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By *unner6969 OP   Man
3 days ago

London

Am I unique in blocking any profile that states “love to squirt”, “squirt everywhere”, or similar?

Had a terrible experience at the Malmaison Hotel in Leeds where the woman ‘squirted’ all over the duvet - felt really embarrassed checking out the next morning leaving a damp, pee-drenched bed.

Yet love it when a woman gushes naturally (vaginal secretion, so different!) and quite happy leaving a room heavy in the scent of sex…

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By *spotpleasurerMan
3 days ago

Norwich

Firstly, it's controversial whether squirting is pee or not. I for one don't agree, as the smell and taste is different.

Secondly, it's natural and nothing to be embarrassed about. I put a towel or plastic sheet on top and sleep in a dry bed afterwards.

Thirdly, people in the hotel industry will have experienced all sorts eg bloodstains, thievery, wreckage. A duvet is easily laundered and no big deal.

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By *he OxfordMaleMan
3 days ago

wantage

Squirting ain’t pee it Pussi juice cum ..love it

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By *eeshellsCouple
3 days ago

Reading

Pretty sure they've proved that squirting is less than 1% pee.

Funnily enough Sheshells also left a mark in a Malmaison at the weekend

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By *unx2019Couple
3 days ago

Moray

I sometimes can't help but squirt, it's almost natural. Men seem to love it although other ladies sometimes seemed shocked

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By *Ci LutherMan
3 days ago

Cumalot

Embrace it bro…

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By *hotstuff69Man
3 days ago

Cheshire

I would say it’s one of my biggest turn ons, I absolutely love it.

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By *oni-massage-guyMan
3 days ago

Fareham

Grabs the popcorn. I'm in the squirt is pee camp. There's only so much fluid can be stored other than the bladder. Where's it coming from???

I'm also OCD and anyone wetting my bed is paying the cleaning.

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By *oni-massage-guyMan
3 days ago

Fareham

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By *tanlee1512Man
3 days ago

Epsom

Massive turn on

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By *ertcoupleCouple
3 days ago

Hatfield

You'd hate my Mrs!!!

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By *am4sinMan
3 days ago

Mansfield

Personally I love a woman to squirt.

I don't care if it's pee or not, as long as i know it was me that made her do it.

As for the hotel beds, they expect it, that's why people book them. (A lot of the time)

I like to put a few towels down if I know it's a possibility. But I have had a few that said they don't squirt, and I made them, they where so shocked and apologetic, I just laughed and said dont worry about it, glad iv helped you find you can.

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By *corpioboyMan
3 days ago

Glasgow

It’s a big turn on for me and I love it if a woman squirts. The messier the better

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By *iss DevilWoman
3 days ago

Bedford

OP, it is your right to block profiles who don't suit whatever you are looking for. Block me, too, please, as I am a squirter and I stopped apologising for that, it's just how my body behaves in sexual situations. I invested in a waterproof blanket, the large one is a bit of a pain to wash and dry but it has been tested plenty of times and keeps my bed dry. At the same time, it feels and looks like a normal blanket.

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By *oni-massage-guyMan
3 days ago

Fareham


"Personally I love a woman to squirt.

I don't care if it's pee or not, as long as i know it was me that made her do it.

As for the hotel beds, they expect it, that's why people book them. (A lot of the time)

I like to put a few towels down if I know it's a possibility. But I have had a few that said they don't squirt, and I made them, they where so shocked and apologetic, I just laughed and said dont worry about it, glad iv helped you find you can."

Hotels expect you to piss on the bed?? That's why people book them?? Seriously? I don't want to sleep in a bed someone the night before soaked!!! Gross. Most people book hotel rooms for overnight stays due to holidays, trips etc. Not to piss the bed lol.

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By *eroLondonMan
3 days ago

Mayfair


"Am I unique in blocking any profile that states “love to squirt”, “squirt everywhere”, or similar?"

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I personally wouldn't block women for mentioning their predilections for squirting; I would find that quite drastic and would instead just bypass their profile altogether.

Perhaps it's just me in that I'm not so cavalier in blocking people for such benign kinks.

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By *GoodGirlGemxCouple
3 days ago

Glasgow


"Personally I love a woman to squirt.

I don't care if it's pee or not, as long as i know it was me that made her do it.

As for the hotel beds, they expect it, that's why people book them. (A lot of the time)

I like to put a few towels down if I know it's a possibility. But I have had a few that said they don't squirt, and I made them, they where so shocked and apologetic, I just laughed and said dont worry about it, glad iv helped you find you can.

