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If you could add 1 thing to a swinging club what would it be ?

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Hey guys

So you're allowed to add 1 thing to all swinging clubs across the UK

What you adding and why?

Really looking forward to seeing what ideas we all have

S xxx

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
20 weeks ago

Norwich

A Techno/Trance/House DJ.

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Mine would be the option to have a Playlist in each room of the club where you can choose your own music 🎶

I love fucking to good tunes

S xxx

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"A Techno/Trance/House DJ."

Good shout for a themed event night

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By *uffsandkinkCouple
20 weeks ago

leeds

Exhibitionist bed in a very public part of the club

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By *r K and Mrs LCouple
20 weeks ago

Leicester

Ours would be somewhere that you can have food play, sploshing etc.x

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Exhibitionist bed in a very public part of the club"

Oooh love this idea 💡

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By *r K and Mrs LCouple
20 weeks ago

Leicester


"[Removed by poster at 11/03/25 15:24:01]"
my wife loves the idea of being a food table.x

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"[Removed by poster at 11/03/25 15:24:01] my wife loves the idea of being a food table.x"

Love this too - seen human food tables at certain events and they always go down a treat

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By *dsucksTV/TS
20 weeks ago

crofton park

Never been to a swingers club so don't know if this is something that they have.

Communal showers, love the idea of people soaping each other up.

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By *r K and Mrs LCouple
20 weeks ago

Leicester


"[Removed by poster at 11/03/25 15:24:01] my wife loves the idea of being a food table.x

Love this too - seen human food tables at certain events and they always go down a treat "

we just feel there’s something naughty but can also be quite intimate about it with the right people.

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By *erigold300Couple
20 weeks ago

Doncaster

Omg yes. I don’t want John Denver when I’m sucking a dick, sorry

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By *ockhard247Man
20 weeks ago

nottingham


"Never been to a swingers club so don't know if this is something that they have.

Communal showers, love the idea of people soaping each other up. "

Do like the sound of that

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Never been to a swingers club so don't know if this is something that they have.

Communal showers, love the idea of people soaping each other up. "

Most clubs do have this

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Lingerie and toy shop would be good in a swinger’s club where you can get demonstrations 😀

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Lingerie and toy shop would be good in a swinger’s club where you can get demonstrations 😀"

What a fab idea 💡

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By *dsucksTV/TS
20 weeks ago

crofton park


"Omg yes. I don’t want John Denver when I’m sucking a dick, sorry"

Does John Denver attend many club.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
20 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

Secluded outdoor play areas

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By *hris3092Man
20 weeks ago

Swansea / Valencia

dSome clubs out here have that.

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By *_n_HCouple
20 weeks ago

donegal

I shower type play room , water just makes every body look sexier

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

A ban on buffets.

Who on earth thought a sausage roll and a cheese an onion sandwich was an enhancement to playing

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"A ban on buffets.

Who on earth thought a sausage roll and a cheese an onion sandwich was an enhancement to playing "

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

More bi days

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"A ban on buffets.

Who on earth thought a sausage roll and a cheese an onion sandwich was an enhancement to playing

"

I know one club that gets in pizzas half way through the night and it goes down a treat

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By *ohn 66Man
20 weeks ago

South Birmingham


"Never been to a swingers club so don't know if this is something that they have.

Communal showers, love the idea of people soaping each other up. "

There are communal showers at Chaemeleons but only rarely have I seen them used this way. Wish it was more frequent

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"More bi days"

Definitely- although have to say it's happening and becoming more mainstream

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By *_n_HCouple
20 weeks ago

donegal

lol big brother type room lots of cameras

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By *entfootloverMan
20 weeks ago

Sevenoaks


"Exhibitionist bed in a very public part of the club"

I remember the swings at OP4F - had lots of fun eating out somebody with everyone watching - and watching some hot couples swapping in the glass rooms.

It's been ages!

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"lol big brother type room lots of cameras "

With a live feed down to the main area

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Exhibitionist bed in a very public part of the club

I remember the swings at OP4F - had lots of fun eating out somebody with everyone watching - and watching some hot couples swapping in the glass rooms.

It's been ages!"

Amazing!

