FabSwingers.com forum: Encounters outside supermarkets

By *echnosonic_Brummie OP Man
5 weeks ago

Willenhall

So...

You're about to walk in to your local supermarket, minding your own business, pushing your shopping trolley ready to grab some potatoes and toothpaste when just as you arrive at the entrance you're accosted by a salesperson from an energy company asking: "Hi! Can I ask how much you are paying for your gas and electricity?"

You reply with: "No, not at all so long as you don't mind me asking..."

What would you ask them?

Best answer might win a prize (emphasis on "might").

By *echnosonic_Brummie OP Man
5 weeks ago

Willenhall

"Hi I had that "

Epic fail. No cookies for you.

By *ustlookingaround2021Man
5 weeks ago

Loughton

.. ‘How many times you’ve fucked yourself with a banana’

By *echnosonic_Brummie OP Man
5 weeks ago

Willenhall

".. ‘How many times you’ve fucked yourself with a banana’ "

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