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By *hocolateRod OP   Man
21 weeks ago

London and over UK

whats your funniest swinging experience?

mine: was playing with lovely couple in their upmarket London hotel room - we decided to have a break - there was water fountain outside the room

i dont know how it happened - but we all walked out of the room and the door shut!

the good lady was in basque and stockings - hubby was naked! and i was in my underwear

the look on the maid's face!

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By *hank you sirMan
21 weeks ago

colchester

It's not exactly swinging as such, but we once hired a great private bondage dungeon for an evening.

We'd been playing for about 4 hours and our time was coming to an end so we decided to get dressed and clean up.

There was a knock on the door, and thinking the owner had come back abit too earlier I answered it.

It was a couple with three big bags of toys and restraints who had "come for the orgy".

I felt bad having to turn them away but they must have been twice our age and let's say, not out type. Lovely people but it turned out they were a month early, the orgy was the following month

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By *hocolateRod OP   Man
21 weeks ago

London and over UK


"It's not exactly swinging as such, but we once hired a great private bondage dungeon for an evening.

We'd been playing for about 4 hours and our time was coming to an end so we decided to get dressed and clean up.

There was a knock on the door, and thinking the owner had come back abit too earlier I answered it.

It was a couple with three big bags of toys and restraints who had "come for the orgy".

I felt bad having to turn them away but they must have been twice our age and let's say, not out type. Lovely people but it turned out they were a month early, the orgy was the following month"

so easy to make that mistake!

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By *avenjane7Couple
21 weeks ago

colne

We went to a party and a few of us where having fun, Jane was bent over the bed being fucked and she accidentally trumped. Everyone just cracked up laughing and we could not play because of laughter.

The chap that was doing Jane took the hoof and went, we all giggled all night.

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By *hocolateRod OP   Man
21 weeks ago

London and over UK


"We went to a party and a few of us where having fun, Jane was bent over the bed being fucked and she accidentally trumped. Everyone just cracked up laughing and we could not play because of laughter.

The chap that was doing Jane took the hoof and went, we all giggled all night."

hilarious!

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By *TWboyMan
21 weeks ago

Kings Lynn


"We went to a party and a few of us where having fun, Jane was bent over the bed being fucked and she accidentally trumped. Everyone just cracked up laughing and we could not play because of laughter.

The chap that was doing Jane took the hoof and went, we all giggled all night."

No idea why he got a moody - these things happen…….

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By *agicroundabout3100Couple
21 weeks ago

Camberley


"We went to a party and a few of us where having fun, Jane was bent over the bed being fucked and she accidentally trumped. Everyone just cracked up laughing and we could not play because of laughter.

The chap that was doing Jane took the hoof and went, we all giggled all night."

That’s brilliant.....

Had a similar experience but just one on one!! She trumped about four times running each time I thrust and it was “Sorry, oh sorry, oh sorry, oh sorry.... “

I had to stop in the end and we both had a good laugh about it!!

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By *ritladMan
21 weeks ago

Taunton

Not technically a swinging experience I don’t think, but went home with someone on a night out, her husband had also pulled and taken a lady home with him, turned out to be my ex, we agreed we would all play in their living room, start getting naked when there’s a key in the door, granny is dropping their kids back in the middle of the night because of some family emergency, my ex and I end up naked in the downstairs toilet while they sort out their kids and get them to sleep before they passed us out clothes so we could leave (ex and I may have sorted out each others itch while we were waiting)

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By *hocolateRod OP   Man
21 weeks ago

London and over UK


"Not technically a swinging experience I don’t think, but went home with someone on a night out, her husband had also pulled and taken a lady home with him, turned out to be my ex, we agreed we would all play in their living room, start getting naked when there’s a key in the door, granny is dropping their kids back in the middle of the night because of some family emergency, my ex and I end up naked in the downstairs toilet while they sort out their kids and get them to sleep before they passed us out clothes so we could leave (ex and I may have sorted out each others itch while we were waiting)"

Wow!!!

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By *uminsiderMKMan
21 weeks ago

St Austell

A playmate I visited a number of times burst into a fit of the giggles shortly after I'd just cum in her for the first time one morning...

....took a minute before she managed to explain that she'd suddenly realised that her unaware husband would later be sleeping on the wet patch which we'd just created!

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By *hocolateRod OP   Man
21 weeks ago

London and over UK


"A playmate I visited a number of times burst into a fit of the giggles shortly after I'd just cum in her for the first time one morning...

....took a minute before she managed to explain that she'd suddenly realised that her unaware husband would later be sleeping on the wet patch which we'd just created! "

oh dear!

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

There was that time I got my hair caught in the swing and had to be cut out.

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By *hocolateRod OP   Man
21 weeks ago

London and over UK


"There was that time I got my hair caught in the swing and had to be cut out.

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oh damn! did it hurt - getting the hair caught like that

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By *othwaysnudeMan
21 weeks ago

branpton

Meeting a couple as a couple full dirty sex and 6 month later found out the women was a close family members best friend when we called in to see said family members one weekend

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By *reudian_slipsMan
21 weeks ago

Bristol

One of my earlier swinging meets was with a cool couple - we had met socially and then booked two hotel rooms for our first threesome later. We were all quite nervous and drank quite a bit, and the sex took ages to get going.

Once it started it was really good, she really got into it and she in particular was very noisy. We got a phone call at about 130am telling us to keep the noise down

Anyway as we were all so horny and quite tipsy so we carried on trying to be quiet. She and I were having sex doggy style whilst she sucked her man who was loving it when the bed broke, the leg snapped! We encamped to my room and didn’t get much sleep.