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By *ickandHilaryCouple
20 weeks ago

Barnstaple

An open Van with mattress…..and speakers to play the sounds around the rest of the club.

Oh….did we say that out loud ?

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"An open Van with mattress…..and speakers to play the sounds around the rest of the club.

Oh….did we say that out loud ?"

Alchemy has a fake taxi

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By *ickandHilaryCouple
20 weeks ago

Barnstaple


"An open Van with mattress…..and speakers to play the sounds around the rest of the club.

Oh….did we say that out loud ?

Alchemy has a fake taxi "

Ooh very tempting

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By *jonesMan
20 weeks ago

south west


"A Techno/Trance/House DJ.

Good shout for a themed event night "

Definitely some good music to dance to. I like the disco area at chams but the music is not my taste . All the clubs have dire music

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"A Techno/Trance/House DJ.

Good shout for a themed event night

Definitely some good music to dance to. I like the disco area at chams but the music is not my taste . All the clubs have dire music "

Chams does have a fabulous disco area

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By *lipy123TV/TS
20 weeks ago

Birmingham

A floor fan so us girls/gurls could stand over it and have our skirts blown up

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By *eyond PurityCouple
20 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"lol big brother type room lots of cameras

With a live feed down to the main area "

They had a room in La Chambre that done this - if someone went into a certain playroom, it would be shown downstairs in the main area on a huge screen. It would play porn if the room wasn’t in use.

Never seen it anywhere else.

My suggestion would be ‘No walking and wanking’ 😛….sick of seeing guys walking along wanking under their towels or even worse no towel 😱

K

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By *eyond PurityCouple
20 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"A Techno/Trance/House DJ.

Good shout for a themed event night

Definitely some good music to dance to. I like the disco area at chams but the music is not my taste . All the clubs have dire music "

That’s why we love VA - it feels like we are in a dance club - the music was pumping!

Pandoras have to have the worst music ever!

K

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
20 weeks ago

Stockport

A chalkboard so you could sign in

Yes we're here , say hi , we're looking for etc

Leave a message on there for someone your hoping to see .......

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
20 weeks ago

Stockport


"lol big brother type room lots of cameras

With a live feed down to the main area

They had a room in La Chambre that done this - if someone went into a certain playroom, it would be shown downstairs in the main area on a huge screen. It would play porn if the room wasn’t in use.

Never seen it anywhere else.

My suggestion would be ‘No walking and wanking’ 😛….sick of seeing guys walking along wanking under their towels or even worse no towel 😱

K

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Alchemy have a room with a button you can press

And it live streams the action to a tv outside the room , where there's plenty of seating for people to enjoy the show

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By *herrybakewellCouple
20 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I can't decide whether I would want a cafe or a phone area for them times when wifey finds someone she likes and I don't.

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By *rikki1967ukMan
20 weeks ago

peterborough

Teleport to be able to visit more clubs nothing closer than half hour on bad roads to me

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Thinking in, better lighting. Some places, especially when supposedly for voyeurism or group play are eay too dark. I appreciate people wont want bright bright lights, but the ability to dim up and down would be good.

The couples room at townhouse when we went was impossible to see much more than your hand in front of your face.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

A jet wash.

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By *rdere OpusCouple
20 weeks ago

Brum - ish


"lol big brother type room lots of cameras "

Alchemy has a room with a camera broadcasting into one of the bars. Love this idea and I’d like to see it at more clubs.

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Awesome answers guys

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By *reamerBMan
20 weeks ago

Fantasy

Have yet to attend one, so maybe there is already, but a queening chair for some face sitting. Lady sitting at table having chats and drinks while sat on you, hahaha, or flirting and playing with another person while sat on you

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Aircon, as most are very hot

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By *_Mia_XTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Ilkeston


"Aircon, as most are very hot "

It only gets hot when you walk in

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By *llicitnickMan
20 weeks ago

Sheffield

Female glory holes, they look amazing

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By *he Black ExperienceMan
20 weeks ago

Buckingham


"Secluded outdoor play areas"

Definitely this. Outdoor play areas, not on a terrace rooftop, but like garden area maybe even a pool. Fuck al fresco

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Aircon, as most are very hot

It only gets hot when you walk in "

That's because I see you

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By *abyandthecuckCouple
20 weeks ago

hartlepool/hotel

Female glory holes would be amazing and metal and hardcore rock music please lmao

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By *hunky GentMan
20 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Bacon butties.

