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By *hilledguy2020 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

Hi all, let's cheer people up after blue Mondsy and have cheer up Tuesdsy. Tell sexusl jokes, no matter how corny, let's put smiles on people's facesx

A woman gets knocked over, driver gets out of the car and asks if shes ok. She says I think im concussed. He says how many fingers have I got up, she says fuck me im paralysed from the waist down as well! X

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By *rmrsp999Couple
2 weeks ago

glasowish

3 old guys in a pub talking about their various health problems.

1st old guy says "I get up at 5am and have to stand at the toilet for an hour because the wee just trickles out".

2nd old boy says "well I get up at 6am and have to sit on the toilet for an hour because my constipation is so bad".

3rd old boy says "5am I piss like a racehorse, and at 6am I shit like a pig".

The other 2 ask "why is that a problem?".

And he answers "because I don't get up till half 7"

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By *rmrsp999Couple
2 weeks ago

glasowish


"Hi all, let's cheer people up after blue Mondsy and have cheer up Tuesdsy. Tell sexusl jokes, no matter how corny, let's put smiles on people's facesx

A woman gets knocked over, driver gets out of the car and asks if shes ok. She says I think im concussed. He says how many fingers have I got up, she says fuck me im paralysed from the waist down as well! X"

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By *hilledguy2020 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead


"3 old guys in a pub talking about their various health problems.

1st old guy says "I get up at 5am and have to stand at the toilet for an hour because the wee just trickles out".

2nd old boy says "well I get up at 6am and have to sit on the toilet for an hour because my constipation is so bad".

3rd old boy says "5am I piss like a racehorse, and at 6am I shit like a pig".

The other 2 ask "why is that a problem?".

And he answers "because I don't get up till half 7" "

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By *hilledguy2020 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat came up and flashed them. One old lady immediately had a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach.

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By *hilledguy2020 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

Two nuns are riding their bicycles around the backstreets of Rome. One nun looks over at the other and says, "You know, I’ve never come this way before." The other nun replies, "Must be the cobblestones."

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By *ongandharderMan
2 weeks ago

Rotherham

Anal that's a pain in the ass

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By *hilledguy2020 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

Ha ha!

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By *hilledguy2020 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

My family recently discovered Grandpa is taking Viagra. We were all rather surprised, but Grandma has been taking it hard.

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By *hilledguy2020 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

So, Mickey, you said you’re divorcing Minnie because she’s really silly?" "No, I said she’s fucking Goofy."

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By *hilledguy2020 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

Hope these are putting a smile on you fab lotx

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By *rmrsp999Couple
2 weeks ago

glasowish

I hear that old folks homes are bringing in a new policy of giving the old men a viagra and a prozac first thing in the morning.

That way if they don't get a fuck, they don't give a fuck

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By *rmrsp999Couple
2 weeks ago

glasowish


"Hope these are putting a smile on you fab lotx"

Making me smile but seems our audience aren't reacting

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By *hilledguy2020 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

Ha ha you've hit the nail on the head.

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By *hilledguy2020 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

What are the three shortest words in the English language? "Is it in?"

What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off.

What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? A tearjeaker.

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