FabSwingers.com forum: Best sexual analergies you've heard?

By *hilledguy2020 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

Whats the funniest/ best sexual analergies you have heard from others...I will start with 1 I find funny.....

Dripping like a council tap! Lol

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By *orflondonerMan
2 weeks ago

Wood Green

"Gushing like a fractured sewage pipe"was an oft used phrase by an ex work colleague of mine ..

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By *hilledguy2020 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

Ha ha!!

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By *hilledguy2020 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

Stick it in the front oven as im baking 1 in the back!🤣

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By *asher11Man
2 weeks ago

market harborough

wet as an otters pocket

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By *orny_beds_83Man
2 weeks ago

Norwich

Dripping like a fucked fridge !!

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By *itbit ChampMan
2 weeks ago

Chester

Is analergy itself an analogy?

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By *andb69Couple
2 weeks ago

leeds

"Is analergy itself an analogy?"

Thought it was what started you sneezing. A lot of people are allergic to pussies.

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
2 weeks ago

Durham

One that sticks in mind is from a forum thread on here years ago.

"Slinging cock snot up her fart pipe"

I laughed out loud at that when I read it

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
2 weeks ago

Durham

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By *arahfromwarringtonTV/TS
2 weeks ago

warrington

“Like waving a pencil in the Albert Hall” (for a lady with a noticeably loosened vagina).

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By *angler 321Man
2 weeks ago

Hereford

Tongue punch a fart box!! Always makes me laugh! Think I heard on Celebrity juice back in the day!!

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By *hilledguy2020 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

On it like a car bonnet! Laughed when I 1st heard that!

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By *ambi4uMan
2 weeks ago

Saint Helens

"“Like waving a pencil in the Albert Hall” (for a lady with a noticeably loosened vagina)."

Or...

"Like chucking a hot dog up the mersey tunnel"

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By *ambi4uMan
2 weeks ago

Saint Helens

I was in a club years ago with a mate of mine and a very large woman was being pleasured on the telly, someone commented that she was a big girl and my mate replied....

"Yes, I'd rather feed her for a week than a fortnight"

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

“Fanny like a hippo yawning”

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By *andyh78Man
2 weeks ago

manchester

Drops anchor in Poo bay.

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By *hilledguy2020 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

Wasn't a true blonde, she was like an aeroplane...still had the black box! Lol

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By *hilledguy2020 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

Cock like a fun dize pork sausage!

Tits like spaniels ears!

He had a face made for radio! Lol

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By *hilledguy2020 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

A one that's just sprung to mind..would love to know which weirdo came up with this one.....hung like a babies arm! Lol wtf!!🤣🤣

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By *abluesbabyMan
2 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Tight as a clam's chuff at 40 fathoms

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By *ustus5555Woman
2 weeks ago

Mansfield

Had one this morning.

" you're hotter than a smack heads spoon on giro day "

It did make me chuckle a little to be honest.

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