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By *ure Seduction69Couple
20 weeks ago

Barnsley

Area for mud bath or foam party..

Silent dress down or naked disco with certain playlist

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By *orny PTMan
20 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Never been to a swingers club so don't know if this is something that they have.

Communal showers, love the idea of people soaping each other up. "

Most big clubs have them.

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By *orny PTMan
20 weeks ago

Peterborough


"I can't decide whether I would want a cafe or a phone area for them times when wifey finds someone she likes and I don't. "

Chams and Silverleigh serve food.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

A proper whisky bar

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By *orny PTMan
20 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Secluded outdoor play areas

Definitely this. Outdoor play areas, not on a terrace rooftop, but like garden area maybe even a pool. Fuck al fresco"

The Vanilla Alternative, has their garden available when the sun is out. Fuckin' wonderful feeling, shagging out doors, on the decking or on the grass.

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By *orny PTMan
20 weeks ago

Peterborough

A sex therapist that would follow the same rules and attitude of a house dom/domme. Here you can have the practical training for free. Whether it be tantric massage, fingering, kissing, spikey glove love or even orgasm delay etc. Can't get that feel via Zoom sessions.

I've had had a sounding demo and a flogging demo twice, interesting, but not for me. I would thoroughly recommend those women who did this to me.

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
20 weeks ago

Norwich


"A ban on buffets.

Who on earth thought a sausage roll and a cheese an onion sandwich was an enhancement to playing "

To be fair not a fan of the buffets generally, but sweet treats towards the end of the evening are always demolished once we have had fun

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Love these answers ❤️

Think we could all open an amazing club

S xxx

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By *r Mind CandyMan
20 weeks ago

Cheshire


"An open Van with mattress…..and speakers to play the sounds around the rest of the club.

Oh….did we say that out loud ?

Alchemy has a fake taxi "

They also have a room with cameras and a live feed to the upstairs lounge area 😉

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
20 weeks ago

Norwich

A compulsory naked room, no clothes allowed

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By *bitofaslutWoman
20 weeks ago

Cannock


"Female glory holes would be amazing and metal and hardcore rock music please lmao "

Xtasia in Brum, Apr 12th. "It wasn't a phase" rock night. Female and male glory holes.

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By *eckard25Man
20 weeks ago

North West Durham

Is an extra female an appropriate answer?

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By *_Mia_XTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Ilkeston

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By *ucka39Man
20 weeks ago

Newcastle

A wee swimming pool for pool parties

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By *bitofaslutWoman
20 weeks ago

Cannock


"Lingerie and toy shop would be good in a swinger’s club where you can get demonstrations 😀"

Xtasia has stuff for sale behind the sign in desk. It's all very shein-y.

Occasionally there's someone down in their dungeon happy to give demos of the kit they've brought. I'm getting my old impact play kit together for that very reason.

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By *he Gentleman.Man
20 weeks ago

Sitlington

Pie n peas.

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By *orny PTMan
20 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Pie n peas."

Chams cooks hot food.

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By *layfull pairingCouple
20 weeks ago

Bristol

An enclosed, secure car park for some dogging after club has closed... for those that are still a bit playful and not ready to go home yet...

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By *andb69Couple
20 weeks ago

leeds

A sybian.....and a ban on pool tables.

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By *aughty Hubby n Sexy WifeCouple
20 weeks ago

Scarborogh

Locker keys that don’t rattle. The wanking dead watching is great, the key rattle 🤬🤣🤣.

Quiet rooms to chat for hard of hearing people.

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By *each needs some creamWoman
20 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Quite sociable areas and rooms to play in

So you don't have to compete with loud music. The only music I want to hear are the hums of pure pleasure. The sound of sex.

