FabSwingers.com forum: What's one thing

By *ympho6969 OP Woman
3 weeks ago

glasgow

You see in a profile and immediately nope right out of there.

Is it nothing but cock pics? No pics at all? "Fill this in later".

For me it's the 18-99 age range. Probably just a case of the men not paying attention but to me it says "I'm here to fuck everything and anything"

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By *asterofmaidsMan
3 weeks ago

Telford

Smoking, age range and being straight

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By *wingingphil69Man
3 weeks ago

castleford

Water sports bondage pain

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By *nesCouple
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

Single male 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *ympho6969 OP Woman
3 weeks ago

glasgow

"Single male 🤷🏻‍♀️ "

I laughed at that cos it's exactly what I look for. Shows how wide the interests are on here

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By *artfordBlokeMan
3 weeks ago

Dartford

Complaints, why would I contact someone who's profile starts of with negativity and whining.

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By *outhDublinMan86Man
3 weeks ago

shankill

Wall of text. I mean more than like 5 paragraphs.

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By *viatrixWoman
3 weeks ago

Redhill

"Smoking, age range and being straight

So many smokers who do say they aren’t though….

As if we couldn’t smell them from miles away 🤢🤢🤢🤢

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By *hil most chillMan
3 weeks ago

South East & Europe

Oozing creampies

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By *orgetmeKnotCouple
3 weeks ago

Gillingham

There's a few things that would make us think that so hard to answer, but can narrow it down to one per profile type.

Males - when they say they're a Bull/Alpha male

Couples - when they say they're "Intellectual" (code for boring to us)

Women - All verifications are from Cam

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By *iabUKMan
3 weeks ago

Wellingborough

When people have loads of friends but no verifications.

Or those 'women' who have been on the site 15 minutes and are already verified almost certainly by the men who set the account up!

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By *inglemingler77Man
3 weeks ago

heald green

Couples/women who say “not looking for single guys” but then have men listed alongside women/couples etc….very confusing.

Agree with a previous post about accounts from single females that are set up and have veris within 5 minutes

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

As we probably look at photos first, messy backgrounds is the Mrs pet hate.

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By *allnHandsome12Man
3 weeks ago

Teesside

Couples or where a meet will involve another guy (even watching) is my no no.

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By *eediousMan
3 weeks ago

Smallville

420 friendly!

Nothing screams lack of ambition and a dirty home to me than this comment. I know it’s my imagination but that is usually enough to swear me off.

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By *ee-LiteWoman
3 weeks ago

Northampton/Greater London

"As we probably look at photos first, messy backgrounds is the Mrs pet hate.

Yes! Plus a cock pic taken over a sink or a toilet …. An attached guy locking himself in the bathroom for 5 mins ?!

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"As we probably look at photos first, messy backgrounds is the Mrs pet hate.

Yes! Plus a cock pic taken over a sink or a toilet …. An attached guy locking himself in the bathroom for 5 mins ?! "

Ha ha yes that it is her 2nd pet hate

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By *andPextraCouple
3 weeks ago

North West

All cock pics.

photos with a comparison against a deodorant can and a sky remote.

Pics that look like crack den.

420 friendly

Anyone who describes themselves as a Viking, Christian Grey (unless you actually are....)

Demands- send me this, send me that. Usually from profiles with bugger all on

Use of the word "you's" or "youse"

Bad grammar in general.

"Fill in later" when they've been on here ages.

It's a long list.

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By *annyandwalterCouple
3 weeks ago

south London

Profile pics with watermarks/branding etc. I'm guessing they are are, or think they are professionals, not for us

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
3 weeks ago

the moon

"Profile pics with watermarks/branding etc. I'm guessing they are are, or think they are professionals, not for us"

No they don’t … people like to steal pics ….. and reuse them …… it’s happened!

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By *onnyDVPMan
3 weeks ago

Warwick

"Must send a face pic with first message,, or you'll be blocked", but have no face pics of themselves!

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

420 friendly

Guys say bi curious but only want to fuck the women

Silhouette on profile no pictures or 10 years old ones couples and singles

Pictures of visible signs someone has been beaten whipped no no no

They say close when they mean other end of the country with no location

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By *ympho6969 OP Woman
3 weeks ago

glasgow

"420 friendly!

Nothing screams lack of ambition and a dirty home to me than this comment. I know it’s my imagination but that is usually enough to swear me off."

Last time I ignored that one thinking it would be something mild, the guy pulled out a glass pipe...

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
3 weeks ago

Naughty Lane

Too many dick pics...not veryfied,no bio...pure laziness!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Shit hole of backgrounds…. Brief glimpse into how some scruffy feckers live! Can almost smell the deep fat fryers on the lingerie

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By *host63Man
3 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

When i see the word Brat and spoilt.

