FabSwingers.com forum: Men, tell the truth

By *ympho6969 OP Woman
2 weeks ago

glasgow

When you measure do you do it by pushing down as deep as possible to get the largest number? Or are you more realistic and just measure what shows?

The reason I ask is men do tend to fudge a bit on size, so I'm curious as to the 'why'. Is it measuring technique or is it like rounding up to 6ft with height?

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By *outhboyMan
2 weeks ago

derry

U do it from base to tip

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By *attyyy3Man
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

What shows tbh. I am just under 7 inches and a slight curve too. I dont really care if it is small or big. It is quite girthy but always had good reactions to it. That is all that matters to me

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By *lthomasMan
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Measure what shows, from the base to the tip

You’ve got what you’ve got there’s no point in embellishing because unlike what most men think, women do know!!

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By *le991Man
2 weeks ago

Tip to base

Anything extra is a hidden bonus

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By *ympho6969 OP Woman
2 weeks ago

glasgow

See that's what makes sense to me. Yet I've been on meets where it's 3 inches smaller than claimed sometimes. It's bizarre.

This is not me being a size queen, I actually prefer variety when it comes to length and girth. Guess im just looking for an answer to that age old question is suppose.

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By *ealitybitesMan
2 weeks ago

Belfast

My profile gives the most accurate measurement.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Central

I'm guessing that those men who are a little extravagant with their measurements will not identify themselves here. I've seen occasional posts from men who say they've never measured

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

You expect men to tell the truth 🤣

This should be an interesting thread 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ntimate affairMan
2 weeks ago

hull and surrounding area

I think most guys measure with a lynx can?

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By *ympho6969 OP Woman
2 weeks ago

glasgow

"You expect men to tell the truth 🤣

This should be an interesting thread 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Guess since I'm brutally honest, I thought a few might come out of the woodwork.

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By *reakishly HungMan
2 weeks ago

London

Tip to base, simple, then add 4 inches 😂

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By *an8iMan
2 weeks ago

Bilston

Base to tip is the measurement i use

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By *averockrockMan
2 weeks ago

swindon

Base to tip, no pushing down

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I don't measure. If it gives fun, why bother? 🤓

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By *end1Man
2 weeks ago

southend on sea

A woman once said I was hung like a horse.........

Then followed with a pity it's only a seahorse 😂😂😂😂😂

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By *outhern77Man
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

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By *ilverfox for youMan
2 weeks ago

Hull

Thought it was from the arsehole !!!! Oh bugger thought I was large !!

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By *outhern77Man
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

Base to Tip.. but not done it for a long time

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By *herrybakewellCouple
2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I dont measure it.

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By *icomadexxMan
2 weeks ago

london

From the base to the Tip Angled

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By *he OxfordMaleMan
2 weeks ago

wantage

😂😂Truth is the right person get your Cock Bigger&Harder than the next person… Had mine measure at just over 8 then again fraction under9 both times measure by women..

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By *one_maverickMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds/Bradford

I swear some men measure from their asshole haha... But for me I just know I'm as big as my shower gel bottle (L'Oréal for me XXL bottle for those wondering).

But I do measure along the top of it... Not the bottom as that will give a higher number you're measuring non insertable length at that point

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By *empest2KMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

"When you measure do you do it by pushing down as deep as possible to get the largest number? Or are you more realistic and just measure what shows?

The reason I ask is men do tend to fudge a bit on size, so I'm curious as to the 'why'. Is it measuring technique or is it like rounding up to 6ft with height?"

I deliberately don't measure. I don't need another measurement to make me feel any more inferior than I already do 😅

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By *eyond PurityCouple
2 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I can safely say I’ve never measured my cock and will never do so.

There seems to be a hang up on cock sizes on this site.

I bet no woman whilst in a nightclub back in the day, asked the guy she was kissing the size of his cock before deciding whether to take them home 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *WB85Man
2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I often wonder how ladies specify their body type on here.

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By *reakishly HungMan
2 weeks ago

London

"I often wonder how ladies specify their body type on here. "

I don't 😂

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By *rookedsmileMan
2 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Never measured. I can say though, as an avid vinyl collector, I can measure a 12" without fail and I'm certainly not packing that!

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By *ympho6969 OP Woman
2 weeks ago

glasgow

"I often wonder how ladies specify their body type on here. "

As in the woman's body type or what we look for?

I'm very honest that I'm a curvy woman, and make sure to share some not so flattering full body pics and face pics too.

As for what I looked for, body type isn't a big one for me if I'm honest. More about their sexual interest, though I do like a nice ass.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
2 weeks ago

Herts

"When you measure do you do it by pushing down as deep as possible to get the largest number? Or are you more realistic and just measure what shows?

The reason I ask is men do tend to fudge a bit on size, so I'm curious as to the 'why'. Is it measuring technique or is it like rounding up to 6ft with height?"

I stole Mary Poppins tape measurer and mines Practically Perfect

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By *ealitybitesMan
2 weeks ago

Belfast

I've seen loads of threads about cock sizes and I can genuinely said I've never measured.