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
20 weeks ago

Bristol


"Aircon, as most are very hot "

This was going to be my suggestion, sometimes gets so hot playing in locked rooms especially that you can't continue and no one wants to cut the fun short

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By *iss DevilWoman
20 weeks ago

Bedford


"Exhibitionist bed in a very public part of the club"

Most clubs already have those . But I do miss one at Chams!

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By *iss DevilWoman
20 weeks ago

Bedford


"Lingerie and toy shop would be good in a swinger’s club where you can get demonstrations 😀"

Xtasia has a small shop on site. No demonstrations though, as far as I'm aware!

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple
20 weeks ago

Middle England


"lol big brother type room lots of cameras

Alchemy has a room with a camera broadcasting into one of the bars. Love this idea and I’d like to see it at more clubs. "

We do love Alchemy. The idea of the Amsterdam rooms are great but no one ever uses them in that way; they might as well be private rooms; which is a shame.

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By *rdere OpusCouple
20 weeks ago

Brum - ish


"lol big brother type room lots of cameras

Alchemy has a room with a camera broadcasting into one of the bars. Love this idea and I’d like to see it at more clubs.

We do love Alchemy. The idea of the Amsterdam rooms are great but no one ever uses them in that way; they might as well be private rooms; which is a shame."

We didn’t get round to using them when we went but I want to!

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By *iss DevilWoman
20 weeks ago

Bedford


"Locker keys that don’t rattle. The wanking dead watching is great, the key rattle 🤬🤣🤣.

Quiet rooms to chat for hard of hearing people. "

Definitely the quiet rooms! How can you socialise with the music blasting on full volume?

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By *antam AvershiresMan
20 weeks ago

Falme

A full sized driving range, work on your swing while swinging

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By *orny PTMan
20 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Lingerie and toy shop would be good in a swinger’s club where you can get demonstrations 😀

Xtasia has a small shop on site. No demonstrations though, as far as I'm aware! "

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By *orny PTMan
20 weeks ago

Peterborough


"A full sized driving range, work on your swing while swinging "

Singers bar in Sheffield?

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By *ever2old4toysCouple
20 weeks ago

Abingdon

Oh let's see.

- Communal showers (Starship Troopers style!)

- Exhibitionist windows or stages. I've been to a club in Europe where there were two-way and one-way glass. Some people show more when it's look but don't touch.

- At least one St Andrews cross, glory hole and female glory hole.

- Themed events. They don't need to be complicated. One of the best I ever went to was "wait for it...". You couldn't play until 8:30pm. Lots of dancing, flashing, flirting and winding each other up before "go time". At 8:30 it was a delightful explosion of debauchery.

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By *indMasterUKMan
20 weeks ago

All over England

A robot programmed to 'neutralise' dickheads who touch without permission, follow females & couples incessantly and generally act like jerks.

That and a room where all walls, the ceiling and floor are made of glass

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By *bitofaslutWoman
20 weeks ago

Cannock


"Oh let's see.

- Communal showers (Starship Troopers style!)

- Exhibitionist windows or stages. I've been to a club in Europe where there were two-way and one-way glass. Some people show more when it's look but don't touch.

- At least one St Andrews cross, glory hole and female glory hole.

- Themed events. They don't need to be complicated. One of the best I ever went to was "wait for it...". You couldn't play until 8:30pm. Lots of dancing, flashing, flirting and winding each other up before "go time". At 8:30 it was a delightful explosion of debauchery."

I've only been to one club and it has all of them. I kinda figured they were standard across most clubs. Apparently not lol

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By *ever2old4toysCouple
20 weeks ago

Abingdon


"Oh let's see.

- Communal showers (Starship Troopers style!)

- Exhibitionist windows or stages. I've been to a club in Europe where there were two-way and one-way glass. Some people show more when it's look but don't touch.

- At least one St Andrews cross, glory hole and female glory hole.

- Themed events. They don't need to be complicated. One of the best I ever went to was "wait for it...". You couldn't play until 8:30pm. Lots of dancing, flashing, flirting and winding each other up before "go time". At 8:30 it was a delightful explosion of debauchery.

I've only been to one club and it has all of them. I kinda figured they were standard across most clubs. Apparently not lol"

Not always. It depends on the size of the club and some clubs have no-play showers.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Bristol

Women that want to have sex with me

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By *orny PTMan
20 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Oh let's see.

