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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Foolish question but just resent had 1st anal sex encounter there was a lot of poo about me think this not normall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a good idea to use a douche or enema a few hours before indulging. They're cheap, widely available and very effective...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep douche kit handy as you know the saying keep your friends close but your enemas even closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly not the norm unless they were constipated lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to love anal sex. I indulged for years, rogering a good few botties without coming into contact with much in the way of poo.

But the good times could not last. Oh no. Last year I had an encounter with a stray poop nugget while catering to one lady's backdoor requirements. Kind of put me off a bit. I suppose as I had gone for years without seeing it, it was quite a shock. I still love the idea of anal -- it's fucking hot and having a girl come from it when you are in her arse... ooooh lawwwwd -- but the poop nugget has tempered my passions somewhat. I think if I ever did it again and good douching would be in order. I dunno what I thought I was going to find in there, honestly I do not...

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By *allen MadonnaWoman
over a year ago

In my own little world

I do a lot of strap on with guys. The advice I give to those without a douche, is to not eat junk food for 12-24 hours before a meet, go to the loo an hour before meeting and obviously wash thoroughly. Seems to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foolish question but just resent had 1st anal sex encounter there was a lot of poo about me think this not normall "

Alot is not normal, though if your out eating and drinking and then partake in such activities, expect some, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always say, great anal requires preparation, its not like in the porn movies where a woman can receive anal at any given time with perfect cleanliness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes a poo nugget happens - no matter how much preparation.

If there was a lot of poo then 2 things may have happened

1) She didn't douche and clean before hand at all!

2) She did douche but went quite deep with the water and didn't evacuate all of the water/poo out properly and it caught up with her after moving through her bowels.

There is an art to anal douching.

Invest in a shower attachment. Douche at least an hour before you expect to have anal. If you go deep with the water expect to need to re-douche a little while after, the deeper you go with the water the more likelihood that stored poo will be washed out - but sometimes that take 5/10 minutes to 'appear' to be evacuated.

I always douche and deeply, I evacuate as much 'results' as I can, then normally wait for 10 minutes and usually more 'stuff' wants out, then after this has happened I go back and douche all over again - repeating the process 2 or 3 times - until I'm happy.

If I'm gonna have a cock in my ass - I want to know I'm safe from embarrassment!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks guys you been a big help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes a poo nugget happens - no matter how much preparation.

If there was a lot of poo then 2 things may have happened

1) She didn't douche and clean before hand at all!

2) She did douche but went quite deep with the water and didn't evacuate all of the water/poo out properly and it caught up with her after moving through her bowels.

There is an art to anal douching.

Invest in a shower attachment. Douche at least an hour before you expect to have anal. If you go deep with the water expect to need to re-douche a little while after, the deeper you go with the water the more likelihood that stored poo will be washed out - but sometimes that take 5/10 minutes to 'appear' to be evacuated.

I always douche and deeply, I evacuate as much 'results' as I can, then normally wait for 10 minutes and usually more 'stuff' wants out, then after this has happened I go back and douche all over again - repeating the process 2 or 3 times - until I'm happy.

If I'm gonna have a cock in my ass - I want to know I'm safe from embarrassment!

"

I had my first anal experience 4 weeks ago. I didnt know he was going to want to do it, as he had said he would wait till I was ready. Luckily no embarrassing moments re poo but you cant always know you are going to do it can you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've as yet never douched before.. solely for the reason it's never planned.. but as yet not had this.. however I'm careful about what I eat before a meet etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I had my first anal experience 4 weeks ago. I didnt know he was going to want to do it, as he had said he would wait till I was ready. Luckily no embarrassing moments re poo but you cant always know you are going to do it can you? "

I suppose I always decide whether it's gonna be on the cards or not. It's something I've got to fancy not a given that I'll do!

But well done for not having to blush at any extra attendees!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Sometimes, bottle play is spontaneous. If you play with bodies, expect them to function how they normally do.

Baby wipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've as yet never douched before.. solely for the reason it's never planned.. but as yet not had this.. however I'm careful about what I eat before a meet etc"

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Of course, that should say 'bottie'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foolish question but just resent had 1st anal sex encounter there was a lot of poo about me think this not normall "

First lesson of

"How best to have anal sex" - learnt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep douche kit handy as you know the saying keep your friends close but your enemas even closer "
love a clean bum.poppyxxdirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the message seems to be:

remember - perfect preparation prevents poo-ey penetration problems!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the message seems to be:

remember - perfect preparation prevents poo-ey penetration problems!"

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By *eaverfeverCouple
over a year ago

nr Manchester


"Foolish question but just resent had 1st anal sex encounter there was a lot of poo about me think this not normall

Alot is not normal, though if your out eating and drinking and then partake in such activities, expect some, lol.