The next morning they had to tell staff and the three of us looking like wrecks got funny looks over breakfast

100% true. Webbington hotel and spa near M5 in 2010

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By *hocolateRod OP   Man
21 weeks ago

London and over UK


"One of my earlier swinging meets was with a cool couple - we had met socially and then booked two hotel rooms for our first threesome later. We were all quite nervous and drank quite a bit, and the sex took ages to get going.

Once it started it was really good, she really got into it and she in particular was very noisy. We got a phone call at about 130am telling us to keep the noise down

Anyway as we were all so horny and quite tipsy so we carried on trying to be quiet. She and I were having sex doggy style whilst she sucked her man who was loving it when the bed broke, the leg snapped! We encamped to my room and didn’t get much sleep.

The next morning they had to tell staff and the three of us looking like wrecks got funny looks over breakfast

100% true. Webbington hotel and spa near M5 in 2010 "

wow - this is hilarious! like a carry on film!

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By *ungfunfellaMan
21 weeks ago

Lincoln

My funniest experience was arranging a meet with a couple n being greeted by the mrs n her taking me to the lounge to be met by the fella naked n it being my old work boss

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By *andPextraCouple
21 weeks ago

North West

Club. A fella kept walking by doing his best "roll of carpets" under each arm strut and trying to catch my attention. Was being too cool to notice a chair and went arse over and ended up in a very undignified heap. Then tried to style it out getting up. Failed miserably

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By *hocolateRod OP   Man
21 weeks ago

London and over UK


"Club. A fella kept walking by doing his best "roll of carpets" under each arm strut and trying to catch my attention. Was being too cool to notice a chair and went arse over and ended up in a very undignified heap. Then tried to style it out getting up. Failed miserably "

Embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Met a couple once he wanted to watch me fuck his wife after 5 mins of me and her going at it. He decided he didn't like it and pulled me off her. He started yelling at me and kicked me out it was like 2am, he had picked me up from town centre and drove me to his. I hadn't a clue where I was he refused to give me a lift home. So I keyed his car

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
21 weeks ago

carluke

Hearing a knock on the door of a private room in a club, followed by the staff shouting telling us to hurry up as there was a queue for the room!

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By *hocolateRod OP   Man
21 weeks ago

London and over UK


"Hearing a knock on the door of a private room in a club, followed by the staff shouting telling us to hurry up as there was a queue for the room!"

thats very rude!

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By *aomilatteCouple
21 weeks ago

Midlands

It was when we walked past a busy hotel bar to our room with another couple. We only found out later the other Lady had carried a Bondara double dildo in a box, not even in a bag

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By *hocolateRod OP   Man
21 weeks ago

London and over UK


"It was when we walked past a busy hotel bar to our room with another couple. We only found out later the other Lady had carried a Bondara double dildo in a box, not even in a bag "

Well, that is going to give the game away!

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By *eahxocallumCouple
21 weeks ago

Birmingham

I once got accidentally locked in a contraption after the guy with the key lost it, thankfully a few of the guys cut the lock.

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By *hocolateRod OP   Man
21 weeks ago

London and over UK


"I once got accidentally locked in a contraption after the guy with the key lost it, thankfully a few of the guys cut the lock."

what sort of contraption - something at sex club??

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By *hocolateRod OP   Man
21 weeks ago

London and over UK


"I once got accidentally locked in a contraption after the guy with the key lost it, thankfully a few of the guys cut the lock.

what sort of contraption - something at sex club??"

bump

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By *hocolateRod OP   Man
21 weeks ago

London and over UK


"whats your funniest swinging experience?

mine: was playing with lovely couple in their upmarket London hotel room - we decided to have a break - there was water fountain outside the room

i dont know how it happened - but we all walked out of the room and the door shut!

the good lady was in basque and stockings - hubby was naked! and i was in my underwear

the look on the maid's face!"

bump

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
21 weeks ago

furnace

Took a sexy wife who i met in the supermarket a month previous for a hotel meet where she confessed her husband was upstairs in the room waiting for her to take me back to fuck her which I couldn’t wait to do , on arrival hubby was away in the bathroom and we started to explore each other . She was cupping my balls and began sucking my cock as I ran my fingers thru her hair and told her how good her mouth felt as a naked husband appeared out of the bathroom and I’m

Not sure who was most shocked !!!!

It was only my boss

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By *hocolateRod OP   Man
21 weeks ago

London and over UK


"Took a sexy wife who i met in the supermarket a month previous for a hotel meet where she confessed her husband was upstairs in the room waiting for her to take me back to fuck her which I couldn’t wait to do , on arrival hubby was away in the bathroom and we started to explore each other . She was cupping my balls and began sucking my cock as I ran my fingers thru her hair and told her how good her mouth felt as a naked husband appeared out of the bathroom and I’m

Not sure who was most shocked !!!!

It was only my boss "

what?! really!

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
21 weeks ago

furnace


"Took a sexy wife who i met in the supermarket a month previous for a hotel meet where she confessed her husband was upstairs in the room waiting for her to take me back to fuck her which I couldn’t wait to do , on arrival hubby was away in the bathroom and we started to explore each other . She was cupping my balls and began sucking my cock as I ran my fingers thru her hair and told her how good her mouth felt as a naked husband appeared out of the bathroom and I’m

Not sure who was most shocked !!!!

It was only my boss

what?! really!"

Yes really

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By *hocolateRod OP   Man
21 weeks ago

London and over UK


"Took a sexy wife who i met in the supermarket a month previous for a hotel meet where she confessed her husband was upstairs in the room waiting for her to take me back to fuck her which I couldn’t wait to do , on arrival hubby was away in the bathroom and we started to explore each other . She was cupping my balls and began sucking my cock as I ran my fingers thru her hair and told her how good her mouth felt as a naked husband appeared out of the bathroom and I’m

Not sure who was most shocked !!!!

It was only my boss

what?! really!

Yes really "

what happened next?

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