- Communal showers (Starship Troopers style!)

- Exhibitionist windows or stages. I've been to a club in Europe where there were two-way and one-way glass. Some people show more when it's look but don't touch.

- At least one St Andrews cross, glory hole and female glory hole.

- Themed events. They don't need to be complicated. One of the best I ever went to was "wait for it...". You couldn't play until 8:30pm. Lots of dancing, flashing, flirting and winding each other up before "go time". At 8:30 it was a delightful explosion of debauchery.

I've only been to one club and it has all of them. I kinda figured they were standard across most clubs. Apparently not lol

Not always. It depends on the size of the club and some clubs have no-play showers."

Jaydees has most of this covered.

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By *orny PTMan
20 weeks ago

Peterborough


"lol big brother type room lots of cameras

Alchemy has a room with a camera broadcasting into one of the bars. Love this idea and I’d like to see it at more clubs.

We do love Alchemy. The idea of the Amsterdam rooms are great but no one ever uses them in that way; they might as well be private rooms; which is a shame.

We didn’t get round to using them when we went but I want to! "

Some better lights in the steam rooms would be good.

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By *irty-pairCouple
20 weeks ago

Essex

Great outdoor area: lawns, a wood, maybe a stretch of river for free swimming. All secluded, of course x

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By *orny PTMan
20 weeks ago

Peterborough

Recycling bin for sex toys that have died.

It's a real issue and councils are too scared to deal with these even though the lithium-ion batteries can't go into the normal bins.

It's as if there were some stigma or fear of infection that hasn't got a sensible answer. Really, why is this still a problem. Maybe the sex shops should have battery/toy bins too. Sealed in a biodegradable bag might be an option.

What's the odds that Japan or Holland have cracked this one?

Discuss.

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By *orny PTMan
20 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Great outdoor area: lawns, a wood, maybe a stretch of river for free swimming. All secluded, of course x"

and sensible owners...Eurekas in Kent, or Lux Lounge/VA in Beds?

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By *ohn 66Man
20 weeks ago

South Birmingham


"A wee swimming pool for pool parties "

Disgusting. Wee and swimming pools should never go together

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
20 weeks ago

Coventry

A photo both, no digital copies, just instant physical photos. So you can take personal photos or ones with your new found friends. Like the ones that take your passport but maybe a bit more spacious and comfortable.

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By *_Mia_XTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Ilkeston


"A photo both, no digital copies, just instant physical photos. So you can take personal photos or ones with your new found friends. Like the ones that take your passport but maybe a bit more spacious and comfortable."

Thats such a cool idea!

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By *evergiveupMan
20 weeks ago

derbyshire

Star trek style teleporter - so that I could be " beamed " in at a moments notice

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By *ensual DesiresMan
20 weeks ago

Teesside/North Yorkshire

For more women to like a curvy man

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By *onglegcoupleCouple
20 weeks ago

manchester

Simple one, padded mats on the floors in the gloryholes, the hard floors kill the knees

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By *abyandthecuckCouple
20 weeks ago

hartlepool/hotel


"Simple one, padded mats on the floors in the gloryholes, the hard floors kill the knees "

THIS!!! My knees are killing me after 5 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago


"Exhibitionist bed in a very public part of the club"

Sounds great leave wife tied up look but no touch or maybe a slight tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Nude couples only floor

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By *lowhands7Man
20 weeks ago

South Leicestershire


"Secluded outdoor play areas"

Agree with this one. And more female glory holes too.

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By *orny PTMan
20 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Exhibitionist bed in a very public part of the club

Sounds great leave wife tied up look but no touch or maybe a slight tongue"

Jaydees, Penthouse playrooms, Chams with a glass ceiling/floor, The attic.

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By *edh0tn5exeet00Woman
20 weeks ago

Dagenham

Hellfire has a huge hummer in the dungeon

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By *afe and shavenCouple
20 weeks ago

Ipswich


"Nude couples only floor "

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By *orny PTMan
20 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Hellfire has a huge hummer in the dungeon "

Hiding from Ghengis Kahn and his digital spies?

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