It has never been important to me and I'd never seen or heard it discussed until I joined fab.

I have a measurement on my profile that is in millimetres because I wanted to mock some people's fascination with size.

Some would argue that I should measure from the top of my head to the tip of my toes to get a true dick size but beyond that op I've no idea how anyone gets an accurate measurement.

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By *ympho6969 OP Woman
2 weeks ago

glasgow

"I've seen loads of threads about cock sizes and I can genuinely said I've never measured.

It has never been important to me and I'd never seen or heard it discussed until I joined fab.

I have a measurement on my profile that is in millimetres because I wanted to mock some people's fascination with size.

Some would argue that I should measure from the top of my head to the tip of my toes to get a true dick size but beyond that op I've no idea how anyone gets an accurate measurement. "

I did see that and it made the engineer in mile chuckle

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By *ony MannMan
2 weeks ago

Lagos, Portugal// Andover

It's not what it measures, but what it does

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By *ympho6969 OP Woman
2 weeks ago

glasgow

"It's not what it measures, but what it does "

You are so right with that

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By *icomadexxMan
2 weeks ago

london

Exactly Right

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By *andb13Couple
2 weeks ago

Bradford

I have never measured mine.

I know anyone who has had the pleasure of it has never complained so I really don't care on how big it is..

It's not what size it is.. its how you use it.

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By *ynamicnatureMan
2 weeks ago

Doncaster

"I've seen loads of threads about cock sizes and I can genuinely said I've never measured.

It has never been important to me and I'd never seen or heard it discussed until I joined fab.

I have a measurement on my profile that is in millimetres because I wanted to mock some people's fascination with size.

Some would argue that I should measure from the top of my head to the tip of my toes to get a true dick size but beyond that op I've no idea how anyone gets an accurate measurement. "

Well said,👍

Never measured mine and neither has any woman I've been with (unless they've pulled a tape measure out while I was asleep,🤔)

I'm content that it works and I have fun with my partners.

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By *isitingbiMan
2 weeks ago

London

Have never measured. Can't see the point. It is not as if I can change anything. I am comfortable with what I have, which is proably average. Play partners have been. If someone's profile is looking for vwe I don't message. No point in claiming that you are 6'2" tall and when you turn up you are 5'8"? Seems bizarre to me

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By *ukeM8519Man
2 weeks ago

North West & Dublin

I just say hairy average and disappointing so no one gets hurt.

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By *atte Lover 82Man
2 weeks ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED

"I think most guys measure with a lynx can? "

I prefer the travel size makes me feel better

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By *orester891Man
2 weeks ago

I use a fisherman’s measuring tape lol !

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By *athan92Man
2 weeks ago

bexhill

I’ve been asked a lot and I do measure it properly, which is why I know mine’s 7-8”

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By *oiluvfunMan
2 weeks ago

Penrith

"😂😂Truth is the right person get your Cock Bigger&Harder than the next person… Had mine measure at just over 8 then again fraction under9 both times measure by women.."

Can I borrow the second lady please? For research purposes obviously.....

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By *irthy89888Man
2 weeks ago

Barnsley

My tape measure is wrong all the numbers have rubbed off so I just guess and say 12”

No jokes I can honestly say iv never measured I just know my hand doesn’t fit round it properly

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By *isitingbiMan
2 weeks ago

London

"My tape measure is wrong all the numbers have rubbed off so I just guess and say 12”

No jokes I can honestly say iv never measured I just know my hand doesn’t fit round it properly "

Small hands?

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By *ave1976XXXMan
2 weeks ago

newmarket

I only measured once and I was about 15

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By *oiluvfunMan
2 weeks ago

Penrith

I measure along the top, with a steel rule which starts right on the end, so no need to "push right in"....

I can honestly say, don't think more than 2 ladies have ever asked my cock size in the 12 years I've been using Fab? My pics have been enough confirmation I have a penis I reckon...

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
2 weeks ago

Norwichish

Sue Townsend and the Secret Diary of Adrian Mole has a lot to answer for for those of us of certain of age.

Can’t be bothered to measure, never thought I was particularly big. More a grower. But it is what it is can’t change it, and M seems to enjoy it

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By *irthy89888Man
2 weeks ago

Barnsley

"My tape measure is wrong all the numbers have rubbed off so I just guess and say 12”

No jokes I can honestly say iv never measured I just know my hand doesn’t fit round it properly

Small hands?

Very small hands

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By *xfordjohnMan
2 weeks ago

Oxford

"U do it from base to tip "

That's how I do it, with the ruler on top of the shaft. However, I do find it can vary a lot during a meet depending on the amount of visual and mental arousal I am getting.

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By *orillaman32Man
2 weeks ago

Christchurch

I've never measured it. I don't really care. I think, I'm about 11 inches

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By *bitofaslutWoman
2 weeks ago

Cannock

I knew a man who measured from his taint.

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