Hotels expect you to piss on the bed?? That's why people book them?? Seriously? I don't want to sleep in a bed someone the night before soaked!!! Gross. Most people book hotel rooms for overnight stays due to holidays, trips etc. Not to piss the bed lol."

Would you also think it’s gross if a woman unexpectedly started her periods while on a meet with you and got blood on the sheets. Both scenarios are bodily functions outwith our control

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By *ubmissive guyMan
3 days ago

Liverpool

If the Woman told you beforehand she was likely to be a squirter and you didn't prepare for it. Surely its your fault. Not the Womans. It just makes you sound immature. You could of stopped at anytime and carried on in the shower or put a towel down or something. But you chose to continue and moan about it afterwards.

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By *oni-massage-guyMan
3 days ago

Fareham


"Personally I love a woman to squirt.

I don't care if it's pee or not, as long as i know it was me that made her do it.

As for the hotel beds, they expect it, that's why people book them. (A lot of the time)

I like to put a few towels down if I know it's a possibility. But I have had a few that said they don't squirt, and I made them, they where so shocked and apologetic, I just laughed and said dont worry about it, glad iv helped you find you can.

Hotels expect you to piss on the bed?? That's why people book them?? Seriously? I don't want to sleep in a bed someone the night before soaked!!! Gross. Most people book hotel rooms for overnight stays due to holidays, trips etc. Not to piss the bed lol.

Would you also think it’s gross if a woman unexpectedly started her periods while on a meet with you and got blood on the sheets. Both scenarios are bodily functions outwith our control "

Absolutely not. Starting your period unexpectedly is not the same as when you know there's a very good chance you're going to squirt/pee everywhere. Very different. And also if you were playing whilst on your period I'm pretty sure you'd take precautions .

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By *he Lollipop ManMan
3 days ago

Truro


"Am I unique in blocking any profile that states “love to squirt”, “squirt everywhere”, or similar?

Had a terrible experience at the Malmaison Hotel in Leeds where the woman ‘squirted’ all over the duvet - felt really embarrassed checking out the next morning leaving a damp, pee-drenched bed.

Yet love it when a woman gushes naturally (vaginal secretion, so different!) and quite happy leaving a room heavy in the scent of sex…"

Agreed. Hate any kind of performance or fakery.

Had exactly your experience - on my own duvet!

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By *GoodGirlGemxCouple
3 days ago

Glasgow


"Personally I love a woman to squirt.

I don't care if it's pee or not, as long as i know it was me that made her do it.

As for the hotel beds, they expect it, that's why people book them. (A lot of the time)

I like to put a few towels down if I know it's a possibility. But I have had a few that said they don't squirt, and I made them, they where so shocked and apologetic, I just laughed and said dont worry about it, glad iv helped you find you can.

Hotels expect you to piss on the bed?? That's why people book them?? Seriously? I don't want to sleep in a bed someone the night before soaked!!! Gross. Most people book hotel rooms for overnight stays due to holidays, trips etc. Not to piss the bed lol.

Would you also think it’s gross if a woman unexpectedly started her periods while on a meet with you and got blood on the sheets. Both scenarios are bodily functions outwith our control

Absolutely not. Starting your period unexpectedly is not the same as when you know there's a very good chance you're going to squirt/pee everywhere. Very different. And also if you were playing whilst on your period I'm pretty sure you'd take precautions ."

The first time it happened to me (squirting) was a complete shock as it had never happened before I was mortified luckily the lovely man I was with was a bit more understanding than you and told me not to worry it was completely natural. I’m not talking about playing while on your period but it starting mid play unexpectedly

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By *oni-massage-guyMan
3 days ago

Fareham


"Personally I love a woman to squirt.

I don't care if it's pee or not, as long as i know it was me that made her do it.

As for the hotel beds, they expect it, that's why people book them. (A lot of the time)

I like to put a few towels down if I know it's a possibility. But I have had a few that said they don't squirt, and I made them, they where so shocked and apologetic, I just laughed and said dont worry about it, glad iv helped you find you can.

Hotels expect you to piss on the bed?? That's why people book them?? Seriously? I don't want to sleep in a bed someone the night before soaked!!! Gross. Most people book hotel rooms for overnight stays due to holidays, trips etc. Not to piss the bed lol.

