in it, just our choice we don’t vilify those who do. "

Yeah, lots of people out there going skiing, that's fine, your choice, but not for us.

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"Not calling you liars but if anyone puts "we are not looking for single men" but they do meet single guys on their profile then they're lying.

I'm not looking for more giant neon tentacle dildos, but if one that utterly appeals to me pops up in a sale when in in the right mood, you bet I'm buying it anyway. Still not looking for one though 💜"

This woman gets it!! Thank you for the analogy, maybe they'll understand it that way. 🤣

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"Preferences.

I mean it’s all good to say you do have a preference, but please just put that at the beginning as I have to read through the whole thing just to find out I am not your type 🤷‍♂️"

To us it doesn't matter where in the profile certain information is located. I'm just happy they have actually given the information instead of a skeletal profile.

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By *irty_little_blondeWoman
3 weeks ago

the

Where do I start 😂

Gapping holes on photos

Bare back photos

Like to bare back

Holes dripping with cum photos

Words such as daddy, bull etc

Reference to drugs or drug use

No photos

No veris

Photos full of cocks

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"Where do I start 😂

Gapping holes on photos

Bare back photos

Like to bare back

Holes dripping with cum photos

Words such as daddy, bull etc

Reference to drugs or drug use

No photos

No veris

Photos full of cocks

"

That seems to be the standard list plus text speak, and one/two word messages.

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
3 weeks ago

Dudley...kinda

Couples profiles that are all pictures of only one of them and not a mix of both.

Anyone thats bareback only.

The phrase "we are all here for the same thing".

References to 420, snow or sesh

MM profiles in general

Dom, Bull, Top or anything similar

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By *ust a little bit moreWoman
3 weeks ago

kendal

No pics,

No verifications,

1 word messages,

Profiles with no info,

Pics of just a cock,

Cock pics taken over a toilet,

Boring profiles with no info,

If I have to lead the conversation.... the only place I'm leading it too, is my block list.

I'm also a bit of a nightmare for zooming into the background of people's pictures too 🙈.

Which often doesn't end well.

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"Couples profiles that are all pictures of only one of them and not a mix of both.

Anyone thats bareback only.

The phrase "we are all here for the same thing".

References to 420, snow or sesh

MM profiles in general

Dom, Bull, Top or anything similar

"

Never really given any thought to MM ( not actual MM couples but guys teaming up) until one said we were lying on this exact thread. Now that we recognize this MM dynamic, it is also a no thank you.

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"No pics,

No verifications,

1 word messages,

Profiles with no info,

Pics of just a cock,

Cock pics taken over a toilet,

Boring profiles with no info,

If I have to lead the conversation.... the only place I'm leading it too, is my block list.

I'm also a bit of a nightmare for zooming into the background of people's pictures too 🙈.

Which often doesn't end well.

"

I forgot about the cock over the toilet pics....why!?! Just why!?!

Backgrounds tell a lot about people.

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By *G74Woman
3 weeks ago

Blackburn

*Worriedly checks own profile aftet reading this tread* 🙈

Agree with all of the above ... and the line "No way you're 50!!" Why would I lie about that?

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By *G74Woman
3 weeks ago

Blackburn


"I forgot about the cock over the toilet pics....why!?! Just why!?!

Backgrounds tell a lot about people. "

THIS^^^ 100%

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"I forgot about the cock over the toilet pics....why!?! Just why!?!

Backgrounds tell a lot about people. "

I watched a whole video of someone ejaculating earlier. Purely so I could try and work out what's on that workbench, is there something in that shredded cardboard box, what is that stain on the wall, what the fuck is that pile over there 💜

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"I forgot about the cock over the toilet pics....why!?! Just why!?!

Backgrounds tell a lot about people.

I watched a whole video of someone ejaculating earlier. Purely so I could try and work out what's on that workbench, is there something in that shredded cardboard box, what is that stain on the wall, what the fuck is that pile over there 💜"

That is absolutely hilarious!!!