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By *33ukMan
3 weeks ago

fareham

Some belters here

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By *loudF7Man
3 weeks ago

South East

Not a fan of pictures of bottles being put in to various sensitive areas

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By *uri00620Woman
3 weeks ago

Croydon

"All cock pics.

photos with a comparison against a deodorant can and a sky remote.

Pics that look like crack den.

420 friendly

Anyone who describes themselves as a Viking, Christian Grey (unless you actually are....)

Demands- send me this, send me that. Usually from profiles with bugger all on

Use of the word "you's" or "youse"

Bad grammar in general.

"Fill in later" when they've been on here ages.

It's a long list.

Yes, the 50 Shade references. Any Bull/alpha comments generally.

Those who are looking for or want to be a mummy/ daddy.

The Viking thing too, esp when justified through DNA that says they're 2.7% so. I just find that too silly to take seriously.

Demands are boring, also whingy profiles and arrogance.

Those looking "to party"

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By *wabathMan
3 weeks ago

Bath

Breeding!!!! Yuck

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By *ealitybitesMan
3 weeks ago

Belfast

Not one thing in particular but any inconsistencies make me click out of the profile.

Pics that bear no resemblance to the attached bio or verifications that make a complete nonsense of their pics and/or bio.

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By *eediousMan
3 weeks ago

Smallville

"420 friendly!

Nothing screams lack of ambition and a dirty home to me than this comment. I know it’s my imagination but that is usually enough to swear me off.

Last time I ignored that one thinking it would be something mild, the guy pulled out a glass pipe...

Did he also have long fingernails with dirt in them? Lol

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By *luebell888Woman
3 weeks ago

Glasgowish

"You see in a profile and immediately nope right out of there.

Is it nothing but cock pics? No pics at all? "Fill this in later".

For me it's the 18-99 age range. Probably just a case of the men not paying attention but to me it says "I'm here to fuck everything and anything""

Men in ladies underwear are a definite no from me.

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By *ast Lothian couple 888Couple
3 weeks ago

east lothian

"You see in a profile and immediately nope right out of there.

Is it nothing but cock pics? No pics at all? "Fill this in later".

For me it's the 18-99 age range. Probably just a case of the men not paying attention but to me it says "I'm here to fuck everything and anything"

Men in ladies underwear are a definite no from me."
definitely a massive turn off for us

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By *irlWithTheHazelEyesWoman
3 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Time on site is over a year but they haven't been meet verified. I'm sure a few men will cry "but it's so difficult to get a meet!" 🙄 Get yourselves or organised socials or clubs!

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By *andb69Couple
3 weeks ago

leeds

Relatively few things, but:

Vulgarity.

Women (or men) sticking their arses into the camera.

Men in women's pants.

People who want to "push our boundaries".

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By *each needs some creamWoman
3 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Couples that have NO pictures of the male half.

People that say they can't show pics because they have recognisable tattoos, have you heard of clothes!

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By *i_alternative_coupleCouple
3 weeks ago

cradley

One line profiles with no pictures but then instantly message you asking for pics.

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By *irlWithTheHazelEyesWoman
3 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

"Couples that have NO pictures of the male half.

People that say they can't show pics because they have recognisable tattoos, have you heard of clothes!

Or a blur/pixel tool. I use that and it covers them fine.

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By *oobieTrapWoman
3 weeks ago

london

When it’s just cock profile pic, pictures of his cock and then his profile is a shopping list of what he wants - smacks of entitlement

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By *nebworthMan
3 weeks ago

Knebworth

""Must send a face pic with first message,, or you'll be blocked", but have no face pics of themselves!"

Agree with that.

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By *issmorganWoman
3 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

"Not one thing in particular but any inconsistencies make me click out of the profile.

Pics that bear no resemblance to the attached bio or verifications that make a complete nonsense of their pics and/or bio. "

This for me too, the inconsistency.

Ie saying non smoker, then having pics with a fag in hand or mouth.

Profile says 40 then they've written in really 50,can't change it. So they've almost certainly already changed it and now can't get their real age back.

No public pics at all.

When the Sydney University disclaimer is longer than the text they've written.

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By *issmorganWoman
3 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Also profiles where u can see more of other people or objects than them in pics.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
3 weeks ago

With guys there height if there short it’s a no no from me

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By *rMindandMrsCuriousCouple
3 weeks ago

Bristol

"You see in a profile and immediately nope right out of there.

Is it nothing but cock pics? No pics at all? "Fill this in later".

For me it's the 18-99 age range. Probably just a case of the men not paying attention but to me it says "I'm here to fuck everything and anything""

Long long lists of verifications from all and sundry - tends to scream 'attention seeker' or worse narcissist....

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By *ld4YCouple
3 weeks ago

mid Suffolk

Smokers, and mention of 420.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

No bio and vulgar images

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By *ifeforelivingMan
3 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

Meets asking for m and when you view profile single men are blocked

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By *bitofaslutWoman
3 weeks ago

Cannock

"legal notice"

Everyone knows it's bullshit. Take it off.