Would you also think it’s gross if a woman unexpectedly started her periods while on a meet with you and got blood on the sheets. Both scenarios are bodily functions outwith our control

Absolutely not. Starting your period unexpectedly is not the same as when you know there's a very good chance you're going to squirt/pee everywhere. Very different. And also if you were playing whilst on your period I'm pretty sure you'd take precautions .

The first time it happened to me (squirting) was a complete shock as it had never happened before I was mortified luckily the lovely man I was with was a bit more understanding than you and told me not to worry it was completely natural. I’m not talking about playing while on your period but it starting mid play unexpectedly "

Like you said it was unexpected. One of those things. This guy claims you book hotel rooms to specially to ruin the duvet etc and let the poor cleans deal with it. Gross.

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By *arrySwindonMan
3 days ago

Swindon

One woman literally gushed which I felt must have been largely pee……..whereas another definitely squirted a small amount of liquid as I fisted her……..

Whatever the lady does it’s unreasonable to be disapproving…….something she can’t control.

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By *issmorganWoman
3 days ago

Calderdale innit

If that's what you want to do, go for it.

They've been honest and you've made your decision based on that.

You could just pass them by also.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
3 days ago

couple, us we him her.

Meh.

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By *VbjCouple
3 days ago

Benfleet

OP. You are almost certainly unique. I have not encountered another one of our kind not liking squirting. One of the best features in a woman in my opinion.

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By *hat Couple Over ThereCouple
3 days ago

Doncaster

Also absolutely love it

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By *tlanshiaWoman
3 days ago

Chatham

If you can't stand the heat, get outta the bedroom..

Or whatever Gordon Ramsey said

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By *unner6969 OP   Man
3 days ago

London


"Pretty sure they've proved that squirting is less than 1% pee.

Funnily enough Sheshells also left a mark in a Malmaison at the weekend "

Pretty sure they haven’t as the bladder empties each time: “…squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity.”

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By *ete hMan
3 days ago

Penzance

I've been with a couple of squirters and personally I love it. It's certainly not just pee, the Skene's gland plays a large role. The fact that different women squirt in different ways also leads me to believe that it can't simply be a bladder only event 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *heNaughtyTwosomeCouple
3 days ago

Kent

We don't really have a choice 🤷‍♂️💦🤣

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By *unner6969 OP   Man
1 day ago

London


"I've been with a couple of squirters and personally I love it. It's certainly not just pee, the Skene's gland plays a large role. The fact that different women squirt in different ways also leads me to believe that it can't simply be a bladder only event 🤷🏻‍♂️"

The skene gland is ‘about the size of a blueberry’. Where do you think all that liquid is stored?

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By *he Boy of WonderMan
1 day ago

Glasgow

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By *he Boy of WonderMan
1 day ago

Glasgow

(Sorry, spelling error)

Had an experience with a girl from Fab a few years ago squirting all over the place. Literally every time I pushed in she pished out.

Was all over the bed, which was utterly soaking and I was well aware I had to somehow sleep in it (hotel).

Had the brainwave of bending her over the bed to save any potential dry areas being further skooshed on and ended up with it splashing down onto my feet which gave me the heave.

Was quite an off putting experience but i had to do my best to not make her aware as she would have been really embarrassed (she’s no longer on the scene).

Very similar as the OP, I avoided squirters for some time but it’s different strokes for different folks. Be boring if we were all the same

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By *andb69Couple
23 hours ago

leeds


"Firstly, it's controversial whether squirting is pee or not. I for one don't agree, as the smell and taste is different.

Secondly, it's natural and nothing to be embarrassed about. I put a towel or plastic sheet on top and sleep in a dry bed afterwards.

Thirdly, people in the hotel industry will have experienced all sorts eg bloodstains, thievery, wreckage. A duvet is easily laundered and no big deal."

There is no controversy as to whether squirt is pee. It is, and has been and can be scientifically proven. If you think otherwise tell us where in the female body there is an organ that can hold that much liquid other than the bladder. Perhaps you could also tell us why when a woman squirts in a club the whole room stinks of urine afterwards.

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By *ert1410cbCouple
23 hours ago

swindon

I love it when she squirts lol

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By *eatupMan
23 hours ago

wirral

Love a woman that squirts or gushes so sexy

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By *igad999Man
23 hours ago

wolverhampton

Squirting is so amazing in my opinion. Wife literally floods and yeah we’ve had soaked bed sheets in hotel rooms to extent of hardly a dry patch to sleep on so usually put the duvet over it 😂

Guess hotels are used to it

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