FabSwingers.com forum: Swinging Nan ?

By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

Just had a message stating that it was tasteless to reference Nan in my profile.

Quirky is good um isn't it ?

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By *ustMyselfWoman
over a year ago

At the end of a cracked Rainbow

Thought it was funny

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

Thank you kindly.

I guess one persons gag is another persons objection lol.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Nothing wrong with a swinging Grannie. There are a few of us about.

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By *ymrocruMan
over a year ago

penygroes

"Nothing wrong with a swinging Grannie. There are a few of us about. "

And you are one stunning looking gran. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol. thought it was funny.

Whole profile interesting and amusing.

And .... nothing wrong with swinging nana

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

There sure isn't Fornix and mine is referenced in my profile with loving affection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody brilliant!!

Love your profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol. thought it was funny.

Whole profile interesting and amusing.

And .... nothing wrong with swinging nana

x"
we all ere for same thing lol xx

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Thought it was funny

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

Thank you Halo-Horn and SteelHeels.

I'm going for the " laugh them into bed " approach er via my words not via my actions lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've made me properly giggle. What a shame you aren't closer Mr

Popsicle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing wrong with a swinging Grannie. There are a few of us about.

And you are one stunning looking gran. Xxx"

And I agree totally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great profile,I needed a giggle xx

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Laughed out loud, good work op!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I looked too

good read

and good looking and literate whats the catch?!

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

Thank you CurvyPrincessPopsicle and Kissing Kelly you're both very kind.

What may alarm you is that I talk and write in that manner as a matter of course lol

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Yours is the sort of profile others could learn from.

Excellent!

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

Thank you x red x and Fornix.

Regarding the catch none apparent to moi however I splash on " delusion " aftershave twice daily .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I looked too

good read

and good looking and literate whats the catch?!

I reckon it's one of those single bi fems pretending to be a single bloke again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you x red x and Fornix.

Regarding the catch none apparent to moi however I splash on " delusion " aftershave twice daily .

Im sure it smells lovely.

David Gandy models for D&G aftershave, it could smell like a shit smugglers handbag for all I care. I'd still shag him

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

Genius rebranding for myself SteelHeels.

Single Bi females are proverbial gold dust on fabs .

I can almost hear my inbox starting to ping um possibly ?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Absolutely disgusting referencing your Naan in a swinging profile, there's no way a bread based profile will ever grab anyone's attention - bloody pervert!

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

Ha!Ha! Blonde Caz.

Used to do a naan gag in my standup routine.

" Just been cooking naan, grandad to follow if he don't stop whinging "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you CurvyPrincessPopsicle and Kissing Kelly you're both very kind.

What may alarm you is that I talk and write in that manner as a matter of course lol "

I'd be more alarmed to discover that you are a maths teacher!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

great profile. you could give lessons to a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's a great profile, especially if it captures your personality and you are naturally witty. I enjoy natural humour rather than people who try too hard to make people laugh.

Getting the right mix of humour is important too, it's overkill if everything in a profile is turned into a jokey statement.

My view is that we should write our profiles as a reflection of the type of people we are. If a profile is funny and witty I want that person to be like that in the flesh, if a profile is whingy then I assume the person who wrote it is a whinging git, it all helps us choose who we like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever said it was tasteless needs a sense of humour transplant! I thought it was funny. Great profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile definately funny. Had my attention from start to finish. Nice pics too. Im out of the running re body shape, ive put on some weight recently (not loads) but have more belly than in my pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genius rebranding for myself SteelHeels.

Single Bi females are proverbial gold dust on fabs .

I can almost hear my inbox starting to ping um possibly ?"

I'd ping ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me laugh, funny and a great opener to catch people's attention.

I don't say this often but thats a cracking profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely love your profile, gave me such a giggle. Genius I tell ya

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

Sincere thank you to all of the ladies/couples/guys who've taken the trouble to make all of the kind comments regarding my um " expansive " profile in the last few hours.

I guess that it isn't ever possible to attract everyone however fun people who like the sound of moi please get those messages pinging for over pronto " ta,please,fanx " " James "

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Made me laugh, funny and a great opener to catch people's attention.

I don't say this often but thats a cracking profile.

Crikey... Can you warn me of outbursts like this in future, I wasn't sitting down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Made me laugh, funny and a great opener to catch people's attention.

I don't say this often but thats a cracking profile.

OP, if wheels likes it then it really is good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Made me laugh, funny and a great opener to catch people's attention.

I don't say this often but thats a cracking profile.

It must be bloody good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Made me laugh, funny and a great opener to catch people's attention.

I don't say this often but thats a cracking profile.

Flippin eck! I need a drink after reading that!

OP - some people just don't get humour. Feel only pity for such people... and I'm sure your Nan is up there looking down saying "go on my son!" I know mine is.... dirty old girl that she was... LMAO!

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over a year ago

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

Have just read your profile also crystal and wheels.

Tony Benn and Crass eh wheels? Top man.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

This has got to be one of the best profiles I've seen - witty yet still informative - reference to Nan not in the slightest offensive to me! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore them I love your profile it's funny and witty and your very cute

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Thought it was funny

Laughed out loud at "subject to eBay prices!"

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

Thank you kindly Zoe Steve, Miss tress.

Choccywoccydoodah pics and profile are fab but I'd think twice about playing you at scrabble .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my first child at 18 ... I could be one ... but so far thay have no babies , I live in hope , lol

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By *ustMyselfWoman
over a year ago

At the end of a cracked Rainbow

"Thought it was funny

Laughed out loud at "subject to eBay prices!"

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Loved the profile, these are the kind I look for and will message

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

amazing profile !!

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By *estless in batterseaMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Up his own arse me thinks!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Up his own arse me thinks!"

What makes you say that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Up his own arse me thinks!"

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Up his own arse me thinks!"

Jealousy is an awful thing! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Up his own arse me thinks!

Jealousy is an awful thing! Z"

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By *estless in batterseaMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

"Up his own arse me thinks!

Jealousy is an awful thing! Z"
Sweet'eart there's absolutely nothing to be jealous about

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Made me laugh, funny and a great opener to catch people's attention.

I don't say this often but thats a cracking profile.

Crikey... Can you warn me of outbursts like this in future, I wasn't sitting down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love your ref to your nan

I often wonder what my dad thinks about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Up his own arse me thinks!

Jealousy is an awful thing! ZSweet'eart there's absolutely nothing to be jealous about

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

Not up anyone's ass erm " yet " but it's open to request.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Yours is the sort of profile others could learn from.

Excellent!"

My thoughts entirely and the nan comment is hilarious

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Yours is the sort of profile others could learn from.

Excellent!

My thoughts entirely and the nan comment is hilarious

I know! The whole profile is inspired! Humour, no ranting, great pics - mind you, I like the crap ones as you know who not to message! Z

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