FabSwingers.com forum: Things not to say during sex!

By *hilledguy2020 OP Man
23 hours ago

Gateshead

Here's a few to start...

That ceiling needs painting!

I must remember to dust up there!

That lampshade could do with replacing!

Hurry up Emmerdales coming on! Lol!!

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By *andb69Couple
22 hours ago

leeds

"Do this", or "Do that"

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By *ornyRebel88Man
22 hours ago

Fermoy

Who’s your Daddy

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By *armandwet50Couple
22 hours ago

Far far away

something smells funny

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By *he.Jungle.VIPMan
21 hours ago

London

Steak and Kidney pudding.

(Bonus points for the reference)

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By *herry delightWoman
21 hours ago

Ilfracombe

You are not as good as your bother.

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By *ornyRebel88Man
21 hours ago

Fermoy

"You are not as good as your bother."
😂😂

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By *ittyKateUKWoman
21 hours ago

Birmingham

Is it in yet?

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By *tickytip44Man
21 hours ago

n.wales

I'm sorry after 5 secs😂

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By *dc1Man
21 hours ago

essex and all over the south

Do you and your sister use the same perfume or is it just lingering in the pillow.

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By *herry delightWoman
20 hours ago

Ilfracombe

Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?

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By *umagain58Man
20 hours ago

London

Once got the wrong name and said more than once when fucking her. Was not invited back like I am usually

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By *ostAirmenMan
20 hours ago

crewe

I need a poo !

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By *un guy300Man
20 hours ago

Carmarthen

Can I cum in you, like the other guy

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By *herry delightWoman
20 hours ago

Ilfracombe

You woke me up for that?

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By *tickytip44Man
20 hours ago

n.wales

"You woke me up for that?"

😂😂

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By *aninbushMan
20 hours ago

Newcastle

"Who's a good bunny boiler"

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By *hilledguy2020 OP Man
11 hours ago

Gateshead

Your mother was better!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
11 hours ago

Next Door

Just cum, I'm bored

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By *oDramaSimpleFunMan
10 hours ago

Preston

You’re such a liar, you said you were great in bed

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By *rivatePairCouple
10 hours ago

Norwich

"can you be a bit less enthusiastic, you're making my herpes itch".

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By *angtidy42Couple
10 hours ago

Redditch

Need to add that to the shopping list.

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By *herrybakewellCouple
10 hours ago

Staffordshire

I'm bored.

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By *l1 guyMan
10 hours ago

Slough

"Steak and Kidney pudding.

(Bonus points for the reference)

Grandad in Only Fools & Horses if I remember?

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By *ennysouthMan
10 hours ago

Coventry

Will you hurry up, I've read this page 3 times now.

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By *roxhotwifecpl4funCouple
10 hours ago

goffs oak

Are you in yet

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By *herry delightWoman
9 hours ago

Ilfracombe

When is this supposed to feel good?

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By *ShyButNotShyCouple
9 hours ago

Stafford

Is there an echo in here?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
9 hours ago

Castlebar

The timer went off. Times up

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By *ike_looking_forMan
8 hours ago

Cumbria

and you are going to fix the washing machine after right?

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
8 hours ago

Hemel Hempstead

Good job I married you for your sense of humour

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By *ongwithahoodMan
8 hours ago

Dublin

That lasted longer than I thought

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By *emofaJamesMan
8 hours ago

London

That reminds me, I need to do the bins later.

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By *icemember7Man
8 hours ago

Worcester

Can you let my husband have a go he's bigger then you

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By *elly_ukcdTV/TS
6 hours ago

Hinckley

I knew a chastity cage was a good Christmas present.

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By *lowhands7Man
6 hours ago

South Leicestershire

Am I in the right one?

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By *lowhands7Man
6 hours ago

South Leicestershire

I hope that was just a fanny fart

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By *inecrestMan
6 hours ago

West Yorks

I think we're related!

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By *appyToBeHere222Man
6 hours ago

Asgard

What time have we got to goto your mums?

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
5 hours ago

Ryde

"I'm going to be pissing fire after this one, I just know it..."

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By *utdoorfun7474Couple
5 hours ago

armagh

Your sisters pussy is wetter

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By *hades Of GreyMan
5 hours ago

Leeds

You don't sweat much for a fat lass!

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By *OM2443Man
5 hours ago

Dudley

Ignore that guy in the corner!

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By *ShyButNotShyCouple
4 hours ago

Stafford

You're not as good as my mum at this, dad!!

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By *aughty Hubby n Sexy WifeCouple
4 hours ago

Scarborogh

Your sister was better 🫢

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By *emofaJamesMan
4 hours ago

London

I didn't know you had fish for dinner

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 hours ago

East London

GOAL!!!!

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By *oholdupsguyMan
3 hours ago

Colchester

I’m so sorry, what’s your name again, or can I just call you mummy…

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By *acksmith22Man
3 hours ago

cannock

"You are not as good as your bother."
🤣😈🙊

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By *et and WillingCouple
3 hours ago

Nuneaton

"Your mother was better!"

, shame she died !!

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By *dmundwilsonMan
3 hours ago

Llandudno

Have you finished yet?

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By *icentiousCouple
2 hours ago

Up on them there hills

Tell me when… you oh. Nooooo

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By *ickylouCouple
2 hours ago

I didn’t think it would have extra cheese

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