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No shit lol

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Foolish question but just resent had 1st anal sex encounter there was a lot of poo about me think this not normall "

Yeah its entirely normal.

Usually you're supposed to give a body massage or at minimum oil yourself up with it afterwards! Though if you feel the need , i.e. can resist unloading in them bare, then do it as soon as you see sight of the first chocolatey goodness.

hmmmmph - lol, I take it youre new to meeting ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foolish question but just resent had 1st anal sex encounter there was a lot of poo about me think this not normall "

Take it this was with a human..??? Yikes!!!

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Foolish question but just resent had 1st anal sex encounter there was a lot of poo about me think this not normall "

Really? What did you think an arse was for???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foolish question but just resent had 1st anal sex encounter there was a lot of poo about me think this not normall "

you mean you found shit up someone's arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foolish question but just resent had 1st anal sex encounter there was a lot of poo about me think this not normall "

Shucks take it you're not coming to the "scatlovers" munch on Saturday then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foolish question but just resent had 1st anal sex encounter there was a lot of poo about me think this not normall

Shucks take it you're not coming to the "scatlovers" munch on Saturday then?

"

Skibby dibby dibby dom dom dom dom!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I don't remember this in the Disney cartoons....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I consider a douche part of my meet preparations as well as shaving , bathing and being horny.i also hope ny fellow swinger consider the same .they always do as far as i know yet?! Poppyxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After reading some of these takes me back when I was 21. Mr d by the way anyway was having sex with a girl I new which ended up me giving her anal no condom as I was young and naive. After about 20 mins or so going full pelt I got off and lay next to her which she went straight down on me. Which I didn't think anything of she then came up to kiss me and I remember so clear it was like she was in slow motion coming up for a kiss which I made a exit for the toilet as I said I had a bad stomach. The fact of the matter was as she was coming up she had a hitler pooh moustache which made me run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I had my first anal experience 4 weeks ago. I didnt know he was going to want to do it, as he had said he would wait till I was ready. Luckily no embarrassing moments re poo but you cant always know you are going to do it can you?

I suppose I always decide whether it's gonna be on the cards or not. It's something I've got to fancy not a given that I'll do!

But well done for not having to blush at any extra attendees! "

Yes it was good actually. First attempt I tensed too much and it hurt, so he stopped. oiled up again and well just mmm but needs to be right guy. would have to be a very special guy to do it with, also right size. also good that no extras attended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wash it off mun x making a women cum from her arse is lush especially when it gushes juices x have a play first it lubes it up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After reading some of these takes me back when I was 21. Mr d by the way anyway was having sex with a girl I new which ended up me giving her anal no condom as I was young and naive. After about 20 mins or so going full pelt I got off and lay next to her which she went straight down on me. Which I didn't think anything of she then came up to kiss me and I remember so clear it was like she was in slow motion coming up for a kiss which I made a exit for the toilet as I said I had a bad stomach. The fact of the matter was as she was coming up she had a hitler pooh moustache which made me run. "

nearly crying with laughter reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha Shit happens!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After reading some of these takes me back when I was 21. Mr d by the way anyway was having sex with a girl I new which ended up me giving her anal no condom as I was young and naive. After about 20 mins or so going full pelt I got off and lay next to her which she went straight down on me. Which I didn't think anything of she then came up to kiss me and I remember so clear it was like she was in slow motion coming up for a kiss which I made a exit for the toilet as I said I had a bad stomach. The fact of the matter was as she was coming up she had a hitler pooh moustache which made me run.

nearly crying with laughter reading that "
i laugh and still crindge thinking about it.how close she came to kissing me lol

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By *exybabyMan
over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

A friend of mine use to boast about his anal gymnastics and how it was the absolute buisness when regularily exercising what he considered to be his devine right.....until one day, after much disgust, decided that it was time to forget the back door entrance after he'd shot his muck, withdrew and attached to his helmet was a piece of sweetcorn!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After reading some of these takes me back when I was 21. Mr d by the way anyway was having sex with a girl I new which ended up me giving her anal no condom as I was young and naive. After about 20 mins or so going full pelt I got off and lay next to her which she went straight down on me. Which I didn't think anything of she then came up to kiss me and I remember so clear it was like she was in slow motion coming up for a kiss which I made a exit for the toilet as I said I had a bad stomach. The fact of the matter was as she was coming up she had a hitler pooh moustache which made me run.

nearly crying with laughter reading that i laugh and still crindge thinking about it.how close she came to kissing me lol "

In urban legend terms, it was a Dirty Sanchez!

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows


"Foolish question but just resent had 1st anal sex encounter there was a lot of poo about me think this not normall "

No shit Sherlock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confucius say "Jump in puddles, expect to get wet"

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