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By *untogether OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"*Worriedly checks own profile aftet reading this tread* 🙈

Agree with all of the above ... and the line "No way you're 50!!" Why would I lie about that?

"

God bless the people who say "you look great for your age" That is not the compliment they think it is 😂

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"*Worriedly checks own profile aftet reading this tread* 🙈

Agree with all of the above ... and the line "No way you're 50!!" Why would I lie about that?

God bless the people who say "you look great for your age" That is not the compliment they think it is 😂"

"No way you're 38!"

Fuck off, if you think 38 is haggard and past it then I've got zero use for you 💜

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By *hestercplxxCouple
2 weeks ago

Chester

'Use free now' ... at 0630 from someone with no pics , outside our profile details , no veris etc

Yeah, course we'l come straight round.

Sometimes I feel like saying yeah il meet you at service station or somewhere, send them on a wild goose chase

Would genuinely love to know if that line ever works

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By *infullyObedientWoman
2 weeks ago

Woodley


"*Worriedly checks own profile aftet reading this tread* 🙈

Agree with all of the above ... and the line "No way you're 50!!" Why would I lie about that?

"

This and I give the same response. 🤣

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
2 weeks ago

Norwich

Only pictures are taken in bathroom, that’s not a red flag that’s just a no thank you!

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By *xtrafun2Couple
2 weeks ago

Manchester

We may have too many close up pics after reading this haha

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By *ildTimes.Man
2 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Profiles with a long list of demands....

Close up shots of leaking orifices

"Fabulous" or "large"

Shit tattoos that look like prison tatts

Too many verifications

Regular club goers

Sydney University stuff - 🤦🏻‍♂️ 🥪

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By *erfHerder74Man
2 weeks ago

Inverclyde

Looking for masc

Looking for hung

Men in women’s clothes

Smokers or dr*gs

A wedding ring in pictures

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By *d4funtimesMan
2 weeks ago

Cambridge


"We may have too many close up pics after reading this haha "

_xtrafun2, irresistible close up pics to fab

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By *uysx2Couple (MM)
2 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Couples profiles that are all pictures of only one of them and not a mix of both.

Anyone thats bareback only.

The phrase "we are all here for the same thing".

References to 420, snow or sesh

MM profiles in general

Dom, Bull, Top or anything similar

Never really given any thought to MM ( not actual MM couples but guys teaming up) until one said we were lying on this exact thread. Now that we recognize this MM dynamic, it is also a no thank you. "

That's why we blocked you.

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By *tudleyGoodfuckMan
2 weeks ago

Durham


"We may have too many close up pics after reading this haha "

No, your pics are great, you can't cater for everyone.

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By *oelDorianMan
2 weeks ago

vanaheim

Profiles with only cock pictures and nothing else also ones that are arrogant when you say no to them. Or ask a thousand questions as to why you said no

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By *inkyLips2.0Woman
2 weeks ago

Debauchery


"Only pictures are taken in bathroom, that’s not a red flag that’s just a no thank you!"

😂🤣 most of mine are in the bathroom, I have a busy home so that’s the only place I get privacy

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By *tudleyGoodfuckMan
2 weeks ago

Durham

Well this just highlights how different everyone is, you're never going to appeal to everyone so just be yourself and put what you feel is right for you on your profile, if people like it, great, if they don't then you probably wouldn't get on IRL anyway so move on. You can only be you.

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By *untogether OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"Couples profiles that are all pictures of only one of them and not a mix of both.

Anyone thats bareback only.

The phrase "we are all here for the same thing".

References to 420, snow or sesh

MM profiles in general

Dom, Bull, Top or anything similar

Never really given any thought to MM ( not actual MM couples but guys teaming up) until one said we were lying on this exact thread. Now that we recognize this MM dynamic, it is also a no thank you.

That's why we blocked you."

In my opinion that makes us all winners. Everybody is in agreement and happy.

Happy fabbing fellas 😊

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