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By *orbidden eastMan
3 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

Open minded. No, you’re really not

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By *ympho6969 OP Woman
3 weeks ago

glasgow

"Open minded. No, you’re really not "

I laugh how much this turns out to be true. Like really, that's mild and very limited, especially by this site's standards

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By *ondiego85Man
3 weeks ago

nottingham

Let’s see… professional couple/single, smokers, bdsm, bull, dom/domme, gym fit… I’m pretty sure I could continue

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By *ergus1622Man
3 weeks ago

Dundee

Smoking, 420, nothing written in the bio or very little are mine .

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By *ure Seduction69Couple
3 weeks ago

Barnsley

I,m no gynaecologist so do we need super close pics on profile or public pics ??

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By *ucka39Man
3 weeks ago

Newcastle

Requesting a photo in first message when they have none

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By *bitofaslutWoman
3 weeks ago

Cannock

"Open minded. No, you’re really not "

No they're REALLY not.

"What are you into?"

"Spanking"

Block.

Soooo open minded

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By *endalshaggersCouple
3 weeks ago

Lake District

"Fill in later" but they've been on the site for a good while.

"Send face pictures with message" despite having absolutely no pictures of them at all on their profile.

"Professional couple" - yep, cool, whatever. That basically means like most of us, you both have a job. Stop trying to make it sound cool or edgy.

"We've been here before. We know how it works". OK, so what? You want a medal? You think your're somehow better than everyone else due to having a previous experience on here?

Rant over

C xoxo

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By *host63Man
3 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

"Time on site is over a year but they haven't been meet verified. I'm sure a few men will cry "but it's so difficult to get a meet!" 🙄 Get yourselves or organised socials or clubs! "

Organised socials and clubs are a waste of time.

And I dk have verifications and it makes zero difference

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By *host63Man
3 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

"Single male 🤷🏻‍♀️

I laughed at that cos it's exactly what I look for. Shows how wide the interests are on here "

Would you prefer it if they were married?

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By *endalshaggersCouple
3 weeks ago

Lake District

"Time on site is over a year but they haven't been meet verified. I'm sure a few men will cry "but it's so difficult to get a meet!" 🙄 Get yourselves or organised socials or clubs!

Organised socials and clubs are a waste of time.

And I dk have verifications and it makes zero difference "

"Organised socials and clubs are a waste of time", says a man who has at least half of his verifications from meetings at socials or clubs

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

Pics of other people and not the person who's profile it is.

Graphic close up pics...

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By *bitofaslutWoman
3 weeks ago

Cannock

"We've been here before. We know how it works".

I see that and think "no veris but trust me bro"

How about no.

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By *oughmanMan
3 weeks ago

Sunderland

""Must send a face pic with first message,, or you'll be blocked", but have no face pics of themselves!"

I do agree with this one unfortunately.

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By *bitofaslutWoman
3 weeks ago

Cannock

"Pics of other people and not the person who's profile it is.

That annoys me. I got one pic blocked because I was dressed a bit more conservative than my other pics and they thought it wasn't me!

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 weeks ago

Dunfermline

When their age range doesn't include me, and I fancy them rotten 🙄😋🤓

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By *oughmanMan
3 weeks ago

Sunderland

Apart from having features that they state they aren't looking for, not much I can think of off the top of my head. 420 is a definite no way in hell.

I'm not perfect by any means, so I'll give most people benefit of the doubt and consideration. Doesn't mean I won't move on after a closer look.

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By *reudian_slipsMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol

Gynaecological like photos, badly taken photos

Men who constantly message me saying ‘hi’ or ‘I’ll suck your cock now’

Very short profile text; get no idea of what they’re like other than looks…

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By *ympho6969 OP Woman
3 weeks ago

glasgow

"Single male 🤷🏻‍♀️

I laughed at that cos it's exactly what I look for. Shows how wide the interests are on here

Would you prefer it if they were married?"

Don't touch married. Try my best to filter them out but can't guarantee it. I'm thankful for those who are honest though

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Single male 🤷🏻‍♀️

I laughed at that cos it's exactly what I look for. Shows how wide the interests are on here

Would you prefer it if they were married?

Don't touch married. Try my best to filter them out but can't guarantee it. I'm thankful for those who are honest though"

Single 🙋‍♂️🤓

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By *ympho6969 OP Woman
2 weeks ago

glasgow

"Single male 🤷🏻‍♀️

I laughed at that cos it's exactly what I look for. Shows how wide the interests are on here

Would you prefer it if they were married?

Don't touch married. Try my best to filter them out but can't guarantee it. I'm thankful for those who are honest though

Single 🙋‍♂️🤓"

Don't know why but all I heard in my mind is "I volunteer. I volunteer as tribute"

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